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Welcome to Roll to Dodge!
...I actually looked, and Raikaria hosted the last known game in these forums in June 2013. Now that just won't do!
Roll to Dodge: A game where anything can happen!
It's as simple as declaring an action, but does it succeed? It's all in the hands of the Random Number God and a 6 sided die! (Or rather "atmospheric noise", since I'm using Random.org for my die)
Here's the rundown:
The GM (Game Master) posts a situation the players are in. The players then post their actions, according to the conditions GM sets. The GM then rolls for the actions' results, and writes them out in his post. Then the players post actions again, ad infinitum.
The action results are defined by a six-sided die roll:
[1]: Epic Fail. Your efforts only worsened your situation.
[2]: Fail. Your skills or luck were insufficient.
[3]: Meager success: The situation didn't improve by as much as you have intended.
[4]: Success: Your efforts were sufficient to achieve your goal.
[5]: Epic Success: Your skills and luck have combined to ensure your success.
[6]: Overshot: Your efforts were more than required for the goal's completion, and your luck is such that unfortunate side-effects are inevitable.
If at any time something threatens a player, that player may make a roll to avoid the threat.
For each action, any number of rolls may be made, as determined by the GM.
Primary causes for multiple rolls include, but are not limited to:
* Actions explicitly composed of multiple actions
* Actions that imply other actions that are not declared free
For every dodge roll, any number of additional rolls may be made, as determined by the circumstances, and any skills or special effects applied to the player.
Each successive dodge roll during a turn, unless it is a dodge against the same object or character, will get a -1 bonus.
If you are Stunned, Dazed, or otherwise receive a temporary penalty to overall or individual rolls, this penalty lasts until your next action is resolved, and not through the whole turn.
If you receive a long-term effect that has the potential to alter itself, you get an Effect Resistance roll immediately after your action is resolved to determine the spread and consequences of the effect.
If you are Unconscious, whatever penalty you receive will not reduce your roll score below 2, unless stated otherwise.
If you receive a mortal wound but are not killed outright, you need to pass a roll to dodge Death at the end of every turn. Only bad rolls here will provide penalties to survival rolls.
You can spend your turn to help another player achieve his goal. If your roll is higher, it is taken as the success roll for the action.
You can also spend your turn to botch another player's action. If your roll is higher, its opposite is taken as the success roll for the action.
In both cases, individual player rolls determine what happens to the players in the course of the action.
When I say anything, i mean ANYTHING. You can resurrect, transform, become a potato, etc, etc.
So why don't we start this with the roleplaying cliche of You all meet at the Hakurei Shrine's after-incident party. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouAllMeetInAnInn)
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> Hook up with Mystia.
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God dammit, 1 is supposed to have you do the opposite of what you wanted
> Become Mystia
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>Actually be Iku.
>Dance with Hina.
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> Become Mystia
get out
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>Punch the torii
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>Start a chicken yakitori stand
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>Create a magic flying evil palace fully outfitted with ranged weapons, traps, robot servants, and a self-sustaining power source! Oh, and a great security system so people can't break in without my permission.
This will go horribly wrong!!!
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...I actually looked, and Raikaria hosted the last known game in these forums in June 2013. Now that just won't do!
OBJECTION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hx8WTHcie0
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,16112.0.html
Unless you mean within RPG and not MoTK; in which case I retract my objection.
God dammit, 1 is supposed to have you do the opposite of what you wanted
Varying based on the action. Sometimes the 'opposite' isn't possible.
Besides that; with all this Mystia stuff there is but one thing to do:
> Become Yuyuko
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> Change the world to follow Sims 3 logic.
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OBJECTION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hx8WTHcie0
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,16112.0.html
Unless you mean within RPG and not MoTK; in which case I retract my objection.
I didn't look at the link, but I assume that's the Hierarchy one? Yeah, i meant here in RPG.
Anyway, Might as well roll. Also, Random.ORG went DOWN as of this... BUT I HAVE THEIR APP.
> Hook up with Mystia.
(6) You successfully initiate a relationship with Mystia. Unfortunately for you, she goes rather Yandere and won't let you go 5 feet from her nest without being an escort.
> Become Mystia
(4) You became Mystia! Now you've got to keep that mate of yours in check!
>Actually be Iku.
>Dance with Hina.
Be Iku (4) You are Iku. You must protect Tenshi now.
Dance with Hina (5) You dance the night away with Hina, even avoiding her bad luck as a bonus!
>Punch the torii
(3 vs 3)
While I'm not exactly sure what the "Torii" is, it doesn't appreciate you punching it and it punches you back.
>Start a chicken yakitori stand
(1) Unfortunately, it seems your grill was faulty. Your stand burned to the ground and [5] You miraculously walked out of the fire unharmed like a badass.
>Create a magic flying evil palace fully outfitted with ranged weapons, traps, robot servants, and a self-sustaining power source! Oh, and a great security system so people can't break in without my permission.
> Create Flying Evil Palace (5) You do one better than just a FLYING Evil Palace. You take your Evil Palace into SPACE!
> With Ranged Weapons (4) Your ranged weapons are installed flawlessly. They can't quite penetrate the Barrier or the crust, but one step at a time, right?
> Traps (2) Unfortunately, it seems you were scammed out of the money for your traps. The contractor never showed.
> Robot Servants (6) You make robot servants with an amazing capacity to think critically! Unfortunately, this leads to a robot uprising forcing you to scrap them.
> Self sustaining power source (6) The self sustaining power source was a HUGE success! Such a tremendous success in fact that everyone is aware of your station because the reports were leaked to the media by someone in R&D.
> Security system (3) You manage to develop a very good security system for the fortress but unfortunately you decided to password lock it with your name.
> Become Yuyuko
(1) You failed to become Yuyuko. In fact, you failed to become anything! You're now a lifeless spirit drifting through the Netherworld.> Change the world to follow Sims 3 logic.
(1) The RNG doesn't appreciate someone messing with its beautiful application of Chaos Theory and directs a lightning bolt into the unbeliever.
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>Rig the olympics in favor of Moldova.
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>Become best friends (or better!) with the most useful of the final bosses for my designs! (Okuu is fine too.) (They are also living in the palace with me.)
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>Exterminate Mystia, save Kilga from imba mafia setups
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Well, this may be a bad idea, but I think I will perform three actions.
>Marry Hina.
>Adopt Tenshi.
>Adopt Medicine.
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>Repair damages
>level up in Repairman subclass
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>Rig the olympics in favor of Moldova.
[2]
Your rigging failed.
>Become best friends (or better!) with the most useful of the final bosses for my designs! (Okuu is fine too.) (They are also living in the palace with me.)
[5]
You got them to be your bestest friend in the whole wide world and to be with you and help you and give you a hug when you need it.
>Exterminate Mystia, save Kilga from imba mafia setups
[5 vs 1]
Mystia was dutifully killed and you saved your friend from these "mafia setups".
Well, this may be a bad idea, but I think I will perform three actions.
>Marry Hina.
>Adopt Tenshi.
>Adopt Medicine.
> Marry Hina [4]
She graciously accepts and the wedding is amazing.
> Adopt Tenshi [5]
Tenshi is surprisingly willing to be under you for some reason.
> Adopt Medicine [3]
Medicine is not quite so willing but gives you a heaping helping of suzuran before she wanders off.
>Repair damages
>level up in Repairman subclass
> Repair damages [3]
You moderately fix yourself.
> Level up in repairman subclass [1]
You horribly fail, leveling DOWN in that subclass.
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Aw yeah, let's do this.
> Wander off in search of a VF-17 (http://macross.wikia.com/wiki/VF-17_Nightmare).
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Aw yeah, let's do this.
> Wander off in search of a VF-17 (http://macross.wikia.com/wiki/VF-17_Nightmare).
Guess who's stalking this forum right now?
[2]
You wander, but to no avail. you fail to find any sort of weapon like that,
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> Say no to RNG.
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> Say no to RNG.
The RNG decides that if you say no to his Chaos Theory, you say no to a saving roll from a disintegrator beam that went off course and struck you in the back, disintegrating you instantly.
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Oh...friends with all of the last bosses. Neat!
>Well, not much else to do but...PARTY TIME! Hopefully there won't be too many fights (especially amongst the religious final bosses...).
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Oh...friends with all of the last bosses. Neat!
>Well, not much else to do but...PARTY TIME! Hopefully there won't be too many fights (especially amongst the religious final bosses...).
> Party Time [6]
The party is amazing! It's so noisy that an alien ship applies a tractor beam, and begins to tug your palace away.
> Detection [1]
They jammed the sensors, so the security system has no idea you're being moved.
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Welp.
>If there is a nearby window, look out of it and see if I see anything strange, such as aliens.
-->If aliens are there, ACTIVATE ALL WEAPONS! My palace was in the BEST orbital spot! Perfect for getting sunlight to heat the pool without using the self-sufficient energy source!
-->If no aliens are spotted, keep dancing with a random final boss. Parties are parties, after all.
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>Learn Spanish
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All right, here it is. Moment of truth.
>Live happily ever after.
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Welp.
>If there is a nearby window, look out of it and see if I see anything strange, such as aliens.
-->If aliens are there, ACTIVATE ALL WEAPONS! My palace was in the BEST orbital spot! Perfect for getting sunlight to heat the pool without using the self-sufficient energy source!
-->If no aliens are spotted, keep dancing with a random final boss. Parties are parties, after all.
> Detect (Manual) [4]
ALERT! ALERT! ALIENS ARE OUTSIDE~!
> Fire all weapons [4]
You launch your weapons at the alien craft!
> Contact [6 vs 3]
The weapons explode! BULLSEYE! The aliens retreat.
>Learn Spanish [6]
You learned Spanish so fluently that the United States deports you for not having a visa and saying your legitimate ID was forged, as you are clearly a spanish native.
All right, here it is. Moment of truth.
>Live happily ever after.
Indeed... it is the moment of truth. Such a statement is awfully bold, as a 1 could make you lose it all...
[2]
While you have your share of bumps in the road, it is not truly a failure. But nor was it the idealistic ending you'd hoped for. Medicine came back with the suzuran one day and "decorated" the refrigerator with it. Hina removed it before you got home, but in the end, the toxin did its job and you died. Tenshi and Hina mourned you, and hoped for you to have a nice journey into the afterlife.
// You can reincarnate as anything you want, and a 1 will usually just cause complete failure, but a fairy and getting a 1 I've preplanned. No prizes for guessing who you reincarnate as in this case.
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>Punch the sun.
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>Become the King of Mexico with newfound Spanish skills
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>Reincarnate as someone Buddhist.
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>Punch the sun.
[2]
You launch your fist towards the sun. Being a very hot inanimate object, you are quickly burned up by it. Your last thought is how stupid that was.
>Become the King of Mexico with newfound Spanish skills
[1]
You try, but the lack of formal documentation on you makes this impossible. They try to deport you to the US.
>Reincarnate as someone Buddhist.
[2]
You reincarnate as someone Taoist. What?
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>Try to find Nue. If she's not there, well... no, she HAS to be there somewhere!
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>Run to become the President of the USA now. Sooner or later, we'll get there.
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>Reincarnate as a golem made out of husked grains of rice.
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>Well, the aliens are gone. More party! Invite all of the Stage 5 bosses for more fun! Also, beam up another random person in this game to party too because why not!
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>Exactly who am I now?
It feels weird to type I instead of we into a game.
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> Become a (4)
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> Ask the Yamaxanadu if I can reincarnate
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Hey guys, this is the GM talking. I'll get back with rolls later today. Some personal stuff came up. I'm under a slight time crunch.
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>Soundly reject everyone with a foreign passport.
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> Melt the polar icecaps.
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> Wander around some more in search of a mobile weapon. Any will do.
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>Try to find Nue. If she's not there, well... no, she HAS to be there somewhere!
[3]
> You caught a glimpse of her,... that's it.
>Run to become the President of the USA now. Sooner or later, we'll get there.
[6]
You are elected by everyone in the country. This is seen as evidence of corruption by everyone else, though, so you find your country invaded.
>Reincarnate as a golem made out of husked grains of rice.
[5]
You become a GIANT golem made out of rice, because giant golems are better than not giant golems!
>Well, the aliens are gone. More party! Invite all of the Stage 5 bosses for more fun! Also, beam up another random person in this game to party too because why not!
> invite Stage 5 bosses [5]
They all catch wind of the invitation and board the ship, pledging allegiance to whatever you're up to.
> Invite other player [6]
Your attempt to snag a participant winds up dragging the GM on board. He is not happy to have been interrupted from what he was doing and slips a shrinking potion into your drink, which you fail to save against because he is the GM. He then leaves. Oh well, enjoy your Shinmyoumaru sized body! (No, I don't hate you, reversing it is perfectly possible next turn if you roll well)
>Exactly who am I now?
It feels weird to type I instead of we into a game.
Just some Taoist. A Taoist, nobody really special. You can change that if luck is on your side.
> Become a (4)
[4]
You take the shape of the number 4! That bottom part of you is really good at jumping, thankfully.
> Ask the Yamaxanadu if I can reincarnate
[5]
She approves and fast tracks your reincarnation and gives you a body designed to look like Rumia, but cuter and with your intelligence.
>Soundly reject everyone with a foreign passport.
[2]
Unfortunately, it seems that you don't have authority to do that.
> Melt the polar icecaps.
[6]
Too bad it doesn't matter since you were kinda disintegrated.
> Wander around some more in search of a mobile weapon. Any will do.
[2]
You just don't seem to be having any luck finding weapons in this "Armistice Land".
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> Test if body came with darkness powers
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> Test if body came with darkness powers
[5]
The Yama is apparently rather generous today, You find it came with a LOT of darkness powers, including ones that canonical Rumia could only dream of. Said powers include (I'm gonna shoot you a PM of my OC, Lumia, since you just turned into her)
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Rude...I take the liberty to beam you to a party in a space castle, and you shrink me? That's just mean.
>Channel inner magical abilities to try and unshrink back to normal size. This ain't no tiny party! (Well, if this fails, at least Sukuna won't be the only tiny person here...)
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Rude...I take the liberty to beam you to a party in a space castle, and you shrink me? That's just mean.
>Channel inner magical abilities to try and unshrink back to normal size. This ain't no tiny party! (Well, if this fails, at least Sukuna won't be the only tiny person here...)
(I'm not much of a party person to be honest, which is why I spend 80% of my weekend locked in my room. But a 6 requires something bad to happen, so this was a nice way of doing that.)
> Return to normal with magic [1]
Your attempts to do it drew Sukuna over, who used the mallet to make this become your normal size so she could romance you.
(Dice do not like you...)
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>Submit name to Arstotzkan Job Lottery, hope for a good result!
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> The Saint was Crucified
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>Roll to find out name, hope for a good result!
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Welp.
>Attempt to reverse the earlier magic; shrink the rest of the universe to this size so tiny becomes normal! People included.
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> Fool the government into thinking that the armistice has been broken.
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>Submit name to Arstotzkan Job Lottery, hope for a good result!
[5]
You get a very nice job with great pay.
> The Saint was Crucified
[2]
It seems you haven't quite mastered those powers and looked pretty foolish talking to Byakuren.
>Roll to find out name, hope for a good result!
Like I said, you are a normal, devoted taoist. But if you prayed for power or attempted to obtain it, you may succeed. Your name, since you insist, is Taolon.
>Attempt to reverse the earlier magic; shrink the rest of the universe to this size so tiny becomes normal! People included.
[3]
You succeed in shrinking part of the rest of the universe to your size. And by part I mean the drinks at the party just got downsized.
(DICE HATE YOU...)
> Fool the government into thinking that the armistice has been broken.
[2]
It seems they aren't in session right now.
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Oh lawd, all these twos.
> Locate and assassinate the leader of Armistice Land.
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Oh lawd, all these twos.
> Locate and assassinate the leader of Armistice Land.
[2] (I think you just got a Yahtzee...)
You seem to be unable to find out where he's located. Shame, really.
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> Bah. Take a walk for a nice change of pace.
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>Follow the glimpse! It must lead to the Nue!
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Not the drinks!
>Quick, before anyone notices! Shrink everyone down! We can shrink the palace and then the universe immediately afterward. (Dangit, becoming small was NOT the plan!)
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> Prove to Marisa that I do have 10 fingers. Or 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, whichever way you wanna look at it.
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>Abuse position to extract toll money from other players whenever they move to another place.
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> Bah. Take a walk for a nice change of pace.
[5]
You take a nice walk, and find a cavern you can explore!
>Follow the glimpse! It must lead to the Nue!
[1]
Before you can, you're accosted by Mamizou who demands to know why you're stalking Nue.
Not the drinks!
>Quick, before anyone notices! Shrink everyone down! We can shrink the palace and then the universe immediately afterward. (Dangit, becoming small was NOT the plan!)
[6]
Well, your magic worked well, shrinking everyone, the palace, and the universe. Unfortunately, this everyone included you, so in total, nothing happened. The drinks returned to normal though as Shinmyoumaru proposed to you.
> Prove to Marisa that I do have 10 fingers. Or 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, whichever way you wanna look at it.
[3]
Marisa does indeed agree with you. But she's drunk, so you're not sure she understands. Oh well, she's an easy target right now and you're feeling rather peckish. [-1 to dodges for Marisa if you wanna go that way...]
>Abuse position to extract toll money from other players whenever they move to another place.
[2]
You tried, but Raikaria wasn't putting up with it and destroyed your tollbooth on the way to Marisa's by waving her hand.
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Well, time to initiate phase- wait WHAAAAAAA...?
>Well, she is a princess...sure, I'll go with it and accept (even if it is a bit backwards with how proposals go...). Two palaces, yay! Maybe being shrunk wasn't so bad after all. (Assuming this roll doesn't end everything.)
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Hell yeah.
>AK-47s for everybody! Show those scum bag commies invading the greatest country in the world what weapons of Soviet glory can do to them!
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>Tell her I'm just a friend of hers, and apologize if it looks like I am stalking her.
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> Search cavern for the superweapons of ancient civilizations.
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Well, time to initiate phase- wait WHAAAAAAA...?
>Well, she is a princess...sure, I'll go with it and accept (even if it is a bit backwards with how proposals go...). Two palaces, yay! Maybe being shrunk wasn't so bad after all. (Assuming this roll doesn't end everything.)
[6]
She's so overjoyed she pushes you into the punch bowl then dives in after you, giggling like a kid.
Hell yeah.
>AK-47s for everybody! Show those scum bag commies invading the greatest country in the world what weapons of Soviet glory can do to them!
[4]
AK-47's have been distributed successfully
>Tell her I'm just a friend of hers, and apologize if it looks like I am stalking her.
[4] She mostly backs off, but insists on going with you to make sure.
> Search cavern for the superweapons of ancient civilizations.
[3]
Eh, you find some old rusty rifles! They're still in working condition, so you found something, right?
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>Wait...this is the alcoholic punch, isn't it? Either way, as much fun as it probably is to swim around in the punch, I should mention we should probably get out before someone larger than us decides they're thirsty.
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>Panic. What is going on?
>Summon fish princess girl
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> Challenge DrunkMarisa to a Danmaku battle. Be sure Aya is around to capture the results.
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>Wait...this is the alcoholic punch, isn't it? Either way, as much fun as it probably is to swim around in the punch, I should mention we should probably get out before someone larger than us decides they're thirsty.
[2]
You would, if you weren't holding your breath as Shinmyoumaru playfully dunked you under the punch. She may be a princess, but at least she's got a sense of fun, right? No one seems to have spotted you yet.
>Panic. What is going on?
>Summon fish princess girl
> Panic [4]
You initiate a full blown panic.
> Summon [5]
You summon the fish princess girl.
> Challenge DrunkMarisa to a Danmaku battle. Be sure Aya is around to capture the results.
[3 vs. 4-1]
It seems Marisa is too drunk to really fight properly and it's a good thing as your power is still unfamiliar to you. The match ends in a win when you clip her shot. Now you get to name your victory condition, and Marisa's cringing, hoping she won't hear the words the real Rumia would say.
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> Ask Marisa to return 10% of the stuff she's stolen. [Watch with interest to see if she prioritizes the possessions of anyone in particular]
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Well, a sense of fun is a good thing, but...
>Still should mention that we should get out before we're noticed...or someone comes to get a drink and doesn't notice us.
>How is the party still going? I've sort of been busy, and not quite keeping track...
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> Attempt to restore the rifles so they're as good as new.
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> Ask Marisa to return 10% of the stuff she's stolen. [Watch with interest to see if she prioritizes the possessions of anyone in particular]
> Condition [2]
She fainted out, instead, unbelieving that she would lose to Rumia.
> Watch [4]
Watching is just making you hungrier. Apparently, this body is a little TOO faithful to its original, as an urge to eat her is on your mind.
Well, a sense of fun is a good thing, but...
>Still should mention that we should get out before we're noticed...or someone comes to get a drink and doesn't notice us.
>How is the party still going? I've sort of been busy, and not quite keeping track...
> Get out. [4]
You ram it through her head that you should probably get out, especially in case Yuyuko gets the munchies.
> Party going? [6]
It's still going pretty strong. Unfortunately, Yuyuko seems to be heading for the bowl.
