>Develop alternate win condition
5(+1): In case anyone tries to obstruct you from winning, you create a new win condition for yourself. By collecting the essences of earth, fire, wind, water, and heart, you can call on Captain Planet to win the game for you.
>Devour whatever's left of Hero999's soul to heal my self from the sickening love.
3(-1): You wish you could take Hero999's soul, but this
love is stopping you from doing anything that could harm another person.
>Rip the earth in half while reviving(And Kilga while i'm at it), instantly imploding everyone except Infinity, Dormio, Himiko, Kilga and all the sunflowers. With all EQs
1: You work from beyond the grave to keep the world intact, though you wonder how much impact you have on it.
>Through the flowery powers of flower, return to being a Thor and make Pesco into a SCV as I attempt to revive the gloriously small base I was turtling in.
3: Unfortunately, the Thor doesn't run very well with flower power and it blows itself up, with you still inside.
>Sneak up in front of the gateway, getting in Bob's way. Afterwards disable pocket Stealth Generator to reveal self, then strip all clothing/equipment but footwear, fingerless gloves, the cloth-turban-whatever and (improvised, strips of wide cloth and bandages for an) underwear and rightfully liberate him, so as to persuade him to allow accompaniment of a 'beautiful (terrorist) princess'. Use more female personnel if required.
3: You camp out in front of the portal that opened up in front of Bob, waiting for him to appear. You wait... and wait. Where is he? You search for him, and he appears to be doing something else. You feel rather annoyed. (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!6: Without the element of surprise, GuardianTempest is no match for you. Though you wouldn't normally hit a girl, you think that GuardianTempest still needs to be taught a lesson.
Roll to dodge!5(-1): Even if you might not have been able to harass Bob, you can still run away very well.
> Bottle intelligence and sell for profit, continuing on to monopolising the entire thread.
6(-1): You bottle up all the excess intelligence, and sell it back to everyone that you leeched it from for massive profits. (+1 roll)
> Eliminate the Sunflower lovers, Sunflowers are too bright!
6: You can't stand sunflowers and what they stand for. Using your villainous methods, you remove the flowers from existance.
The death flavor has been reverted to its original form!> Contemplate where I would go if I had decided to wander around instead of meditating.
5: You would have wandered to the south, who knows what fun things may be there? You get rather excited, eagerly anticipating what may be in store for you in the future. (+1 roll)
> Heal up with the glorious power of house muzak.
2(+1): You try to chill out to some house muzak, but some idiot is running around and destroying all the giant sunflowers. And the noise she's making blocks out your music. You can't enjoy the music like this.
> Click on Infinity 20 times until he explodes.
2: You click on Infinity, listening to the funny things he says, but before the 20th click, something blew him up. You feel like you've had something taken away from you.
> douse the firelord flames and prevent his resurrection forever
1: You ignite the flames of the firelord, bringing her into the topic to reign chaos over it. The firelord starts by trying to consume you.
Roll to dodge!3: You lose control of the firelord, and no matter how many orders you give for it to stop, it doesn't seem to want to listen. What have you unleashed upon the world? (-1 roll)
> Bring back the cycle of life and death via song.
1(+1): You sing, but your voice fails to fix the cycle of life and death, since someone already seems to have done something about it.
> Meet up with Yuugi, Yukari and Meiling and have a date with all of them at once and have the perfect candle light dinner with all of them in the sunflower field (that's how awesome I am)
4(+1): You arrive early, waiting with a gift for each of the wonderful women you're about to meet. You take the three of them to the garden of the sun, where all of you enjoy a romantic dinner. All three seem to be having a great time. Could anything go wrong at this point? (+1 roll)
>make all future rolls with a 100 sided dice
5(-1): You ask Dormio to roll all of your actions with d100. Dormio gives you the green light. Though he does seem to wonder how this is going to affect his system.
>Haunt Kilga!
3: You follow Kilgamayan around, making noises to annoy her. You have no idea if she can hear you or not, though.
> Evolve from a sunflower back into my normal not-on-fire form.
6: You're a busy woman, you don't have time to not be your normal not-on-fire self. You revert back to your previous form.
Kilgamayan has reentered the game!>Having transmigrated through humanity, possessing spirit, human reborn, and then plant, there is only one place left to go: Become Robo-Purvis.
1: You make a vow to disassemble every robot when you gain the ability to do so. Those cold, calculating machines simply can't be trusted.
>Embrace our destiny of rolling 1s and become the 1.
6: You become... The One. You have no idea what The One does, but hey, you're alive again.
yuyukos has reentered the game!> Well that's Death
3: What's so bad about being dead, anyway? There's nothing that can hurt you, and no one that will nag.
>Reform back into a form more capable of doing things, one not unlike my initial form.
1: You transform into a form more useless than what you are right now. You have no idea why you did this.
> Remind the blacksmith to use bandaids instead of hammers. And try to get a little flower hairpin at it, for added NTR resist.
5: The blacksmith patches you up as good as new, or she would have had you not given her a few pointers on optimizing the bonuses. You're even better than before, now. (+1 roll_
>Find true SCIENCE. And some lovely scientist to love.
3: You search for SCIENCE and a scientist to go with it, but it seems that both seem to be out of reach for those without proper human forms.
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2: Your rolls are as empty as your post.
>Who stuck this giant sunflower on my head? Crawl out from underneath the dirt and breathe the fresh air. Live burials sure are a nuisance.
1: Here you are, enjoying your new life as a sunflower when somebody removes your existance. How rude.
>Play Tag with Shiki instead
4: You play tag with Shikieiki. And by tag, you mean get caught by. And by play, you mean get lectured by. This sucks.
>Use Science to destroy ~*~the economy~*~
1: Through hard work and joint community projects the economy is stronger than ever.
>Revive as a zombie fairy.
4: You become a zombie fairy, only to be blown up by Rin since she was bored.
>End the RTD thread. By shooting Dormio.
2: You shoot at Dormio, but your shots fail to kill him. He's a zombie, yo.
> Spread the 
3: You spread
to everyone in the topic, but now you don't feel as special.
>CREATE A MASSIVE VOID REACTION THAT MAKES EVERYONE MOLEST THEMSELF. FATALLY.
1: After having seen what you did to Dormio, you decide to molest yourself in private.
>While I'm at it, make blueprints of the Nuclear Furnace. Someone might be interested in them.
5: Since you're fixing it, you might as well figure out how it works. You copy down the structure of the furnace, who knows when this will come in useful. (+1 roll)
> Water Kitten4u with kittens until she possesses one.
4: You shower Kitten4u with kittens, but it doesn't appear to do anything.
