>I don't own the rights to my own name? What nonsense! Overthrow this thing called "death", it is but another display of society's cruelty.
4: Death reminds you that it affects non-civilized things as well. You remain dead.
You owe me a beef-up
> Throw the book at Tokiko
2+1=3: You throw the collected works of Terry Pratchett at Tokiko. It does not travel very far, and sprains your arm. (-1 to your next roll). However, the tremor it generates is enough to knock Tokiko off her feet. She gets back up with an angry squawk, and tries to give you a thorough drubbing!
Roll to Dodge!6-1=5: You meet Tokiko's beatdown head on, and turn her ineffective flailing into a nice relaxing massage via proper application of agility. (+1 to your next roll)
>Respawn, damnit!
3: You respawn, only to find someone has pushed a crate over your spawn point. You are immediately refragged.
>Bah, get all units to detonate their bomb vests...FOR THE CAUSE!! Including mine.
6: What units? You do, however, manage to explode yourself so throughly the next ten living posts are going to have to worry about the debris!
Guardian Tempest has lost the game!> Make Dormio into one of my hydra heads.
5: You make Dormio into one of your heads. Having a corpse there is pretty terrifying, man! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6+1=7: You note body parts raining out of the air and deftly devour them all; sparing others from the hazard.
>decide to go into hiding for 100+ years so I can finally get my essence above 5
5-1=4: You withdraw for 100 years sleep so that you may awaken to kick some butt.
>Nothing will stand in my way of loving Himiko and Nova. KANJOU HELP ME UP :<
2: Being dead is proving to be a pretty good obstacle.
>Summon Conq's spirit back into the cake and travel the world with my Conq cake companion!
3: You summon Conq's spirit, but the casting deranges your rhythm and you are unable to do much with the spirit (-1 to your next roll)
> No wonner nobody's got to ressurect - we's in Exalted! No comin' back from ded in Exalted. Strap Creashun to Gorken Morkann by the Celestial Poles and go on road trip. Destinertion: Rifts!
6: You strap Creashun roit to Gorken Morkann a'd bloody well drag it ovva t' Riftsvoise! Megadamage and dozens of splatbooks for all!
well, I've got Fighter, Belkar, and Black Mage now. There's only one logical extension to this!
>Drag Fighter, Belkar, and Black Mage along for a wild ride on Fightest's Gorken Morkann! There's gonna be plenty of EXP where he's headed!
4+1=5: Before Fightest joins up different universes by sheer gumption, you hop a ride and get an good lay of the land from the air. (+1 to your next roll)
> Autoregenerate HP while playing children's card games with zomb-pals.
1-1=0: You challenge your zombies to a manly game of catch the H-bomb! You beat them handily, but now you are alone again.
>Look for a friendly inhabitant of the lake and ask for training on breathing water.
4-1=3: You look around the lake and find a kappa underwater! Unfortunately, you forget what you learned so far in regards to breathing water while asking for help and get some lungs full of water. (-1 to your next roll)
> Become keine to reduce revive time.
5: You become a preincarnation of Keine; about as close as you can get to the real thing while being dead.
> Find additional groups to form alliances with. This is a volatile world, and war could be upon us at any time.
2: You are unable to find anyone willing to ally with you after you've thrown your lot in with Tucker's Kobolds.
One step at a time, then.
>Find VIVIT.
4+1=5: After some searching you find VIVIT in the wilds of Rifts Canadia. You feel invigorated by the alternate history! (+1 to your next roll)
yay Beer!
>Ask Suika to throw me into orbit around the Planet.
6+1=7: You convince Suika to huck you into space with utmost force. You become a
shining star!>Safely attain a large supply of dry ice
2: You go to the place that makes Dry Ice. They tell you to take a hike.
So the moment I touch Ran I get reduced to a bunch of Smashypieces? CONSPIRACY
>Have the pieces of the Smashy helm come together through sheer willpower and form a Smashy golem.
6: You regather all your former hat pieces and become a Smashy Golem! You are not very intimidating, but you are alive!
Smashy has reentered the game!GDI another 5 :derp:
> Don't bother anymore.
> Need I say more
3: You go visit a healing faerie, and find she can do nothing for a dead guy. =[
> Ressurect myself using the power of nachos!
6: You invoke the awe-inspiring power of nachos, and drag yourself back to this mortal coil! ?Arriba!
Doll S. has reentered the game!> when a gap reopens, kiss Yukari through it.
1+1=2: You wait and wait, and when the gap reopens, you try to dive through it and kiss Yukari. However, you stumble over a black sphere with a lit fuse tumbles from the gap. As you regain your footing, the gap closes.