> Detection? [6]
Fortunately, Yuyuko DOES spot you. Unfortunately, she thinks you look tasty and decides to drink you two with the bowl.
> Escape? [6 vs 5]
Yuyuko glugged the bowl and NEARLY swallowed you, but you two got away, lying there.
> Attempt to restore the rifles so they're as good as new.
[4]
They're as good as new. You have 5 rifles!
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>Ah. Well, out of the frying pan, onto the omelette, then. I'm sure we're probably still soaked through with punch, so...grab Sukuna and try to hightail it away from Yuyuko! Deeper into the palace where people really shouldn't be, but could be because they might be adventurous and rule-breakers and/or drunk!
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> Suppress urge to eat Marisa by turning into the Rumia Quest Rumia
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>Declare international bunnygirl day.
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> Carry my team to victory and various second places finishes.
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>Ah. Well, out of the frying pan, onto the omelette, then. I'm sure we're probably still soaked through with punch, so...grab Sukuna and try to hightail it away from Yuyuko! Deeper into the palace where people really shouldn't be, but could be because they might be adventurous and rule-breakers and/or drunk!
[4]
You scarper for the deeper part of the palace.
> Suppress urge to eat Marisa by turning into the Rumia Quest Rumia
[6]
You successfully turn into the Rumia Quest Rumia... but your new powers and appetite carry over so you really just changed your appearance. Ah well.
>Declare international bunnygirl day.
[2]
The legislation stalls in Congress
> Carry my team to victory and various second places finishes.
[1]
You got disqualified.
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>Introduce blood rituals involving the sacrifice of the great rice golem, Tapsa.
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>Is there anyone deeper in the palace? Also, check in on Sukuna, see if she's alright. Almost getting nom'd by Yuyuko can't be a terribly comfortable situation to be in.
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> Pawn off four of the rifles.
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>Introduce blood rituals involving the sacrifice of the great rice golem, Tapsa.
[1]
Oops! The people assumed you meant to sacrifice TO Tapsa, and promptly sacrificed you to him, causing the rice golem to glow even bigger. Too bad.
>Is there anyone deeper in the palace? Also, check in on Sukuna, see if she's alright. Almost getting nom'd by Yuyuko can't be a terribly comfortable situation to be in.
> Deeper [2] There's Yuyuko trying to find you!
> Health [No Roll] Sukuna is fine. She's dealt with this shit more often than you seem to be thinking.
> Pawn off four of the rifles.
[6]
> You pawn off the rifles. Unfortunately, you pawned them off to government officials and Armistice Land is now Armed Land as the leader was assassinated.
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> Time to 322
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Oh. Well then.
> Grab some ammo and search for more mobile weapons.
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> Time to 322
[6]
I'm not sure what it is, but you're the embodiment of 322.
Oh. Well then.
> Grab some ammo and search for more mobile weapons.
[4]
You find a "Gun Turret MK32" and a "Bob-Omb Crate".
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Ah crap.
>Keep falling back from Yuyuko, into areas of the palace only I know how to get to (theoretically), or anyone else if they are with me. Make sure Sukuna is in tow, and doesn't get lost. We are in this together, after all. Can't let ourselves get caught!
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GM Announcement
For Crossover Edition, guess what there's been a SEVERE LACK OF?
I have an OC myself. He's the living embodiment of No Fourth Wall, able to summon creatures, items, magic, etc, by merely naming them.
Problem is, it's a two way street, as he's completely powerless to NOT summon them if he names them.
Of course, in the world of RTD, this can go hilariously wrong, hilariously fast.
Do you guys want me to play, or stay out of it?
Ah crap.
>Keep falling back from Yuyuko, into areas of the palace only I know how to get to (theoretically), or anyone else if they are with me. Make sure Sukuna is in tow, and doesn't get lost. We are in this together, after all. Can't let ourselves get caught!
[1]
A cup descends over your vision as you attempt to escape! You're caught!
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DANGIT WHAT DID I JUST FINISH SAYING.
@gm announcement: Sure, the more the merrier~.
>Is Sukuna also under this cup? (I imagine she would be, but...)
-->If so, magic our way through the cup and run faster with her!
-->If not, magic my way through the cup and look for her! Punch my captor in the face if need be!
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DANGIT WHAT DID I JUST FINISH SAYING.
@gm announcement: Sure, the more the merrier~.
>Is Sukuna also under this cup? (I imagine she would be, but...)
-->If so, magic our way through the cup and run faster with her!
-->If not, magic my way through the cup and look for her! Punch my captor in the face if need be!
> Sukuna is under the cup. [4] You magic your way out, running, but Yuyuko is leisurely chasing you still...
> Recapture [4 vs 4]
Yuyuko reaches to nab you and [6 vs 2] she succeeds, placing you in a bottle!
In a howl of winds and a swirl of ones and zeros, Cybeast fell unceremoniously in a heap somewhere.
> Equip SOCOM [3]
Seems like you forgot your ammo.
> Locate Sanae [5]
You successfully gimmick a tracker on Sanae! HELLZ YEAH!
> Use Chaff Grenade at Nitori's House for kicks [1]
Nitori storms out before you can use it and forces you to come in with her to "test something"...
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Ohhhhh this ain't good.
Also, I hope you can come to space and find a miniature space castle drifting about the cosmos, cuz I have all Stage 5 bosses, which includes Sanae~ (I just...haven't managed to do anything yet...)
>Alright, no more fooling around. Teleport Sukuna and myself out of the bottle to anywhere, even near anyone else in the palace that isn't someone who is hungry for small people!
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> Randomly chuck a Bob-Omb to see how effective it is.
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Ohhhhh this ain't good.
Also, I hope you can come to space and find a miniature space castle drifting about the cosmos, cuz I have all Stage 5 bosses, which includes Sanae~ (I just...haven't managed to do anything yet...)
>Alright, no more fooling around. Teleport Sukuna and myself out of the bottle to anywhere, even near anyone else in the palace that isn't someone who is hungry for small people!
[5]
It seems your luck might be turning as you teleport into a safe room and fix most things. You're still small though because you don't want to upset Sukuna.
> Randomly chuck a Bob-Omb to see how effective it is.
[5]
BAROOOOOOOOOOOOM! Judging from the hole in the abandoned...shrine... well, the bob-omb worked great, better get the hell out of dodge, as cracks seem to spread through the air.
The Barrier has been DESTROYED!
> Nitori straps you into a machine to teleport to the object most interesting your mind. She throws the switch and waves you a goodbye. [6]
You teleport and lands right on top of Sanae at Sock's party.
GM: For those of you curious, Cybeast looks like the picture attached.
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Walfas has a ... surprisingly high... amount of Capcom stuff... Who can name all of the capcom stuff he has...
And here's a "glory shot" of him, which sums up his origin and powers in one nice and easy picture. Took me a half hour to make this sucker.
[attach=2]
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Well of course I wouldn't want to upset Sukuna.
>Determine location, surroundings, and anyone in the vicinity besides Sukuna and myself. If there is a door, put an ear to it and listen for noises outside. (Never thought I'd have to run and hide in my own house during my party...)
>Did I just hear/detect a teleportation go off and someone land on someone else?
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Well of course I wouldn't want to upset Sukuna.
>Determine location, surroundings, and anyone in the vicinity besides Sukuna and myself. If there is a door, put an ear to it and listen for noises outside. (Never thought I'd have to run and hide in my own house during my party...)
>Did I just hear/detect a teleportation go off and someone land on someone else?
> There is a door. It's kinda locked, as you are inside a safe. [Safe Room, geddit!?]
> Detect [4]
You did indeed! Is it friend or foe?
// GM will refrain from moving this turn, as he's kinda busy rolling dice for a different RtD game. Then he is going to sleep.
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Well, for when you stop sleeping...
>Eh, I'll figure out if it's friend or foe later. Now that I have some alone time with Sukuna...
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GM Note: Edited because like it or not, you DID die. So instead, we have this roll which translates to the same thing and DOESN'T destroy the space time continuum:
> Reincarnate as self in same position as before.
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>Find the catgirl, see the catgirl, BE the catgirl
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>Become Raiko,
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>Suddenly pop up, as if I just spawned.
(if spawned successfully)
> Allocate all available bonus stats (if any) into [INT]ELLIGENCE and [SP]ELL POINTS.
> Try to obtain [POINTED HAT], [ROBE OF CASTING], and [STAFF OF HARMING].
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>Thank Mamizou and travel in search of the Nue! This couldn't possibly go wrong!
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> Use Taoist teachings that this version of Rumia has to suppress hunger and instead go and eat something that doesn't speak the same language as you later.
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Well, for when you stop sleeping...
>Eh, I'll figure out if it's friend or foe later. Now that I have some alone time with Sukuna...
[2]
Sukuna shakes her head. "Maybe later."
GM Note: Edited because like it or not, you DID die. So instead, we have this roll which translates to the same thing and DOESN'T destroy the space time continuum:
> Reincarnate as self in same position as before.
[6]
You reincarnated in EXACTLY the same position, knives held over you to sacrifice you!
[3 vs 3]
You lost an arm but managed to escape.
>Find the catgirl, see the catgirl, BE the catgirl
> Find catgirl [4]
You found her.
> See catgirl [3]
It's... rather hard to see her...
> BE catgirl [5]
You are now the catgirl. Now what?
>Become Raiko,
[1]
You are, shrunk, placed in a jar and held pending investigation on why you want to be a drum.
>Suddenly pop up, as if I just spawned.
(if spawned successfully)
> Allocate all available bonus stats (if any) into [INT]ELLIGENCE and [SP]ELL POINTS.
> Try to obtain [POINTED HAT], [ROBE OF CASTING], and [STAFF OF HARMING].
> Spawn [5]
You spawn
> Allocate [4]
ALLOCATION COMPLETE.
> Items [6] You find all of these. You also find [Mysterious Potion]
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>Darn. Oh well. Now's a good time to really focus on making the entire party the same size as us, along with the palace so no one gets upset. Extreme focus mode go!
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>As a token of gratitude for empowering me with his blood, grant Infinity, president of the USA, an arm prosthesis made out of rice.
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> Bet on some Mad Rares With Merlini
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Off to a good start.
> Check [Mysterious Potion] for any possible name tags.
> Equip the three previously mentioned items.
(picking details from a randomizer)... ICE... BAT... CAVE (oh why)
> Head into the nearest village, hope the villagers can't tell me where the Ice Bat Cave is located.
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>Darn. Oh well. Now's a good time to really focus on making the entire party the same size as us, along with the palace so no one gets upset. Extreme focus mode go!
[1]
Sukuna would rather you not and throws herself on you, passionately kissing and bringing the mallet around to paralyze you.
>Cybeast worked his way over to the safe, hearing noises. [5]
He worked his way over, not spilling a drop of his drink.
> He opened the safe [1]
Or he tried to, but he didn't know the combo, so he took it instead.
> passed you an antidote [Impossible, No Roll]
He carried the safe with you two still inside as he headed back across the floor.
> And left to find Sanae [5]
He found Sanae and asked if she would dance, She said yes!
>As a token of gratitude for empowering me with his blood, grant Infinity, president of the USA, an arm prosthesis made out of rice.
[4]
You give him that arm.
> Bet on some Mad Rares With Merlini
[1] You lost your money and Merlini punched you. Tough luck bro.
Off to a good start.
> Check [Mysterious Potion] for any possible name tags.
> Equip the three previously mentioned items.
(picking details from a randomizer)... ICE... BAT... CAVE (oh why)
> Head into the nearest village, hope the villagers can't tell me where the Ice Bat Cave is located.
> Identify [3]
There's a tag. It's worn off the writing, though.
> Equip [3]
Hmm, why can't I hold all of these. 2 out of 3 items equipped.
> Village [1]
Unfortunately for you, they can tell you. In extreme, gruesome, detail, then lock you out so you can go there.
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> Use Taoist teachings that this version of Rumia has to suppress hunger and instead go and eat something that doesn't speak the same language as you later.
> Poke the GM about this action
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> Chuck another Bob-Omb to completely shatter the barrier.
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> I can't have lost money. I went 322.
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>become a wizard, complete with staff, sword and bathing gown ? um I mean robe.
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>Thank Mamizou and travel in search of the Nue! This couldn't possibly go wrong!
[1]
Yeah it went wrong in every way possible, as she stuck a leaf on your head and transformed you into an insect the SECOND your back was turned.
> Use Taoist teachings that this version of Rumia has to suppress hunger and instead go and eat something that doesn't speak the same language as you later.
OOPS! Yeah, that got lost in the shuffle, along with Mamizou's thing.
[3] You succeed in suppressing your hunger. But as she has the ability to talk to anything telepathically [And the mind speaks a universal language] the 2nd part is impossible.
> Chuck another Bob-Omb to completely shatter the barrier.
[Impossible Action] Barrier was already destroyed!
> I can't have lost money. I went 322.
[Free Action] Complaining seems to have netted you a refund.
>become a wizard, complete with staff, sword and bathing gown ? um I mean robe.
[6]
You came complete with all of it and a batch of potions.
> Summon Bag of Holding [1]
The spell backfired somehow, throwing him and Sanae into the safe as well.
> Place Safe (with Sock) inside [Impossible Action]
He comes to, the same size as Sock and Shinmyou.
> Dance [4]
He starts dancing a lot.
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>Well, that was fast. Uh...go along with it, I guess? I mean, we're still safe in the safe...
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>Well, that was fast. Uh...go along with it, I guess? I mean, we're still safe in the safe...
[2]
Sanae puts a stop to this madness and demands we focus.
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>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM MY OWN MAN AND I- yeah, we should probably get out of here. Magic the combination so we can get out!
>grumble about those two popping in here and ruining fun times...why is he dancing?
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> Whoops. Alright then. Chuck a Bob-Omb into the party.
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>research summoning spells for fire based elemental beings and/or demons ? and with "research" I mean go on a quest till you trip over the right book.
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>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM MY OWN MAN AND I- yeah, we should probably get out of here. Magic the combination so we can get out!
>grumble about those two popping in here and ruining fun times...why is he dancing?
> Open [Error: You have used your quota of random bits for]
...Huh. Guess I'll be using their app.
[2]
You don't quite succeed.
> Complain [Free Action]
You give off a loud complaint.
> Cybeast summons Metal Blades [5]
He successfully summoned the Metal Blades.
> Whoops. Alright then. Chuck a Bob-Omb into the party.
[3]
You somehow launch the bob-omb into the party in a floating palace in space. Unfortunately, this one's a dud.
>research summoning spells for fire based elemental beings and/or demons ? and with "research" I mean go on a quest till you trip over the right book.
[4]
You indeed find the book you require.
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>Try to open the safe again. By using the combination. With magic.
>"Why do you have metal blades?"
>Determine how party is going now that the host, the punch, two guests and an interloper are gone and a dud bomb was launched at my palace.
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>Break out of the jar.
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So far, so good. Now I guess it's time to get some supplies.
>obtain a sufficient amount of food that suits the exquisite taste of a wizard, ? sausages and cheese.
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>Try to open the safe again. By using the combination. With magic.
>"Why do you have metal blades?"
>Determine how party is going now that the host, the punch, two guests and an interloper are gone and a dud bomb was launched at my palace.
> Open safe [3]
The door jammed.
> Why? [6]
He launched into an explanation of Bubble Man and a Metal Man and a Mega Man andtwos and made your head spin.
> Examine [Free Action]
Well, the party is fine. Nobody was really paying attention to Sukuna anyway, Sanae's a mischievous girl to some, and you're not exactly one of them... yet.
> Break door with Blades [5]
He successfully manages to destroy the door with the blades, opening a way out. Sanae's suddenly cozying up to him afterwards, too, knowing full well what he's doing.
>Break out of the jar.
[4]
You break out of the jar. Now what?
So far, so good. Now I guess it's time to get some supplies.
>obtain a sufficient amount of food that suits the exquisite taste of a wizard, ? sausages and cheese.
[2]
Store closed on Sundays.
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> Surpress hunger with whatever Marisa got drunk on
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Well then, ?
>summon a fire based elemental being or demon to assist me on my quest.
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>Well, that works too...but now I need a new safe...Let's take Sukuna elsewhere. Keeping an eye out for wild Yuyukos or anyone else.
>Notice bomb.
-->If noticed, RETALIATE! Launch three bombs at the one foolish enough to try and attack my palace! That'll teach them to try and crash a party.
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> Search for rifle ammo.
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> Surpress hunger with whatever Marisa got drunk on
[5] It works well. Go home?
Well then, ?
>summon a fire based elemental being or demon to assist me on my quest.
[5]
You summon Iblis.
>Well, that works too...but now I need a new safe...Let's take Sukuna elsewhere. Keeping an eye out for wild Yuyukos or anyone else.
>Notice bomb.
-->If noticed, RETALIATE! Launch three bombs at the one foolish enough to try and attack my palace! That'll teach them to try and crash a party.
[1]
Seems like Yuyuko set you up as everyone falls towards a bottle placed below...
> Dodge
GM Note: Both this and the previous scenario of you falling in and Sukuna getting away are possible. PM me if you want it changed.
[3] Sukuna dodges, but you fall into the trap!
> Dodge
[2] Oh well, at least you have some company as Cybeast falls in too.
> Notice [5]
You spot the bomb.
> FIRE ALL WEAPONS! [1]
Your yelling has only attracted Yuyuko.
> Search for rifle ammo.
[4]
You find a few crates of rifle ammo.
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>Find Chen and become friends with her!
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>Sukuna! And, to a lesser extent, Sanae! Oh, and that other guy too, I guess. Teleport them all out of the bottle! All the while not getting caught by Yuyuko! I can worry about retaliation later!
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>Find Chen and become friends with her!
[3]
You found her. She's a bit busy, though.
>Sukuna! And, to a lesser extent, Sanae! Oh, and that other guy too, I guess. Teleport them all out of the bottle! All the while not getting caught by Yuyuko! I can worry about retaliation later!
[5]
You manage to somehow get everyone out of the bottle before Yuyuko reaches you. Run. Run NOW.
Cybeast is not moving this turn as I am going for lunch. Also, Cybeast will only move in conjuction to your moves at the moment.
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>Don't have to tell me twice! Let's go, elsewhere in the palace that isn't a safe, but is still safe from that hungry ghost. Make sure Sukuna is close, the other two at least keeping up.
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>Offer to help Chen with whatever she is busy with!
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>Fight a bear and take it's arm as a replacement for the lost one.
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>Fight a bear and take it's arm as a replacement for the lost one.
[4] Man vs Bear, the epic throwdown. you win.
[Impossible Action] Unfortunately, seems that rice arm of yours won't come off.
>Don't have to tell me twice! Let's go, elsewhere in the palace that isn't a safe, but is still safe from that hungry ghost. Make sure Sukuna is close, the other two at least keeping up.
> Escape [5]
Everyone keeps up as you escape.
> Summon Proton Pack [6]
He successfully sucks Yuyuko into the Proton Pack he summoned. Unfortunately, Youmu is now after us instead,
>Offer to help Chen with whatever she is busy with!
[2]
Chen ignores you. :(
GAH, I'm hungry and not very witty.
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> We have a home?
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>Escape wherever I am, whoever put me in here obviously cannot respect my choice to become a drum.
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>Grab the proton pack and chuck it, then run in a different direction with Sukuna. We had no part in that, let the other guy pay the price!
-->Along the way, try to launch the retaliation at the bomb-thrower. It's been put off long enough!
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Well damn, that's one hell of a prosthesis.
>Convert random people into gold using the power of the rice arm.
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Oh man I seriously have to go to the Ice Bat Cave? Good for nothing villagers... Could have at least let me identify my potion before you locked me out!
Guess I'll head to there then. And by that, I mean...
> Follow the (unfortunately) extreme level of detail given to me by the villagers.
> Well, time to take a risk and drink that [Mysterious Potion]. With any luck, it's effects will allow me to equip my third item that I could not before. It could potentially be a bad potion, but mages do not fear potions.
> Also, practice Fire elemental magic for that Ice Bat Cave. If I could manage a [Flare] this will be a piece of cake, but [Blaze] or just a plain [Fire] will suffice.
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> We have a home?
[Free action] Yes, you do! Or at least, the Rumia who is dragging you away insists you do.
>Escape wherever I am, whoever put me in here obviously cannot respect my choice to become a drum.
[3]
You escaped, but had to settle for a trumpet.
>Grab the proton pack and chuck it, then run in a different direction with Sukuna. We had no part in that, let the other guy pay the price!
-->Along the way, try to launch the retaliation at the bomb-thrower. It's been put off long enough!
> Throw pack [4]
You threw the pack and Youmu stopped bugging you. Cybeast's stunts are really grating on you. Besides the Metal Blades, he doesn't seem too strong.
Cybeast's move is omitted as he's with you.
> Retaliation strike [3 vs 4]
You unfortunately missed.
Well damn, that's one hell of a prosthesis.
>Convert random people into gold using the power of the rice arm.
[5] Gold is stupid. You make them into Diamond!
Oh man I seriously have to go to the Ice Bat Cave? Good for nothing villagers... Could have at least let me identify my potion before you locked me out!
