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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Serp on November 28, 2009, 01:47:34 AM

Title: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Serp on November 28, 2009, 01:47:34 AM: (http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8618/boatz.png)

I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING PALANQUIN SHIP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=PlayList&p=0516A45938BF35B7&index=0&playnext=0&fmt=18)

NSFW lyrics, naturally.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Drake on November 28, 2009, 01:48:34 AM: fuckyes

EDIT: never mind, was disappointed
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Tengukami on November 28, 2009, 01:51:15 AM: Didn't SNL used to be funny at some point?

Nice image, by the by.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Serp on November 28, 2009, 01:53:01 AM: Quote from: Drake on November 28, 2009, 01:48:34 AM
fuckyes

EDIT: never mind, was disappointed

Touhoufying the whole video is sadly beyond my abilities.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Slowpoke on November 28, 2009, 01:56:00 AM: I'm laughing harder than I should be.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on November 28, 2009, 01:56:23 AM: This was nothing compared to Jizz in My Pants.

why is this fail?
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Tamer Anode/Cathode on November 28, 2009, 01:57:30 AM: I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on November 28, 2009, 01:59:42 AM: Utsuho with Eye of Sauron bling is disturbing.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Drake on November 28, 2009, 02:03:05 AM: Well, at least it made up for Family Guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=088-cp2NQUY) and Hoodwinked (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LliGvt3SMsw).
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: E-Nazrin on November 28, 2009, 02:14:02 AM: Quote from: Slowpoke on November 28, 2009, 01:56:00 AM
I'm laughing harder than I should be.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 28, 2009, 02:32:01 AM: Then worry not, our Rurot! What T-Utsuho is actually doing is displaying proper loyalty to Friend Computer.

Also this pleases me. But a better flow it "I'M ON A SHIP! I'M ON A SHIP! TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THIS PALANQUIN SHIP!"
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Kerigis on November 28, 2009, 03:42:33 AM: Thank you for minutes of laughter, my good sir.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Letty Whiterock on November 28, 2009, 08:37:40 AM: I don't even know who you are.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on November 28, 2009, 08:43:54 AM: Quote
Video not available in your country due to copyright restrictions
Germany ftw :P
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Kuma on November 28, 2009, 08:46:44 AM: on a boat was pretty meh.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on November 28, 2009, 04:57:01 PM: This is ten times better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PdIKMA5Nk)
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Gpop on November 28, 2009, 05:00:28 PM: Quote from: Aya Syameimaruro on November 28, 2009, 01:59:42 AM
Utsuho with Eye of Sauron bling is disturbing.

White Rose: Gangsta Utsuho :V
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Slowpoke on November 28, 2009, 07:15:40 PM: Quote from: Sakana on November 28, 2009, 08:43:54 AM
Germany ftw :P

Well, I'm boycotting XclusiveMusik now.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Sana on November 28, 2009, 07:37:27 PM: This topic needs more Blazblue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4s_Nltytjg)!
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on November 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM: (http://i50.tinypic.com/23jqqfc.png)

Aww shit, get your Spell Cards ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place get fucking Max Power (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking hitbox
We grazing this, let's go

I'm on a ship (I'm on a ship)
I'm on a ship (I'm on a ship)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm on a Palanquin ship (on a Palanquin ship)
I'm on a ship (I'm on a ship)
I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look at the Palanquin ship (ship, yeah)

I'm on a ship motherfucker flying in the air
I'm kicking ass on my captain's chair
At ludicrous speed, you better hold your grip
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a ship

Hit the focus key(key)
I'm on a ship, bitch (bitch)
We capturing Spell Cards,
Just like that witch (witch)
I got my Gradient Hair
And my Magic Scroll
I'm clearing Extra, you at '42
Playing Easy Modo

I'm riding on an anchor, sinking boats and shit
My anchor's wrecking, making everybody all dead
But this ain't Davey Jones, this is my playground
I'm sinking boats, motherfucker, you are going to drown

I'm on a ship and
It's going fast and
I'm crashing it over
the home of Sanae
I'm the Christ of Youkai
On a ship like Popeye
If you're out of bombs,
then you will go bye-bye

Get the fuck up, this ship is REAL!!!

Fuck Jack, I'm CAPTAIN MURASA, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck Chiyuri, I sink boats, motherfucker (motherfucker)
My theme has my name, motherfucker (yeah)
My ladle shoots bullets, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide as my scroll's runes glow (runes glow)
Gonna fly this ship to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With a drunken ZUN, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
I'm having such a beautiful trip (yeah)
Satori
Look at me, oh (everyone bomb now)

Never thought I'd be with her
Happily stroking Orin's fur
Hear me now you cur
I radiate cancer

I'm on a ship
I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm on a Palanquin ship (woaah)
I'm on a ship
I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look at the Palanquin ship (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Suikama on November 28, 2009, 09:09:09 PM: And with that

/thread

Edit: Actually no

Someone sing it, and then the thread will reach its maximum potential
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on November 28, 2009, 09:11:49 PM: We need three girls who can sing, or at least have a mic
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Tengukami on November 28, 2009, 09:13:24 PM: That was glorious, Skye.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on November 28, 2009, 09:14:16 PM: ...
Oh man.
This... this is how nirvana must feel like.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Rin Kagamine on November 28, 2009, 09:18:05 PM: Holy shit
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Sana on November 28, 2009, 09:22:36 PM: That was amazing. How do you come up with this stuff?!
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on November 28, 2009, 09:25:49 PM: Strangely, without alcohol
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Solais on November 28, 2009, 09:31:42 PM: ...

Woah.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Drake on November 28, 2009, 09:34:50 PM: somebody get kilga right the fuck now
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on November 28, 2009, 09:36:30 PM: Nah, we need three girls for this. If we make it a music video it will become the most popular Touhou video, well at least in the west.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Slaves on November 28, 2009, 10:03:07 PM: Quote from: Skye on November 28, 2009, 09:36:30 PM
Nah, we need three girls for this. If we make it a music video it will become the most popular Touhou video, well at least in the west.

well, there's Mode

and UK

and uh

Modepoid
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on November 28, 2009, 10:09:27 PM: Doesn't Kanako sound like a girl?
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 28, 2009, 10:20:53 PM: There's Ruro and Arashi.

You oughta be smacked.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Serp on November 29, 2009, 05:44:30 AM: Fuck yeah Skye.
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on November 29, 2009, 06:24:09 AM: We could make Sapz do it, what with his delicious voice and all. ~
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Moerin on November 29, 2009, 06:25:51 AM: His delicious, deep, very masculine voice~?

I'd prefer to hear Kanako do it anyway~
Title: Re: I'M ON A PALANQUIN SHIP
Post by: Kuma on November 29, 2009, 07:22:13 AM: Who get's to voice what character?
I vote Mode for Byakuren