Author Topic: RtD, gotta tRoll 'em all! (Read 52337 times)

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #690 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:00:47 AM »

NOO!! My Secret Police!

Hang on...I'll think of something...Mark my words! I'll have you detained for this!! And it goes with extra 'punishment'!!

>Have our most submissive recruits(five random players of this thread) detain/capture Kasu and Schezo(and any other liberating scum), and then put them under the same torment Meiling/Reisen went through as an offering to my revival...through all means necessary.

What? All the players in this thread are now female, right?....OH NO.

Bio · « **Reply #691 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:06:55 AM »

> Wait out the current plague of 1s.

Omba · « **Reply #692 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:19:02 AM »

... :V
> Since I've suddenly turned into a woman, ask Orin to acquaint me with the female body.

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #693 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:21:39 AM »

Correction: You were defected, enlisted and hardcore brainwashed whilst being regimented. For reasons only China knows, that magically turned you into a girl.

Kasu · « **Reply #694 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:21:54 AM »

> Break down the door and fight my way through the propaganda facility.

Also, most of this update went over my head. :3

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #695 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:23:01 AM »

WHY ALWAYS A 5!?

>Rupture the space-time continuum, effectively breaking everyone's minds and links to this plane of existence which is the thread(Except Infinity, Dormio, Helepolis, DollS and Himiko), while reviving with all EQs at the same time.

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #696 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:27:29 AM »

Come on my players! Make China/Meiling progress into a ~~public servant~~ beautiful noble!!

Schezo · « **Reply #697 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:35:41 AM »

What? I missed all the better parts of the update to a language barrier.

Who did? Oh.

>Stomp Infinity into an early grave.

Captain Infinity · « **Reply #698 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:52:24 AM »

Quote from: Schezo on September 28, 2011, 11:35:41 AM

What? I missed all the better parts of the update to a language barrier. Who did? Oh.

>Stomp Infinity into an early grave.

What, it's Conq's fault. Or Dormio. Yeah let's blame Dormio, he's at fault here, Conq is innocent!

ActionDan · « **Reply #699 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:41:26 PM »

>engage in diplomatic talks with Pesco, to see if he (now she?) would revive me.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #700 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:00:35 PM »

>have flavor written backwords also :3

yuyukos · « **Reply #701 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:02:18 PM »

>Finish the paperwork and hit submit!

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #702 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:09:09 PM »

> Submit essay on how awesome Ash Ketchum is to parser to become new parser.

Also, RTD thread title is now 20% cooler.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #703 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:15:59 PM »

>Deal with the problems of the human town employing the wisdom of Honorable Mayor Haggar: Hands on approaches and the periodic table flip. Also get a guy to deal with paperwork.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #704 on:** September 28, 2011, 02:20:22 PM »

Well, I was already dead before the whole genderflip thing, so I'm technically unaffected right?
Otherwise, this.

>Pull a Toyosatomimi and make with the resurrection of the self.

Dorakyura · « **Reply #705 on:** September 28, 2011, 02:41:47 PM »

I thought Dormio likes Metal

> Vielen Dank f?r die Blumen.
> Vielen Dank, wie lieb von dir.

(Thank you for the flowers. Thank you very much, how sweet of you.)
(edit: This is a thanks to you for doing this thread, you know :blush:)

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #706 on:** September 28, 2011, 03:07:11 PM »

some one needs to make dormio write the flavour upside down :V

Phlegeth · « **Reply #707 on:** September 28, 2011, 04:03:27 PM »

?qu? puedes hacer? ??qu? puedes hacer!?

>Reincarnate as a Lunar Rabbit!

PX · « **Reply #708 on:** September 28, 2011, 04:34:52 PM »

DEAR GOD THAT TOOK LIKE 20 MINUTES TO MAKE AND NOT WORTH IT

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #709 on:** September 28, 2011, 04:35:29 PM »

Party yaaaaay
>Turn the thread title... into something of Dormio's choice. Give him a break already :/

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #710 on:** September 28, 2011, 04:36:28 PM »

I know it's some quality schadenfreude to make Dormio's update life a living hell, but can we please refrain from forcing update styles that make the updates hard to understand? >_>

> Distract Yuyuko and Yoshika for just long enough that the Mystias can eat them.

Thaws · « **Reply #711 on:** September 28, 2011, 05:05:10 PM »

>Learn teleport and teleport to the Hells of Blazing Fire to sightseeing. :V Nothing can go wrong, right. :V

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #712 on:** September 28, 2011, 05:16:20 PM »

> Commit suicide ironically.

Pesco · « **Reply #713 on:** September 28, 2011, 06:25:45 PM »

> Cause the next update to be posted as an mp3 of Dormio attempting rap, beatbox included.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #714 on:** September 28, 2011, 08:43:02 PM »

Inb4 dormio must make the next update in pescos pov, backwards, and in mp3 while beatbox yo

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #715 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:02:47 PM »

> Frown since I didn't get to finish Guardian Tempest off and wander around undoing all of Guardian Tempest's messes from since he captured China.

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #716 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:08:36 PM »

^ Wouldn't it be better if you join her and her conquest?

Kasu · « **Reply #717 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:16:07 PM »

Quote from: GuardianTempest on September 28, 2011, 10:08:36 PM

^ Wouldn't it be better if you join her and her conquest?

Something tells me I'm going to have to destroy the facility.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #718 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:25:00 PM »

Quote from: Kasu on September 28, 2011, 10:16:07 PM

Something tells me I'm going to have to destroy the facility.

That's on my to-do list comrade, right after I make my Great Revival.

Also, I suppose we should be thanking Schezo for putting GT outta commission for the time being, sometimes hijinks get a little too weird eh?
You forget GT, this is a forum full of mostly Lawful Good/Lawful Neutral, and Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral, we dun like being forced into stuff if we can't help it. We're quite individualistic after all.
Once I revive, I'll use Road to The Nuclear Capital and the GP-02 to nuke it from orbit. (It's the only way to be sure.)
Alternately, I can just get a new mech, one with more destructive power, and use that. (I'm thinking the Zeorymer.)

Ahh....Can you smell the Schadenfreude?

Kasu · « **Reply #719 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:36:51 PM »

Quote from: Hanzo K. on September 28, 2011, 10:25:00 PM

That's on my to-do list comrade, right after I make my Great Revival.

Also, I suppose we should be thanking Schezo for putting GT outta commission for the time being, sometimes hijinks get a little too weird eh?
You forget GT, this is a forum full of mostly Lawful Good/Lawful Neutral, and Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral, we dun like being forced into stuff if we can't help it. We're quite individualistic after all.
Once I revive, I'll use Road to The Nuclear Capital and the GP-02 to nuke it from orbit. (It's the only way to be sure.)
Alternately, I can just get a new mech, one with more destructive power, and use that. (I'm thinking the Zeorymer.)

Ahh....Can you smell the Schadenfreude?

I was thinking more of a kinetic strike, but that works too. :3