Guess I'll head to there then. And by that, I mean...
> Follow the (unfortunately) extreme level of detail given to me by the villagers.
> Well, time to take a risk and drink that [Mysterious Potion]. With any luck, it's effects will allow me to equip my third item that I could not before.
> Also, practice Fire elemental magic for that Ice Bat Cave. If I could manage a [Flare] this will be a piece of cake, but [Blaze] or just a plain [Fire] will suffice.
> Follow [6]
You followed them extremely precisely... Including the parts they said to NOT follow! A [Flame Dragon] accosts you!
> Drink [Mysterious Potion] -> [Shrinking Potion]
Resist [5]
Luckily, you battle off the effects of the potion. Bonus! You now know how to cast [Mini].
> Practice Fire Magic [1]
Well, you start to practice. A lot of fire shrouds your view as the [Flame Dragon] STRIKES!
[6 vs 3-1 visibility]
The flame dragon swallows you whole. You are now in the belly of the beast.
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>Head count for who followed me, and also check where we are and who is around.
>Retreat to a more secluded area of the castle! Hopefully no one will be around there...
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>Construct a death ray made from diamonds, for the glory of the USA.
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A good mage can make the best of any situation!
> Taking care not to ignite the chemicals within the dragon that are responsible for it's flame breath, create a low level Fire as a light source.
(assuming I didn't suddenly explode the dragon) > Travel towards the beast's brain, casting my new Mini spell as necessary to enter small passages.
(if I reach my destination) > It may be difficult at my level, but wait around here and practice [Mind Control] spells, striking the [Flame Dragon]'s brain directly.
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>Hide in the Hakurei donation box to escape the insanity. Becuz y not?
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> Go home
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>Take all points from Wind Instrument stat and put them in Percussion. That should be enough to become a drum, right?
>Meanwhile, play a sweet jazz tune.
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>Head count for who followed me, and also check where we are and who is around.
>Retreat to a more secluded area of the castle! Hopefully no one will be around there...
> Head count [Free Action]
All present and accounted fo- Wait, how did Sukuna get so big? [Sukuna is in her DDC Stage 6 form]
> Retreat.
Sukuna gathers everyone up and runs towards a more secluded area.
>Construct a death ray made from diamonds, for the glory of the USA.
[4]
You succeed in making the ray.
A good mage can make the best of any situation!
> Taking care not to ignite the chemicals within the dragon that are responsible for it's flame breath, create a low level Fire as a light source.
(assuming I didn't suddenly explode the dragon) > Travel towards the beast's brain, casting my new Mini spell as necessary to enter small passages.
(if I reach my destination) > It may be difficult at my level, but wait around here and practice [Mind Control] spells, striking the [Flame Dragon]'s brain directly.
> Fire [5]
You succeed in casting without ignition
> Mini [3]
Well, your spell worked as intended... now you're trying to stay afloat within his stomach.
> Mind Control [N/A]
You're too busy flailing and treading acid to concentrate on that.
>Hide in the Hakurei donation box to escape the insanity. Becuz y not?
[6]
You magically stuff yourself inside the box. You are now a tiny grown up Rumia. Congrats!
There's THREE Rumias running around!
> Go home
[1]
Rumia's still dragging you around, seemingly lost.
>Take all points from Wind Instrument stat and put them in Percussion. That should be enough to become a drum, right?
>Meanwhile, play a sweet jazz tune.
> Allocate [5]
You are now a drum.
> Sweet jazz [N/A]
Drums cannot play sweet jazz.
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>Get the leaf off my head, then change course to Mamizou. It's not funny for her to do something like that when I just want to talk with a friend of her's.
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Now to the next step.
>research the ways of "how to create a pointy wand of resistance" ? or just go on a quest for one.
>also look for alternative supply sources on the way.
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Ah. Alright then.
>Direct the now larger Sukuna to the best location I can think of! Meanwhile ponder why she suddenly decided to be bigger.
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You magically stuff yourself inside the box. You are now a tiny grown up Rumia. Congrats!
There's THREE Rumias running around!
Oh. Looks like my name is Hilarious In Hindsight now.
>Tries to get out of the now huge donation box to trick people into thinking tiny adult Rumia is a fairy. ouo
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> Wait a second I thought I was Rumia where did this 2nd one come from?
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>Get the leaf off my head, then change course to Mamizou. It's not funny for her to do something like that when I just want to talk with a friend of her's.
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[6]
You got VERY close... then she ate you.
Now to the next step.
>research the ways of "how to create a pointy wand of resistance" ? or just go on a quest for one.
>also look for alternative supply sources on the way.
> Research [5]
You create a pointy one.
> Supply [5]
You supply yourself nicely
Ah. Alright then.
>Direct the now larger Sukuna to the best location I can think of! Meanwhile ponder why she suddenly decided to be bigger.
[2]
She doesn't seem to be listening.
Oh. Looks like my name is Hilarious In Hindsight now.
>Tries to get out of the now huge donation box to trick people into thinking tiny adult Rumia is a fairy. ouo
[6]
You get out of the box and trick people into thinking you're a fairy, resulting in someone trying to bottle you!
> Wait a second I thought I was Rumia where did this 2nd one come from?
> There are 3 of them. You (Lumia as Rumia's quest Rumia), Canon Rumia, and unknown to you, the Osana Reimu Rumia.
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>Well...where is she taking me then? Er, us?
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>Tsukumogami-ize self to properly be Raiko.
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You get out of the box and trick people into thinking you're a fairy, resulting in someone trying to bottle you!
Nooooooooo~! ; u ; Why me? QuQ
>tries to dodge the people trying to bottle tiny Osana Rumia
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>Equip fish princess in left arm slot
>RIDE ONWARDS TO VICTORY!
>Attempt to repair more damages.
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>Badger Stuffman into starting GREENquest.
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>Well...where is she taking me then? Er, us?
> She's taking us somewhere private.
>Tsukumogami-ize self to properly be Raiko.
[6]
Worked too well. You're just Raiko now, your mind is gone.
Nooooooooo~! ; u ; Why me? QuQ
>tries to dodge the people trying to bottle tiny Osana Rumia
[6]
Somehow, you twist things and now your assailant is in the bottle and you're normal. A Wizard Did It, move along.
>Equip fish princess in left arm slot
>RIDE ONWARDS TO VICTORY!
>Attempt to repair more damages.
> Equip [4]
SUCCESS!
> Onwards [1]
You fell flat on your ass.
> Repair more damages [3]
Too lazy
>Badger Stuffman into starting GREENquest.
[6]
Well, he started Rainbowquest, sound good?
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> Just... let canon Rumia take us wherever she's taking us. And think about how we used to be that small.
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>Well, nothing to really do but wait until Sukuna finds where she's looking for. I don't mind. The other two...no idea if he or Sanae mind this.
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>Come back as a subconsciousness and take back control.
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>Recruit wandering heroes to defeat the Dark Lord of EVIL DOOMY DOOM
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> Load the rifle and let's go bear huntin'.
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Somehow, you twist things and now your assailant is in the bottle and you're normal. A Wizard Did It, move along.
Yaaay~. Tiny Roomi is not a fairy anymore~!
>continues to hide somewhere in hopes of the dumb luck continuing
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>Activate death ray, target orphans and environmentalists, the USA didn't need them anyway.
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> Fire [5]
You succeed in casting without ignition
> Mini [3]
Well, your spell worked as intended... now you're trying to stay afloat within his stomach.
> Mind Control [N/A]
You're too busy flailing and treading acid to concentrate on that.
To go with common sense, or to take a risk... That potion worked out alright earlier, but I shouldn't push my luck.
Having not yet touched water magic, I'm unsure of my ability to direct the acid away from myself, considering it's size compared to my own. However,
> It shouldn't be too difficult to summon up a small stone with a basic earth spell that I could use to float across on more easily.
> After which, a basic wind spell should give me some forward movement.
> To the brain! (hopefully!)
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Oh hey, an RTD thread. And it's fresh!
> Appearify in the game...world I guess; cheerfully greet first sentient being I encounter.
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> Just... let canon Rumia take us wherever she's taking us. And think about how we used to be that small.
> She takes you to a nice house and sits you down in a chair.
>Well, nothing to really do but wait until Sukuna finds where she's looking for. I don't mind. The other two...no idea if he or Sanae mind this.
> She uses the mallet to fix everyone [6]
Worked too well, we're all double size now.
>Come back as a subconsciousness and take back control.
[1]
You're purged completely. Time to reincarnate.
>Recruit wandering heroes to defeat the Dark Lord of EVIL DOOMY DOOM
[4]
You find one.
> Load the rifle and let's go bear huntin'.
[5]
You went bear huntin and bagged a big'un!
Yaaay~. Tiny Roomi is not a fairy anymore~!
>continues to hide somewhere in hopes of the dumb luck continuing
[4]
A yummy human wanders nearby... He looks like a nice treat to you.
>Activate death ray, target orphans and environmentalists, the USA didn't need them anyway.
[1] Looks like diamond and rays don't go well. The refraction causes a massive explosion which destroys you and the town you were in.
To go with common sense, or to take a risk... That potion worked out alright earlier, but I shouldn't push my luck.
Having not yet touched water magic, I'm unsure of my ability to direct the acid away from myself, considering it's size compared to my own. However,
> It shouldn't be too difficult to summon up a small stone with a basic earth spell that I could use to float across on more easily.
> After which, a basic wind spell should give me some forward movement.
> To the brain! (hopefully!)
> Earth [3] You make a stone spike. You can't stand on it, though.
Oh hey, an RTD thread. And it's fresh!
> Appearify in the game...world I guess; cheerfully greet first sentient being I encounter.
[1]
The Powers That Be seem to have you on hold.
(You should just try again next turn)
I hope you enjoyed the prompt responses, they won't be so prompt tomorrow. I've got classes and whatnot.
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Let's try a different instrument this time and see if that works.
>Reincarnate as a saxophone tsukumogami. With sunglasses.
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> Earth [3] You make a stone spike. You can't stand on it, though.
You never know when a good stone spike might come in handy. Well, time to get creative. I am determined to reach this dragon's brain and use it's powers in the Ice Bat Cave, before some random adventurer decides to slay it.
> Actually, this stone spike might be helpful right now, to cross the acid. I can hold it and use it as a hook to help drag myself along, so that I don't slip around as much.
> I haven't rested in a while, actually. Check out my Spell Points, just to be sure I'm not running dangerously low by now.
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>Reassemble self and resurrect through the power of the rice arm. One setback cannot hold back the determined President of the USA.
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>Teleport out of Mamizou before being fully digested.
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>oh dang it. Sigh and then magic us back to normal size. Just can't seem to catch a break...
-->If normal size works, big hug for Sukuna.
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Seems like I'm already able to create the ultimate combination.
>combine pointy wand of resistance with sausages, cheese and Iblis.
Way too complicated ? um I mean, ~ Magical ~ barbecue go.^^ (http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/magicka_desktop_1400x1050_hd-wallpaper-1140917.png)
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>Accept sidequest
>slay 10 generic monsters for quest drops
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>Seek revenge against the commies who sabotaged Infinity's death ray by cursing them with a disease that slowly turns their myelin sheaths into rice, giving them multiple sclerosis.
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> Gather the bear's meat. I won't be goin' hungry for awhile!
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> Attempt to figure out how Canon Rumia can fly around her house without bumping into everything in her dark sphere
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>Spawn into the game
>Demonstrate low threat level in hopes of not dying making allies
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A yummy human wanders nearby... He looks like a nice treat to you.
>tries to eat next the next poster below
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Let's try a different instrument this time and see if that works.
>Reincarnate as a saxophone tsukumogami. With sunglasses.
[5]
It works this time!
You never know when a good stone spike might come in handy. Well, time to get creative. I am determined to reach this dragon's brain and use it's powers in the Ice Bat Cave, before some random adventurer decides to slay it.
> Actually, this stone spike might be helpful right now, to cross the acid. I can hold it and use it as a hook to help drag myself along, so that I don't slip around as much.
> I haven't rested in a while, actually. Check out my Spell Points, just to be sure I'm not running dangerously low by now.
> Hold [6]
You bind yourself to it atomically. Good going.
> SP [Free Action]
You're all running on SNK Boss mechanics. You HAVE NO LIMITS, except those you impose on yourself.
>Reassemble self and resurrect through the power of the rice arm. One setback cannot hold back the determined President of the USA.
[5]
Success, within -7.8 seconds! Wait, what?
>Teleport out of Mamizou before being fully digested.
[4]
You successfully escaped her!
>oh dang it. Sigh and then magic us back to normal size. Just can't seem to catch a break...
-->If normal size works, big hug for Sukuna.
Sanae and Cybeast don't wanna, so they mentally resist!
[6]
It works rather well on you. Ah, it was just an inch. Close enough, right? You wrap her in a big hug.
[4 vs 5]
But they shrug the attack off and proceed to run off together to go bother someone else.
Seems like I'm already able to create the ultimate combination.
>combine pointy wand of resistance with sausages, cheese and Iblis.
Way too complicated ? um I mean, ~ Magical ~ barbecue go.^^ (http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/magicka_desktop_1400x1050_hd-wallpaper-1140917.png)
[6]
You succeed in the magical barbecue of everything listed... but the magic engulfs you too!
[2]
It's a sad thing your adventures have ended here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J1AhSiQeBE)
>Accept sidequest
>slay 10 generic monsters for quest drops
> Accept Sidequest [3]
You accept the main quest.
> Slay [N/A]
Too bad.
>Seek revenge against the commies who sabotaged Infinity's death ray by cursing them with a disease that slowly turns their myelin sheaths into rice, giving them multiple sclerosis.
[N/A]
There were no commies to do it to, as the ray malfunctioned due to the refractive properties of the diamond. That and he fired it from an underground base in Russia's capital.
> Gather the bear's meat. I won't be goin' hungry for awhile!
[1]
The bear must have been diseased! 80% of this is completely disgusting!
> Attempt to figure out how Canon Rumia can fly around her house without bumping into everything in her dark sphere
[3]
You succeed in not being mentally damaged by calling in the ZUN3K Mantra. "Common sense is nonsense"
>Spawn into the game
>Demonstrate low threat level in hopes of not dying making allies
[1]
Your attempts fail.
>tries to eat next the next poster below
You latch on to Cybeast, who ruffles your hair, confused.
[6 vs 1]
You nom him like a snack.
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> Fly away if the other Rumia is not going to do anything of interest
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Main quest? Fine.
>Attack Dark Lord with fish-princess
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> Well 20% is better then nothin'. Gather the good parts.
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>Play the best jazz solo in the history of mankind.
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>Attempt to spawn again
->Look for friends
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Oh dear, guess I have no then choice then.
>wait till someone past by and casts Revive.
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>noms on Cybeast for no good reason, trying to get a donation from him for no good reason as well
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>Well, might as well return to the party, Sukuna in tow. Check how some guests react while returning.
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>Okay, NOW remove that leaf before continuing the search for the Nue. Don't want to meet her as an insect! ^^;
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> Hold [6]
You bind yourself to it atomically. Good going.
> SP [Free Action]
You're all running on SNK Boss mechanics. You HAVE NO LIMITS, except those you impose on yourself.
I, uh... meant to do that. Yeah. I guess I should forget about that Ice Bat Cave for the now, I have more serious issues at the moment. I'm tiny, bound to a spike, and in the stomach of a flame dragon near a pool of acid.
> Concentrate a large magic force onto my arm, and become one with the stone spike. I doubt I could manage full control over it so easily, but if I could shift it into the shape of a stone arm, I would have a useable hand again.
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> Fly away if the other Rumia is not going to do anything of interest
She shrouds your vision in darkness and starts peppering you with questions.
"Who are you, why do you look like me, what time is it, I'm hungry, may I eat you, where's the ribbon, are you a future me, can you not say?" She's one excitable little bundle of energy.
Main quest? Fine.
>Attack Dark Lord with fish-princess
[2]
You missed.
> Well 20% is better then nothin'. Gather the good parts.
[2]
oh, there's a nasty fungus on 10% of those! Ick...
>Play the best jazz solo in the history of mankind.
[5]
You did well.
>Attempt to spawn again
->Look for friends
[1]
The respawn office is out to lunch. Come back later!
Oh dear, guess I have no then choice then.
>wait till someone past by and casts Revive.
[1]
Someone found your corpse and used [Zombify].
>noms on Cybeast for no good reason, trying to get a donation from him for no good reason as well
[4]
You remove his wallet with a "You won't be needing this anymore", before sliding his body into your stomach. You belch rather loudly. "Excuse me!"
"Rumia? You realize I'll respawn eventually, and I don't forget this..."
>Well, might as well return to the party, Sukuna in tow. Check how some guests react while returning.
[1]
Looks like the bomb blast blocked the path back...
>Okay, NOW remove that leaf before continuing the search for the Nue. Don't want to meet her as an insect! ^^;
[4]
You manage to get that leaf off.
I, uh... meant to do that. Yeah. I guess I should forget about that Ice Bat Cave for the now, I have more serious issues at the moment. I'm tiny, bound to a spike, and in the stomach of a flame dragon near a pool of acid.
> Concentrate a large magic force onto my arm, and become one with the stone spike. I doubt I could manage full control over it so easily, but if I could shift it into the shape of a stone arm, I would have a useable hand again.
[6]
You are now one with the stone spike. You are also dead.
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[6] You are now one with the stone spike. You are also dead.
Success! ...kind of! *Deathcount +1* But even death won't stop me!
> Hey Death, what's up? You can tell why I died, I'm sure. I mean, just look at this place. I'm a mini-mage fused to a stone spike inside a dragon's stomach!
> Would you be up for a bet? If I win, I get to revive here and now. If I lose, my soul is yours. What do you say to an arm-wrestling match?
(if he accepts) > Use my stone arm to win. I issued the challenge, not my fault he didn't ask enough questions before accepting.
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>Convert orphanages into nuclear testing facilities. Every orphan is to be the test subject of our nuclear arsenal!
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Success! ...kind of! *Deathcount +1* But even death won't stop me!
> Hey Death, what's up? You can tell why I died, I'm sure. I mean, just look at this place. I'm a mini-mage fused to a stone spike inside a dragon's stomach!
> Would you be up for a bet? If I win, I get to revive here and now. If I lose, my soul is yours. What do you say to an arm-wrestling match?
(if he accepts) > Use my stone arm to win. I issued the challenge, not my fault he didn't ask enough questions before accepting.
[Free Actions]
"Yeah, it's standard policy you can challenge me for your soul."
[6]
You kinda killed him. Now you are a shinigami.
>Convert orphanages into nuclear testing facilities. Every orphan is to be the test subject of our nuclear arsenal!
[1]
The people decide they've had it with your shit and you are impeached.
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>Find the other musical tsukumogami and ask if they want to form a band, the best band in Gensokyo. Instruments unite!
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>Shift all blame to the orphans and get acquitted.
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>Teach Infinity how to rocket punch with his rice arm.
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[Free Actions]
"Yeah, it's standard policy you can challenge me for your soul."
[6]
You kinda killed him. Now you are a shinigami.
> take the souls of every other player
Whoops. I accidentally killed Death. :derp: Rest in peace.
> Sorry about that, Death. You could probably challenge me for your soul, but seeing as I'm the one who just killed you in the first place... I guess it wouldn't help.
> Don the cloak, and pick up the scythe. Death was just using these, so I'll offer my old equipment to him so that he has something to wear, at least. From this point, I will do my job properly...
> ...when I have free time, and not before I kill this dragon that is no longer of use to me. Cut out and obtain [Dragon Heart], I hear those sell for a high price to Chefs and Alchemists.
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>Damnit, by now we have probably lost track of the Nue. Uh... I think she went that way! Yes! Over there! In the direction I am pointing! Maybe! Regardless, that way I gooooooooooooo!
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>Dangit! Attack again! I WON'T STOP UNTIL I SEE BLOOD.
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...bomb blast?
GM Note: Yeah, I screwed up. Oops. Well, it'll be like a dud electrode, then. Those things just explode LATER rather than sooner.
>Remember when/how a bomb went off. The last explosive I remember was a dud.
>Magic the rubble to its proper, non-broken place!
>Why is there a small girl he- oh god poor guy better teleport the now bloated girl off of my palace cuz no, not allowed.
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>Take a number and a seat. Wait.
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>Taste the rainbow.
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> "I'm one version of future you. And no you can't eat me. Do you want to eat yourself?"
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>Find the other musical tsukumogami and ask if they want to form a band, the best band in Gensokyo. Instruments unite!
[6]
Instruments do indeed unite as you all fuse into one horrible instrument. Then they mentally kill you.
>Shift all blame to the orphans and get acquitted.
[2]
"The orphans have neither the time, money, or resources. We find you a DISGUSTING man, and you are removed from office, effective IMMEDIATELY!"
>Teach Infinity how to rocket punch with his rice arm.
[5]
He picks up on it really easy.
> take the souls of every other player
Whoops. I accidentally killed Death. :derp: Rest in peace.
> Sorry about that, Death. You could probably challenge me for your soul, but seeing as I'm the one who just killed you in the first place... I guess it wouldn't help.
