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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Hello Purvis on March 27, 2010, 11:18:53 PM

Title: Click This Thread.
Post by: Hello Purvis on March 27, 2010, 11:18:53 PM
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)

Look down.

Look up.

You are now imaging a crossover between Touhou and Candyland.



You may have a moment to recover.
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Post by: sammy t coleridge on March 27, 2010, 11:20:23 PM
OYSTERS AND TICKETS GODDAMN I AM FREAKING OUT OVER HERE
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Post by: Spidere on March 27, 2010, 11:21:28 PM
That's the best idea you've had all year.

Now while you're making your big game, I will be digging the gold out of the ground! Burying it there was a clever move.
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 27, 2010, 11:25:17 PM
I never actually played Candyland. It is one of my greatest regrets. But I hate the box for taunting me so every time I saw it.


Somewhat unrelated: Am I the only person who keeps reading your profile as if your personal text the followup of your membergroup rather than your custom title? I never did this before the Bush avatar either. Huh.
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Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 27, 2010, 11:33:03 PM
Having not played or even heard of candyland, The first thought that comes into my head is Zool.

(http://juicedbox.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/zool.png)
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 27, 2010, 11:38:21 PM
Having not played or even heard of candyland, The first thought that comes into my head is Zool.

(http://juicedbox.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/zool.png)

(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7237/candyland1.jpg)
I'm sorry for your bleak childhood, Torpedo.
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Post by: Moerin on March 27, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2rqmtcg.jpg)
"T-T-T-Tenma-sama!  P-put on a sh-shirt, please!  People are w-watching!"
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Post by: Chaore on March 27, 2010, 11:45:21 PM
Candyland is Racist! (http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=18103767&blogId=466285699&swapped=true)
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 27, 2010, 11:46:58 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2rqmtcg.jpg)
"T-T-T-Tenma-sama!  P-put on a sh-shirt, please!  People are w-watching!"

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)

Calm down.

Look at me.

You are supposed to be reporting on the Lollipop Woods.

I'm sailing a ship.
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Post by: Suikama on March 27, 2010, 11:48:22 PM
Candyland is Racist! (http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=18103767&blogId=466285699&swapped=true)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/iz02ac.gif)
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Post by: E-Nazrin on March 27, 2010, 11:48:49 PM
Lord Tenma, what were you doing during the Mountain of Faith incident?
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 27, 2010, 11:49:25 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/iz02ac.gif)
What is that kid actually saying in context, anyway? I've always wondered that.
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 27, 2010, 11:52:44 PM
Candyland is Racist! (http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=18103767&blogId=466285699&swapped=true)

Oh myspace. Why you so dumb?

Lord Tenma, what were you doing during the Mountain of Faith incident?

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)


Stop.

Close your eyes.

Remember carefully what was happening at the time.

I was having a nap.
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 27, 2010, 11:53:37 PM
Somebody needs to fund ZUN-style art of Lord Tenma. Seriously.
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Post by: E-Nazrin on March 27, 2010, 11:56:33 PM
Somebody needs to fund ZUN-style art of Lord Tenma. Seriously.

I think you mean make. His canonical appearance has only recently been discovered.

Lord Tenma, what do you wear when you're sleeping?
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 28, 2010, 12:10:08 AM
Lord Tenma, what do you wear when you're sleeping?

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)

Look to your neighbor.

Now look at me.

Look at your neighbor again.

Now back to me.

What he is wearing now is not even a fraction as stylish as what I wear to bed.
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Post by: Pesco on March 28, 2010, 12:14:27 AM
Lord Tenma, who is your favourite tengu?
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 28, 2010, 12:15:58 AM
Lord Tenma, who is your favourite tengu?

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)

Look down.

I am holding a note.

The note reads: "Myself."

The note is now a flock of doves!
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Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 28, 2010, 12:19:55 AM
Somebody needs to fund ZUN-style art of Lord Tenma. Seriously.

