Me and my little cousin play Hisoutensoku on my laptop at the same time, crammed in on separate keys and usually ending up playing a Touhou version of Twister.
My little cousin always plays as Suwako "'cos she's cute and little and goes boiyoyoyoyoyoing~!" and I play as Utsuho, as she is the closest character to Orin in the game.
She tends to scream when I unleash Mega Flare or Giga Flare or even the C attack in which Utsuho fires some sort of triangle-y shaped ball of death with a black centre.
I have yet to teach her the basics of top-down shooters. Basic scenario of the first time.
Me: So, which difficulty do you think you're suited for? (Easy modo! Easy modo!)
Her: Hm... LUNATIC! I'mma lunatic, right? So it ought'a be easy for me, yeah?
Me: Mm.. sure. Totally, wouldn't doubt it. (You're so screwed.)
~In game~
Her: NO! NO!! DO SOMETHING, UWAA! I CAN'T DODGE THESE, AAAAH, WHAT DO I PRESS? HOLY MOTHER OF MUSHROOMS (haha~) THIS IS TOO HARD! I'LL GO ON EASY, NOOOOOO!
Me: Chill.
~Easy modo~
Her: Th-this is still too hard!! How do I shoot? What are those green things, how do I use them? AAH! Boss fight, no!! No, oh wait, here's the bomby. Wooooo! Bomb again!! Haha, die!! W-what?! I can't use anymore bombs?! HELP ME!!
Bear in mind... this was Imperishable Night. The easiest game IMO.