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~Hakurei Shrine~ => Help Me, Eirin! => Topic started by: LHCling on May 10, 2010, 09:38:08 PM

Title: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on May 10, 2010, 09:38:08 PM
Previous Thread (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=26.0).

Post here whatever ridiculously stupid mistakes that you've done. Do not confuse this thread with the RAEGing thread; this is for the outright stupid mistakes.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on May 10, 2010, 09:44:54 PM
I just died to Yukari's last nonspell.

While streaming it.

And not during the changing of directions either.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Silent Harmony on May 10, 2010, 09:57:52 PM
I JUST found out that Parsee has no hitbox during G.E.M.

/headdesk
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on May 11, 2010, 11:20:15 AM
Fell into the spikes just before the Reisen battle in MegaMari. (I think it's the first time I've ever done that.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on May 11, 2010, 02:22:25 PM
I've been panic bombing Parasol Star Memories on Hard lately

With SanaeB
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: orinrin on May 11, 2010, 03:37:40 PM
I was suicided to get an UFO.  The sad thing was that it just switched colors and it was all for naught.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: stillsatellite on May 11, 2010, 03:59:10 PM
I was on Kanako's last spell, trying to 1CC MoF.
I died because of underestimating the size of the amulet hitbox.
:V I was so close.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on May 12, 2010, 12:02:18 AM
I tried using Marisa B in UFO.

Game Overed on Flying Fantastica.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on May 12, 2010, 12:51:28 AM
My last 15 minutes' worth of PCB Hard attempts (where I can generally perfect up to Boss!Chen's first card):

1. Die twice in five seconds on Boss!Chen's opener.
2. Die on Midboss!Chen's opener.
3. Die to Lingering Cold (!).
4. Die to Letty's second noncard (after almost timing out Frost Columns)
5. Die to stage 2 trash, even though I can see the wall coming a mile away

..... yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: WanderingKnight on May 12, 2010, 01:53:50 AM
After acing my first Hard 1cc (IN), I tried a run of PCB hard where I died numerous times in the stupidest situations (I haven't played PCB in a while, I've been focusing on IN and MoF for a few weeks), including two deaths on Alice Boss's first nonspell. Gameovered without reaching the Primsriver Sisters (and my stage 4 run wasn't THAT bad, I just started 0/2 and gameovered on the final fairy).

Then I tried a MoF hard run where I died on the second stage while rushing to keep my faith up (before reaching the midboss spellcard), ragequit, and spent the next 10 minutes making stupid mistakes in the first stage :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on May 12, 2010, 10:17:25 AM
Arrgh - el bugger!!! I game overed on Satori. In stage practice. How the fuck did that happen?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kayin on May 13, 2010, 04:02:12 AM
PCB normal, missed the 1up after stage 5 midboss Youmu. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ecthel on May 16, 2010, 07:05:46 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/nd6git.png)
No points for guessing what happens.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on May 16, 2010, 08:00:37 PM
Oh... my... godess...

I finished a Phantasm run. At 0/0. I died 7 times and used 11 bombs. I only barely finished it. I usually no-death or 1-death this battle.

derp big time.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 16, 2010, 09:35:37 PM
I...got hit by Ichirin's second non-spell? It's been ages since that's happened.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Serela on May 16, 2010, 09:38:25 PM
I died on Hard Byakuren.

At her opener.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgrandomnumbers on May 18, 2010, 07:16:36 PM
Died running into Youmu during Delusion of Enlightenment. Thought it would be best to start streaming from the left side. She ran into me, and I died again trying to PoC. Then I died twice to her last spell. General "First 1cc shenanigans".

Started Kanako fight with 7 lives. Refused to bomb on Mountain of Faith. Lost 4 lives. The worst part is that that's the only time I've ever failed the card on ReimuB. My bonus score was shot to hell.

Also, when attempting MoF extra, i managed to fail Ex-Kanako's second spell three times in a row. WHAT.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on May 18, 2010, 10:50:02 PM
I just died to the blue manji in Butterfly in the Zen Temple.

By it moving into me, rather than the obvious.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on May 21, 2010, 02:04:33 PM
 This entire run (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=8809)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Drak on May 22, 2010, 11:01:13 AM
I managed to die to Rice Porridge in Tube Normal, I didn't even know that was possible. Also, got to Remilia with 7 lives, in the end I had 2 lives.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jelly Belly on May 22, 2010, 01:44:23 PM
Tackling an amulet with my face on Nue's opener.
Twice.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on May 23, 2010, 02:44:36 AM
Stage 3, Reisen, Kaguya (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=8824)

I should not have failed this badly with Netherworld Team. They're even cheesier than Border Team, so the performance(on stage 3 at least) just pisses me off.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on May 23, 2010, 11:27:44 AM
I just realized why I was failing "Gray Test Tray Shure" and "Nirvana's Cloudy Way in Purple" so much and (only) had about a 20-30% capture rate for each even with ReimuA. My "dodging method" for each Spell Card was in essence, swapped; I was doing things in one Spell Card which works a lot better in the other Spell Card, and in the other Spell Card, I was doing things that worked better in the former as opposed to the latter.

Basically, I had a your doing it wrong hurf durf which I never picked up on for months.

brb seppuku
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on May 23, 2010, 03:37:57 PM
Did a random run of UFO Extra with MarisaA. Perfected the stage and my UFO route, and captured the part at the very end with all the AB-bullets for the first time ever! Reached Nue 5/6.

I died on her first card, three times on Red UFOs, and game overed after two deaths on Blue UFOs :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Krimmydoodle on May 23, 2010, 04:06:16 PM
I just realized why I was failing "Gray Test Tray Shure" and "Nirvana's Cloudy Way in Purple" so much and (only) had about a 20-30% capture rate for each even with ReimuA. My "dodging method" for each Spell Card was in essence, swapped; I was doing things in one Spell Card which works a lot better in the other Spell Card, and in the other Spell Card, I was doing things that worked better in the former as opposed to the latter.

Basically, I had a your doing it wrong hurf durf which I never picked up on for months.

brb seppuku

There's a dodging method for Greatest Treasure other than "read dodge pray"?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: yoshicookiezeus on May 23, 2010, 07:31:49 PM
Just lost the extra life dropped by midboss Meiling by going up to autocollect it, realizing too late that I wasn't at full power, and then being just too slow to be able to catch up with it before it fell offscreen.

Also completely forgetting which Prismriver sister is the easiest one on Normal mode after not having played the game in months, and ending up bombspamming Lyrica to oblivion.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kuma on May 23, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
I ran into Alice in STB
EXTREEEM CLOSEUP *Pitchuu~n*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on May 23, 2010, 10:12:49 PM
(more than just) "read dodge pray"?
In a sense, yes. It's how I'm dodging that's important here. There isn't as much "pray" anymore now that I ironed out the mistake(s).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on May 27, 2010, 07:57:17 PM
I did a playthrough of MoF Lunatic. Got my 1cc as usual this time with 4 deaths. 4 completely retarded deaths: 2 of the deaths were at Sanae's 2nd non-spell and 2nd spellcard. I capture those consistently without a bit of trouble. That also causes a huge drop in my faith. Meh. Then i proceed to fight Kanako and get to VoWG where i die twice. Both very stupid deaths. At one occasion i dodge an wave and is safely positioned in an open area. Then i seemingly decide to ram straight into the wave i just dodged... how bad can it possibly get? Then for some stupid reason i decide not to just bomb spam my way through the rest of the card and manage to get myself in a corner where i die again even though a bomb was obviously called for.

I did run away with over 900 million points which is way more than my previous high-score so i shouldn't complain. Its just the nature of those 4 deaths. This could easily have been a 1LC or 2LC if i didn't fuck up easy parts.

Now that is embarassing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on May 28, 2010, 10:42:23 AM
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7990/sridic.th.png) (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/sridic.png/)

There is no reason in this world why 12-4 should take five-hundred and thirty-eight shots.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on May 29, 2010, 07:21:18 AM
I see your 538 and raise you a:
(http://i60.servimg.com/u/f60/12/80/32/92/th/untit147.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=557&u=12803292)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iryan on May 30, 2010, 10:57:30 AM
Playing a little MoF Stage 6 no-bombs for fun while beeing somewhat sleepy.

I must've phased out or something. After capturing Kanako's opener, I started thinking about something and suddenly I was dodging Rice Porridge without any memory of Onabashira or her second non-spell.

Whu?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on May 30, 2010, 01:22:08 PM
So I tried SA Lunatic with ReimuA after a while of not playing it.

Game overed on Shackles a Criminal Can't Remove. But it was because I died as the nonspell was clearing, so it ruined me at the spellcard.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Heartbeam on May 30, 2010, 03:20:02 PM
So, I want to type to clear my mind.  And it just has to be public, but the moments are best suited here.  Fooling around and .ASP is soon going to overtake the score by a large margin, and I'm putting off practice where it counts.  Well, can't ignore the game completely so let's do something.  How about a no-focus/no-bomb run!  And so after dying on stage two the second attempt results in a run with five misses, four non-intentional border breaks, and I don't want to count how many for 80% Reflowering because the whole run sounds stupidly bad now.

(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz242/AnonymousPM/PCB%20and%20Company/th_NFNB.jpg) (http://s832.photobucket.com/albums/zz242/AnonymousPM/PCB%20and%20Company/?action=view&current=NFNB.jpg)

Everything goes without a hitch until endstage Alice's opener.  I should know better than to move back down that time but didn't care so much because of the border which broke the fall.  Not so much leeway in the planning, but with ignoring cherry items, no shooting during boss armor, and border peace I'm sure a route can be worked out to make a no-miss / no-bomb / no-focus / fuckton of border breaks run very accessible.

Death on Hanged Hourai Dolls.  Either I could have tried to time it out or tried to be more sensible about my positioning when the bullets were being fired off.

An error but not a mistake where I left myself unable to shoot down the last set of kedama right before Lily White.  Last time I ran this was the no-miss / no-bomb run with the same problem so I'll have to look into it.  Or maybe I was being too wary about the lack of focus tapping.

Now, for Lily White herself I made a mistake but not during the red/blue spam.  Poor sense to try and finish her off before the next spam wave which wouldn't matter because she'd still be defeated before they became a threat, but that's what happened.  I didn't follow the same plan used for the stage four no-focus perfect attempts and felt a little pressured at the end, hitting one of the white pellets.

Used the border invulnerability to break through Lunasa's purple wave, but we're running a no-focus and she won't be down before the blue wave crushes the player.  Another miss to mark off.

Silly moment and died to the beginning of the stage five streaming section, but I should be grateful for everything so far.

Border break on Hell God Sword, what else is new.  But you know, it really isn't such a bad spell and timeouts aren't ridiculous.  Doesn't help when it's a full run and you're worried more for your life.  Sort of shut down and didn't scan the left side for an opening, more concerned about expecting a break so I can run over after that wave and finish off the spell.

Another non-fatal error on Eternal Truth.  Supposed to wait for the border to time out so I have enough cherry from ending the spell to last stage six, and I did that for a while but jumped the gun and finished the spell moments before the border ended.  Ended her last spell on a poor note as well and chances for a border on stage six were slim, but I lucked out and activated it during the spam, breaking it a few seconds later.  Unrelated, but on an older no-focus run with Marisa-A she survived the spam which was pretty neat.  It's saved somewhere and not a fairy tale.

Oh hey, I forgot about Deadly Dance!  Not confident enough to use the full circling method but I forgot the strat for the regular method.  Circled her starting from the bottom so I could leave the loop later and dodge the regular way.  Didn't pay enough attention to the bubbles and I streamed too quickly to the left, ready to die from a bubble wall-in.  Fortunately this bubble wave was spread thin and I slipped through it.

Died to Sumizome Perfect Blossom from sucking and being too cautious.

80% Reflowering...I was too slow (and cautious to a fault) and didn't react fast enough to move up out of the way of one of the waves.  Really, really not a thing to hesitate on.  And that's all.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Serela on May 30, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
So, decided to go back to trying to clear Koishi with all shot types. I sure do remember MarisaC being pretty fun to do it with, afterall!

...and now, MarisA feels the wrath of dying with 6~8 bombs in stock, because with most of Koishi's spellcards, you just can't see your death coming nearly as well as you usually can. Death on the last 0.11 seconds of Philosophy, with 7 power, right after a death with 3 power and a death with 2 power on said card.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgrandomnumbers on May 30, 2010, 11:26:46 PM
I failed Xu Fu's Dimension. What.

Oh, well, we all make stupid mistakes.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: J.O.B on May 31, 2010, 07:20:17 AM
Today is my Get extra life/Die to the music day.
I was just playing against Koishi today and I majorly failed the stage and I knew I wasn't going to win anyway so I just rammed into her and died to the beat of the music.
After that I tried again but this time I used Marisa C because I was bored and I bombed and blew up the barrier just as I got an extra life.
At the end of that run I game overed to the music.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on May 31, 2010, 01:10:02 PM
So I tried to score on SA Normal.

So many derp mistakes everywhere that could have been used for suiciding for graze instead. So many derp deaths on spells that I should have captured.

I only got 295,xxx,xxx and my high score is over 400,000,000 from a run where I was just playing to survive.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on May 31, 2010, 09:48:06 PM
Died two times to Ghost Wheels. I blame lack of sleep! :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on June 01, 2010, 02:29:32 AM
Someone explain to me how DS 8-6 took 154 shots to clear with Aya, but with Hatate (after having cleared the entire game and being far better) it took me 289 shots. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: yoshicookiezeus on June 02, 2010, 09:14:25 AM
Just failed what would have been my first MoF 1CC with around 10% left of Mountain of Faith's health bar. Reason? WHEN I LOST MY NEXT-TO-LAST LIFE HALFWAY THROUGH THE ATTACK, I DIDN'T GO UP HIGH ENOUGH TO AUTOCOLLECT, AND THUS LOST ALMOST ALL MY POWER ITEMS.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 02, 2010, 12:29:44 PM
I really need to play some more Koishi. I just died twice to Subterranean Rose, normally super easy, once to philosophy of a hated person and another time to Genetics. Embarassing i tell ye, embarassing!

Too bad her only exciting spells are her philosophy of a hated person, Rorschack in Danmaku and Genetics. The rest of the fight is sleep-inducing.

1st, 3rd and 4th spell: Infailable once you know your positioning.
2nd spell: Can only kill those who doesn't understand the hitboxes. Its kind of bullshit that way. But its easy still.
5th spellcard: Probably the easiest survival card ever.

Koishi could have done without the first half of her fight leaving only the interesting stuff.

EDIT: I just died to Nitori's 1st and 3rd non-spell. I can only consider that a call to arms. I'm going to sleep now. Even though its the middle of the day. ::)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Choses on June 02, 2010, 11:14:06 PM
I just had the brilliant idea of timing out Mokou's rings of death. Needless to say, I failed. :getdown:
I wonder if a crazy japanese man timed it out :ohdear:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on June 02, 2010, 11:24:29 PM
Our best bet of seeing that is Jaimers. He's done a 2 death timeout.

Edit: Actually it was 2 tries and he died a few times. Not sure how many times he died.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on June 03, 2010, 12:03:40 AM
Actually, the best I once did on it was a 3 death timeout. Didn't save a replay of it unfortunately. :<

Don't really think that I'm going to improve that anytime soon though. Although I'm still in the middle of trying to figure it out.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Choses on June 03, 2010, 12:06:47 AM
I tried it again, and lost 4 lives. Died at 30 seconds left. :(

Quote from: Jaimers
the best I once did on it was a 3 death timeout
.  :o

Oh well, maybe I will improve someday...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on June 05, 2010, 03:36:24 PM
Just tried a TRUE PACIFIST RUN of Ran (no bombing so Baity doesn't yell at me :V). Very easy battle, but I somehow managed to derp up and hit something every single attack, finally game overing at Fox-Tanuki Youkai Laser.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: theshirn on June 09, 2010, 01:09:49 AM
tried SA Lunatic

game over on Parsee
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bias Bus on June 09, 2010, 04:10:44 AM
Got Anchor'd because I had a crotch itch that really needed scratching.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on June 09, 2010, 06:06:50 AM
Isn't there a pause button for that? D:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 09, 2010, 09:55:09 AM
Failed a perfect MoF stage 5 at Sanae's 1st non-spell... derp...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: DgBarca on June 09, 2010, 10:07:37 AM
I can 1cc EOSD in Hard, I can 1cc MoF in hard, I can 1cc PCB in hard...
BUT I CAN'T DO A IN RUN WITHOUT GETTING HIT BY A RANDOM FAIRY/BULLET IN STAGE 1-2-4.

I just...lost 2 lives in stage 3 and 2 during Keine...and almost perfected Reimu afterward...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bias Bus on June 09, 2010, 02:23:00 PM
Isn't there a pause button for that? D:
...

Goddammit Shit.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: IBakaChan on June 09, 2010, 02:25:00 PM
Game over on Parsee.
On.
Friggin.
EASY MODO.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: CK Crash on June 09, 2010, 03:22:58 PM
all of this is in one pcb hard mode run, none of them on purpose

-died to cirno's spell (why I didn't restart, we'll never know)
-died before midboss alice
-got rammed by lily white
-died to youmu's nonspell AFTER misdirecting it
-needed to bomb twice before midboss youmu on stage 6
-still made it to yuyuko :V

do I win this thread
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgrandomnumbers on June 11, 2010, 01:29:30 AM
Oh goddamit I perfected Stage 4 SA Normal why can't I cap Flying Insect's Nest.  :fail:

This and other deathbomb/autobomb cards leads to me having 0 power at Rekindling of Dead Ashes. I have never gotten past Hell and Heaven Meltdown, and the replay where I got there is glitched. I can do as well on MoF HARDO MODO as I can on this sucker.  :barf:

I am consistently failing Terrible Souvenir. The red lasers linger for longer than it looks like, and I ram into them as I try to dodge the yellows. I know how to do this goddamit. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ?q on June 13, 2010, 11:30:40 PM
So I was playing MoF with MarisA.  I actually did better than usual and drained the HP from Aya's last spell.  Then I died. (I'm told the proper term for this is "Kefiting" it)

I glared at the computer as I saw the faith items and Power items fall slowly as I held the Ctrl key down.  Then the game went on to the next stage... and the Power items disappeared.

You could say that ruined the run.

Also unrelated - I have to be the only person who loves Hydro Camoflauge, Extending Arm, Sanae's midboss spell, and Takeminekata etc., but consistently fails Nitori's first and second spells, Yasaka's Divine Wind, and Kanako's second nonspell.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on June 14, 2010, 01:10:02 AM
Kanako's second nonspell is so trivial it's not even funny. Right left right left right left right left right done :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on June 14, 2010, 10:09:30 AM
Kanako's second nonspell.

Lunatic: Stay at the bottom of the screen and move right, left, right, left, right, etc. as the bullets come towards you.

Hard: Fly halfway up the screen and move right, left, right, left etc.

Normal/Easy: Improv.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ?q on June 14, 2010, 10:28:05 AM
Kanako's second nonspell is so trivial it's not even funny.
That would be the point.  Usually I forget what I'm supposed to do until the bullets are through me.  'Didn't know about going up to the middle though.

Oh right, add Minoriko's first spell to things I usually fail.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on June 15, 2010, 01:47:50 AM
Hard: Fly halfway up the screen and move right, left, right, left etc.
Actually the Hard version can be handled the same way as on Lunatic (at the bottom). The movement timing is really the same.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: PC on June 15, 2010, 06:44:51 PM
IN Easy, stage 1.

I went to the top for auto-collection, then Wriggle flies in and kills me without even shooting a single bullet. >.>
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Milosci on June 15, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
IN Easy, stage 1.

I went to the top for auto-collection, then Wriggle flies in and kills me without even shooting a single bullet. >.>

Oh, Wriggle Kick.  It's dangerous if you don't know it's coming.

I was playing MoF today and lost to Minoriko because my mouse cursor was right over the bullet that killed me. 
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Janitor Morgan on June 16, 2010, 10:54:59 PM
...Yeah. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=9143)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on June 16, 2010, 11:11:20 PM
Died 3 times in a row in Young Demon God (lunatic) not because I ran into the clippy white bullets,
but that I ran STRAIGHT into the LASER multiple times
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on June 17, 2010, 12:22:11 AM
My tired old ball of resistors and capacitors flung at a breadboard known as my old PC hasn't been able to play SA since November. Now that I have a PC that might make HAL9000 look like a Commodore 64, I can play SA again.

Let's go! First time playing this in 7 months start! Never really got to the point where I could beat it!
Yamame! Your're doomed!
Parsee! No problem!
Yuugi! I could beat you even if I was as drunk as you are!
Satori! One hiccup, but okay!
Orin! DoubleFAWKINSHITONASTICK!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 17, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
Okay so i decided i wanted to attempt VoWG timeout. I didn't expect NDNB but i was still quite awed about those three deaths i got. They were all very poor dodging from my side. At least i managed to survive for 80 seconds without fail though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jelly Belly on June 20, 2010, 02:57:45 PM
Staying too close to Shou on her last spell card, that resulted in a kick to Marisa's face and a game over to me when the spell was over.

ONE DAY MARISA B! ONE DAY!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on June 21, 2010, 07:36:51 PM
Ah ha ha tried a stand-alone version of MoF Phantasm and got curb-stomped. It gives you infinite lives but I think I died like 30 times.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ampersandestet on June 21, 2010, 08:31:32 PM
Every time I Prismriver in EoSD on Hard mode.
Every time.

Rather than streaming and playing smart, I derp derp about and somehow get walled.
Must practice more and fail less.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on June 21, 2010, 08:36:07 PM
Ah ha ha tried a stand-alone version of MoF Phantasm and got curb-stomped. It gives you infinite lives but I think I died like 30 times.
I can't even do the first non-spell..
SA Phantasm is more fun for me imo - at least I can even capture something,
and subterranean cucumbers are tasty.
I still die like 15 times though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Erppo on June 21, 2010, 11:18:57 PM
I hate my own inconsistency in the games. Yesterday, I 1cc'd SA Hard with 4 extra lives remaining. Today I did several runs and managed only one 1cc with no extra lives remaining. Other than that I only reached stage 5 three times.  As a fun fact, I don't think I have ever failed SA Hard run where I reach the final stage.

Also, is Subterranean Sun harder on Normal than on Hard or am I just going crazy?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on June 23, 2010, 06:40:20 AM
PCB, stage 4, ReimuB.

I get into position to misdirect the Prismrivers' opener ..... then Lyrica tackles me as she's leaving the screen.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgrandomnumbers on June 23, 2010, 06:36:56 PM
Messed up streaming in the beginning of MoF Stage 4 Hard. Tried to use friction (e.g. hold down - tap left) but somehow failed at that. I died at the noncard before Source of Rains. Why are my Stage 4 runs always so retarded I can 1cc this shit arrgh

Then there was the time I made it past Stage 4 with 6 lives in stock, and made it past Sanae with only 2. I game Over'd on Medoteko, overall my worst performance since I started attempting to 1cc. On the bright side, I captured Kappa's Illusionary Waterfall and Exiled Doll. Huh, so I CAN dodge, but only when paying attention.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on June 24, 2010, 04:43:34 AM
Tried pacifist Flandre (no bombs). Derped up thrice and entered Q.E.D. with one spare life. I lol'd at how easy it was.

I forgot Q.E.D. has a timeout phase :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Krimmydoodle on June 24, 2010, 11:06:59 AM
"Alright, I haven't played Touhou seriously in three months, but let's try this."

*boots up UFO Stage 4, after a few tries, makes it to Murasa NDNBNUFO

"Murasa's easy, I got thi-*anchored"
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 24, 2010, 12:20:16 PM
"Murasa's easy, I got thi-*anchored"

You told me yourself that its luckshit. Unless we are talking about THAT anchor...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Krimmydoodle on June 24, 2010, 03:24:30 PM
Sinking Anchor, not Ghost Ship.  To clarify, I didn't actually get hit by the anchor (that would have been enough shame for me to retire entirely).  I still died to the easiest card in the game though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SupahVee1234 on June 24, 2010, 03:30:00 PM
Lost 4 lives and game-overed in the first 30 seconds of EOSD stage 5. I dunno lol
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 24, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
I still died to the easiest card in the game though.

The worst i have ever done was bombing it out of frustration. Good job on dying on what might be one of the easiest lunatic cards, not just in UFO but in the entire series.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Serela on June 24, 2010, 04:39:33 PM
I have to admit, sometimes I get hit by the anchor on it's way back because Murasa moves and changes the path it takes, and I don't remember that because ololololsinkinganchorsoeasy
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 24, 2010, 05:07:32 PM
How can you forget such a thing? The only way i could possibly imagine getting hit by that card is if you stand near the wall the anchor hits.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on June 24, 2010, 06:31:56 PM
I keep flying into Reisan's attacks in PoFV.  I keep mistaking them for phantoms and try and shoot them down and yeah I keep flying into them.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: DracoOmega on June 25, 2010, 01:38:18 AM
Signs that I'm probably burnt out and really ought to stop playing for the day: dying and restarting due to deaths in the first few waves of UFO extra THREE TIMES IN A ROW T.T


It's also surprisingly difficult to play while having a 30 second long coughing fit. >.>
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Erppo on June 30, 2010, 02:51:06 PM
I played some UFO today, and had something like 5 similiar deaths. I spot an UFO I want to get but the way is covered in bullets. So, I press the bomb key and proceed to run straight into a bullet because I didn't realize I'm not carrying any bombs.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: yoshicookiezeus on June 30, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
MoF Extra, first run ever (or rather second, but the very first one ended at Kanako's last spell and was generally embarrassing in all sorts of ways, so we won't count that). Got to Suwako with three extra lives, lost them all to her first card, and then gameovered on the second wave of her second one . I evidently need to practice my misdirection skills a bit more :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on July 01, 2010, 01:28:24 AM
Y'know, I don't even remember making it to Utsuho once on Normal. I did so well on her first couple of spell cards, then fumbled up and down her final one so badly that I wonder where all that magic was coming from when I played the rest of that game up until that point.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on July 01, 2010, 10:03:15 PM
Just had one playing Double Spoiler.  Spoiler Stage 1, I didn't realize the camera was charging while they were talking and when they finished I tried to charge and ended up taking a picture of myself.  And then I died, on the easiest stage of anything ever.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zetzumarshen on July 02, 2010, 12:06:32 AM
3 potential blue UFOs before Nue at stage 6. 1 held by big UFO, 1 held by 2nd last row of Space Invaders, 1 held by the last row. Somehow I left my decision making to my spinal cord. Grabbed one while big UFO is still on the air, leaving me with 2 blue UFOs in stock during Nue. Efforts of capturing Total Clarification with 4.00/4.00 power were for nothing. Will to fight Byakuren was lost. Alt-F4-ed during Netherworld Butterfly.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on July 08, 2010, 06:43:29 PM
Just played MoF Stage 5 on Lunatic. On Yasaka's Divine Wind, I misread something, but managed to deathbomb in time. I ran up to the top of the screen, thinking that the bomb would finish Sanae off.

It didn't, and when I realized I had to run back down, my invincibility wore off right when I was on top of Sanae :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elric of Grans on July 08, 2010, 10:42:38 PM
I died on Icicle Fall - Easy!!

OK, I lied.

I completed Imperishable Night with all four pairings before I realised changing the partner could allow you to pass certain bullets without taking a hit.  This comes probably second, however, to the countless times I have gone `I wonder if it is safe to touch tha...*splat*'.  I really should have got the idea by now: it is NEVER safe to touch anything in a danmaku battle :D

EDIT:
Oh, I just remembered my worst.  Shoot the Bullet, vs Cirno.  I just took the second last shot on her final spellcard and managed to get all but a single bullet (which was behind me) into the frame.  I them immediately moved back... oops!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: AJS on July 09, 2010, 01:32:44 AM
About a week ago, I was on top of the world as I was consistently clearing EoSD Extra over and over.  Now, I can't even come close anymore.  Ugh....I need to get my performance back up to speed.

And a big derp moment:  A few weeks ago, I decided to give Utsuho another go on Normal Practice Start.  I can normally beat her with only 2-3 lost lives.  But this time, I lost EIGHT lives!!!  (one of them was lost to Orin's mid-boss spell card *facepalm*)  I made a CRAPLOAD of stupid mistakes, and I was completely appalled at how I nearly lost all of my lives......on a PRACTICE START!!!!!  >:(
(fortunately, I managed to redeem myself by IMMEDIATELY retrying the stage and finishing with only two lost lives :3)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on July 14, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
This just baffles me. I decided to practice Lunatic Remilia. I got to the battle, and...

...completely forgot she had midspells. Not like I forgot how to do them, I COMPLETELY FORGOT THEY EXISTED, meaning I died on all of them and was dead by Scarlet Meister. It was just...ridiculous. Seriously like what the fuck
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Turtlesaur on July 16, 2010, 04:05:51 AM
IN Extra clear: "Spell card bonuses: 5"

...midboss stuff, Possessed by Phoenix and Hourai Doll.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on July 16, 2010, 01:02:54 PM
I have absolutely no idea how some people manage to capture any one of Mokou's spell cards with a single exception. No idea. I get the patterns, but the bullet spam and dodging skill required for that junk is ten times of what it is for Suwako. Even with the easier stage and the fact that I've become FAR better at dodging Mokou's non-spells.

HOWEVER, I have no idea how to fail Xu Fu's Dimension. NO IDEA. How many times do I have to crash into an amulet for it to register? All I do is sit where the outer wall of amulets generate and dodge a single slowly moving line of bullets. If Mokou just used that spell card eighteen times or whatever, I would've beaten her more than a year ago when I originally 1cc'd IN.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on July 16, 2010, 09:37:40 PM
Hitboxes Ha ha, old chap!

Not even Flaw of Forgiving Shrine? :<

Aside from that, most of her spellcards have a small trick that makes them significantly easier. Stuff like Flying Phoenix, Honest Man's Death, and (to a lesser extent) Possessed by Phoenix and Hourai Doll, for example.

(I'd post a derp but I haven't played much recently.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Generalguy on July 16, 2010, 11:40:43 PM
Trying to perfect PCB Extra, reached Unilateral Contract. Using ReimuB so I shotgun Ran.

Spellcard cleared. "Okay! Time to collect the ite-" *dies*

Likewise, I sometimes fail Wizard's Fox Thoughts by thinking I'm already at her second spell and I try to shotgun her  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Udongein on July 16, 2010, 11:57:15 PM
I just captured and died on EX-Chen's first spellcard.
I got the bonus but lost a life.
Is that even possible?  :o
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on July 17, 2010, 12:45:32 AM
I have absolutely no idea how some people manage to capture any one of Mokou's spell cards with a single exception.
I find Suwako, which I haven't beaten yet, a bit harder than Mokou, which I've cleared like 15 times.

Half of Mokou's cards are loleasy, like Flying Phoenix (misdirect aimed birds), Flaw of Forgiving Shrine (sit in one place and capture!), Xu Fu Dimension (amulet hitbox ftw!), Honest Man's Death (run into laser and live!), Possessed by Phoenix phase 1 and 3 (easiest survival I've ever seen), Hourai Doll phase 1 (can be done eyes closed)

---------------------------

Vampire Illusion and Scarlet Gensokyo,
A wall is coming... OH HEY IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO TRY TO GO THROUGH IT *derp*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on July 17, 2010, 06:03:36 AM
(http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/12/80/32/92/th/untitl34.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=643&u=12803292)
I was looking away from my screen.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Angel on the Steps on July 17, 2010, 06:37:02 AM
I just captured and died on EX-Chen's first spellcard.
I got the bonus but lost a life.
Is that even possible?  :o

I've done just that on her second spellcard yesterday  :ohdear: PCB seems to have a bigger window between the time you get the bonus and the time the bullets are cleared.

I'm pretty confident on all of Keine's cards except Everlasting Phoenix Tails... but that only means I keep messing up on Keine, the second half of the stage fairy spam, and her last non-cards (not just the Rings of Doom).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on July 17, 2010, 12:40:39 PM
Lessee, so far I have:

Phoenix Tail is a dodge card and I've had better luck on that one than the others and that means trouble. Flying Phoenix I JUST caught which seemed more of a fluke than anything. Iwakasa's curse I suck at for whatever reason. Forgiving Shrine I always screw up exactly once. Honest Man's Death requires a LOT of bullet path crossing that I'm not comfortable with since I die a lot on stuff I'm not comfortable with. I am improving on that and her Woo spell card or whatever it is. I've gotten to Fujiyama Volcano twice. I've either been pinned to a corner or earned my Medal of Honor by throwing myself on Mokou's firebombs.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Serina on July 17, 2010, 08:22:14 PM
I lost a life to Nazrin in TH12 because i was scratching my head. (...)
I lost Story Mode in Hisoutensoku because my left key broked.
I lost millions of lifes because my dog barked and startled me.
I was hit by Cirno in Normal Mode. I was so ashamed that i gave up on playing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Turtlesaur on July 19, 2010, 10:26:31 PM
NOTE TO SELF: do not drop controller when you hear that durrrrr noise on Genetics especially if you NDNB'd up to that ffs what is this
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on July 20, 2010, 06:40:35 AM
This entire video fails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxBF--31okk) Ignore Engrish plz kthxbye
Edit: facepalm youtube saves video as private.
Fix'd
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Alpha Werewolf on July 20, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
I just died on Icicle Fall - Normal.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: nintendonut888 on July 21, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
[17:38] <Kuruminut> That...was a thing

[17:38] <Kuruminut> I randomly decided to play UFO lunatic, died twice on stage 1, messed up UFO chaining repeatedly, died to Murasa's freaking OPENER, and made it all the way to Complete Clarification
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: orinrin on July 21, 2010, 03:20:55 AM
So I played a PoFV match against Nereid and... yeah, it seemed like we did nothing except trade level two spells and get hit from time to time.  This is so stupid I can't believe I'm actually posting about it.


Replay (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=9551)


Komachi is pretty fun on hard but not so much on lunatic.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on July 21, 2010, 08:55:56 AM
I just died on Icicle Fall - Normal.  :V
Same. And Multiple times too.
I lost two lives on perfect freeze by walking into stationary bullets
STATIONARY BULLETS :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kayin on July 21, 2010, 07:49:25 PM
For some reason I kept running into Kisume in SA normal. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: PC on July 23, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
IN, first stage. Pre-Wriggle, I went up for POC on the side to avoid her.

Wrong side.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on July 24, 2010, 12:12:19 PM
I spent two weeks practicing exclusively on Mokou and suddenly I don't know how to play anything else anymore.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on July 24, 2010, 01:06:21 PM
This entire video fails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxBF--31okk) Ignore Engrish plz kthxbye
Edit: facepalm youtube saves video as private.
Fix'd
But...
you won? That's a good thing, right?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on July 24, 2010, 01:07:50 PM
But...
you won? That's a good thing, right?
When I first 1cc'd IN B route Normal, I lost 5 or 6 lives against Kaguya :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on July 25, 2010, 08:50:12 AM
I'm the best Perfect cherry blossoms player ever.
don't argue
I mean
SRSLY I'M TOO AWESOME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOqHHA5IXlw)
(expanding on my mistake post in the spell card help thread
Although this really belongs in the success thread, the mistakes here are too dumb not to laugh at
Eg: Border breaking instantly thinking I will get hit, Clipping arrowheads in the stream nonspell Walling myself and dying on Resurrection Butterfly)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on July 25, 2010, 08:55:17 AM
Quote
Player Penalty*0.2

Yup. Definitely the best PCB player ever.

Don't think I'm serious about this, or that I'm bashing him for 1ccing with more than default lives. I just chuckled a bit on the inside seeing this.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on July 26, 2010, 02:10:20 AM
I'm considering trying PoFV Lunatic again sometime this next week. It has been a while, and a 6th game Lunatic 1cc'd would be nice.

We all know that can't end well despite being much easier than UFO Hard because lol AI.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Formless God on July 26, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
I just failed Ominous Dark Clouds.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ebarrett on July 26, 2010, 03:28:08 AM
We all know that can't end well despite being much easier than UFO Hard because Ha ha, old chap! AI.

Which lets you win after a while, so that's not an excuse. Story mode is balanced for that, believe it or not. (actually, it's poorly balanced: it's a bit too easy unless you're gimping yourself with a char that doesn't fit your playstyle.)



By the way, I just tried that elusive Yuka 1cc again a few days ago.

"Ever tried, ever failed. Try again, fail again, fail better."  :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on July 26, 2010, 03:38:45 AM
Still trying to perfect SA Stage 5 Hard. First try of the day, I perfected the stage portion. I just perfected the stage portion cold. That never happens.

I then proceeded to die on the second wave of Orin's opener.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgrandomnumbers on July 26, 2010, 06:50:50 PM
After a three-week break, came back intending to perfect Kanako on Normal. Everything went perfectly up till Misayama, but that's no big deal. Captured Heaven's Stream for the first time, which was nice. Failed Mountain Of Faith. Yeah. After capping it six times in a row.