Say what now

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/manmuppet/lordtenma.png)

funds were short, sorry
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 28, 2010, 12:20:57 AM
Why does he have a giant clam?
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Post by: nintendonut888 on March 28, 2010, 12:22:56 AM
I think you mean make. His canonical appearance has only recently been discovered.

Really? Do show.
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Post by: Pesco on March 28, 2010, 12:23:01 AM
Who is your favourite female tengu?
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Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 28, 2010, 12:23:35 AM
Why does he have a giant clam?

Heres an Oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
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Post by: Moerin on March 28, 2010, 12:24:01 AM
Really? Do show.
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)

There~
Title: Re: Click This Thread.
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 28, 2010, 12:25:05 AM
There aren't any diamonds and the oyster is covered in a bubble. That picture is a fraud.
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 28, 2010, 12:25:52 AM
Who is your favourite female tengu?

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3807/oldspice.jpg)

Close your eyes.

You are now hearing Marvin Gaye singing Sexual Healing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTN5o9Kgu8).

Now you understand only a fool plays favorites.


Say what now

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/manmuppet/lordtenma.png)

funds were short, sorry

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTN5o9Kgu8)

You're hired.
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Post by: axman36 on March 28, 2010, 12:26:12 AM
I remember going "WTF" first time I saw this commercial.

The guy also reminds me a bit of Jacob from Mass Effect 2.

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2821/jacobpk.jpg)

Anyone else see the similarities?
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Post by: Moerin on March 28, 2010, 12:27:09 AM
That's Lord Tenma in casual attire, obviously~
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Post by: Pesco on March 28, 2010, 12:27:42 AM
Hold on a sec. Why isn't the doctor in? Where is his mobile clinic?
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 28, 2010, 12:33:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Ggcf28w4A
Is this one of Lord Tenma's spellcards?
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Post by: Alfred F. Jones on March 28, 2010, 12:37:52 AM
Oh you guys wiped CPMC while I was out

'kay
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Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 28, 2010, 12:40:17 AM
Heres an Oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
*presses Z to go onto next part of dialogue*
There aren't any diamonds and the oyster is covered in a bubble. That picture is a fraud.
*presses Z to go onto next part of dialogue*

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/manmuppet/lordtenma2.png)

THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS
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Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on March 28, 2010, 12:40:53 AM
oh, the thing here do PUM.
(im try to say my phrase when things like this happen "la cosa hizo PUM" but i don?t know if sound like that in english. XD)
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Post by: Suikama on March 28, 2010, 12:41:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Ggcf28w4A
Is this one of Lord Tenma's spellcards?

Quote
Look again... The Cinderblocks are now DIAMONDS!!!
Quote
omfg this product is horrible dont buy it!!
i used this 1 day and when i was talking to my grandma my armpit grew an arm and knocked her out cold
:(
Quote
I applied this stuff to my penis and a similar thing happened.
Oh man these comments are the best
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Post by: Gpop on March 28, 2010, 12:42:23 AM
Oh you guys wiped CPMC while I was out

'kay

Kinda noticed with the lack of threads and my lack of blue and lack of editing powers.

;_;
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 28, 2010, 12:42:44 AM
There has been an orange revolution.

Which is terrible. I hate orange.
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Post by: Moerin on March 28, 2010, 12:42:52 AM
Oh man these comments are the best

Eww, you read Youtube comments?

There has been an orange revolution.

Which is terrible. I hate orange.

What did she ever do to you?
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on March 28, 2010, 12:43:42 AM
Youtube comments are often unintentionally hilarious. I have a small collection of them somewhere that I need to work on.
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Post by: Moerin on March 28, 2010, 12:45:28 AM
Youtube comments are often unintentionally hilarious. I have a small collection of them somewhere that I need to work on.

Meh, to each their own.  I read synopses for hentai series for similar reasons~
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Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on March 28, 2010, 12:46:14 AM
finally we have a good new candidate to a Touhou male in game. we really need a black healthy male because...