> Don the cloak, and pick up the scythe. Death was just using these, so I'll offer my old equipment to him so that he has something to wear, at least. From this point, I will do my job properly...
> ...when I have free time, and not before I kill this dragon that is no longer of use to me. Cut out and obtain [Dragon Heart], I hear those sell for a high price to Chefs and Alchemists.
[3]
It's mangled. Oops
.>Damnit, by now we have probably lost track of the Nue. Uh... I think she went that way! Yes! Over there! In the direction I am pointing! Maybe! Regardless, that way I gooooooooooooo!
[1]
You run into Mystia! And she's singing... you MUST RESIST AND FIGHT!
>Dangit! Attack again! I WON'T STOP UNTIL I SEE BLOOD.
[5]
You see blood spill everywhere as he clutches an injured right arm.
...bomb blast?
GM Note: Yeah, I screwed up. Oops. Well, it'll be like a dud electrode, then. Those things just explode LATER rather than sooner.
>Remember when/how a bomb went off. The last explosive I remember was a dud.
>Magic the rubble to its proper, non-broken place!
>Why is there a small girl he- oh god poor guy better teleport the now bloated girl off of my palace cuz no, not allowed.
Turns out the dud exploded later.
[4]
You fix the rubble.
[4 vs 1]
Little Rumia is sent back home.
>Take a number and a seat. Wait.
[2]
That number's pretty large...
>Taste the rainbow.
[6]
You taste the rainbow... Nothing happened.
> "I'm one version of future you. And no you can't eat me. Do you want to eat yourself?"
"Really? You are? Who's that other one that dropped by? I don't know! I'm just hungry? Hey, think I can find a human to eat? Pleeeeeease? Got any food?"
She likes to talk.
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>Using newfound rocket punch powers, rocket punch all the traitorous Americans that dare attempt to impeach the President, and subsequently rocket punch all the orphans.
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>Ack, one of the few other Touhous I really like! Uhh... nevertheless THE NUE IS THE ONE I AM LOOKING FOR. COVER EARS AND RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
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>try to respawn at the last checkpoint
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>Using newfound rocket punch powers, rocket punch all the traitorous Americans that dare attempt to impeach the President, and subsequently rocket punch all the orphans.
[1]
"Grigori" is dispatched to stop you. Your rocket punch is no match for their psychic abilities, and you are locked away in an underwater isolation cell. The media reviles you and you become as hated as Richard Nixon.
"I'm so happy to be replacing Infinity, who is easily the worst curse to ever befall our fair nation. He spent millions on the destruction of orphanages! The poor children..."
>Ack, one of the few other Touhous I really like! Uhh... nevertheless THE NUE IS THE ONE I AM LOOKING FOR. COVER EARS AND RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
[3]
You cover your ears, but it doesn't look like she'll be letting you go...
>try to respawn at the last checkpoint
[2]
What checkpoint? You thought there was an autosave?
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I keep missing the start of these things despite my enjoyment of them.
> Chill with one of the girls for a bit. No need to jump right in the fray.
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>Since the attack worked even though I thought it didn't, launch FOUR bombs at the one who assailed my palace earlier!
>Self status check!
>Return to the party, Sukuna in tow. For reals this time. Any new happenings/reactions?
>...wait, did that girl get Sanae too?
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> Assassinate the new president, pinning the blame on Infinity.
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>Well... I guess priorities are going to have to change because lol night sparrow. Uncover ears and ask politely if we can hang out in a friendly manner. I might not be able to be with my number one waifu, but I can be with one of my other top waifus! Maybe! I hope!
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> Convince canon Rumia to go look for fish in the Misty Lake.
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[1]
"Grigori" is dispatched to stop you. Your rocket punch is no match for their psychic abilities, and you are locked away in an underwater isolation cell. The media reviles you and you become as hated as Richard Nixon.
"I'm so happy to be replacing Infinity, who is easily the worst curse to ever befall our fair nation. He spent millions on the destruction of orphanages! The poor children..."
>Something's not right here. True American people would never hire a guy with a distinctly Slavic name for an operation like this, and DEFINITELY not one with evil mind control abilities!
>Purify the hearts and minds of American people with the power of rice and hope they'll come to their senses, realizing the sinister communist plot that has been slowly undermining USA. It may not be too late for them to fight it back! Maybe they'll even acquit Infinity if he hasn't already broken out of his "underwater isolation cell" (which is actually a gulag built inside a biodome simulating Siberian climate, and this biodome is located on a supermassive Russian nuclear submarine currently submerged somewhere under the Barents Sea. We all know the Russian definition of imprisonment!)
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Who's sitting next to me?
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You never know if you don't try.^^;
>try to possess my zombi body.
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I keep missing the start of these things despite my enjoyment of them.
> Chill with one of the girls for a bit. No need to jump right in the fray.
You're chilling rather nicely with Cirno. And by that I mean she's trying to freeze you.
>Since the attack worked even though I thought it didn't, launch FOUR bombs at the one who assailed my palace earlier!
>Self status check!
>Return to the party, Sukuna in tow. For reals this time. Any new happenings/reactions?
>...wait, did that girl get Sanae too?
> Bomb [5]
Success!
> Self Status Check [4]
All set!
> Return [2]
Aw, really? Some jackass locked the door magically!
> Sanae?
You're not sure about the last one.
> Assassinate the new president, pinning the blame on Infinity.
[1]
You failed! You're caught and held pending trial.
>Well... I guess priorities are going to have to change because lol night sparrow. Uncover ears and ask politely if we can hang out in a friendly manner. I might not be able to be with my number one waifu, but I can be with one of my other top waifus! Maybe! I hope!
[2]
"You want to hang out? Let me sing you a little song first, human..."
She starts to sing a song woven through with magic.
> Resist...
[3]
You seem to fight off the persuasion... but you find yourself shrunken somehow!
"Oh? Resistant, aren't we?"
> Convince canon Rumia to go look for fish in the Misty Lake.
[6]
"C'mon!" She drags you with her as she dashes towards there. What she finds sends her fleeing as Splash Woman appeared!
>Something's not right here. True American people would never hire a guy with a distinctly Slavic name for an operation like this, and DEFINITELY not one with evil mind control abilities!
>Purify the hearts and minds of American people with the power of rice and hope they'll come to their senses, realizing the sinister communist plot that has been slowly undermining USA. It may not be too late for them to fight it back! Maybe they'll even acquit Infinity if he hasn't already broken out of his "underwater isolation cell" (which is actually a gulag built inside a biodome simulating Siberian climate, and this biodome is located on a supermassive Russian nuclear submarine currently submerged somewhere under the Barents Sea. We all know the Russian definition of imprisonment!)
GM Note: I was going for Prison Island (http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Prison_Island), actually.
Slavic? No, he was considered enough of a threat to unleash their secret weapon. This IS Crossover Edition, after all. (http://psyren.wikia.com/wiki/Grigori)
As such, this having been a government decision that the people were fully behind, no one believed you.
Who's sitting next to me?
No one, really.
You never know if you don't try.^^;
>try to possess my zombi body.
[1]
How the hell would that even work?
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>"Uh... kinda! Your singing sounds great... though it could do with a little less... uh... magic."
>Try to cast Mini on self. After all, if you cast Mini when you're already in Mini status, you grow back to normal! That's clearly how things work!
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>casually closes within arm hug distance to Raikaria for no reason
"Hello there~," speaks the developed adult Rumia, staring directly at his face for no good reason again.
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>Try to magically detect Sanae's location.
>Try to reverse-magic the door seal to find the culprit!
>Unlock that door and open it!
-->If failure, turn to Sukuna. "What now?"
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How the hell would that even work?
I don't know. Thinks work because people believe that they will work not because they know how they actually work.^^;
However, ?
>wait for Death to pick me up.
I somehow got the feeling that the guy will be late.
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No one, really.
Then why the long wait?
>Attempt to spawn
>Find someone to talk to
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> Deliver heartfelt claim that I was misguided and confused.
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>No prison can hold the former President. Escape using the power of explosions, it's time to get back to work against those orphans again.
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>Unfuse and apologize. A lot.
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[3]
It's mangled. Oops
> Well then fix it with ma--- *interrupted*
>wait for Death to pick me up.
I somehow got the feeling that the guy will be late.
> *poof* ---magic... ? Oh.
> Uh, hey there. I'm the new guy. I accidentally killed Death in an arm-wrestling match. So, you forgot to save recently, and can't go back to the last checkpoint? It happens.
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>Check weapon status. Maybe using Wakasagihime as my weapon wasn't the best idea.
>FINISHING MOVE! COMBO ATTACK!
>Cool pose after victory
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> Well then fix it with ma--- *interrupted*
> *poof* ---magic... ? Oh.
> Uh, hey there. I'm the new guy. I accidentally killed Death in an arm-wrestling match. So, you forgot to save recently, and can't go back to the last checkpoint? It happens.
Clearly an impostor. You don't even have the ?BLOCK-LETTER-VOICE?!
I'm a wizard and I know my rights. So I wouldn't go with you, unless you can prove that you are indeed Death.
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GM Note: Random.org is down again... To another app...
>"Uh... kinda! Your singing sounds great... though it could do with a little less... uh... magic."
>Try to cast Mini on self. After all, if you cast Mini when you're already in Mini status, you grow back to normal! That's clearly how things work!
[3]
You start to cast, but she picks you up in a hand.
"Really? You meant that?"
>casually closes within arm hug distance to Raikaria for no reason
"Hello there~," speaks the developed adult Rumia, staring directly at his facCe for no good reason again.
[3]
You closed the gap easily, but were rather speechless.
Cybeast stirs in your belly. "It's not so bad in here..."
>Try to magically detect Sanae's location.
>Try to reverse-magic the door seal to find the culprit!
>Unlock that door and open it!
-->If failure, turn to Sukuna. "What now?"
> Detect [1]
Your attempts exhausted you. You can't get the door open this turn...
> What now?
"Recharge."
Then why the long wait?
>Attempt to spawn
>Find someone to talk to
[5]
You finally spawn!
[6]
You're surrounded by a lot of talkative people.
> Deliver heartfelt claim that I was misguided and confused.
[2]
They don't buy it, and you're locked up as well.
>Unfuse and apologize. A lot.
[4]
"You are forgiven. NEVER AGAIN..."
>Check weapon status. Maybe using Wakasagihime as my weapon wasn't the best idea.
>FINISHING MOVE! COMBO ATTACK!
>Cool pose after victory
> Status [6]
Wakagasihime is perfectly fine. And pissed.
> Finisher! [2]
You failed the QTE! Now you're open!
> Boss Attack [1]
Luckily, he's off balance.
Clearly an impostor. You don't even have the ?BLOCK-LETTER-VOICE?!
I'm a wizard and I know my rights. So I wouldn't go with you, unless you can prove that you are indeed Death.
[6 vs 3]
Seems like you've hit a DEAD END. The Shinigami soundly defeats you.
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>Uh, recharge, I guess?
>Try that door again! While we're at it, detect who sealed the door so they can be beaten up later.
-->If the door fails to open, look to Sukuna for suggestions.
(Also, after going back and checking, Kasu was the one who bombed my palace. So, some bombs should be incoming to his position soon. Four of them.)
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(question for the GM: being a Shinigami, do I make decisions regarding other souls if I am at the proper location, or does that job still go to the dice? or do I make the decisions and then those decisions go to the dice? decisions within reason, of course. no "universal soul harvesting time" or anything)
GM Answer: Third one. After all, Celestials are Celestials because they fought off Shinigami.
Edit: Thanks for clearing that up. I think I see how I can work with this just fine. Becoming a Shinigami may have been my best mistake so far.
"Clearly an impostor. You don't even have the “BLOCK-LETTER-VOICE”!
I'm a wizard and I know my rights. So I wouldn't go with you, unless you can prove that you are indeed Death."
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[6 vs 3]
Seems like you've hit a DEAD END. The Shinigami soundly defeats you.
Is that proof enough for you? :smug:
But hey, lucky you, you're the wizard who I noticed before, with Iblis and all that. Back then I thought I might ask for assistance with something, but things happened and look at us now. A Shinigami and a zombie wizard.
I might be willing to make you an offer, but I'll have to ask the higher-ups if that sort of thing is alright first...
(Edit) And they have given their answer.
> I may have just defeated you, but I might be willing to let you keep your soul anyways, if you can bring me back whatever was in that Ice Bat Cave. Of course, you're free to decline and stay a soulless zombie if you would like.
> That, or you could challenge me again yourself, policy and stuff. You didn't technically challenge me the first time around, so I guess you've got another shot at that. I'll leave the choice up to you.
(I consider this "leaving it up to the dice". it doesn't restrict the other player's options, because accepting is not required, and success would be based on dice rolls as well)
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>Oh, Americans didn't even let me roll? Guess it's too late after all.
GM Note: There IS such a thing as an Impossible Action. Although to be honest, I might have just been kinda grumpy (Valentine's day does that to me) and not really been as open minded as I should have been, I'm open to rerolling that if you want, since there is a SLIM chance [You'd be getting a -1 penalty for difficulty, mind you] of it succeeding
>Grant an abundant harvest of rice for everybody in North Korea. Surely, they will appreciate my benevolence?
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>The underwater isolation cell is strong to not let me roll, but still keep attempting to escape.
GM Note: Yeah, I'll fess up, I missed you in that stack back there somehow.
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>Let's get back to forming that band.
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...
Is that proof enough for you? :smug:
But hey, lucky you, you're the wizard who I noticed before, with Iblis and all that. Back then I thought I might ask for assistance with something, but things happened and look at us now. A Shinigami and a zombie wizard.
I might be willing to make you an offer, but I'll have to ask the higher-ups if that sort of thing is alright first...
(Edit) And they have given their answer.
> I may have just defeated you, but I might be willing to let you keep your soul anyways, if you can bring me back whatever was in that Ice Bat Cave. Of course, you're free to decline and stay a soulless zombie if you would like.
...
It's clearly not my day. :sighs:
However, it's not like I have anything better to do right now, so I guess we have a deal. By the way, could you help me into a ... "condition" that would be better suited for that task?
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>Nod head and smile. "I did! It's really beautiful~."
>Note that casting Mini on self would be bad at this point, otherwise Mystia would probably end up with a crushed hand. So let's go with flirting with my waifu!
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>SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY! TIME FOR AN ALL-OUT ATTACK!
>Apologize to fish princess. It seemed like a good idea at the time!
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> Break out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i14dIyn7SQ) of prison.
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I can't roll right now, I overslept and I gotta blitz! Sorry!
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>Send Cirno back to the lake in a comical fashion involving your foot and some slapstick
>Trek your way over to the Forest of Magic. You lack magic training to defend yourself against real problems.
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It's clearly not my day. :sighs:
However, it's not like I have anything better to do right now, so I guess we have a deal. By the way, could you help me into a ... "condition" that would be better suited for that task?
Sure thing. I'm fairly new at this, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't turn out too great, but I'll see what I can do.
> Roll dice, attempt to restore to previous condition, just without the soul for now.
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>Uh, recharge, I guess?
>Try that door again! While we're at it, detect who sealed the door so they can be beaten up later.
-->If the door fails to open, look to Sukuna for suggestions.
(Also, after going back and checking, Kasu was the one who bombed my palace. So, some bombs should be incoming to his position soon. Four of them.)
[1]
Well, you're exhausted...
>Oh, Americans didn't even let me roll? Guess it's too late after all.
GM Note: There IS such a thing as an Impossible Action. Although to be honest, I might have just been kinda grumpy (Valentine's day does that to me) and not really been as open minded as I should have been, I'm open to rerolling that if you want, since there is a SLIM chance [You'd be getting a -1 penalty for difficulty, mind you] of it succeeding
>Grant an abundant harvest of rice for everybody in North Korea. Surely, they will appreciate my benevolence?
> Rice [5]
They love it!
>The underwater isolation cell is strong to not let me roll, but still keep attempting to escape.
GM Note: Yeah, I'll fess up, I missed you in that stack back there somehow.
[4]
You somehow escape with the help of a fox and a plane.
>Let's get back to forming that band.
[6]
You were too aggressive and drove them off...
>Nod head and smile. "I did! It's really beautiful~."
>Note that casting Mini on self would be bad at this point, otherwise Mystia would probably end up with a crushed hand. So let's go with flirting with my waifu!
[2]
"You know, you said you'd do anything for me? Feed me!" She raises you up and drops you towards her mouth...
[3]
Realizing escape is futile, you plummet faster and avoid being minced as she swallows whole.
>SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY! TIME FOR AN ALL-OUT ATTACK!
>Apologize to fish princess. It seemed like a good idea at the time!
[6] You destroy him... AND KILLED WAKI!
> Break out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i14dIyn7SQ) of prison.
[5]
You blow up the prison on your way out, like a BAWS.
>Send Cirno back to the lake in a comical fashion involving your foot and some slapstick
>Trek your way over to the Forest of Magic. You lack magic training to defend yourself against real problems.
[1]
You're a popsicle!
Sure thing. I'm fairly new at this, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't turn out too great, but I'll see what I can do.
> Roll dice, attempt to restore to previous condition, just without the soul for now.
[6]
You did it too well, he's alive again!
-
Summon previous command!
>Uh, recharge, I guess?
>Try that door again! While we're at it, detect who sealed the door so they can be beaten up later.
-->If the door fails to open, look to Sukuna for suggestions.
(Also, after going back and checking, Kasu was the one who bombed my palace. So, some bombs should be incoming to his position soon. Four of them.)
Also...
-->If I still can't recharge, look to Sukuna and shrug. "I guess I'm tired."
-->Could this be a result of me being one inch smaller?
GM Note: You "overshot" that roll. You're just an inch smaller than before size shenanigans.
Ohhh, ok. I misunderstood that. I thought I was twice minus one. Thanks for clarification.
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> Summon GaoGaiGar (http://hdwallpaper.ws/images/2012/09/-Gundam-Gaogaigar-Fresh-New-Hd-Wallpaper--.jpg).
-
Nooo wakasagihime whyyy
>I MUST AVENGE HER DEATH. REVIVE HER WITH THE POWER OF EVIL MAGIC.
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>Flee to North Korea and deploy an anti-orphan super weapon to massacre all orphans.
-
>Go ask the Prismrivers instead, the others will join up soon enough.
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Summon previous command!
Also...
-->If I still can't recharge, look to Sukuna and shrug. "I guess I'm tired."
-->Could this be a result of me being one inch smaller?
GM Note: You "overshot" that roll. You're just an inch smaller than before size shenanigans.
Ohhh, ok. I misunderstood that. I thought I was twice minus one. Thanks for clarification.
[4]
Finally recharged.
> Summon GaoGaiGar (http://hdwallpaper.ws/images/2012/09/-Gundam-Gaogaigar-Fresh-New-Hd-Wallpaper--.jpg).
[4]
SUCCESS!
Nooo wakasagihime whyyy
>I MUST AVENGE HER DEATH. REVIVE HER WITH THE POWER OF EVIL MAGIC.
[6]
Evil magic successful.
>Flee to North Korea and deploy an anti-orphan super weapon to massacre all orphans.
[6]
Some jackass killed your parents. Now you are an orphan and the weapon kills you too.
>Go ask the Prismrivers instead, the others will join up soon enough.
[1]
Closed.
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>Resurrect from the blood of all orphans as the blood god.
Question? What exactly do you have against orphans anyway?
It's my job, ask Pesco.
Besides, what makes one think that I have anything at all against orphans?
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I swear, all of my good rolls are just to fix the things my bad rolls did.
>Play sad music outside the gates(I guess I'm at the Poltergeist Mansion right now?).
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>"That's not what I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!"
>Well crap. Time to use that same teleporting trick I used to get out of Mamizou. Being eaten twice in one day suuuuuuuuucks. ;-;
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>Apologize to Wakasagihime. At least she's better now, right?
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I swear, all of my good rolls are just to fix the things my bad rolls did.
I know, right?
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...
Sure thing. I'm fairly new at this, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't turn out too great, but I'll see what I can do.
> Roll dice, attempt to restore to previous condition, just without the soul for now.
[6]
You did it too well, he's alive again!
A deal is a deal, so I just take that as payment in advance.
> grab some of the leftover supplies and then head to the Ice Bat Cave.
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Ok...the rest after recharging didn't happen apparently, so...
>Undo the door seal, detecting who sealed the dang thing in the first place.
>Stroll back into the party like I own the place (cuz I do) with Sukuna by my side.
>Assess party situation.
>Detect Sanae's location.
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Hell yes, let's do this.
> Defeat terrorists through sheer hotbloodedness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgeA3t29qnE)
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>And it's not even summertime. Sit around like the popsicle you've become. It's gonna be a long wait to get things rolling again.
-
>Resurrect from the blood of all orphans as the blood god.
Question? What exactly do you have against orphans anyway?
It's my job, ask Pesco.
Besides, what makes one think that I have anything at all against orphans?
[4]
You somehow do this. What a horrible person.
I swear, all of my good rolls are just to fix the things my bad rolls did.
>Play sad music outside the gates(I guess I'm at the Poltergeist Mansion right now?).
[6]
It is now raining.
>"That's not what I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!"
