Author Topic: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)  (Read 48032 times)

Dorian White

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #180 on: October 14, 2011, 10:14:02 PM »
Making good on this promise, we're bringing a host of party loving Vikings to Edinburgh! And the Netherlands. Possibly Belgium, too.

We heard that it's an old Norwegian tradition to appear anywhere an everywhere uninvited.


TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

Is that so? ~


You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>

If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!

Why so shy all of a sudden? Good we don't understand his insistence either, but Norwegians are known for there odd taste.


HELP! WE'RE BEING EATEN BY COMMUNISTS! AND BEING COMMUNIST IS TREASON! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear, and he is also colorblind.


Don't be silly, this is only 1904. Russia doesn't become a socialist state until 1917.

Indeed, and even the later will not happen, at last as long as we abstain from any strolling rides in Sarajevo in the next decade.^^;


I have a funny feeling there was a massacre on the Red-Square in 1905 tho :V

Well why else would you call it ?Red-Square??

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They ate me D:

Yes, and you were quite delicious. ~ <3



I'm enjoying my Turkey dinner.

Bon app?tit!


Needs more backstabbing.

England's cool because he's playing to win. I like seeing countries play to win. Not like the Italian kamakazis or the Norwegians - Englishmen in disguise.

Oh dear, is that an invitation?


eh.

Dorian is scum.

All I can say.

Says the one who still votes attacks capt.h.


You're all scum. Lynch with fire kthx.

Austriae est imperare orbi universo and so on ?


Eh, I'm playing to win as well, I just like not backstabbing allies more than is strictly necessary. :V

Indeed, backstabbings are so heartbreaking, aren't they?


...

And here I was expecting the stab of the century in the north but it's just a bunch of mismanagement.

Well it looks indeed quite messed up up there, doesn't it?


You think me too cruel, Schezo.

We have to wonder about that, mostly because ?

Well you did murder him.
? he has a point there


Stop egging him on guys. >_>

I don't want to die.  :ohdear:

Why delaying the unavoidable?


Told you you shouldn't have taken Belgium.

But they just never listen, do they?


You're dead.  ^_^

And so are you, in due time. ~


As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that this message is appropriate.

It's nice to see that we made the right decision here.^^

His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Gensokyo nube. Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi diva Venus.

Shadoweh

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #181 on: October 14, 2011, 10:19:52 PM »
I DON'T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE PET! DAN DO SOMETHING!


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ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #182 on: October 14, 2011, 10:41:04 PM »
DON'T WORRY SHADOWEH!

OUR ITALIAN HOT SUMMER SUN WILL MELT THEIR FACES!

if they ever take over this vacation spot, it will lead to their doom!

Don't lynch me.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #183 on: October 15, 2011, 05:49:14 AM »


Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
England:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Italy:

Norway:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Spain:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
A por - mad
     
Turkey:
     No order for unit at Constantinople. Unit tasked to Disband.
A con Disbands


Orders for winter of 1904 are due October 16th at 2 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
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Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1904)
« Reply #184 on: October 15, 2011, 04:26:16 PM »
I'll build an army in Norway.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1904)
« Reply #185 on: October 16, 2011, 05:08:29 AM »


Austria:
Builds A bud
     
England:
Builds A lon
     
Italy:

Norway:
Builds A nwy
     
Russia:
Builds A war
     
Spain:
Removes F cat
Removes A mar
     
Turkey:


Orders for spring of 1905 are due October 19 at 2 AM EDT (watch countdown)
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Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #186 on: October 18, 2011, 12:25:23 AM »
The Nordic Highlands officially recognise themselves at a state of war with the British Isles. Our claim to the British Isles will not be contested by these teabags.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #187 on: October 18, 2011, 12:31:01 AM »
[20:24:45] <Bardiche> So let's just war and get it over with.

It's on, jerk.  >:(

Also England is superior etc.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #188 on: October 18, 2011, 12:32:40 AM »
Like Ping Pong?

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NORWAY -- ENGLAND

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #189 on: October 18, 2011, 12:43:56 AM »
Official Notice from the British Empire

Norway is uncool.

:L


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

capt. h

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #190 on: October 18, 2011, 12:49:37 AM »

Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #191 on: October 18, 2011, 12:51:38 AM »
Quote from: Paraphrased from IRC log
Me: Oh Conq should we talk to capth before he leaves
Conq: <posts log with chat between capth>
Me: Oh okay let's talk to Shadoweh then
Conq: <posts log with chat between Shadoweh>
Me: You lamer
Me: Well okay then all we need to do is talk to Dorian
Conq: Well
Conq: <posts log with chat between Dorian>
Me: ..........
Me: YOU LAMER

Official notice from the British Empire:
Conq is a lamer.

