> Contemplate what to do with these organisastions that want me dead while recovering in the hospital with one of the options being turning them into dolls but dimiss it as I don't particalurly want them as dolls.
5-1=4: You contemplate what to do with them, when it occurs to you that you had the South American corn chip sensation that is the answer within your sight the whole time. (+1 to you next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5: Then the wrench comes down, but you are able to deflect it with a well-thrown nacho!
> Shape the world into a large labyrinth!
1: You do all in your power to remove the hiding places from the world. Which isn't much, being dead and all.
> Consider becoming a gardener for the general area. Reimu seems to like it, at least, and good friends tend to influence decisions!
2: You decide you really don't want to be someone's fruit slinger.
Roll to dodge!3: But you do not have time to contemplate before you push Reimu out of the way of an oncoming wrench! The resulting debris from where it hits pegs you in the back of the head! (-1 to your next roll!)
Seems like I'll be able to sell some of that.
> Head for the nearest area that has some kind of problem that needs taking care of.
2: You look around, and don't find any problem areas. You think you're going around in circles...
Roll to dodge!6: Then you see the wrench coming, and pour all your might into deflecting it, saving the world! Kind of...
>Go ask Komachi what is wrong and if she can revive me.
4: You approach Komachi, and find that she is busy napping.
>Time to do the world a service, use Yorihime's sword (cause I totally picked that up when no one was looking :derp:) and storm the vampire's nest.
5: You claim Yorihime's sword, put it's enchantedness to use, and slash up a nest of vampires! You find a gold pocketwatch among their possessions (+1 to your next roll)
>Get the hell out of this pit to heal up using the power of enlightenment. It can do that, right?
4: You get out of the pit, and use Enlightenment to heal yourself. -1 Enlightenment (Squawkers is restored to health!)
> Use the Biliard Stick and 12 Cue Balls that covered by Electricity and able to Ricochet cover 5 mile radius "Shot" to Kasu,
Revenge him that make me hurt and lost in TLC Match.
1-1=0: You send Kasu a greeting card via pool cue delivery service!
> I play a Plains, tap it and summon Loyal Sentry which has the ability: When Loyal Sentry blocks something or someone, destroy that something or someone and Loyal Sentry.
5-1=4: You set yourself up some Mutually Assured Preemptive Destruction.
That's interesting ~
> Marry into the Giovanni family, Josephine would be nice ~
3: You marry into Giovanni Family, but you end up with a lesser scion; Jolyne, who has bucktooth fangs. The wedding ceremony takes a lot out of you...literally a couple pints. (-1 to your next roll)
> Tag Tokiko with my trademark
2: You try to trademark Tokiko, and are halted when a beer can from nowhere flies at your head!
Roll to Dodge!4: You hit the dirt and the can just barely grazes over your back.
> Recover HP by consuming the discarded Dormio head.
1: You place the Dormino head in the proper waste receptacle.
> Spin fast enough to travel back in time and kick myself in the face to stop me from killing myself.
6: If it works for Superman, it'll work for you! You sidestep time and space, kicking your past self firmly in the butt and bringing yourself back to life.
PX has reentered the game!> Apologize to reality. I's dint meen it. Fix reality to make it better. With dakka, red paint, and spinning rims.
5: You fix up reality roit proper, dollin' it up wit' a bettah engine, red paint, and sumfin dead shooty. The setting is now: Wacky Races! Any true ork would be tickled pink, and you, you're a true ork! (+1 to your next roll)
Now that the distractions are done...
> Resume on journey to figure out why I am having random people gapped onto me.
1: You decide that with a new life comes new concerns, and you put the past behind you.
> According to the video game, driving a cab makes me Caine. Become Caine.
3: You become Caine. The overwhelming ennui and lameness hurts you soul. (-1 to your next roll)
Eh, even if it's the '04 version, it's still Glast Heim!
>Check the Party's Status Screen, levels, stats, etc.
4: You check your stats and see that the grinding is coming on along swimmingly enough. Belkar's screen seems to be obscured by cultural traditions
>Replace the actual Ran Yakumo.
6: You become the proper Ran Yakumo, and find that Yukari is passed out among your tails.
Ran Yakumo has reentered the game!Things are going well. :3
>hang out with VIVIT for a year.
5: You spend a year chilling with VIVIT. It seems a lot of this time involves being lost in space. You have time to brush up on your astronomy! (+1 to your next roll!)
>With Reisen as my mount, ride to a Simon & Garfunkel concert.
5: You saddle up Reisen and ride her to a Simon and Garfunkel concert! Hearing
one of the most unnerving songs known to mankind leaves you feeling empowered! (+1 to your next roll)
Not gonna lose to any of you!
>Come back as Isaac, the most human amongst the cast of 'Binding of Isaac', with clothes and every other degenerate sibling enlisted in my army.
6: You are now Isaac so thoroughly that you forsake every other advantage you have every gained to more fully fit into the role.
> Simple connection failed, huh. Ok, let's try a different approach. Find Nitori and get her to extract and compress my brain so much she can then fit it into Flan's. Who needs two bodies when you can have one?
1: You decide that Nitori cannot possibly hand this, and go find Marisa to ask about magicking out of this. She seems to be too busy building what seems to be a broom-shaped dragster.
Ow...That hurt. Let's try another approach and see if we can't get past my start space this time!
>Use the sun (or other celestial objects if that's somehow unavailable.) to navigate in a vaguely Eastward-like direction.
5-1=4: You use celestial navigation and soon find yourself in the presense of Ran, with Yukari passed out among her tails!
>Use Saboten energy to heal up.
6: You draw so deeply on Saboten energy that you not only heal up, you transhuman out of the species and become a gynoid!
Nuuu
>Pull self to Kanjou
5: You pull yourself to Kanjou, and give him a proper haunting!
:3
>Use my ultra cuteness to lure unsuspecting humans and/or youkai into my trap.
4: You employ your utmost cuteness, and lure the next poster into your trap
>Fall into the trap mentioned in above post.
2: You cannot fall into the trap. It simply cannot be done.
>Convert half of our wood into wooden planks and make a crafting table.
2: You are much too dead to be minecrafting!
>Learn to breathe air.
4: It is like falling off a bicycle, you never really forget how. Addictive, though.
>Out here, amongst the clouds and the sea...
3: You try to do a wicked boat leap, and end up grounding it and bashing your head on the dashboard. There should be warnings about this kind of thing... (-1 to your next roll)
>Confront Fightest with my army of Alchemicals that I totally made and didn't steal from some primordial.
4: You confront Fightest with an army of Alchemicals you totally didn't hijack.
Fightest rolls to dodge!6: Fightest blows away your and the entire lot with a choppa, a shoota, and a song in his heart.
Anthy has lost the game!Beeved Up: Sanrisa Laser, Doll S., Fightest, Old Man Sour, Zenga
Wounded: Nazrdj, Dorian G, Shadoweh, Mr Bob
Seriously Wounded:
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, NaiceGuy999, Youkai Jesus, Headcarbs
MAD: Master105, Anthy.