>Well crap. Time to use that same teleporting trick I used to get out of Mamizou. Being eaten twice in one day suuuuuuuuucks. ;-;
[6]
You have it ready, but hesitate. There's no acid in here...
"Hi! Now that you can't leave, what were we discussing? It was intriguing..."
Mystia pats her belly.
>Apologize to Wakasagihime. At least she's better now, right?
[3]
I'd sleep with one eye open tonight.
[6]
You did it too well, he's alive again!
A deal is a deal, so I just take that as payment in advance.
> grab some of the leftover supplies and then head to the Ice Bat Cave.
[6]
You head facefirst into the cave wall.
Ok...the rest after recharging didn't happen apparently, so...
>Undo the door seal, detecting who sealed the dang thing in the first place.
>Stroll back into the party like I own the place (cuz I do) with Sukuna by my side.
>Assess party situation.
>Detect Sanae's location.
> Undo [3]
Undo successful. Detection fail.
> Party
People are seeking an exit.
> Sanae
Your reception on Sanae is being mysteriously hidden...
Hell yes, let's do this.
> Defeat terrorists through sheer hotbloodedness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgeA3t29qnE)
[5]
AWESOME!
>And it's not even summertime. Sit around like the popsicle you've become. It's gonna be a long wait to get things rolling again.
[6]
Cirno comes back and starts licking the popsicle.
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Blood God? Can't have that now, can we?
> Take out Infinity with COURAGE AND GUTS.
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>Briefly ponder on the reason behind why there is no acid here. Then go on to plead for escape. In a flirty fashion. Because come on, even though she ate me, she's still my waifu!
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>Go to front of the party. "Alright, before you all leave, I have a couple of announcements, including why you all are here. First, as of...well, a few minutes ago (or so), Shinmyoumaru," gesture towards her, "and I will be getting married. Details are to be announced."
>"Second, you are all here because I am planning to rule the universe from the comfort and relative safety of this palace. It would be easiest to get you all on board now and ask you, rather than try to ask you all separately on the surface. So, whaddya say?"
>"Lastly, don't worry about provisions and such, we have a food synthesizer and there's plenty of room in the palace. Plus, I can get you pretty much whatever you want, if given enough time. Within reason, of course."
>"Also, has anyone seen Sanae? She mysteriously vanished after some random girl ate some random guy who teleported up here without my permission, and she's supposed to be in on this. If anyone has seen or sees her in the future, please let me know. Thanks."
>Wait for reactions, objections, approvals, and the like.
-
Ouch!
>cast heal on self and then start looking for ?whatever that guy could have meant?.
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>Go off and become a famous soloist. Forming a band can wait until later.
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>Hug Wakasagihime. Gotta make her feel better!
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>Attempt to cease being a popsicle.
-
Blood God? Can't have that now, can we?
> Take out Infinity with COURAGE AND GUTS.
[5 vs 5]
You clash with him in a clash of courage and guts versus plasma and platelets. You are revolted by the idea, but you steel your nerves and....
[4 vs 6]
Suddenly, the white blood cells stick to you! You try but in the end, you were devoured by the blood god!
>Briefly ponder on the reason behind why there is no acid here. Then go on to plead for escape. In a flirty fashion. Because come on, even though she ate me, she's still my waifu!
[5]
She hears it and smiles. "Aw, you're such a flirt. Can I keep you, cutie?"
>Go to front of the party. "Alright, before you all leave, I have a couple of announcements, including why you all are here. First, as of...well, a few minutes ago (or so), Shinmyoumaru," gesture towards her, "and I will be getting married. Details are to be announced."
>"Second, you are all here because I am planning to rule the universe from the comfort and relative safety of this palace. It would be easiest to get you all on board now and ask you, rather than try to ask you all separately on the surface. So, whaddya say?"
>"Lastly, don't worry about provisions and such, we have a food synthesizer and there's plenty of room in the palace. Plus, I can get you pretty much whatever you want, if given enough time. Within reason, of course."
>"Also, has anyone seen Sanae? She mysteriously vanished after some random girl ate some random guy who teleported up here without my permission, and she's supposed to be in on this. If anyone has seen or sees her in the future, please let me know. Thanks."
>Wait for reactions, objections, approvals, and the like.
> Wedding
Shock is evident.
> World [6]
Somehow, in some way, you've even rallied PC-98 to your cause as Shinki looks at you appraisingly.
> Sanae
Suwako's hat is moving.
Ouch!
>cast heal on self and then start looking for ?whatever that guy could have meant?.
[3]
You healed about half health.
>Go off and become a famous soloist. Forming a band can wait until later.
[6]
Another band forcibly kidnaps you, you're too popular!
>Hug Wakasagihime. Gotta make her feel better!
[6]
You hug her too hard.
>Attempt to cease being a popsicle.
[3]
You're now an ice statue. That's a slight improvement.
MY APOLOGIES FOR HOW LONG THAT TOOK!
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>"If I can get out of your body, of course you can keep me~!"
>These are totally honest words. Whether or not she thinks I'm going to cut and run, well... I hope she doesn't.
-
Oh. That worked nicely. And now pc98 are on my side, how nice~
>"Alright, feel free to enjoy yourselves here, you can adjourn to your room with your name labelled on it. Individual assignments will be given out later."
>Begin planning and setting up wedding with Sukuna.
>Telekinetically grab Suwako's hat, knock on it twice, perhaps shake it a bit, and see if the strange squirming lump falls out. Return hat to the frog-like earth god.
>Is Yuyuko still in the proton pack?
-->If not, then since the pack was tiny-sized to begin with, does that mean that Yuyuko is now small?
-
Well crap.
> Return in a large-scale explosion of awesome.
-
>Grab one of their instruments and smack them all over the head with it.
If only rolling so many sixes was a good thing.
-
>This isn't working. TACTICAL RETREAT!
-
While waiting for that thing from the Ice Bat Cave, I guess I should think about how I don't really look like a god of death or anything currently. I'm still fairly wizard-like.
> Turn into something like this. (http://i.imgur.com/4Jo7zQN.jpg)
-
I guess that has to do for now.
>start to search in the Ice Bat Cave for ?whatever that guy could have meant?.
-
>Workin' my way up the ranks! Continue trying to not be an ice thing.
-
>Begin romantic relationship with Alice.
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>"If I can get out of your body, of course you can keep me~!"
>These are totally honest words. Whether or not she thinks I'm going to cut and run, well... I hope she doesn't.
> [6]
"Can I keep you here for now? I wanna go home first."
Oh. That worked nicely. And now pc98 are on my side, how nice~
>"Alright, feel free to enjoy yourselves here, you can adjourn to your room with your name labelled on it. Individual assignments will be given out later."
>Begin planning and setting up wedding with Sukuna.
>Telekinetically grab Suwako's hat, knock on it twice, perhaps shake it a bit, and see if the strange squirming lump falls out. Return hat to the frog-like earth god.
>Is Yuyuko still in the proton pack?
-->If not, then since the pack was tiny-sized to begin with, does that mean that Yuyuko is now small?
[5]
The squirming lump was Sanae. "Oh hi there!"
[1]
No, she's not. In fact, she's behind you, being annoying.
Well crap.
> Return in a large-scale explosion of awesome.
[4]
BOOM!
>Grab one of their instruments and smack them all over the head with it.
If only rolling so many sixes was a good thing.
[1]
You missed and...
[5 vs 3]
You were whacked badly!
You suffered a head injury!
>This isn't working. TACTICAL RETREAT!
[5]
You get the hell out of Dodge.
While waiting for that thing from the Ice Bat Cave, I guess I should think about how I don't really look like a god of death or anything currently. I'm still fairly wizard-like.
> Turn into something like this. (http://i.imgur.com/4Jo7zQN.jpg)
[2]
It failed.
>Workin' my way up the ranks! Continue trying to not be an ice thing.
[4]
Success!
>Begin romantic relationship with Alice.
[1]
> She gives you an exploding doll.
-
>"Errm... sure, I can wait a bit!"
>Sit patiently while waifu returns home~.
-
Excellent.
> Wander around a bit. I need a break from all the excitement.
-
I'll take that "no" as meaning she isn't tiny.
>Pat Sanae on the head for being cute and in a hat, then turn attention to annoying ghost.
>Procure a slice of cake, then throw it at a further-away location. That should work.
>Go back to planning wedding with Sukuna. Discuss how we can restrain the ghost so the cake isn't gone before the reception.
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>Yell an apology. One last try!
>acquire sekibanki powers
-
While waiting for that thing from the Ice Bat Cave, I guess I should think about how I don't really look like a god of death or anything currently. I'm still fairly wizard-like.
> Turn into something like this.
[2]
It failed.
Whoops, I cast the spell for returning to normal, not transforming. My bad.
> Try again.
-
Ones and sixes everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
>Who are these people anyway? Take a good look at them.
-
I guess that has to do for now.
>start to search in the Ice Bat Cave for ?whatever that guy could have meant?.
Seems like I got overlooked.^^;
-
>Bop Cirno upside the head
>NOW head to the Forest of Magic
-
>Aaah Shit!
>Toss Exploding Doll at Rumia. Any of them.
-
Damnit, me and my procrastinating. Time to roll and keep going~
>"Errm... sure, I can wait a bit!"
>Sit patiently while waifu returns home~.
[5]
She comes home and coughs you up into a bowl. "Hello. So why are you so calm?"
Excellent.
> Wander around a bit. I need a break from all the excitement.
[5]
You wander. In your wanderings, you find a Mettaur Helmet! This thing can block an attack if you duck in time!
I'll take that "no" as meaning she isn't tiny.
>Pat Sanae on the head for being cute and in a hat, then turn attention to annoying ghost.
>Procure a slice of cake, then throw it at a further-away location. That should work.
>Go back to planning wedding with Sukuna. Discuss how we can restrain the ghost so the cake isn't gone before the reception.
> Pat [2]
You give an undignified flail.
> Cake [1]
She grabs your hand with her mouth.
> Plan [3]
Hmmhmm... you try to plan, ignoring the teeth sinking into your hand.
>Yell an apology. One last try!
>acquire sekibanki powers
> Apologize [3]
Well, she's not attacking.
> Seki powers. [4]
You can now detach your head and fly around with it.
Seems like I got overlooked.^^;
[3]
Well, you found something close... maybe it'll do?
>Bop Cirno upside the head
>NOW head to the Forest of Magic
> Bop [4]
THWAP.
> Forest of Magic [2]
Well, you found your way to A forest. The Lost Woods...
>Aaah Shit!
>Toss Exploding Doll at Rumia. Any of them.
> Doll [2]
Looks like you missed.
> Cybeast struggles to escape Little Rumia's belly. [1]
He only succeeds in hurting himself.
-
> Duck.
-
>Oh bloody hell this place. Get all kinds of the hell out of here.
>Make for the Scarlet Mansion Library
-
>Alright then. Conjure an anti-ghost flame around our hand that she's trying to consume. Like a mosquito candle, but it's my hand, won't hurt me, and will drive Yuyuko away.
>Resume planning, asking Sukuna for her opinions on things.
>Perform a remote status check on palace. No outsiders breaking in?
-
>Befriend Flandre.
-
>search for main plot
-
This got updated suddenly. Yaaaay~. ^^;
>Thank her quickly for coughing me up, before explaining that I'm calm because I really like her!
-
> Duck.
[3]
Um, nothing was coming.
>Oh bloody hell this place. Get all kinds of the hell out of here.
>Make for the Scarlet Mansion Library
> Escape [4]
You successfully escape the woods.
> Library [6]
You reach there.
>Alright then. Conjure an anti-ghost flame around our hand that she's trying to consume. Like a mosquito candle, but it's my hand, won't hurt me, and will drive Yuyuko away.
>Resume planning, asking Sukuna for her opinions on things.
>Perform a remote status check on palace. No outsiders breaking in?
> Anti-ghost [4]
She backs off.
> Planning [5]
She's happy to help.
> Outsiders [4]
Nope. Nothing.
A little Cybeast stares at this from a cage on the table... hoping you'll help him.
>Befriend Flandre.
[6]
She's a little TOOOOOO friendly... you're crushed in a hug!
>search for main plot
[1]
404: PLOT NOT FOUND.
This got updated suddenly. Yaaaay~. ^^;
>Thank her quickly for coughing me up, before explaining that I'm calm because I really like her!
[5]
"You know," She said, feeling flattered. "I could keep you in my stomach without digesting you... you'd be close to my heart~"
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>Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.
>Also do not collect $200.
-
[3]
Well, you found something close... maybe it'll do?
...
> lets get it to Iffy and see what he says about it.
-
>Read a good handful of books on magic and stuff so you're prepared to join in the fray
-
>Blush a bit and explain how that would mean I wouldn't be able to behold her beauty from the outside!
-
>Finish wedding plans with Sukuna, then tell her where the master bedroom is, since it no doubt is getting late, and I have world domination to attend to.
>Oh? Small cage with...that guy who got eaten by that girl who I teleported off of my ship...lift cage and stare inquisitively, pondering what to do.
-
Time to get back into the action!
> Dropkick Sock after appearing above him.
-
>Uhhh.
>When in doubt, REPAIR DAMAGES!
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>Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.
>Also do not collect $200.
> [1]
Your reverse psychology worked wonders.
> [2]
You also got your200 dollars.
> lets get it to Iffy and see what he says about it.
[2]
Seems you tripped and lost it.
>Read a good handful of books on magic and stuff so you're prepared to join in the fray
[3]
You read 1. Too lazy!
>Blush a bit and explain how that would mean I wouldn't be able to behold her beauty from the outside!
[5]
She nods, looking for someplace to keep you.
>Finish wedding plans with Sukuna, then tell her where the master bedroom is, since it no doubt is getting late, and I have world domination to attend to.
>Oh? Small cage with...that guy who got eaten by that girl who I teleported off of my ship...lift cage and stare inquisitively, pondering what to do.
> Plan [3] She wanders off to look for it.
> Cage [3] You just can't seem to get ideas.
Pouty eyes at him. Full on. [2]
It's not working!
Time to get back into the action!
> Dropkick Sock after appearing above him.
[2 vs 5]
You have no current way of reaching the space station.
>Uhhh.
>When in doubt, REPAIR DAMAGES!
[1]
SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED.
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>Hmmmmm...well, options seems to be:
>>1) Keep as a pet, he's small and cute.
>>2) Boot him from the ship. Air lock or teleportation, shrinking or unshrinking might occur. If I feel nice.
>>3) Use as bait to keep Yuyuko from trying to eat me. I don't care that I'm delicious, I'm no ghost treat!!
>After dealing with the caged one, activate defenses, it's getting late.
>Remember if we set aside some leftover blood in case Remilia gets peckish tonight.
>PC98 final/Stage 5 bosses are here too, huh...gonna have to make sure Yumemi doesn't steal my technology.
>Hey wait...last I saw, the small guy was shoved into the stomach of a small blonde girl. Whole and full size. How'd he shrink again and wind up stuck in a cage? And how'd he get back on my palace? Damn security system didn't send me a notice like it should have...or did it? Might want to check the security logs.
>Speaking of strange appearances, how did Suwako get on board? I don't remember getting the EX bosses here, just Stage 5 and 6 bosses...and if she's here, then would that mean...so are the...others?
...oh no.
>Adjourn to the master bedroom and, by extension, Sukuna (if Option 1 is chosen, bring cage along.)
(oh god this is a long one, sorry!)
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> Pull off a dynamic entry into the space station with my powers of hotbloodedness.
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>Hmmmmm...well, options seems to be:
>>1) Keep as a pet, he's small and cute.
>>2) Boot him from the ship. Air lock or teleportation, shrinking or unshrinking might occur. If I feel nice.
>>3) Use as bait to keep Yuyuko from trying to eat me. I don't care that I'm delicious, I'm no ghost treat!!
>After dealing with the caged one, activate defenses, it's getting late.
>Remember if we set aside some leftover blood in case Remilia gets peckish tonight.
>PC98 final/Stage 5 bosses are here too, huh...gonna have to make sure Yumemi doesn't steal my technology.
>Hey wait...last I saw, the small guy was shoved into the stomach of a small blonde girl. Whole and full size. How'd he shrink again and wind up stuck in a cage? And how'd he get back on my palace? Damn security system didn't send me a notice like it should have...or did it? Might want to check the security logs.
>Speaking of strange appearances, how did Suwako get on board? I don't remember getting the EX bosses here, just Stage 5 and 6 bosses...and if she's here, then would that mean...so are the...others?
...oh no.
>Adjourn to the master bedroom and, by extension, Sukuna (if Option 1 is chosen, bring cage along.)
(oh god this is a long one, sorry!)
> "Help me..."
[1]
Plea falls on deaf ears. The cage is taken with him.
> Defenses [1]
Yeah, you seem to have forgotten your password. How, when it's your name, is hard to understand. Maybe later.
> Prevention [4]
Blood's out.
> Logs [3] Logs state of a small dimensional fluctuation. Didn't really do much besides place the two. The cause is unknown, but no major effects happened...
> EX Bosses? [5]
Seems you got lucky. It's just her, because she came with Kanako.
> Bed, with Sukuna and Caged Cybeast. [5]
Night!
> Pull off a dynamic entry into the space station with my powers of hotbloodedness.
[1]
No dice. You're captured by the security system, and shot down.
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>Drop a small cover on the cage, then go bed.
>Sukuna allowing, sleep uneventfully and wake up in the morning well-rested.
>Once it's morning, take cover off of cage and drop a cookie in there for him.
>Sukuna's whereabouts this morning? Still asleep or up and about?
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>Flandre and I enter Unmatched Socks ship.
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>Drop a small cover on the cage, then go bed.
>Sukuna allowing, sleep uneventfully and wake up in the morning well-rested.
>Once it's morning, take cover off of cage and drop a cookie in there for him.
>Sukuna's whereabouts this morning? Still asleep or up and about?
Cover > [6] You precisely dropped a cover on the cage. So precisely, though, that you can't see or hear what Cybeast is up to inside, as you are unaware of his true abilities.
GM Note: Cybeast, if you forgot, can summon anything under the sun by naming it. But he's sitting back to see how things play out.
> Summon some spy equipment to tack onto places if he lets you out.
> Summon Bag of Holding
> Create emergency weapon for use if need be.
> Spy [1] The equipment sparks rather loudly, almost waking him up. Luckily, the cover masked the noise.
> Bag [4] You now have a bag that can hold anything~ Just be careful not to get yourself trapped.
> Weapon [2] Damn. No dice there either. Oh well, try again later...
> Sleep uneventfully [4]
You slept amazingly like a log.
> Uncover and cookie. [5]
Once it's morning, you take the cover off. Seeing the bag, you discount it, but make a note of determining if he had it last night later, you're a little hungover. You leave him a cookie while he continues to plead.
> Whereabouts? [1]
Sukuna's made an unholy mess trying to cook you breakfast.
"Sorry..."
>Flandre and I enter Unmatched Socks ship.
[3]
You managed to get in, but it seems he FINALLY remembered his password and secured a teleport lock. Flandre's power labeled her as a threat and she was sent back.
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>Hmm...bag I don't remember...better drop a powerful, unbreakable, and pretty magic seal on the cage so he doesn't slip out without me knowing. Or at all without my permission. (Didn't he make things just randomly appear before? I seem to recall something like that when Yuyuko was chasing us...)
>"It's alright, Sukuna. You tried." Activate mechanized cleaning robots to clean the mess Sukuna made.
>Check security logs again. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to sneak on board while I was asleep...
>Send reminder to everyone that the food synthesizer can make breakfast automatically, especially since there's a slight...delay...in the kitchen.
>Ask first person (besides Sukuna) that I find how their night was.
>Try to figure out which place I should conquer first...world domination and all.
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>Once Mystia finds a place for me, let's try that Mini spell on myself again to get back to normal. It's hard to caress and love someone when I'm tiny!
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>Hmm...bag I don't remember...better drop a powerful, unbreakable, and pretty magic seal on the cage so he doesn't slip out without me knowing. Or at all without my permission. (Didn't he make things just randomly appear before? I seem to recall something like that when Yuyuko was chasing us...)
>"It's alright, Sukuna. You tried." Activate mechanized cleaning robots to clean the mess Sukuna made.
>Check security logs again. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to sneak on board while I was asleep...
>Send reminder to everyone that the food synthesizer can make breakfast automatically, especially since there's a slight...delay...in the kitchen.
>Ask first person (besides Sukuna) that I find how their night was.
>Try to figure out which place I should conquer first...world domination and all.
> Seal
> Cybeast sets up in direct opposition, wanting to not be sealed. He gives the cutest look he can muster, pleading to be let out, promising to help.
[3 vs 1]
The seal is placed on the cage. But he could be useful if what you suspect is true.
> Encourage [3]
Sukuna cheers up.
> Logs [1]
Oh, damnit, you forgot your password again.
> Reminder [1]
Well, everyone's still asleep.
> Ask [N/A]
Sleeping.
> Conquer [5]
You plan a brilliant strategy to take over China,
>Once Mystia finds a place for me, let's try that Mini spell on myself again to get back to normal. It's hard to caress and love someone when I'm tiny!