A bunch of stupid deaths on my Orin attempt, but the one on Spleen Eater deserves some attention. Ran into the last bullet in a trail. My record on it is now 4/13 ORZ. Did beat her final non-spell, but that wasn't too hard.

Guess it goes to show how you shouldn't play Genetos to get back into shape. Great game, but pathetically easy for a danmaku, even on Creator mode.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on July 26, 2010, 06:54:17 PM
Guess it goes to show how you shouldn't play Genetos to get back into shape. Great game, but pathetically easy for a danmaku, even on Creator mode.
because genetos plays differently from touhou

also genetos gives touhou extends x2

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on July 26, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
because genetos plays differently from touhou

also genetos gives touhou extends x2

You mean twice as many extends? And its not any longer than a Touhou game? Wha? I'd call it more of a movie than a game then.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on July 26, 2010, 08:50:44 PM
Calling it a game would be unfair, it's more of a playable evolution of the shmup genre.

You start off with Space Invaders and as the game goes on, more stuff gets added and you end up in a bullet hell shmup with tons of power ups and stuff.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on July 26, 2010, 08:57:23 PM
Yeah okay. I think i have actually heard about that once. But the time has come for me to post something derpy.

I died 4 times to SA Stage 3. On Normal. Yes, i did. I don't know how those bullets found my hitbox but they found it.

It feels like dying to Frost Walrus... :(, if any of you guys even know who he is
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on July 26, 2010, 08:59:19 PM
the easiest stage 3 boss I assume? :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lord Phantasm Satori on July 26, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
Orin on stage 5 is a bitch... even though she's a cat :3

she, like sakuya, makes it impossible for me to get to the final stage. good thing I have replays of other people, and dialouge on the wiki. speaking of that, I love how everything is explained in the extras.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Formless God on July 26, 2010, 11:28:59 PM
It feels like dying to Frost Walrus... :(, if any of you guys even know who he is
Took Zero only four to six hits (?, it's been a long time) IIRC :3
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgrandomnumbers on July 27, 2010, 08:13:37 PM
Calling it a game would be unfair, it's more of a playable evolution of the shmup genre.

No, it's a great game in the sense that Rez is a game, but it's not hard at all. Even on creator, you start with 6 default lives, and it's easy to get shields that make you effectively invulnerable. Still failed a good number of 1cc's, though. Final boss is fun, but really really long and not that many patterns.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on July 27, 2010, 08:52:46 PM
Orin on stage 5 is a bitch... even though she's a cat :3

My experience with my own cat have taught me that cats in general are bitches. Constant meow'ing.

the easiest stage 3 boss I assume? :V

She is. I just had an incredibly bad day. I perfect her consistently on Lunatic. I said it. It was derpy.

Took Zero only four to six hits (?, it's been a long time) IIRC :3

Getting hit by Frost Walrus is an embarassment on its own. Frost Walrus, Chill Penguin, Blizzard Wolfang, Blizzard Buffalo. Ice bosses tend to be trivial. Cirno and Letty can testify to that as well.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: PC on July 27, 2010, 09:15:17 PM
SA extra. Phone rings in the middle of Koishi battle.

In the point .01 seconds it takes me for left hand to leap up to ESC key and pause, I somehow manage to hit the wrong key and fly straight into a wall before the game stops.:

(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2388/fffp.png) (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/fffp.png/)

Unpausing deathbomb failed as well  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: orinrin on July 31, 2010, 07:28:45 AM
dasgfasf


Panic bombed after the card ended.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on August 03, 2010, 07:42:01 AM
Oh man, what the hell (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=9684). I try an IN Lunatic run. Died twice on stage 2, what the hell. Died another two times on stage 3. Alright, I've got two lives left; instead of quitting, let's see where this goes. I then completely fail to die on stage 4 (wtf), do stage 5 without dying or bombing (and even capture that Last Spell), and then die just once on Kaguya (capturing hard stuff like Brilliant Dragon Bullet (I actually think this one's easy) and Life Spring Infinity, while failing the easy stuff like Salamander Shield).

I was *so* close to 3 billion. What the hell.

I can't tell if this belongs in this thread or the bitching/whining one.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on August 03, 2010, 04:03:18 PM
I just died on Mysterious Snake Show.

 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on August 03, 2010, 04:21:55 PM
SA hard
After dying to KIsume and Yamame, and quadruple continuing to get me to stage 5...
Hello Mid Boss Orin! Let's sit right in bottom center and dodge Cat Walk! :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on August 05, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Just captured Mountain of Faith Normal .....

.... but failed all of Kanako's other cards.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: theshirn on August 06, 2010, 05:00:04 AM
Perfect Mugetu.  I say to myself "Well, it looks like my skill hasn't completely atrophied".

I then die to Gengetu's first wave.  Not her first phase.  The first wave of heart bullets.

 :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on August 08, 2010, 06:10:15 AM
Ugh, why .... perfect first two stages of IN Normal, then die three times on stage 3. And only one of those was to Keine. -.-

Kind of a shame I didn't keep the replay, though, because somewhere in all that mess, I also had a perfect deathbomb.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on August 08, 2010, 03:04:20 PM
Trying to play the game at 90 FPS to try to improve reflexes on VoWG when I take it on at normal speed isn't such a good idea.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Milosci on August 09, 2010, 05:17:29 AM
I was playing UFO, on Normal, and was on Nazrin's first spell.  Just as I was telling myself to concentrate, I moved to the right to dodge a bullet, and apparently decided it would just be neat to sit there for a full three seconds and make no movements as I watched a different bullet come at me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: AJS on August 09, 2010, 05:57:50 AM
I defeated Yukari for the first time last night.  Ironically, during that very same run, I lost a life to Ran during the midboss battle for the first time in quite a while.  Now I can't bear to watch the replay of my first successful Phantasm run without flinching at that stupid death  :blush:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kayin on August 09, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
PCB normal.

Thought I beat Yuyuko, put down my controller, and promptly not nailed by get last spellcard. :getdown:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: theshirn on August 10, 2010, 03:24:00 PM
2 deaths on SA S5.

One on Rin, fine.

The other one?  With full power, on the streaming at the very end.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Erppo on August 11, 2010, 01:30:01 AM
So I finally decided to start playing the games on Lunatic seriously. After few hours of practice I thought I could do EoSD. I did ok, got to the final stage but guess what ended my run? The easiest goddamn attack in the whole game where Remilia shoots those knife spirals!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 11, 2010, 02:23:12 AM
Earlier today, I played EoSD stage 2 on normal mode to see if I was able to capture Icicle Fall, since it was brought up a bit in IRC and I remembered I use to have an embarrassing amount of trouble on it. I captured it, but I died on Perfect Freeze. Not because of it out-doing me, but because I purposefully did the biggest mistake you can do on the card because it was only normal mode.

:derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: exaltdragon on August 11, 2010, 05:34:53 AM
 :ohdear: My best SA normal run: I died while Utsuho was exploding during "subterranean sun"
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on August 11, 2010, 05:40:00 AM
Earlier today, I played EoSD stage 2 on normal mode to see if I was able to capture Icicle Fall, since it was brought up a bit in IRC and I remembered I use to have an embarrassing amount of trouble on it. I captured it, but I died on Perfect Freeze. Not because of it out-doing me, but because I purposefully did the biggest mistake you can do on the card because it was only normal mode.

:derp:

Running into the stationary bullets?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ebarrett on August 11, 2010, 06:25:38 AM
:derp:

I'd bet on getting hit in the face by the streams after the bullets freeze, since these are aimed at you instead of around you on lower difficulties.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 11, 2010, 06:32:06 AM
It was getting hit by the streams. The only thing you need to remember is to not move unless necessary once those bullets come out, regardless of difficulty. Once again, it was quite enlightening.

Also I like nearly died on places like Daiyousei because I was not used to bullets traveling so slowly. :V It's a weird effect.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on August 11, 2010, 07:14:06 AM
I uploaded an Extra clear of UFO with SanaeA in it to test the 15 minute videos...

I recorded the mouse in it. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Udongein on August 11, 2010, 06:50:06 PM
I mistook some of the snowflakes in the background of SA Extra as point items. :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on August 12, 2010, 02:45:05 AM
EoSD run, it was terrible...
I died to demarcation and perfect freeze (by stationary bullets) :derp:

EDIT:
and then, EoSD easy at 90fps.
Died 5 times somehow, and one of them went to Cirno :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ImperishableCat on August 13, 2010, 10:20:56 PM
I really derp a lot on Mystia. I think I'm somehow underestimating her.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Udongein on August 15, 2010, 09:49:13 PM
In Fairy Wars, during the final boss fight, I didn't have any bombs.
I then proceeded to die twice and game over because I was trying to bomb and wasn't moving at all.
:derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ImperishableCat on August 17, 2010, 05:10:30 AM
"Let's practice Youmu!"
*Derpdeath before midboss & restart x3*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: omgdmp on August 17, 2010, 07:55:30 AM
PCB hard
First run: miss 6 times on first 3 stages on random non spellcards and no miss at all stages 4 to 6
Second run: no miss on first 4 stages and 5 miss on youmu
failderp
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on August 17, 2010, 10:24:56 AM
(http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/12/80/32/92/th/untitl74.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=735&u=12803292)
"Okay! I'm clear of the lasers, but I moved out a bit too much. Let's move back in a bi- wait where are you going S-
(http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/12/80/32/92/th/untitl75.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=736&u=12803292)
-anaaaaaaaeeeeeee!!!!"
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on August 17, 2010, 10:57:20 PM
I seriously demand some good player to slap that hollow head of mine. Why the hell I thought that dodging Shikigami "Chen" on the bottom of the screen and Shikigami "Ran Yakumo" higher is a good idea, instead of other way around? Bonus points for derping last life on Kokkuri-san's Contract because I bombed the last part too early and clipped a bullet before it ended thus depriving me of unlocking phantasm with Reimu A  (perfectionism, I don`t play as her seriously anymore):o.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on August 19, 2010, 11:52:07 AM
Fairy Wars.

OK so I charge pretty fast when at 100%.

But I just can't charge quickly enough when I need it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on August 21, 2010, 08:00:30 AM
Okay. Two derps today!

You know, that PCB Stage 5 end-stage section where a lotta fairies unload a lot of bullets that's still pathetically easy to dodge? I just stand there. Not moving. *died*. I don't think i have ever died at that spot on any difficulty in my entire time of playing Touhou. And that's only to have a perfect Youmu fight afterwards.

And what more? Died to Okuu's Ten Evil Suns (third card, not sure if i got name right). What? How could that possibly happen? I suck at Touhou. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on August 21, 2010, 09:44:47 PM
Enter Sinkable Vortex Lunatic 2/2

Die with 2 bombs in stock, die with 2 bombs in stock, die with 2 bombs in stock, all on that card.

That should have been a stage 5 run.

Not that I have a chance though. Kogasa and the entirety of stage 3 still kills most of my lives.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on August 22, 2010, 03:45:35 AM
I died to Rumia and Daiyousei in EoSD... :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SegaSaturnGal on August 22, 2010, 10:39:50 PM
Giving up on Reisen's story mode in PoFV. ON STAGE 2.

...

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Seriously, I probably would've done better...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kayin on August 23, 2010, 01:02:33 AM
Giving up on Reisen's story mode in PoFV. ON STAGE 2.

...

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Seriously, I probably would've done better...

This happened to me on EoSD stage 5. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on August 23, 2010, 01:46:25 PM
I briefly forgot I could freeze bullets in GFW, leading to me dying quickly three times to Sunny Milk.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on August 23, 2010, 09:48:33 PM
I still can't stand the jump physics in New Super Marisa Land. Jump straight up and into a box and watch it push you to the side for no reason other than 'because'. Graze your head against something and I get the wonderful surprise of finding that my bunny ears suddenly will not respond. Come down from a jump, try to jump again, and plow directly into whatever is waiting for me on the ground because the jump didn't register at the right moment.  Not to mention all the times I've managed to jump directly in between two enemies with only one block space in between them.

Also, I don't know why, but I get pissed at the wrong things in general. I could probably get my arm chopped off and be like "oh, fiddlesticks. I guess learning how to play the piano is right out now." Meanwhile, I waste 5 minutes in New Super Marisa Land dying a few times on a boss and I sound like I'm the administrator for a stubbed toe convention.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on August 24, 2010, 01:10:15 AM
After I deathbomb AND die on Remi`s opener, I go to the top of the screen to misdirect...only to have a heart attack when the lazors appear instead. Never felt so ⑨-ish before. My brain always reacted to "Star of David" declaration, why the hell it couldn`t react properly to "Young Demon Lord"? What`s even worse, I survived...until the third wave, when I went down thinking it`ll be a snap then, and accidentally hugged a lazor. And why the hell I always lose to bubbles on the opener when I can capture Xanadu of Straight and Curve (Charming Siege is another story...)? Are they different?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Erppo on August 24, 2010, 01:23:36 AM
In EoSD the bubbles have a bigger hitbox than in every other game. It's best to just learn to stay the hell away from them. I usually just bomb if it looks I have to get close to them.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on August 24, 2010, 02:07:33 AM
What's worse is the metal fatigue bullets that stay very close to bubbles in Remilia's opener.
You need to stay the hell away from both, but the bubbles are a bit more friendly.
The hitbox for EoSD bubbles is the red area, not the black area.

and...
I died to Border of Life and Death by clipping WHITE bullets, TWICE, in the easy phases too. :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Myschi on August 25, 2010, 09:58:03 PM
A bit of a story to set us up.

I love the POC. Items about to fall off the screen? Nope! *POC*

However, this leads to some really, REALLY, REALLY derpy moments.

... like slamming into one of midboss!Nazrin's (stage 1) arrows. While it was stationary. When I clearly saw it form and had time to react.

For that, I want someone to give me a good slap upside the head.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on August 26, 2010, 12:42:06 AM
How did I just manage to die 6 times on UFO Stage 2. Seriously, what the hell was that?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Mushyrulez on August 27, 2010, 09:48:09 PM
I STILL CAN'T DEATHBOMB

>:|

Died on Embody a Scarlet You (EaSY), on Meiling's wind chime or whatever without a single bomb used.


RAEG
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vibri on August 27, 2010, 11:10:45 PM
That's because deathbombing is impossible to do reflexively.  Don't try to do that.  It doesn't work.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on August 27, 2010, 11:18:01 PM
When a loli frog goddess throws jellybeans at you, the correct response is to move, not to catch the red one in your mouth to find out if it is cherry or strawberry flavored.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: orinrin on August 27, 2010, 11:20:43 PM
IN easy at 120FPS.  Died to the first bullet that appeared.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Mushyrulez on August 28, 2010, 01:22:58 AM
That's because deathbombing is impossible to do reflexively.  Don't try to do that.  It doesn't work.

Yeah, I finally beat PCB by bombing like 3 seconds before a bullet appears.

Not sure whether or not that's how ya do it cause at ta end I always realize that I can dodge it :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on August 29, 2010, 04:45:32 AM
I died twice to mid-boss Hina.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on August 29, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
I tried timing out Mishagujisama.while getting it to its hardest nontimeout phase.

I died with 98 seconds left on the timer and can see why Formless stopped at an earlier phase. I would have died at the timeout phase anyway.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on August 29, 2010, 09:45:06 PM
That's because deathbombing is impossible to do reflexively.  Don't try to do that.  It doesn't work.

It is something you do with reflexes.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on August 29, 2010, 09:54:12 PM
Still, you shouldn't rely on it.

It also kills your bombing in other shmups but nobody cares about that here.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vibri on August 30, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
It is something you do with reflexes.

I guess sometimes, yeah?  But I meant more that you don't get hit, hear the death sound, and then instantly press the bomb button to save yourself.  It happens if you go "oh shit" and press the button right when you realize you're about to get fucked, but you don't go "I'm going to hit a bullet, and then bomb, so I deathbomb instead of using a bomb normally."
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on August 30, 2010, 04:18:24 AM
Rage 'n stuff

So uhhhh... Should I delete my copy? I'll take your word for it considering I haven't heard anything to motivate me to do anything else with it...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on August 30, 2010, 06:03:55 AM
but you don't go "I'm going to hit a bullet, and then bomb, so I deathbomb instead of using a bomb normally."
Unless you are playing MoF.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Krimmydoodle on August 30, 2010, 06:44:10 AM
Or EoSD.  But you better be damn sure before you do it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on August 30, 2010, 05:09:29 PM
Flandre...
I died to Cranberry Trap :V, death bombed Laevatein :V :V, and clipped a bubble in Kagome Kagome :V :V :V
wut? how did that happen.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on August 30, 2010, 05:31:16 PM
I died to midboss Rumia.   :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Udongein on August 30, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
I game-overed on Demarcation.
...It was on Lunatic, at least. That's alright, right? :ohdear:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Strongest on August 31, 2010, 12:45:43 PM
This happened at least once in every game:

I like centering my Touhou at the bottom of the screen whenever possible. I dodge SINGLE BULLETS from weak Stage 1 or 2 Easy enemies, only to BACK INTO THE BULLET I JUST DODGED in order to get back to the bottom of the screen. Wat
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Silent Harmony on August 31, 2010, 05:07:44 PM
I like centering my Touhou at the bottom of the screen whenever possible.

There's your problem.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Mushyrulez on August 31, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
I like centering my Touhou at ta top of ta screen for auto-collect




Unfortunately, liking something doesn't mean ya always do it. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on August 31, 2010, 09:06:33 PM
So, what's the difference between finally cracking 200m on UFO Easy and game-overing on Flying Fantastica?

Dying four times with
EIGHT
bombs in stock.

brb seppuku
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on September 01, 2010, 05:10:58 AM
Finally got around to try the infamous VoWG lunatic...
holy shit wall micrododge shinanigans :V
I guess I'm not good enough yet.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 01, 2010, 07:23:52 AM
I guess sometimes, yeah?  But I meant more that you don't get hit, hear the death sound, and then instantly press the bomb button to save yourself.

I hardly even think that is physically possible even if you have those split-second reflexes.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Milosci on September 02, 2010, 02:49:11 AM
I realized today that it's been a while since I played MoF, so I decided to take a crack at it even though I was a little drowsy.

*runs into a bullet right after Shizuha*
"Ah, okay, honest mistake, no big deal.  I'll just try to keep my faith points up so I can get an extra li?"
*dies to first bullets of Minoriko's Autumn Sky*
"Urgh, I just sat there and watched that one hit me, didn't I."
*game over's to first wave of Owotoshi Harvester*
"what just happened why didn't I move out of the way."
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on September 05, 2010, 01:39:54 AM
I died, not once, not twice, but THREE times to Xanadu of Straight and curve. :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on September 05, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
PoFV. I got shoved into the bottom left corner by mass bullets, looked around for a route of escape, found one, and prepared to dash when a chain of fairy spawned behind me and hit me. Incredibly annoying at the moment, but incredibly funny in hindsight.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on September 05, 2010, 06:25:43 PM
Worst run of Mokou ever.
Deathbombed 2/3 of Ex-Keine's cards, and body slammed a fairy right after capturing the third card.
Deathbombed again for whatever reason.
Died to Mokou's first NON-SPELL, then her first spell, then her third non-spell,
then proceed to deathbomb TWICE on Flaw of Forgiving Shrine,
Deathbombed three times to Fujiyama Volcano, and twice to Hourai Doll. Ended up 0/0
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on September 06, 2010, 01:02:16 AM
Is there anything wrong with me than I`m enjoying EoSD more than SA  :V? I just got to Flandre`s survival, even though I only play with her from time to time, yet my attempts at 1cc Normal SA always end near the beginning of S5. I swear, when ZUN was making SA and UFO, he forgot that most players don`t go for 1cc Lunatic after they start playing. I can`t imagine giving either of these to my friends who just start to play - IN usually works best at hooking people and not scaring the crap outta them with danmaku. MoF could do as well.

Speaking of UFO...this is likely a stupid question, but is there a reason to use Marisa A instead of Reimu A? According to the analysis chart Reimu A has higher attack power AND a Master Spark clone that is stronger than the original and doesn`t slow her down as much so bombing for ufos is more of an option as well. Being Reimu, she has also the smallest hitbox, longest deathbomb window and most precise movement. Is there something I`m missing?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on September 06, 2010, 01:06:47 AM
Piercing is very useful on stages and Kogasa's first spellcard.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 07, 2010, 04:55:54 AM
SanaeB is more useful on stages and Kogasa's first spellcard.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on September 08, 2010, 12:24:52 AM
I just spent an entire hour failing to time out Scene 3-4 in double spoiler. Very productive, I tell you.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on September 08, 2010, 01:57:10 PM
Just finished an IN run with Border Team at 1/0.

Deathbombed twice on stage 2
Deathbombed Three Treasures
Did not capture Marisa's second midboss card
Got Tewi kicked
Only Reisen card I captured was Illusion Seeker
I didn't even capture any of Kaguya's spells

Major derp.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on September 10, 2010, 11:08:39 AM
(http://zhulov3rz.orangeserve.com/greatfairyderp.png)
Easy mode?!? Oh spoon me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on September 11, 2010, 03:40:23 PM
I went too close to Rika during before her dialogue appeared, hoping to do some damage before the battle starts. The second it started, I died before being able to get away from her. Second time  :V . It was quite priceless:
-..So, just be a good girl and blow up, thank you.
-Hey, who the heck do you think you're talking to, here!? Let's go!!
*BLAM* :colonveeplusalpha:

Actually, I think PC-98 games, despite being awesome, have some annoying shit like this to piss me off when I`m enjoying them. I wonder if someone could read and sidestep Mima`s dash or Yuka`s Master Spark the first time he/she saw it - they`re basically non-telegraphed. And MS has damn S4, which fucks with my eyes...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 12, 2010, 07:34:43 PM
Durr. My capture rating against Orin's final spellcard is pretty pathetic. Only fifty-fifty. I make way to many embarassing mistakes here. Running into those miniature star bullet-thingys and sometimes even epicly crashing into a fairy. Nice one. I'm pretty consistent at the rest of Orin Lunatic and i've gotten so good at most her attacks that she doesn't pose too much of a threat against me anymore.

Its just those stupid mess-ups at her final spell that keeps me from perfection consistency.

Oh and uhmm... i died to her 3rd non-spell too. Pretty weak that. I should know by now not to dance around like an idiot and be more careful around it.

Actually, I think PC-98 games, despite being awesome, have some annoying shit like this to piss me off when I`m enjoying them. I wonder if someone could read and sidestep Mima`s dash or Yuka`s Master Spark the first time he/she saw it - they`re basically non-telegraphed. And MS has damn S4, which fucks with my eyes...

I for sure died to those two. And MS-S4 is quite annoying. White bullets on ultra bright background isn't really a good idea. The boss in the level is awesome though.

There is nothing awesome about SoEW however. That's just a fail game.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Stitchpunk on September 12, 2010, 08:23:25 PM
I accidently pressed "Return to Menu" and not "Continue" : (
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Geoodees on September 12, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
I have a replay from a few months back in MoF I named "s3FAIL". I played through stage 1-3 on normal in that replay. So I wrote down some notes on what I did.

- Played overall like a newbie, like almost never used PoC and didn't stream properly.
- On Plenty Sign "Owotoshi Harvester", I stand in a perfectly safe place between two lasers. I decide to fly right into the right one (http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/5300/derp1.png).
- Stage 2 went rather well, but did bomb a little too much.
- On stage 3, I'm just dodging normally until I decide to go back to the bottom, breaking the dodging pattern and fly right into a bullet. (http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4563/derp2.png)
- And here is the best thing. I decided to use the PoC. But when I do, Nitori charges right into me. Dead. (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8497/derp3.png)
- I'll guess I was rather irritated of what just happened, so I quickly lost my last life when Optics "Optical Camouflage" comes up. First line of bullets get me. (http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1255/derp4.png)

Oh well, it was rather fun to watch. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iryan on September 12, 2010, 09:34:02 PM
Play PCB while sleepy.

    :P

Fail Lingering Cold.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aquila on September 12, 2010, 10:22:17 PM
dying three times from the one fairy before Mokou.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on September 12, 2010, 10:44:53 PM
There is nothing awesome about SoEW however. That's just a fail game.

It`s that bad? Well, the lack of focus might feel wrong and I heard that extra boss is full of shit, but otherwise, I find the game okay. And it has Mima-sama as final boss. Just the stage parts feel a bit too long for me. And I think the bombs have some kind of lag - I`m sure I pressed the button before getting hit  few times and still died. On my last normal run I defeated Mima at 0/1...on my last continue. When Mima said "Weak doesn't even describe it...If we go on like this, you'll end up dead for sure...", it felt like a bitchslap  :colonveeplusalpha:.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Alice★f on September 13, 2010, 02:21:01 AM
Awww shit I forgot my routine and here's the result:

I hate Marisuh, and I lost my focus from Stage 3. It brutalized me so bad.
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=10263

On the bright side, I still play.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 13, 2010, 08:59:14 AM
It`s that bad?

Its pre-LLS so yes.

EDIT:

And can someone explain why my capture rate for Source of Rains is only half my capture rate for Virtue of Wind God - that is including timeout attempts for Virtue of Wind God? Its kinda weird.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on September 14, 2010, 04:21:26 AM
I've only captured Source of Rains twice on any difficulty (and that would be Lunatic because of lolMarisaCVoWG silliness) but then my Lunatic ratio of captures between VoWG and Source of Rains would be about...

4/1?

But those aren't the capture ratios, just the captures.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on September 18, 2010, 10:06:53 PM
I just died twice on Sinking Anchor.

:colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 18, 2010, 10:15:25 PM
It`s that bad? Well, the lack of focus might feel wrong and I heard that extra boss is full of shit, but otherwise, I find the game okay. And it has Mima-sama as final boss. Just the stage parts feel a bit too long for me. And I think the bombs have some kind of lag - I`m sure I pressed the button before getting hit  few times and still died. On my last normal run I defeated Mima at 0/1...on my last continue. When Mima said "Weak doesn't even describe it...If we go on like this, you'll end up dead for sure...", it felt like a bitchslap  :colonveeplusalpha:.

As a PC-98 afficiando, I must say that SoEW is indeed subpar among Touhous. Not even in the sense that it's so "ARGH HARD HRRRRRRRRRR", but that in its poor design it can be made extremely predictable and easy. You'll die a lot in your first several runs, but as you learn how to move you'll quickly see that it's the easiest Touhou game. Don't listen to Zengeku when he says HRtP and PoDD suck though, 'cause they don't.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on September 18, 2010, 11:19:16 PM
I just died twice on Sinking Anchor.

:colonveeplusalpha:
I managed to get myself completely lost in Byakuren's opener.
Twice.

UFO is an evil game :V

As a PC-98 afficiando, I must say that SoEW is indeed subpar among Touhous. Not even in the sense that it's so "ARGH HARD HRRRRRRRRRR", but that in its poor design it can be made extremely predictable and easy. You'll die a lot in your first several runs, but as you learn how to move you'll quickly see that it's the easiest Touhou game. Don't listen to Zengeku when he says HRtP and PoDD suck though, 'cause they don't.
SoEW still makes me chaindeath on Easy. Marisa is an awful boss as well...just as bad as the 2 loliplanes from Seihou. EES looks pretty fun though
HRtP is pretty good tbh except for the lolbombing

PoDD first tricked me by thinking default is Normal, being happy I almost 1cc'd normal on my first attempt and then I saw Easy.

Tried lunatic, got chaintackled by the ghosts before anything happened.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on September 19, 2010, 08:54:36 PM
So I just 1cc'd EoSD with 18% slowdown... :V

I'm not sure how I should feel about this. Is this a passable accomplishment, or should I go back and try again?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 20, 2010, 04:15:32 AM
You should figure out what's causing the slowdown first.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on September 20, 2010, 08:35:25 AM
... Lack of vSync patch? I dunno, I did try again after reading your post and it ran fine. Also made it all the way to Sakuya before getting a gameover, so it wasn't total luck that I got it... >_>
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lady Pyre on September 24, 2010, 05:34:19 PM
Ran into a stray bullet right when the boss died.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on September 24, 2010, 11:42:33 PM
Wow I suck really hard at toehoe guiz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhIPq723L-8)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on September 25, 2010, 02:18:48 AM
Fuck. Two deaths on Yumeko that shouldn`t happen fucked up my 1cc Normal MS. Two derps on Alice, one on Yuki & Mai IIRC, 3 on Yumeko with bombs due to stupid misreads. I wasn`t even sure what the hell hit me. When I will learn that Yumeko deserves to bombspam the shit our of her... Got to Shinki on last life and played extremely well on her all the way to those goddamned homing lights (?) I have no idea how to handle. One more life and I would likely make it...

EDIT: What the fuck? Felt like playing LLS, but this time on hard. Made it to S4 without losing a life. I was astonished that there was almost no difference between Normal and Hard. I still had 5 lives by the end of stage part, then Reimu happened... Still, LLS is so far the easiest Touhou game for me (and not by a little), in contrast to a little bit brutal MS. Anyone else feels the same way? Oh, and made it all the way to Byakuren on Normal today. 0/0, died on 1st card. My conclusion is: the more recent a Touhou game is, the more you`ll get raped by it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on September 26, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
Touhou IN Extra.

Stage went mostly fine before Keine. Capped Old History and Returning Bridge, but got hit on New History, which is relatively normal. Died stupidly on the stage because I tried to learn how to autocollect at the fast streaming part, but getting to Mokou at 4/3 with one extra life pending isn't too bad.

-Got hit once on Curse of Tsuki Iwakasa, but I don't normally capture the card so that's fine I guess.
-Got hit on Flying Phoenix because I didn't get out of the way of a phoenix.
-Died on nonspell #3 without deathbombing. Dunno how.
-Got hit on nonspell #5.
-Somehow thought Wu was after that and went up right below Mokou in anticipation. Luckily I reacted quickly enough to drop a bomb and go back the hell down and finish the card.
-On actual Wu. Got hit three times. Wee.
-Rings of Death are Rings of Death. Fujiyama Volcano is Fujiyama Volcano. Two bombs, one deathbomb, one death.
-Since I suck badly at tapping on Phase 2 of Possessed by Phoenix, I decided to do it the old-fashioned running in circle style. Turns out I suck even more at that. Got hit three times resulting in one death.
-On the bright side, I managed to get my first Hourai Doll capture in an actual run. Only 6 cards still; no Imperishable Shooting for me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on September 27, 2010, 06:16:25 AM
It's been a while since I died like this (http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/12/80/32/92/untitl43.jpg).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Barrakketh on September 27, 2010, 12:47:52 PM
It's been a while since I died like this (http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/12/80/32/92/untitl43.jpg).
With a bomb in stock?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 27, 2010, 07:23:45 PM
Imperishable Night Lunatic run. 4 deaths. A pretty run-of-the mill run with mistakes all the wrong places. Bombs at Reisens 1st spellcard and 2nd non-spell for example? I think i need to have my Touhou-player license revoked.  :(

Also failed at both Keine's midboss spell and her final spellcard (the one with the red lasers, not her last spell). Things i normally find absolutely trivial.

And failed Rising World with 15 seconds left. That's almost immediately. All those things factored in to prevent me to get that 3 billion run.

Well, not bad considering the amount of time it has been since last i played IN. Just a little sad to get another one of those 2.9 billion clears.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on September 27, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
With a bomb in stock?
Oh man, you just made my day.

Ramming into the boss, actually.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on September 27, 2010, 10:24:20 PM
Routine Phantasm run .For some reason I died twice and bombed once on Shikigami Ran. It's like I suddenly lost the ability to read low angles for a minute.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Barrakketh on September 27, 2010, 11:19:46 PM
Oh man, you just made my day.
:V

Quote
Ramming into the boss, actually.
Looking at it closer, since that appears to be one of Star Sapphire's non-spells I might have also guessed that you got hit while trying to graze the beginning of the attack for an instant freeze recharge.  I guess you rammed her when getting close to do just that :ohdear:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 28, 2010, 03:02:51 AM
.
Reisen's second nonspell is a bitch :c
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 28, 2010, 04:37:41 PM
Reisen's second nonspell is a bitch :c

I went to practice mode to check and it seems that you are correct. It sometimes acts pretty nasty on you. I tried to time it out and i couldn't go beyond 1-death timeouts. Sometimes she will trap you. That just haven't happened to me in a long long while so i underestimated what the attack could do if the RNG acts up.

Now i wonder if there is some way to predict where the gaps will be... there probably is but my chances of figuring it out is probably = 0

Another thing that contributed to my underestimation of the attack is probably how loleazy the rest of the fight is. Except for that last spell. I have no idea how to capture that one consistently.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 29, 2010, 08:25:42 PM
Had the most terribad Satori fight in a long while which makes me sad.
Died at pretty much everything. At least i managed to capture Flying Insects Nest. The only other spell i captured was BoWaP but that's not hard for me so its nothing special.

The rest of the fight was so stupid. Died by ramming things, died at the non-spells. Not through clipping but through running into bullets. When standing still would mean dodging them. And i failed the non-recollection spell too. By not moving. Glad nobody saw that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on September 29, 2010, 10:08:55 PM
I got Kisume Bucket'D.  In my defense I thought she was farther down  :blush:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on September 30, 2010, 01:04:43 PM
I died to Keine as she was exploding because I rushed up to collect the items. I don't know why, but I somehow got the notion that you are invincible in Imperishable Night while the bosses explode.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 30, 2010, 03:59:04 PM
I'm pretty sure you are, though. :c
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 30, 2010, 06:37:24 PM
I'm pretty sure you are, though. :c

You most definitely are. Sometimes when i play Imperishable Night i get hit after the boss explodes but the result is similar to touching bullets during post-death/bomb invulnerability. The bullet just disappeared.

I died to Keine as she was exploding because I rushed up to collect the items. I don't know why, but I somehow got the notion that you are invincible in Imperishable Night while the bosses explode.

Never happened to me. Are you sure she was exploding? You might want to wait just a couple seconds then. Its not like picking up items must be done immediately as they drop. It takes them quite a few seconds to float off-screen.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on September 30, 2010, 07:08:31 PM
Well, I was already under post-death invulnerability when I beat her, so maybe that wore of and that made me vulnerable somehow. It never happened to anyone else?   :/
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 30, 2010, 07:21:10 PM
Never happened to me.

But geez... far worse has overcome me.

I had, just now, what is probably the worst Mokou fight ever (for a luny that is).

Three deaths! Three damn deaths! On Mokou? With IN's super forgiving death-bombing times? Disgraceful.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Today was one of those days where no connection between hands and brain was evident. She wide open gap there? Yes. Go through it? Nah. Lets instead go join those cozy-looking and normally easily dodged bullets over there. Bugger!

I lost to Mokou's last three non-spells. The final is understandable but the other two isn't really.
I lost to Hollow Giant "Woo". I still don't understand how that happened.
I lost to Fujiyama Volcano. Meh.

Its one of those battles where you only capture the outright pathetic and the stuff that's just trick-based. How meh can things possibly get?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 01, 2010, 06:12:27 PM
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4928/moffailurerate.jpg) (http://img685.imageshack.us/i/moffailurerate.jpg/)

Something is wrong here... fyi i don't bomb Source of Rains. I just fail that hard.
(I do sometimes bomb 1st spell, you know to speed things up. Kanako's positioning can/will make things take forever)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marokuu on October 01, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
Since I decided I WILL at least get to Utsuho on normal someday I tried this evening, everything was going fine and even captured all of Parsee's cards, keeping all of my lives.
Then I stroll through stage three losing one life to Yuugi midboss spell "no biggie" I think since I hardly ever capture that card anyway. Then I derp up and manages to lose one life before Yuugi restart and then just fail at Yuugi boss  :derp:

It might not sound like much but my deaths were STUPID just...just...bleh
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on October 02, 2010, 03:54:46 AM
Died near the end of "Hell's Tokamak". In my defense, it's been a while since I've fought Utsuho, but come on, it's an easy card. At least I didn't die on "Ten Evil Stars" or something. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on October 04, 2010, 05:40:25 PM
Something is wrong here...
What's wrong is that you've failed Medoteko a third of the time. :(

and then I read the rest of your post. but that card never takes more than 3 or so waves with ReimuB for me
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 07, 2010, 09:38:37 AM
What's wrong is that you've failed Medoteko a third of the time. :(

and then I read the rest of your post. but that card never takes more than 3 or so waves with ReimuB for me

When i went for VoWG timeout i bombed pretty much every spellcard to get to VoWG as fast as possible. No, what is wrong is: How 60 VoWG caps + timeout in 250 runs when there is only 30 captures of Source of Rains in 250 runs? Isn't that spell supposed to be easy?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on October 07, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
When i went for VoWG timeout i bombed pretty much every spellcard to get to VoWG as fast as possible. No, what is wrong is: How 60 VoWG caps + timeout in 250 runs when there is only 30 captures of Source of Rains in 250 runs? Isn't that spell supposed to be easy?
THIS IS TOUHOU
NOTHING IS EASY
ONLY SKILL MATTERS

Edit: Here are some 3-1 failures before I capped it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdjFsaHaAI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdjFsaHaAI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebQoAXtWH9k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebQoAXtWH9k)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on October 08, 2010, 04:51:16 AM
After some recent success, I'm poking around to see which extra stage boss I should rough up next. NOT going so well. My best bet would probably be Flandre if I could stop dying at dumb moments. My next bet would be Nue if her stage didn't drive me nuts. 'Course when you die FOUR TIMES on her lame-ass second spell card, why even bother trying? I've no idea how I accomplished that. I am my own worst enemy when it comes to that junk. Can't I just get UFO collision insurance?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 08, 2010, 09:16:55 AM
THIS IS TOUHOU
NOTHING IS EASY
ONLY SKILL MATTERS

That statement is false.

