Author Topic: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version! [End!] (Read 24078 times)

Bardiche · « **Reply #150 on:** September 01, 2011, 04:14:01 PM »

Quote from: Kasu on September 01, 2011, 01:44:41 AM

> Look around for Edible.

Quote from: Conqueror on September 01, 2011, 02:40:46 AM

>Seduce Edible when we find him

> No parser error shall hinder thee! March on to find Edible!
> You wander through the various corridors and hallways of the mansion, which for some inexplicable and magical reason is completely alright and it probably has nothing to do whatsoever with your parser retconning as he sees fit until you blindly wander into Edible, who looks shocked for a brief moment before he puts on some shades, grins widely and you recognise him as that GODDAMN TROLL.

> You proceed to dance seductively. Behind you you can hear Bardiche facepalming. Dormio eyes you with lust. Edible grins.

>_

Shadoweh · « **Reply #151 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:19:42 PM »

> Yes, now that we have used our feminine wiles, this shall be easy.
> "Hello again Edible. Sorry to interupt your disappearing reappearing mansion cleaning duties, but we have some questions for you."
> "Where were you during the night of the murder?"

Bardiche · « **Reply #152 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 01, 2011, 06:19:42 PM

> Yes, now that we have used our feminine wiles, this shall be easy.
> "Hello again Edible. Sorry to interupt your disappearing reappearing mansion cleaning duties, but we have some questions for you."
> "Where were you during the night of the murder?"

> Edible nods. "Yes."

>_

Edible · « **Reply #153 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:40:39 PM »

> "Where is Yes, exactly?"

Bardiche · « **Reply #154 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:43:16 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 01, 2011, 06:40:39 PM

> "Where is Yes, exactly?"

> Edible points at your chest. You look down. He flicks your nose.

>_

Edible · « **Reply #155 on:** September 01, 2011, 07:01:42 PM »

> Attempt to refrain from throttling Edible with the maid uniform and/or assaulting him with various objects from the court record.

> "Ow."

Bardiche · « **Reply #156 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:04:18 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 01, 2011, 07:01:42 PM

> Attempt to refrain from throttling Edible with the maid uniform and/or assaulting him with various objects from the court record.

> "Ow."

> You attempt to refrain from throttling Edibleh, only BARELY succeeding.

> Edible smiles with satisfaction.
> "I wasn't here that night," he finally responds. "Had matters to take care of. People to see. Mafia games to play."

>_

Shadoweh · « **Reply #157 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:05:49 PM »

> Take a deep breath, put our hands on our side, and give Edible our towniest glare. "You were so here! You're the one that called the police! You should be honest with us."

Bardiche · « **Reply #158 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 01, 2011, 09:05:49 PM

> Take a deep breath, put our hands on our side, and give Edible our towniest glare. "You were so here! You're the one that called the police! You should be honest with us."

> "Oh! Well, what do you know, you're right."
>_

PX · « **Reply #159 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:08:19 PM »

> What were you doing before 10:30 PM?

capt. h · « **Reply #160 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:09:00 PM »

> "Where were you and what were you doing the night of the murder?"
> "Also, why did you yell at Bardiche over the drink he gave NeoSerela?"

ActionDan · « **Reply #161 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:10:27 PM »

>What were you doing after 10:30 PM?

Bardiche · « **Reply #162 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:10:52 PM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 01, 2011, 09:08:19 PM

> What were you doing before 10:30 PM?

Quote from: ActionDan on September 01, 2011, 09:10:27 PM

>What were you doing after 10:30 PM?

> Edible takes a deep breath.
> And doesn't answer.

Quote from: capt. h on September 01, 2011, 09:09:00 PM

> "Where were you and what were you doing the night of the murder?"
> "Also, why did you yell at Bardiche over the drink he gave NeoSerela?"

> "I was here. Doing something."
> He puts on shades. "Deal with it."

> You get the idea Edible really doesn't want to give you answers unless you somehow persuade him to.

> That's a hint, by the way.

>_

ActionDan · « **Reply #163 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:13:49 PM »

Read him his miranda rights

Bardiche · « **Reply #164 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:17:12 PM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 01, 2011, 09:13:49 PM

Read him his miranda rights

> I don't know what a miranda rights is.

>_

ActionDan · « **Reply #165 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:21:30 PM »

>alright skip that and arrest him

Bardiche · « **Reply #166 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:23:55 PM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 01, 2011, 09:21:30 PM

>alright skip that and arrest him

> You prepare to arrest him... except you're an attorney, not a cop. You also don't quite have any incriminating evidence to arrest him.

