(OOC: This is what I get for letting the conversation flow naturally: 8 pages of fluff and 2 pages of redundant plot elements, blarg)Team Drillkumo Dreamscape, ~7:00 AM, Day 4Participants: Team Drillkumo, brief plot relevance: E-mouseWe fell silent again, for what felt like an unusually long time. I'm not sure if it was dream-time goofiness, the others respecting my intent of a dramatic pause for some reason, or actually being genuinely stunned by my statement.
Hahah. I kill me.
Anyway, eventually we continued the conversation as if nothing had happened.
"'Covenant of Gensokyo...?' Ran echoed, uncertainly.
"That sounds kinda cool." Chen added.
"C O G..." Yukari mused, "'Cog?' That's a silly acronym..."
Was she mocking me? I grimaced. "Yukari, I know you aren't fond of my team-name obsession..."
She chuckled. "Well, it WOULD be cute if we used one that had a good second meaning as well... but your enthusiasm is rather silly, yes."
"I... I think it's a good idea!" Chen objected, "Gensokyo needs to be cool for the outer world!"
"Assuming we can get away with the outer world finding out about us, at least..." I muttered, darkly.
Yukari's criticism was flat. "That does make it a lower priority, yes."
I clenched the Drill tighter, and lowered it to my chest. "... I really wish we could. Touhou is known here. Going public would give us an army of fanboys to work with; for more mana batteries, for more public support, possibly enough donations to survive without having to work all the time, allowing an open rebellion, supporters to bring magic back to this world..."
"Once again, your madness is without limit."
"... it is. But not my stupidity. We're in no position to try. We don't know how far Kikuri's reach extends, or how much the otaku of the world would be able or willing to help... We need to find out more.
And if we could convert her cronies too....."
"That seems unlikely." Ran said, skeptically.
"Anarchist, remember?" I replied, "They're just being manipulated. I have enough faith in human nature that most of them wouldn't be doing this if they hadn't been deceived or pressured into it..."
"Well, your na?vet? is clearly above average." Yukari quipped.
I paused, and nodded slowly. "... yeah. But you've got to try. And a friend who was once my enemy is my friend twice over... or something like that."
"But wouldn't they let Kikuri know about everything we do?" Ran asked.
"... we'll have to be careful about it." I admitted. "Very, very careful..."
Silence. I let my mind wander for a moment.
"... hmm... 'cog'... maybe there's a way to make that work better..."
... "Ah!"
I grinned, and flung the Drill into the air. It spun against the sky, glinting in the... sunlight, I guess. I grabbed it with a fist on the way back down.
How'd I manage to catch that? Where'd the chain go? Oh, whatever!
I
stared up at it, smiling. "I don't think this Drill's power really comes from the same source as in Gurren Lagann. It didn't work until Kaguya gave me a bolt for it."
I let them figure it out. After a moment, Ran got it. "... a
bolt."
"Exactly."
"Very cute, Jeremy." Yukari said, "But also very weak. Cogs and bolts? They're machine parts, but that's about all they have in common."
I grinned. "Oh, don't worry, I've got better.
Don't you wonder
why it worked?"
Silence.
"And don't you wonder why it worked so well with a
Covenant battleship?!"
"You... you think it's a Covenant relic." Yukari was slightly breathless. NOW she was amazed.
"Yes."
"... and you had it before we left Gensokyo."
"Kaguya gave it to me."
"Kaguya
gave it to you."
I lowered the Drill again. "I don't get it, either. I don't know how she got it, or whether she knew of its power. Or if it just never worked for her. But it'd sure as hell explain how it worked. We'll have to ask her the details of why I got it."
"I should have kept a closer eye on those Lunarians..." Yukari grumbled.
Ran sighed. "Yukari-sama, you know Eirin's hallucinogens worked on you..."
"I know, I know!" Yukari snapped back, "But to miss something like
that..."
"There's no way you could have known they had something that valuable." I soothed. "... Wait, soothing
Yukari?!"
She chuckled. "Even the greatest of youkai can get frustrated... like Ran, for example~"
"I'm afraid you don't help prevent that frustration, Yukari-sama."
"I know~"
I laughed. "That's Yukari for you. Mischievous bitch through and through."
"Oh, I do certainly enjoy my work~"
Ran sighed.
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(OOC: Rest of this post isn't story-important, feel free to skip)... a worry. "I hope her abuse isn't TOO bad, Ran?"
"Eh?!"
"Well... it isn't exactly fair for you to do all of Yukari's work while she sleeps the day away... and I remember one article about a parasol beating..." I paused. "I really should have read more of those ZUN books."
Ran's voice turned ice-cold. "Do not think I would hold such anger."
"... why?"