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/305382/4koma-blonde_hair-cho_aniki-comic-hat-ishikiri-kir

and will have more sense XD
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Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 28, 2010, 12:48:28 AM
TenmaxRinnosuke? Tell me this isn't gonna get drawn like the YoukixRinnosuke one?  :V
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Post by: Moerin on March 28, 2010, 12:49:10 AM
TenmaxRinnosuke? Tell me this is gonna get drawn like the YoukixRinnosuke one!

Fixed~<3
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Post by: Hello Purvis on March 28, 2010, 12:51:40 AM
Which is terrible. I hate orange.

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8745/orangetk.png)
Gonna take a beatin', son.
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Post by: Suikama on March 28, 2010, 12:53:40 AM
Eww, you read Youtube comments?
The rating system acts as a great filter

There has been an orange revolution.
Indeed :smug:
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Post by: Letty Whiterock on March 28, 2010, 01:03:18 AM
I should have locked this thread when I had the chance. Get back to the funny, please.
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Post by: Chen on March 28, 2010, 01:16:44 AM
Yay for me using ad block to block those damn giant images.
*Also , why is Letty talking like this?
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Post by: N-Forza on March 28, 2010, 01:59:46 AM
Letty is now a robot
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Post by: Mounting Jaggis on March 28, 2010, 02:02:11 AM
He should've used Old Spice.
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Post by: Hououin Kyouma on March 28, 2010, 02:19:19 AM
Letty is now a robot
be-be-boop-bob?
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Post by: Spidere on March 28, 2010, 03:00:40 AM
be-be-boop-bob?

EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
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Post by: Chen on March 28, 2010, 03:40:51 AM
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
Shouldn't it be
BANNED
[size=9]BANNED[/size]
Title: Re: Click This Thread.
Post by: E-Nazrin on March 28, 2010, 04:32:35 AM
Lord Tenma, who is your personal physician? I have my suspicions...
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Post by: Spidere on March 28, 2010, 04:58:32 AM
Shouldn't it be
BANNED
[size=9]BANNED[/size]

TARGET SIGHTED
IDENTIFY YOURSELF

EXTERMINATE
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Post by: Momiji on March 28, 2010, 05:19:37 AM
Letty is now a robot
c r u s h  a l l  h u - m a n
u n d e r  s i x t y - f e e t  o f  s n o w
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Post by: Barrakketh on March 28, 2010, 05:46:12 AM
Oh you guys wiped CPMC while I was out

'kay
I lost almost half my posts and the welcome thread :V
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Post by: Zemyla on March 28, 2010, 06:19:52 AM
Lord Tenma, where are your wings?
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Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on March 28, 2010, 06:49:45 AM
Lord Tenma, where are your wings?
like Aya, he can make appear of disappear when he will use it or not. And yea, need wings, and the classic tengu outfit (the BIG nose red mask,for example)
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Post by: Drake on March 28, 2010, 06:59:24 AM
Combining recent accounts of him and research on tengu, my vision of Lord Tenma is as follows:

-Black
-Muscular
-Buzzcut, five o' clock shadow (at all times)
-Hair and beard are as smooth as a horse's pelt
-Manly scarf in the form of a Yuigesa, always flowing in the wind*
-A Tokin floats above his head*
-Has wings, but does not need them to fly anyways and can hide them similarly to other Tengu
-Wears a bathrobe, decorated with leaves
-Holds a Hauchiwa fan, is never opened
-Said fan can transform into whatever he chooses. Say, an Oyster with two tickets to that thing you love**
-Wears modified Tengu-geta that appear to double as slippers
-Can easily chew through swords
-Incredibly skilled at hand-to-hand combat
-The Tenma moving at high speeds can be compared to a shooting star.

*The manliness radiating from Tenma is enough to create a field of constant rapid air flow. Likewise, this field can be controlled to the degree of a high-ranking Tengu using their Hauchiwa.
**Because it is never seen open, some believe it is simply a transforming stick.
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Post by: E-Nazrin on March 28, 2010, 07:04:59 AM
[nsfw]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/894/ayatengupenis.png[/nsfw]
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on March 28, 2010, 09:13:23 AM
it is time for a crazy ass fanfiction of Lord Tenma, any volunteers?
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 10, 2010, 06:16:46 AM
Bump for importance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI
I think they revealed Lord Tenma's EX form.
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Post by: Suikama on April 10, 2010, 07:57:12 PM
EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNahahahaha ow my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABDOMINALS
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 10, 2010, 07:59:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrvWLdyG4Uw
This is one of EX Tenma's spellcards.

