> Screw it. Donate all of the dubloons to the village.
2: You are unable to find a donation box. it's like charity and caring about the common man isn't a thing in Creation!
>I already have a box? Then clearly I should adopt the ways of a hobo. Homeless and poverty-stricken, that's a good way to restart a life, right?
4: You become a proper hobo, destitute, homeless, unshaven, and prone to ranting at the world.
> Form a masonry with my new knowledge
4+1=5: You make a lovely concrete birdbath. Ah, satisfying. (+1 to your next roll)
> Unleash the Plague!!!!... on myself. And attempt to absorb it's powers!
2+1=3 : You learn a valuable lesson: Plague hurt! You absorb a lot of unpleasant symptoms (-1 to your next roll)
> Become a hydra.
5: Does a hydra have may little brains, or one certain brain somewhere? Well, now you know, you scaly bastiche! (+1 to your next roll)
>Jarmen Kell-style, snipe the thread's pilot(Purvis) and become the new parser. Glory to the GLA!
4: You snipe Purvis!
Purvis rolls to dodge!75: But it turns out that Purvis is too awesome for you to harm. He flexes.
>Change skin to yuyukosaigyouji.png and respawn.
1: You change your skin to nazrin.png. You are now a freakier looking ghost.
> I died a glorious death so I get chosen by a Valkyrie to become her Einherjar
5: The valkyries come to pick you up and sweep you to the glories of Val's Halal! But you're still a dead guy =[
Heheh once again Dora XD
> Become the Embodiment of fun.
6-1: You become an SNES! (+1 to your next roll)
Ow my finger. Why did I do that?
>FINAL FUSION
6-1=5: You begin a final fusion. You are one with the machine. You asked for this. (+1 to you next roll)
SON OF A
> Run around with a boombox blasting Border of Extacy to appease Yukari's anger.
bet the dice think it's funny to give me 1s all the time, eh?
Apparently they do.
1: You try to anger Yukari by playing Sepette for the Dead Princess. Did you succeed? Yukari simply smiles, pokes you on the forehead, and leaves. You are alive again!
Wuh-oh... Then you fall into a gap. Oh man, there's purple and eyeballs everywhere and you're falling and ooooh craaaaaap!
> Possess the body of the person two posts after me. And have that person resurrect me by killing the the next person after them. :3
1: You refuse to possess a living being. It would be cruel...
>Trick Utsuho into eating my corpse.
3: You nudge Utsuho toward eating your corpse. She demurs, saying she really shouldn't and that she doesn't want to ruin her dinner. Then she does so with such ferocity that she bites youru spectral hand, too! You do the owwie dance why she leaves, muttering about her diet being screwed up.
> Enuff outta humie. Drill him! Then shoot him. With drills! That then shoot drills. Then drill the remains from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
3: You drill the crap out of Guardian Tempest! You are so eager, in fact, you don't notice one of the drills overheating and exploding on you! (-1 to you next roll)
Guardian Tempest rolls to dodge!3: You very nearly get drilled in half! Be careful! (-1 to your next roll
> Challenge Death to Go match
3: You challenge death to a game of Go. You win, but the Reaper is a sore loser and punches you in the soul. Ow!
> Can I safely leave my tree within a certain radius, and is the Hakurei Shrine within that radius? If so, head there and grow flowers for Reimu!
5: You go visit the Hakurei Shrine, grow some flowers for Reimu, and make her day. She rigs the fortunes via directing handing you a good one. (+1 to your next roll)
> Sneaking failed, huh? Ok, let's just rage and force our way through to that hug, then.
6: You dash through the front doors, down the basement, and give a surprised Flandre the huggin' of a lifetime. So much so that she snaps in half. Whups...
The only thing left to do is...
>Equip The Helepolis Train(Mount), Pesco Armor and The Infinity Blade. Proceed to take a little ride with Himiko and Nova.
1+1=2: You fail to suit up or get on your train. How embarrassing!
>Turn Conq into a cake that is forever my servant.
4: You try to back Conquerer into a cake!
Conquerer rolls to dodge!1: You are now a cake. And you don't even know what you taste like.
Conquerer has lost the game!this looks interesting.
>Make an epic entrance while wearing a spacesuit.
6: You put on
space suit, and put some
power into your voice. Peasants run screaming from the sight of you!