Edible

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #193 on: October 18, 2011, 12:54:38 AM »

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #197 on: October 19, 2011, 03:34:20 AM »


Austria:
F adr Convoys A alb - apu
A alb - apu
     Convoy path taken: alb - adr - apu.
A bud - gal
A bul Holds
A mun Holds
A pie - mar
A tyr Supports A mun
A ven Supports A tus - rom
     
England:
F bel - nth
F gas Supports A pic - bre
F iri Convoys A wal - nav
A lon Holds
F mao Convoys A wal - nav
A pic - bre
     Bounced with par (2 against 1).
A por Supports F wes - cor
A wal - nav
     Convoy path taken: wal - iri - mao - nav.
       
Italy:
A rom Holds
     Dislodged from tus (2 against 1).
F tys - ion
F wes - cor
     
Norway:
A bur Supports F lyo - mar
     Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
F eng Supports A par - bre
F kie - ber
     Bounced with sil (1 against 1).
A nwy Holds
A par - bre
     Bounced with pic (2 against 1).
A ruh - hol
     
Russia:
A ank Holds
F con Supports F rum - bla
A mos - stp
A pru Supports A sil - ber
F rum - bla
A sev Holds
A sil - ber
F stp - bar
A war - sil
     
Spain:
F lyo - tys
A mad - cor
     Failed.
A tus - rom
     
Turkey:
F bla Convoys A sev - ank
     No associated Move order for this convoy.
     Dislodged from rum (2 against 1).


Retreat orders are due October 20 at 12 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
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PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #198 on: October 19, 2011, 03:38:40 AM »
 :ohdear:

PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #199 on: October 19, 2011, 03:40:48 AM »
I just realized. THIS IS A REPEAT OF LAST GAME. KITTEN BLOCK STEAMROLLING

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #200 on: October 19, 2011, 03:41:06 AM »
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I have managed to capture Italy's cries on tape, and have decided to release them to the public.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #201 on: October 19, 2011, 03:47:00 AM »
ITT there are no alliances.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
« Reply #202 on: October 19, 2011, 03:53:42 AM »


Austria:

England:

Italy:
A rom - nap
     
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:

Turkey:
F bla Disbands


Orders for fall of 1905 are due October 22 at 12 PM EDT (watch countdown)
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
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Hurray for apathy!

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Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #203 on: October 19, 2011, 03:58:34 AM »
I told you those people in the north are just a bunch of mismanaged yahoo's. :V

capt. h

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #204 on: October 19, 2011, 05:02:42 AM »
Dear England,

 >:(

Scincerely,
Spain

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #205 on: October 19, 2011, 05:41:53 AM »
I told you those people in the north are just a bunch of mismanaged yahoo's. :V

Aye. I suppose I should've picked you as my ally from the start after all. Oh well, nothing I can do. With some luck I'll at least hold out until Shadoweh goes down first.

Edible

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #206 on: October 19, 2011, 06:10:38 PM »

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #207 on: October 22, 2011, 04:47:40 AM »


Austria:
F adr - ion
A apu - nap
A bul - gre
A gal - rum
A mar Holds
A mun Supports A ber - kie
A tyr - pie
A ven Holds
     
England:
F gas - bre
F iri - eng
      Bounced with eng (1 against 1).
A lon - yor
F mao Supports F gas - bre
A nav - mad
F nth - den
A pic - par
A por Supports A nav - mad
     
Italy:
F cor Holds
F ion Convoys A nap - gre
     Dislodged from adr (2 against 1).
A nap - gre
     Convoy path failed.
     Dislodged from apu (2 against 1).
       
Norway:
     No order for unit at English Channel. Hold order assigned.
A bur Supports A par - gas
F eng Holds
A hol - ruh
F kie - bal
A nwy - swe
A par - gas
     
Russia:
A ank - smy
F bar Supports A stp - nwy
A ber - kie
F bla - con
F con - aeg
A pru - ber
A sev - ukr
A sil Holds
A stp - nwy
     
Spain:
A mad - cor
     Bounced with cor (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from nav (2 against 1).
A rom Supports A apu - nap
F tys Supports F adr - ion
     
Turkey:


Retreat orders are due October 23 at 1 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A life cool.. where can I download one of those?
Hurray for apathy!

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PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #208 on: October 22, 2011, 04:52:45 AM »
In other news: Wut

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
« Reply #209 on: October 22, 2011, 04:54:44 AM »
As we near mid game which of the three factions will come out on top?  Suspense~