Diplomacy: The Great War of '94

[Schezo]

But you realize stopping time won't save you right?
It didn't help that maid and it won't help you~

[Doll.S CUBE]

Darn this update was late by five days or early by couple of minutes....hmm...



Britain:
Britain: F eng Convoys A nav -> swe
Britain: F hel -> den
Britain: A lon Holds
Britain: F mid Convoys A nav -> swe
Britain: F nth Convoys A nav -> swe
Britain: F ska Convoys A nav -> swe

Egypt:
No order for unit at Libyan Sea. Hold order assigned.

Egypt: F ale -> lbn
    Bounced with lbn (1 against 1).
Egypt: A asw -> esa
Egypt: A isr Holds
Egypt: F lib -> tun
    Bounced with wme (1 against 1).
Egypt: F lbn Holds
Egypt: W mal -> tyr
    Bounced with tyr (1 against 1).
Egypt: F rom Supports F gol -> lig

France:
France: A auv -> mar
France: A mar -> swi
France: A par -> als
France: F pic -> bel
    Bounced with bel (1 against 2).

Germany:
Germany: A aus Supports A cro -> hun
Germany: A bel Holds
Germany: W ber -> bhm
    Failed because Russia: F bhm -> bal failed.
Germany: W fra Supports F ham
Germany: F ham Supports F hel -> den
Germany: F hol Supports A bel
Germany: A ruh Supports F hol

Italy:
Italy: A cro -> hun
    Bounced with hun (2 against 3).
Italy: W mil -> ven
    Bounced with ist (2 against 1).
Italy: F mon -> lig
    Bounced with gol (1 against 1).
Italy: A tus Supports W mil -> ven
Italy: F tyr Holds

Poland:
Poland: W gda -> pru
    Bounced with bal (1 against 1).
Poland: A kra Holds
Poland: F lit Holds
Poland: A slo Supports A kra
Poland: A war Supports A kra

Russia:
The Army in Denmark cannot retreat; unit destroyed.

Russia: W bal -> pru
    Bounced with gda (1 against 1).
Russia: F bhm -> bal
    Failed because Russia: W bal -> pru failed.
Russia: A den -> ham
    Bounced with ham (1 against 2).
    Dislodged from hel (2 against 1).
Russia: A lat -> lit
    Bounced with lit (1 against 1).
Russia: A mos Supports A bie
Russia: F ros Holds
Russia: F stp -> gob

Spain:
Spain: F gol -> lig
Spain: F mor -> alg
Spain: A nav -> swe
Convoy path taken: nav→mid→eng→nth→ska→swe.
Spain: A por Holds
Spain: F sve -> gib
Spain: F wme -> tun
    Bounced with lib (1 against 1).

Turkey:
No order for unit at Georgia. Hold order assigned.

Turkey: F adr Convoys A ist -> ven
Turkey: F aeg Convoys A ist -> ven
Turkey: A apu Supports A ist -> ven
Turkey: A bul -> gre
Turkey: F geo Holds
Turkey: F ion Convoys A ist -> ven
Turkey: A ist -> ven
    Bounced with mil (2 against 1).
    Convoy path taken: ist→aeg→ion→adr→ven.
Turkey: W mac -> alb
Turkey: A nap Supports F rom
Turkey: A ser Supports A hun

Ukraine:
Ukraine: A bie Supports A pod -> kra
Ukraine: A hun Holds
Ukraine: A kie Supports A ode -> pod
Ukraine: A ode -> pod
    Failed because Ukraine: A pod -> kra failed.
Ukraine: A pod -> kra
    Bounced with kra (2 against 3).
Ukraine: A rum Supports A hun
Ukraine: F wbs -> sev



I'll put underlines and bold later when I'm not so sleepy also tell me if I made any mistakes as I did quite a bit while doing this and I'm not sure about myself currently....

Deadline for the move order for Fall '97 is 72 hours from now which is 3PM Sunday 4/09/11 (GMT +10).

[Conqueror]

We did it Dormio!
WE INVADED RUSSIA :V

Also I'm pretty sure we set some sort of record for largest number of agreements broken in one turn but I swear that was unintentional. :<
I'm sorry everyone! ;_;

[Shadoweh]

Conqueror, these are not the sonnets you promised me. :<
Oh.. I have.. SEVEN units.. that explains alot.. ahaha...

[PX]

Right side: Zzzzz
Left side: WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED?!

EDIT:

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitten4u]

I can't stop laughing

[ActionDan]

The Potato has landed!

I REPEAT:

THE POTATO HAS LANDED!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

We did it Dormio!
WE INVADED RUSSIA :V

I told you to place your faith in me, Conq.
I said that our first priority target was Russia.
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
BUT I'M A POTATO.

