> Use the power of Parapara to tear a hole in the fabric of space-time.
5(Wounded): You dance and reopen one of the tears through space-time that ravaged the topic a while ago. Inside, you find Pesco warping something in. It looks like this is a safe zone of sorts. (+1 roll)
>Become Yoshika.
2: You fail to become Yoshika, since she's already been eaten and all.
> BRAINLEECH EVERYONE
6: You stick seeds into every brain you see, including yours. You try to leech their brainpower, but find that it affects you first.
Roll to dodge!3: You're leeching your brainpower back into yourself. It's weird, but it all works out somehow. And you're leeching small amounts of everyone's brainpower to compensate anyway. (-1 roll)
>Attempt to expand to my natural expansion and plant flowers gardens all around it. I need those resources, especially since Conq refuses to join me.
1(-1): You turtle hard. Who knows what terrors are waiting out there for you? And there's no way you're going to create more flowers. There are way too many of those damn things around.
> Evolve into Terumi Yuuka (Yuu-kun, Yuuka's brother BV) with german accent and take Yuugi, Yukari and Meiling on a date.
6(-1): You condense all your power to take on the form of a man. A man with a german accent and an awesome shirt/vest combo. You find Yuugi, Yukari, and Meiling and tell all three of them that you'd like to engage in an intimate relationship with the three of them. You promise to meet them all in an hour. (+1 roll)
> Continue wandering around looking for something to do, to the heavens and beyond if I have to.
1(-1): You sit down and meditate.
>I have at my disposal (other than my stealthily-hot 'visual appeal' and my marksmanship): Jarmen Kell the GLA Sniper Hero, dozens of snipers, a freaking Stealth Tank, stealth hijackers, stealth buildings, stealth demo traps, stealth terrorists, stealth rebels, the GPS Scrambler, stealth EVERYTHING!!!
>Take out Infinity and whatever Terran resistance she has, proving high technology is useless to cunning tactics, stealth abilities, elite snipers, harassment, unconventional warfare, and a storm of OVERSIZED Armour-Piercing Rounds/Rockets/Bullets/Danmaku/Whatever hailing from ridiculous distances.
6(+1): You launch several strikes against Infinity's Terran base, if you keep chipping away at it, it'll fall, right? You manage to steal some of Infinity's technologies while you're at it, too.
Roll to dodge!1: Unfortunately, since you built it by yourself, your base is rather underwhelming. Your buildings catch fire and explode with you inside.
Infinity has become a giant sunflower!>rape make love to all of gensokyo
5(Wounded): You heal yourself through the power of love~ Lots and lots of [l]love[/i]~ (+1 roll)
>Zengarmon CHOU SHINKA
3: You don't have enough affection, you fail to evolve.
>Kick Dr Homurawr so hard he actually dies.
3: You find DrRawr engaged in some
loving with the world. Disgusted at the sight, you kick her. Repeatedly. (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!2(+1): You're interrupted in the middle of your loving. How rude. Still, you manage to get away safely. (-1 roll)
> Burn the evil Sunflowers, they are preventing the glory of death.
3(+1): You're going to set fire to any new sunflower that appears. People should die when they are killed.
>Sunflowers? Become herbicides, spray everywhere.
1: You become a pile of fertilizer, providing nutritution for all the plants of the world.
>Puny Shamanic Giant Sunflowers! Revive as Ragnaros, and erupt from the core of the earth, instantly melting all except Infinity, Dormio, German Flowers, Helepolis and Himiko. All the while with all EQs
1: You cower in fear of the giant sunflowers, hiding in the sanctuary that is death.
> Heal up from that wound, the nasty stuff.
3(Wounded): It is nasty stuff. Very nasty. Despite all of the Mystia's efforts, you fail to recover.
Kilgamayan has become a giant sunflower and was set on fire!>Reveal to the world the fact that Dr Rawr isn't a real doctor
1(+1): You try to warn the world that DrRawr is not a real doctor, but find that you can't bring yourself to do that to her.
>Work to improve human/kappa relations, via dinner, dancing, and perhaps a trade agreement.
3(Wounded): You go on several outings with the mayor of the kappa town, and you have a rather fun time with her. Unfortunately, it seems that there are those that would prefer not to see the human/kappa dynamics change. Your food was poisoned.
Purvis has become a giant sunflower and was set on fire!> Death? I-it's not like I wanted to die or anything....
4: I mean, if you die, then you die, right? Nothing you can really do about that...
>Force revive Dorian as an evil wizard that rules over Isengard and who banishes Schezo to the very top of my obsidian ramparts.
3: You force Dorian to revive, but have no idea what this does for you. When Dorian touches you, you fall over, crushing Dorian in the process.
> Construct additional pylons.
3(+1): You warp in some pylons. You have no idea what you're going to do with them or the "psi" they provide, though.
> Wait a bit to see if this works but then integrate Dan(the obsidian thingy) into our ghost palace and fix what ever was wrong with it
3: You regain your form momentarily, and use this opportunity to try to use the nearby obsidian block to fix your ghost palace. Unfortunately, the lump of obsidian falls on top of you again while you're investigating how you could use it to fix your ghost palace.
> Photosynthesize
2: Without any sunlight, you fail to photosynthesize.
> Free Meiling.
4(+1): You let Meiling go, who thanks you for freeing her. You're going to bring about change in this cult. (+1 roll)
>Find that one Shinigami that ferried me last time and poke her while yelling "TAG YOU'RE IT!" and running off like a lunatic.
2: You search for that shinigami again, but fail to find her. Where could she have gone?
>Sit on adventurer's head while said adventurer does the most extreme flower gathering imaginable.
2: You fall off the adventurer's head. The adventurer promptly picks you up and goes to the blacksmith to have you repaired.
>Who cares about big breasts China? Ask Satori to use the molten Nuclear Furnace's energy to project suggestive images of Rin into everybody's head to stop all violence.
1(-1): Satori forces you to get to work on repairing the nuclear furnace. So annoying.
>By molesting myself to the extreme, bring Dormio back into his normal form.
3(+1): You think you may have just creeped Dormio out enough by molesting yourself to make him want to return to his original form.
> Use my giant sunflowery head to shade Kitten4u the flower, reverting her to her shadoweh form.
6: You shade Kitten4u, making sure that she gets none of that sunlight. You need all of it for yourself.
Shadoweh has reentered the game!>Develop a way to win the thread.
6(-1): Having buried Dormio, you search for the true path. Lo and behold, a gateway opens up before you, labelled "Stage 1". Could this path lead to victory? (+1 roll)
>Attach sirens to eyes and go on bottom of my mood swing. WEOO WEOO
2: Unfortunately, you have no eyes to attach a siren to.
>Surround myself with peashooters and defeat all threats to me.
5: You surround yourself with peashooters, but have no idea what you're meant to do with them. You're a flower.
