This guy in my third period wanted to talk to my friend, but we both hated his guts for being such a horrid person. Somehow he didn't know her name, so I lied and said her name was "Sakuya." I managed to make the two people in front of us laugh, mostly due to the fact that he kept calling her Sakuya the whole time in class. Why I like making up names for myself around people I don't like I don't know, like when some douche went up to me introducing himself, and I blatantly said, "Hi, I'm Lunasa!"