>Revive everyone (except Shadoweh), healing myself in the process.
4(Wounded): You fail to revive anyone, though you do patch yourself up.
>Revive and Re-Wield The Infinity Blade.
4(Wounded): It may not be the original, but you find a replica of the Infinity Blade to wield.
> Submit to Cirno. Praise the 9!
1: You prepare to battle with Cirno once more, you won't be interrupted this time.
> Reroll character. Use the loaded dice this time.
2: You reroll your character, using loaded dice to max out all your stats from the get go! Pity you rolled for the wrong game...
>Cover wound in bacon ab grease and recover lost health.
1(Wounded): You rub ab grease all over yourself. Unfortunately, this has the opposite effect of covering your wounds with bacon, which would have healed you instantly. The ab grease soaks into your skin, replacing all muscle with fat. Unable to live without your sexy abs, you take your own life.
DrRawr has lost the game!> Take over the world with my newly created Doll Army, Navy and Air force! Ohohohohohohoho!~ (cough)
4: The time has come. The fairies mean nothing to you. Your goals are set much higher than that, you're going after the whole world. Only ActionDan and his dinosuars stand in your way. You stare at ActionDan's army, and he stares at yours.
>Drop the fucking sun.
5(+1): You've had enough. You channel the energies of the earth far better than Kasu, and you use your connection to the energies of life to call down the sun. STAND BACK! YOU'RE DROPPING THE SUN, HERE! SCREW BENDING THE CONCEPT OF HEAT, YOU'LL JUST OVERLOAD IT!
Everybody must roll to dodge the sun!>Stack 6 Battlefury to prepare for everything and to stack more Battefury
6(+1): You farm one battlefury. Then you use that battlefury to farm five more battlefuries. You fuse the six battlefuries together into SAVE THE WORLD. To farm more battlefuries, of course.
>After hearing about Trance's party, be a little evil; bring back Trance as a Jiang Shi to protect me.
4: You could use a
meatbag human shield trusted companion. And who else should you use other than the person foolish enough throw at party at the same time as you? You attach a small charm to Trance's head to reanimate the corpse.
>Flay K4u's brain. With swords.
4(Wounded): You attempt to mimic the mind flayers. With swords. You pick the closest person as your victim, which just so happens to be Kitten4u.
Roll to dodge!4: You hear Zengar making weird noises as he approaches you with swords. You decide that it's in your best interests to run.
>Now that my pet has feasted, fly away off into the universe in a quest for better food and adventure.
2: You try to take your pet on a fantastic trip through the universe, but find that your fish is far too depressed after having been bullied to go on an adventure.
> Ask Yoshika how to heal up using divine spirits in order to heal self.
4(Wounded): You ask Yoshika about how she uses divine spirits to heal herself. She replies that she eats them. You try doing the same. It feels all kinds of wrong to be eating divine spirits, but it does seem to be good at healing.
>Learn how to battle giant catfish from the local expert (read: Hong Meiling), just in case round 2 happens
3: You visit Meiling and ask her about how one would go about fighting a giant catfish and Meiling happily obliges. She demonstrates several of her techniques. On you. It hurts but no pain, no gain, right? (-1 roll)
>Contact Meiling and ask for her PLA for my disposal. (If I get revived)
5: You badger Meiling, but she ignores you. Instead, she teaches Smashy some kung-fu. Why doesn't she pay any attention to you? It can't have anything to do you being dead, right?
>Reassure the fish that Karkat is just a big jerk, level up social link.
1: You join Karkat in laughing at the fish. You feel your social link being reversed as you do so.
>Explore that crack in the Earth to find Mystia!
4: You travel into the crack, you're going to find Mystia! You head into the crack, only to be stopped by... yourself? The previous Kilgamayan tells you to turn back, that there's nothing for you here.
> Oh well. Recruit Schezo instead
1(-1): You shun Schezo, you're not ever getting close to that guy ever again.
>counter Doll army with Dino army and watch the war unfold with everyone else caught in the middle!
4(Wounded): You stand there, staring at DollS. Your battle will be epic. The heat rises to match the tension of your battle. It's getting a bit too hot, though...
> Sigh, and resume activity on the thread.
