Author Topic: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 41947 times)

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #570 on: August 14, 2011, 05:24:45 AM »
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>In the  past, it has been noted that you had known no one else with real shapechanging power. But it turns out that you did, a particular Tanuki you knew back in the old days. However, you've lost contact with her after you were sealed underground, and have heard nothing about her since.  You're pretty sure she's passed on in the intervening time; a lot of people have between then and now. Her abilities were a bit more limited than your own; she could take a variety of people shapes, and seemed to have an easier time of it than you did, but she didn't have nearly your range. However, she did have the ability to disguise other objects as well, actually changing their shape to a degree. You're not sure what her limits were, she tended to use the ability sparingly and subtly, but it seemed your seeds could do more, only less reliably.
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>Silence reigns over the library a bit. Byakuren rests her chin on the crook of her finger closing her eyes and clearly considering.  Patchouli seems content to return to her reading, the sound of her flipping a page the only real noise to be heard.
>"So, there are several courses available to us," says Byakuren, not opening her eyes. "We could petition the gods for assistance, which seems logical given the nature of the weapon our enemy holds. Or we could try to outsmart him, somehow, but this requires a good understand of just how his whole ideology works beyond trade being a nearly sacred act. Related to that would be some kind of sabotage to his methods, but it encounters the same problem. Or...we could hope that weapon you've found has a key we can use."
>"I am going to put forth a hypothesis," says Patchouli. "Pondering the situation, I think we may have one advantage. I would suggest that we have Rinnosuke cornered, in a sense. Let us presume his power is not infinite, which I feel is a good presumption.  We know that he wishes to change the nature of reality, which is no mean feat. So, I would suspect he set up his defenses first, and has channeled whatever power he had left into this ritual he is carrying out. I have a feeling this means he cannot adapt to any new circumstances, simply due to having no power to do so."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #571 on: August 14, 2011, 05:35:13 AM »
>"So we should throw something at him that he's not prepared for."
>Hmm...
>"Maybe we could find a way around his arrow-paradox thing. Perhaps there's a way to reach something without atcually approaching it. To, say, attack an object without actually sending anything at it. Just point and 'boom'. Squeeze and 'pop'. Something like that, his can't-reach-me thing wouldn't work against. Of course, I don't know of anyone who could do something like that. Do either of you?"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #572 on: August 14, 2011, 06:44:28 AM »
>"So we should throw something at him that he's not prepared for."
>Hmm...
>"Maybe we could find a way around his arrow-paradox thing. Perhaps there's a way to reach something without atcually approaching it. To, say, attack an object without actually sending anything at it. Just point and 'boom'. Squeeze and 'pop'. Something like that, his can't-reach-me thing wouldn't work against. Of course, I don't know of anyone who could do something like that. Do either of you?"

>"Hmm, there may be something to that line of thought," says Patchouli. "Yukari would be the best candidate, of course, but we cannot depend on someone like her at this point, I imagine. I might be able to arrange something, with time and research..."
>Patchouli sets her book aside, and furrows her brows.

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #573 on: August 14, 2011, 11:46:28 AM »
> "Or maybe...that paradox could be bypassed entirely by a severe environmental change."
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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #574 on: August 14, 2011, 12:13:15 PM »
> "Or maybe...that paradox could be bypassed entirely by a severe environmental change."

>Patchouli nods. "Such as?"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #575 on: August 14, 2011, 12:15:38 PM »
> Rinnosuke had long sleeves, right?
> "Such as extreme heat or extreme cold. Something that makes it impossible for anyone to concentrate unless they live in the stuff or just plain are the stuff. This could be doubly effective because it poses a risk to his possessions as well."
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[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #576 on: August 14, 2011, 02:26:18 PM »
> Rinnosuke had long sleeves, right?
> "Such as extreme heat or extreme cold. Something that makes it impossible for anyone to concentrate unless they live in the stuff or just plain are the stuff. This could be doubly effective because it poses a risk to his possessions as well."

>He did.
>"Hmmm," says Patchouli. "I like the way you think. I bet he wouldn't have thought of including that in his shield, not temperature and stuff..."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #577 on: August 14, 2011, 02:31:01 PM »
> "Or we could cause an earthquake and disrupt him that way. Do you know how to radically alter the temperature, or cause localized earthquakes?"
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #578 on: August 14, 2011, 02:37:50 PM »
> "Or we could cause an earthquake and disrupt him that way. Do you know how to radically alter the temperature, or cause localized earthquakes?"