[6] You overdid it and shot up even higher. Mystia stares up at you, then shrugs. "Eh, what's 4 more feet."
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His looks and pleads fell on deaf ears, I left him in the bedroom, and I am not there. It was a remote sealing.
>Ah dangit, remember that dang password!
>Once the password is remembered, check those dang security logs.
>Of course! Control the means of production and you control everything else! Brilliant! But it can wait a bit. Ponder now where the wedding should be held. Ask Sukuna for suggestions.
>Go grab some synthesized pancakes and orange juice! And whatever Sukuna tells me she wants.
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>"4 feet that will be constantly knocking his head against the ceiling?"
>I want to be normal sized again! Come on, I can do it! Normal size gooooooooooooo!
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>Befriend Remilia
>Disable teleport lock.
>Bring back Flandre.
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His looks and pleads fell on deaf ears, I left him in the bedroom, and I am not there. It was a remote sealing.
>Ah dangit, remember that dang password!
>Once the password is remembered, check those dang security logs.
>Of course! Control the means of production and you control everything else! Brilliant! But it can wait a bit. Ponder now where the wedding should be held. Ask Sukuna for suggestions.
>Go grab some synthesized pancakes and orange juice! And whatever Sukuna tells me she wants.
> Password [5]
FINALLY
> Logs [3]
They weren't caught in them, but a disturabnce has been reported in sector D4.
> Wedding [2]
A mysterious creature appears and offers her assistance. She asks that the seal be removed on her "Nice half", though. She points at the cage.
> Pancakes [3]
Maybe when Yuyuko is done hogging the machine.
>"4 feet that will be constantly knocking his head against the ceiling?"
>I want to be normal sized again! Come on, I can do it! Normal size gooooooooooooo!
> Reason [2]
"But there's more of you to cuddle now!"
> Normal Size [5]
It works, but Mystia doesn't look too happy about it.
>Befriend Remilia
>Disable teleport lock.
>Bring back Flandre.
> Befriend Remi [3]
She doesn't sound the alarm, but tells you to go away and get out.
> Disable lock [6]
You disable it so masterfully that you destroy the mechanism too, effectively stranding yourself without backup.
> Bring Flandre back [Impossible]
Due to your botched deactivation, entry or exit is now impossible until it's fixed. The malfunction is being logged as "Incident in Sector D4."
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>"Relax, the seal is only there until I determine if he's going to be useful or not. Or feisty. I just haven't gotten around to asking...huh? Sector D4? Ugh...gotta put this on hold, I'll deal with it in a bit. Don't worry, the seal's border drops in delicious cookies and milk once every few hours. He'll be fine."
>Use magic for a grand entrance in Sector D4, where the disturbance took place. Also don't forget to don the clothes I will be using for my World Domination Outfit. And the cool sword, too.
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>This ain't good.
>Destroy the wall with a Galic Gun, then run amok around the ship, causing chaos.
>If I see Seija, Galic Gun her too.
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>ohgodohgodohgod
>DEACTIVATE TIMER AAAH
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>She wants to cuddle? Then cuddddddddddddle~~~. <3
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> [1]
Your reverse psychology worked wonders.
> [2]
You also got your 200 dollars.
After reaping my rewards, I shall, with the legendary scythe...
>Enact the Apocalypse nah
>Blatantly misuse it, to cut one hell of a good slice of pie. It'll be the best damned pie ever.
(okay, Shinigami is done making afterlife jokes now, I swear on my soul.)
>Look over at LaserTurtle
>>No need to panic at a time like this, you're just running your life's timer that much faster! The hourglass is accelerating! You trying to have a heart attack or something?
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>"Relax, the seal is only there until I determine if he's going to be useful or not. Or feisty. I just haven't gotten around to asking...huh? Sector D4? Ugh...gotta put this on hold, I'll deal with it in a bit. Don't worry, the seal's border drops in delicious cookies and milk once every few hours. He'll be fine."
>Use magic for a grand entrance in Sector D4, where the disturbance took place. Also don't forget to don the clothes I will be using for my World Domination Outfit. And the cool sword, too.
> Relax [6]
"I suppose..."
> Appearance [2]
Damnit, teleport mechanism is offline.
>This ain't good.
>Destroy the wall with a Galic Gun, then run amok around the ship, causing chaos.
>If I see Seija, Galic Gun her too.
> Ain't good.
No shit.
> Wall [6]
You've set off every alarm with that stunt! Now they are ALL after you!
> Seija [5 vs 1 (flip for Seija)]
Seija takes the gun from you, destroys it, and captures you, marching you towards Sock's council room...
>ohgodohgodohgod
>DEACTIVATE TIMER AAAH
[3]
Well, you've slowed it down...
>She wants to cuddle? Then cuddddddddddddle~~~. <3
[5]
She jumps up on you, cuddling.
After reaping my rewards, I shall, with the legendary scythe...
>Enact the Apocalypse nah
>Blatantly misuse it, to cut one hell of a good slice of pie. It'll be the best damned pie ever.
(okay, Shinigami is done making afterlife jokes now, I swear on my soul.)
>Look over at LaserTurtle
>>No need to panic at a time like this, you're just running your life's timer that much faster! The hourglass is accelerating! You trying to have a heart attack or something?
[2] Persuasion Attempt Failed
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>I don't need no dang machine to telepo- alarm? Huh, better head to the council room in a timely fashion and wait to see what shows up. Still in World Domination garb and with cool sword.
>"Oh, also, the seal works both ways. He can't touch it, and no one else can touch it from the outside without my say-so. I didn't want the ghost princess to make a meal of a potential ally. Sound goes through it though, so you two can chat while you wait for me."
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I am honestly finding it hilarious that almost everyone else is having hijinks on this ship, and meanwhile I'm having peaceful cuddle time. Hurray for not getting mixed up in this nonsense... maybe? :V
>Live out the rest of my days with Mystia. Or something. I don't know, I've got practically nothing to worry about!
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>I don't need no dang machine to telepo- alarm? Huh, better head to the council room in a timely fashion and wait to see what shows up. Still in World Domination garb and with cool sword.
>"Oh, also, the seal works both ways. He can't touch it, and no one else can touch it from the outside without my say-so. I didn't want the ghost princess to make a meal of a potential ally. Sound goes through it though, so you two can chat while you wait for me."
> Room [1]
Yuyuko is in your way.
Options:
> Feed her (Anything not a 1)
> Persuade (3 or higher for a check)
> Attack (You will need a 4 or higher to even check for a success)
"Hehehehe... ok."
> Give Cybeast graphic description of her last victim.
I am honestly finding it hilarious that almost everyone else is having hijinks on this ship, and meanwhile I'm having peaceful cuddle time. Hurray for not getting mixed up in this nonsense... maybe? :V
>Live out the rest of my days with Mystia. Or something. I don't know, I've got practically nothing to worry about!
[5]
Mystia likes having you that way. She feeds you, and just generally hugs you when things aren't going her way. She makes a request.
"When you die...can I put you to rest inside me?"
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>*sigh* "Yuyuko, if you promise to stay out of my way, I will install your own personal food synthesizer, just for you." Bribing is persuasion, no?
>Once she's gone, into the council room.
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>*sigh* "Yuyuko, if you promise to stay out of my way, I will install your own personal food synthesizer, just for you." Bribing is persuasion, no?
>Once she's gone, into the council room.
> Persuade
This works very well.
> Room
Seija is currently suspending the intruder in midair by use of gravity flipping.
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>Read Books 2 - The Noveling
>Attain the Black Mage class
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>Give her a smile and say, "I'm fine with that." I would be, I'd be too dead really to care what happens to my body.
>In-between cuddles and the usual, there isn't anything major I should be worried about, right? I get the feeling a ship piloted by someone seeking to dominate the world would be kind of noticeable and worrying.
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>Cast another seal on the intruder.
>>If it works, tell Seija "That'll do." Otherwise let her stay and keep upholding the prisoner.
>"So, you tried to board my space palace and wreck it, huh? Do you even know how difficult it was to make this thing? All of the blood, sweat, tears, and magic...well, mostly magic...that went into this? It's not your stomping ground to blow everything up, you know. And now I'm going to have to go and clean up all of your mess. I hope you're happy."
>"Well, since you so graciously decided to find your way directly to me, I will determine your fate in a very fair way: a game of chance. I will roll a six-sided die to determine it.
--On a 1, you will be met with a terrible fate by someone random on this ship. (Since PC98 is here, Yuuka has a chance of being selected.)
--On a 2, you will still be met with a terrible fate, but it will be by someone of your choice. Method is up to the person you choose.
--On a 3, you won't be killed, but you will belong to someone random on this ship forever, with no escaping them. And they get to do whatever they please with you.
--On a 4, same as a 3, but you get to choose who you become a servant to. And either way, you're still under my umbrella of control.
--On a 5, I will simply magically teleport you home, and wipe your memory so you don't remember being here at all. It will be as if none of this ever happened.
--On a 6, I will magically teleport you off of the ship. That can mean back to your home, into the void of space, onto an alien planet in a different dimension...anything. And your memory will still be erased.
Keep in mind that, thanks to your little stunt, you eliminated your only safe passage off of my palace that doesn't require me to do anything about it. I could easily shove you out of an airlock and call it a day. But this way is much more fun."
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>Hmm...
>Game of Chance. I'll take it.
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>Check the timer. How much time do I have left.
>OH SHOOT IS THAT A SHINIGAMI please let it not know anything about my evil revival magics is that illegal just pretend it didn't happen
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>Cast another seal on the intruder.
>>If it works, tell Seija "That'll do." Otherwise let her stay and keep upholding the prisoner.
>"So, you tried to board my space palace and wreck it, huh? Do you even know how difficult it was to make this thing? All of the blood, sweat, tears, and magic...well, mostly magic...that went into this? It's not your stomping ground to blow everything up, you know. And now I'm going to have to go and clean up all of your mess. I hope you're happy."
>"Well, since you so graciously decided to find your way directly to me, I will determine your fate in a very fair way: a game of chance. I will roll a six-sided die to determine it.
--On a 1, you will be met with a terrible fate by someone random on this ship. (Since PC98 is here, Yuuka has a chance of being selected.)
--On a 2, you will still be met with a terrible fate, but it will be by someone of your choice. Method is up to the person you choose.
--On a 3, you won't be killed, but you will belong to someone random on this ship forever, with no escaping them. And they get to do whatever they please with you.
--On a 4, same as a 3, but you get to choose who you become a servant to. And either way, you're still under my umbrella of control.
--On a 5, I will simply magically teleport you home, and wipe your memory so you don't remember being here at all. It will be as if none of this ever happened.
--On a 6, I will magically teleport you off of the ship. That can mean back to your home, into the void of space, onto an alien planet in a different dimension...anything. And your memory will still be erased.
Keep in mind that, thanks to your little stunt, you eliminated your only safe passage off of my palace that doesn't require me to do anything about it. I could easily shove you out of an airlock and call it a day. But this way is much more fun."
> Seal [6]
Well, that went well.
> Fate [6]
He was teleported off the ship... straight into Rumia's tummy.
"Oh? I feel like I was just eating..." She rubbed it absentmindedly and moved on with her day.
>Check the timer. How much time do I have left.
>OH SHOOT IS THAT A SHINIGAMI please let it not know anything about my evil revival magics is that illegal just pretend it didn't happen
[2]
1 hour
[6]
Yep. But you yourself forgot how to use it!
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>Check the timer. How much time do I have left.
>OH SHOOT IS THAT A SHINIGAMI please let it not know anything about my evil revival magics is that illegal just pretend it didn't happen
[Watching]>I am also curious about that timer, being a Shinigami. So I'll check it out as well, without touching it.
(edit: Ah, it's one hour. GM posted as I was typing.)
[Speaking]>"I'm only here for the possible harvest, not to bring you to an early end, so it's cool. Evil revival magics, eh? Did I just hear something I wasn't supposed to? Well...
[6]Yep. But you yourself forgot how to use it!
According to the higher-ups, that's totally illegal. But considering you forgot how to use it already, I might let that one slide 'cause it sounds totally cool. But unfortunately, I can't interfere with your little ticking time bomb. Yeah, uh, I should stop talking to you, it might distract you from that."
I will wait to make an action for the moment, seeing what happens with this bomb.
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>Hmm. Awfully cramped in here. What was I doing before, anyway? I must've been really wasted to end up here.
>How to get out of here... lets try teleporting to Chireiden.
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>Well, that worked. No complaints.
>I'm sure everyone's awake by now (especially due to the alarms). Send a quick message to everyone letting them know where to make breakfast, if they don't know.
>Return to the caged one and the strange female. On the way magically fix the rubble caused by that sudden intrusion.
>"So, anyway, negotiations on your...so-called 'nice half''s release. How useful is he? Keep in mind, he will be released, but this depends on whether I wipe his memory involving me and my palace and send him home or if he will work for me. I'm a tyrant, but I'm not heartless."
>Let's magically discover Sukuna's location real quick-like.
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>Hmm. Awfully cramped in here. What was I doing before, anyway? I must've been really wasted to end up here.
>How to get out of here... lets try teleporting to Chireiden.
[4 vs 5] ...You attempt to teleport, but it seems her body just doesn't want you leaving that easily.
"Mmm... you stay right there~"
[> Digest [5 vs 6]
Her acids have burned you considerably, weakening you. You may not be able to survive another turn...
[Escape check receives a -1]
>Well, that worked. No complaints.
>I'm sure everyone's awake by now (especially due to the alarms). Send a quick message to everyone letting them know where to make breakfast, if they don't know.
>Return to the caged one and the strange female. On the way magically fix the rubble caused by that sudden intrusion.
>"So, anyway, negotiations on your...so-called 'nice half''s release. How useful is he? Keep in mind, he will be released, but this depends on whether I wipe his memory involving me and my palace and send him home or if he will work for me. I'm a tyrant, but I'm not heartless."
>Let's magically discover Sukuna's location real quick-like.
> Wake [5]
Yeah, they're here.
> Fix [5]
Fixed.
> Useful [?]
"Drop the seal and watch him. If he can break out of that cage, you take him. Agreed? He'll need some behavioral therapy, but I'll provide that."
> Location [2]
Nothing.
GM Note: Sock, reply to PMs.
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>"hey, you're a shinigami. You know things. Does this timer attach to my body or my head?"
>Also leave Wakasagihime as my sole heir in the case of permanent death.
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Uh...
>Read Books 2 - The Noveling
>Attain the Black Mage class
>Give her a smile and say, "I'm fine with that." I would be, I'd be too dead really to care what happens to my body.
>In-between cuddles and the usual, there isn't anything major I should be worried about, right? I get the feeling a ship piloted by someone seeking to dominate the world would be kind of noticeable and worrying.
Were Patorikku and I skipped?
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>"ech...it goes against my better judgment, but fine." Drop the seal and let's see if he can break out of the cage.
>Also try to locate Sukuna again. This is turning out to be an eventful morning.
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Uh...
Were Patorikku and I skipped?
GM: Patorriku got lost between the two pages, so thanks. You, I have no excuse.
>Read Books 2 - The Noveling
>Attain the Black Mage class
[5]
Books were nice and easy to finish.
[6]
You unfortunately skipped the Black Mage and went straight to Magus.
>Give her a smile and say, "I'm fine with that." I would be, I'd be too dead really to care what happens to my body.
>In-between cuddles and the usual, there isn't anything major I should be worried about, right? I get the feeling a ship piloted by someone seeking to dominate the world would be kind of noticeable and worrying.
[Free]
Not really. The ship's pretty high up, so you don't know it exists.
>"hey, you're a shinigami. You know things. Does this timer attach to my body or my head?"
>Also leave Wakasagihime as my sole heir in the case of permanent death.
[3]
Your attempt at persuasion tickled him enough to say SOMETHING... But is it the truth or a lie?
[Free]
DONE.
>"ech...it goes against my better judgment, but fine." Drop the seal and let's see if he can break out of the cage.
>Also try to locate Sukuna again. This is turning out to be an eventful morning.
> Seal drop [Free]
The seal is removed.
"Behold, the true power he possesses..."
> "You know, I really could go for a hacksaw right now..." [3]
Rusty Hacksaw Acquired.
> "Alright, now for some of that Explosive Gel..." [4]
Explosive Gel acquired.
> Cut a notch in the bars and spray the gel inside! [5]
BOOOM! The bars blew apart!
> Grab him before he gets too far. [2 vs 1]
She misses and he attempts to jump... he lands neatly in her pocket
> Sukuna [1]
AGH, where is she?
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>Ignorance is bliss, then.
>Granted, I'm slightly bored. Not that I no longer love Mystia, because that's not true. Hmm... propose going on an adventure to wherever together with Mystia. After all, I don't just want to leave her! That'd be crazy!
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>Ignorance is bliss, then.
>Granted, I'm slightly bored. Not that I no longer love Mystia, because that's not true. Hmm... propose going on an adventure to wherever together with Mystia. After all, I don't just want to leave her! That'd be crazy!
[1]
She smiles.
"Maybe tomorrow... right now, I brought some dinner home... and a couple toys..." She chuckles and takes out a mini human.
Options:
> Stop her
> Let her have her fun
> "Mm, looks delicious."
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>Hmm...never did have breakfast..."So, matter conjuration, it seems? Hmm...if he can conjure up a delicious breakfast for me, he can stay. And you as well, by extension...or something."
>Try to locate Sukuna one more time! I am just no good with location magic...
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>Umm... hmm... well... I was considering going youkai in order to not have to necessarily die of old age, but for now I'm still human, so eating said human is out of the question.
>Attempt to convince her just for once to let this human go. If that fails, just let her have her fun.
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>"hey, you're a shinigami. You know things. Does this timer attach to my body or my head?"
Oh, that old thing?
[3]Your attempt at persuasion tickled him enough to say SOMETHING... But is it the truth or a lie?
As you know, neither option is very desirable, but it attaches to your body. At least, it probably does. I'm not a bomb expert.
...Oh, I think I see what you're thinking. But hey, uh, do you flying-head types still need a beating heart to live?
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>Try teleporting again. This time to the bar.
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>"Excuse me, I can detach my head from my body with no ill effects. I'm speaking to a person who harvests the souls of the dead. I think we're a little outside of standard biological rules."
>Detach head from body, get out of blast zone! Hope for the best, too. It can't hurt wait no I'll jinx it like that.
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I think you missed the last post I made. Just repeating it here.
>Who are these people, anyway? Look at their faces and see if I recognize anyone.
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>"Excuse me, I can detach my head from my body with no ill effects. I'm speaking to a person who harvests the souls of the dead. I think we're a little outside of standard biological rules."
>Detach head from body, get out of blast zone! Hope for the best, too. It can't hurt wait no I'll jinx it like that.
>Haha, yeah, you have a good point. Well, best of luck to you, I don't intend to stick around the blast zone. Hopefully, you won't be seeing me an hour from now.
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>Hmm...never did have breakfast..."So, matter conjuration, it seems? Hmm...if he can conjure up a delicious breakfast for me, he can stay. And you as well, by extension...or something."
>Try to locate Sukuna one more time! I am just no good with location magic...
> She smiles and Cybeast summons some food [1]
Which doesn't really go that well. CURSE YOU TEWI!
> Sukuna [4] Turns out the reason you couldn't find her is that she was IN YOUR POCKET.
>Umm... hmm... well... I was considering going youkai in order to not have to necessarily die of old age, but for now I'm still human, so eating said human is out of the question.
>Attempt to convince her just for once to let this human go. If that fails, just let her have her fun.
> Convince [6]
She decides to let him go... but to prove how much she loves you, she lets him go by tossing him up to you. "Ball's in your court now~!" She cheerily called.
>Try teleporting again. This time to the bar.
[1 - 1]
Nope.
She pats her tummy as you are digested, becoming one with the little ball of darkness and peppiness.
You are now Rumia.
>"Excuse me, I can detach my head from my body with no ill effects. I'm speaking to a person who harvests the souls of the dead. I think we're a little outside of standard biological rules."
>Detach head from body, get out of blast zone! Hope for the best, too. It can't hurt wait no I'll jinx it like that.
[6] You flew your head up so fast it slammed into the palace at high speed. The impact is fatal...
LaserTurtle has died. He must choose something to reincarnate as next turn.
I think you missed the last post I made. Just repeating it here.
>Who are these people, anyway? Look at their faces and see if I recognize anyone.
Eh, should get to know them.
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>Bring him back to normal size... although if it overly fails, it might just be better to either put him out of his misery or hope he can find a way to survive as a tiny person.
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Eh, should get to know them.
>...Wait, what? I meant to look at the people in the band that kidnapped me for being too popular...or something.
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>That's...not breakfast. "Ok, one last shot. Delicious breakfast. Try it. Go." Tap foot impatiently.
>"Huh? Sukuna, what're you doing in my pocket? How'd you even get there without me knowing?"
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>Bring him back to normal size... although if it overly fails, it might just be better to either put him out of his misery or hope he can find a way to survive as a tiny person.
[4]
It works.
>...Wait, what? I meant to look at the people in the band that kidnapped me for being too popular...or something.
The GM would like to apologize then.
The GM would also like to state in advance he is not endorsing violence against any celebrities featured in this game. He does however find it amusing to virtually beat the crap out of them.
