>Don't revive
5: It's not like you even really wanted to play this game or anything, geez! If that Dormio won't revive, then let her be that way!
> Become Gundam Unicorn Girl, equipped with Full Armor.
4(-1): You continue changing your form until you become a moe anthropomorphic version of the Unicorn Gundam. It's still hard to move around, though. (-1 roll)
>Now that I, the Thor, (THOR IS HERE), I must get back to business. Force all flavors in the next update to be posted from Pesco's point of view. If Pesco is irrelevant to the flavor or the action, so what, make him relevant, centered on him.
1: You allow Dormio to carry on doing what she does. No reason for you to interfere after all.
>Have our hottest/cutest finest of our recruits, namely Shadoweh, Dormio, Biohazurd and Pesco(Squad A) detain/capture Kasu, strap her down so we can brainwash her and sacrifice her body to my naked spirit...through all means necessary.
1: With your death, your entire cult falls apart.
> Defend the next update from being screwed up.
1: You've had enough of Dormio giving you all these crappy rolls. You're going to give her a piece of your mind. And the easiest way to do this would be to screw up her topic entirely. You draw on the power of your accumulated 1s and strike back against Dormio's topic.
The topic must roll to dodge!> Since I've suddenly turned into a woman, ask Orin to acquaint me with the female body.
5: Since you're already at her home and all you ask Rin to, uh, help you get familiar with your new body. The two of spend some time together as Rin, er, educates you about your new form.(+1 roll)
> Break down the door and fight my way through the propaganda facility.
4: Having found the propaganda facility, you proceed to charge into the door, knocking it down. The people here seem to be in disarray, making it easy for you to charge through, tackling anyone in your way as you go.
>Rupture the space-time continuum, effectively breaking everyone's minds and links to this plane of existence which is the thread(Except Infinity, Dormio, Helepolis, DollS and Himiko), while reviving with all EQs at the same time.
1: You leave the space-time continuum alone, after having seen what happened the first time someone tampered with it.
>Stomp Infinity into an early grave.
1(+1): You search for Infinity, intent on bringing about her end to make her pay for her Spanish stunt. Unfortunately, you fail to find her.
>engage in diplomatic talks with Pesco, to see if he (now she?) would revive me.
1: You try to stab Pesco in the in the back, you can't trust her at all. Unfortunately, being an obsidian tower obstructs your ability to become a diplomat.
>have flavor written backwords also :3
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>Finish the paperwork and hit submit!
3: You finally manage to finish all the paperwork for the third time, when you're called on by the mayor of the local human village to do some more paperwork.
> Submit essay on how awesome Ash Ketchum is to parser to become new parser.
6: Who is this "Dormio" and why should I care? I foiled the plots of terrorist organizations, became a Pokemon Master and tamed GODS at the age of ten. Has this "Dormio" person achieved anything close to what I have?
>Deal with the problems of the human town employing the wisdom of Honorable Mayor Haggar: Hands on approaches and the periodic table flip. Also get a guy to deal with paperwork.
5(-1): You speak to the people, showing them that you're just like them. Bar the fact that you're so much better than them. You know that the paperwork won't fill itself out while you're gone, so you rope in some shmuck to do it for you.
>Pull a Toyosatomimi and make with the resurrection of the self.
6: You're going to resurrect, and nothing will stop you. Even if you're forced to use the spirits of the dead, you will return. In fact, you think you'll do that right now.
Hanzo K. has reentered the game!> Vielen Dank fur die Blumen.
> Vielen Dank, wie lieb von dir.
6: You thank everyone for the flowers. Especially Yuuka, who also thanks you in return for being such an awesome flower.
>Reincarnate as a Lunar Rabbit!
4: You try to bring yoruself back as a Lunar Rabbit. There's no need to travel to the room if you spawn there, right? Unfortunately, there appear to be no new openings for another moon rabbit. Try again later!
Make the contract and become a magical girl
4(+1): You also search for the rabbit wandering around and make the contract. You gain the abilities of a magical girl in addition to your Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. You're sure you can use the two together in some way. (+1 roll)
>Turn the thread title... into something of Dormio's choice. Give him a break already :/
3(+1): Why should I give this "Dormio" person a break? I'll change the topic to whatever I want.
> Distract Yuyuko and Yoshika for just long enough that the Mystias can eat them.
5: You say hello to Yuyuko and Yoshika, and start a meaningful conversation with the two of them about how to best eat your food. While you do this, the two Mystias sneak up behind Yuyuko and Yoshika, before they both leap and swallow them whole! Revenge is good, no?
Roll to dodge!1(-1): You've had naught but bad things happen after you became Yuyuko. First, you 'killed' Youmu. Then, all your food was stolen. Now, you're being eaten by your own dinner!
Crow Cakes has lost the game!>Learn teleport and teleport to the Hells of Blazing Fire to sightseeing. :V Nothing can go wrong, right. :V
6: You develop the ability to teleport. Why? So you can go to the Hells of Blazing Fire, of course. You teleport to the Hell of Blazing Fires, where you catch fire. Who would have known that there were blazing fires in the hell of blazing fires?
Roll to dodge!4: You stop, drop, and roll. Oh god. You manage to put out the flames and get away from the blazing fires. Now you can actually start exploring the underground.
> Commit suicide ironically.
6(-1): You hang yourself, despite the fact that you're a noose. You have no idea this work, but it just does. And it's fantastic. (+1 roll)
> Cause the next update to be posted as an mp3 of Dormio attempting rap, beatbox included.
4: Dormio attempted rap. Dormio failed. Dormio burnt all the evidence.
> Frown since I didn't get to finish Guardian Tempest off and wander around undoing all of Guardian Tempest's messes from since he captured China.
1: You smile, there's no point in dwelling on your past failures.
>Consider molesting self.
6: You think about molesting yourself when you wonder, why not just do it? You [REDACTED] yourself.
> Cameo in other Dormio games, should they go to Kourindou
6: Some random adventurer buys and equips you. You're finally relevant!
Smashy has reentered the game!>Explode creating a cloud of manliness and resurrecting
3: You explode in a cloud of manliness. Unfortunately, exploding is rather counterproductive to resurrecting.
>Bob is a man's name, thus a woman would not be named Bob, therefore Bob never was a woman and always a man, capiche?
4: Amen, brother.
>Add one to everyone's roll.
2: What, you think that you can get into my system? Dormio's computer may be easy to hack, but not mine.
> Destroy everyone responsible for the impossible to understand Roll to Dodge updates with BULLETS MADE OF BULLETS. Including Dormio. It's not Serial Killing if you don't catchem all!
5(+1): You're taking your revenge on everyone responsible for tampering with the update, screw those people making the thread unreadable!
Roll to dodge!Dormio- 1: Dormio watches helplessly as you shoot. Oh it feels so good to finally be killing Dormio. And it's not like anyone cared about Dormio anyway.
Dormio has lost the game!Infinity- 4: Infinity dodges your bullets. And the bullets that come out from the bullets. Damn Spaniards.
> Develop a portable hole
6(-1): You create a hole that you can move around at will. It's bound to come in handy. (+1 roll)
>Check if alive or not
3: You check, and you're still dead.
Misfortune!The Topic- 4: You control all the luck, how could it possibly affect you?
