> Kill myself
6-1=5: You spend a great deal of time debating how to properly destroy yourself, before settling on blasting your every molecule out of existence. It is so beautiful that even the laws of physics must applaud. (+1 to your next roll)
PX has lost the game>Acquire renown as the greatest hobo to have ever bummed.
5: You Ran Yakumo becomes a name renowned with Bert, Boxcar Willy, Kisume, John Hodgman, and Purvis. The icon of a nine-tailed fox down and out in an alleyway spreads throughout popular conscious as a symbol of society's cruelty to its people. But because you are dead, you don't own the rights to your own name. =[
> Invite all the birds to my yard
4+1=5: Your yard is full of birds. And yardbirds. And a Tokiko. You are quite chuffed with this! (+1 to your next roll)
>Make a farm that breeds Dormios.
2. You are unable to get the seed money necessary for a Dormio farm. It seems that some big name production company has copyrighted his image!
Him? Him? I'm in a female body dammit!
>Beautiful generals always win wars.
>Use the GPS Scrambler, then while invisible, ambush Fightest and charm terrorize the allegiance out of him.
1+1=2. You do not have enough deviousness points to do this.
Actually, scratch that first command. Changing it to...
>Grab my equipments! With Himiko in one hand and Nova in the other, spread overpowering love all over the topic. So much so that the rolls are reversed and all those that get 4 or higher implode from love. Kanjou helps too.
Basically, Rolling a 1 is like a 6. 2 is 5, 3 is 4 and so on.
Yeah that was a good thing to change.
5: You promptly reverse the dice order! This, unfortunately, means that this roll has failed. Ohshit, it's a paradox! Run! And so will any living player after the post this turn!
Roll to Dodge!1: You are consumed by the Paradox. Ew....
Youkai Jesus has lost the game!> Be the nicest person that ever Niced in the whole nice world.
1+1=2: You do your best to be nice, but constantly find yourself in situations where good intentions lead to bad results. Morality is hard!
Roll to Dodge!1: Then you were eated by a paradox =[
NaiceGuy999 has lost the gameIf I would have said I would like to become a flower then it would have become a 6 :-(
but!
> Walhalla has a circle of reincarnation aswell :V
5: You try to argue to Val that you should be reincarnated. He just puts you to work cleaning the kebab skewers and says he'll think about it.
I've been killed twice?
> Search the world for a way to be alive again.
2: You fail to find your way into the world. Sigh...
6IC7OLY!
> GETH DOWN, GETH FONKAY! ALL FLAVOR TEXT ITH NOW RENDTHERED WITH A LITHP!
4+1=5: Wackithy smackthy do! Oh waith, it only workth thith thime. Oh well, it'th progreth! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!3: Perhaps you didn't get it right because a horrible paradox encroached upon your personal space and mildly rearranged all of your organs? =[ (-1 to you next roll)
Wuh-oh! It seems that a nearby gap has poured out a tide of angry squirrels!
Roll to Dodge!4-1=3: You manage to wade out the tide on top of a nearby rock, but not before they claw up your legs. (-1 to your next roll)
>Reset skin to default.
2: You cannot reset your skin again for another 647 minutes unless you upgrayyed to the premium version of Roll to Dodge, only 20 dollars a month!
>Kill everyone with the power of antipathy
3: You try to kill everyone with the power of antipathy, but you can only get it to affect the next poster. And now you need a nap. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5-1=4: Thankfully, you're too tuckered out to care about the oncoming paradox, and ignore it entirely.
I am the machine. It's me.
>Proceed with romanceVIVIT.exe
1+1=2: no wait u STAND there numpnuts!1. Wat is rong wth you, how HIGH doo you even haev to BE to do tat!!!!
Roll to Dodge5: But you redeem yourself when you do a sicknasty flipturn off the oncoming paradox and sink the rock! (+1 to your next roll)
Yukari dropping stuff on me for no (apparent) reason? I must have answers!
> Hide self under Ran's hat.
Such are the mysteries of Wuh-oh status!
4: You take cover under Ran's hat. Ran is now cranially secure. But she's a but unhappy about her ears being pressed down.
Roll to Dodge1: This problem is alleviated when the oncoming paradox changes you from a helmet to many shards of a helmet. But Ran's okay!
Smashy has lost the game!Please, everyone know that won't work!
Antipathy...Pfah, more like Antipasto....Now I'm hungry.
...But first! let's get some comedic sociopathy in here!
>Tear open a rift between dimensions to drag Belkar(Order of The Stick) and Black Mage(8-Bit Theater) out of whatever they're doing at the moment so that we can engage in stabbity hijinks! ...Oh, and Fighter can come too I guess, adds to the comedy.
6: You manage to draw Belkar, Fighter, and Black Mage into this world with you! They impressed they decide not to turn you into experience points!
Roll to Dodge!5: In fact, they even help you snake around the paradox via misspelling temporal instability! (+1 to your next roll)
> Sigh at failing to spread the love of nachos and instead spread the hate of all things that are not nachos to the world.
2: Your idea, while quite clever, is difficult to pull off without a mass media to efficiently spread the hate, and your efforts are stymied.
Roll to Dodge!1: Then an oncoming paradox happily martyrs you for the cause!
Doll S. has lost the game!:colonveeplusalpha:
> Uh. That... was a bit too hard, I guess. Use a needle and some sturdy thread to sew Flan back together. She's a vampire so she should heal right up. Hopefully.