EoSD, IN, MoF and SA Stage 1-3 = Easy.
PCB = Easy.
The rest of the stages? Not that bad mainly with a few exceptions.
UFO = Only hard Touhou game.

And UFO and Cave demonstrates well that i have no actual skill whatsoever. Its just the majority of Touhou that in fact is so easy that you can beat Lunatic without skill.

Of course this statement will be rejected by people. But as long as things like Ketsui URA or DOJ 2nd Loop exists it will remain true. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on October 08, 2010, 11:18:37 AM
That statement is false.
touhou is a good resource management simulator
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on October 08, 2010, 11:58:23 AM
That statement is false.

EoSD, IN, MoF and SA Stage 1-3 = Easy.
PCB = Easy.
The rest of the stages? Not that bad mainly with a few exceptions.
UFO = Only hard Touhou game.

And UFO and Cave demonstrates well that i have no actual skill whatsoever. Its just the majority of Touhou that in fact is so easy that you can beat Lunatic without skill.

Of course this statement will be rejected by people. But as long as things like Ketsui URA or DOJ 2nd Loop exists it will remain true. :V
MOF and SA is an easy game.
UFO is easy. Only problem is the mass amount of bullshit clipdeath.
There is less clipdeath in the earlier games since raymoo moves slower. And StB is clipdeath festival i swear (hello aya's focused speed, why are you faster than sakuya!?! GET SOME FREAKING BRAKES DAMMIT. Thank god camera focusing).

*cries in corner because i can't beat lunatic*
touhou is a good resource management simulator
This statement is true.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on October 08, 2010, 12:14:29 PM
I wonder how easy would UFO be if every single bullet sprite wasn't so goddamn annoying
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 08, 2010, 05:48:52 PM
MOF and SA is an easy game.
UFO is easy. Only problem is the mass amount of bullshit clipdeath.
There is less clipdeath in the earlier games since raymoo moves slower. And StB is clipdeath festival i swear (hello aya's focused speed, why are you faster than sakuya!?! GET SOME FREAKING BRAKES DAMMIT. Thank god camera focusing).

Quote
*cries in corner because i can't beat lunatic*This statement is true.

I realize that you are new to Touhou but the games aren't really any difficult at all at anything below Lunatic. Once again viewing it in a broader perspective than Touhou games alone.

UFO is easy yes. On Easy, Normal and Hard. On Lunatic its not. Well. Not for me anyway. Compared to a lot of shmups out there it is though its not that hard.

Ehemm... and about StB. The game does have pretty poor controls but its something you can get used to. Once you get that out of the way controls shouldn't really bother you that much until the spellcards start to get really dense.

I wonder how easy would UFO be if every single bullet sprite wasn't so goddamn annoying

Well there'd still be loads of memorization and some stupid stuff.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on October 08, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
Well there'd still be loads of memorization and some stupid stuff.
memorization is a lot more fun when there isn't a load of blinking shit in your face
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 08, 2010, 07:10:42 PM
You're kinda right. I played DoDonPachi and suddenly i didn't mind having to figure out how to deal with those tanks in Stage 4. Come to think of it, i didn't really mind memorization that much in the rest of the games either.

So i suppose its like this; Memorization makes the game easier for you if you like the game and makes playing a game you don't like even more dreadful.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Naut on October 08, 2010, 09:28:34 PM
memorization is a lot more fun when there isn't a load of blinking shit in your face
So i suppose its like this; Memorization makes the game easier for you if you like the game and makes playing a game you don't like even more dreadful.

It's a good thing UFO doesn't have much memorization in it, being a man game and all.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 08, 2010, 10:25:02 PM
It's a good thing UFO doesn't have much memorization in it, being a man game and all.

Except that it does. But that's the case for a lot of Touhou games. The difference is just that the rest of the Touhou games are so easy that you don't notice it as much.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on October 09, 2010, 02:24:00 AM
the main difference that you have to memorize to get a ton of lives in UFO, while other games puke extends by default
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on October 09, 2010, 02:30:59 AM
the main difference that you have to memorize to get a ton of lives in UFO, while other games puke extends by default
This also.
memorization is a lot more fun when there isn't a load of blinking shit in your face
You blink in UFO lunatic
YOU DIE
*blink*
Shit did i just get raped on stage 2? (lunatic, hurrr)
I clip less stuff on the earlier games but input lag (hurr) causes deaths due to reduced reaction time (Vsync doesn't work in crossover btw)
MOF is my chance for Runatique modo 1cc but i need to STOP FRIGGING MESSING UP STAGE 1 and HOLY CRAP AYA STOP RAPING ME (more the stage than aya though D:)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on October 09, 2010, 02:56:15 AM
Aya has 2 spellcards I label as autobomb and 2 where I'm likely to bomb.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on October 09, 2010, 03:31:21 AM
I realize that you are new to Touhou but the games aren't really any difficult at all at anything below Lunatic.

This is actually incredibly discouraging to say to someone, especially since difficulty is generally a subjective thing. One man's Normal is another man's Lunatic.


OT, I completely forgot Murasa's third card existed today and spent a good ten seconds baffled and wondering what the hell was going on :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Bananamatic on October 09, 2010, 11:12:22 AM
This is actually incredibly discouraging to say to someone, especially since difficulty is generally a subjective thing. One man's Normal is another man's Lunatic.
One man's Medoteko is another man's VoWG
 :derp:

Also is UFO st4 so trivial compared to 3 and 5 because there aren't blinking bullets? :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 09, 2010, 11:51:06 AM
This is actually incredibly discouraging to say to someone, especially since difficulty is generally a subjective thing. One man's Normal is another man's Lunatic.

I am not out to critize anyone's lack of skill since not even I can call myself skilled at shooter games. I'm just saying what i find to be the truth.

That's the lesson i learned from UFO.

And i don't find it that discouraging. Touhou is still a nice stepping stone to learn basic danmaku skills and if you find it challenging then that's just a good thing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iryan on October 09, 2010, 02:24:32 PM
Hurr, it is always the same.

I survive VoWG for 90 seconds or so, then I die once. Then I die 1~3 times in the following 20 seconds. Then I finish normally.

It is like getting hit once completely destroys my zen or something.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 09, 2010, 02:34:58 PM
I can relate to that. Happened on my last 1cc. Almost had a VoWG cap to top it off with but then i went ahead and got myself killed twice in 15 seconds. Nice.

I guess you kinda lose the rhythm.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on October 09, 2010, 09:20:31 PM
I can get through Flandre's first five spellcards withought dying. I can't get through the stage without dying twice. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on October 11, 2010, 02:32:59 PM
So I discovered that picking up all green UFOs nets you a full stock of bombs before you even get to Ichirin! sweet! now I just gotta learn not to crash into shit again as I relearn my new stage patterns! awesome!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: 8lue Wizard on October 15, 2010, 10:14:15 PM
I'm usually not one for stuff like card timeouts, but there's been so much talk about Jade River lately, and it's such a fun card, I figured I'd give it a shot. So I get down to about 5 seconds remaining, and I figure I've got it made. So what happens? I space out, stop streaming the current river, and retreat to bottom-center. Final result: 1DNB, death at 0 seconds. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on October 16, 2010, 07:06:58 AM
so like i haven't touched this game in months and i like to do things that isn't obviously beneficial to my survival and this contains stuff (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=10603).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Hanged Hourai on October 16, 2010, 07:32:28 AM
In Super Marisa World, I stand on the edges of pits, then attempt to jump over them, then promptly die due to my idiocy in forgetting to start running to build up speed first.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sungho on October 17, 2010, 02:27:02 PM
Was doing a not-so-good th128 extra run.
0 lives, 0 bombs at the end of the survival spell card.
But then I noticed I was at the top-right part of the screen.
I didn't even have to look to know the outcome.

It beats dying to the last spellcard, though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on October 19, 2010, 02:40:54 PM
So I gave no bombs MS lunatic a try.

- Restart stage 1 like eight times because I kept dying, including to Sara.
- Perfect first three stages. (yaaaaaaaaawn)
- Die four times in stage 4, two of which on Mai. I have the hardest goddamn time with this stage for some reason and it's not because of visibility issues either (which there aren't).
- Perfect stage 5, die three times to Yumeko.
- Continue
- Perfect stage 6

what is this i don't even

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on October 19, 2010, 04:38:00 PM
- Die four times in stage 4, two of which on Mai. I have the hardest goddamn time with this stage for some reason and it's not because of visibility issues either (which there aren't).

I think it's just the sheer length of the stage. I always made stupid mistakes thinking it's over during brief pauses only for it to go on for like, another 2 minutes or so...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ebarrett on October 20, 2010, 05:01:15 AM
Tried a single MoF Easy scorerun.

1. failed to break one billion
2. failed both of Kanako's last cards



- Restart stage 1 like eight times because I kept dying
LLS and MS love throwing a ninja bullet at you while you're still warming up don't they
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: DgBarca on October 21, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
"IN Normal Unfocus...ho this shouldn't be too bad."
"WAIT WAT REIMU WTF..."

And then...I realised...
WHY BUT WHY DID I TAKE MARISA FOR AN NON-FOCUS RUN...
That was...stupid.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 21, 2010, 06:10:25 PM
Tried a single MoF Easy scorerun.

1. failed to break one billion

Don't feel too bad. My highscore is only 937 mil.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on October 21, 2010, 11:19:59 PM
Not an actual Touhou game, but I didn't know there was a minimap in Touhou Labyrinth until halfway through floor 7.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on October 22, 2010, 03:17:56 AM
"IN Normal Unfocus...ho this shouldn't be too bad."
"WAIT WAT REIMU WTF..."

And then...I realised...
WHY BUT WHY DID I TAKE MARISA FOR AN NON-FOCUS RUN...
That was...stupid.

Yuyuko or Yukari solos weren't available?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on October 27, 2010, 03:18:08 PM
I am so out of practice on Ran. I just finished a fight(No Bombs) with no spare lives left. Major derp.

Seems like I still have stuff down though. Except for Izuna Gongen safespot which I can never consistently do.

Edit: Perfect until survival, die with 0 seconds left, die twice on Izuna Gongen.

Edit: My Phantasm performance is now much worse.1D6B stage part, 2D4B stage part. Terrible Yukari fights. Oh, I made a safespot in BoLaD, too bad it's not where I can do decent damage and she time out phased me due to it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on October 27, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Phantasm isn`t kind today. I wanted to play it for fun since it`s the only extra I don`t rage on. 1st run - picked Reimu A for kicks, Dakini's Heavenly Possession rapes me since Reimu A sucks balls. Ragequit.  :derp:. 2nd run - Marisa B for kicks again, derped everything that could be derped, and despite no deaths with bombs, I start Xanadu of Straight and Curve 1/2. Fuck this shit, no reason to continue this run. Now I get serious, pick Reimu B. Awesome run, captured Balance of Motion and Stillness for the first time...followed by 2 deaths on the next nonspell with full stock as soon as I can get hit after death.  :colonveeplusalpha: Rage fucking quit...My reading skills fuck with me in the most cruel way possible today. Maybe I`ll try once again later if I feel like it...

EDIT: Another try...derped Yukari`s 1st card. Seriously. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on October 28, 2010, 02:37:08 AM
I have a 3/10 ratio of capturing and encountering Yukari's first card.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ArteShy on October 28, 2010, 08:39:04 AM
Shou and her lasers Nuff said.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: yoshicookiezeus on October 28, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
I was expecting being a bit rusty at IN Extra stage after not having played it in I don't know how many months, but managing to mess up and get hit on both Flaw of Forgiving Shrine and Xu Fu's Dimension?  Now that's just bad. And I didn't even manage to reach either of the two spellcards (Woo and Fukiyama Volcano) that usually made me game over in that stage.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Daverost on October 30, 2010, 05:41:24 PM
IN Normal. "Died" (deathbombed) 29 seconds into the first stage because I was chasing a power up. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on October 31, 2010, 09:54:14 PM
Generally, I do Possessed by Phoenix's 2nd phase by streaming, except since I sucked at tapping before I usually preemptively use a bomb when I hit other end of the screen. Come this run, I did the same thing, but then I realized - the bullets stopped before I could stop myself from hitting the bomb button. Then I was so angry from screwing myself out a capture I ended up getting hit on 3rd phase. You know, the phase where one can literally have an 100% capture rate by running around the screen?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: scherzo on October 31, 2010, 10:34:38 PM
I have learned that it is indeed possible to die during dialogue! In EoSD at least. I got walled by the fairies in stage 5; Sakuya gives her little spiel while I go *pichun*.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Anima Zero on November 01, 2010, 12:27:07 AM
Belated note to self:  Try not to die to the first blue wave of Phoenix Spread Wings or the first wave of boss Alice's first nonspell in PCB Hard anymore.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on November 02, 2010, 11:17:42 PM
I just died to Ran's opener.

Shoot me now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ruminizer on November 03, 2010, 12:18:45 AM
I just counted how many time's I've failed "Unseasonal Butterfly Storm".
356.

I haven't passed it once.

Sigh...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: CrimsonDX on November 03, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
On Immortal "Fire Bird -Flying Phoenix-". Tapped right into one of the stationary bullets...there where no bullets coming at me and for a brief moment nothing was moving...and I tapped right into the bullet next to me....
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 04, 2010, 05:35:30 AM
I just counted how many time's I've failed "Unseasonal Butterfly Storm".
356.

I haven't passed it once.

Sigh...

Have you tried doing with only vertical movement?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 04, 2010, 08:21:57 AM
I failed Keine's Three Sacred Treasures - Country... twice... in a row. Oh and add a General Headquarters Crisis failure as well. Annoying that something like that should ruin my perfect run. I finally found a memorization free way to handle the stage portion so i'm working on stage perfection instead of just boss perfection. Keine isn't hard so its just a matter of not fucking up stupidly.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on November 04, 2010, 12:47:50 PM
I died twice on IN's extra stage alone.
Then proceed to capture Giant Hollow Woo and a couple other of the final nonspells for the first time ever.
Got to Possessed by phoenix and die on it's second phase (again)
2 lives less but I reached the same place that I would game over at.
I can do this. but do I want to?  :ohdear:


Edit: Made it to stage 4 of SA lunatic without continuing for once.
Bombed everything.
Perfect timeout of parsee's 1st card. (lol no power)
Game over'd when trying to safespot stage 4 deathfairy while 5th lifepiece was falling.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 04, 2010, 02:21:11 PM
11 consecutive Peerless Wind Gods while practicing up on Aya.

I read all of them perfectly. I should have captured all of them. But I screwed up easy dodges on all of them. None of the dodges I messed up on had any difficulty. I got all the hard dodges though.

Edit: No bombs attempt game over on Yasaka's Divine Wind. 18/57 on that card.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 04, 2010, 06:29:34 PM
I failed Keine's Three Sacred Treasures - Country... twice... in a row.
what

I finally found a memorization free way
do I see a contradiction here?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 04, 2010, 06:40:19 PM
I just double KO game overed on Yasaka's Divine Wind after yet another derp filled No Bombs attempt.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 05, 2010, 09:35:17 AM
do I see a contradiction here?

Remembering enemy spawn locations and the best positions to deal with them isn't what i think of when i think memorization. Instead i'm thinking Hourai Jewel (dash below green bullet, turn streaming, dash below red bullet, turn streaming etc.) or a static route.

The technique, that i'm not sure if works, is not static. The amount of bullets i must deal with depend on how many fairies i manage to kill because forced to move to the area in question.

The only other hint at a way to deal with it before was memorizing a set of movements.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: AJS on November 05, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
I gave Yukari a try after not touching her for a few months (I've already beaten her.  I just wanted to see if I could do it again).  I died to her second nonspell, "Balance of Motion and Stillness", and "Bewitching Butterfly Living in the Zen Temple" in SPECTACULARLY STUPID fashions.  :derp:

I thought my stupidity would continue throughout the battle, but here's the funny thing.

I still cleared the stage. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 07, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
Hey, I almost perfected Lunatic Orin

*Saves Replay*

Crap, I picked Hard mode to practice. And didn't notice it for several runs of the stage.

*Tries Lunatic*

Gets owned due to not having played the game for a long time.


Edit: Just tried an MoF Lunatic run. I finished with 2 spare lives. None of those deaths should have even happened. I was distracted on the VoWG one though, but I could have just bombed that so. Ended with over 500,000,000. It should have been higher.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on November 09, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
Is there any touhou game at all that I can play without failing excessively at all?
Seriously?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1invgyqmI)

Edit: then she came down a few runs later on the FIRST ultra ball i throw. what.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Critz on November 09, 2010, 12:21:02 PM
Got to "Hell's Artificial Sun" 2/0. Lost on final phase. Still no 1cc Normal for me. I feel like mudering some birds now.

EDIT: Sorry, but when I wrote it, I was barely able to write a coherent sentence. Still, derps on "Knock Out In Three Steps" and "Blazing Wheel" were uncalled for. Otherwise my sweetest run so far. "Hell's Artificial Sun" is a bitch though. I bombed like, 5 times and still only barely got to the final phase. Even Yukari with power under 3 takes forever to finish it...

Also, unrelated but when I was coming back home, I saw a black cat lying on the street, flattened by a car. Got back home and finally had a fight with Orin that I can call somewhat good. And I finally got further than "Blazing Wheel" on normal. Coincidence O_o?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Alice★f on November 10, 2010, 02:08:36 AM
Still haven't beat Koishi.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 10, 2010, 07:44:03 AM
So I tried to do a SA Normal No Vert 1cc. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=10921)

No deaths until stage 4, ok. Eventually got to Okuu's second last card, and that was all bombs.

And then I realized the last card made it absolutely impossible.

edit: oh yeah, her third card is also stupid.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on November 17, 2010, 07:22:37 PM
So I tried to do a SA Normal No Vert 1cc. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=10921)

No deaths until stage 4, ok. Eventually got to Okuu's second last card, and that was all bombs.

And then I realized the last card made it absolutely impossible.

edit: oh yeah, her third card is also stupid.

I don't think Okuu's final card makes it impossible to clear. I watched your run, it could obviously be improved, especially in the Okuu fight.
Try timing out her last card by moving to the side when you get drawn too close to Okuu, instead of letting yourself get completely destroyed.
It looked as if her third card could be outlasted by continiously gapping to the left to avoid the huge sun bullets.

Very impressive run regardless, you never practiced the stages like this before either?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 18, 2010, 07:45:13 AM
I thought about doing that on the last card, but I tried it later in practice mode and it still seemed impossible. Good point about the third card; I never thought of that, for whatever reason.

And yeah, it was my first try.


edit: I played Mystic Square for the first time today. Almost got a Normal 1cc on the single attempt I did, but I lost my last life near the end of Shinki. Decided to continue, and I finished without any more dying/bombing. :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on November 18, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
Yeah I tried an SA No-Vert 1cc a while. You'll have to time out Subterranean Sun :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 18, 2010, 05:30:02 PM
Since we're on the subject of SA No Vert,

I got to the final card's timeout phase earlier. It seems possible though, but I think you need at least 4 spare lives going in to the final card to have a shot. You might be able to get away with 3 and high power if the card treats you nicely.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on November 21, 2010, 02:15:05 AM
Dying on Suwako's fifth nonspell stings like hell. ::)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Monarch Firefly on November 22, 2010, 06:07:37 AM
Playing MOF after a spell of playing IN:

WHY CAN'T I DEATHBOMB!!!!

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 22, 2010, 09:38:16 AM
SA Normal Stage 6 no vert clear (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11065).

Thanks for the tip on the rotation card; I managed to only die once on it. I think if I started the last card at full power, it could have been done with 3 deaths instead of 4.

I now declare SA Normal no vert to be possible, since it's possible to enter Stage 6 with max lives.

edit: Oh yeah, I forgot about Orin. She should be doable with 2 deaths total. I'm pretty sure that leaves no room for deaths elsewhere.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 22, 2010, 12:44:14 PM
It is possible to no death up to Utsuho. But you kind of have to capture the final nonspell and Ghost Wheels on Orin as well as timeout the second card. Not sure if you need to 1 bomb the first card.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 22, 2010, 09:13:09 PM
Why do you have to timeout the second card?

Final nonspell and Ghost Wheels shouldn't be too hard to do. I'd like to see how you think the first card should be done.

edit: I still can't capture the last nonspell. Ghost Wheels is mostly easy. Second card can be done with 2 bombs.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 23, 2010, 01:25:28 AM
Well, if you have no deathed up to that point, aren't lives maxed out already? Or close enough? I find it better to just time out the second card via gapping to avoid having to bomb at all given the condition, and that's what I did on my latest attempt. So you would have ND2B(-2 power+ power from the card) for a damage clear or NDNB timeout (0 power gain/loss)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 23, 2010, 02:23:50 AM
Ah, gapping. OK. I agree now that no death Orin is possible.

edit: No death Stage 4 (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11067) and Stage 5 (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11068). Now I just need to put it together into one run.

edit: Done. See the accomplishments thread.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on November 25, 2010, 11:14:01 AM
4DNB PCB Extra.

2 deaths on Descent of Izuna Gongen predictably.

The reason I'm posting here.

2 deaths on Ran's final nonspell. I have no idea how the hell that happened.


Edit: Every run today so far is derp in all games.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 26, 2010, 07:37:01 AM
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11137)


2DNB IN Extra. Both deaths on Possessed by Phoenix.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 26, 2010, 10:36:00 AM
I really need to brush up on this (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11143)

After getting UFO back on my PC i tried to make an extra run. Why? Because Nue is a pretty nice extra boss. At least much more interesting than that Koishi i have been made fight by LR recently.

The problem is just that i suck at Nue now and i absolutely refuse to use bombs on a mere extra stage. Game overed at Frogger. Too bad. Her final card is the highlight of it all.

My deaths were: Kogasa's 2nd spell. (I used to hate this. I can now see why. I need to get better at this.) Green UFO's. A simple mistake. Not likely to repeat itself. Undefined Darkness. I always found this one to be hard. And finally Nightmare of Heiankyou.

No UFO's. That's cheating too. :)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Fossil Goo on November 26, 2010, 05:36:45 PM
I'm still really bad at the shooting games and still play on easy mode, so whenever I see an easy-to-avoid pattern and decide to actively try to graze bullets for some more points or whatever, I wind up crashing directly into shots that would have otherwise been extremely easy to dodge.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on November 27, 2010, 04:06:13 AM
Toying around with a high scoring run of EoSD since I very rarely play for score. I got a high score with ReimuA (who had the highest high score) sometime by the middle of stage 5. But I was doing just awful. No need for bombs in this case. Just terrible gameplay. I got a game over before Remilia (since when do I do that anymore?) while bombing when I had no need and dying during parts that I shouldn't have. I died twice before Meiling. I died only once during all of stage 5 without using a single bomb with a cheap knife redirection during Marionette. How?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 27, 2010, 06:37:22 AM
DAMN SURVIVAL CARDS (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11160)


I will get this soon.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 27, 2010, 08:32:19 AM
I'm still really bad at the shooting games and still play on easy mode, so whenever I see an easy-to-avoid pattern and decide to actively try to graze bullets for some more points or whatever, I wind up crashing directly into shots that would have otherwise been extremely easy to dodge.  :derp:

Yeah, maybe you wanna wait with that grazing thing until you're done 1cc'ing easy mode. Typically, if you can't 1cc Easy mode its because you don't master the controls yet. Then again, grazing might be a good way to improve that. Just only do it in practice and mind survival only when playing a full game.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ghaleon on November 28, 2010, 04:46:31 AM
arrrrrghhh!!!111one.

So after practing phantasm romance another mode Reimu, I've decided I was proficient enough with her to be able to beat her with a full 1cc of the entire game. So that's exactly what I try to do. I beat the first 3 stages including Yukari without a single death. Then I die twice and bomb 4 times on sakuya, but no biggie, because every time I do great, I suck at her, and vice versa.. Aya comes along, and I manage to beat her with only 1 death (I really suck at her), as for Remilia, same thing.

So I start the mima stage with my lives still overflowing the life count buffer thing, get to mima, manage to reach her 3rd last attack without a single death or bomb, holy shit.

Then I have to pause the game, when I get back, I realize a star was heading towards me and I'd have to hit left as soon as I unpause.. So hit z, then shift-left immediately afterwards.. What happens? Somehow the game crashes, and I lose my progress.

arghaghagh. At that point I KNEW that if I started all over again, it'd be horribad, and sure enough it was, I can't even reach yukari without some stupid death or another. sighhh...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on November 28, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
Did some more no horizontal in SA. Went for easymode, game over at cat walk , but I did a ton of mistakes and I think it might actually be possible to beat like this aswell. I know it's a really silly challenge, but I'd be interested to see how far better players can get at this.
I did attempt it on normal a few times, but it seemed as if the fairies before Kisume always fired a single shot straight downwards and forced a bomb every time, which was annoying.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11179
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 29, 2010, 06:11:05 AM
I HATE THIS GAME (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11184)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on November 30, 2010, 05:52:40 AM
Finally decided to give PoDD a try. Realized within the first fight why it was a bad idea. Wrist cramps suck.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 03, 2010, 11:53:34 AM
Another No Horizontal attempt SA easy (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11237)...

Second time I manage a perfect Yamame fight, I'm suspecting that her last card isn't random at all. I'm so bad at keeping chill after such a good start, and Parsee and Yuugi are without a doubt more annoying than Satori and Orin, yet I screw over my resources over and over again by forgetting how to properly deal with stage part sections and perfectly dodgeable attacks (I was trying sitting at the bottom on unnatural phenomenon, bad idea to try that during an actual run). Stage 6 streaming before Orin is the hardest part of the run, though, and it seems impossible to do without full power. Reaching Okuu with less than 2 power and no extra lives I knew getting past her first spellcard would be impossible.

It's been fun, but beating Okuu feels improbable. I'm giving this a rest for now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on December 05, 2010, 04:25:28 AM
Yes, Yamame's last card is static.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 05, 2010, 11:11:57 AM
Yes, Yamame's last card is static.

The pattern does change slightly. It might change according to your position when the bullets spawn or something like that. That's what I'm hoping for anyway.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on December 05, 2010, 05:44:13 PM
You sure?

Anyway, my statement was based on my own experience, which is only on Lunatic, starting from the bottom of the screen. Maybe I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 05, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
Yes, I'm 100% sure. I checked again now, and sometimes the faster bullet wave kills you while hugging the bottom of the screen (died on the second non-spell to reset position even). The slow bullets seem to be static, though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LHCling on December 05, 2010, 07:46:59 PM
(http://i80.servimg.com/u/f80/12/80/32/92/th/untitl68.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=351&u=12803292)
If it were just the slower waves being static, then one would expect to see no perfect overlap here whatsoever.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on December 05, 2010, 09:44:18 PM
Died to Mokou's nonpsell #1 because the smoke detector went off and scared the crap out of me. -_-"
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Xenofobia on December 06, 2010, 02:34:13 AM
Honestly, I totally suck at vertical shooters in general, so I still have trouble on Easy.  Anyway, no matter which one I play, I always make the stupidest deaths.  Like slamming straight into a slow-moving bullet for no reason.  So yeah...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on December 09, 2010, 01:31:43 PM
I almost had a perfect CtC Yukari battle on Lunatic. Where did I die? On her easy-ass opener.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 11, 2010, 02:30:32 AM
Just derpedly used a Bomb at the very beginning (as in before any enemy shows up) of EoSD Stage 3 at 0/2, then end up having to deathbomb my other one on the first set of streaming kunai shortly afterwards. Came back to bite me in a hurry too, as I fall to Meiling just before clearling Gorgeous Sweet Flower (http://www.mediafire.com/?yxc1hnm9ze19nbg). If I had been able to keep one of those, I would've had a chance at facing Meiling as a boss for the first time in 2 years. At least I managed to dodge a wave of Icicle Fall and survive to Stage 3.

I'm already hearing chants of "YOU FUCKED UP!" in my head.

I'll probably have a lot more botches like this, so it's a good thing I'll be saving quite a few replays.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on December 11, 2010, 09:39:14 AM
You should use a site like this (http://replays.gensokyou.org/) for uploading replays.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on December 19, 2010, 09:59:23 AM
Okay. One of my friends challenged me to do a Stage 5 and 6 run of UFO Lunatic in practice. I finished Shou with 2 lives and Byakuren with all my resources used... :fail:

Such terrible performance... how can i rape pretty much the rest of the series but not put a dent into this one?I know UFO is harder but still... Its not even through lack of practice. I've played UFO Stage 5 over 250 times. :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on December 21, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
I've played UFO with MarisaB and failed 30 times in a row. Just as a reality check, I played ReimuA and 1cc'd it on my first try and it's been months since I played it that way. I don't need to prove nuthin'. MarisaB is totally borked.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on December 21, 2010, 11:10:45 PM
I've played UFO with MarisaB and failed 30 times in a row. Just as a reality check, I played ReimuA and 1cc'd it on my first try and it's been months since I played it that way. I don't need to prove nuthin'. MarisaB is totally borked.

See what I told y'all?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Hanzo K. on December 23, 2010, 10:34:06 PM
Midboss Kogasa, hard mode, derpdeaths (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11528), 'nuff said.

For those of you wondering why there's a password...well, I just felt like putting one on it.
I have whims too y'know.

The password is
MoTK
.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on December 24, 2010, 05:29:32 AM
You don't need a password to download it...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Drake on December 24, 2010, 06:28:09 AM
For those of you wondering why there's a password...well, I just felt like putting one on it.
I have whims too y'know.

The password is
MoTK
.
rofl oh wow
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on December 24, 2010, 06:57:48 AM
I had 6 lives going into Shou...

Game over on Byakuren's last card...

WHYYYYYYY (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11533)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on December 26, 2010, 08:14:43 AM
More failures. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11558) Died 3 times on Byakuren, all on easy stuff, all with lots of bombs in stock. :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: chirpy13 on December 26, 2010, 09:20:48 AM
Back when I was clearing PCB Extra, I flew straight up at the end of the second last spell, right into Ran.  I then bombed immediately after dying, with no bullets on the screen.  Cost me the clear =(.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on December 30, 2010, 05:31:59 PM
A friend asked me to 1cc EoSD Hard so that we could see just how awful ZUN's writing was. And indeed it was awful. Not a single good joke there. The ending was pretty funny though. ReimuA. But the derp-side of it all was that i only finished with four lives. And the deaths were totally stupid. Sakuya's midboss spellcard. Twice on Patchouli. One was on that spellcard that mixes flames and yellow bullets so that's understandable. And then there was a death on Hong Meiling... there was also one on Sakuya's third non-spell.

And loads of bombs...

As compensation i perfected Remilia except her 1st non-spell. Scarlet Gensokyo is really pathetic on Hard mode.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on January 01, 2011, 05:00:13 AM
GOD DAMN WOO (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=11609)

Would have been a perfect run if it weren't for that damn spell card I've been failing most of the time lately for some unknown reason. >:|||||||||
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: AJS on January 01, 2011, 09:40:06 AM
I managed to survive through all five waves of Yukari's final spell card in PCB for the very first time.  Surprised at this achievement, I was puzzled when I noticed that there was no "Spell Card Bonus Get!" notification after Yukari blew up.  I checked the spell card results afterward, and noticed that the game hadn't registered my capture.  I then racked my mind for a bit, and realized my idiotic mistake.......I had gotten a supernatural border at the beginning of the spell card, but I impatiently broke it so that Yukari could go ahead and begin her attack a few seconds quicker.  *facepalm*

(Luckily, I manged to repeat this achievement just yesterday, and this time I let the supernatural border wear itself out. =w=)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iryan on January 01, 2011, 03:03:08 PM
I falied Russian Dolls.

Not only that, I died to it twice on the same run.

:colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on January 07, 2011, 03:32:53 PM
So I'm using the BoWaP safespot just fine.

I die when Satori moves during her "death phase" at the end.

That's never happened before.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on January 07, 2011, 04:26:44 PM
Happened to me once when I was trying to 1cc Hard. Cost me the 1cc.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on January 07, 2011, 08:20:52 PM
Ran's first stage in StB.  I somehow managed to squeeze between two purple stickers a couple of times.  It looked like I was zigzagging between the two rows and was so impressed with my self I wasn't watching what Ran of doing and she fire balled Aya in the face.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on February 08, 2011, 09:57:08 AM
Why do I keep messing up on Suwako's Iron Rings? I fail that more often than any of her other spell cards except Suwa War ;9(((
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on February 16, 2011, 07:29:41 PM
i hate it when i get rusty, college sure makes my Touhou skills fail.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 18, 2011, 06:12:58 AM
I decided to play SA because I wanted to get better at it and I normally suck at it by dying at stage 2.
I captured all of Yamame's Spell Cards, and all of Parsee's except for the last one. One death going into stage 3 (I believe that was 4 lives going in).
I lost all my lives in that level ._.

Mainly due to me just sitting there and let a bullet hit my hit box.  Almost all 4 times
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on March 03, 2011, 07:13:13 AM
Not playing Extra for a while really makes you rusty.
Died to Yukari's nonspell and first spell, multiple times.
Failed Royal Flare when safespotting. Stupidly stand in the middle and move left for Catadioptric.
hurrr....
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Nyyl on March 03, 2011, 02:03:32 PM
Just captured Unseasonable Butterfly Storm. On my 101th try. That is more attempts than I have on all the other Last Words combined.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yonowaaru on March 03, 2011, 04:40:55 PM
I died to Flying Fantastica on Normal... TWICE IN  A ROW...
I really hate those red amulets..


(Also, I agree with Eva, not playing Extra makes you rusty.... )
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iliq on March 05, 2011, 02:17:49 AM
Randomly decided to play Hisoutensoku, finally manged to 1cc Normal with Sanae.

It then takes me 5 tries to beat Tenshi.

>_>
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on March 05, 2011, 07:13:44 AM
Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.  Died to Letty's first attack.  The first wave of the first bosses first non-spell card attack.  On normal.  The first bullet she fired.  Died twice to Chen's Pentagram card.  Finally game overed on the first Alice fight.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on March 05, 2011, 09:37:36 PM
lol died to Misagujisama for like the first time ever, while the boss was exploding, too. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on March 07, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
never ever play touhou in a shitty state and something that is bothering you, died once before midboss in th7 (unacceptable in my terms) and during stage 2, should have perfected it  in th7.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on March 08, 2011, 10:20:47 PM
Pfft. I just died on Stage 1 EoSD normal. By getting too close to Rumia's lasers while trying to get too much graze.