Roll to Dodge!2: BOOM! You do not have a happy time.
Wandering Beats is Seriously Wounded! Wandering Beats Is No Under Wuh-Oh StatusWas worth a shot. :<
> Walk around the forest with Reimu, looking for interesting sights, and point them out to her.
5-1=4: You go for a walk with Reimu. It's platonic, but enjoyable, and you that you've made a solid friend.
>Devour Conq cake and revive.
4: You nibble on some Conq Cake, but you're not feeling any vivacity from it.
Be damned country! (Unless it's this). The 2nd worst genre of music after rap.
>change the tracks! Play this instead to attract more customers.
2: Can't...reach...stereo. Horrible music...draining...will to live.
> Make the contract and revive as a Magical Girl
4: You convince a random companion animal to give you a contract. Unfortunately, you are too ghostly to hold a pen.
> F*** this, cheat, use a save state to get back in the game.
It's a hard life being a ghost, so lonely.
4: You cannot figure out where to plug in your Game Shark.
I... oh well. <3
> Ask Flan to make me cyber, too. And no anesthetics, please; let's enjoy this.
5: You convince Flandre to give you the transhuman treatment. She readily agrees, and you brace yourself (+1 to your next action)
Roll to Dodge!2+1=3: Flandre Scarlet is not a registered surgeon! Do not accept treatment from her! You could deal with having a bit of your arm gouged out, but having the metal plate bolted over it is just too much (-1 to your next roll)
But I had a -1 modifier!
> Man, screw this shit. Nothing to punch and nobody but a crappy harvest goddess. Find and challenge Reimu to a game of chess.
1: You go find Marisa and challenge her to an arm-wrestling match
Roll to dodge!1: You cannot match the might of Marisa's Muskels, and accidentally get your arm torn off.
Headcarbs has lost the game!>Terraform Mars into a hospitable environment.
3: You try to terraform mars, but find you are overextending the Lunar Empire's resources. This comes out of your meal budget, leaving you missing lunch (-1 to you next roll)
> Head out, looking for adventure!
4+1: You head out to find adventure, and find yourself meeting up with a pack of Juicers! The walk invigorates you! (+1 to your next roll)
>HIde beneath Sanae's skirt until injuries heal.
6-1: You hide underneath Sanae's skirt like a proper yeek, until you feel vitalized. (+1 to your next roll) Sanae, unfortunately, does not take well to being used as an inn, and attempts to miracle the crap out of you!
Roll to Dodge5+1=6: You easily dispatch all such miracle-making via Overlordly might, and cause Sanae to reconsider this course of action.
>Might as well grab her ass before I die
1. You grab her chest on your way down. The expected result quickly follows
Roll to Dodge!6: But as you anticipate the coming sword strike and are well inside it's optimal, you are easily able to disarm Yorihime yet again. Now she is doubly humiliated!
>Deck the Infinity Drive
3: You deck the Infinity Drive, causing it to make spritzy noises and hurt your hand.
>Make a post and pretend I'm actually reading the topic
4: You make a post that seamlessly fits into the events and happenings of the thread, you sly bastiche.
Oh why NOT?
>Join the game and travel to Hakugyokurou, preferably without having to keel over.
2: You don't know how to get to Hakugyokurou, short of suicide.
> Destroy whoever is blasting that disgusting Country music.
I wrote this before reading who's action it was. <3
2: You learn that standing there and glowering, however uncomfortable for the recipient, is not a very effective attack.
> Joint the game and find myself in middle of forest, Eat the mushrooms for living without knowing that it eatable or not 
2: You cannot find yourself in the middle of a forest because you are in the middle of the ruins of New York!
That worked so well, I must have some orzhov blood in my veins.
> Study to become a lawmage
5: You study up on your legalisms, and feel the force of 1/10th of a Saul Goodman flowing in your veins! (+1 to your next roll)
Belay that, Akyu's busy right now.
>Challenge survivors to a Hardcore Tables Ladders and Chairs match.
4: You set up a Hardcore Tables Ladders and Chairs match! Next time, it shall be unleashed upon the world!
WARNING: INCOMING EVENT!Beeved Up: Pesco, Hanzo K, Kasu, Dorian G
Wounded: Infinity, Thaws, Omba, Ampraphenson,
Seriously Wounded: Sanrisa Laser (1) Wandering Beats (2)
Ded: Conquerer, EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ran Yakumo, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, PX, NaiceGuy999, Youkai Jesus, Headcarbs