> Being Shadoweh is suffering.

>_

PX · « **Reply #167 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:43:44 PM »

> Slap him across the ~~face~~ wrist with the puppy door knob.
> "How did this get in Kitten's door?"

Shadoweh · « **Reply #168 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:56:25 PM »

> No don't do that. DO NOT SHOW THE KNOB.

Edible · « **Reply #169 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:57:59 PM »

> Obviously we're going to have to pry this guy open in court tomorrow. Glados probably hates smarmy bastards like him anyway.

> Also, make note of the fact that Edible has put on several pairs of shades, but has yet to take off a pair. Idly wonder how they stay balanced on his face.

Bardiche · « **Reply #170 on:** September 01, 2011, 10:06:11 PM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 01, 2011, 09:43:44 PM

> Slap him across the ~~face~~ wrist with the puppy door knob.
> "How did this get in Kitten's door?"

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 01, 2011, 09:56:25 PM

> No don't do that. DO NOT SHOW THE KNOB.

> You are conflicted.

Quote from: Edible on September 01, 2011, 09:57:59 PM

> Obviously we're going to have to pry this guy open in court tomorrow. Glados probably hates smarmy bastards like him anyway.

> Also, make note of the fact that Edible has put on several pairs of shades, but has yet to take off a pair. Idly wonder how they stay balanced on his face.

> You resolve to get Edible to testify in court tomorrow!
> Also, you note the multitude of shades he's wearing. Man, such a slick guy, you'd fall for him if your heart wasn't already pawned off to Dormio in a rigged Poker contest.

>_

Chaore · « **Reply #171 on:** September 01, 2011, 10:33:26 PM »

>What heart?

Shadoweh · « **Reply #172 on:** September 01, 2011, 11:04:02 PM »

> ..My heart is what now?
> Nudge Dormio. "You say something.."

Bardiche · « **Reply #173 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:19:44 AM »

Quote from: Chaore on September 01, 2011, 10:33:26 PM

>What heart?

> [redacted]

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 01, 2011, 11:04:02 PM

> ..My heart is what now?
> Nudge Dormio. "You say something.."

> Dormio looks at you with a "What, why the hell should I be the one to do all the hard work?" look. Either that or "You look like you're gaining weight". You never were an expert in Dormioface.

> "Edible! We know you did it! Confess!" Dormio points his finger like he's seen you do a lot.
> Edible sniggers.
> "Can you prove it?"

> Dormio falls quiet.

> It's like you're missing a vital piece of evidence to indict Edible.
> Or hey, at worst, you can just get Serela scot free. Right?

>_

ActionDan · « **Reply #174 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:29:18 AM »

>while we are deserately try to think up the missing link, ask edible a riddle
>"What have I got in my pockets?"

Shadoweh · « **Reply #175 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:31:04 AM »

> Can we actually indict people?

PX · « **Reply #176 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:43:35 AM »

> Show off every item in our Court Records at him. If it's not important, he'll just say the same line over again and act like it doesn't exist. Eventually we'll get the correct piece of evidence! At least this isn't a Soul Lock, those are just evil.

capt. h · « **Reply #177 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:52:40 AM »

> Start with the broken cell phone.

Bardiche · « **Reply #178 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:53:31 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 02, 2011, 01:29:18 AM

>while we are deserately try to think up the missing link, ask edible a riddle
>"What have I got in my pockets?"

> "What have I got in my pocket?" He makes a good impression of Haado Gai for you.

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 02, 2011, 01:31:04 AM

> Can we actually indict people?

> I don't know, can you?

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 02, 2011, 01:43:35 AM

> Show off every item in our Court Records at him. If it's not important, he'll just say the same line over again and act like it doesn't exist. Eventually we'll get the correct piece of evidence! At least this isn't a Soul Lock, those are just evil.

Quote from: capt. h on September 02, 2011, 01:52:40 AM

> Start with the broken cell phone.

> "Lol it is broken."

> As you show him your attorney badge... SUDDENLY, chains appear! Three locks open!

> SOUL LOCK MODE ENABLED

> "So... what makes you think I did it? Do you have any evidence?"

>_

PX · « **Reply #179 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:58:54 AM »

> Savestate
> GET THE FUCK OUT
> Go talk to Serela, he should definitely have something we need.