Yukari was about as displeased. "That... 'beating' was because Ran took unnecessary risks. I may have been harsh, but I had every reason for it."
"I brought that upon myself." Ran agreed, calmly.
"Are you sure?"
"J... Jeremy-sama..." Chen sounded very scared. I could only imagine the deathglare Ran was giving me, and Yukari would if she could.
"I don't believe you understand how the shikigami contract works." I swear Ran's voice was channeling Cirno's power.
"You're right. I don't." I admitted. "Not entirely. But by all accounts, it's a form of strict servitude.
I don't like that."
"Ran is entirely free to do as she pleases." Yukari specified, "But I do not want her to fight needlessly."
"... Okay, that's a good reason."
"Are you satisfied?"
"Well... not quite. What about the housework?"
"Magical cleaning is not difficult, with enough understanding." Ran answered,
... ze.
"Yukari was exaggerating on the way to Maribel's."
"... and much of this is playful abuse, with praise and affections mixed in?"
"Obviously."
"..." I closed my eyes. "All right. Sorry for getting so worked up. I know 'slavery' like that
can work... but I have to insist on it being with reasonable treatment."
"Though I can irritate her thoroughly, and we have our rough spots, I would never dream of truly hurting Ran." Yukari assured me, with atypical sincerity.
I nodded. "All right. Thank you."
An uncomfortable silence. Ran cleared her throat. "Regardless... I think you could stand up by now, Jeremy-san."
Huh. She's probably right. I tried my legs, and found they worked. Got to my feet, and finally got a proper look at... whatever dreamscape we'd ended up in.
It really WAS a floating rock, as Yukari had mentioned. A moderately large circular platform made of rock, with a layer of dirt and then a layer of grass appearing heading towards the center. And nothing but sky outside. We'd been lying right near the center, where there was a strange pool of water. What was strange about it was that it had a constant stream of water falling from the sky and into it, making the gentle fountain sound that had helped bring me back to my senses. I glanced up and saw the water coming from... the underside of a large circular rock platform, with a center that looked like it was solid water. I glanced down at the pool on 'our' rock and saw that... apparently it was recursive. I could see the back of my own head peeking into the pool in the next 'rock' down.
"Trippy." I muttered.
"It IS rather curious." Ran agreed.
That's right, I haven't seen the others much. Yukari was still lying on the opposite side of the... fountain-pool-thing from me, smiling slightly. Like Ran and Chen, she was only wearing a light, loose one-piece gown, obviously colored purple. And of course, with her...
"Dai-oppai." Pause. "Damnit."
She grinned. "Why, thank you."
As I'd suspected, Ran was kneeling next to Yukari. She rolled her eyes.
"Sorry."
"No, I should have expected it." Ran replied, dryly.
Chen squeezed at her tails, looking worried.
I didn't wait to feel it this time, and reached for my upper lip. "At least I can wipe those nosebleeds myself, now."
Ran smirked. The inexplicable bleeding stopped soon enough this time, and I wiped my hand off on my...
Wait, what AM I wearing?
..... apparently the same loose gown as the others, only... colored bright green?
"... oh well, they're just dream clothes." I muttered, wiping off the blood regardless.
"Ah, that reminds me." Yukari said, "Seeing as we've all managed to reach lucid dreaming, and it's been a while since people started moving again... Ran? Chen?"
Chen raised an arm eagerly. "I'll try!"
I had no idea what they were talking about. "Huh?"
Chen stepped off to the side a little, clenched her hands, and screwed up her face in concentration.
"Mmmnnnng..."
"Chen, what are..."
POP.
With a few small pufts of smoke, Chen's plain gown turned back into her regular outfit. Her usual green cap appeared out of nowhere and landed on her ears.
She opened her eyes and sighed happily. "Ah, that's better!"
I was rather confused. "Uh..."
"Dream, remember?" Yukari pressed.
... "Ah. So we're in good enough condition to manipulate the Dreamscape as we like?" I asked.
She nodded. "We're getting there. It's probably best to be careful for now, and keep it on a small scale. Still not in the best condition."
I nodded. "Sounds fair."
A second POP signaled Ran returning to her usual outfit. She let out a contented sigh. "There, that's much better."
I looked down at Yukari. "Likes her modesty?"
Yukari smiled again. "Well, she IS the straight man for the Yakumos..."
"... Aside from the 'Tenko' phenomenon, at least?"
Ran's face turned pink. "That was just that one time!"
Yukari laughed lightly. "Oh, don't worry, Ran, we all need to loosen up every once in a while~"
She wasn't comforted. "Suika spiked the sake! I'd never do that on my own!!"
"And here I just thought it was a joke..." I muttered.
"Oh, no, she did go streaking through Gensokyo one night. It was quite entertaining."
"And also incredibly embarrassing." Ran said, sounding slightly annoyed.