Seems like it's ONE DIRECTION, Yeah, they're going one direction alright. DOWN!
>That's...not breakfast. "Ok, one last shot. Delicious breakfast. Try it. Go." Tap foot impatiently.
>"Huh? Sukuna, what're you doing in my pocket? How'd you even get there without me knowing?"
> Attempts to make a delicious breakfast.
> Helps him try to do it
[3 and 2] ...
A bowl of cereal, two hard boiled eggs, and a nicely set table appeared.
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Awesome, I've been waiting for breakfast...
where's my drink?
>Out of paranoia, double check the breakfast to make sure no funny business is with it. At least the table looks nice.
>If nothing, dig in! So hungry...
>Sukuna still hasn't answered my questions. If she hasn't had breakfast, offer some to her from this.
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>Hmm... let's let the man go for noooow... but warn him that if he comes near here again, all bets are off in terms of being taken off the menu.
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>but... but... I didn't earn enough points from the defeat of the DARK LORD OF EVILY DOOM for a 1up?
>Dangit. Reincarnate as a hat.
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> Test your new Magus skills. Thundara in a random direction!
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>I am now Rumia number... uh.... over 9,000?
>Team Nine, assemble!
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The GM would like to apologize for the inconvenience, but no rolls will be made for a while. As I have a Chemistry final tomorrow, I desperately need to study. I repeat, no further rolls will be made at this time, and we apologize for the inconvenience.
The GM WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE OF HIM BEING A COMPLETE MORON. THE CHEM FINAL WASN'T FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS.
As such... ROLLS. NOW.
Awesome, I've been waiting for breakfast...where's my drink?
>Out of paranoia, double check the breakfast to make sure no funny business is with it. At least the table looks nice.
>If nothing, dig in! So hungry...
>Sukuna still hasn't answered my questions. If she hasn't had breakfast, offer some to her from this.
> It's fine.
> Dig in [5]
WITH GUSTO!
> Offer [3]
She has a nibble or two.
>Hmm... let's let the man go for noooow... but warn him that if he comes near here again, all bets are off in terms of being taken off the menu.
[3]
He fled, immediately, before hearing the warning. Mystia ruffled your hair. "What was that about becoming a youkai?" She asked, in a sweetly flirty tone.
>but... but... I didn't earn enough points from the defeat of the DARK LORD OF EVILY DOOM for a 1up?
>Dangit. Reincarnate as a hat.
[1] What do you think this is, an arcade game or something?
[5] You are now a flying hat.
> Test your new Magus skills. Thundara in a random direction!
[N/A] As you skipped Black Mage, you skipped everything except for the -Aga spells. You also learned Flare.
>I am now Rumia number... uh.... over 9,000?
>Team Nine, assemble!
> I believe you're the 4th Rumia we have running around at this point, as the original Rumia's consciousness is now in another body.
> Assemble [1]
No dice, Cirno's off training, Mystia's with a love interest, and Wriggle is trying to train a bug Pokemon or two. (It IS Crossover Edition)
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>Gain the power of the elements.
First post on the forums! :D
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>Yeah, he stays. For now. Good breakfast.
>Make sure we keep an egg for Okuu if she does good. Even simple minds understand the punish-reward system!
>Hmm...now what? Oh right, taking over China.
>Abduct Meiling to get more information about Meiling. I mean China. And use magic teleportation, I don't need the technological one. Why did I even install that...
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>Okay, Thundaga in a slightly more particular direction. Due north!
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>"You heard right. I want to become a youkai"
>Start whatever training or process that needs to be done in order to change. For partial immortality!
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>Alright, I'll make my own team, with blackjack and hookers.
>Hire Black Mage.
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>Bypass the hundred-year wait! MAGIC UP A BODY!
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>Gain the power of the elements.
First post on the forums! :D
[2]
>Yeah, he stays. For now. Good breakfast.
>Make sure we keep an egg for Okuu if she does good. Even simple minds understand the punish-reward system!
>Hmm...now what? Oh right, taking over China.
>Abduct Meiling to get more information about Meiling. I mean China. And use magic teleportation, I don't need the technological one. Why did I even install that...
[3]
Half an egg good enough?
> Abduct [1]
She never has been, so the mission is aborted.
>Okay, Thundaga in a slightly more particular direction. Due north!
[1]
...OOPS. Fried Patorikku, anyone?
>"You heard right. I want to become a youkai"
>Start whatever training or process that needs to be done in order to change. For partial immortality!
[4]
Mystia waves you off. "You know, I like you better this way... I'll see what I can do..."
>Alright, I'll make my own team, with blackjack and hookers.
>Hire Black Mage.
[1]
...He left after burning your ribbon.
>Bypass the hundred-year wait! MAGIC UP A BODY!
[1]
OUCH. You died...again.
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...He left after burning your ribbon.
>Kill him.
>Then hire Nue Houjuu for our Awesome Darkness Team!
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>Meiling abduction failed?! Fine, try beaming Patchouli up here. Her massive knowledge probably has something about Meili- er, China.
>"Ugh. Teleportation can be a drag sometimes."
>Pocket the egg in the pocket Sukuna is not in. While we're at it, put Sukuna on our shoulders. (Unless she's Final Boss-sized for some reason. In which case, how is she fitting in my pocket?)
>"So, whatever-your-name-is, what can you do? The same as your 'nice half', or can you do something different?"
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>Hesitate
>"...As a human?"
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>[Thinking] What a nice and quiet day we're hav-
[1] ...OOPS. Fried Patorikku, anyone?
(Edit: By the way, I'm assuming that someone who is fried by Thundaga rather than simply shocking themself is totally dead, ignore if I am incorrect)
>[Speak] ...what's this, some kind of omelette...? Oh, nah, it's a guy. You know, it's hard to talk to people when they look like that, so for now you'll be a soul until you decide what you're gonna do from here.
>[Poof] Soulify
>[Await Response]
[1] OUCH. You died...again.
>[Speak] Life as a hat didn't really work out for you, huh? It's alright. I'll just take that soul and swap it out for a fresh one, again, and you can go ahead and reincarnate or whatever.
>[Pause] ...unless, you want to try being a zombie or some other undead thing, in which case I shouldn't hand you a new soul just yet? It's your call.
>[Await Response]
While waiting for them, I'm gonna actually do an action and
>[Action] Serve up a Pizza with that legendary scythe of mine
>[If successful] 1d6 for how many slices I offer them, if any at all. The rest goes to myself.
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>...
>Flip metaphorical afterlife table
>"We're gonna try this again. GO GO REINCARNATION YEAH"
>Reincarnate! This time as something with a body. Preferably humanoid, but after all this I'm not too picky.
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Nothing happened? seems legit! XD
>Well, something else then. Get an enchanted beehive made out of steel, Without the bees ofcourse. It's enchantment means it is capable of knocking almost everything miles away!
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>Kill him.
>Then hire Nue Houjuu for our Awesome Darkness Team!
> Kill [3]
Someone's an idiot and gets neatly snagged.
> Nue [4]
You're very persuasive and manage to get her to join.
>Meiling abduction failed?! Fine, try beaming Patchouli up here. Her massive knowledge probably has something about Meili- er, China.
>"Ugh. Teleportation can be a drag sometimes."
>Pocket the egg in the pocket Sukuna is not in. While we're at it, put Sukuna on our shoulders. (Unless she's Final Boss-sized for some reason. In which case, how is she fitting in my pocket?)
>"So, whatever-your-name-is, what can you do? The same as your 'nice half', or can you do something different?"
> Patchy [2]
...Curse damn it she's got a teleportation ward... When you're done steaming, hold onto the egg.
"Hahahaha, you really want to know? I manipulate shadows... if you wish to know what this means... can I demonstrate?"
>Hesitate
>"...As a human?"
She grins. "No, silly! But let me take care of this? I've got a song of change here somewhere..."
She starts singing.
>[Thinking] What a nice and quiet day we're hav-
(Edit: By the way, I'm assuming that someone who is fried by Thundaga rather than simply shocking themself is totally dead, ignore if I am incorrect)
>[Speak] ...what's this, some kind of omelette...? Oh, nah, it's a guy. You know, it's hard to talk to people when they look like that, so for now you'll be a soul until you decide what you're gonna do from here.
>[Poof] Soulify
>[Await Response]
>[Speak] Life as a hat didn't really work out for you, huh? It's alright. I'll just take that soul and swap it out for a fresh one, again, and you can go ahead and reincarnate or whatever.
>[Pause] ...unless, you want to try being a zombie or some other undead thing, in which case I shouldn't hand you a new soul just yet? It's your call.
>[Await Response]
While waiting for them, I'm gonna actually do an action and
>[Action] Serve up a Pizza with that legendary scythe of mine
>[If successful] 1d6 for how many slices I offer them, if any at all. The rest goes to myself.
> Pizza [2]
...Well, it's not really edible...
> Slices [N/A]
No pizza.>...
>Flip metaphorical afterlife table
>"We're gonna try this again. GO GO REINCARNATION YEAH"
>Reincarnate! This time as something with a body. Preferably humanoid, but after all this I'm not too picky.
> Flip table. [5]
NICE.
>Reincarnate [1]
WHA-POW!
...You're now a sunflower. See you next turn. Ah well, at least Yuuka's watering you.
Nothing happened? seems legit! XD
>Well, something else then. Get an enchanted beehive made out of steel, Without the bees ofcourse. It's enchantment means it is capable of knocking almost everything miles away!
[3]
...You got a normal beehive. No bees.
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>"Oh, um... thank you."
>Listen to the song, hoping it has the intended effect and doesn't somehow flub. Although I doubt it, Mystia is a great singer, so how could she flub her singing~?
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Well, that is the first part atleast.
>Try to find someone to enchant my beehive, also pick up a pickaxe if I come across one.
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>Psh, teleportation ward. Mental force my way right through it! If she resists, bribe her with books she's never seen before.
>"Shadow manipulation, eh? Heard that one before. Yet you also don't look like either of the two people I know who can do anything of the sort. So sure, demonstrate or whatever."
>Try magic-sleuthing what everyone on board is doing. Hopefully they're not messing with stuff. I know Sukuna is with me and Yuyuko is most likely at the food synthesizer, but everyone else...hmm...
>The hell kinda phrase is "curse damn it," and why'd i think it...?
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>Ow my everything
>[Speak] Augh... What is this staticky feeling everywhere...? Did I mess up that spell THAT badly? And... am I floating? How the hell...?
>Attempt to deduce the situation presented
>Retrieve arms
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>FRICKIN DANGIT!
>Well, uh... Try to communicate with Yuuka?
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>"Oh, um... thank you."
>Listen to the song, hoping it has the intended effect and doesn't somehow flub. Although I doubt it, Mystia is a great singer, so how could she flub her singing~?
Note: +1 Experience modifier.
[4+1]
You don't seem any different outwardly, but you can tell it worked.
Well, that is the first part atleast.
>Try to find someone to enchant my beehive, also pick up a pickaxe if I come across one.
[5]
Hmm... you found both.
>Psh, teleportation ward. Mental force my way right through it! If she resists, bribe her with books she's never seen before.
>"Shadow manipulation, eh? Heard that one before. Yet you also don't look like either of the two people I know who can do anything of the sort. So sure, demonstrate or whatever."
>Try magic-sleuthing what everyone on board is doing. Hopefully they're not messing with stuff. I know Sukuna is with me and Yuyuko is most likely at the food synthesizer, but everyone else...hmm...
>The hell kinda phrase is "curse damn it," and why'd i think it...?
> Force [1]
...Uh-oh. Not only did you fail to do it, but she traced you, and is outright interfering with any surface interaction...
-1 to any interactions with surface due to Patchouli's interference.
"Hahahaha... so I'll just give you an explanation of my power first."
Recieved OCs.txt.
> Shrink [4]
A snap of her fingers, and Cybeast becomes small enough to even be bite sized for Sukuna.
"Resizing shadows is such a blast!"
> Flare [4]
BOOM!
"Powers are essence, essence is shadow."
> Rift [4]
"See essence is shadow, and all places have shadows." She smiles as she withdraws a parallel universe's Earth, sized like a candy. "Aren't portals fun?"
> Offer [3]
She smiles and gets a knife. "Want to cut this candy in two for me?"
>Ow my everything
>[Speak] Augh... What is this staticky feeling everywhere...? Did I mess up that spell THAT badly? And... am I floating? How the hell...?
>Attempt to deduce the situation presented
>Retrieve arms
> Deduce [4]
You deduce that you are dead.
> Retrieve arms [5]
...You retrieve your non-existent arms.
The GM says "UGH." But no accounting for taste, and to each their own.
>FRICKIN DANGIT!
>Well, uh... Try to communicate with Yuuka?
> Communicate [6]
Works a little too well. Now she's keeping you rather close...
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Yay!
>Ask the one with the ability to enchant my beehive to enchant it, and if possible my pickaxe too.
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>If she is finished, hug Mystia happily.
>"Aww, thank you so much~. You know I love you, right?"
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The GM says "UGH." But no accounting for taste, and to each their own.
Yah, that was just me being a twit, sorry. Not really sure if I could follow that series anyway...
>[Speak] Well, criminy. What kind of hero dies before his story starts up? Better find a way to fix this.
>You're still in the library, since you made no attempt at leaving, so go find a book on resurrection for ghosts.
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>Hmm. That's...different. Certainly not like the other shadow manipulators...then again, one's an idiot, the other's not extremely skilled with just shadows, so...meh.
>"Eh...whatever." Split alternate earth and toss the halves back to what's-her-name. "I'm not one for eating planets. Taking them over, yes. Otherwise it just seems like a waste."
>Try scrambling magic signal so Patchouli can't interfere. That could get annoying.
>Speaking of conquering, bring up a holographic message to Keine to ask her about China. If anyone were to help, it would be her. Without giving away what I plan to do with the information, of course.
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>Hmm... to continue the theme of darkness...
>Hire Mima for our Awesome Darkness Team.
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>Close how?
>Oh god please don't tell me she's marrying me
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Yay!
>Ask the one with the ability to enchant my beehive to enchant it, and if possible my pickaxe too.
[4]
He enchants your beehive, but warns you. "As soon as it wears off, this thing will shatter..."
DUR: 50
>If she is finished, hug Mystia happily.
>"Aww, thank you so much~. You know I love you, right?"
[4]
"OF COURSE, SILLY!"
Yah, that was just me being a twit, sorry. Not really sure if I could follow that series anyway...
>[Speak] Well, criminy. What kind of hero dies before his story starts up? Better find a way to fix this.
>You're still in the library, since you made no attempt at leaving, so go find a book on resurrection for ghosts.
[5]
You find one and detailed procedures.
>Hmm. That's...different. Certainly not like the other shadow manipulators...then again, one's an idiot, the other's not extremely skilled with just shadows, so...meh.
>"Eh...whatever." Split alternate earth and toss the halves back to what's-her-name. "I'm not one for eating planets. Taking them over, yes. Otherwise it just seems like a waste."
>Try scrambling magic signal so Patchouli can't interfere. That could get annoying.
>Speaking of conquering, bring up a holographic message to Keine to ask her about China. If anyone were to help, it would be her. Without giving away what I plan to do with the information, of course.
> Split [4]
You split it and toss the halves back to her.
> Scramble [5-1]
Seems like it worked,,, for NOW,..
Patchouli will try to unscramble it for every command sent down. A 6 will put her back on your feed.
> Keine [3]
Seems Patchy cut the link midway through. Oh well, you found out some things at least.
> Trace [5]
She almost traced you again, too!
>Hmm... to continue the theme of darkness...
>Hire Mima for our Awesome Darkness Team.
[4]
Mima laughs, but sobers up when she realizes you're serious.
>Close how?
>Oh god please don't tell me she's marrying me
She's keeping you in her pocket close.
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>Finish off the day right with Mystia. And then possibly tomorrow, we adventure together as lovers! That can't possibly go wrong, right?
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>Well, we have a semi-drunken Mima.
>Hmm.... how about Meira? Yeah, Hire Meira.
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>Send a quick message to Mima: "Don't forget, your allegiance is mine. Leave and you're fair game for domination." (She's a final boss, remember?) "How'd you get off my palace anyhow?"
>Now that she's lost me for a bit, focus on trying to teleport Patchy up here again. If this doesn't work, I'll just be going in blind.
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>Get to work on reviving yourself. The book had some pretty good details on getting things right, so take to the procedure with care.
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...I sense a potential troll enchanter.
>"How long will the enchantment last?" If the answer is more then a day go on my merry way. if it's below, leave and start punting away everything that can be punted, with the beehive.
Make sure nothing belongs or has relations to the enchanter. Don't want enemies.
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>Finish off the day right with Mystia. And then possibly tomorrow, we adventure together as lovers! That can't possibly go wrong, right?
[6]
You're sleeping nicely. She comes back with some...food... for when you wake up.
>Well, we have a semi-drunken Mima.
>Hmm.... how about Meira? Yeah, Hire Meira.
> Meira [3]
...She pledges loyalty ONLY if Reimu is on the targets list.
>Send a quick message to Mima: "Don't forget, your allegiance is mine. Leave and you're fair game for domination." (She's a final boss, remember?) "How'd you get off my palace anyhow?"
>Now that she's lost me for a bit, focus on trying to teleport Patchy up here again. If this doesn't work, I'll just be going in blind.
> Mima responds "You think I care? I just want revenge on humans, besides... I'll see if I can't lead this fool into helping you out."
> Patchy [6]
The entire library is teleported up... as a tiny little cube you could crush. Patchy is in a bad situation...
>Get to work on reviving yourself. The book had some pretty good details on getting things right, so take to the procedure with care.
[1 + 1 assurance modifier]
DAMN... the book exploded!
...I sense a potential troll enchanter.
>"How long will the enchantment last?" If the answer is more then a day go on my merry way. if it's below, leave and start punting away everything that can be punted, with the beehive.
Make sure nothing belongs or has relations to the enchanter. Don't want enemies.
[5]
"Depends on how hard you hit stuff. It's not that it's shattering because of the enchantment, but a regular honeycomb isn't very sturdy.
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>Ah... Reimu.
>She's defeated all of us separately. But surely the four of us are a match for her.
>Then there's the issue of who gets her power: Mima or Meira. But we'll cross that bridge later.
>The Awesome Darkness Team shall attack Reimu.
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>YAY FOOD
>"Thank you Mystia~!"
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>To Mima: "Hmm...yeah alright. Good luck with whatever you're planning."
>To Patchouli: "Well well well. Isn't this a bit of a predicament you're now in, you little purple bookworm? All I wanted was information from you, and you go and try to mess it all up. That's just rude. Rude enough that I might contemplate giving you to the girl over there." Gesture at the one probably eating half of a miniature planet.
>"And no, we're not giant, you're just small, like that planet. Also, I would like to point out that your good friend Remilia and her maid are in league with me. So, wouldn't it be more beneficial for you to, say, let me install your library into the palace? I'm sure we do have some books you don't. Oh, and I would also suggest not trying to jam my magic again." Not like she gets much of a say in the matter anyhow, anymore.
>"Now, I need information on China. Not Meiling, the country. Can you help?"
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>Ask Yuuka what she thinks of me
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>"Ah right, that makes sense, Thank you very much for the help. I hope we meet again one day!" Proceed to wander off, attempting to find a cave somewhere.
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>[Speak] I uh... The book exploded... I managed to make a book explode... How, by all that exists, did I... Wait hang on, something's going on in this library.
>Look through whatever window available to survey the scene.
>Take note of the allegedly giant unmatched sock outside of the window.
>Start shouting to gain said sock's attention. Maybe this giant knows how to revive people without exploding books in the process!
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>Ah... Reimu.
>She's defeated all of us separately. But surely the four of us are a match for her.
>Then there's the issue of who gets her power: Mima or Meira. But we'll cross that bridge later.
>The Awesome Darkness Team shall attack Reimu.
> Attack [1]
The attack goes awry... Reimu was successfully put on the run, though, but you all were badly hurt...
>YAY FOOD
>"Thank you Mystia~!"
"You're welcome!" She dangles the human.
>To Mima: "Hmm...yeah alright. Good luck with whatever you're planning."
>To Patchouli: "Well well well. Isn't this a bit of a predicament you're now in, you little purple bookworm? All I wanted was information from you, and you go and try to mess it all up. That's just rude. Rude enough that I might contemplate giving you to the girl over there." Gesture at the one probably eating half of a miniature planet.
>"And no, we're not giant, you're just small, like that planet. Also, I would like to point out that your good friend Remilia and her maid are in league with me. So, wouldn't it be more beneficial for you to, say, let me install your library into the palace? I'm sure we do have some books you don't. Oh, and I would also suggest not trying to jam my magic again." Not like she gets much of a say in the matter anyhow, anymore.
>"Now, I need information on China. Not Meiling, the country. Can you help?"
Patchouli sighs. "Might as well... hey, a loose soul!" She grabbed the loose soul of Pattoriku.
> Info [1]
...She lied to you... gave you the US's info instead, and you're clueless.
Shrug, and eat candy [5]
She smiles as she eats her "candy."