*headdesk*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Shady_Ghost on March 08, 2011, 11:29:42 PM
In SA:
die twice trying to safespot okuu's 3rd card
die twice to the last nonspell
The funny thing is i captured subterranean sun and megaflare...something's wrong here.(I used Marisa B in case your wondering)

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Howaito on March 10, 2011, 06:36:46 AM
Most of the time, my intentional grazing results in death.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: DgBarca on March 10, 2011, 10:59:24 AM
GFW, B1
I'm just not dodging the spell cards, WHY ?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on March 10, 2011, 09:27:01 PM
not my day today! Argh! Death by Rust. Can't even 1cc UFO on normal anymore -.- stage 5 is hell.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on March 15, 2011, 05:47:30 AM
EoSD Hard run, my first ever:
- Perfect Stage 1 and 2.
- OK, died unexpectedly two times against Meiling, but that's ok!
- Proceed to lose everything at Stage 4 and eventually a final derp in early Stage 5 (before Sakuya)

What.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Agent of the BSoD on March 15, 2011, 06:24:30 AM
EoSD Hard run, my first ever:
- Perfect Stage 1 and 2.
- OK, died unexpectedly two times against Meiling, but that's ok!
- Proceed to lose everything at Stage 4 and eventually a final derp in early Stage 5 (before Sakuya)

What.
And this is what I do every single time. Exactly this. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ace-Royale on March 15, 2011, 08:54:41 PM
Trying for a new highscore on PCB, clear all the way up to Yuyuko with 8 lives, and 4 bombs remaining.
And then I manage to lose 3 lives from Yuyuko's spellcards, and 4 on Resurrection Butterfly. A wasted run :/
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jq1790 on March 15, 2011, 09:32:55 PM
-PCB:Everytime I face Youmu's openers, forever.  I always always ALWAYS decide "Hey, let's dodge into a bullet!"
-PCB again: Whatever that swallowtail butterfly thing was from Yuyuko...  It's so easy, but I always mess it up.  Either I don't fly far enough and the burst kills me, or I just lazily run into one of the bullets firing.  My favorite is when I smack the tiny white 'you should be shot if you hit these' bullets.
-IN Demo:  Anytime I fight Keine Kamishrawhat'sit, I misjudge the lasers on her last card.  Every time.
-Basically the enitrety of UFO's demo except the stuff before Nazrin.  Yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on March 28, 2011, 06:24:38 AM
Hurr, after dying to Daiyousei, I rammed into Rumia. Then, I died to the first wave of fairies in stage 1.
I guess I was really tired after all <- bad idea to try to play lunatic.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on March 29, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
"I thought I'd fit."  That pretty much sums up how my last try at Extra in PoFV ended at Yuuka.  And I have no one to blame but myself.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Omba on April 12, 2011, 07:37:23 PM
I just beat Hijiri on my last life - then died while she was busy exploding. Maybe I should have relaxed about 1,5 seconds later. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on April 14, 2011, 11:54:56 AM
ARG!!

Okay, so I was so close to beating Remilia on Normal for the second time, this time with Marisa B. She has barely any health left, I'm on my last life, and then a bullet comes and hits me from behind.

I actually broke the screen, and now I need a new computer. This is the desktop that I'm using.

*needs to work on her self-control*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kozau on April 16, 2011, 12:34:29 AM
I just... flew into Rumia... on normal...

This is a sign more sleep is needed here. [/Continues playing anyhow]
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: XephyrEnigma on April 16, 2011, 01:34:47 AM
Subterranean Animism. Died on Stage 1.
To Kisume.
Because she fell on me.  :blush:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on April 16, 2011, 04:08:56 AM
So I was going up against Yoshiki's last card on Hard and I ALMOST captured it. It was the last wave and all, since she's already humming.

Then I BUMPED INTO HER.

Wee.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Agent of the BSoD on April 16, 2011, 05:50:56 AM
Fighting Mokou again while at college because of a concert. I somehow, when I grabbed stuff at the POC, ran into her when she reappeared. I've never done that before. The run was bad in the end, but I cleared it. (because she's easy)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on April 20, 2011, 09:10:32 PM
Playing the TD demo with Youmu.  After beating Kogasa's non-spell I ran up to collect items and crashed into her on the way back down.  I can already tell, those ghost thingies are gonna cause me even more deaths than the UFOs.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Helix ⑨ on April 21, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
Don't die at all with youmu in ten desires on normal.
Last non card from 3rd boss
die for no reason
proceed to die twice and use 1 more bomb on the final spellcard

why.jpg
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on April 27, 2011, 09:01:18 PM
I got Wriggle kick'd by Ichirin.  Didn't even know that was possible.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on April 27, 2011, 09:03:39 PM
That's ok, I got kicked by stage 4 midboss Orin on her way *out*. :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 27, 2011, 11:00:27 PM
That's ok, I got kicked by stage 4 midboss Orin on her way *out*. :(

I remember that happening to me as I was on my way down after collecting the items :C
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on April 27, 2011, 11:17:32 PM
I've played KD:SS 2 stage 5 fifty times. I've managed to get through the entire thing without taking damage. The ONE time I play through the stage in front of an audience is the only time I have died in the last 20 playthroughs of that damn stage!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on April 30, 2011, 08:35:03 PM
Me and one of my friends were playing UFO today. We wanted to read some SanaeB dialogue. What happened was me 1cc'ing Hard with 6-7 lives in stock and 1-missing Byakuren.

Then it was extra time. And I got to Yorimasa Genzanmi with 4 lives... and I tragically enough manage to lose all of them. :blush:
Dying once is acceptable on a bad day but four times? Come on man!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Shady_Ghost on April 30, 2011, 09:06:29 PM
I can do midboss nue ive done it in a run prior!
Last wave lets go...
wait how'd i do it again  ???
*dies*
... :V tiem to relearn
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
but i dont mind stage 4 is my fav.  Also ive got this strange desire to make the bullets in sinkable vortex carry over into the next nonspell just cuz i find it hilarious.  I try to angle it a different way each time   :D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iliq on May 05, 2011, 09:59:33 AM
Even in a blind Mystic Square run, I should not be letting extra lives drop.

Especially when I only have one life left  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Tsunade Gakudan on May 14, 2011, 12:45:20 AM
So, in a bid to make a brilliant practice run translate into a good 1cc, I set of into UFO and do the unthinkable...

Run straight into Nazrin. No really, what part of me thought that was even remotely clever?  :V

I hate derp deaths.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 15, 2011, 01:30:45 AM
SA Easy, Marisa A, Hell's Artificial Sun:
As Okuu's exploding, a small bullet kills me :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lithium_Catalysis on May 15, 2011, 02:03:54 AM
Perfect Cherry Blossom, Normal. Marisa-B. Died by colliding with the last trash-battle fairy in the first stage, while dashing about collecting pick-ups. Quit instantly, in disgust at my weakness.

It's great reading some of these and knowing you've made the same embarrassing mistake.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sality on May 16, 2011, 06:03:41 AM
Died by remilia's "supposedly not dangerous" bullets because I was too excited listening to Septette for the Dead Princess.

True story.
and still regret it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Gesh86 on May 24, 2011, 08:05:42 PM
The first time I came across Orin's spellcard "Atonement "Needle Mountain of a Former Hell"" in SA, I didn't even SEE the fire wheels that she threw at me. Maybe that is common, but because they're somewhat translucent, I wondered what had even hit me.

So I tried again...same thing.

Then, third time's the charm, I was finally able to spot them.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Archin on May 27, 2011, 03:59:57 AM
Been playing StB to much. I keep letting go of my shot button and holding shift waiting for a prime opportunity to strike but then realizing, I'm playing PCB. *face palm*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 28, 2011, 09:14:41 PM
I was trying to sober up last night (I'm weak against alcohol) and decided to play PCB Extra and Phantasm :getdown: Unfortunately I failed to clear them

Extra (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=13931)
Phantasm (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=13932)

Haha I can't believe I failed Shikigami "Ran Yakumo" twice XD
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on May 30, 2011, 06:08:00 PM
I had the weirdest luck when attempting to 1cc SA lunatic. I somehow survived attacks I've never even tried before, but also kept dying against the silliest stray bullets and other stuff. I managed to beat Orin, only to be forced to use 2 bombs and then game over at the streaming spirits in stage 6. Hahaha yeah, 2 bombs during the streaming spirits AND game over!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on May 31, 2011, 11:46:44 PM
I just died on Hello Forgotten World.

Shoot me now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Koakkuri on June 02, 2011, 06:43:25 AM
Reached Byakuren with five lives and two bombs in stock, as well as full power.

"This time, I'll make it for sure!"

By the time I reached Devil's Recitation, I had no lives, no bombs, and 1.xx power.

*facepalm*

At least I captured Devil's Recitation despite my sorry state, but that only happened thanks to having played so much MS.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jes_Isaive on June 02, 2011, 07:04:47 AM
SA, Marisa C, Storm on Mt. Ooe.

"Okay, which was this one again? Oh right, that. Well, I'll bomb it, and if I can survive for that period, I'll just keep going."

*Seconds later*

"Oh, well that was kinda easy once I got used to i-"
*Runs into Yuugi*

"What."
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Silent Harmony on June 04, 2011, 07:49:21 AM
PCB Hard, died to Yuyuko's streaming attack.

Yes, that streaming attack.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on June 12, 2011, 04:15:25 AM
IN Lunatic run with continues. Goal: Unlock Stage 3 for Border Team so I can practice unlocking Keine's Last Spell.

Result of run: I unlocked every Last Spell, except for Keine's :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on June 12, 2011, 01:50:53 PM
I just died to Border of Life and Death.

THE FIRST WAVE of Border of Life and Death.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TMiles on June 12, 2011, 11:14:23 PM
I captured Mystia first spellcard on Lunatic only to die in the non spell following it, with Netherworld Team, yeah I will never perfect Mystia :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on June 12, 2011, 11:47:05 PM
I captured Mystia first spellcard on Lunatic only to die in the non spell following it, with Netherworld Team, yeah I will never perfect Mystia :colonveeplusalpha:

Mystia's Lunatic second non-spell is bullshit.
I wouldn't be too upset.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 13, 2011, 12:16:20 AM
Mystia's Lunatic second non-spell is bullshit.

Not at all.

Just shoot the familiars as fast as you can and dodge whatever get's left over.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on June 13, 2011, 12:22:42 AM
It can legitimately mess you up, but I only remember it being a problem with Border and Scarlet Teams.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on June 13, 2011, 12:32:00 AM
What? Are you sure it just didn't put you in a situation you weren't prepared for? That attack hasn't killed me since... I don't remember when it was. Last summer perhabs.

Does anyone have a replay of a 'bullshit' situation with that non-spell?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on June 13, 2011, 06:35:07 PM
Failed PCB Lunatic (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=14249) again. I felt really encouraged after reading Heartbeams advice on stage 4 and went for it. I did ok during stage 1 and Prismrivers. I game over during the last few 10 seconds or so of Resurrection Butterfly, which made me sad.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Heartbeam on June 13, 2011, 07:22:57 PM
Hi. (http://i.imgur.com/Rhu2H.jpg)

Getting a little anxious sitting on the replay, and I want the score to go higher because it comes so easy.  Oh, I'll make it go so much higher...

But I want to submit this funny little run first so I can share the tiny story (not really a story) to go with it, but it feels like a dick move to put it up before marus triumphs over the other score, so the deadline is this Sunday if I'm reading his post correctly over at the shmups forum.  Maybe it's still bad because once the run is up you would have smacked it down with a preemptive one, but it feels a little more right.  Still mostly wrong I guess.  I want him to know I'm grateful for his participation since EoSD Normal/Reimu-B feels pretty fun again.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TMiles on June 13, 2011, 09:08:45 PM
Quote
What? Are you sure it just didn't put you in a situation you weren't prepared for? That attack hasn't killed me since... I don't remember when it was. Last summer perhabs.

Does anyone have a replay of a 'bullshit' situation with that non-spell?

The problem is that on Lunatic, the gap in the green balls is very small, and the blue shots of the familiars can screw your positioning easily :ohdear:

Also I can't read the green shots fast enough :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on June 16, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
my heart is beatin', my heart is beatin', my hands are shakin',

my hands are shakin'
BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN', AND I'M STILL GETTIN HEADSHOTS IT'S LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOTTT!!!

....And i derp'd the spell after Koishi's penis spell (lol can't remember the name...ember something too lazy to wiki) blind runs -.- need to start watching replays and not attempting this via trial and error
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: _cf on June 18, 2011, 08:23:36 AM
So I dunno if this is more derp or RAEG -worthy: I certainly felt a fair share of both:

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=14343

You can skip right to Remilia's last non-card for a super-sized dose of stupid, or you can watch the entire run to see a newbie player pulling stunts he's not usually capable to do.

Currently, "rain bullets" (the ones who accelerate) are my biggest source of blind idiot moments. I'm more wary of Meiling than of Patchouli (then again, ReimuA) OR Sakuya and this is an outrage!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Frostyhatlo on June 18, 2011, 01:37:06 PM
my heart is beatin', my heart is beatin', my hands are shakin',


Happens to me on stage 6 everytime i do exceptionally well. Then, of course, i die  :]
Every. Single. Time. T.T
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on June 18, 2011, 11:34:49 PM
Yaaaaaaay! I cleared route C1 in GFW!  :D

I... need to beat ALL of the routes to get access to the extra stage?!  :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: XephyrEnigma on June 19, 2011, 12:04:17 AM
Yaaaaaaay! I cleared route C1 in GFW!  :D

I... need to beat ALL of the routes to get access to the extra stage?!  :(

yep. Normal or higher. All six routes.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on June 19, 2011, 02:19:44 AM
yep. Normal or higher. All six routes.

No, Easy does it too.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on June 20, 2011, 04:33:58 AM
Oh god midboss Kogasa at 90FPS.

Make it stooooop
The only one of her cards I can hope to capture is Lightly Falling Large Raindrops... (which I've done twice out of like 6 attempts~)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on June 20, 2011, 05:13:17 PM
The first time I did well in IN, my dumb ass wasted half the lives of my first continue by thinking a few bullets were Point Items.

Argh.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on June 20, 2011, 05:51:13 PM
I reached Makai Butterfly in the Marisa B no focus challenge with 5 extra lives and 1 bomb in stock. I let my mind wander and tap focus for <1 second while the spell card is charging. GG.

But it's not like I'd have a chance without going for more blue UFO's anyway.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on June 21, 2011, 01:19:12 AM
Failed PCB Lunatic (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=14249) again. I felt really encouraged after reading Heartbeams advice on stage 4 and went for it. I did ok during stage 1 and Prismrivers. I game over during the last few 10 seconds or so of Resurrection Butterfly, which made me sad.

You really need to learn stage 5. There should be no more than two bombs on the stage part, once in the beginning (during the blue bullet + red arrow spam) and the final wave before boss.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on June 21, 2011, 05:03:07 AM
Well, I'm done.

In PoFV, vs Medicine
Always when you get hit, you get launched towards the path of another bullet so you lose invincibility while on top of the bullet.
Also, can't see shit captain
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Silent Harmony on June 21, 2011, 05:13:39 AM
Yeah I take back what I said about 10D being easy. I am nowhere near able to beating the demo on hard.

Game over on Yoshika's opener, then lost a credit (with plenty of bombs I'm sure) on her fight alone!

That was.....something else. :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yuyuko Yakumo on June 21, 2011, 06:24:38 AM
I died on Two Claps, One Bow... thrice... in the same game. I even know the gimmick and everything.

(On another play, though, I go on to beat extra yay)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: NEETori on June 21, 2011, 07:00:03 AM
Oh yay, this week's special challenge is rough.  MarisaB's bad power and high speed make even Nazrin rough for me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on June 21, 2011, 02:48:32 PM
You really need to learn stage 5. There should be no more than two bombs on the stage part, once in the beginning (during the blue bullet + red arrow spam) and the final wave before boss.
Did you actually watch my replay? That's nice, thanks for the advice  :) I'm really lazy about stage practice though, I just want to play to take it easy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on June 21, 2011, 04:58:17 PM
I keep dying to Reisen.

I... I'm the worst Touhou player ever.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on June 21, 2011, 08:00:12 PM
Did you actually watch my replay? That's nice, thanks for the advice  :) I'm really lazy about stage practice though, I just want to play to take it easy.

It's just memorizing where the enemies come from and be there before they are. It's not hard or anything.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vyrien on June 21, 2011, 09:39:22 PM
I keep dying to Reisen.

I... I'm the worst Touhou player ever.

I beg to differ, you haven't seen me continuously die to Patchouli's stage's Goddamn books on Normal -_-
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on June 22, 2011, 01:13:17 AM
I beg to differ, you haven't seen me continuously die to Patchouli's stage's Goddamn books on Normal -_-

This is iiji modo, mind you, and I lost my first continue to her.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Dark on June 22, 2011, 04:57:17 AM
Marisa Normal.

*shudders*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on June 23, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
Oh gosh, took a break from EoSD, which I'm really close to 1cc'ing normal in. (On Reimu)

I go to PCB, use Marisa B, seeing as I need to unlock the stages on practice mode.

4 lives lost on stage 2
First continue gone at stage 4
Another continue gone at stage 4 (Damn you Lyrica)
Continue to fudge up Youmu and Yuyuko, ending the game having used 4 continues.

Well, my failure to deathbomb due to complacency helped a lot, as well as the speed difference, but I never expected to do this bad.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ⑨ Bit Red Vampire on June 23, 2011, 10:18:25 PM
IN

Unseasonable Butterfly Storm.

Died on 1st bullet she launched... :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on June 23, 2011, 10:53:52 PM
I was fighting Flandre on Marisa A and had just gotten past Kagome, Kagome. I flew up to get the items and she chose that moment to fly to where I was at that moment.

Darn you, Flan.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aquila on June 24, 2011, 12:01:08 AM
Stage 5 seems to be my bane in every Touhou game I play...

EoSD: Exception, PATCHOULI weakens the hell out of me because I'm too busy listening to her theme.
PCB: Youmu, that is all.
IN: Reisen is... Ugggghh... And, HOW TO DODGE SUPER FAIRY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STAGE!?!?!?
MoF: Exception, Sanae is a breeze (No pun intended) But Kanako utterly obliterates me withthe power of stage 5 and 6 combined.
SA: I was never good at fighting zombies, zombie faries are no exception.
UFO: I, can, NOT, read Shou's laser bullets...

One more thing: Double Spoiler (I think) One of Chen's spellcards where she comes SOARING in from the top of the screen to the bottom before even declaring it. I get hit by her about 3 times in a row each set of attempts I take at it...

All-in-all most of my faliures are due to listening to their music... Considering taking a BGM-less run and seeing how I go xD
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on June 24, 2011, 12:41:06 AM
And, HOW TO DODGE SUPER FAIRY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STAGE!?!?!?

3 options

1: Dodge normally
2. Memorize it
3. Safespot it

Pick 1.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aquila on June 24, 2011, 12:51:51 AM
3 options

1: Dodge normally
2. Memorize it
3. Safespot it

Pick 1.
Eh I've been doing well with a fusion of 1 and 2, I still have to throw away a bomb or two for it, I just need more practice ><'
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on June 24, 2011, 06:48:06 AM
PCB Lunatic Continued run, trying to unlock stages for practice:
Stage 6, lost life on Yuyuko's second spell card...accidentally hit NO =(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: n i c o l e on June 24, 2011, 08:11:18 PM
bombed my way to an extend in lls/normal o/

lost it after the bomb wore off to a really basic pattern /o
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on June 25, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
PCB Lunatic Continued run, trying to unlock stages for practice:
Stage 6, lost life on Yuyuko's second spell card...accidentally hit NO =(

Exactly what I did, only in EoSD Hard.

I really need to stop running into Flan. It probably happens because I'm playing at 1:00 in the morning but three out of four of my 1ccs have been around that time and I don't get it D:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on June 25, 2011, 05:51:18 PM
Went into the fight was Kogasa on UFO with Sanae A with 4 lives on Normal.  Finished with 4/5 of a life.  I can not capture A Forgotten Umbrella's Night Train.  Ever.  And I should stop trying after I've already died and hit the X button as hard as I can.  But no, I keep trying and die again.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Eliirae on June 25, 2011, 06:11:54 PM
3 options

1: Dodge normally
2. Memorize it
3. Safespot it

Pick 1.

Or 4. Bomb it into nothingness.

I pick 4.  But then again I pick 4 for a lot of things.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: danuke303 on June 27, 2011, 04:01:57 PM
The first time I played a Touhou game, it was Embodiment, I died twice to easy Rumia and game overed on Cirno.

As for more recent stupid acts, I think it was on Subterranean, on easy Satori's second card. My graze-happy instincts betrayed me, wanting to get her to lock four lasers on me to graze the shit out of them. But I didn't moved in time and died. Twice. After that I had to focus on a survival-only run with absolutely zero deliberate grazing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Reddyne on July 01, 2011, 04:07:12 AM
Good lord. SanaeB's attack power is strong enough to swat down the UFO's in extra stage? I swear that it's almost too perfect. I haven't really put much effort into it, but I still got 3 spell cards deeper into it than I normally do on a really good run. Considering I died 3 times during the stage makes it even more remarkable.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on July 01, 2011, 05:45:53 AM
Losing a continue to fucking Minoriko on my first playthrough of MOF (on easy) and losing a life to Wriggle (also on easy).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on July 01, 2011, 08:17:55 AM
Kokkuri-san's Contract: Died a second before the spell card was about to end
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Black Phoenix on July 02, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Why is it that when I improve at one thing, something else goes wrong. I start getting something of a handle on Song of the Night Sparrow, and start dying on Hooting in the Night of all things instead.

Sigh, 1cc'ing any of the games is looking as far off as ever...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Atfyntify on July 02, 2011, 06:21:09 PM
I fell in a pit with almost all my characters in touhou yuuen sekai. *facepalm*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on July 02, 2011, 07:51:37 PM
Died at Koishi's last spell and it wasn't even getting hard, damn tired and not concentrating
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on July 03, 2011, 02:13:54 AM
Oh hi there, Kisume.  That's a nice bucket you have there.  I need a better look.  Wait!  Too close! 

Yea, I got hit by Kisume, not at the start of the fight, but at the end of her first phase, where she gently falls really slowly.  And the worst part was, the bullets weren't even in the way.  If I just moved slightly in any direction I would have lived.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Agent of the BSoD on July 03, 2011, 05:58:05 AM
Busy dancing to Bad Apple in LLS and hit a bullet at the very beginning. :colonveeplusalpha:

(also, my monitor now has HARD burned in the screen in the bottom right in green. I love my monitor)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aba Matindesu! on July 03, 2011, 06:59:12 AM
PCB Lunatic

forgot to stream Youmu's midboss opener

PICHU-N~! "Continue? Y/N"

Oh well, it's a start.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Schezo on July 03, 2011, 07:49:06 AM
Kokkuri-san's Contract: Died a second before the spell card was about to end
I know exactly how you feel now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jq1790 on July 04, 2011, 04:09:39 AM
Kokkuri-san's Contract: Died a second before the spell card was about to end
Same card, died when the spell had barely even STARTED.  I freaked cuz it was my first time reaching it and froze up.  Yaay...  Don't even get me started about Princess Tenko -Illusion- a few cards before it...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronopolis on July 04, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
SA normal -- I entered stage 6 with 9 (NINE) lives after some extensive practicing of stages 3, 4, and 5. Lost 1.5 lives to Orin, still got plenty of room for the 1cc. I have 5 or 6 lives going into the second last card. BLOODY DOUBLE SUNS. When they first spawn, either utsuho uppercuts me, or I misjudge the "center" and get exploded by the huge suns. And then when I died at full power, I couldn't see the power items OR where my sprite was, so I hesitated in flailing around randomly to pick them up while I had invincibility. This led to me being stuck at 2.25 energy for the rest of my lives. Then going into the last card with 4 lives, I can do this! That card is a fucking juggernaut, but on my last life, I get the full powerup and she's almost dead.....Explosion...Then I die. I never had a double kill happen before, less on the last boss, so I didn't know whether it would count, but as nothing happened on the screen I started to feel DREAD. That game over screen was the worst.
TLDR: Why....do I lose when Utsuho is the one who exploded first!?? FU ZUN.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on July 04, 2011, 05:05:23 AM
I died not once, not twice, but THREE times to Murasa's Dragging Anchor.  I even Sparked her after my second death.  And then I lost my last life three seconds into the non-spell that followed.  And I had five lives when I started that stage and managed to picked up another from the Midboss.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on July 04, 2011, 05:57:04 AM
I died to Danmaku Paranoia :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 05, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
First time I got to Counter Clock, misjudged the spoke hitboxes on the first wave and died with two bombs in stock.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aya Squawkermaru on July 05, 2011, 06:31:12 PM
Spent over 30 minutes going through MoF stage 2 on practice mode trying to not die. Finally got comfortable with Hina's mid-boss Spell Card (I guess I kept misjudging the hitboxes for the crystals), then collided with the last Great Fairy as I was adjusting myself back to the bottom third of the screen. Now I'm too stressed out to even get to Hina the first time without dieing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: a_certain_kappa on July 06, 2011, 01:16:08 AM
for (x=1; x<=100; x++)
{
>Play EoSD
>Stage 2
>Nah, don't wanna waste bombs
>Accidentally killed by Cirno
>RESTART
}
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: _cf on July 06, 2011, 01:30:05 AM
for (x=1; x<=100; x++)
{
>Play EoSD
>Stage 2
>Nah, don't wanna waste bombs
>Accidentally killed by Cirno
>RESTART
}
I restart if I die before Meiling <=> I restart a lot. Icicle fall being the worst, because I often decide to be braver than my reflexes allow and try to dodge the yellow bullets right in front of Cirno.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on July 06, 2011, 06:14:26 AM
I got 0 seconded on Hourai Elixir four times in a row.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on July 06, 2011, 06:15:59 AM
Spent over 30 minutes going through MoF stage 2 on practice mode trying to not die. Finally got comfortable with Hina's mid-boss Spell Card (I guess I kept misjudging the hitboxes for the crystals), then collided with the last Great Fairy as I was adjusting myself back to the bottom third of the screen. Now I'm too stressed out to even get to Hina the first time without dieing.

Hina's midboss card is plain not worth doing, because in my experience you actually get more score by killing all the (very easy to deal with) bonus fairies that come out after it than capturing the spell card. So just bomb.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 06, 2011, 06:22:06 PM
For some reason I decided to go right up to Flan during her dialog with Marisa. Then the fight started and I realised I was too close to her when she killed me with herself. No bullets, even.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on July 06, 2011, 07:27:25 PM
Almost 1cc EoSD hard mode. but that damn Remi, then again reason i failed possibly due to fatigue. so i tested it, in practice start and smacked her o.o...damn only 2 deaths total'd due to lack of concentration and BS deaths. need to focus more, but lately getting quite tired and haven't been bothered to play any STG for a while.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on July 06, 2011, 09:05:50 PM
So I "beat" Murasa with no extra lives and one bomb.  Was setting around waiting for Marisa to say something, only for Murasa to be all like surprise, t'ain't dead yet!  Followed by teleporting right next to me and bullets everywhere.  I bombed only to realize that it was a survival card afterwards.  I lost for real when my laser went away.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: a_certain_kappa on July 07, 2011, 03:37:40 AM
>Oh damn out of bombs!
>Holy mother of &!"** WHAT KIND OF BULLETS ARE THOSE
>Oh... watch the bullets. Must focus! Focus!!! I will persevere!!
>Pass the spellcard
>HOW ON EARTH DID I DO THAT?!

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Cheez101 on July 09, 2011, 11:28:30 AM
wow. just got killed by China. Within the first second of the battle. :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on July 10, 2011, 02:55:51 PM
And I just got killed by Mt. Tokagushi within 3 seconds of the attack. I lost the card two times before that as well. What is the world coming to?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Koakkuri on July 10, 2011, 04:47:26 PM
Managed a really stupid game over on Utsuho's final spell card. Derped at the very beginning. Oops.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on July 10, 2011, 05:37:19 PM
Now i'm not only playing like trash against Mt. Tokagushi. I'm playing like trash against anything basically. On average I reach Satori with 4 lives left flying into literally everything. That doesn't make me angry as much as it makes me happy that nobody is watching me now. Which is of course why I come around and shares it with everyone.  :wat:

In this state of mind I shouldn't be playing shmups. I should be playing RPGS or something.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on July 10, 2011, 06:09:57 PM
Attempting a no death-run of SA Easy.

Died to Utsuho's static nonspell.

Yes, THAT static nonspell.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Thanuris on July 11, 2011, 02:36:46 AM
I managed to die at Izuna Gongen first wave, and then i technically captured the spellcard  :(

At least now i understand how to dodge Unilateral Contact!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on July 14, 2011, 03:32:58 AM
I've been practicing UFO Stage 4.  And after a few runs (like 2 hours) I opt for an actual run through of the game.  I get to stage 4 and die at a place I didn't want to.  I hit the give up and retry like I've been doing in practice.  That functions a little bit different in the game.  I go back to Stage 1.  But that's not the derp part.  The derp part comes when I get back to Stage 4 and pick up a UFO at the start after it turned blue and I hit give up and restart again.  I decided to call it a night after that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aya Squawkermaru on July 14, 2011, 09:54:37 PM
So, I haven't played MoF in a few days due to driving school making me too busy. Finally got back to it today.

Now, the last time I went through, I managed to get to Aya without using a continue. A small accomplishment, but a large improvement over how well I'd been playing before. For instance, I finally started getting into the habit of panic bombing. Then, when I played today, I couldn't even beat stage 1 without dying (well, I did once near the beginning, but then I died trying to do a crossover in the streaming bit on stage 2 because I started streaming a bit too close to the middle). I know the enemy placements and everything, I just keep making really careless mistakes. Like running right into Autumn Sign "Autumn Sky" over and over again. Heck, I think I died to one of her nonspells at some point.

So yeah, so much for making progress.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: zephyredx on July 15, 2011, 05:59:35 AM
Yuugi's Shackles spellcard says 11/13. Oops.

Today I took my hand off the keyboard to scratch, and proceeded to press shoot again to hopefully capture Silent Sele - wait did I just press bomb NOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 16, 2011, 09:04:06 PM
Attempting EoSD lunatic....and I died to the very first bullet of stage 1.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: matrilwood on July 17, 2011, 06:50:06 AM
I think I've done just about everything bad you could possibly do, from running into the only bullet o the entire screen to thinking I'm sage when there are about a hundred bullets charging right at me.

I think my prize fail is randomly thinking I defeated the boss, then kamikazing her.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 17, 2011, 05:53:40 PM
Why....do I always move slowly when I know a bullet is about to hit me? This is PCB, for god's sake. I can see my hitbox. Why do I always wait until the last minute?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on July 18, 2011, 04:07:49 PM
I just died while streaming on SA Stage 6.

With ReimuA.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Hanzo K. on July 19, 2011, 09:52:29 PM
Dieing to Icicle Fall Easy....TWICE.
Why did I have to try to get so close....I could've done it the fun way by taking it seriously for a change and actually dodging the bullets as opposed to safespotting.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: zephyredx on July 19, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
Shiki's extra mode in PoFV. Got to Reimu with four lives, which is a record. Lost the first three (understandably), was ready to beat her with my last one. I only had to survive for 27 seconds. That's all.

Reimu starts off with a fairy class spell. I panic and fail to dodge the first wave. Oops. Should've used my fairy spell...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Schezo on July 20, 2011, 06:37:10 PM
Getting to Boundry of Humans and Youkai.  Ok spell's starting I got 2 lives 3 bombs.  I got this.

derp derp derp. consecutively without even getting a bomb off. :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 20, 2011, 08:15:17 PM
*1cc's Normal on Reimu A* HELL YEAH!! Now time to 1cc Hard!

*looses last life to Patchouli's first spell card*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on July 22, 2011, 03:47:45 AM
I died to Mokou's second card.

And her fourth nonspell.

Shoot me now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on July 22, 2011, 04:07:18 AM
I never realized how big Remilia's hitbox is until now (IN) :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 22, 2011, 06:05:44 PM
Because PCB Normal was frustrating me so much, I decided to see how Easy would go.
Got past Youmu without dying once in the entire game.
Get to Yuyuko with eight lives.
Loose 6 lives in the boss fight, 3 in Resurrection Butterfly alone.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on July 23, 2011, 12:51:59 PM
I really should not be dying three times before even getting to Yukari on a no-bombs Phantasm attempt.

Especially when I've already beaten it that way before.

Ah well, at least I got as far as BoLaD.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on July 23, 2011, 10:16:52 PM
I... keep losing a continue to Kisume on Insanity.

It's been a week and I still haven't learned.

Worst Touhou player ever :<
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Cheez101 on July 26, 2011, 12:07:27 PM
died. on. remilia's. last spell.  :derp: FRUSTRATION!!!!
you must die remilia. die.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 26, 2011, 07:45:21 PM
So I was doing pretty well on Ran, not dying once before she showed up (okay I died to her first card because I panicked) but on the others I didn't do that bad.
Then Princess Tenko happens.
derpderpdeath.
Damn, why can I never remember how to go about this card?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on July 26, 2011, 10:33:41 PM
Decided to take a go at Ran and capture Kokkuri-san's contract (one of the three cards I hadn't captured with any character in PCB, the other two being Ghost Clifford H and Benevolent French Dolls L).

On the same run I derped at Ran's noncard #3. Then I died twice in a row to Fox-tanuki youkai laser with full bombs in stock.

Oh well, at least I capped Charming Besieging on the same run, and Kokkuri-san as well.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 27, 2011, 10:34:14 AM
I just ran into a fairy on stage 1 in EoSD. On Normal.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vyrien on July 27, 2011, 01:12:46 PM
I just ran into a fairy on stage 1 in EoSD. On Normal.

herp derp, just after I read this I went and did exactly the same thing, then proceeded to die on Rumia. Wat.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on July 29, 2011, 11:00:29 AM
I suddenly realised why I'm failing so many of these PCB normal runs...I have no idea what to do against Youmu. :V I need to practice more.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on July 29, 2011, 11:40:03 AM
Cannot grasp Lunatic mode.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lecithul on July 31, 2011, 08:21:52 PM
Got hit by the glowing ball of light, aka the Stage 4 mid-boss in UFO, while I was going to pick up the 1up item. >.>
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vyrien on July 31, 2011, 09:03:54 PM
Aka
Got hit by the glowing ball of light, aka the Stage 4 mid-boss in UFO, while I was going to pick up the 1up item. >.>

Aka Nue.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lecithul on July 31, 2011, 09:42:30 PM
Aka Nue.
Oh yeah, just unlocked Extra today, and I forgot about that. Makes describing her much easier...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: 7TC7 on July 31, 2011, 10:05:19 PM
I suddenly realised why I'm failing so many of these PCB normal runs...I have no idea what to do against Youmu. :V I need to practice more.

related:
PCB Hard, reached Youmu with MAX lifes and proceeded to loose all but 2 of them on her!
(Still managed a 1cc though - thank god yuyus last 2 spells are so easy, as I had to deal with them without any resources...)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Schezo on August 01, 2011, 07:17:28 AM
What this?  Hit the last thing on the spell after it's over you say?
(http://i55.tinypic.com/339h6om.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on August 01, 2011, 11:23:34 PM
I died to Mokou's fourth spellcard.

As Yukari.

EDIT: And then on my very next attempt I run smack into the stationary line of bullets just before Keine, after all the fairies are dead.

HURR HURR EYE ARE GOOD AT TOUHOU
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on August 03, 2011, 12:46:04 AM
So I'm going back to trying to perfect SA Stage 5 Lunatic. Manage to get another good run through the stage portion.

I died during boss-Orin's second nonspell.

What.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 05, 2011, 12:17:05 PM
....I JUST DIED FOUR TIMES TO MEILING.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vanhaomena on August 05, 2011, 01:41:56 PM
Premise: A few dozen EoSD Lunatic runs have ended with me not getting the 1cc.
Plan: Let's suicide/bomb & supergraze Meilings' rainbow chime, then bomb the noncards for massive score!
Rise: Just as planned, ended the stage with a ludicrous graze and I'm 30M above my personal best going to stage 4, just with a few lives less than usual...
Demise: Gameover at Patchoulis' final.

The plan was great, execution not so.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on August 06, 2011, 05:37:05 AM
I just died to Nitori's first boss nonspell.

Wheeeeeeee.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on August 06, 2011, 05:38:58 AM
I just died to Nitori's first boss nonspell.

Wheeeeeeee.

Never shotgun Nitori.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on August 06, 2011, 07:02:00 AM
Never shotgun Nitori.
I wasn't. I was near the bottom of the screen at the time. And yes, I know how utterly and irredeemably sad that is.

Today has just been full of derp moments. I not only did that, but on my (horribly failed) attempt at Lunatic, I manage to die to the FIRST WAVE of Hina's last spellcard.

And then there was my Normal 1CC, which despite being a 1CC had so many bad moments. Like dying to the first bubble of Kanako's last nonspell.

Hell, that Kanako fight in general was just full of fail. I managed to capture exactly ONE of Kanako's spells.

MISAYAMA SHRINE HUNTING RITUAL.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: AJS on August 10, 2011, 09:02:12 PM
I got the Ultra Mode patch for PCB and tried playing through the game on it, but I began to notice that I was lagging whenever the screen filled with bullets.......I changed the task priority of the game to High in the Task Manager, but the lag still didn't go away.  I was puzzled, as I noticed that the FPS counter in the corner of the screen wasn't even budging.

And then, it hit me.
I had somehow accidentally switched Slow Mode on. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: wailofthebanshee on August 11, 2011, 08:14:40 AM
died. on. remilia's. last spell.  :derp: FRUSTRATION!!!!
you must die remilia. die.
Oh yeah, I died once at her too when her health bar was barely even visible.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 11, 2011, 11:54:17 AM
Ohhhh. So after you break a border you don't have the invincibility shield :V *derp*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on August 12, 2011, 06:02:42 AM
I just died to one of Nazrin's nonspells.