3(+1): Why are you here? Why can't you get away? You sigh as you continue to follow the topic.
> Edit the patch files to buff Infinity
6(-1): You hack into Dormio's system and edit in all sorts of buffs to Infinity. Pity he's already dead. While you're at it, you rig your own dice because why the hell not? (+1 roll)
>Escape from the Different Dimension and come back as an immortal deity. :V
1: You resign yourself to your fate.
> Throw a Gay Bar at the nearest person while I perform a miraculous recovery.
5(Wounded): You throw a Gay Bar at the next person to post so that they might feel your pain! Meanwhile, you just take it easy and let your throat recover.
Roll to dodge!6: You sit down with Hourai and take it easy, eating the Gay Bar that he threw at you. The two of you enjoy the Gay Bars as you spend a gay time together.
> Learn to fly as fast as Aya
5: Feeling revitalized after having eaten a Gay Bar, you take notes from ActionDan and learn to fly. Of course, you're not content with simply flying. No, you take it one step further and learn how to fly as fast as a tengu. (+1 roll)
>Attempt to revive as a ghost
5: You manage to come back as a generic ghost! And then you're shot down by Reimu. Such is the life(?) of a generic ghost.
>Become Dorian Faust by study Philosophy, Law, Medicine and sadly even Theology oh also some Magic arts while I'm at it
2: You attempt to study philosophy, law, medicine, and magic. All at the same time. Unfortunatly, you can't handle the workload and drop out of every class.
>Drive through the gates of Hell back to the world of the living with Shinki at the wheel.
3: It's rather hot in hell. Your engines overheat and you're unable to go anywhere.
>Drag Yuuka to the drunk Oni party
4: You convince Yuuka to go to the oni party with you. Beer is always good, right?
In proper hobo fashion, spend newfound wealth on a variety of booze, prurient pleasures, helping Kilga in his quest for twue wuv, and assisting those who successfully curry my favor.
5(+1): You splurge, spending your newfound riches on anything that catches your attention, as well as helping out those in love and those that suck up to you. (Kilgamayan +1 roll)
>Raid Dormio's house with my gold-plated Single Action Armies to obtain the necessary permissions.
3: You launch an assault on Dormio's house, sending wave after wave of your gold-plated single action minions in order to try to gain the necessary permissions to edit the game files. After expending your entire single action army, you notice a piece of paper sitting on top of Dormio's trash. You take a look at it, and see a list of passwords on it. You lament the loss of your army. (-1 roll)
>Automatically activate as one of the cloned doubles kept in stasis in our secret lab for just such an eventuality.
4: You facepalm as you remember the fact that you forgot to activate the automatic activation feature on your cloned doubles. At least, you would have facepalmed if you weren't already dead.
> Revive in Draco's secret lab.
2: You channel your spirit through the earth. The very lifeforce of the earth itself flows through your body, turning you even stronger than before. Unfortunately, you spawn inside the fish and are promptly digested again.
> Bribe Dormio with shiny beads into making me a self-reviver.
1: What's that? Dormio couldn't hear you over the sound of him playing with the beads he stole from you earlier.
>Faithfully defend fairies of the forest from DollsxDino action.
3: You exert all of your energies to defend the fairies from the dolls and dinosaurs. At least, you would have if they were doing anything. They just seem to stare at each other. It would seem as though you wasted your energy for nothing. (-1 roll)
>Bargain with Tewi for some loaded dice.
1: You can't let yourself give into the temptations of the dark side. You stay on the true and noble path.
>Retain an existence within the empty void; I will not be sundered by what I have mastered!
6: You? Destroyed by the void? You laugh at this ridiculous concept. What fool would allow their own powers to destroy themselves?
Amraphenson has reentered the game!>TRANSPORT EVERYONE TO IJIYATSU.
2:
You try to take everyone to Ijiyatsu, but they don't listen to you for some reason. A few cite "trolling".> Refuse to stay down.
1: You rest in peace.
>VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE.
1: You've had a good run. You thank Dormio for running this game and for giving you the opportunity to play.
The sun is about to fall! Roll to dodge!JOB- 1: You've just finished patching yourself up when a MOTHERFUCKING SUN is dropped on you. No bandage is going to cover that wound.
