Diplomacy: The Great War of '94

[PX]

[13:57:38] <UncertainKitten> That leaves K4U
[13:57:47] <PX_TimeforDeath> :ohdear:
[13:57:54] <PX_TimeforDeath> Is she still mad over diplomacy?
[13:58:24] <WMShadoweh> She thinks you're being a jerk
[13:58:44] <WMShadoweh> I'm sure she'll be fine
[13:59:01] <WMShadoweh> ps plz kill Schezo harder
[13:59:07] <WMShadoweh> I want her all to myself. @_@

THE TRUE FACE OF SHADOWEH

[Kasu]

Just out of curiosity, when did you had your last in-game negotiation? And I don't talk about tactic discussions with your alleys, I mean real, open and unbiased negotiations.

My last negotiations were with PX at the spring turn 97.

* Kasu shrugs.

Also, unrelated but it figures I finally take the offensive and it blows up in my face though. :ohdear:

I must be under the curse or something.

[PX]

Problem: You took too long. Why did you even assist Germany in the first place?

[Shadoweh]

LIES AND SLANDER
THOSE LOGS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKE
ILU SCHEZO YOU KNOW WE'RE BROS

[Schezo]

K4U is mine and mine alone!

The starring cast of GDIC will electrify all!

[Kitten4u]

Come on guys, there's enough room in my heart for all of you. <^_^>

[Dorian White]

K4U is mine and mine alone!

That's odd, cause I got the impression it were the other way around.^^

[Doll.S CUBE]

Sorry for being a bit late, came back from the expo later then I thought.....

RESULT OF RETREAT PHASE: FALL 1997[/u]



Britain:

Egypt:

France:
A mar -> auv
F pic Disbands
A swi -> lyo

Germany:

Italy:

Poland:

Russia:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 1.

F bhm -> pru

Spain:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

Turkey:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

Ukraine:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.



So, deadline of build orders for Winter '97 is 24 hours from now which is 5 PM 7/9/11 (GMT +10).

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Build a bar, because I wanna take you to a gay bar.

[Doll.S CUBE]

Sorry I'm late, I was kinda dragged into playing dota (Not that I didn't want too >.>). Anyway, here's the update:

RESULT OF BUILD PHASE: WINTER 1997



Britain:

Egypt:

France:

Germany:

Italy:

Poland:

Russia:
Removes F ros

Spain:
Builds A bar

Turkey:
Builds A izm

Ukraine:
Builds A sev



So, deadline of move orders for Spring '98 is 72 hours from now which is 5 PM 10/9/11 (GMT +10)

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Spain:
Builds A bar

[Kasu]

Er... You mean the deadline is the 10th right?

[Doll.S CUBE]

Oh right, my mistake. Fixed now.

[Conqueror]

...Are we killing all the green countries, Dormio?

Also, the southeast looks vaguely like a buttered baked potato. I think this is a sign.

[Shadoweh]

-.- I do not look like a baked potato. I think the vines sucked out your brains.

[Conqueror]

Baked potatoes are delicious, and in any case it would explain why Dormio is so fixated on Egypt.

Speaking of vines...

Spanish wines are wines produced in the southwestern European country of Spain. Located on the Iberian Peninsula, Spain has over 2.9 million acres (over 1.17 million hectares) planted?making it the most widely planted wine producing nation but it is only the third largest producer of wine in the world, the largest being France followed by Italy. This is due, in part, to the very low yields and wide spacing of the old vines planted on the dry, infertile soil found in many Spanish wine regions. The country is ninth in worldwide consumptions with Spaniards drinking, on average, 10.06 gallons (38 liters) a year.

Following the unearthing of this interesting statistic, our immediate objective is to expand production so we can take our proper place as first. Next, we hereby designate A Bar as the PARTY ARMY, and so we shall concentrate on spreading festivities, good will, and complete and utter chaos to quiet and drab countries such as Ukraine. I'm sure they could always use a party. :3

[Schezo]

...Are we killing all the green countries, Dormio?

And lose your arm in the process. >:<

[Kitten4u]

You act like I need help throwing parties.  Last I checked the east is always throwing parties.  This is why they are my best friends forever! <^_^>

[ActionDan]

Why didn't you invite me? Is it because I eloped with Germany?

[Kitten4u]

You are totally not eastern enough man.

[Conqueror]

We're party crashers.  :3

[Schezo]

That's it.

You're getting deported.