I don't mean the one in stage 5.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Thanuris on August 12, 2011, 07:51:53 AM
*Enter Scarlet Gensokyo with 3 bombs*

Hell yes i'll finally 1cc lunatic

*Bullet spawns on me on the second wave*  :(

(after the death i pretty much captured it...)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on August 13, 2011, 10:54:42 PM
My first 10D normal 1cc was marred by an extremely stupid death - I bomb on something, get in the boss's face for shotgun damage, and it turned out that I underestimated the boss's size by a good bunch.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Anima Zero on August 14, 2011, 09:28:38 PM
It's nice to plant myself JUST right at the start of stage 3 in TD so some kind of wisp spawns right on top of me.  Brilliant move *facepalm*.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 15, 2011, 07:24:21 AM
I died to Ran's fourth noncard.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on August 16, 2011, 01:19:39 AM
Hey, that's quite a few green and purple spirits up ahead! And that's a tricky bullet field to dodge, perfect time to activate Trance...what the, I'm pressing C, why isn't it working...oh right my trance bar isn't full. *pichuun*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on August 17, 2011, 02:22:05 AM
I still haven't cleared TD yet. Not even on Easy nor Normal :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on August 17, 2011, 04:00:41 AM
How does one have a run where they play at arguably the best they've ever played in UFO and then proceed to die twice on stage 6 before even getting to the boss? And then dying on Byakuren's second spell? Really? *facepalm*

Still, I haven't 1CCed UFO in a very long while. Glad I got un-rusty. Time to go suck at Nue.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Moshalas on August 17, 2011, 07:27:11 PM
Screwed up the UFO milking sequence on Stage 6 on Normal. Ended up losing all items due to timer :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Alice★f on August 18, 2011, 07:05:13 AM
I can't 1cc 10D on normal. I have captured stage 4, 5, 6 spell cards on Lunatic and cleared stage portions without having to bomb once.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 18, 2011, 08:21:03 PM
I keep dying to Cirno on Hard.
Why must I be so bad at Touhou? :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on August 19, 2011, 07:13:04 AM
What is this I can't beat 10D Hard with Reimu.

Marisa was easy, Sanae was okay, Youmu (after playing as Marisa) was WOAH THAT'S FAST...
Reimu... Why?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on August 21, 2011, 09:36:09 AM
Okay. So i wanted to make a replay to demonstrate how to dodge Lyrica's solo card on PCB Normal. I went into Stage practice and by accident picked Lunatic mode. The derpy/weird thing is that I didn't notice that before the 2nd non-card. I seriously thought I was playing normal mode because all the bullets were so slow.

Apparently I am now unable to tell the difference between Normal and Lunatic mode in that game. What the fuck?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 22, 2011, 08:18:15 AM
Meiling just needs to go die, seriously. I died twice to her in Hard mode when I should only be dying once if not at all.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 22, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Advice Mamizou says:

DEATH TRANCE ON SURVIVAL CARD

SET YOURSELF UP TO BE WALLED UPON ITS END BECAUSE YOU GOT OVERCONFIDENT ABOUT YOUR INVINCIBILITY
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Pikabolt11 on August 22, 2011, 10:47:31 PM
I died on Rising World... with zero seconds left. How can this be!?!  ???
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on August 23, 2011, 09:05:56 PM
My second runthrough of Ten Desires, I lost most of my credits due to slamming into a fairy, Kogasa, or Yoshika.

:|
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Formless God on August 25, 2011, 11:27:53 PM
NO DEATHS MIKO LUNATIC AWW YEA---

*runs into boss as she explodes
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on August 29, 2011, 03:34:50 PM
Playing a bit of IN, I was fighting Marisa. I somehow end up failing three of her non-spells. The first, the third and the fourth. In other words, all the ones that are usually easy to me. The funny thing about this is that I somehow managed to capture the 2nd, the one I basically need to carry out a memorized path for. However, I couldn't remember that path so I just tried to dodge it and somehow succeeded.  :V That normally doens't work.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jes_Isaive on August 29, 2011, 05:58:20 PM
Aw yeah somehow didn't play Touhou for like a month and a half.

STAGE 3 WAS NEVER THAT HARD ARGHHHHHH
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on August 29, 2011, 06:32:23 PM
How did I just die 4 times on IN Stage 5 and 2 times on IN Stage 6, on Hard?

And no, the fact that I was using Remilia solo for the challenge thing doesn't excuse it. Then I screwed up all of Kaguya's last spells except for the 4th one.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 30, 2011, 02:37:08 PM
You know the waves of blue walls just before midboss Sakuya?
I got past them all, then ran backwards into one as it was going off screen.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on August 31, 2011, 12:01:41 AM
Mountain of Faith, stage 2, hard, right before the part where Hina shows up.  I go to position Reimu in the lower left corner so I can stream the spam...and ram a bullet that was moving slowly.
Imperishable Night, easy, Stage 3.  ramming the only bullet onscreen.  THE ONLY ONE!
My first clear of UFO extra, I got to Nue with 4 lives, got to Undefined Darkness 5/0...then proceeded to have the single worst case of nerves I've ever had.  Resulting in bombing after a dodge to Nightmare of Heainkyou, bombing again because I trapped myself due to said bomb, dying due to said bomb, and faceplanting the first bullet fired on Grudge Bow.
Thinking a bomb would clear bullets on Hell's Artificial Sun on  SA Stage 6 normal.  IN an actual run.  With only 1 extra life in stock.

and my 2 best derps yet:
While trying to capture IN SC 222, ramming Yukari while moving Remilia's familiars near the top of the screen.  Twice. in a row.
Trying to 1cc TD on hard with Reimu, doing really well, get rammed by Kogasa in between attacks.  Then I get to Seiga.  Died to her first spell by not moving as a bullet aimed at me is coming, and I see it, ramming Yoshika after clearing the spell (I swear she was KOed before...), then I get hit by a kunai on the nonspell.  With 3 bombs in stock for all three of those deaths.

Also, one of my friends tried dodging Double Spark between the sparks.  If that isn't a derp then I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on August 31, 2011, 11:00:25 PM
Did I really just run into a fairy on PCB stage 2 normal?
*facepalm* :colonveeplusalpha:


Also,
What this?  Hit the last thing on the spell after it's over you say?
(http://i55.tinypic.com/339h6om.jpg)

If that's her first card, then what's with the lifebar at the top?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on September 06, 2011, 12:49:23 AM
Let's try MoF after not playing it for a while.

I have absolutely no excuse to be game overing on Midboss Nitori, even in a No Bombs attempt. Completely rusty at this game. I even somehow forgot how to do Yasaka's Divine Wind in prractice.

Not even adding another Peerless Wind God capture makes up for that for me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Schezo on September 06, 2011, 01:31:06 AM
Also,
If that's her first card, then what's with the lifebar at the top?
It already ended and was filling up for the next nonspell. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on September 06, 2011, 04:04:17 PM
It already ended and was filling up for the next nonspell. :V

Ah. That makes sense.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on September 06, 2011, 07:11:37 PM
Attempting a run of SA with the following rules: no deaths, only one bomb allowed on each stage.

I wind up actually capturing Okuu's first spell, while I had been planning to bomb it.

I reach Subterranean Sun, while still not having bombed yet.

I think you can see where this is going. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GenericTouhouFailure on September 07, 2011, 12:54:34 AM
Gaaaah. Where's the wall to hit your head on when you need it?
hurr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2XWIXiFAs)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 08, 2011, 09:21:22 AM
NOONOnononono agdthfhfdghfhgfh

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=15819

A second away from perfect PCB stage 5, I mess it up stupidly. So bad.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on September 10, 2011, 01:39:14 PM
So I forgot what card was after Kagome, Kagome...and Flandre slammed into me when I went up to shotgun her ._.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on September 11, 2011, 03:22:15 AM
I lost two lives to the two fairies before mid-boss Keine.  Stage 3, mind you.  And I lost another life at the start of the fight because I was at the top of the screen trying to auto collect and where I just died I wasn't at Full Power and I derped and just kind of hung around and yeah, died.

And then a little while later I was playing Extra.  Cause in my mind, losing in Stage 3 means I should give Extra another shot.  I actually managed the capture Ex-Keine's second card, but the noise scared me and I bombed at the last second.  But somehow, through an act of God or whatever, I did manage to get farther then I've ever been: almost beating Mokou's second spell.  I usually run out of lives by the third phoenix she chucks at my face, but I got to that part with an extra life  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on September 11, 2011, 03:38:56 PM
I managed to die to Recollection - Flying Insect's Nest. ON EASY. I had been attempting to no-death no-bomb Easy just to humiliate it, and then it humiliates me.  :derp:

I usually run out of lives by the third phoenix she chucks at my face, but I got to that part with an extra life  :V
If it helps... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GBUk94iHKI)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on September 11, 2011, 03:43:50 PM
I absolutely cannot use Youmu in TD for nuts. Stupid focus shot screwing me over and messing with my ability to see bullets coming at you.

Not to mention deathbombing in TD dropped from 2% to 0%.

As well as 30+ minutes of screwing up UFO in the first 2 stages (A death is counted as a screwup). My one good run (6 lives in stock by Ichirin Midboss I think) the computer just shut down on me
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Cabble on September 11, 2011, 05:31:38 PM
Went into kanako with 8 lives

You know that nonspell where she turns invincible?

I died 5 times on that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 11, 2011, 07:09:46 PM
UFO Stage 2 Lunatic. Practice start. 5 misses.
What the hell went wrong? The sad thing about it all is that only one of those misses were at the boss. Come to think of it, 5 misses against the boss would also be incredibly embarassing.

Oh and that one miss at the boss was pretty embarassing too. I am apparently always balls at shmups on Sundays. I wonder why that is.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Valantus on September 12, 2011, 11:37:32 PM
I died twice on Cirno in EOSD....on Normal. I have no clue what went wrong there... ("You can beat Remilia like it's nothing, yet you struggle when battling an ice fairy...")
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on September 13, 2011, 02:33:36 AM
If it helps... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GBUk94iHKI)

That did help.  I can capture it consistently in Spell Practice.  But for some reason not at all where it matters.  But at least I can get to Honest Man's Death with two lives in tow pretty consistently.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on September 13, 2011, 03:21:23 AM
Nothing like ramming into the boss on a spell that normally is captured far away from it
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 13, 2011, 10:38:59 AM
I was doing pretty badly against Aya today. Then I got a run that ended with only 5 lives. Whut? I even died on her final spell.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aqua Soo on September 13, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
My first play through Ten Desires normal mode can be summarized as... HERPADERPADERP

1) Forgets about the broken system that is trance mode until stage 3.... where I activate it by DYING.
2) Uses trance mode in stage 4... and dies as soon as the trance runs out by not paying attention to the timer.
3) The worst one:
   - Me: Wow, Futo, your nonspells are a joke.
   - Futo: *Summons her boat for the spell card*
   - Me: *Rammed from the side by the FRIGGING BOAT* ffff7%^&$#%@
   - Futo:  :]
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on September 14, 2011, 06:16:47 AM
Somebody isn't used to using MarisaA in UFO.
I mean, I'm not consistent on Hard yet, but that was really sad.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on September 16, 2011, 05:02:07 AM
So apparently not playing Ten Desires for a week or so means completely forgetting how to do absolutely everything.

You know those nonspells Miko has where she shoots arrows that spread into pellets? I deathbombed those. On Normal. TWICE. I then proceed to die to her second card, the one with the bright bullets. And let's add three deaths to her first spellcard while we're at it. The death to her second-last spellcard is about the only thing that's even remotely excusable.

And all of this comes after getting a perfect Stage 5 Normal in my very last attempt at the game. Dear Kanako what is wrong with me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on September 16, 2011, 09:10:22 AM
Trying UFO hard some more...and I screw up the UFOs in Stage 1 in stupid ways about 5 times.  Switch to MarisaA, get to Stage 5, ram bullets at the start of Stage 4 AND 5, with bombs in stock for Stage 4.

I don't see what people find so hard about Nazrin's midboss spell in Stage 5, if I hadn't been careless and unfocus when I shouldn't have I would have captured it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 16, 2011, 09:45:07 AM
I don't see what people find so hard about Nazrin's midboss spell in Stage 5

Try the Lunatic version.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on September 16, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
No Z-Ice GFW Normal Run:
Derp on Lily Black's stage 2 second nonspell.
Completely win at her last pattern.

Dude.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on September 16, 2011, 06:35:15 PM
Try the Lunatic version.

This.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on September 16, 2011, 09:18:22 PM
Try the Lunatic version.
This.
If I had lunatic Stage 5 unlocked for practice I would.

To keep this post on topic (and because that's why I came here anyway), I just failed another GFW hard attempt.  3 boss deaths, 5-6 stage deaths, all of which were in places I almost always ace.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 17, 2011, 09:33:46 AM
If I had lunatic Stage 5 unlocked for practice I would.

Well, that's okay. :)
When you get there, you will know. My capture rate is 30/250...
although that might have something to do with me bombing it to make sure i'm at full power for Shou. I always try to cap it nowadays though now that my perfect run of her is out of the way.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on September 19, 2011, 05:38:36 PM
So I decided to play some EoSD even though I'm ill and feel horrible.
Hard run.
Death to Cirno.
Three deaths to Meiling.
Two deaths to Patchouli
Two deaths to Sakuya (majorly screwed up at the beginning of stage 5)
Game over at midboss Sakuya in stage 6.
>>
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on September 19, 2011, 08:40:01 PM
It seems I do better when I play at 0400, right before going to sleep :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on September 19, 2011, 09:49:52 PM
It seems I do better when I play at 0400, right before going to sleep :V
Weird, I also seem to play my best (on UFO only though) when I'm half asleep.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 20, 2011, 07:15:41 PM
Okay. I don't know how it happened but I just lost to Koishi.
And it wasn't even deaths to her memo cards. It was to her piss easy dodging cards. 1 on the stage (bad), 2 on Super Ego (really bad), 1 on Rorschack (somewhat tolerable) and 1 on Genetics (bad).

What the hell is wrong with me? This is not supposed to be possible. It must be some aftershock of the parliamentary election or something. Damn, this is so embarassing that I'm for some reason posting it here. Farewell dignity... until I reclaim it at some point by doing something awesome again.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on September 21, 2011, 09:19:33 PM
So talks about Suwako in the accomplishments thread got me to play some MoF Extra again.

WTF. I kept screwing up the part before the fairies that come before Kanako. And I died to Snake Eats the Croaking Frog.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on September 21, 2011, 10:44:44 PM
Okay. I don't know how it happened but I just lost to Koishi.

Manipulation of your subconscious mind SUCCESS.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 22, 2011, 09:58:36 AM
Ah. That's probably it. Most of my dodging in an Extra stage is entirely subconscious. :)
It seems I'll have to prepare a massive rape train without brakes to take horrifying revenge!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Valantus on September 22, 2011, 11:32:40 PM
I was playing PCB Normal, & I flew straight into a bullet while fighting Alice

The same goes for Keine, while I was playing IN

Then on Meiling on EOSD

What's with me losing lives on Stage 3 bosses gah.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on September 22, 2011, 11:40:46 PM
I am getting really, really sick of trying to get 1,100 graze in SA Stage 1
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on September 23, 2011, 12:33:07 PM
"I haven't even looked at EoSD in four months, but Remilia should still be easy, right?"

..... apparently not. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OmE5x6aRUk)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on September 25, 2011, 01:25:48 AM
I've lost count of how many times I've posted in this thread because I failed Ten Evil Stars. Every death on that card is fucking cringe-worthy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sungho on September 25, 2011, 12:12:47 PM
Finally cleared Lunatic for the first time!!!
But I cheesed with MarisaB, so it doesn't count.
At least I can practice Stage 6 for now.

Is anyone making the English patch for the th123 1.10a?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on September 25, 2011, 01:26:20 PM
You should be able to use the regular english patch just fine with 1.10a.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on September 26, 2011, 09:29:34 PM
Doing really well at 90 FPS Ran, then I derp Fox Tanuki Youkai Laser with 3 bombs in stock and then die to Charming Siege with FIVE bombs in stock.  I really need to stop doing that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on September 27, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
need to stop dying in 10D at final boss -.-  haven't played it alot so spell cards are somewhat new. but good thing is i broke 1 bil, yet not 1cc it on hard mode
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on September 27, 2011, 08:20:38 PM
I need to learn how to do Princess Tenko with Sakuya A.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on September 28, 2011, 04:38:52 AM
I need to learn how to do Princess Tenko with Sakuya A.
It's not just you. SakuyaA is so bad at damaging Ran during this card that I actually recommend timing it out.

Generally the way I beat Princess Tenko is like this: during the initial phase when Ran moves slowly, start from an area fairly close to one of the corners (though not actually at the corner; a little more than a character length away is a good guideline), and alternate between that and the similar area at the corner up/down from the initial one (moving slightly horizontally to dodge the aimed danmaku, then vertically through the burst pattern). When Ran speeds up, I add a third spot on the other side of the screen between the two spots, moving in a triangle pattern. The spell stays pretty much static from that point on, so just keep up the triangle movement and it should be pretty straightforward.

If you need a visual aid, I would suggest this replay (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=15935); even though it's with Marisa's unfocused speed, the idea is basically the same.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: DgBarca on September 28, 2011, 07:44:35 PM
And I failed to 1cc TD hard again...
I had 3 bombs in stock, beginning of the last spell...
*sigh*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: psyfaqs111 on September 29, 2011, 03:09:09 AM
goddit......
i NEED to learn how to do "Resurrection Butterfly - 50%"......
i ALWAYS LOSE MY REMAINING LIVES THERE.......
i do watch replays....
but i JUST CAN'T GET PAST IT
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on September 29, 2011, 04:12:57 AM
Lol why did I restart my three-spare-lives-on-Nitori-Lunatic run
I had 91,000,000 points

I spent an hour listening to the first forty seconds of Romantic Fall

Why is it that you restart the most in stage 1
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: J.O.B on September 29, 2011, 04:18:59 AM
I just did a practice run of stage 4 and 5 in UFO lunatic.
I lost more lives to Murasa than I did to Shou.


what
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on September 29, 2011, 04:52:36 AM
I like how I have a better capture ratio on Vengeful Cannibal Spirit than Spleen Eater
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 29, 2011, 06:09:17 AM
I'm goddamn retarded

can't even do anything today

what the hell
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Iliq on September 29, 2011, 06:32:54 AM
Lose all my lives on Guse Kannon and continue.
Lose all my lives on whatever Miko's next card was and run out of continues.

I 1cc'd with Sanae, yet somehow I can't even clear with Marisa. Why?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: mikeKOSA on September 29, 2011, 07:23:00 AM
Why do I always die when I'm about to timeout or capture a spellcard?

I was about to get my 2nd VoWG Lunatic Perfect timeout but died with 2 seconds remaining. wtf?

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on September 29, 2011, 07:39:42 AM
correction: I can't do PCB today (game over on stage 3)

cleared SA fine
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on September 29, 2011, 12:41:42 PM
correction: I can't do PCB today (game over on stage 3)

cleared SA fine
I can relate to this kind of thing.
I've 1cced SA without bombing, but I can't do the same for PCB.
Also, forgetting that on hard, the first fairies in MoF actually shoot at you...and then promptly getting hit.  twice.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SleepingTerror on September 29, 2011, 03:29:01 PM
Dying to Cirno on Easy.
No really, Game Over and everything.
._.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on October 01, 2011, 12:01:40 AM
75 fps isn't as easy as it looks. Or maybe it's just been that long since I've played PCB.

Game over to Prismrivers on normal, what.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on October 02, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piADwaLxPsA

this. :/

I don't even know how I survived the first few seconds.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 03, 2011, 11:33:04 AM
Messed up a perfect Satori fight on BoWaP... whut?
I'm cool with it though. As long as I capture the hard stuff i'm happy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on October 04, 2011, 07:33:20 AM
Every goddamn time (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=16187)

Something goes goddamn wrong

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Schezo on October 05, 2011, 12:25:21 PM
Did I just get Wriggle kicked by Nitori's blurb and run off again?

Hell I haven't even been kicked by Wriggle. Ugh.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on October 05, 2011, 12:59:57 PM
I've been rammed by Kogasa in Ten Desires between her nonspell and spell (on hard mode, she jumps to the middle of the screen for the spell start and she stays where she is on normal... 'twas a great derp).
One of my friends has been Keine kicked, almost got Mystia kicked once too.
I am yet to be rammed by a boss as they enter the screen.

random MoF lunatic run to see how far I get, fail Stage 1, fail Stage 2, continue, get all the way to midboss Sanae-continue again and derp Stage 6 in so many places it's not even funny I actually had a chance to 3cc the game but NOOOOO,I get hit by Kanako's second nonspell.  I didn't even die to Stage 3, and captured Nitori's first spell, what?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on October 05, 2011, 07:54:22 PM
Did I just get Wriggle kicked by Nitori's blurb and run off again?
Hit and run :o
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on October 06, 2011, 12:02:40 AM
Just lost two lives by crashing into the same ufo. :/
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on October 06, 2011, 05:40:09 AM
2 bombs in stock, maxed out Trance meter against Yoshika's first non-card. Pressed C instead of X, then died with bombs in stock on her first card. I was saving that trance for her second non-card and Poison Murder =(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on October 06, 2011, 08:43:26 AM
This was inevitably going to happen. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=16211) So damn close to total perfect Kaguya, but noooo, I had to fail Rising World with 1 second left.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 06, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
Well... How about dying on all of Youmu's non-spells. Urgh. Dying twice on Asura Sword. Double Urgh. Dying on the final spell. That takes the cake. She just pulled a Koishi and I won't tolerate that! RAPE TRAIN GO!!! If I don't succeed within two attempts, its fail.

Maybe I should wait for tonight though and catch a little nap when I get home from school. My playing is seriously trash when I'm tired.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on October 06, 2011, 03:04:34 PM
Note to self
Do not play UFO as the first thing you do in the morning

you will suck
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on October 06, 2011, 07:11:45 PM
Haven't played for a few days. I suck so bad haha, couldn't be bothered playing thats why i possibly suck? Yes. next time be motivated to play.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: qno2 on October 06, 2011, 07:52:54 PM
Not accomplishing anything and actually getting worse as it goes on: break time.  Shouldn't have underestimated Ultra after the first six levels but that's what I get for being stubborn. It's way out of my league at this point but... I got so close, multiple times, it's possible (even for me). Always giving me just enough sense of achievement so I don't stop trying.

Definitely got Keine kicked and wasn't happy about it ( = stopped playing and facepalmed myself to sleep).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on October 06, 2011, 09:54:37 PM
Note to self
Do not play UFO as the first thing you do in the morning

you will suck

So true. Got destroyed on the first stage on normal. :/
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on October 08, 2011, 07:42:39 AM
I have no idea how to do Youmu's second non-card on PCB Ultra
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 08, 2011, 11:42:48 AM
Looks like a load of BS to me
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zap on October 10, 2011, 05:55:09 AM
Ended up dying in IN by Keine flying onto the screen... No danmaku, no enemies, just her flying onto the screen for a boss fight.
I do think I just got hit by one of her famous headbutts...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: qno2 on October 10, 2011, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Zap
Ended up dying in IN by Keine flying onto the screen... [...] I do think I just got hit by one of her famous headbutts...

Quote from: I have no name
One of my friends has been Keine kicked

Quote from: qno2
Definitely got Keine kicked

Keine has been quite busy, eh?


Recent derp: just about everything I attempt. What is going on with me? *sigh*

The highlight was in SA hard, no deaths up until Satori, captured nearly everything, felt good about the run.

I nearly lose all my lives to Satori. To her out of everyone. Sure, haven't played a whole lot against her with ReimuA (Yukari) but I even lost a life to Satori's own spellcard. There are just no excuses for this.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on October 10, 2011, 11:16:27 PM
So I was playing PCB Extra and didn't start far enough to the left for the first nonspell, resulting on me being trapped at the side. No points for guessing what happened after that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on October 11, 2011, 12:53:28 AM
Okay I need to either stop attempting IN Easy no focus perfect with Sakuya or else stop acting like an idiot.

Flying up next to Wriggle's face for the entire boss fight or attempting to randomly no-horizontal an attack isn't so hilarious when I realize that hey I just died to Wriggle on easy. (Substitute Keine or a stage 2 fairy as necessary.)

Over. And. Over. Again. Come on, I need to at least have the decency to die to something actually challenging like a Reimu nonspell. (What the hell was ZUN drinking when he designed those.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on October 11, 2011, 05:44:23 AM
I just had a great UFO hard attempt...at least until I died to FOUNDERING ANCHOR OF ALL THINGS!!?!?!?!?
The run just went downhill from there, resulting in ragequit on Nazrin.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Trickysticks on October 11, 2011, 02:04:29 PM
I've been kicked byyyyy...

Wriggle
Nameless Midboss Spirit(TD Stage 1)
Nitori
A fairy in TD Stage 1
Sanae

I think I should stay away from the top of the screen. Really, I should.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on October 11, 2011, 08:31:39 PM
Oh hey Mega Flare is coming up next, is that a life piece Utsuho just dropped? I KNOW, LET'S POC IT! BRILLIANT!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on October 12, 2011, 11:41:04 AM
I just died while supergrazing Tongue-Cut Sparrow.

And I didn't even ram Parsee to do it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on October 13, 2011, 07:21:27 AM
Used a bomb..... But there was nothing on the screen. No fairies. No bullets. Nothing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on October 13, 2011, 08:44:05 AM
Used a bomb..... But there was nothing on the screen. No fairies. No bullets. Nothing.

Lolol
I do this all the time
Even better, is when I bomb at the spell card invocation PSHEWWWWOOOOOSSSHH because I'm so tense. >.<
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 13, 2011, 09:19:58 AM
I was trying to a pacifist of TD Stage 3. After all, Yoshika is what I consider to the fun part of Ten Desires. So here goes the horrifying derps I suffered:
- One miss to midboss Kogasa's non-spell. Another one to her spell. Despite them being so easy.
- Then I get three misses on Yoshika's 2nd card. Derp. Its her hardest card but really, I died way too much. Fun boss though even if those non-spells kinda stopped being intimidating back when we were still playing the trial version. Except for the third one. That's still nice.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on October 14, 2011, 04:31:50 AM
Even better, is when I bomb at the spell card invocation PSHEWWWWOOOOOSSSHH because I'm so tense. >.<

I do the opposite all the time.  I bomb at the end of a spell card.  Especially fighting Mokou cause she explodes all the time and that noise makes me want to bomb.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on October 14, 2011, 07:35:53 AM
I keep dying to Koishi's first non-spell
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on October 14, 2011, 08:00:18 AM
I was just sitting there watching this slow ass bullet come at me and I ram into it. (Reimu C SA)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 14, 2011, 09:30:09 AM
Guys. I just got killed by both of Yamame's cards. I guess she made me sick.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Valantus on October 15, 2011, 09:44:00 PM
I was playing PoFV Normal, when I ran into an iceicle-bullet on stage 1 (battling Cirno obviously)

I used a bomb on Keine's 1st nonspell

What's wrong with me D:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Archin on October 16, 2011, 06:48:32 AM
-_- got hit by Lyrica's non spell card, really!! All I had to do is tap over a little bit. Also completely screwed up Youmu's 4th non spell card and all I had to do was sit still until she throws knives and tap over a little bit. All on normal.

But on a side note I was laughing so hard watching a replay back in January. Yea some how that one has still survived. I died fighting Alice's non spell card just before Scarlet Sign "Red-Haired Dutch Dolls"  on Normal. HOW!! The card cancels out after you dodge the first 3 bullets. I laughed so hard I was literally crying.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on October 16, 2011, 10:36:06 PM
Guys. I just got killed by both of Yamame's cards. I guess she made me sick.
I hope this was for the special challenge!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on October 16, 2011, 10:40:02 PM
That's the worst part. It was for the scoring challenge.  :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on October 17, 2011, 03:45:14 AM
Anyone who's read the rage thread knows about my UFO hard failures.
death with 3 bombs in stock to Murasa's first nonspell.
bombed the nonspell, derped the spell, grabbed a red UFO when I had 2 greens, then died grabbing another UFO.
This isn't so much rage-inducing as much as a 'double black derp butterfly'
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on October 17, 2011, 04:04:14 AM
I play UFO on easy for jokes.
Die on Narzin's nonspell and spellcard on stage 5.

For odd reasons I can never beat Narzin on Easy without loosing a life now. But i'm perfectly fine on other difficulties.

I also get really nervous while playing touhou games... I do that "derp" move almost all the time.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: psyfaqs111 on October 17, 2011, 05:17:38 AM
im working on EoSD right now
until yesterday i was able to get to remi's last spell
however
today i continually die at weird places....
1 death at rumia (?!?)
2 deaths at cirno (?!?!?!?!?!?!!?)
1 death at meiling (!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!)
and another death at third STAGE, not boss.....by running INTO a bullet...................
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on October 17, 2011, 05:28:38 AM
One death each to Ex Chen's patterns.

Frustration meter: 755%
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on October 17, 2011, 05:40:00 AM
Going into Embers of Love blind isn't a good idea :V That or I should see where I should go so I don't wall myself
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on October 17, 2011, 05:47:22 AM
Speaking of Cirno deaths.
icicle fall on normal. There was a time in my life where that was the olny time I would die while playing EOSD.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zap on October 17, 2011, 08:51:09 AM
Ugh, don't remind me about Icicle Fall.  :(
I kept dying to Icicle Fall since a week ago. Never had trouble before... Cirno hates me or something.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on October 17, 2011, 10:58:38 AM
I'm trying SA Lunatic with MarisaB.

I can't even pass Stage 3. what

I need sleep.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on October 17, 2011, 03:30:54 PM
*is trying to 1cc EoSD Hard for the 568th time* Alright, Stage 4 with four lives and 3 bombs. Doing pretty well here.
*runs into white bullet after using a bomb* ...okay, that wasn't so good but I'll keep going.
*bombs bullet-spamming faries*
*dies*
*ragequit*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on October 18, 2011, 06:20:29 AM
MoF lunatic Stage 3
Stage Practice runs:
no deaths, 2 bombs on Nitori, 4 power after the stage.
Actual runs:
2 deaths, usually both to the stage, usually 3 bombs on Nitori (if I deathbomb in time), 3 power after the stage.

Why can't I do that stage in actual runs, it's pissing me off now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on October 18, 2011, 07:56:50 AM
Ugh. That special challenge. T~T

I got face raped by rocks so bad that I refuse to play with ReimuC ever again.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zap on October 18, 2011, 09:04:36 AM
I think EoSD just hates me in general now... Rumia got me on her first non-spell card, on normal...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aba Matindesu! on October 18, 2011, 11:47:52 AM
UFO Normal SanaeB.

Ideal runs from S1-4.

Lose 5 lives to Shou before ragequitting.

I guess playing Touhou with a bad flu isn't a very good idea.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on October 18, 2011, 10:19:21 PM
I think EoSD just hates me in general now... Rumia got me on her first non-spell card, on normal...

Same thing happend to me the other day...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on October 19, 2011, 02:11:52 AM
I keep pressing C instead of X when Trance meter isn't full while running into bullets
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on October 25, 2011, 05:41:57 PM
I keep dying to Letty's final spell card on Hard.
it's freaking static why can't I dodge this
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Archin on October 25, 2011, 07:19:16 PM
Going for a 1cc, PCB and reached Yuyuko for the first time. I died starting her non-spell card. Really? -_-

Plus the Prismriver Sisters were giving me hell this game. -_-

replay (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=16598)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: _cf on October 27, 2011, 04:57:53 PM
I think EoSD just hates me in general now... Rumia got me on her first non-spell card, on normal...
Are you trying to milk her patterns for lots of graze points? I tend to play EoSD better when I stick to a "less graze = better" ideal.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Formless God on October 28, 2011, 09:24:33 PM
Quote
well i think i'll probably try a NBNT miko run
Quote
6 deaths
Nope.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on October 30, 2011, 06:47:27 AM
So for some strange reason, I don't think dying to Youkai Polygraph with bombs in stock is exactly an optimal run. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 03, 2011, 08:50:52 PM
I decided to play me some Subterranean Animism. Mixed results. Stage 5. Capture all the hard stuff: Cat Walk, Ghost Wheels, Whatever the 1st card is called and fail at... which parts? How about the spirit right before the midboss? Or the two midboss non-spells? Oops. I guess I wasn't quite awake. From that point i was like, 'heh, this is probably gonna be a run where i beat all the hard stuff and fail at all the easy stuff.'

I was right. Well, I didn't fail Orin's first two non-spells, I fail her third and that was actually also pretty damn embarassing. Not that its necessarily an easy attack but more because I failed it pretty stupidly. Randomly hitting keys not looking properly at bullets usually doesn't work.

If that's not enough for ya, then I died at Mt. Ooe. That came as a surprise.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ark on November 04, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
Dying to Mt. Ooe isn't a shame if you're playing at 90fps.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 04, 2011, 09:12:01 AM
No but I was playing at 60FPS. That's why its embarassing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Formless God on November 04, 2011, 09:28:47 AM
Stop dat whining, 1/8 Ooe capture rate here.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 04, 2011, 12:03:28 PM
Stop dat whining, 1/8 Ooe capture rate here.

No. Its your 'Supposedly Easy Card that I fail at'-card. Not mine.   :V
You gotta push your boundaries though. I've gotten better at my old nemesis, Hells Tokamak. Now its Vajra of Perfect Buddhism which should be easy but I keep derping it. Well, not all the time but way more often than what is acceptable.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: qno2 on November 04, 2011, 11:09:04 PM
Seems that I'm currently afraid to even try to dodge so my brain takes a vacation and my hitbox just sits there, praying that nothing will hit.

Even with Mamizou's wonky bullets (and the birds having nearly the same color as the background, when will ZUN finally learn?), my performance is abysmal while doing the stage. And spell practice? Doing not too bad, sometimes I'll screw up but at least I know where I screwed up and what to avoid next time. How about transferring that experience to the actual stage? No? Just going to sit there, not reacting, just praying? 

*sigh* Fine. Just sit there, me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on November 06, 2011, 06:33:41 AM
>is playing 10D Extra at 90FPS
>dies to Mamizou's opener

derp
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: EvelynNoSpaces on November 07, 2011, 09:59:42 AM
Let's go try for a normal clear of SA!
>Select Marisa B
Stage 1: Alright looking good!
Stage 2: All cards captured? SWEET.
Stage 3: Some super pro wave dodging, I rule so incredibly hard.
Stage 4: 4 Deaths. What. I never die here. NEVER.
Stage 5: Rapid fire bombs and deaths. I quit.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on November 07, 2011, 12:57:43 PM
Lately I've been playing Ten Desires (I just got the English patch off gensokyo.org (and hence ZUN's latest update, yay~)) and it seems I'm making a lot of derpish mistakes. I'm sure everyone agrees it's piss easy c ompared to games like PCB and UFO, and when I watched my replay I noticed that the final boss probably had easier spells than Chen in Easy PCB. But whether in Normal or Easy I always seem to kill myself while trying to rack up Graze and score. And I'm very stingy with my Trance (i.e. I forget to use it). I managed to successfully 1cc it with ease, but I'm appalled at how stupid my deaths are.

Also, I was trying to Icc Easy MoF, and I managed tor each Kanako with only two (derp-induced) deaths at Sanae's stage (one from htiting a fairy, the other to Sea Opening which has never happened before ) so I reached the purple-haired goddess with 6 Extends in stock. I reach her final spellcard with 3 lives (lost one to the invincibility nonspell, one to her first spell, and one to her penultimate spell (IDR what it's called  :V) thinking 'Oh, I'm going to do this, she can't be that bad~' Then I start to panic with my movements, and end up desperately panic bombing when she has her invincibility up. One death, two deaths, then a third from my Shift key jamming. I got her to about 1/3 health and I had gotten into the rhythm of the micrododging. SUDDENLY, I knock my CHemistry books off my desk, and, startled, I let go of the keys. Cue game Over music. SO CLOSE... :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Aba Matindesu! on November 07, 2011, 12:59:53 PM
4 deaths in PCB Stage 3 Hard.

Granted, I was playing in less-than-favorable conditions (ON THE FLOOR MUCH?), but that's just sad.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on November 09, 2011, 10:09:13 AM
Wow, I haven't had a run against Orin that bad in a long time.

Here's some perspective: I have no deaths in the entire run up until Orin.

I enter Stage 6 with 3 lives left.

WHAT IS THAT.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on November 12, 2011, 12:54:13 PM
I died to Colourful Rainbow Wind Chime and Extreme Colour Typhoon.

On normal

With two bombs+ in stock each time.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: PJ on November 12, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Ten Desires, on a normally perfect run, I tend to get gameover'd by Futo.
stupid boat.
stupid arrows.
stupid mumble mumble
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on November 13, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
Hating TD too much, for dying too much in stage 1 on lunatic just trying to get a decent score of 25M+
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on November 13, 2011, 09:15:39 PM
Gah, got to Resurrection Butterfly on a PCB Hard 1cc and then derped the 3rd wave of red butterflies. I will get this someday...if I stop dying to Youmu with bombs in stock. That lulzy death to stage 3 didn't help either.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on November 14, 2011, 06:42:42 PM
I was doing semi-decently with Yukari today.