>"I most definitely know someone who can give us earthquakes," says Patchouli. "The problem being collateral damage. As for heat or cold, some ideas come to mind."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #579 on: August 14, 2011, 02:44:10 PM »
> "Collateral damage to the store or to the environment?"
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #580 on: August 14, 2011, 02:53:33 PM »
> "Collateral damage to the store or to the environment?"

>"Both," says Patchouli.

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #581 on: August 14, 2011, 02:59:39 PM »
> "Well, I'm really only concerned with the second one, but okay. What're you thinking for temperature extremes? Heat might be slightly better due to his current choice of clothes."
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #582 on: August 14, 2011, 03:09:39 PM »
> "Well, I'm really only concerned with the second one, but okay. What're you thinking for temperature extremes? Heat might be slightly better due to his current choice of clothes."

>"There's an annoying faerie who lives around the lake that can freeze practically anything," says Patchouli. "As for heat, I would ask the woman who lives alone in the bamboo forest."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #583 on: August 14, 2011, 03:12:16 PM »
> Do we know this annoying fairy?
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
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[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #584 on: August 14, 2011, 03:17:17 PM »
> Do we know this annoying fairy?

>Not directly, but you have heard stories about her from Ichirin, and gossip from others. All sources point to her being an annoying faerie.

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« Reply #585 on: August 14, 2011, 03:18:49 PM »
> And being a fairy points to her being an annoying fairy.
> "I had enough fairy nonsense yesterday to last me a while. I think I might go talk to Mokou instead, then."
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #586 on: August 14, 2011, 03:23:43 PM »
> And being a fairy points to her being an annoying fairy.
> "I had enough fairy nonsense yesterday to last me a while. I think I might go talk to Mokou instead, then."

>"Oh, you know her?" says Patchouli. "That makes things easier. Well, save for the part where you have to find her in that stupid jungle."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #587 on: August 14, 2011, 03:29:05 PM »
> "Well, I know who would-"
> Frown.
> "Oh, damnit."
> Turn to Byakuren.
> "I'm going to need you with me on this one."
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #588 on: August 14, 2011, 03:36:29 PM »
> "Well, I know who would-"
> Frown.
> "Oh, damnit."
> Turn to Byakuren.
> "I'm going to need you with me on this one."

>Byakuren nods. "Alright. You want me to talk with Keine, don't you?"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #589 on: August 14, 2011, 03:39:50 PM »
> "Someone's gonna need to talk to her. It might have to be you, I don't know yet. We'll see how my blood pressure is holding up when we get there."
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #590 on: August 14, 2011, 03:44:05 PM »
> "Someone's gonna need to talk to her. It might have to be you, I don't know yet. We'll see how my blood pressure is holding up when we get there."

>Byakuren nods.

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #591 on: August 14, 2011, 03:50:11 PM »
> Turn back to Patchouli.
> "Now, just to keep the apron swap plan also in mind, I have an idea for the story I'd feed him, but I want to make sure I have a couple of important details. When did Marisa leave to get Reimu?"
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #592 on: August 14, 2011, 04:21:05 PM »
> Turn back to Patchouli.
> "Now, just to keep the apron swap plan also in mind, I have an idea for the story I'd feed him, but I want to make sure I have a couple of important details. When did Marisa leave to get Reimu?"

>"Earlier this morning," says Patchouli. "I wasn't watching the clock."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #593 on: August 14, 2011, 04:23:03 PM »
> "Was it before or after we discovered Rinnosuke was responsible?"
> "Do you happen to know what sort of acquaintanceship Marisa and Rinnosuke have?"
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[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #594 on: August 14, 2011, 04:38:46 PM »
> "Was it before or after we discovered Rinnosuke was responsible?"
> "Do you happen to know what sort of acquaintanceship Marisa and Rinnosuke have?"

>"Before I did, in any event," says Patchouli. "Otherwise she would probably be there right now."
>"To be honest, I know they are friends, but I'm not sure to what degree. I've not really bothered her about it."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #595 on: August 14, 2011, 04:49:11 PM »
> "Hmm. I think I can make my story work, then. Thanks."
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #596 on: August 14, 2011, 04:53:16 PM »
> "Hmm. I think I can make my story work, then. Thanks."

>Patchouli nods. "Good, then."

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #597 on: August 14, 2011, 04:53:51 PM »
> "Before we take off, any backup heating plans?"
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #598 on: August 14, 2011, 04:59:35 PM »
> "Before we take off, any backup heating plans?"

>"None that would be unlikely to burn the forest down," says Patchouli.

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Re: Nue Quest Vth Vanguard: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #599 on: August 14, 2011, 05:13:10 PM »
> "'Kay."
> Turn to Byakuren.
> "You ready?"
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[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"