Okay, here we go!
> Take whatever time we need to stabilize from the force of the passing machine.
> Once we feel stable, fold up the umbrella. Spend a couple of seconds shaking it off below us, though no more than five or so.
> Brace for a rather icky, uncomfortable feeling.
> Stick the umbrella, pointed up, up through the bottom of our dress across our back. Try to maneuver it so it passes between two of the wings joints on the same side of our back, going from the center of our back to our side. Once we can tell it has passed between two of those joints, stick the handle of the umbrella into the stocking of the leg that is on the opposite side of our body of the set of wings through which the point of the umbrella passed. Between being stuck in the stocking and passing through two of our wing joints, hopefully we should be able to keep it relatively attached to ourselves without having to hold onto it with our hands.