Then this happens:
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/511/isuckthevacuumii.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/isuckthevacuumii.png/)

After that, I was pretty much thrown off the wheel.

However, I did capture BoHaY (Somehow pressed 'X' at DBF. Dunno why I did it, since wouldn't have to have done it. Most likely because it reminded me of vacuums.) & got semi-decent score. Most likely due to the fact that I did semi-decently until dying at one of the easiest cards Yukari has.

Here's the replay.
Suck on that, Vacuum. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=16927)

Laugh at it.


Also, if you're interested in vacuums that totally do suck, contact me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on November 16, 2011, 01:04:28 PM
well...I could have had a UFO easy 120 FPS 1cc...but I completely derped the Stage portion of Stage 6 (enter 4/0, get a bomb, grab bomb then die, die to Nue without bombing)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on November 17, 2011, 02:51:30 AM
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=16977

So I decided to practice PCB Lunatic stage 6.

On the second last card, I manage to dodge everything until like 3 seconds left... *spoon*.

On Resurrection Butterfly, I do the first eight waves with no problems. Ninth wave = *spoon*.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on November 17, 2011, 11:38:51 AM
Managed to reach Yamame in the special challenge with 28.5 million score. Proceed to capture her opener and her first card, then die to both her non spell and her last card super derpy, and fail to shoot down the yin yang orbs in stage 2 before the midboss, and ended up at a worse score than before anyway. But atleast I proved myself right about my estimations.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on November 18, 2011, 05:58:41 PM
Not the most thought out plan. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/AKA_Gluttony/DS36.png)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on November 18, 2011, 06:49:33 PM
Just had a great EoSD Extra run and reached QED for the first time. What's the derp, you ask?

Four stupid deaths.

One of them is at Kagome Kagome, which I capture like 90% of the time.
TWO of them are at Maze of Love, which is much worse than my 1D average (~_~).
One of them is at Cathe.. something, the one with the blue bubbles + balls. Very, very stupid death. Maybe even worse than the first one.

Yeah, I would have finally cleared this were it not for those. Talk about disgusting.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on November 18, 2011, 09:59:31 PM
Recently i've made a spectacular failure by smashing right into Nitori on her first appearance as midboss (when she shows and flies away) when rushing to POC :D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on November 19, 2011, 11:41:17 PM
Just had a great EoSD Extra run and reached QED for the first time. What's the derp, you ask?

Four stupid deaths.

One of them is at Kagome Kagome, which I capture like 90% of the time.
TWO of them are at Maze of Love, which is much worse than my 1D average (~_~).
One of them is at Cathe.. something, the one with the blue bubbles + balls. Very, very stupid death. Maybe even worse than the first one.

Yeah, I would have finally cleared this were it not for those. Talk about disgusting.

At least you can actually get to her with four lives. I have to work with 3 every time.

Anyway, I was doing a random practice at EoSD stage 6 normal and died twice to Remilia's opener. What.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sen on November 20, 2011, 06:22:21 AM
At least you can actually get to her with four lives. I have to work with 3 every time.

Anyway, I was doing a random practice at EoSD stage 6 normal and died twice to Remilia's opener. What.

Are you saying you can't reach Flandre without using all your bombs and then dying? What sections are hurting you the most? I'm going to guess Patchy's final spellcard and the books?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on November 23, 2011, 12:32:58 AM
Are you saying you can't reach Flandre without using all your bombs and then dying? What sections are hurting you the most? I'm going to guess Patchy's final spellcard and the books?

Semi-typical run:
- Bomb to the red and blue bullet-spewing fairies after the red streaming section (I know there's a method but it doesn't always work for me)
- Bomb to the death fairy
- Bomb on Patchouli's first card (my most hated card in the entire game, pretty much)
- Die to Royal Flare (sometimes I capture this but then die to her final card)
- Bomb on Phillosopher's Stone
- Bomb on the last wave of books
- Reach Flandre with 3 lives and 1 bomb.

My first clear of the stage got to her with 3 lives and 0 bombs. For me to have a decent chance of beating her I have to reach Maze of Love with that amount of resources, which meant I perfected her up until that card. It's not the issue though. I just hate the stage.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Piranha on November 23, 2011, 01:02:13 AM
EoSD Normal. Stage 1-3 without death or bomb. Then I lose all of my lives to Patchy.

What.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on November 23, 2011, 06:24:56 AM
Semi-typical run:
- Bomb to the red and blue bullet-spewing fairies after the red streaming section (I know there's a method but it doesn't always work for me)
- Bomb to the death fairy
- Bomb on Patchouli's first card (my most hated card in the entire game, pretty much)
- Die to Royal Flare (sometimes I capture this but then die to her final card)
- Bomb on Phillosopher's Stone
- Bomb on the last wave of books
- Reach Flandre with 3 lives and 1 bomb.

My first clear of the stage got to her with 3 lives and 0 bombs. For me to have a decent chance of beating her I have to reach Maze of Love with that amount of resources, which meant I perfected her up until that card. It's not the issue though. I just hate the stage.
Wait, what? Didn't you beat Flandre before? I should definitely go practice her more often, and my deathbombing skills since I use maybe 2 bombs in the whole stage. Still haven't got to QED
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on November 23, 2011, 06:45:37 AM
Semi-typical run:
- Bomb to the red and blue bullet-spewing fairies after the red streaming section (I know there's a method but it doesn't always work for me)
This one is perhaps the easiest one to avoid, especially if you use a powerful shot type
(reimuA would have to go through a few extra bullets).

You get to the fairies with 120-127 power (not full 128, by not collecting everything during the streaming red bullets phase),
concentrate all fire power on the first one (which appears in the top center and shoots blue bullets) to speed kill.
Then, as the set of 2 fairies comes and start shooting, you move up to the very top and collect the big P,
which makes you go to full power bullets.
After that, since you have lots of space, you can just go concentrate fire on the fairies that come after to speed kill them.

- Die to Royal Flare (sometimes I capture this but then die to her final card)
My safespot strategy seems to work with all chars (Marisa A is the only one that doesn't have to move though).
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,6504.msg392132.html#msg392132
Old terribad replay (that demonstrates the point): http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=9624
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on November 23, 2011, 09:21:57 AM
- Bomb to the death fairy
- Bomb on Patchouli's first card (my most hated card in the entire game, pretty much)
- Bomb on the last wave of books
I find these parts pretty easy actually.
For the death fairy, dodge the unfolding walls to the left.  They get bigger, so you can get an almost unavoidable situation near the end of its life.
Silent Selene, I stay near the bottom and dodge the pellets without worrying about damage, I capture it about 90% of the time
There is an aimed part of the books, so sitting in one corner then moving towards the other removes some of the bullets you have to dodge.

My average stage run bombs Philosopher's Stone, and one of either the fairies if I screw up the full power, the death fairy, Silent Selene or Royal Flare if I don't feel confident.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 23, 2011, 12:46:12 PM
Had a flawless run of TD's Extra Stage go wrong as I do something incredibly retarded and fly into a yellow amulet on that card where Mamizou cosplays. That was pretty fail. I did however get a clear and it said something about being able to get an extra ending for 1cc'ing the game with a character you have previously cleared with if you have 3 or more bombs in stock. I wonder what that's all about.

And I wonder why nobody has uploaded the endings because going through the game 8 times makes me go 'holy fucking jesus'.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lepetit89 on November 23, 2011, 02:09:03 PM
Publishing endings is against ZUN's terms of use I think.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 23, 2011, 04:33:22 PM
I went and checked and it appears you are right. I'll just get people to find me some sort of legal loophole and... or I could just play through that bloody game and see those endings. I guess I'll do that.

I wonder why ZUN is so concerned about the endings being published but meh. I'll do kindly as he said. I am, after all, the person who paid an obscene amount of money to purchase TD so... :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lepetit89 on November 23, 2011, 04:52:39 PM
I went and checked and it appears you are right. I'll just get people to find me some sort of legal loophole and... or I could just play through that bloody game and see those endings. I guess I'll do that.

I wonder why ZUN is so concerned about the endings being published but meh. I'll do kindly as he said. I am, after all, the person who paid an obscene amount of money to purchase TD so... :V

Haha, you aren't the guy who paid ~100? on eBay post-release, are you?
Think it might have something to do with getting to watch the endings yourself. it's up to the people, but I've always thought that watching the credits and the ending after a 1CC is awesome beyond belief. UFO on Normal when it was the last game to 1CC has been the greatest one so far, love the credits there.

Speaking of UFO, finally got around to going for the Lunatic 1CC again, funny how I always make mistakes in actual runs after I notice them for the first time in Practice. A UFO ran into me before Stage Boss Kogasa when I couldn't see anything because of the character portraits. Messed up my UFO order for Stage 3, which then caused other mistakes which eventually caused me to run out of steam on Minamitsu's second-to-last Spellcard. Of course, it wasn't the only mistake, but it's funny how much trouble one little UFO can cause.  Want to unlock that Stage 4 for Practice already, UFO is a lot of fun for people who like to strategize.

Edit: Alright, and unlocked. Love how easy things are when I don't mess up my strategies, even made a few mistakes here and there. Too bad I didn't prepare plans for Stage 5, might have gotten Shou, too, but only got to her second NS-Pattern. Oh, well, time for practice, only one step and I can get ready for Stage 6, I am excited!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on November 23, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
Wait, what? Didn't you beat Flandre before? I should definitely go practice her more often, and my deathbombing skills since I use maybe 2 bombs in the whole stage. Still haven't got to QED

I did beat her before. It took me ages with 3 lives but I managed it. Getting to her with 4 would be a very big help though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on November 23, 2011, 05:30:42 PM
I did beat her before. It took me ages with 3 lives but I managed it. Getting to her with 4 would be a very big help though.
Yup, seemed to remember you doing posting it before.

Kanon's post is pretty much the method I use for the two fairies that shoot blue stuff. For me the death fairy is about 70% success. Silent Selene (I'm surprised you would hate this more than Marionette, Princess Undine and Scarlet Netherworld) is about 90% capture. For that one it helps to stay further up the screen as much as possible (until the rows form a full circle usually), then it's a matter of staying in front of her. Royal Flare is a pain, the angles mess with my head so much I've only captured it once (Wait, twice according to Spellcard history? When did I manage that?). And Philosopher's stone is around 50-50 now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 23, 2011, 07:39:24 PM
Haha, you aren't the guy who paid ~100? on eBay post-release, are you?


No, no. Don't worry, not that much. I don't even recall exactly how much it was just that it was a lot more than the game would cost once its released to the doujin stores. And that's before considering shipping.

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Think it might have something to do with getting to watch the endings yourself. it's up to the people, but I've always thought that watching the credits and the ending after a 1CC is awesome beyond belief.

I can imagine. For UFO that is.

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But it's funny how much trouble one little UFO can cause.  Want to unlock that Stage 4 for Practice already, UFO is a lot of fun for people who like to strategize.

You don't need that, just improvise!  :D Oh and good luck with clearing the best game. In the series.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on November 23, 2011, 09:01:28 PM
Yup, seemed to remember you doing posting it before.

Kanon's post is pretty much the method I use for the two fairies that shoot blue stuff. For me the death fairy is about 70% success. Silent Selene (I'm surprised you would hate this more than Marionette, Princess Undine and Scarlet Netherworld) is about 90% capture. For that one it helps to stay further up the screen as much as possible (until the rows form a full circle usually), then it's a matter of staying in front of her. Royal Flare is a pain, the angles mess with my head so much I've only captured it once (Wait, twice according to Spellcard history? When did I manage that?). And Philosopher's stone is around 50-50 now.

I practised a little and I get the two fairies almost all the time now. The only character I can't do it with is Reimu A, but I guess I just need to get used to it. For me the death fairy is about 10-20% success. I always seem to get walled; it's too luck based. Same with Silent Selene.

I've captured Royal Flare more times than any of her other cards, weirdly enough. I tried the safespot method and can do the first wave but the second always screws me over.

Philosopher's stone is sometimes an insta-kill/autobomb and other times a capture. There's just too much stuff coming from the sides and diagonally. I can capture it more than Silent Selene though.

edit: I looked at my records for those three cards and:
Silent Selene: 8/169
Royal Flare: 9/168
Philosopher's Stone 7/164

Apparently I haven't captured her last card more than Silent Selene xD I think it's because I usually get there with a bomb and use it because I panic.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on November 23, 2011, 09:21:59 PM
My capture rate on those 3 cards is (someone else had this score.dat before me, so idk the actual values)
14/23
2/23
3/22
Funny, I thought I captured Royal Flare more times than that.  I only played the stage about a dozen times, and I remember 2 captures of Royal Flare and 3 of Stone, and missing Silent Selene between 2 and 4 times.

Ten Desires 90 FPS normal: I got spawned on in Stage 3.  twice.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on November 23, 2011, 09:30:42 PM
Funny thing, yesterday was the frist time I ever 1CC'd EOSD on Normal.
Yeah I know.

I've 1cc'd it on hard but i've never been able to do it on normal.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on November 23, 2011, 09:54:40 PM
Whoa, never said I consistently 4L it to Flandre. I guess I can do that if I bomb more, which I don't. Actually, I almost never bomb, I'm just stubborn like that. So I usually get to her with like... 3. Guess you could say I'm trying to no-bomb it unintentionally.

Currently my efforts are directed at SA Extra, which is just... argh.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on November 23, 2011, 11:13:50 PM
The only once i cleared EoSD extra i've got to Flandre 4/0 but the only cards i've captured through the run were: Silent Selene, Cranberry Trap, Laevatein and QED :D I have no idea how i captured lastspell facing it for a first time.

As for more derps in EoSD. Recently i made a normal no bombs 1CC with ReimuB. All went perfectly untill Princess Undine where i died twice >_<
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on November 26, 2011, 08:49:20 AM
Herp let's give Alice a hug while trying to circle around her  during her shield phases.
Let's do this three times.

By the way, it might just be me, but any damage you do to her during her shield phases seems to transfer over to the next phase. Is this just me?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on November 26, 2011, 09:25:16 AM
By the way, it might just be me, but any damage you do to her during her shield phases seems to transfer over to the next phase. Is this just me?
I noticed that as well. It seems you can dramatically shorten the next phase by shooting her behind the mirror. So it's not just you.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on November 26, 2011, 02:18:56 PM
Lost first life to being smashed by Keine

Lost second life to being smashed by Marisa.

Ah well, best normal 1cc yet with 1.9billion points. Could have been a lot better though. And with that all teams are 1cc'd on IN normal
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on November 27, 2011, 08:36:27 AM
PCB Normal, MarisaA (for the tournament) .... 8/3 going into Prismrivers. I limp out with 3/2. Still manage to clear despite even more derps on Yuyuko.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Koakkuri on November 27, 2011, 09:11:19 AM
Was doing really well on a SA run, had only died once so far.

Then I died three times on Needle Mountain of a Former Hell. Three. I really have no excuse. Failed to clear, too. Sigh.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on November 28, 2011, 11:50:16 AM
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1668/10vacuums.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/11/10vacuums.png/)

Two deaths on Boundary of Humans and Youkai.
One death on the third wave of DBF.
Border break durin' Double Death Butterfly.
Several bombs with some noncards & the stage.

AND A DEATH TO YUKARI'S FOURTH NONCARD.

Yukari may be the greatest troll of Gensokyo, but I for sure are the Greatest Vacuum of Gensokyo.
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3290/thegreatesvacuumofgenso.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/thegreatesvacuumofgenso.png/)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 28, 2011, 12:58:49 PM
I died four times while clearing PCB Phantasm on Ultra. I don't even know if its bad or not but i'm posting it here regardless.:D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: qno2 on November 28, 2011, 03:57:46 PM
Last 6 seconds of Flawless Nirvana (again...). For once Yuyuko doesn't decide to wall me in with nigh-invisible bullets inside the great butterfly-wall and I do such a stupid mistake ("oh hi there easy-red-bullet brigade, do you mind if I panic for no particular reason?!")

Let me sit in a corner for a bit.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on November 28, 2011, 08:45:17 PM
Was doing really well on a SA run, had only died once so far.

Then I died three times on Needle Mountain of a Former Hell. Three. I really have no excuse. Failed to clear, too. Sigh.
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no excuse

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Needle Mountain of a Former Hell

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excuse

 :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on November 28, 2011, 09:19:15 PM
:V
The spell excuses one death.
Maybe 2 if it was a no bomb run.
But there is never any excuse for dying three times to the same spell.
Except Flying Fantastica ultra.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: zephyredx on November 29, 2011, 09:13:23 AM
321 tries on Seiga Kaku's hellish Overdrive...and still no capture T_T This number of attempts beats out:
-Fantasy Heaven (246)
-SA Lunatic 1cc (150+)
-ALL of Byakuren's spellcards on Lunatic combined (less than 300), minus Purple Mist which I haven't captured yet
-ALL OTHER TD spellcards combined (probably less than 300)
in my book...wtf?
Maybe I just suck against Seiga because she is the cutest character in TD...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on November 29, 2011, 12:00:57 PM
Kogasa is kicking my ass today.  :(
I am playing at school right now though so that has a significant reduction of my playing abilities. Outside distractions and all that. I did at least have one of my classmates ask me where I get those mad skills from. And that was at the end of the stage. Ignorance is bliss. :)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on November 29, 2011, 02:27:57 PM
321 tries on Seiga Kaku's hellish Overdrive...and still no capture T_T This number of attempts beats out:
-Fantasy Heaven (246)
Interesting that you have 321 tries at it so far, that was my final attempt count before getting it.
Which was also my highest attempt count for anything, Fantasy Heaven coming in second at 281.

90 FPS is no excuse for getting destroyed by Komachi in PoFV.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: zephyredx on November 29, 2011, 06:35:50 PM
Interesting that you have 321 tries at it so far, that was my final attempt count before getting it.
Which was also my highest attempt count for anything, Fantasy Heaven coming in second at 281.

Well I finally captured it, and the final count was...539 attempts  :o
This more than doubles my Fantasy Heaven count -.-
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on November 30, 2011, 03:56:19 PM
Well I finally captured it, and the final count was...539 attempts  :o
This more than doubles my Fantasy Heaven count -.-

You have to look at that video http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=7sucMca8hIQ#t=383s over 100 attempts before the guy actually got the way this card needs to be done :)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on December 01, 2011, 02:30:49 PM
Hurp
What is this
Did I just
Wipe in Ten Desires Easy
All
Of
My
What

Those mistakes, my goodness.
Dying to Yuyu's first nonspell, then twice in Stage 2 and wiping to Yoshika.
SOMEONE KILL ME NOW those derps are unforgivably bad.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on December 04, 2011, 04:11:29 AM
PCB stage 2 normal: I'll just run up through a cluster of yin-yang orbs to the POC and grab the items - oh wait, I'm dead. Let's make the same mistake in stage 1 after I restart, then die to Letty's opener.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on December 04, 2011, 07:32:49 AM
I do not like Sanae in TD, derped too many times because I am too used to Youmu :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on December 04, 2011, 09:02:28 AM
I was so ecstatic....
I was playing IN on a whim in Hard, and managed to reach Reisen's easiest spell (the last one)
I had to pause and 'brb' to the computer.
Get back
Lose all 3 lives I had miraculously retained (2 stars on the status screen)
I normally suck at Hard difficulties so I was a bit annoyed.
It wouldn't be a derp, but it seems I can't interrupt my sessions beyond Easy without getting thrown off.
Kind of stupid when I'd dodged half the card no problems already.
T^T
That's what I get for using Yuyuko.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on December 04, 2011, 10:26:31 PM
Hi, I'm the guy who can die 6 times trying to pacify Subterranean Sun. Lol, what the heck happened? I tried to shoot it to its final phase and then time out. Not because its something that I want to do seriously or something but I was playing the stage and decided to see how well I could do it. Not very well it seems. :)

At least I make up for it with an almost perfect Stage 5 performance. Only one very dumb miss at Ghost Wheels and one at the streaming portion after Orin because the game decided to be a dick and block my way with popcorn.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on December 04, 2011, 11:25:19 PM
>capture Saruta Cross

>die to Sanae's last spell for the first time ever

WHAT IS THIS.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 05, 2011, 07:10:05 PM
NMNB pacify UFO stage 6 up until byakuren, die twice (unintentionally) to byakurens opener.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on December 06, 2011, 12:25:27 PM
I just had the derpiest death ever on Fujiyama Volcano. Made even worse since I finally recaptured the nonspell before it. Sometimes I amaze myself at the ways I can screw runs up.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: jc_foster on December 07, 2011, 06:03:08 AM
Is it bad when the only card I capture in a MoF stage 4 run is Illusionary Dominance?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Vael on December 08, 2011, 02:21:28 AM
 :ohdear:

So I've managed to beat all the games I have on easy mode (*phew!* and it only took six months!) and then when I try my hand at Normal, for everyone...I die. Randomly at any stage up to the third spellcard or no, I just die, I haven't yet reached the fourth stage even on PoFV (and that's the one I played the most).

Gonna go through what guides I can over here (thank you all who posted them), but trying to graduate from Easy to Normal has taught me just why these games are so legendary.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on December 08, 2011, 02:48:04 AM
:ohdear:

So I've managed to beat all the games I have on easy mode (*phew!* and it only took six months!) and then when I try my hand at Normal, for everyone...I die. Randomly at any stage up to the third spellcard or no, I just die, I haven't yet reached the fourth stage even on PoFV (and that's the one I played the most).

Gonna go through what guides I can over here (thank you all who posted them), but trying to graduate from Easy to Normal has taught me just why these games are so legendary.

You should try playing on Hard. While you might not be able to get far, you'd see how much easier Normal will be after being used to stages on Hard
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on December 08, 2011, 02:58:34 AM
You should try playing on Hard. While you might not be able to get far, you'd see how much easier Normal will be after being used to stages on Hard
You can't be held back by common sense in Gensokyo. Play on Lunatic.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on December 08, 2011, 08:36:17 AM
So I somehow manage to fail every card in a fight against Reisen except for Idling Wave. :V

Also bombing Subterranean Sun for no reason whatsoever, at the very beginning while it was still charging, and otherwise capturing the card but not getting the bonus for it. I have no idea why I did that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 08, 2011, 02:21:17 PM
Also bombing Subterranean Sun for no reason whatsoever, at the very beginning while it was still charging, and otherwise capturing the card but not getting the bonus for it. I have no idea why I did that.

Awesome... I just did something similar, when the red bullet field was still spawning I noticed that I didn't pick up the point items from the previous spell and rush straight up into the growing field of red bullets and die. And proceed to "capture" it afterwards.

-edit-Got the actual Subterranean Sun capture now!  :toot: -edit-

I've yet to properly capture it though, and her second to last spell I've gotten down to the humming noise and derped. It seems Okuu lacks a single really difficult attack, which puts her below Kanako. I would consider Miko harder too, but it's only because I didn't have any knowledge about her attacks before trying them unlike with Okuu (watched replays).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on December 08, 2011, 02:45:07 PM
It seems Okuu lacks a single really difficult attack, which puts her below Kanako.
You consider Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction and Peta Flare as "not difficult"? Unless you mean just getting past them with a ReimuC bomb makes them easy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 08, 2011, 02:55:57 PM
You consider Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction and Peta Flare as "not difficult"? Unless you mean just getting past them with a ReimuC bomb makes them easy.

Eh, they seemed fair enough, got easier when I stopped hugging the bottom of the screen. I got them within 10 tries which means they aren't as hard as VoWG that takes over 50, or Guze Flash which took over 100 in spell practice.

They are obviously harder when you get to them in a score run and all that tension is building up and the randomness could always screw you over. It's not like I would seriously try to capture them in a 1cc unless I'm out of bombs  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on December 08, 2011, 03:14:59 PM
Now I actually have something to put in here, a death on Blazing Wheel of all things. ::)

Eh, they seemed fair enough, got easier when I stopped hugging the bottom of the screen. I got them within 10 tries which means they aren't as hard as VoWG that takes over 50, or Guze Flash which took over 100 in spell practice.

They are obviously harder when you get to them in a score run and all that tension is building up and the randomness could always screw you over. It's not like I would seriously try to capture them in a 1cc unless I'm out of bombs  :V
Eh, I tend to judge the difficulty of something by how often I'm able to capture it, not just by how long it takes for a first capture (I don't think the latter is accurate enough). Example, I still die on Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction most of the time (my "post-reset" capture rate is 6/15). I'd suggest keep playing those cards - you'll see just how well you can perform them and improve your dodging skills in the process. :V

Wait, Guze Flash took that long?

And yeah, in theory that might come up, but I enjoy Utsuho's boss fight so much that I think I'd be able to manage normal survival tactics against her (it felt like that for that one scorerun I completed a year ago; I really need to get more consistent as stuff so I can actually finish another).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on December 08, 2011, 03:56:50 PM
Now I actually have something to put in here, a death on Blazing Wheel of all things. ::)
Eh, I tend to judge the difficulty of something by how often I'm able to capture it, not just by how long it takes for a first capture (I don't think the latter is accurate enough). Example, I still die on Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction most of the time (my "post-reset" capture rate is 6/15). I'd suggest keep playing those cards - you'll see just how well you can perform them and improve your dodging skills in the process. :V

Wait, Guze Flash took that long?

And yeah, in theory that might come up, but I enjoy Utsuho's boss fight so much that I think I'd be able to manage normal survival tactics against her (it felt like that for that one scorerun I completed a year ago; I really need to get more consistent as stuff so I can actually finish another).

Don't you sometimes have a hard time to begin with against a certain attack but after you get it once it becomes easier? I see your point though.

Yes, Guze Flash was a nightmare for me, but then I was able to capture it again no problem when I went for Miko's non-spells in stage practice. It's semi static so once you know what to do it gets much easier.

Dude, you *do* need to finish another score run! What would you aim for now? Over 4 billion?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on December 09, 2011, 12:32:47 AM
I hate HATE Hell's Tokamak, like seriously I don't get how people are saying that damn thing is easy. I mean I can almost always last a long time in VoWG, but that card just slaughters me with deaths everywhere if I try to capture it and not bomb preemptively.

As for the derp of the day... I died to the first bullet that appears in SA Stage 4.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on December 09, 2011, 01:11:56 AM
I hate HATE Hell's Tokamak, like seriously I don't get how people are saying that damn thing is easy. I mean I can almost always last a long time in VoWG, but that card just slaughters me with deaths everywhere if I try to capture it and not bomb preemptively.
I think most of that spell's difficulty comes from making you nervous. If you keep cool and only move when necessary it shouldn't be too bad. Also don't stand in the middle.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on December 09, 2011, 10:48:21 AM
The issue is that its tough to decide when its necessary to move. The style of dodging is pretty unorthodox which can make the pattern hard to follow. Its something you can get used to however. Nowadays I usually only die if I decide to pacify it. Not always of course but sometimes.

As for myself, I suddenly felt like playing S4 and S5 in TD and managed to get myself killed against Seiga on the final spell after perfecting everything else.  :V
Its the card that's easy to do without touching the Z, Shift or Up/Down Keys man...  :blush:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: qno2 on December 11, 2011, 03:01:20 PM
Wish I could finally stop making stupid mistakes in SA Stage 1-3, maybe I'd finally 1cc it then.  :V

Currently kinda busy and can't play a whole lot - the no focus of SFN will have to wait a bit. Didn't help that my motherboard just died a week ago (guess what, the warranty expired in November).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on December 12, 2011, 08:44:19 AM
So. I restart Phantasm four times wondering why can't I get the borders correctly during the starting spam. It's most likely due to me suckin' more than usually today.

After fift fail in such way, I get furstrated and watch HB's scoring runs' starting portion.

Then I notice I'm using focused bomb when I should be using the unfocused one.

Thank you, two hours of sleep.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on December 12, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
Apparently you can't spell either.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on December 15, 2011, 02:46:11 PM
35 failures on Prince Shotoku's Out of Place Artifact before capture

This...
This is just embarrassing....
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jq1790 on December 16, 2011, 01:59:23 AM
Get to Unzan with 3 spare lives (UFO Demo, Normal).
(insert icon here)
Proceed to lose 2 lives to the second spell card, one to the final nonspell, and the last to the final spell card. 

Debating on if this goes here or the RAGE thread...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on December 16, 2011, 09:30:14 PM
I have just lost Ten Desires and spent 4 credits in the process. Obviously high on tao.

I got a most awesome ending. Sanae being scared of Miko. Guess which Shrine Maiden has just lost all respect one could ever have had for her?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on December 16, 2011, 09:34:47 PM
PCB Hard:
*die to Chen's opener*
*restart*
*clipped by Cirno's opener*
*restart*
*walled on Lingering Cold*
*restart*
*get all the way to stage 5, lose 2 lives before the midboss, crash into Youmu while misdirecting her opener*
*ragequit*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on December 18, 2011, 11:45:45 AM
Got to stage 5 on lunatic in EoSD...

Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down Sakuya, no need to go all out apeshit on me.

One death on her opener, and final death on her 2nd spell. Almost there to beat lunatic!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on December 19, 2011, 08:48:48 AM
After not playing EoSD on Normal for a while, I almost forgot how Icicle Fall worked :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on December 19, 2011, 02:45:27 PM
Got to Mamizou's final spell. Lost on the first damn wave.

Then proceed to learn the spell via Spell Practice. Capture on the 14th attempt. Then charge at the blue frogs during slowdown for no reason only to learn that they actually kill you, making me die with "spell card bonus" written on the goddamn screen. Yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on December 19, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
Well, I was playing EoSD on Easy to see if I could perfect it.
I died to Icicle Fall.
By running into Cirno during the safespot.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lepetit89 on December 21, 2011, 09:23:09 AM
So I'm trying to beat my old High Score for the UFO Extra Stage. Things go reasonably well, Nue's last Spellcard, trying to see if I can capture it or if I'm going to fail the last wave again since it usually lasts a little too long due to the Survival Spellcard depriving me of Power. I enter the last phase, dodge, dodge, Nue starts going boom, to my surprise, forgot that I had more Power than usual, so she went down rather quickly. In fact, I was so surprised that I looked at her to figure out what was going on, which then caused me to get hit by a bullet, losing an Extra Life, the Spellcard Bonus and my shot at improving my High Score. Dang!

Edit: Okay, another run, now I know why I was surprised - she doesn't make any noises when she's about to go down. Oh, well, the next run was leagues better anyway, first capture ever of the Multicolour-UFO Spellcard, woohoo!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on December 21, 2011, 02:09:12 PM
Hey let's bomb Descent of Izuna Gongen during a no-bombs PCB extra with two lives in stock.

(Thankfully I've already done this so I don't really care about losing the run, but that's just...why.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: shurcle on December 22, 2011, 02:47:27 AM
Getting as many lives as possible for stage 5 th12.
Backed up into slow moving bullets on stage 3 of th12.
They were literally half off the screen already and I backed up into it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on December 23, 2011, 12:55:46 AM
Hey let's bomb Descent of Izuna Gongen during a no-bombs PCB extra with two lives in stock.

(Thankfully I've already done this so I don't really care about losing the run, but that's just...why.)
When i'm about to pull a no bombs run i rebind the bomb button on gamepad to some unused one.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on December 23, 2011, 02:26:43 AM
durrrr haao doo i naut dye too UFO-N-S3-SC3 tuic.
allsew UFO-N-S4-SC3 & UFO-N-S6-NS4 tuic eech.

I mean those double deaths were just silly.  I guess not bombing explains why, but 14 deaths is abysmal.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on December 23, 2011, 02:28:09 AM
When i'm about to pull a no bombs run i rebind the bomb button on gamepad to some unused one.
Unfortunately I use the keyboard so that's not likely to work for me. ._.

Besides which, it's fairly uncommon for me to actually have runs turn out the way I plan them. For example, my no-bombs PCB Normal was a run where I planned to no-death the game but derped horribly, then realized "hey wait I haven't bombed yet". Obviously during that run I wouldn't have disabled the bomb key even if I could.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on December 23, 2011, 03:10:50 AM
I lost against Reimu in Marisa's story in SWR.  At the beginning during her nonspell phase.  Even though it has been awhile since I played SWR, that's just...yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on December 23, 2011, 10:49:43 PM
Sure let's move into the first bullet fired on Froggy Braves the Elements yeah that's a great way to perfect the stage.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on December 23, 2011, 11:10:44 PM
So my 8 year old sister was playing PCB Easy the other day

Stage 1 : perfected
"Oh my glob, I perfected that~"
Stage 2 : a death to Chen
"CHENNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Stage 3 : Some deaths to Midbosses Alices
"Errrrrrrrr. I could have done that."
Stage 4 : Being the first time she had ever seen this stage, she died to the stage introduction
"Awwww~ I wanted to see the sisters~"

Cue me immediately trying and dying to Cirno because lol LET'S PLAY WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN

To her merit....

She only got to the 125 point extend...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TimeSpaceMage on December 24, 2011, 11:13:11 AM
First time getting to Yuka in LLS... *sweatdrop*
"Hey, what's all that energy she's gathering..."

(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc454/TimeSpaceMage/th_pwned.png) (http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc454/TimeSpaceMage/pwned.png)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: GuppyForce on December 24, 2011, 02:23:57 PM
I just tried UFO Extra with ReimuB instead of SanaeB for the first time. Needless to say I was completely destroyed.

As for actual derps, smashed by Eirin in her entrance today and also died to Mysterious Snake Show.

On the bright side I reached Genetics :)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on December 25, 2011, 03:41:37 AM
I haven't played EoSD in a while, let's try normal no bombs.
*dies to Meiling's midboss spell, 2nd nonspell and last spell
*dies to the second to last set of fairies in stage 4
*deathbombs to Princess Undine because what is this (run was a failure anyway)
*dies to post midboss stage 5 spam
*dies to Sakuya's 3rd nonspell and 3rd spell
*game overs to the stage 6 opening spam
wait what happened why didn't I get to Remilia
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on December 25, 2011, 03:52:35 AM
GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Suddenly, Taizen cannot PCB Normal.

Bombing due to S2 faggotry
Death to midboss Alice
Three deaths to Stage 4
Perfect Prismrivers, Youmu
(A death to stage 5 though)
A suicide to the St 6 spam, so I could abuse the bombing-collects-items, only to get them all below the POC
Didn't cap Ageless Obsession because retarded
Dying to Mortality, again
Failed a cap of Repository of Hirokawa, my history sits at 2 / 5
Dying to Suizome because let's develop a new tactic
Failing a Resurrection Butterfly cap at 15s left

Finishing the 1CC with 511,000,000 points

>:( >:( >:(
I hate myself
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on December 25, 2011, 04:44:57 AM
First time getting to Yuka in LLS... *sweatdrop*
"Hey, what's all that energy she's gathering..."

(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc454/TimeSpaceMage/th_pwned.png) (http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc454/TimeSpaceMage/pwned.png)
LOL the EXACT SAME THING happened to me just now, on normal mode.
The power of Yuka...
Almost got killed by double spark later as well...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: TimeSpaceMage on December 25, 2011, 05:14:25 AM
Yeah it was a long time ago (*looks up* March 2010!) but it was still a good own.

Was playing EoSD Normal last night and restarted like 10 times from derps, to include running into shots/fairies in Stage 1, dying several times to one of Cirno's cards, and losing all my lives to Meiling. (I hate you Rainbow Wind Chime!). Went back through, final stage with no continues, I lose 2 lives to Eternal Meek T_T; go through Remilia and die on Red Magic. Well I had a bomb or two left but then looked up and saw she turned into a bat during it. ****~ she's invincible to bombs on this card...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on December 27, 2011, 01:36:37 AM
Dies to Hina's mid-boss spell card two times on normal.
Wat?

How I even managed to do that still boggles my mind.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Drake on December 27, 2011, 04:15:50 AM
so i was doing a no-death flandre run and i perfected everything until And Then, whereupon i was peaceably ending the blue wave and decided it would be a fantastic idea to throw myself into a bunch of bullets leaving the screen

then i finished the rest of the card and capped qed

gfdi
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on December 27, 2011, 07:17:27 AM
FCK what is wrong with me. Lost to Yukari twice in a row. All of them, extremely embarrassing deaths like dying to the very first line of bullet in her survival, completely unable to dodge BoLaD, suddenly blank out and can't read bullets in DBDB, dying to her 3rd nonspell, not to mention having eyes practically useless during Mesh of Light and Darkness. Also died once to the first spell... totally inexcusable.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on December 27, 2011, 07:32:51 AM
Well, um, I dunno.
I screw up on all of those parts too.
You are entering with max resources, right?