6: You get back to work sewing Flandre back up. It goes so well that you decide to make a few improvements! You add some sub woofers and install some hydraulics and some new intakes for extra horsepower and fat tires and 1-to-11 pop-up pistons and install MAME! You have created Cyber-Flandre. She thanks you for your assistance while blaring the
default song on her music player
Roll to Dodge!6: Then with Cyber-Flandre's help you defeat the oncoming paradox entirely! The two of you then indulge an exploding high-five.
> Invite Reimu for a friendly, possibly romantic if she wishes, nature walk around the forest where my tree is! Surely she's bored and has nothing better to do.
2+1=3: You invite Reimu for a walk. She accepts, but reminds you that she's the only straight person in Gensokyo. Ow, your feelers... (-1 to your next roll)
>Learn to breathe water.
2+1=3: Dude, this'll be easy! You jump into a nearby lake, and by damn near drowning you figure out how to breath water. Shame about the vomiting up water afterward (-1 to your next roll)
>Play the music from the Yardbird's for an ambient atmosphere in the bar. This will get everybody... in the mood.
Oh Shadoweh, chess pieces are the gift that keeps on giving!
1: You play the least romantic music ever: Country. It's so awful you're probably about to go sterile from it.
>Find Suika.
5: You lure out Suika with some craft beer, and have a grand ole time sharing it! (+1 to your next roll)
> Stimulate ~*~~*~the economy~*~~*~ by using the dubloons to buy things for a festival.
EDIT: Bloody word filter.
5: You make some key investments infrastructure and public goods, helping ~*~the economy~*~ get off the ground and the people to thrive! You feel pretty good about that. (+1 to your next roll)
>Invite her on a date to go star gazing later and then get out of there before I get whacked again.
2-1=1: You tell Yorhime to take a hike. She tells you to eat a sword, and attempts to help with that!
Roll to Dodge!2: It doesn't work out so well...your throat hurts real bad.
Sanrisa Laser is seriously wounded!> You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Look for someone to punch in the face while we wait for Utsuho to wake up.
2: You have no luck finding anyone to punch.
> Heavenly Gorkdian Defense 
2-1=1: Zoggin' fing ain' nevvah woiked like it ought. You rip it clean out an' romance it a l'il bit with your knuckles.
>Walk in to this mess and attempt to form an alliance.
6: You announce your candidacy for an alliance, and immediately find yourself being welcomed by
Tucker's Kobolds. Ah yeeeeah.
> Unleash hydralisk fury upon all who live! Cower before the might of the hydra! Cower and DIE! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
3+1=4: You lease out then unleash some Hydralisk fury on all who live! Sadly, the contract is only good for the next two posters.
>Conquor the next Netherworld over while my vassals sing the score to West Side Story.
5: You soundly conquer the neighboring netherworld, while being being serenaded with Shakespeare rip-offs. Ah, the good life. (+1 to your next roll!)
Roll to Dodge!2+1=3: Then a rent to own Hydralisk comes out of nowhere and bites you on the head before you can poof it out of existence. OW! (-1 to your next roll)
>Wha- what do you mean it won't work out? I'll ask Yuyucow to make me living and we can still see each other.
1: You tell Yuyuko to make sure you stay firmly written in the deadbook. She gives you a big ten four on that one, good buddy!
> Offer Death a six-stone handicap
5: You offer Death a handicap, and beat him soundly. Then he points out that the two of you were playing under Khmer rules and invalidates your crushing victory. Phooey!
>Activate Cascade of Cutting Terror and throw my new flying battleship at the wandering beats.
3: You activate the cascade, but don't get out of the way first! Ow, your forelimbs... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5-1=4: A hydralisk comes over to say hello! You greet it with terrible weaponry.
Wandering Beats rolls to Dodge!5: You trick the squirrel horde into the cascade. Moxious! (+1 to your next roll)
> Steal Dormio from Dorian, rename him to Dormio4u and perch him on my couch. Ressurect him for my assuredly townie purposes.
3: Your kidnapping plan does not go quite as planned when you run afoul of corporate legal assassins eager to defend their copyright! Ow your flesh! But you god the goods! (-1 to your next roll)
> Bind Dormios ghost and let Shadoweh run off with Box and corpse
6: You tie down that ghost but good! Shadoweh runs off with the box. She did not get the goods.
>Eat his hat
2: You have no room in your system for haberdashery of any kind!
>Find the source of the rumors, and exterminate it.
3: You start working to quash the source of the rumors, and find it is your actions at the heart of them! You stomp on your own foot to show yourself what for! (-1 to your next roll)
>Expand Lunar Empire to Jupiter's moons.
6: You are greeted as a Liberator. The Lunar Capital is a true capital now, and the heavens are that much purer. Then you take the moons of Saturn while the momentum's hot, and evict some loser titan, preventing one of the dumbest plotlines ever.
>Become a mythical creature.
3: You become the Bloody Prince of Wales. Ow your flesh! (-1 to your next roll)
>Deny cake
3: You cannot deny the cake. You are cake. Cake is you, too. All are of cake.
> Raise zombie friends.
3: You sacrifice 10% of your Max HP to raise some zombie pals. (-1 to your next roll)
Beeved Up: PX, Ran Yakumo, Zengar, Hanzo K, Master105, Kasu, Wandering Beats, Pesco
Wounded: Wandering Beats, Rdj, Thaws, Old Man Sour, Anthy, Kyo Tanaka, Mr Bob, Biohazurd
Seriously Wounded: Sanrisa Laser
Ded: Conquerer, EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ran Yakumo, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, PX, NaiceGuy999, Youkai Jesus, Smashy, Doll S.
Wuh-oh: Wandering Beats.