[Conqueror]

You're not allowed to deport us while you're drinking yourself numb off of aftershave.

At least we have decent drinks.

[ActionDan]

You're not allowed to deport us while you're drinking yourself numb off of aftershave.

At least we have decent drinks.

That article should be renamed to "five ways to get Shadoweh drunk"

[Schezo]

The bleep?  Swill?

Ok so since I still love my people and they love me back, moar booze all around. :toot:

Just ignore the other methods I'm now using to exploit you~

[capt. h]

Party in Siberia!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

I actually sent this.

[Doll.S CUBE]

Hmm, still waiting for two more order so no update for now. Deadline will be extended 12 hours. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Doll.S CUBE]

And like usual I'm late, even to my own extended deadline....

So, here's the update:

RESULT OF MOVEMENT PHASE: SPRING 1998



Britain:
Britain: F bis -> bor
Britain: F den -> nth
Britain: F eng -> bri
Britain: F nth -> nwg
Britain: A nor -> lap
Britain: F ska -> nor

Egypt:
No order for unit at Israel. Hold order assigned.

Egypt: F ale -> esa
Egypt: A esa -> lib
Egypt: A isr Holds
Egypt: F lib -> mal
Egypt: F lbn Supports A esa -> lib
Egypt: F rom Supports W tyr -> lig
     Support cut by Move from Tuscany.
Egypt: W tyr -> lig
    Bounced with lig (1 against 1).

France:
France: A als -> swi
    Failed because Germany: A swi -> lyo failed.
    Dislodged from ruh (2 against 1).
France: A auv Supports A lyo -> mar
    Support cut by Move from Barcelona.
France: A lyo -> mar
    Bounced with mar (1 against 1).

Germany:
Germany: W bhm -> ber
Germany: F ham Supports W bhm -> ber
Germany: F hol -> bel
Germany: W mun Supports A ruh -> als
Germany: A pic -> par
Germany: A ruh -> als
Germany: A swi -> lyo
    Failed because France: A lyo -> mar failed.

Italy:
Italy: F mar Supports A bar -> auv
    Support cut by Move from Lyon.
Italy: W mil Supports A ven -> aus
Italy: F tun Holds
Italy: A tus -> rom
    Bounced with rom (1 against 2).
Italy: A ven -> aus

Poland:
The Wing in Gdansk cannot retreat; unit destroyed.

Poland: A cze Supports A ven -> aus
Poland: W gda -> bal
    Bounced with bal (1 against 1).
    Dislodged from pru (2 against 1).
Poland: A kra -> slo
Poland: F lit Holds
Poland: A war -> bie
    Bounced with kie (1 against 1).

Russia:
Russia: W bal Supports F pru -> gda
Russia: F fin Holds
Russia: A lat -> lit
    Bounced with lit (1 against 1).
Russia: F pru -> gda
Russia: A stp -> mur

Spain:
Spain: F alg Supports F tun
Spain: A bar -> auv
    Bounced with auv (1 against 1).
Spain: F lig Supports A tus -> rom
    Support cut by Move from Tyrrhenian Sea.
Spain: A nav Supports F bis -> bor
Spain: F sog -> wme
Spain: A swe -> fin
    Bounced with fin (1 against 1).
Spain: F wme -> gol

Turkey:
No order for unit at Aegean Sea. Hold order assigned.
No order for unit at Georgia. Hold order assigned.

Turkey: F adr Supports A apu -> ven
Turkey: F aeg Holds
Turkey: W alb -> ser
Turkey: A apu -> ven
Turkey: A cro Supports A apu -> ven
Turkey: F geo Holds
Turkey: A gre -> alb
Turkey: F ion Supports F lbn -> mal
    Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
Turkey: A ist -> bul
Turkey: A izm -> ist
Turkey: A nap Supports F rom

Ukraine:
Ukraine: A aus -> cze
    Bounced with cze (1 against 1).
    Dislodged from ven (3 against 1).
Ukraine: A bie -> kra
Ukraine: A hun Holds
Ukraine: A kie -> bie
    Bounced with war (1 against 1).
Ukraine: A ode -> rum
Ukraine: A pod Supports A bie -> kra
Ukraine: A sev -> ode
Ukraine: F wbs -> sev



Anyway, the deadline for Spring retreat phase '98 is 24 hours from now which is 10 PM 12/9/11 (GMT +10).

[Kasu]

SPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;-;