Also, Taizen still cannot PCB.
Lololololol Brute Sword is something I cannot get
People have tried to advice me on it, but I don't see what they're talking about :/
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on December 27, 2011, 07:47:41 AM
Well, it's been half a year since I last played PCB. Probably something to do with that. I still made it to the last spell despite all dat.
Hence the derp thread. Just somewhat annoyed at my rustiness.
I should be able to capture almost every single one of Yukari's card if I don't derp around like that.

* Brute sword
I dunno, I did fine simply moving to the side where the bullets have spread the furthest (i.e. the opposite side of where Youmu is)
so I can use the time slow to dodge thru. That was a looong time ago when I was still trying to 1cc normal though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on December 27, 2011, 06:30:57 PM
Haha don't know if this would go here but I just had the funniest touhou experince.

I booted up PCB and then it started to kinda bug out and it automaticly pressed start, Easy, and then Reimu-B . For a good while it was playing pretty damn well. I mean all it did was  go to the far right and ocasionally move up and down but it almost lasted though the first stage. Wish i had a replay but it started to spaz so the closest I got to a replay was it changing my name to RADOX.

Yep.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on December 28, 2011, 12:27:40 AM
I really should not be playing Touhou on my laptop while in a car on a bumpy ride. :V

I'm amazed I even managed to get to the first Marine Benefit Extra survival card, while I was playing like that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: strangedudemeh on December 30, 2011, 02:47:30 AM
Tried to 1CC MoF Normal recently and almost perfected Stage 2, captured Broken Amulet and got an extend. And then immediately afterwards I lost that extend on Pain Flow, Hina's easiest spellcard on Normal. (that I always captured before) And after that I failed royally on Stage 3 too.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on December 31, 2011, 01:54:50 AM
I will not try to capture Cranberry Trap with ReimuA.
I will not think that EoSD hitboxes are the same as PCB.
I will not attempt to dodge the red waves of Flandre's survival.
All of these will end horribly, and did.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on December 31, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
I will not think that EoSD hitboxes are the same as PCB.
me too!
I think PCB hitboxes is smaller than EoSD.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Sality on December 31, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
I think PCB hitboxes is smaller than EoSD.

I suppose it cannot be measured ?
Looking back at the past, I derp'd more in PCB than in EoSD.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on December 31, 2011, 09:50:52 AM
I suppose it cannot be measured ?
EoSD has different hitboxes from the rest of the Windows games.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Piranha on December 31, 2011, 02:03:58 PM
What the...?!

In my UFO Easy MarisaB 1cc attempt just now I perfected almost everything until Shou(8 lifes/6 bombs), then everything went downhill.
Reached Stage 6 with 3/2,  died on Byakurens final nonspell...

Damn MarisaB and her shitty bomb, I keep misjudging the bomb immunity...

 
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ranko Hoshino on January 02, 2012, 05:31:43 PM
Why do I forget that I can use bombs at random times? Maybe I secretly want to get hit instead? Please remember that you can bomb when you have bombs, me.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 02, 2012, 11:38:05 PM
I game-overed on Touhou 8 Stage 2 because I kept ramming into shit.

Also, I died on 1-3 on Double Spoiler because I tried to take a picture at 99%. No joke.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 02, 2012, 11:52:58 PM
Also, I died on 1-3 on Double Spoiler because I tried to take a picture at 99%. No joke.
Story of my life.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on January 03, 2012, 01:14:05 AM
so i was doing a no-death flandre run and i perfected everything until And Then, whereupon i was peaceably ending the blue wave and decided it would be a fantastic idea to throw myself into a bunch of bullets leaving the screen

then i finished the rest of the card and capped qed

gfdi

You know, because of you, I went into EoSD extra and tried Flandre. And something startlingly similar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SLUAf0utU) happened. Except double KO on QED, too.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ranko Hoshino on January 03, 2012, 06:34:53 PM
Why do I forget that I can use bombs at random times? Maybe I secretly want to get hit instead? Please remember that you can bomb when you have bombs, me.  :derp:
This and blindly flying into random stuff seem to be great for not getting Normal 1cc's.  :V

I really would like to unlock some more Extra stages.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on January 03, 2012, 08:31:55 PM
I don't know what my stance on Extras are.
They seem to be between Hard and Lunatic, about Stages 3 and 4 level in general.

I shouldn't be failing on Koishi's stage as much as I am

Hurp hurp durr cannot circle around fairies
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 03, 2012, 10:12:29 PM
UFO stage 4...
Hmmm... well, let's run to go for that blinking red UFO... *gets it at top left of screen* oh shit many bullets at the top.
*it's okay, I can dodge this... it's almost ending...*
*wait, doesn't that mean Nue...??*
Nue: surprise tackle! :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 03, 2012, 10:40:41 PM
There is nothing worse than making a ton of impossible "holy shit how did I ever even do that" dodges and then dying to a lone bullet.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on January 03, 2012, 11:02:36 PM
They seem to be between Hard and Lunatic, about Stages 3 and 4 level in general.
I wouldn't put them above hard. Then again, I wouldn't put some of them below hard either.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 05, 2012, 01:27:01 AM
I died to Koishi at her opener. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on January 05, 2012, 01:34:44 AM
I hit the first rock in SA
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Wisp on January 05, 2012, 04:13:26 AM
The urge catch every last point and power item, even if it means dodging quickly through a huge bulletstorm = many stupid deaths.
And I feel really bad inside if I let any items drop, for some reason. UFOs, bomb items, everything.

EDIT: Also, I've lost count of how many times I've been Wriggle Kicked.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 05, 2012, 02:27:30 PM
I died to Byakuren's last card (almopst captured it ) in my attempt try to 1cc ufo lunatic with 2 bombs in stock (everything slow down and then . . . . >:( )
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 05, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
I died to Byakuren's last card (almopst captured it ) in my attempt try to 1cc ufo lunatic with 2 bombs in stock (everything slow down and then . . . . >:( )
Welcome to the club! :D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lepetit89 on January 05, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
Welcome to the club! :D

One hell of a club, but yes, welcome.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 05, 2012, 03:56:32 PM
Welcome to the club! :D

thank you very much ~! :D

Quote
One hell of a club, but yes, welcome.
heheh XD
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on January 06, 2012, 04:53:26 AM
EDIT:
Posted in the wrong thread, derp
But if I'm here, may as well share my stupidity:
For the lulz, I decided to redo SA Easy with Maritroid Team.
Cue dying to Needle Hell (!!!) and Spleen Eater (!!!) as well as 3 stage deaths, a death on Cat Walk and on one of her nonspells
WHAT IS THIS IT'S EASY MODE AND STAGE 5 ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD
I musn't have been very awake  :(
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 06, 2012, 05:11:11 AM
I decided it was a good idea to try to capture Miko's third spell with only 1 life in stock when I had 2 bombs.  Oops. (normal mode, challenge run)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on January 06, 2012, 08:58:28 PM
Depression doesn't help touhou at all. can't even clear lunatic in 10D, hard on UFO, can't even pass first 3 stages....Adequately.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on January 06, 2012, 09:39:46 PM
Oh look, I accidently opened EoSD. I haven't played this in a while, let's try a stage 5 Hard practice.
*dies to Sakuya's midboss nonspell*
*dies to Clock Corpse*
*dies to The World*
*finishes with 0 resources remaining*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ranko Hoshino on January 06, 2012, 09:44:15 PM
So, I can make it a little way into fighting with Miko on Normal, but I have a decent amount of trouble getting to and especially beyond DAT ARROW DANCE. I also like to derp up randomly beforehand. Maybe I should be saving some replays for you guys to see. I can't get help if I don't show off my "skills".  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 07, 2012, 04:59:04 AM
SIX FUCKING DEATHS.

SIX FUCKING DEATHS. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=17906)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 07, 2012, 06:42:15 PM
I died at Satori's last spell by using wrong safespot :o
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 07, 2012, 07:37:38 PM
I died at Satori's last spell by using wrong safespot :o
Deep Mist Labyrinth has a safespot???
Wait, Great Whirlwind???
Return Inanimateness???
Extending Arm???
Whatever MarisaB's last Satori spell is???
I know it's Border of Wave and Particle, and I know it's right next to Satori.  It's an easy safespot to derp though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on January 07, 2012, 07:41:36 PM
136k point-item value (WR has 144k) when stage 3 starts, then I die. Then I fail Marisa's first card and something in the stage I can't remember. I end a ton of noncards way too early. I missclick X at stage 6. I fail three of Kaguya's Last Spells.

Hooo. That was fun, let's do it again tomorrow!

Deep Mist Labyrinth has a safespot???
You can "cheese" it doing only minimal movements, and misdirecting the boss. At least on normal, haven't really tried using Suika on other difficulties.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 07, 2012, 07:48:08 PM

It's an easy safespot to derp though.
hahaha . Really true ~!  :P
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 07, 2012, 09:13:18 PM
I just fucked up Selaginella 9 in one of my Stage 3 Lunatic practice runs (Touhou 6). To me, Selaginella 9 is easy as shit. (I am not a normal Lunatic player, but my track record goes against the idea that I should be bad at Selaginella 9)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 08, 2012, 05:00:38 AM
2 derps in MoF related to button presses.
I'm pacifying a stage, and I have 1 power.  So I decide to ram a bullet and deathbomb.
I death-shoot (press Z instead of X)
Then, I go to dodge, realize I messed up and push C instead of X.  I dodged it anyway though  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marisa Kirisame on January 08, 2012, 09:32:17 AM
Finally begins capping Nue's Red UFO card with ease with Sanae B, begins suddenly dieing on Green UFO of Loyalty for some unexplained cursed reason.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 08, 2012, 06:23:49 PM
How did I just do that badly against Yuyuko. HOW.

Entered with seven lives, came out of it with three, despite getting an extend during the fight. That just does not happen.

The worst part is that by some dark magic that run, of all of them, was the one containing my second ever capture of Sumizome Perfect Blossom. WHAT IS THIS. (I say worst because due to the rest of the fight being horrible, there is no replay.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ex-Nue on January 09, 2012, 02:53:45 AM
 :V

* Playing Esod on Normal

* make it to Sakuya with one life

*uses focus,,,, *I just realized I have no Hit box    :V :V :V :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 10, 2012, 01:29:35 AM
*plays UFO extra*
Enter Red UFO with Sanae B 4.00 power
*this should be the easiest thing ever*
*dies twice*
:V :V :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marisa Kirisame on January 10, 2012, 01:46:42 AM
*plays UFO extra*
Enter Red UFO with Sanae B 4.00 power
*this should be the easiest thing ever*
*dies twice*
:V :V :V

*does the same thing himself of the Green UFO Card....
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 10, 2012, 01:52:47 AM
Just watch this . . .  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qzp6fSIbKVY#t=474s)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 10, 2012, 02:10:04 AM
I tried to timeout Mystia's last word and backed up into a bullet with 6 seconds left.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marisa Kirisame on January 10, 2012, 02:51:19 AM
Just watch this . . .  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qzp6fSIbKVY#t=474s)

Most informative, thank you. =D I'll just shotgun the hell out of the Green UFO of Loyalty to at least clear a path for me. =D. I also use a shotgunning tech on Red UFO of Rage that clear 3 of them out before they really begin moving. =D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 10, 2012, 03:09:40 AM
Most informative, thank you. =D I'll just shotgun the hell out of the Green UFO of Loyalty to at least clear a path for me. =D. I also use a shotgunning tech on Red UFO of Rage that clear 3 of them out before they really begin moving. =D
You're welcome ~! :D
In that video have my most derp moment in touhou at Nue's survival spell  .
almost captured it and at 0.83 sec left . . .  :o
   which I have already captured it more than 10 times. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marisa Kirisame on January 10, 2012, 03:38:38 AM
You're welcome ~! :D
In that video have my most derp moment in touhou at Nue's survival spell  .
almost captured it and at 0.83 sec left . . .  :o
   which I have already captured it more than 10 times. :colonveeplusalpha:
Well it helped enough because it gave me a good tech for Rianbow UFO and let me shotgun the green to death (still died once on it). I JUST beat her for the first time ever. =D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 10, 2012, 04:43:10 AM
Well it helped enough because it gave me a good tech for Rianbow UFO and let me shotgun the green to death (still died once on it). I JUST beat her for the first time ever. =D
wow really ? I'm glad to hear that.  ^^" 
Congratulations ~! :D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marisa Kirisame on January 10, 2012, 03:34:10 PM
wow really ? I'm glad to hear that.  ^^" 
Congratulations ~! :D

Thank you. now I only have the TD extra left and I will have beaten them all. =) (which is giving me it's own unique set of porblems I plan to adress in the spell card help topic.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: SuperParadox on January 10, 2012, 06:59:40 PM
Played Mystic Square for the frist time in like, forever. I got my ass kicked on stage 3 but on stage 6 I olny died 2 times.
Where did all my skills go?
Wait, did I even have skills?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 10, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Played MoF Normal for the frist time in like, forever. I got my ass kicked on stage 4 but on stage 5 I only died 1 time.
Where did all my skills go?
Wait, did I even have skills?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 10, 2012, 11:19:00 PM
So I figured I'd take another stab at Gold medals in Fairy Wars. This time raising the bar from Normal to Hard mode. And yeah, the patterns have certainly gotten tougher and they were pretty tough to no-freeze before. Now... they have gotten really interesting. I'm just sad that ZUN omitted the practice start option in this game. That would've really helped.

Oh and if there were spell practice then the game would be fucking awesome. Imagine that. A playground with 250 hardass spellcards, some of them borderline impossible!
But whatever, can't get all we want. Just hope that this kind of bullet patterns show up in TH14 (though some would probably want to be nerfed a bit)

So why am I posting here? Because I've spent 6 attempts trying to Gold Medal Luna's 2nd card in Stage 1 and I haven't suceeded despite figuring out the pretty simple pattern after the 2nd attempt. I keep messing the pattern up though. Imagine that. Its getting late though and I'd rather not miss too much sleep so I'll capture it tomorrow.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on January 11, 2012, 02:19:47 AM
How does one manage to capture all of Ichirin's spell cards and yet die to each nonspell attack?  Including the first one.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 11, 2012, 02:21:57 AM
Not being able to dodge intersecting lasers but being able to dodge dense orb bullets and brofists?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Matt on January 11, 2012, 04:09:28 AM
Getting raped by Iku on Sakuya's story on SWR on hard... Her freaking invincibility spell card wtf.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 11, 2012, 05:28:54 AM
Vajra death by sitting still like an idiot
Complete Clarification death by standing on the line while the laser was about to fire.
All on normal mode - makes it even more derp :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 11, 2012, 05:35:08 AM
I have now finally been rammed by a boss as they enter the screen.  It took 9 and a half months of playing, but it's finally happened to me.
...
and it wasn't Wriggle.

It was Kyouko.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 11, 2012, 11:55:19 AM
I have now finally been rammed by a boss as they enter the screen.  It took 9 and a half months of playing, but it's finally happened to me.
...
and it wasn't Wriggle.

It was Kyouko.
It took me only 6-7 months and it happened to me more than 100 times now (because desires of score) :getdown:
stage 2 TD :It happen to me more than 10 times while I going to PoC stage 2 TD (PoC and then . . *Midboss huged*)  :o
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 12, 2012, 12:04:35 AM
I got to Byakuren with four lives and I think six bombs.

I didn't get past Devil's Recitation. See the rage thread for my response.

I have now finally been rammed by a boss as they enter the screen.  It took 9 and a half months of playing, but it's finally happened to me.
...
and it wasn't Wriggle.

It was Kyouko.

My first Midboss ram was Rumia on Easy, the first time I played Touhou.
My mindset was "OOH SITTING AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN KILLS ENEMIES INSTANTLY YAAAAAYYYY" *Rumia Kick!* "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME"
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on January 13, 2012, 12:33:00 AM
Decided to try to do a perfect normal stage 5 in TD since I was bored.

Run #1: Ran into a fairy before midboss.
Run #2: Bumped into the second big fairy in the opening in an attempt to get closer.
Run #3: Spaced out when doing midboss card and took an arrow to the knee
Run #4: Bumped into a big fairy again. Starting to lose my nerve at this point.
Run #5: Got hit by a random bullet during the first set of six fairies
Run #6: Somehow flew right into a bullet during the opener fairies

Maybe I'll try again when I'm calmer.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 13, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
So I just died to Orin.

IN STAGE 6.

 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 13, 2012, 03:53:50 AM
So I just died to Orin.

IN STAGE 6.

 :colonveeplusalpha:
which difficulty ? :V
that card is really terrifying at every difficulty(except easy mode) for me . :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on January 13, 2012, 11:59:39 AM
^
Yeah, that spell is annoying to time....

Oh, my derp, you ask?

ONE: For mere lolz, I decided to try Lunatic Imperishable Night. I  made it past the first two stages and up to Keine in Stage 3 with NO LIVES LOST (I'm a low level player) and then?
I died with bombs in stock three times.
But not on her spells.
I captured General Headquarters and the laser one (!!!)
I died twice to...
Country.
And once to a nonspell.
COUNTRY MFW WHAT.
Still amazing for me!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 13, 2012, 06:59:57 PM
Yuyuko. Fought her twice. None of the fights were good. First was worse than the second. Still, deaths to the 2nd card is probably justifiable because I haven't played this game for ages. And now I've gotten a bit of a reminder of why. Also lost once to that trailing flower bomb thingy. That one is on me though since its something that's based on skills rather than memorization.

Or rather, that's what I'd like to say but the truth is that every single Yuyuko card is easily handled through raw danmaku skills so I have no excuse for failing at any of those since neither of them are hard compared to what I've been through and mastered and seriously, that Repository of Hirokawa thing takes far too goddamn long. ReimuB can at least be criticized for not having a bomb that is powerful to make it go away. So okay, SakuyaA and ReimuA gets a few points here for making that go away faster or something.

Oh and failed 80% Reflowering twice. They were quite dumb deaths though so I can forgive myself. After all, If I can't even freeze stuff in Fairy Wars then how am I supposed to dodge a final card?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Marisa Kirisame on January 13, 2012, 07:03:07 PM
Attempted Satori's final scene in Double Spoiler. Enough said since doing that is a derp in and of itself. lols =)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Raikaria on January 13, 2012, 07:03:36 PM
Somehow managed to die on Wriggle's opening nonspell.

Bearing in mind I perfected Tewi not five minuites before ._.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 13, 2012, 09:45:01 PM
I just NOW realized that UFO SanaeB deals a shitload of damage at Point Blank Range (Up close to the boss to those who don't know) in my 1cc run, realizing it in the middle of Shou's Laser And Wall (Static lasers, so it's not Vajra.) card. It's something Justice. I realized it when I unfocused by accident and dealt a lot more damage.

Bear in mind that I've played with SanaeB for a long time. I mean since 2009, when I got UFO. For me to not notice this within the year itself, is absolutely depressing. This also includes the two fucking years afterward, one that I spent the end raging at Shou, Murasa, and Byakuren and threatening to neuter Shou and Nazrin (See rage thread page 9-10).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on January 13, 2012, 09:46:05 PM
PCB stage 6 Hard, Youmu flies on screen.
"Hey, I wonder what happens if you try to misdirect her attack? I've heard bad things."
*two seconds later*
"AAAHHHHHHHHH" *dead*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 14, 2012, 08:46:18 AM
So I died to Yuugi's Shackles card. :derp:

Clearly I am an amazing Touhou player. Or something.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 14, 2012, 07:58:20 PM
I 1cc'd Touhou 8 (Here) (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18127) and I took the 6A route. I made Astronomical Entombing, the ABSOLUTE EASIEST FUCKING FINAL CARD IN THE SERIES, look like fucking torture.

(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 14, 2012, 09:02:47 PM
I 1cc'd Touhou 8 (Here) (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18127) and I took the 6A route. I made Astronomical Entombing, the ABSOLUTE EASIEST FUCKING FINAL CARD IN THE SERIES, look like fucking torture.
Are you perhaps basing your opinion of it on the Easy version? That card is really quite difficult on Normal. Even harder than the Hard version.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 14, 2012, 09:04:55 PM
Are you perhaps basing your opinion of it on the Easy version? That card is really quite difficult on Normal. Even harder than the Hard version.

So, it suffers from "Mountain of Faith" syndrome? Yes, I based my opinion on the easy version.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 14, 2012, 09:23:44 PM
Yuck. I entered stage 5 with one life and made it to Okuu in stage 6.
A couple runs later I made it to stage 5 with 4 lives and game overed to Rin's last spell. :derp:

Edit: Blargh I'm an idiot. Terrifying Hypnotism is trivial, and I've been playing it like an idiot this whole time.

So, it suffers from "Mountain of Faith" syndrome? Yes, I based my opinion on the easy version.
Yes, it's the same thing going on. Slower bullets actually making the spells harder.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 15, 2012, 05:39:08 AM
I tried to play as Yukari Solo in IN.

I got Wriggle Kicked three times and then Tewi Kicked once.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д?)ノ︵ ┻━┻
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 15, 2012, 08:39:46 AM
Blargh I'm an idiot.
I have only just realized that there is absolutely no reason to ever capture Orin's spell in stage 6. Somebody ought to knock my teeth out or something. I am living in a moronic delirium.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 15, 2012, 09:04:00 AM
I have only just realized that there is absolutely no reason to ever capture Orin's spell in stage 6.
no bomb run.
0 power going in.
There's 2 reasons.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 15, 2012, 02:21:47 PM
no bomb run.
0 power going in.
There's 2 reasons.

Plus its insanely easy.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 15, 2012, 02:26:11 PM
I just got pwned by Icicle fall on hard. I can capture most cards of the game ( besides that one ). WHY!!!!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 15, 2012, 04:52:38 PM
no bomb run.
0 power going in.
There's 2 reasons.
The crows at the beggining restore your power so I think you should always be full. And a no-bomb run is a self inflicted thing, but fine. Heh. Nevermind I guess they don't. :V
Plus its insanely easy.  :V
Not at 90fps.  >=O (At least not easy enough to be worth it.)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: strangedudemeh on January 15, 2012, 06:29:09 PM
I've almost cleared PCB Lunatic! How many continues did I use? ...Five.  :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 15, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Lunatic at PCB is outright rape because of Youmu's hard to dodge sword and Yuyuko drops her  feasting fan at you.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 15, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Heh. Figures I'd see posts about PCB Lunatic, because that's what I just attempted.

I thought, hey I just cleared one of the harder Hard modes, PCB's probably a pretty easy Lunatic what with borders and all, it can't be THAT much of a step up, and besides I got to the Prismrivers ages ago when I was just barely able to clear PCB Extra, now I just perfected Extra. This shouldn't be too bad, right?

LOL NO.

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb stupid death stupid death early border break death bomb deathbomb death. I think my only capture on the whole run was Table Turning.

Clearly getting to the Prismrivers' final card instead of just their opener is an AMAZING improvement. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 15, 2012, 07:34:34 PM
The crows at the beggining restore your power so I think you should always be full. And a no-bomb run is a self inflicted thing, but fine. Heh. Nevermind I guess they don't. :VNot at 90fps.  >=O (At least not easy enough to be worth it.)

Oh yeah, I forgot you were working on that little project. Well, at that speed I suppose its quite tricky.  ::)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 15, 2012, 07:37:49 PM
Tried Lunatic Stage 4. Died at Lily White. Died by Fairies. Died Again by Fairies. Bombed. Died by Merlin lasers. Died again by Merlin lasers. Died by her spell. Died again.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 16, 2012, 10:16:49 PM
So I somehow managed to completely forget how to do the stage portion of MoF extra, dying something like fifteen times before even reaching Kanako. Even though I could trivially perfect that segment when trying for a ReimuB no-focus run. ???
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 16, 2012, 10:22:54 PM
I destroyed the whole Extra Stage with Marisa's Penetration Laser at the power of 3.00! Overpower  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 16, 2012, 10:24:10 PM
I died on the UFO Stage 6 opener fairies. Twice. Whut?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on January 16, 2012, 10:28:29 PM
"Hi nameless ball of light.  What's that?  Getting ready to leave, well I'll just hang out at the top of the screen so I can get the 1Up as soon as-PICHOOON"

Yea, I got hit by Stage 4 mid-boss as she was leaving.  I got the 1Up at least  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: qno2 on January 16, 2012, 11:09:37 PM
Trainwreck in EoSD lunatic. Still made it to Scarlet Gensokyo (and died while waiting for the item drop for max power, didn't even try to dodge = derp) - can't comprehend, what the hell; how did I make it up to the final spellcard? Guess this one consisted of 'slight derp' stretched out over the entire run as opposed to "critical derp/failure/lack of skill at the worst time" so it feels as if I had so much more of it in this run.

And another derp moment from StB. I take a picture and relax, stretch my arms, kinda satisfied at how I beat the scene: "oh, it's not over yet! One more!" Needless to say that I got hit. Still debating whether I should laugh or cry, silly me. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 17, 2012, 01:23:09 AM
"Hi nameless ball of light.  What's that?  Getting ready to leave, well I'll just hang out at the top of the screen so I can get the 1Up as soon as-PICHOOON"

Yea, I got hit by Stage 4 mid-boss as she was leaving.  I got the 1Up at least  :derp:

OH MY GOD LOL

But seriously, even my old, noobish self would know better than to do that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: strangedudemeh on January 17, 2012, 06:49:13 AM
In PCB Extra, THE EASIEST EXTRA IN THE SERIES... I couldn't even reach Chen. I don't even want to know how will I do in EoSD Extra.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 17, 2012, 07:29:16 AM
OH MY GOD LOL

But seriously, even my old, noobish self would know better than to do that.
It's the derp thread. Everyone has bad moments, and making fun of them is probably not the greatest thing to do here.

In PCB Extra, THE EASIEST EXTRA IN THE SERIES... I couldn't even reach Chen. I don't even want to know how will I do in EoSD Extra.
The main reason PCB Extra is considered easy is how much of it is rote memorization. If it's your first time and you don't know what to expect, doing badly is normal. Watching a replay can help tremendously; I can mostly recommend my recent perfect run (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18103). The only spots where I wouldn't recommend following my moves are Blue Oni Red Oni (which I highly suggest bombing during a standard clear attempt anyway, it's one of the few actually hard cards in the stage so it helps a lot that Chen doesn't have bomb immunity) and Princess Tenko (I get the basic idea right, but I move awkwardly at a few points and I don't even know how I made that dodge on the left side that one time near the end of it).

Just keep trying. Every try you'll get closer and closer. And when you win for the first time it is one of the best feelings in the world.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on January 17, 2012, 08:26:16 AM
I just got pwned by Icicle fall on hard. I can capture most cards of the game ( besides that one ). WHY!!!!

You mean Hailstorm :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: strangedudemeh on January 17, 2012, 09:22:25 AM
Oh, thanks for that replay. Though now I fail at Princess Tenko instead, and how! 10 times in a row.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on January 18, 2012, 03:24:39 AM
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18193

I'm still laughing, honestly
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on January 18, 2012, 06:41:13 PM
I saw that bullet. I seriously did see it, didn't dodge for some reason. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18200)

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1848/vitunvitunpersesaatana.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/4/vitunvitunpersesaatana.png/)

But I'm still going to do this...
some day!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on January 20, 2012, 08:10:59 PM
That one death that ruins your runs....Fuck you 10D.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on January 21, 2012, 11:19:25 PM
Another TD lunatic attempt with Marisa. Lost all lives before final fairy rush at the end of the stage 5, derped into a bullet, captured a couple of purple spirits during trance agony and got 15-pieces extend lol Wich i immediately lost and then died on Futo :]
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 22, 2012, 02:20:42 AM
Got killed trying to do the extra lives trick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7vGWrcdug) in Marine Benefit Extra. TWICE. Granted I was playing Marisa, but still, there is no excuse for that.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 22, 2012, 05:05:59 AM
Marine Benefits Extra - Reimu's 2nd survival spell
HURR DURR can't see anything but still stubborn and refuse to bomb.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on January 22, 2012, 12:02:01 PM
Got killed trying to do the extra lives trick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7vGWrcdug) in Marine Benefit Extra. TWICE. Granted I was playing Marisa, but still, there is no excuse for that.
Nice trick. Btw, first extend can be gained right after opening aimed circles fairies if you supergraze them. This game is surely broken in terms of resources.

Marine Benefits Extra - Reimu's 2nd survival spell
HURR DURR can't see anything but still stubborn and refuse to bomb.
I "cheated" it turning my monitor brightness and contrast to extreme values, so it becomes more visible :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on January 22, 2012, 05:21:34 PM
I died on Princess Tenko.

Shoot me now.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 22, 2012, 06:20:20 PM
I died on Blue Oni and Red Oni. Shoot the face
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 22, 2012, 06:43:02 PM
Got killed trying to do the extra lives trick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7vGWrcdug) in Marine Benefit Extra. TWICE. Granted I was playing Marisa, but still, there is no excuse for that.
FCK I do it with Reimu and I died to that MULTIPLE TIMES. WTF WTF. I hate this.
Why is it that I can't just have a good stage run without random deaths??
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 22, 2012, 09:57:59 PM
FCK I do it with Reimu and I died to that MULTIPLE TIMES.

How would playing with Reimu make you any better at the game? I'm much better at most of the Touhou games with fast characters like Marisa, this rules out Reimu being god because I'm actually worse with her BECAUSE she's slower, and when you have a small hitbox you feel spoiled and invincible and get killed more often. :trollface:

Quote
WTF WTF. I hate this.

If you hate the games so much, why play them? :trollface:

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Why is it that I can't just have a good stage run without random deaths??

Because you're not that good at shooting games? :trollface:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on January 22, 2012, 10:19:40 PM
Marisa, stop freaking killing me with your stars. Whenever I'm happily dodging them you'll just make one suddenly curve into my hitbox after going straight for 10 bloody seconds. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 22, 2012, 10:27:48 PM
Ehh, you wanna play troll Esu-chan? You are doing it wrong. Here's how you do it:

and when you have a small hitbox you feel spoiled and invincible and get killed more often. :trollface:
How about that being a lie? If you truly feel invincible because of a slightly smaller hitbox then there is something wrong with your mindset. :trollface:
Oh and if you really need Marisa's speed to dodge things in Touhou its because you are far too slow at spotting incoming projectiles. TROOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL.

Quote
If you hate the games so much, why play them? :trollface:
Well duh, because he wanna stop hating them obviously.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 22, 2012, 10:51:25 PM
There is a reason why it's in the derp thread.
Grazing that spell is insanely easy with Reimu.
It's not like the stage portion is hard either; a few bombs here and there would neuter all the dangerous parts.

How would playing with Reimu make you any better at the game? I'm much better at most of the Touhou games with fast characters like Marisa, this rules out Reimu being god because I'm actually worse with her BECAUSE she's slower, and when you have a small hitbox you feel spoiled and invincible and get killed more often.
I'm not sure what you are talking about. That post was specifically about Marine Benefits extra stage.
For grazing that spell, Reimu is just the right speed - Marisa unfocused, you might run too fast and get outside the safezone.
Also SA lunatic + any Marisa shot type = clip death :V

If you hate the games so much, why play them?
I don't hate the games. I like them a lot. I was disliking my really derpy playing.

Because you're not that good at shooting games?
No, because I was playing at 2am. Hence derp thread.
I've 1cc'd enough lunatics that this extra stage shouldn't be a problem at all - and I was right, I beat her the second time I reach her.
Even then, that was a fun stage to play, with some very unique challenges. The spells are very interesting, and so are the nonspells.
At some point I'll unlock Marisa and Sanae as well - they face completely different spells in the extra boss fight.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 22, 2012, 11:04:24 PM
I don't hate the games. I like them a lot. I was disliking my really derpy playing.

This. So very much. So why can't I make accurate unfocused movements at 90FPS yet?  :V

Cause' Mt. Ooe wants them bad and is the cause of a lot of my failures at timing the card out. Which I have now spent around 1 hour overall trying to do.
of course there are failures where I simply don't react or read stuff fast enough and get hit because of that but don't tell anybody please
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 23, 2012, 12:32:32 AM
Ehh, you wanna play troll Esu-chan? You are doing it wrong. Here's how you do it:

1. How about that being a lie? If you truly feel invincible because of a slightly smaller hitbox then there is something wrong with your mindset. :trollface:
2. Oh and if you really need Marisa's speed to dodge things in Touhou its because you are far too slow at spotting incoming projectiles. TROOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL.

3. Well duh, because he wanna stop hating them obviously.  :V

Problems:

1. Trolls can't lie?
2. Except that I can spot incoming projectiles when they're spawned, I can move just fine. I just prefer using Marisa because Reimu's sluggish movement fucks me over.
3. If I could just up and stop hating something I would have stopped hating spiders and other people years ago. I'm still a shut-in, so clearly you can't up and stop hating something.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 23, 2012, 02:06:44 AM
I still don't see how a person can prefer Marisa speed in game where most of the patterns are all about micro-dodging. The only games where I can think of slow speed being bad are the PC-98 games. SoEW to be precise.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 23, 2012, 02:11:18 AM
I still don't see how a person can prefer Marisa speed in game where most of the patterns are all about micro-dodging. The only games where I can think of slow speed being bad are the PC-98 games. SoEW to be precise.

PC-98 games were harder than the Touhou 6 - 9 games actually  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 23, 2012, 02:13:24 AM
They're actually quite easy when you're familiar with them. Except for...PoDD
That may very well be harder than UFO, when playing as one of the broken characters. Play as Chiyuri and... I'm not even sure it's ever been done before.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on January 23, 2012, 03:12:32 AM
PC-98 games were harder than the Touhou 6 - 9 games actually  :derp:
LLS and MS are some of the easiest touhous ever.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on January 23, 2012, 03:36:22 AM
LLS and MS are some of the easiest touhous ever.

Then how come I haven't 1cc'd either of them on Normal?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on January 23, 2012, 03:55:28 AM
Then how come I haven't 1cc'd either of them on Normal?
Try harder? There's always room for personal improvement.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Averruncus of Fate on January 23, 2012, 06:42:05 AM
For me, playing Touhou itself is a derp. I can't pass any of the games on easy...
So yeah.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 23, 2012, 08:40:14 AM
For me, playing Touhou itself is a derp. I can't pass any of the games on easy...
So yeah.  :V
Keep trying. When I started out, if you'd told me that one day I'd perfect Ran, I would have laughed bitterly and then possibly shown my inability to beat PCB Normal without multiple continues.

There is absolutely no shame in where you are right now. Just keep going and you can keep getting further and further and eventually you can really surprise yourself by what you're starting to find doable or even easy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on January 23, 2012, 09:17:44 AM
Keep trying. When I started out, if you'd told me that one day I'd perfect Ran, I would have laughed bitterly and then possibly shown my inability to beat PCB Normal without multiple continues.

There is absolutely no shame in where you are right now. Just keep going and you can keep getting further and further and eventually you can really surprise yourself by what you're starting to find doable or even easy.
Yeah. If someone told me a year ago that i'll be playing touhou lunatic, i'd laughed too :D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Averruncus of Fate on January 23, 2012, 09:22:22 AM
Why thank you, people. I just tried to play Mountain of Faith on Normal, and I died on Hina's intro. (Before even fighting her yet)
Guess more practices for me, then...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on January 23, 2012, 10:09:15 AM
They're actually quite easy when you're familiar with them. Except for...PoDD
That may very well be harder than UFO, when playing as one of the broken characters. Play as Chiyuri and... I'm not even sure it's ever been done before.

It's been done before. (http://vision.ameba.jp/watch.do?movie=167846) I'm not sure if any Westerner has ever done it though.

But yeah a PoDD Chiyuri lunatic 1cc is quite possibly the hardest thing you can possibly do in all of Touhou.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Raikaria on January 23, 2012, 11:24:56 AM
It's been done before. (http://vision.ameba.jp/watch.do?movie=167846) I'm not sure if any Westerner has ever done it though.

But yeah a PoDD Chiyuri lunatic 1cc is quite possibly the hardest thing you can possibly do in all of Touhou.

Forgive me for asking, but what's so difficult about doing it with Chiyuri?

She's where I usually die when I'm playing PoDD...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 23, 2012, 02:05:28 PM
She just doesn't kill the opponent as fast. Yeah, she's hell on wheels when you fight her, but the AI seems to have an easy time surviving against her. She also can't bomb while using a charge attack for some reason, but that's hardly your biggest problem.
And I think I may just have to make this my next goal. This or 90fps EoSD.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on January 23, 2012, 05:19:44 PM
Forgive me for asking, but what's so difficult about doing it with Chiyuri?

Your own boss attack is a dice roll as she has attacks that shoot an ungodly amount of reflectable white pellets and the AI is a master at reflecting every single one back at you.
What you get as a result is a ping-pong match of 100 bullets going at 500 m/hour of which you will inevitably lose the match of most of the time.
Really, your own level 4 is your worst enemy.
Kotohime as the stage 7 decisive match is also the worst possible character you can get for that and she will rape you completely to shreds.
Chiyuri herself is also really fast which makes dodging hard sometimes and her level 1 charge is kind of bugged in that you can't bomb while it's active.