Also I'm pretty sure we set some sort of record for largest number of agreements broken in one turn but I swear that was unintentional. :<
I'm sorry everyone! ;_;

I live this life with no regrets.

[Doll.S CUBE]

O hell... It's not like anybody didn't know anyway,

but there has to be an easier way to switch.

Hmm, it seems I can remove posts from topics I made so I'll remove your mistake for you.

[ActionDan]

Thanks, your a Doll.S ~

Puns should be in season... or is that a play on words?  I need to visit Kasu's french court for the answer.

[Schezo]

Oh look at that. My endeavors in Scandinavia have GOD I FUCKING-

(please wait warmy while Schezo goes on a rampage through Russia.)

[capt. h]

By order of the United Nations, Spain and England are each sentenced to one wrist slap, to be self administered at a time of their choosing.

[Edible]

Convoy path taken: nav→mid→eng→nth→ska→swe.

[Kasu]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Also, isn't the next deadline the fourth?  The update seems to say it's today. :3

[Doll.S CUBE]

Kay, update is complete now and the deadline is fixed.

Also, compulsory picture:

[Shadoweh]

It has been brought to our attention after what scientists are calling the Amazing WingTank Incident that many of the beleagured and war-torn nations wish this world war to end. On behalf of the Council of Egypt, Ukraine, Russia and Turkey, we are putting forth a motion that the war be declared over in a four-way tie between us. According to the rules this decision needs to be unanimous between all living countries.

Although I prefer never to leave a game unfinished, if the rest of the players really want to stop I'd rather not force people into a game that isn't fun for them. Please Confirm or Deny in thread if you agree.

##Confirm End Game

[Pesco]

Stepping in to put my endorsement on the endgame offer. If people are going to get worked up about a game like this, fingers get broken.

[Conqueror]

##Deny
Full speed ahead, we have plans to put in motion. It's not over till it's over etc.

If enough of the other players want out though, I suppose I can do that. Personally, I was still having fun, but I can understand if some other players aren't.

[Kitten4u]

Yeah, if this game is really so unfun that you have to get the mods to step in it may just be better to move onto the next game.  I think I'll just host it so you won't have to put up with anymore Kitten shenanigans next game.

Does anyone have a particular map they'd like to play?

[Pesco]

Gensokyo map :V

And dibs on Eientei if you do it.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

##Continue the game
I'll call a surrender and let Conq retakeover once I run out of funny shit to pull.

[Pesco]

If you have no more intention to play to end the game, then don't drag it on.

[Conqueror]

Spain is still in the game; Dormio is trolling.

I refuse to surrender to a 4-player block of players that has yet to prove their worth by killing off the rest of us.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Plans for the next year.

• Hijack Shadoweh's account
• Force Italy out of the Mediterranean
• Align our fleets with Shadoweh's
• Convoy to Adana (IMPORTANT)

[Shadoweh]

This is why you aren't on the list of people I would trust ever.

[Conqueror]

And also, it's just a game. If anyone is feeling discouraged about the state of the game, I encourage them to join my anti-Kitten block. :V Power to the people, yo. We can do this.

[Kasu]

 :ohdear:

[Schezo]

Hm?  People are really getting worked up? 

I'd rather like to continue so I'd vote nay but if it's really that bad we can call it.

[ActionDan]

I refuse to surrender to a 4-player block of players that has yet to prove their worth by killing off the rest of us.

This is my stance also.  I've been defending the entire time this game with 5 territories while Russia and Ukraine, both better supplied and better positioned, have failed to critically breach my position.

@Shadpweh: Funny you should mention this when your block is under fire.  I'm sure you haven't forgotten these words have you?:

I think you guys missed something obvious. The condition only works if the victory can't be achieved, IE if it's impossible for people to move against each other, not if seven people want to win together. Otherwise the game could end before it started.

As you can see we are mobilizing against you, and even if you think this is a dead draw, that would mean victory.... for everybody.  I am assuming you are 100% serious with this post. 

[Dorian White]

OBJECT OF THE GAME
As soon as one Great Power controls 18 supply centers (33 in our current case), it?s considered to have gained control of Europe. The player representing that Great Power is the winner. However, players can end the game by agreement before a winner is determined. In this case, all players who still have pieces on the game board share equally in a draw.

##Veto

I would agree on a ?equal draw? but I will not surrender.
I think this ?Council of Egypt, Ukraine, Russia and Turkey? played the dominant role in making this game ?so unfun?, well shit happens but to declare them the winner to encourage such behavior is unacceptable.