>Not to be putoff, play an arousing game of chess, invite the bardiches to the bar so they can play their own game.
O god, people gonna kill me. I have to hide under my love's skirt.
1-1=0: You refuse to engage in any more of this hanky panky. It's getting in the way of business!
If you say so.
> Then it's time to treat my ? wait!
> You gonna get taken home!^^ Now all I need to do is to remember where my home was.
4: You adopt a dead guy! Good for you!
>Check condition of lunar empire.
6: You get out a telescope and start checking the moon. Hmm, it seems that they're all doing quite nicely! But there seems to be traffic issues, judging from the congestion you picked up.
Eh, only one thing for it.
>Head into the Mysterious Dungeon(The one from Shiren) with plenty of Riceballs and Apples, and proceed to level grind more, eating when hungry.
6: You blaze right through that mammajamma, and get to working on Fei's Challenges.
>Declaration of Love
4-1=3: You declare your love to Yorihime! She whacks you with the back of her sword. (-1 to your next action)
> Spread the joy of Nachos to the world!
4: You spread the joy of nachos as far as you can! The next three posters have to dodge to avoid getting joy all over them!
> Re-enact Sakuya drawing Remi with knives like from that random touhou flash. Except replace Sakuya with Smashy, knives with axes, the wall with the tree rdj is closest to, and Remi with :dealwithit: .
3: You try to make an axe outline with Rdj! You manage to cut yourself =[ (-1 to your next roll)
Rdj rolls to dodge!5: Oh look! Someone made a lovely axe outline of you! Inspiring! (+1 to your next roll)
Smashy rolls to Dodge!6-1=5: You are a helmet. You have no mouth. You cannot love nachos. Doll S. is defeated. You are a smug prick about it (+1 to your next roll)
>Take command of the Violet Lantern Corps.
1+1=2: You cannot take command of the lantern corps because you are too busy Overlording it up!
Roll to Dodge!6: Overlords have no business with this love and peace rigamole, even if it does involve tasty nachos. You sigh wistfully...
> Necromate someone
2: Your pick-up lines are terrible. No action for you!
Roll to Dodge!6: You're so lonely not even nachos can reach you.
> Create an army of robotic girls.
4: You stay up long nights, depriving yourself of sleep and sustenance. But you make an army of robotic girls! You get the feeling there are funny rumors about you!
> Kill Dan
3: You try to kill Dan, and walk into a low doorframe in the process! (-1 to your next roll)
Action Dan rolls to dodge!6: Kayfor is too busy walking into a doorframe to slash you up.
> Show Dan our appreciation of chess by backdooring him with the rooks. Violently.
2-1=1: You give Dan some chess pieces! He doesn't seem to appreciate them.
>Oh dear, I made a date with Minoriko. I can't miss that, get up and go.
4: You try to go on a date with Minoriko. It's not bad, but you get the feeling she doesn't like dead guys.
>Learn to fly.
2: You try to learn to fly, and don't do to well on your practical examination..
Roll to Dodge!5: You do, however, know how to land very well, and pull off a wonderful tumble that gets you rounds of applause from onlookers! (+1 to your next roll)
>Divide Infinity by zero
3: Ghosts are terrible at math. You're terrible at math. Yuyuko makes you sit in the corner =[
>Become the alpha male by showing off Bob's luxurious and abundant body hair.
4: You severely impress the guards with your near Sasquatch-esque appearance!
>Create the solar equivalent of The Final Maelstrom, but make it at least four times bigger. [The Final Maelstrom= First and Forsaken Lion's quarter mile wide flying battle cruiser.]
4: You try to make a big ole battlefortress. It's not bad, but it's nothing compared to what Fightest made. You're so jealous...
Oh no! Wandering Beats has been gapped over someone at random!26: Wandering Beats falls out of the gap world and toward
Smashy!
Smashy Rolls to Dodge!3+1: Someone just narrowly missed falling on you from above!
Wandering Beats rolls to dodge!5: At the very least, you made a triumphant landing! (+1 to your next roll)
Beeved Up: Bardiche, Zengar, Pesco, NaiceGuy999, Rdj, Thaws, Wandering Beats
Wounded: Fightest, Guardian Tempest, TheShim, PX, Sanrisa Laser, Kitten4u
Ded: Conquerer, EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ran Yakumo, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai
Wuh-oh: Wandering Beats.