She just doesn't kill the opponent as fast. And I think I may just have to make this my next goal. This or 90fps EoSD.

Her killing time is moderate, there are certainly characters that take a much longer time. The issue with her is survival.
And good luck if you're going to try this because it's seriously a thing of ridiculous proportions. I'm not kidding. Clearing with Chiyuri is 10 times harder than with anybody else.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on January 23, 2012, 05:39:41 PM
Her killing time is moderate, there are certainly characters that take a much longer time. The issue with her is survival.
And good luck if you're going to try this because it's seriously a thing of ridiculous proportions. I'm not kidding. Clearing with Chiyuri is 10 times harder than with anybody else.
Oh I thought it was just that she took forever. I've never done a serious attempt with her before so I never noticed her own boss attack screwing her over. :derp: Well I'll still take a shot at it, probably after EoSD, which will hopefully prepare me for light-speed bullets.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Jaimers on January 23, 2012, 07:42:20 PM
Oh I thought it was just that she took forever.

Nah that's Kana. She has an extremely high survival rate but it takes forever for the bosses to die. Mainly because non of her attacks do anything remotely threatening to the AI and almost all hits to the AI come from it ramming enemies.
A single stage can literally take up to 8 minutes.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zengeku on January 24, 2012, 10:50:55 AM
Meh. Fucked up a no-bombs run of MoF. The run had its moments like a splendid performance on Stage 4 and some really cool evasive moves on Stage 3 in situations where I'd otherwise be screwed but then I have to die stupidly on Stage 2. Twice. Once on the stage portion right before her midboss card and once on her 2nd spellcard. I dunno, the bullets usually doesn't cluster up like that. I don't think I die at all on Stage 3 or 4 until I hit Aya who then proceeds to kill me on her 1st spell, her 2nd and 3rd non as well as PWG. Sanae's stage even got me as I forgot how to properly approach it. So I died there twice too. Sanae was perfect obviously but then I stream the wrong way in Stage 6.

Stream the wrong way... I could probably even maybe have 1cc'd if I could just get through the Stage. Kanako only has a few spots that are dangerous though I'm sure I would've made a trivial mistake on Source of Rains or something like that.

The nice part about this run is that I only had deaths to easily avoidable situations that I failed due to not having played the game seriously for a long time. I'm sure I can pull this off one of these days. I guess that'll be my new goal. I'll try to attempt it once everyday.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 25, 2012, 04:02:33 AM
I just died 3 times in a row at pacifying easy sumizome. -.-
I think I need sleep ~! :C
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 26, 2012, 06:51:23 AM
I failed to 1cc Marine Benefit normal mode, twice. How is this even possible :V
Included in it is dying to stage five boss's last spell 3 times in a row  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Alpha Werewolf on January 26, 2012, 08:11:52 AM
 Things Alpha Werewolf does when not out of practice in <insert Touhou game>:
 -Not bomb at all, making it very hard to actually 1cc.

Things Alpha Werewolf does while really out of practice in EoSD and adrenaline'd because of that:
 -Die without bombing twice on Meiling's last spell card.
 -Still make it to the attack phase right before Red Magic after capturing Curse of Vlad Tepes for the first time in his life.

 Conclusion:
 -Need to play Touhou while out-of-practice and adrenaline'd in order to be good at it.

 Logic:
 -Dead.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on January 26, 2012, 11:47:38 PM
Lost my last life at Star Maelstrom (with bombs) before the stars showed up
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on January 27, 2012, 12:35:20 AM
Died at StB Sakuya.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: The Greatest Dog on January 27, 2012, 05:13:58 AM
You want to know the best way to ruin a run in which I captured BOTH Lightly Falling Large Raindrops AND Surprising Slash?
Die immediately after to the fairies after Kogasa.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ranko Hoshino on January 27, 2012, 07:41:06 PM
When I was going to try to practice Hourai Doll I accidentally picked Possessed by Phoenix instead. It took me a moment to figure out why Mokou wasn't appearing.  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zodiac on January 28, 2012, 02:43:41 AM
Oh Youmu . . . (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uyahmM3rdjY#t=277s)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on January 28, 2012, 03:16:17 AM
lol dying to Fantasy Heaven at 00 seconds
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on January 28, 2012, 03:39:59 AM
Dying to Red Frog at 02 seconds
Dying to Illusionary Dominance at 02 seconds
Dying to Suwa War at 02 seconds
Dying to Sinker Ghost at 02 seconds
Dying to Genetics at 02 seconds
Dying to Kokkurri-san at 02 seconds
Dying to Boundary of Humans & Youkai at 02 seconds
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on January 28, 2012, 04:23:10 AM
Did I just legitimately game over on Suwako? Really?

I feel like this is going to break the fabric of reality or something. At least I captured Red Frog...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on January 29, 2012, 02:54:46 PM
Earth Light Ray used to be easy for me. Used. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18446)

With this kind of performances, I'm never going to get that NFDB Normal. Maybe I'll just go for NFDBT TD Normal on the same charachter.

Or I could try NFDBNovertical (What at name) with IN easy. Possibilities, possibilities.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on January 29, 2012, 10:16:41 PM
Lost all lives before Futo and died on her first card. Then decided to take a continue and perfected the rest.. What the fuck?! :wat:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 29, 2012, 10:51:13 PM
Or I could try NFDBNovertical (What at name) with IN easy. Possibilities, possibilities.
NDNBNFNV?  good luck with Reisen.  Especially the 2nd and 3rd spells.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on January 30, 2012, 07:51:57 AM
NDNBNFNV?  good luck with Reisen.  Especially the 2nd and 3rd spells.
Yeah, I was rather sleepy while posting my previous post, so you could say that I did say something rather... idiotic.

The third spell, however, is somewhat possible to be done nonvertically with a bit of practice. At least on easy. The second one would be a nightmare.


On a more ontopic issue, I tried to micrododge Earth Light Ray in between the waves on Youmu without focus.

It worked. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18467)

So I could've done that instead of actually trying to misdirect the waves.

Agrggh.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on January 30, 2012, 11:31:37 AM
The third spell, however, is somewhat possible to be done nonvertically with a bit of practice. At least on easy. The second one would be a nightmare.
I actually did some testing and NV captured Reisen's third on normal, and going through the walls on her second is possible, so it's doable, at least with TAS : P
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on January 30, 2012, 12:07:47 PM
I actually did some testing and NV captured Reisen's third on normal, and going through the walls on her second is possible, so it's doable, at least with TAS : P
It seems to be quite possible indeed. Atleast with border team. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18469) Nevermind, RNG lucking out works fine for other teams aswell. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18470)

 Urrgh, School's computers slowdown is on it again.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on January 30, 2012, 07:02:18 PM
I knew no vert IN 1cc of Normal was possible, at least in theory. I could never stop screwing up and always lost to Reisen when I tried.

I think Nether team is probably best for it because you get more speed for collecting point items, yuyuko's spread for stages, and Youmu's bomb is decent enough. Also they don't do bad at bosses if you only use Focus to dodge  or reset Myon and shoot unfocused with Youmu for damage. Not to mention the whole getting a bomb after a stage if they have less than 3.

Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on January 31, 2012, 05:32:20 AM
Died to VoWG at 94 seconds, when I was about to capture :derp:
Then proceed to time it out with only 1 more death at 08 seconds.
what :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 01, 2012, 10:22:36 PM
Derped into "Taoist of the Land of the Rising Sun" Da fuq wuz zat? :o
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 01, 2012, 11:57:06 PM
Lost my last life on Stage 6 while trying to summon a blue UFO :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 04, 2012, 02:14:38 AM
Got hit by Kisume on normal lol
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on February 04, 2012, 02:42:45 AM
Dying to Red Frog at 02 seconds
Dying to Illusionary Dominance at 02 seconds
Dying to Suwa War at 02 seconds
Dying to Sinker Ghost at 02 seconds
Dying to Genetics at 02 seconds
Dying to Kokkurri-san at 02 seconds
Dying to Boundary of Humans & Youkai at 02 seconds
Dying to Possessed by Phoenix at 02 seconds
Dying to And Then There Will Be None? at 02 seconds
Dying to Nightmare of Heiankyou at 02 seconds
Dying to Mamizou Danmaku in Ten Transformations at 02 seconds.

:qq:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on February 04, 2012, 02:47:29 AM
Dying to Nightmare of Heiankyou at 02 seconds
This happens way more than I'd like.
But how about slamming into one of the opening lasers while collecting stuff during the spell invocation?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Yukari-Chan on February 04, 2012, 03:07:14 AM
Died at Mima. Lost all my lives. On 1 minute  :derp:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: strangedudemeh on February 04, 2012, 11:40:36 AM
So, I've just played PCB Stage 4 Easy to unlock Fazioli Dark Performance E (on spellcard results page, with everything else unlocked, including Lunatic and Extra). I was really sleepy at the moment, so I didn't noticed that I... failed. I didn't even got to the midboss!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: RegalStar on February 08, 2012, 03:18:17 AM
While I was doing a random anime-inspired stage 6 run in PCB, I came upon a sudden brilliance of trying to do resurrection butterfly by passing through the red butterflies before they expand (I'm pretty sure it's not a new idea, but I never tried doing it before). After a couple of practices, I managed to get the it mostly down that I can pass the red butterflies basically 99% of the time, so I decided to pull together a capture.

Attempt #1: I got hit by a blue butterfly at about wave 6 or 7.
Attempt #2: I got hit by a bubble with 2 seconds left on the clock.
Attempt #3: I flew right into a blue butterfly on wave 2, while trying to collect items.
Attempt #4: Normal screwing up a red butterfly wave
Attempt #5: Faceplanted into a blue butterfly again

I'm going to try again later. My arms are tired. (At least I managed a random Demon World capture)

EDIT: Apparently, ranting here is constructive somehow (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18658).
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: teefa85 on February 08, 2012, 03:33:06 AM
The time I sat there and let the ghostly tails catch me during Ghost Butterfly in a PCB run.  Which was just the latest mistake in a very messed up run I'd been having, including suiciding into fairies, and messing up a redirection trick I saw for Youmu's opener because my friend picked that moment to call me on the phone and I had to pause to take it just after hitting the button to end the dialog and start the fight.

And then there was a separate time where I crashed stupidly during Alice's first boss nonspell.  I usually perfect the Alice fight and in the rare instance that I fail anything it's her next to last spell.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 08, 2012, 11:33:30 PM
I've just missed one last fairy before Momiji and she shoot me from behind the bottom of the screen  :]
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on February 11, 2012, 02:35:31 AM
Going back to EoSd after a month of IN really makes you realise that you do rely on deathbombing a bit. I've stopped dodging carefully and I keep running into things...whatever, I'll try to fix this.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Star King on February 11, 2012, 03:49:41 AM
Was doing a run of Imperishable Night with Magic team, the one team I haven't gotten around to 1 CC'ing the game with yet. I made it to stage 4, and made it to the midboss, no problem. I began reading the dialogue because I haven't played IN in a while, and was absent-mindedly flying around the screen... and run right into Reimu and die. I had no idea that she had a hitbox during the dialogue, because pretty much everyone else doesn't. And I had 4 bombs.

/headdesk
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on February 11, 2012, 04:04:54 AM
Oh, boy, flailing around TD Stage 1 Lunatic trying to spiritswhore the stage enemies :V

On the bright side, I've (sort of) worked out a route to max out the Trance gauge right after that one fairy with the blue circles before the wave before the midboss.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Ross on February 11, 2012, 07:55:32 PM
Welp.  In Great Fairy Wars, I was trying to 1cc normal in order to unlock the fourth route.  I was going through the third route and I was on the last boss, and the final bullet that they shot hit me and killed me, and the last bullet I shot hit them and destroyed them, but I died first and used a continue.  Oh, not to mention that my motivation was literally at 99%.
...
Welp.
 :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on February 11, 2012, 09:09:34 PM
I just did a run of IN Easy to unlock some spellcards for spell practice.
Death to Keine's second nonspell.
Deathbomb to Stardust Reverie.
Deathbomb to Idling Wave. That was by far the most embarassing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on February 12, 2012, 01:07:27 AM
Ran into Yukari right before she faded out for Danmaku Bounded Field. Yes, I ran right into Yukari.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ふねん1 on February 12, 2012, 02:55:04 AM
I somehow died during Bewitching Butterfly.

I still have no idea what I hit. And it was during the transition between phases too.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on February 12, 2012, 09:06:36 AM
Ran into Yukari
It took me a while to understand this. I though you meant Ran Yakumo. :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on February 12, 2012, 10:25:52 AM
I'm trying to capture Hourai Elixir on lunatic.

Every time I get past the first phase - which is about every ten attempts. The pattern is just horribly dense and fast, making it rather hard to read -, I make some idiotic mistake. Such as running into a laser during the easy circling phase.

And when I finally get past the "green criss-crossing phase" (It's fourth phase for me), which forces me to do some really wicked dodges and seems rather.. dense, I misread my hitbox and die at 17 seconds of card left. During the breather, that isn't really dense or fast. Great work there, me.

Maybe I'll one day get past the EASY BREATHER OF DOOOOOM, and finally see what the final phase looks like.
It took me a while to understand this. I though you meant Ran Yakumo. :V
While I'm more of a "Yukari into Reimu"-person, even I got the hint. Ran has those tails, you know. ; )
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on February 12, 2012, 10:50:14 AM
I'm trying to capture Hourai Elixir on lunatic.
Try dodging the greens from the corner.

I died to Remilia's first spell.  With 4 bombs in stock.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 12, 2012, 11:54:21 AM
It took me a while to understand this. I though you meant Ran Yakumo. :V
I accidentaly into Yukari. Is this dangerous? :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on February 12, 2012, 01:03:57 PM
Try dodging the greens from the corner.
Ah, yeah, I am doing that.

It's still quite one, with... uhh.. double density and all.
(http://i.imgur.com/NXCW5.png)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on February 12, 2012, 03:08:34 PM
It's still quite one, with... uhh.. double density and all.
Ah.
Didn't realize you were playing ultra mode.
(which, btw, I haven't been able to get working for EoSD or IN-every other game it works fine for.  both games were installed off of a CD)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on February 12, 2012, 03:18:04 PM
For IN you have to delete the english patch to make it work. At least so it was in my case.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on February 13, 2012, 03:03:46 AM
"Let's no-death Remilia on Normal!"
*dies to second nonspell*
*dies to Scarlet Netherworld*
*dies to Scarlet Shoot*
*finishes with 0 resources*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on February 13, 2012, 05:12:56 AM
Hey, you know what? I have a sudden urge to play IN Easy with Reimu solo, and practice minimising focus usage!
*does not die to a single spell*
*ends up deathbombing about 12 times*
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on February 13, 2012, 09:55:30 PM
Hey let's forget Hell and Heaven Meltdown exists and try to no-vertical SA Normal.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 13, 2012, 10:34:46 PM
Hey let's forget Hell and Heaven Meltdown exists and try to no-vertical SA Normal.
Hmm.. Jade did it on easy. It's actually bomb-away attack if no vertical, isn't it?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chaotic Phoenixma on February 14, 2012, 12:13:12 AM
It's possible, but you pretty much have to get to Utsuho with max lives to deal with everything that becomes BS with no vert. It's the same thing with IN No Vert where you have to play near perfectly just up to Reisen, and it can still go wrong.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 14, 2012, 01:24:41 AM
It's possible, but you pretty much have to get to Utsuho with max lives to deal with everything that becomes BS with no vert. It's the same thing with IN No Vert where you have to play near perfectly just up to Reisen, and it can still go wrong.
I dunno how it goes on normal, but on easy it's just the last two attacks that matter. See this (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=13060) or this (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=13134) replays.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on February 14, 2012, 03:07:08 AM
Hey let's forget Hell and Heaven Meltdown exists and try to no-vertical SA Normal.
Shouldn't 4 bombs neuter it if you keep following her around?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on February 14, 2012, 07:10:14 PM
I just played EoSD Extra for the funsies, only to find out that I've vastly improved from last time.

And that I've forgotten what a hitbox was, apparently.

I'm pretty sure that's what failing to 3 of her non-spells and Kagome Kagome means, anyway.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on February 15, 2012, 01:49:47 AM
Shouldn't 4 bombs neuter it if you keep following her around?
Yeah, about that, I was kind of using MarisaA. So, uh, no.

(seriously i'm half amazed i even got that far)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 15, 2012, 04:47:03 PM
Yeah, about that, I was kind of using MarisaA. So, uh, no.

(seriously i'm half amazed i even got that far)
Arent MariAri bombs extremely deadly when used point blank? Or it's just the matter of their short invincibility time?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on February 15, 2012, 07:37:04 PM
He can't point blank if he's doing no vertical. :P
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 15, 2012, 07:45:06 PM
He can't point blank if he's doing no vertical. :P
Oh lol forgot about that. Well, then she's not the best character to do this. Maybe it's better to choose either Reimu or Marisa C like jade did in his easy runs. One because of strong bomb, another - because of her bomb may be used as border. Though in that run with MarisaC he barely ran out of resources at the end, so Reimu C looks more appropriate.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on February 15, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
Oh lol forgot about that. Well, then she's not the best character to do this. Maybe it's better to choose either Reimu or Marisa C like jade did in his easy runs. One because of strong bomb, another - because of her bomb may be used as border. Though in that run with MarisaC he barely ran out of resources at the end, so Reimu C looks more appropriate.

ReimuC has a good bomb for no horizontal, but in a no vert challenge it's not very strong or useful, ReimuA is far superior there. Did anyone beat SA Easy no horizontal yet btw?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on February 16, 2012, 06:31:57 AM
I did it again.  I got tackled by Nue as she was leaving the stage.  Only this time it was Stage 6.  I got all excited because I had 3 lives and bombs.  I forgot she leaves on the left side and when I saw her heading right I ran to the top of the screen and she suddenly whipped to the left and I entered the final battle with 2 lives and bombs and a broken spirit.  I made it to the nonspell before Maelstrom.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Puffy on February 16, 2012, 07:37:36 PM
Those days when you can barely get to stage 3 on EoSD lunatic, well not to a satisfactory standard. Fuck.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: ARF on February 16, 2012, 11:33:46 PM
I got RTG Lunatic down to <10 seconds and derped it trying to time it out no focus :(

On an unrelated note, my brain almost exploded when I watched st's new Border Team score run, SICK grazing.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chuckolator on February 17, 2012, 02:47:10 AM
*watches the snakes on Mysterious Snake Show*
*snake I'm watching curves up*
*disoriented, panics, crashes*

20/21. That one will stay there forever, taunting me.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on February 17, 2012, 07:35:01 PM
Today isnt a good day to play lunatic modo. 7 attempts on TD restarted cause of 7 stupid derps on stage 1, and in next two i've died in the early parts of stage 2 and ragequited.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: strangedudemeh on February 18, 2012, 02:40:01 AM
Well, I tried to fix my broken PC for about 2 days, I couldn't even launch games on it. I was really tired, but somehow made it work and launched EoSD Extra on it for testing. I couldn't even get past the opening wave of fairies... And I can do better than that, last time I reached Maze of Love (I think. Don't exactly remember) Definitely need some rest.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on February 18, 2012, 05:36:56 AM
So I was playing Marine Benefit on Hard, and I managed to die to The Eight Million Laughing Gods.

FOUR TIMES.

I then went on to finish 3/2.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on February 18, 2012, 01:03:11 PM
Oh hey let's shotgun ExKogasa with MarisaB
*bullet spawns on me
uhhhh....k let's not.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MTSranger on February 18, 2012, 08:00:19 PM
Attempted to time out Mikoto's last spell (Marine Benefits) on easy mode to see how many lives and bombs I can get.
Turns out it has a timeout phase where she fires a dense row of jellybeans at you at high speed,
and all kinds of fairies start spawning (ala lunatic mode). Surprise surprise I died :V
Still netted 5 lives over all though.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on February 19, 2012, 06:21:25 AM
This is what happens when I don't play as Marisa. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/AKA_Gluttony/NazrinFail.png)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: fondue on February 19, 2012, 10:50:27 AM
I died on Honest Man's Death. ;_; It's so easy for me to capture though. Easier than Yuyuko's Reflowering on easy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on February 19, 2012, 11:09:30 PM
Lost to Nue.
Like, legitmately. Was using my main (ReimuA) and just messed up loads.
Rematched and finished 0/2. Bloody Kogasa.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on February 20, 2012, 12:15:10 AM
I died to Lavatein :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Silent Harmony on February 21, 2012, 08:31:04 AM
Decided to try 10D demo on Hard. Everyone says it's an easy game, so it shouldn't be too bad right?

Took about 15 minutes of restarts just to reach Yuyuko without dying; and that run had me reach boss Kyouko 1/0 (where I promptly quit).

Nothing on Normal outside of Yoshika's cards (which are more tricky than hard) give me trouble, yet Hard is embarrassing me this badly.

EDIT: Another Normal 10D run, another no-lives left finish. Again every death was on Yoshika.

:persona:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lepetit89 on February 22, 2012, 09:30:20 AM
Got around to making some progress in TD Lunatic after some lack of motivation, beat Seiga to unlock Stage 4, got into Stage 5 with one Extra Life, things go wrong because I didn't think far enough to memorize Stage 5 and I eventually get to Futo with 2 Bombs left. Blow both of them on her first Spellcard, survive until her third one and start thinking "At this rate, I'll unlock Stage 5, too!". So I position myself right in front of her, the bullets spawn and spawn and they spawn on top of me. Positioned myself in the way of the stream, thinking they wouldn't do that. Next time I'll make sure to remember at least the most important details I think.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 22, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
Got around to making some progress in TD Lunatic after some lack of motivation, beat Seiga to unlock Stage 4, got into Stage 5 with one Extra Life, things go wrong because I didn't think far enough to memorize Stage 5 and I eventually get to Futo with 2 Bombs left. Blow both of them on her first Spellcard, survive until her third one and start thinking "At this rate, I'll unlock Stage 5, too!". So I position myself right in front of her, the bullets spawn and spawn and they spawn on top of me. Positioned myself in the way of the stream, thinking they wouldn't do that. Next time I'll make sure to remember at least the most important details I think.

IIRC the stage gets unlocked the moment you get to the stage
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on February 22, 2012, 11:13:10 PM
Two rain bullets virtually touching?

LET'S SQUEEZE THROUGH THEM
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Lepetit89 on February 22, 2012, 11:58:14 PM
IIRC the stage gets unlocked the moment you get to the stage

Yes, that is correct, but unless the same system is used in Touhou 14, I'd rather not practice the stages in Practice Mode until I've beaten them. That way, I have something to look forward to that encourages me to beat them; if I practiced them after only entering the stage, it wouldn't really feel like I conquered them which wouldn't feel that great.

Even more importantly, however, the first time I see a Stage 6 Boss explode there have to be credits and the ending immediately afterwards, anything but that would feel awkward, extremely awkward!
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Skyler on February 23, 2012, 05:23:29 PM
I died to Night Bird.
It was on Lunatic, but still...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Makai Butterfly on February 24, 2012, 02:57:05 PM
Imperishable Shooting GO!  First wave of bullets.... "Oh, lets just RUN RIGHT INTO THAT STATIONARY ONE!"

 ::)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Phlegeth on February 25, 2012, 01:31:50 AM
I died to Makai Butterfly.  On easy.  That's her easiest spell and I can capture it pretty consistantly on Normal.  Guess I got cocky cause it was easy.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Random on February 25, 2012, 07:40:45 AM
I remember a run I did in IN a while ago in which I plow right into Kaguya when she started Salamander Shield. I thought I was going down, but I was going up...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Desu_Cake on February 29, 2012, 09:59:10 PM
Y'know, in hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea I ever had to try playing 90fps on a game that lags very strangely. Aka TD.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Arcengal on March 01, 2012, 12:12:57 AM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i293/Arcengal/crazy.jpg)

Hahahaha what a run.
So many deathbombs.
Perfect Patchouli fight.
Stage 5 basically rapes me for no apparent reason.
Confidence all gone.
Sakuya's non-spell on stage 6, I go through like 6 walls of kunai, clear the spell then BOMB ONCE IT'S CLEARED.
Game over on Remi's second non-spell. Yes, the easy one that I never thought to safespot because I'm an idiot.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on March 02, 2012, 01:23:59 AM
Let's forget about higher player's speed on 90 fps and rush right into Tojiko trying to get worthless bomb piece. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pwc0W75Kg-c#t=720s
And a few seconds after let's forget about afterbomb invulnerability time is shortened too.
Man.. I still keep facepalming myself for that :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on March 02, 2012, 01:55:09 AM
User proceeded to do well at Nitori's second spell

User proceeded to run into Nitori right after capturing it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: KatzFirepaw on March 02, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
I got hit by the wriggle kick in IN...in a dozen consecutive runs.

AFTER I realized best place to autocollect was to the side not in the middle
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Random on March 02, 2012, 10:41:41 PM
I got hit by the wriggle kick in IN...in a dozen consecutive runs.

AFTER I realized best place to autocollect was to the side not in the middle

Don't worry about it, I've been Keine and Tewi kicked more than anyone should.  :V

While trying to supergraze Ichirin's nonspells, I lost 5 lives on the second nonspell. Ohoho, this is going to be fun  ::)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on March 03, 2012, 05:15:39 AM
let's get floored by UFO's extra's intro several times in a row yaaaay
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chuckolator on March 03, 2012, 05:59:27 AM
*plays SA Extra, gets to Koishi with no stupid deaths first try*

Unexpected, this will probably be a good run.

*dies to opener, can't even remember the last time that happened*
*dies to beginning of Id*
*dies to Id again*
*final death at Superego*

I can usually make it to Subterranean Rose, and that's with a few stupid mistakes. This is a new low.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: fondue on March 03, 2012, 08:41:39 AM
LUCKY.
Trying to do normal mode to get extra. You, ma'am, has TALENT.
GO AWAY YUUGI
Is Koishi hard or something? Or do her spellcards rely on you panicing so you fail?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on March 03, 2012, 06:15:39 PM
I failed Xu Fu's Dimension, with Border Team.
How.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Chuckolator on March 03, 2012, 06:25:47 PM
s Koishi hard or something? Or do her spellcards rely on you panicing so you fail?
I wouldn't say hard, just some of her attacks are easy to mess up. Especially the two I mentioned.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on March 03, 2012, 06:32:33 PM
Speaking to myself:
Dont graze the "popcorn section" in SA stage 5!
Dont graze it, you'll get clipped!
~PICHUUUUN!
Just as planned :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Makai Butterfly on March 03, 2012, 07:11:24 PM
I got gapped on!

I had a terrible run of Phantasm, and by the time I got to Yukari's "Spiriting Away", I had no lives left and two bombs, so I figured I might as well see how far I could get.  As the card got faster, I decided to dodge vertically and diagonally in alternate patterns to keep under her as much as possible.  As her life got low I went up to the POC and waiting for her to materialize there to shoot and go figure, it was just enough to end the card and PICHUUUUUUUUUUUN!  Yeah, she reverted to hitbox-nonspell mode on top of me.  Frickin' gap hag.  I laughed my ass off after it happened, of course.  Should have saved the replay for posterity.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Kanade on March 04, 2012, 09:25:42 AM
This applies to any games that I play but while grazing, I "unintentionally" coughed and pichuuun~~~
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Esper on March 04, 2012, 02:10:14 PM
User proceeded to play Touhou 7 Ultra

User proceeded to play Stage 6

User died on 80% Reflowering because he took a drink of Pepsi.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: LeviLamprey on March 04, 2012, 03:17:25 PM
I failed Xu Fu's Dimension, with Border Team.
How.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on March 04, 2012, 11:04:01 PM
*sees a request for help with a replay attached*

*watches replay, meticulously takes notes on everything they could improve on/did wrong/didn't seem to know*

*goes to post my advice, realizes someone else got to it...three hours ago*

 :fail:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on March 05, 2012, 03:45:32 AM
It occured to me just now that my recent 1cc in MoF captured only 5 spells. I also lost as many lives to VoWG as I did to the rest of the game put together.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: teefa85 on March 05, 2012, 04:06:15 AM
The other day I was playing PCB and died to Chen's midboss spell.  Not only is it not the one that ever gave me trouble with her, but it was a "What hit me?" death as well.

I also failed every single card the Prismriver Sisters threw at me, and I pretty much always capture the first and last one, and tend to do good on the solo card.  It was so horrid, that I did better on Youmu, who always gives me problems.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on March 05, 2012, 11:26:36 AM
Since MMX  (Oh, sorry, I got the name wrong. :V) got that SA stage 5 normal perfect (Cheers! , by the way), I felt like I could play the stage for a bit aswell.
(http://i.imgur.com/85nNo.png)

Being as silly as I am, I decided not to shoot or bomb at all. Most of it was rather normal, and didn't pain me too much, apart from maybe the popcorn portion, which I magically perfected on this run. There are three (or four) misses to the bullshit streaming portion after that. I don't know if it's humanly possible to stream through and pacify without bombing, since those orbs have collision boxes and they make my gapping rather... impossible. I don't know - it would need hell of a hand-eye-brain coordination, which I don't have. Or a good tactic. I could try looking for something to cheese it with. The Orin portion of the run had three deaths in total. One to the easy spin-around card before the third noncard, one to the third noncard (what the hell was I doing?) and one to Ghost Wheels, at somewhere around 7sec of the card left. It was a dumb death.

Rest of the run was perfect without much hazzle.

The main derp here? I forgot to save the replay; was waiting for special "Save replay (Y/N)  - screen", I've been playing IN too much.

I'll probably look a bit more into this, and at least perfect paficy everything else but the bullshit streaming portion, unless I find a good enough way to dodge it.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on March 05, 2012, 11:43:15 AM
Haha. Nice attempt. I've already had thoughts of pacifying it, but that would be a challenge even more exhausting than regular perfecting. I once tried not to shoot at popcorn section and was like "Wow! No aimed bullets, yay! Wait wat?.." And i've timed out Needle Mountain as well. It and her last nonspell are actually easier to pacify than to capture. Also timing out Midboss nonspells = no Cat Walk, wich is good cause it's really trouble to pacify it.

MMXWW is just my youtube username -_-
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Seppo Hovi on March 05, 2012, 12:32:18 PM
Maybe I'll quit doing this. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=19216)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on March 05, 2012, 09:20:54 PM
I just died to Moonlight Ray.

I JUST DIED TO MOONLIGHT RAY.

*hangs self*

It's deaths like these that make you stop playing in-session. :I
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Raikaria on March 05, 2012, 09:27:57 PM
I just died to Moonlight Ray.

I JUST DIED TO MOONLIGHT RAY.

*hangs self*
I do that all the time ._. Is not difficult when Marisa pens you in with the diagonal lasers, you can stream until then, but when you get boxed in like that and you're boxed by stars that were were streaming...

Anyway, what's technically one of my best IN runs even [4th on score, Eirin's 3rd nonspell game over] it's AWFUL. Except Reisen.

Don't even unlock Wriggle's Last Spell somehow
Deathbomb on Night Sparrow [Seriously?]
Bombed on Stage 3
Deathbomb on -Orb- [OK that's normal :V]
Died to Reimu's first spell. I've not done that in 20 times. Although she did throw a scattershot of amulets at me for some reason, almost pulling the trollface as she did so.
Bombed -Spread- as any sane 1CC'er would
Died on part 2 of the stage
Died on Reimu's 3rd nonspell... somehow.
Died on Concentrate. I back up as the first wave moved in... and they still hit me :/
Died by the AmbushDeathfairy on Stage 5
Died to Tewi
Died on Idleing Wave
Died on the Stage 6 mobs
Died on Eirin's Midboss nonspell AND spell.
Actually capped Eirin's first boss nonspell, and ALMOST caught her first spell... only to be clipdeathed right as it ended. As in, I looked on the replay, and it was literally the tip of a danmaku 3/4s off the screen that got me.
Same happened on her 2nd nonspell.
Walled on Game of Life
Died twice on the 3rd nonspell of death

Basically: Herpaderp to IN 6A Normal, except on Reisen who I actually did pretty well on. [I rammed into her for Remote Rabbit because I stand no chance at that]
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Zil on March 05, 2012, 09:38:34 PM
You confused Earthlight Ray with Moonlight Ray.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on March 05, 2012, 09:57:24 PM
Earth Light Ray is a fair thing to die to.
Moonlight Ray is just streaming. (Stage 1 Rumia midboss card)
Also, why did I think trying to play UFO easy (ultra patched) was a good idea?  Why did I think Flying Fantastica would be doable?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on March 06, 2012, 03:11:13 AM
I was bored, and Malkyrian's idea was so contagious, so i went Derping TD easy at 120 fps :getdown:  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ1S5j2V920)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on March 06, 2012, 03:24:01 AM
I was bored, and Malkyrian's idea was so contagious, so i went Derping TD easy at 120 fps :getdown:  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ1S5j2V920)
hey, I did that a while ago!
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=19227
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on March 06, 2012, 03:27:32 AM
UFO Lunatic blind-ish run, first time in a year?

Kogasa murdered me quite quickly :qq:

The odd thing is that I managed to capture Busy Rod, Gold Detector, AND Pendulum Guard. Soooooo...
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on March 06, 2012, 03:29:20 AM
hey, I did that a while ago!
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=19227
Gotta go watch it right nao. Watched. Ololo, you died before first extend :V But that Miko fight was awesome. Upload this as a video for the lulz.
And also, havent you tried to watch a 120 fps replay on 60 fps? This looks so silly, like slow motion :D You can clearly see how slow your reflexes are.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Goldom on March 06, 2012, 04:46:48 AM
Pull off a stupidly-risky UFO grab on the upper-screen.
Spawn the UFO on top of myself and die.
Come easily within 1 life of getting first Normal 1CC.
 :(

EDIT: REDEMPTION: I DID IT.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Piranha on March 06, 2012, 10:44:07 AM
I just lost 6 lifes to Marisa in IN Normal. 6 LIFES. :o

GO GO STAGE SPELL PRACTICE! :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on March 07, 2012, 11:27:06 AM
I just died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

This is the first time I died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

Yes, this is a derp, mainly because of the record and because of how I literally saw the bullet and did nothing to dodge it.

I... just... what.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: fondue on March 07, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
I just died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

This is the first time I died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

Yes, this is a derp, mainly because of the record and because of how I literally saw the bullet and did nothing to dodge it.

I... just... what.
You call that a derp?
I cannot stop dying on Cirno's first spellcard normal and above.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on March 07, 2012, 05:59:44 PM
I'd call it harder than her last. On Hard / Lunatic, at least.

They're both pretty easy most of the time, though.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on March 07, 2012, 06:11:57 PM
THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION

I HAVE FAILED FALLING LEAVES OF MADNESS (Hard) FOR THE FIRST TIME
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 09, 2012, 02:15:20 AM
Ran into a Metal Fatigue bullet in the beginning of SA Stage 5

Yet again, this was at 90 FPS
:D
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Random on March 09, 2012, 03:17:54 AM
i just died on in easy midboss wriggle when trying to graze those blue bullets before the minions

oh boy you have no idea how awesome i feel
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: Elysia on March 09, 2012, 03:55:19 AM
Wow, I fail at SA Lunatic.

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb run out of bombs die bomb bomb bomb run out of bombs die repeat until game over at stage 5. At least no one can accuse me of not bombing enough.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on March 09, 2012, 04:36:16 AM
Well, hey, now, I've only made it to Satori, so kudos :V

Actually...

EoSD Lunatic - Patchy
PCB Lunatic - Prismrivers
MoF Lunatic - Aya
SA Lunatic - Satori
TD Lunatic - Seiga

STAGE FOURRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: I have no name on March 09, 2012, 05:36:24 AM
TD Lunatic - Seiga
Hey, farther than I've made it (barely)
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on March 09, 2012, 09:46:37 AM
EoSD-Remilia
PCB-Youmu (I honestly can't stand this game, I mean Youmu herself as a boss is ok but everything else is not worth it)

The other games have not seen serious, commited attempts yet. I mean I tried IN/MoF/TD but the former two are annoying (IN more than PCB even) and MoF is annoying in its own way.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on March 09, 2012, 01:40:36 PM
Actually, that reminds me.

In my TD Lunatic run, I capped Poison Murder on my first (and technically only) try.

In the Hard mode, I think I used two bombs. And died.
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: MMX on March 09, 2012, 05:02:29 PM
I've just gameovered at TD normal stage 4 while doing a scoring attempt. Wat?
Title: Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
Post by: BT on March 10, 2012, 10:12:27 PM
Hey, you!

Remember those weird pointy things that spawn from the sides in EoSD's Stage 3?

The ones that shoot kunai at you?

Did you know that you could die by accidentally waiting for them on their spawn point?

Well, now you do!