Solar Sign ~ "DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 10, 2010, 08:03:42 PM
PAPAPAPAPAPAPAOWER (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Papowerful)
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Post by: E-Nazrin on April 10, 2010, 10:20:30 PM
Bump for importance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI
I think they revealed Lord Tenma's EX form.

That was a mediocre gimmick until he
wouldn't let the commercial end
.

But no, that isn't Tenma, that's his wolf-tengu general, known for strength instead of Moxie.
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Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 10, 2010, 10:37:54 PM
That was a mediocre gimmick until he
wouldn't let the commercial end
.
I agree, but the
BUILDING KICK and explosion
made up for it. And DOUBLE SUN POWER, but that's a different commercial.
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Post by: Silent Harmony on April 10, 2010, 10:48:18 PM
He also stole Yukari's gaphax. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-gHgP03yw)

Actually I could've posted that in the addiction thread, since that was my first thought when I saw it days ago.
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Post by: Mounting Jaggis on April 10, 2010, 11:56:21 PM
I wonder, can Lord Tenma make the girls of Gensokyo straight after MANnosuke made them gay?
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Post by: E-Nazrin on April 10, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
I wonder, can Lord Tenma make the girls of Gensokyo straight after MANnosuke made them gay?

For that matter, would he want to?
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Post by: Hello Purvis on April 11, 2010, 04:37:07 AM
It's Gensokyo, what interest does Lord Tenma have in girls?
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Post by: E-Nazrin on April 11, 2010, 04:41:25 AM
VIVI, if you're reading this....
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Post by: Hello Purvis on April 11, 2010, 04:58:16 AM
/me flashes the VIVI signal
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Post by: Silent Harmony on April 11, 2010, 05:17:19 AM
/me flashes the VIVI signal
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6326/symgay1.gif)

(Sorry for MSPaint)
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Post by: Spidere on June 01, 2010, 02:39:48 AM
I'm back. It's me, TP, digital protector for Yuka Kazami.
(http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/Thundr_pwnage/Dont-Copy-That-Floppy-DP-v2.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCyvw4w_yk)

inb4necrojesus
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on June 01, 2010, 03:05:51 AM
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6326/symgay1.gif)

(Sorry for MSPaint)

QUICK VIVI, TO THE YAOI MOBILE
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Post by: Rockman Zero on June 01, 2010, 08:13:06 AM
Excuse me, could anyone tell me what is candyland? I only know that the Touhou stories take place in Lotus Land.
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Post by: E-Nazrin on June 01, 2010, 08:16:28 AM
Excuse me, could anyone tell me what is candyland? I only know that the Touhou stories take place in Lotus Land.

(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7237/candyland1.jpg)
I'm sorry for your bleak childhood, Rockman.
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Post by: Tengukami on June 01, 2010, 08:17:42 AM
Wait why was this bumped?
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Post by: E-Nazrin on June 01, 2010, 08:29:39 AM
A poorly-thought-out post that is now deleted.

I thought I sent Purvis a PM with threads to archive :<
Title: Click this thread
Post by: Tengukami on June 01, 2010, 09:14:11 AM
Oh, I was just curious. Hadn't seen this thing in what feels like months.
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Post by: Matsuri on June 01, 2010, 02:47:34 PM
Wait why was this bumped?

Thundr.

THREAD-NECRO FETISH

Oh god, one more post~

This doesn't need to be open anymore. Please don't bump old threads for no reason.

Quote from: Rules thread
Reviving old/dead threads is disruptive and often serves little purpose.  It's far better off to start a new thread than to revive an older thread that has seen little or no activity in the past week or so.  If it's something dealing directly with the old thread, start a new one and link to the old one.

It has been over a month and a half.