JOB has lost the game!Youkai Jesus- 5: Even if it's just a replica, it's still got the power of the original Infinity Sword. You rend the air in front of you to create a safe pocket of space isolated from the rest of the world. (+1 roll)
Hero999- 4: You are not going to let your duel be interrupted by anything. Anything.
DollS- 3: You really should have worked on that heat resistance for your doll army, fleet, and air force. You do manage to blink to safety, but you lose several dolls in the process. (-1 roll)
Schezo- 2: In your haste to drop the sun, you forgot to get yourself to safety first.
Rikter- 1: All the battlefuries in the world aren't going to save you or your ostrich.
Rikter has lost the game!Tsunade Gakudan- 1: Even though you were nowhere near the sun, all the alcohol at your party catches fire due to the heat. You try throwing your
meatbag human shield trusted companion, Trance at the flames in an effort to control them. You find out today that Trance is highly flammable. The more you know~
Tsunade Gakudan has lost the game!Zengar- 3: You attempt to flay the mind of the sun. You wear yourself out in the process but the fact that it worked and the sun goes away from you is a miracle, considering how the sun doesn't have a mind for you to flay. (-1 roll)
Squawkers- 6: Your fish, sensing that you are in danger, snaps out of its depression and bats the sun away from you with its tail.
Evans in Blunderland- 4: You chow down on those divine spirits like crazy, outhealing any damage done to you by the sun. No wonder so many people timeout Yoshika's cards.
Smashy- 3: You use the knowledge you gained from Meiling to punch the sun away from yourself. It burns your hand, but you don't care as you feel completely badass. (-1 roll)
Marokuu- 4: With your alternate concept of heat, you're completely immune to the sun.
Kilgamayan- 4(+1): You hear some big commotion going on above you, but you don't really care. You have a bird to save, and nobody is going to stop you. Not even yourself. (+1 roll)
Kitten4u- 1: You should have been nicer to Schezo, maybe he wouldn't have dropped the sun on you.
Kitten4u has lost the game!ActionDan- 2: Your dinosaurs all flee from you. The sun approaching seems to remind them of something bad that happened in the past. You run with your dinosaurs but trip and skin your knee.(Wounded)
Sect- 4: You ragequit the topic for a while. But you come back. You always come back. And what the hell happened while you were gone? The entire topic has been scorched.
Pesco- 1(+1): You hack your way out of the system to avoid the sun. Unfortunately, you hit the delete button instead of paste when getting back in. It's going to take a while to find the parts of you that you deleted again. (Wounded)
Hanged Hourai- 6: Gay Bars taste surprising good when in extreme temperatures. You stick several onto a stick and roast them on the nearby sun.
PXShino- 6(+1): You hang out with Hanged Hourai, eating a few Gay Bars and using your speed to go grab a few drinks for the two of you.
Dorian G.- 2: You wish you had continued to study medicine or magic, perhaps you could have done something about the fact that you're on fire. You run around screaming and rolling until you eventually manage to put out the flames. (Wounded)
Sanrisa Laser- 3: You start running as soon as everything at the party starts to catch fire. You make it away safely, but you have a Yuuka harassing you about the needless loss of plant lives. (-1 roll)
Purvis- 1: You try throwing your possessions at the sun, only to find out that all the money in the world can't save you from the freaking sun.
Purvis has lost the game!Conqueror- 5(-1): You hide in Dormio's house, which has surprisingly powerful air conditioning. You forget that the sun is even out there as you take it easy in Dormio's lounge.
Paper Tomoe- 5(-1): You keep your guard up and use your Puella Magi powers to nullify the incoming heat wave. You have to keep the forest safe, after all.
yuyukos- 4: The true and noble path is surprisingly far away from the rest of the players. Well, they're the ones that have to deal with a sun falling on them, not you.
Amraphenson- 3: You step out of the void and into the sun. Oh God. Fortunately, as a master of void magic, you have fairly strong resistances to all other elements. Still, it takes a lot out of you to keep that fire resistance strong whilst you run out of the sun.
Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer- 4:
You simply wait for night. The sun can't hurt you in the night.