"Oh, come on, it's not like you were planning to get married or anything~" Yukari teased.
"After all, you've already got Yukari." I added.
Silence.
"Oh hell, not again."
Ran wasn't particularly amused. "We don't have
that sort of relationship."
Yukari actually seemed thoughtful about the suggestion. "Not quite, at least."
Ran looked down at her master, closed her eyes, and sighed.
I tried to fight a smile and failed. Fortunately, my subconscious didn't chime in with further embarrassment.
After a moment, I realized Chen had walked up close to me and was looking me over.
"What's up, Chen?"
She was slightly startled by my sudden recognition, but quickly recovered and smiled. "What sort of clothes do you want, Jeremy-sama?"
I blinked at her. "Uh...
... well, first of all, just call me 'Jeremy.' I don't really like formalities."
Chen's eyes widened. "But... acting so close to Yukari-sama..."
I glanced over at Yukari. She was smiling. At Ran. She wasn't.
Back to Chen. I shook my head. "Don't. I don't want it, and I don't need it. I'm the crazy human keeping the Yakumos alive, not grand lord and master of Gensokyo."
Her eyes sparked slightly. "Ah... alright, Jeremy-sa... Jeremy."
I waved a hand dismissively. "Anyway, as for clothes... I don't know. I generally don't care about it too much. This works well enough."
I considered for a moment... hm. "Though... I could use some underwear."
"Well, no peep show for me!" Yukari joked.
"Hnnnm..." POP.
Chen offered me a pair of bloomers.
"Uh..."
Her ears drooped. "Ah... you don't like them?"
I shook my head. "No, no... it's just that this is
girls underwear."
Chen blinked, and glanced between me and the bloomers in her hands a few times. "... oh. I'm sorry! I didn't think..."
"It's all right." I took the underwear from her. "They seem about the right size, anyway."
"What's this? Our Jeremy's a crossdresser?" Yukari asked.
"I'm not proud of it, but I've had my moments." I answered. "Excuse me for a sec."
I knelt down away from the others to get the... bloomers on. It took a few seconds, during which Yukari had to stifle some snickers.
No, I'm joking, she just snickered.
I sighed at her mockery and stood up after getting marginally more 'dressed' than I was. "Well, it feels a little funny, but it works. Thanks, Chen."
Chen nodded, with a very small smile.
Ran looked at her master and offered a similar service. "Is there anything you'd like, Yukari-sama?"
"Hmm..."
Yukari's fingers curled slightly. She let out a sharp "AH!" of pain.
"Yukari-sama?!"
"Ow... I'm... okay." Yukari managed a sad half-grin. "But it looks like I shouldn't move for a while, still."
Ran knelt down next to her and stroked her hair for a moment. "... all right, Yukari-sama."
"That's so sweet." I said, with a smile.
Ran looked up at me. A brief silence as she considered.
"..... would you like to join me?"
I blinked. "... wow, that's generous. Well, I'm not sure I've earned something like that, but..."
I intended to trail off there, but my subconscious wanted an extra perverted quip. "... if you're willing to trust me not to molest her, then sure."
Silence.
I raised a fist and lightly punched myself in the side of the head.
"Well, it's probably more important whether I care." Yukari pointed out.
Ran sighed. "Yukari-sama..."
... now I was uncomfortable. "Well... it's probably not a good idea, now that I'm thinking like that...
... hm, there's a better reason. Couldn't it be dangerous to move...
those as well?"
Yukari pressed her lips together, pouting. "Tsk. You're right, it would." Pause. "Well, at least they'd be oversensitive."
Ran rubbed her forehead with her free hand. I couldn't resist a grin.
Something tapped my shoulder. I glanced over and noticed Chen again, looking slightly shy. She tilted her head downwards.
"... ah. I'm guessing you want me to..."
I reached up with a hand, but hesitated a few inches from her head.
"... this still feels like I'm pressing too much..."
... I put my hand on Chen's cap, and ruffled her hair through it. She smiled serenely.
"Hat's getting in the way... oh well." I moved my hand beneath it, and started scratching at her hair, between the ears...
"...... er, wait."
I glanced back over at Ran and Yukari. I caught Ran still glaring at me for just a moment, before she turned back down at Yukari to hide it.
"... that was selfish of me, wasn?t it?" I asked.
"Not really." Ran replied, stiffly.
"There has to be a better solution for this." I said. Considered. "Hmm... well... that would work if... yeah, I guess I could get away with being a few feet away from Yukari..."
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Shortly thereafter, I found myself ruffling Chen's hair as she curled up among Ran's tails, smiling blissfully. I think I even heard her purring. Ran continued with gently comforting her own master.
It was... incredibly, incredibly serene.
... I know I lost track of time somewhere along the line.