>Ask Yuuka what she thinks of me
[5]
"I think you're a loose soul... do you want me to set you adrift?"
>[Speak] I uh... The book exploded... I managed to make a book explode... How, by all that exists, did I... Wait hang on, something's going on in this library.
>Look through whatever window available to survey the scene.
>Take note of the allegedly giant unmatched sock outside of the window.
>Start shouting to gain said sock's attention. Maybe this giant knows how to revive people without exploding books in the process!
> Patchy's currently keeping you from responding.
>"Ah right, that makes sense, Thank you very much for the help. I hope we meet again one day!" Proceed to wander off, attempting to find a cave somewhere.
[1]
Can't find it...
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>Stare at human.
>Realize I'm a youkai now.
>Give no fucks and eat, because hey, I gave one warning to that one guy, and no one listened, so yup, done caring.
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>The Shrine is ours, though Reimu escaped!
>Nurse our wounds.
>After that, we take anything we can find and go to the Outside World, where we conquer Japan.
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>"...Considering I come from the US, I know that July 4th is Independence Day, not China Day." *sigh* "Well, you're no help."
>Try to detect if a loose soul is in there, I thought for sure I just heard one try to get my attention before it went silent.
>Well, might as well start. Wait...check calendar. I wanna make sure I didn't somehow schedule the wedding with Sukuna today instead of after conquest.
>Assuming there is nothing truly pressing, lock down the library in the master bedroom so no one can get to it. Then go to the main hall and gather everyone there.
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>"Not currently, thanks. I rather like having a body."
>Attempt gesture of friendship
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>Stare at human.
>Realize I'm a youkai now.
>Give no fucks and eat, because hey, I gave one warning to that one guy, and no one listened, so yup, done caring.
> Stare [5]
You give him your best blank stare.
> Realize [5]
"Hmmhmmhm, you're food now, little one!"
> Eat [1]
...Nice throw, Mystia, he's trying to get away...
>The Shrine is ours, though Reimu escaped!
>Nurse our wounds.
>After that, we take anything we can find and go to the Outside World, where we conquer Japan.
> Conquer [3]
You successfully established a defensive parameter.
Detect Mima's double allegiance. [4]
Mima was talking to someone... you're not sure who. Better keep an eye on her...
>"...Considering I come from the US, I know that July 4th is Independence Day, not China Day." *sigh* "Well, you're no help."
>Try to detect if a loose soul is in there, I thought for sure I just heard one try to get my attention before it went silent.
>Well, might as well start. Wait...check calendar. I wanna make sure I didn't somehow schedule the wedding with Sukuna today instead of after conquest.
>Assuming there is nothing truly pressing, lock down the library in the master bedroom so no one can get to it. Then go to the main hall and gather everyone there.
> Detect [3]
...Nope! Nothing.
> Calendar [4]
...You're fine.
> Lock Down [1]
Well, Patchy still can put up a fight, huh?
Incoming message on Channel 5...
>"Not currently, thanks. I rather like having a body."
>Attempt gesture of friendship
[2]
> No response.
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>The fight ahead will be difficult once Reimu gets back.
>Prepare EX-level spell cards, due to lack of ribbon.
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>*sigh* "Patchouli, look, I'm trying to be nice here. I could easily have given you to that girl." Gesture to the one eating the tiny planet for emphasis. "You'd probably be melting inside of her right now, including a vast majority of your books. And if you weren't digesting, you'd still be stuck. Please just work with me. Besides, don't you think your good friend Remi would be a bit disappointed in you for not following one of her allegiances?" Hopefully she will understand and stop being so...annoying.
>...Hmm? Ah. Returning message along Channel 5...
>Actually lock down the library this time. Then gather everyone in main hall and begin establishing connection to the surface.
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>Catch the human! I wanna eat!
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>The fight ahead will be difficult once Reimu gets back.
>Prepare EX-level spell cards, due to lack of ribbon.
[6]
Ready to rumble...
>*sigh* "Patchouli, look, I'm trying to be nice here. I could easily have given you to that girl." Gesture to the one eating the tiny planet for emphasis. "You'd probably be melting inside of her right now, including a vast majority of your books. And if you weren't digesting, you'd still be stuck. Please just work with me. Besides, don't you think your good friend Remi would be a bit disappointed in you for not following one of her allegiances?" Hopefully she will understand and stop being so...annoying.
>...Hmm? Ah. Returning message along Channel 5...
>Actually lock down the library this time. Then gather everyone in main hall and begin establishing connection to the surface.
Lock Down [3]
...Well, the windows are sealed. Door's open, but Lumia would happily gobble her if you gave an order to do so...
>Catch the human! I wanna eat!
[1]
Little bastard got away...
"I'll catch you another... better yet, go hunting with me!" Mystia is cheery about the whole thing, making you suspect she dropped the little guy on purpose."
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>Let's go human hunting then!
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What timezone are you on Cybeast? It was night for me when you became active.
And AWW, my first low roll. Had a nice streak going somehow, nice start! :D
>No caves? now that won't do! Go and start digging out a house in the side of a mountain, With the pickaxe I should still have. preferable a mountain that has no other inhabitants on and near it.
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>Accompany Yuuka for her daily activities. Nothing else to do.
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>Wait.
>Screw waiting around, we're women of action!
>Go to the Outside World and conquer Japan.
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>[Mmph] Mmmph mm hmpph nnhh mmphm!
>Mmph mmn-- I mean... Struggle to free yourself from Patchouli's grasp.
The "candy" is Lumia's, not Patchy's.
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>"You, planet-eating girl. First, tell me your name. I'm tired of not knowing and it'll be easier to call you by name than description."
>"Second, watch the library. If the purple librarian tries to leave, dissuade her. I want her to stay alive. Although I wouldn't recommend it as an immediate course of action, you can...restrain her in whatever method you choose." Pause and think for a bit. "Anyone else who leaves the library is fair game, as long as it's not her devil familiar. If it's her, keep her hostage. Anyone other than those two are yours to deal with.
>Proceed to the main hall, where everyone is gathered, and psych them up for invasion. Also, start establishing a line to the ruler of China. Make sure effective, efficient translators are in place and working just fine.
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What timezone are you on Cybeast? It was night for me when you became active.
And AWW, my first low roll. Had a nice streak going somehow, nice start! :D
>No caves? now that won't do! Go and start digging out a house in the side of a mountain, With the pickaxe I should still have. preferable a mountain that has no other inhabitants on and near it.
Being on college time means I'll be up at 2 AM sometimes for no reason at all. And it's EDT.
[1]
...It collapsed...
>Let's go human hunting then!
[4]
You find one...but wouldn't ya know it, it just HAD to be a Gappy Stu... with a Pikachu!
ENEMY: Pokemon Trainer
Partner: Pikachu
Pikachu's health: Full
"I won't go down without a fight!"
"PIKA PIKA!"
>Accompany Yuuka for her daily activities. Nothing else to do.
[4]
Yep.
>Wait.
>Screw waiting around, we're women of action!
>Go to the Outside World and conquer Japan.
[2]
...Bad weather. Lightning seems to reveal Nue for a brief moment...
>[Mmph] Mmmph mm hmpph nnhh mmphm!
>Mmph mmn-- I mean... Struggle to free yourself from Patchouli's grasp.
The "candy" is Lumia's, not Patchy's.
[3]
"Quiet! I'm trying to save you!"
>"You, planet-eating girl. First, tell me your name. I'm tired of not knowing and it'll be easier to call you by name than description."
>"Second, watch the library. If the purple librarian tries to leave, dissuade her. I want her to stay alive. Although I wouldn't recommend it as an immediate course of action, you can...restrain her in whatever method you choose." Pause and think for a bit. "Anyone else who leaves the library is fair game, as long as it's not her devil familiar. If it's her, keep her hostage. Anyone other than those two are yours to deal with.
>Proceed to the main hall, where everyone is gathered, and psych them up for invasion. Also, start establishing a line to the ruler of China. Make sure effective, efficient translators are in place and working just fine.
"My name...is Lumia."
"OKI DOKEY~!"
Incoming call: Press C-Right...
> [3]
Damnit, translation not there. try again?
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>You're not necessarily sure whether or not you want to believe her, but since she doesn't seem keen on letting go, search around for... Stuff. Anything you might be able to use later for resurrection, offensive magic, supportive skills, melee combat, anything.
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>The human himself would be difficult to take down as long as his Pikachu is still alive. So attack him first with Quake. After all, Electric types are weak to Ground!
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>Hmm...
>Ensure footage doesn't get out.
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>Oh great. Reestablish translator...
>>If successful, send translated message to China's ruler: "Greetings. You do not know me, and I hardly know of you (thanks to a certain purple punk librarian...), but that's beside the point. I am here to tell you that you are the first to be subjugated to my new world order...by me, directly. So, I give you one opportunity: surrender without a fight, or resist and force me to burn half of your country. Your choice~."
>>If unsuccessful, send the above message anyway. It'd be his fault for not knowing English anyway.
>Await reply.
>While waiting, press C-Right.
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>I feel bad now that I realize that One Direction gave me a head injury. Play an earrape high note in revenge.
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>Cast plot-summoning spell.
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Ah alright, was curious because you post when I am busy with doing the zzz's
>meh, shit happens. Walk over into a forst and start digging out a cavern there. In The stone, not the soil.
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>The human himself would be difficult to take down as long as his Pikachu is still alive. So attack him first with Quake. After all, Electric types are weak to Ground!
[6]
You two fall into a deep fissure...
>You're not necessarily sure whether or not you want to believe her, but since she doesn't seem keen on letting go, search around for... Stuff. Anything you might be able to use later for resurrection, offensive magic, supportive skills, melee combat, anything.
[3]
...Eh, some pleasure reads!
>Hmm...
>Ensure footage doesn't get out.
[6]
You did...
>Oh great. Reestablish translator...
>>If successful, send translated message to China's ruler: "Greetings. You do not know me, and I hardly know of you (thanks to a certain purple punk librarian...), but that's beside the point. I am here to tell you that you are the first to be subjugated to my new world order...by me, directly. So, I give you one opportunity: surrender without a fight, or resist and force me to burn half of your country. Your choice~."
>>If unsuccessful, send the above message anyway. It'd be his fault for not knowing English anyway.
>Await reply.
>While waiting, press C-Right.
[5]
[5]
"PROVE IT." Is all you get back. You wanted that anyway, right?
>I feel bad now that I realize that One Direction gave me a head injury. Play an earrape high note in revenge.
[2]
You're ko'ed.
>Cast plot-summoning spell.
[4]
The plot has been summoned... for you... you must gather the 4 pieces of the Great Computer!
Ah alright, was curious because you post when I am busy with doing the zzz's
>meh, shit happens. Walk over into a forst and start digging out a cavern there. In The stone, not the soil.
[2]
Ah... Damn. Too hard...
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>You know what? I have magic. I can fly. Or try to. So let's do that and get out of here!
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>Rend the very fabric of space using the legendary scythe, and call forth from the void a grand castle for some crazy adventurers to find. Gotta have some way to pass the time whenever people don't happen to be dying.
>Whether or not that went horribly wrong, I should recount my minions before deciding my next action. Including any who come with the castle.
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>Now that we're in the outside world, we can get more people for the Awesome Darkness Team.
>Become the ruler's of Japan.
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>Recall Patchouli's asthma and anemia and use it to your advantage to escape her grasp.
>Keep searching the library for more useful tools. You found a ressurection book and enough info on magic to become a magus, so there must be more for you to use somewhere.
I cannot believe I wrote amnesia in place of asthma and anemia oh for the love of...
[/size]
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"PROVE IT."
>...Wonderful. Evil smiles all around.
>Assemble my fauthful crew (except Mima, she's currently busy elsewhere.) "Well ladies (and that guy in Lumia's pocket), it is finally time to begin capturing the world. However, we have been issued a challenge...heh heh. So, I will be teleporting all of us down, and we shall burn half of China to the ground! No less than half! Any less and he'll think I'm bluffing. Either way, we shall show them that we are a force to be reckoned with!"
>"Oh, prisoners are optional, so those of you who might want them for...other reasons...are free to take whomever you please, as long as you keep an eye on them. I don't want prisoners running amok in here."
>Begin teleportation preparations! Set palace to defensive mode! Tonight, we dine in Hell! I hear there are nice restaurants there, with a good view of Chireiden and the Blazing Fires. (But don't actually teleport yet.)
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>Recruit Yuuka on my grand quest to collect the
plot coupons pieces of the great computer
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>You know what? I have magic. I can fly. Or try to. So let's do that and get out of here!
[PLOT]
You've wound up in a hidden area... it seems like there's some serious science tech here...
>Rend the very fabric of space using the legendary scythe, and call forth from the void a grand castle for some crazy adventurers to find. Gotta have some way to pass the time whenever people don't happen to be dying.
>Whether or not that went horribly wrong, I should recount my minions before deciding my next action. Including any who come with the castle.
> Castle [1]
You make an inverted castle... which gravity destroys.
>Now that we're in the outside world, we can get more people for the Awesome Darkness Team.
>Become the ruler's of Japan.
[3]
...Mima double-crossed you... no big surprise there... She offers to let you be her assistant.
>Recall Patchouli's asthma and anemia and use it to your advantage to escape her grasp.
>Keep searching the library for more useful tools. You found a resurrection book and enough info on magic to become a magus, so there must be more for you to use somewhere.
I cannot believe I wrote amnesia in place of asthma and anemia oh for the love of...
[/size]
> [4]
You escaped.
> [1]
...She gets you again.
>...Wonderful. Evil smiles all around.
>Assemble my fauthful crew (except Mima, she's currently busy elsewhere.) "Well ladies (and that guy in Lumia's pocket), it is finally time to begin capturing the world. However, we have been issued a challenge...heh heh. So, I will be teleporting all of us down, and we shall burn half of China to the ground! No less than half! Any less and he'll think I'm bluffing. Either way, we shall show them that we are a force to be reckoned with!"
>"Oh, prisoners are optional, so those of you who might want them for...other reasons...are free to take whomever you please, as long as you keep an eye on them. I don't want prisoners running amok in here."
>Begin teleportation preparations! Set palace to defensive mode! Tonight, we dine in Hell! I hear there are nice restaurants there, with a good view of Chireiden and the Blazing Fires. (But don't actually teleport yet.)
Lumia shrugs and just swallows Cybeast. "I'm game!"
[5]
The others break into cheers,
Incoming communication from M1M4.
[1]
Unfortunately, Patchouli seems to be soothing the restless soul and puts everyone ELSE to sleep...
>Recruit Yuuka on my grand quest to collect the plot coupons pieces of the great computer
GM Note: Yeah, they're plot coupons.
[5]
She snaps your stem. "Yeah, you should reincarnate, right?"
You reincarnate as a human again... but keep your power (whatever it is)
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> Castle [1]
You make an inverted castle... which gravity destroys.
*The Shinigami watches silently as his castle crumbles before his eyes.*
My castle... my inverted castle... why...
>Get to work on tossing those boulders (or chunks of whatever material the castle was made of) back into the void they came from.
>But don't throw away any bodies if it turns out the castle was inhabited. I'll pile those up over there.
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>Arbitrary power determination: Ability to locate plot coupons!
>Divine location of plot coupons
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>See if there's anyone in the vicinity. If there's this much technology, there's bound to be life, right?
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.......
>Grab a bunch of explosives and blow up the ground.
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>[Speak, perhaps less muffled] Criminy, for a girl with asthma and anemia, you sure do move fast...
>This whole being trapped in Patchouli's grasp thing is getting out of hand... Or in hand, I suppose... Try and telepathically call upon a protagonist to come and save you from whatever you may have gotten yourself into.
>[Protagonist, upon successful communication] Jump into action and begin search for the soul-y twit that got himself captured.
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>Mima you traitor.
>Consider what we get out of the deal.
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>And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for!
>Except...maybe a quick nap...first...
>No, what?! Wait, the librarian again! Drop a silence orb around the library. Lock the door while I'm at it. Then make sure everyone is fired up and awake.
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*The Shinigami watches silently as his castle crumbles before his eyes.*
My castle... my inverted castle... why...
>Get to work on tossing those boulders (or chunks of whatever material the castle was made of) back into the void they came from.
>But don't throw away any bodies if it turns out the castle was inhabited. I'll pile those up over there.
[5]
It flips upright to become a castle again.
>Arbitrary power determination: Ability to locate plot coupons!
>Divine location of plot coupons
[2]
Wow, what a lame power, and it ain't even working right! Too bad... try again?
>See if there's anyone in the vicinity. If there's this much technology, there's bound to be life, right?
[6]
...A weapons trove... this must be one of Yukari's dumping grounds... there's all kinds of stuff here! Shrink rays, portal guns, stuff from science fiction! And best of all... it's deserted. Seems like you can just take whatever.
.......
>Grab a bunch of explosives and blow up the ground.
[3]
You blow about 3 blocks deep.
>[Speak, perhaps less muffled] Criminy, for a girl with asthma and anemia, you sure do move fast...
>This whole being trapped in Patchouli's grasp thing is getting out of hand... Or in hand, I suppose... Try and telepathically call upon a protagonist to come and save you from whatever you may have gotten yourself into.
>[Protagonist, upon successful communication] Jump into action and begin search for the soul-y twit that got himself captured.
[1]
...Seems like you're out of luck.
>Mima you traitor.
>Consider what we get out of the deal.
You get part of Japan, don't get destroyed, and you're under the authority of Mima's literal and figurative "higher up."
>And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for!
>Except...maybe a quick nap...first...
>No, what?! Wait, the librarian again! Drop a silence orb around the library. Lock the door while I'm at it. Then make sure everyone is fired up and awake.
[1]
Sleepy time!
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>Eh, sure. Go along with Mima.
>After that, take over Russia.
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>Take anything? Right, umm... high-tech sword and sniper rifle. If we're going human hunting, we're rolling out with effective weaponry.
>If Mystia's with me still: "You want anything, Mysty? I could probably find some stuff for your performances~."
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Progress!
>Yay!
>Learn how to control the element of earth.
If conventional means dont do the trick, time to try something else! >:D
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>Time to come up with an elaborate escape/ressurection plan. But first, ask Patchouli for a glass of water or something. Maybe some spirits would be more fitting, hue hue hue.
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>No...must resist sleep...must wake everyone...not nap time...ugghhhhh...
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>Dangit! Attempt to divine the locations again, but in the meantime just head off in the direction my intuition feels is right.
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>Eh, sure. Go along with Mima.
>After that, take over Russia.
[3]
Well, no dice. You didn't lose anyone, though.>Take anything? Right, umm... high-tech sword and sniper rifle. If we're going human hunting, we're rolling out with effective weaponry.
>If Mystia's with me still: "You want anything, Mysty? I could probably find some stuff for your performances~."
[5]
Mystia tosses a paralysis projectile launcher and a shrink ray at you. "Take these, too!"
Progress!
>Yay!
>Learn how to control the element of earth.
If conventional means dont do the trick, time to try something else! >:D
[5]
"Seismic Kick! EARTH!"
After training under Master Fung, you now can use the Earth element!
>Time to come up with an elaborate escape/ressurection plan. But first, ask Patchouli for a glass of water or something. Maybe some spirits would be more fitting, hue hue hue.
[5]
Patchy just resurrects you.
>No...must resist sleep...must wake everyone...not nap time...ugghhhhh...
[3] You successfully stopped the song. Everyone's still snoring, though.
>Dangit! Attempt to divine the locations again, but in the meantime just head off in the direction my intuition feels is right.
[3]
...Intuition it is!
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>Wake up and assess surroundings.
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>Oh come on...
>Wake everyone up! This isn't a resting party; this is a WAR PARTY!
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>HUMAN HUNTING A-GO-GO.
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> Oh...
~< Ressurection arc complete! >~
I apologize for making your eyes bleed. Hopefully, I won't have many arcs.
> Now that you're not dead, co-operate with Patchy on learning some more powerful magic. As far as you know, there's something going on outside, and since she was kind enough to revive you, you can try your luck in diplomacy. Assisting her in exchange for magic skill can't end too badly for you.
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>Intuition can lead me wrong, but I hope it's not doing so this time. Do I find the plot coupon?
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[5]
It flips upright to become a castle again.
>"I've seen plenty of crazy things, but this still came as a bit of a surprise. Well, that was fortunate. Needs some defense now."
>[Action] It doesn't solve everything, but dig a moat and fill it with any sort of liquid that is more dangerous than water.
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That worked? awesome!
hmmm.
>Use earth to create a passageway into a mountain. Then make a nice 10x10 room inside of the mountain, connecting to the passageway.
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Due to finals, I haven't really been able to do much. This isn't dead, mind you.
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Good luck on your finals!
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Still not dead, just computer problems!
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...Good luck with your computer problems then!
Thanks for not quiting even with the problems! :D
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>Oh come on...
>Wake everyone up! This isn't a resting party; this is a WAR PARTY!
[1]
...Zzzzz...
>Wake up and assess surroundings.
One Direction, I believe?
>HUMAN HUNTING A-GO-GO.
[1]
Mystia's feeling kinda tired.
> Oh...
Yeah, I don't think so, no need to see rainbow vomit twice.
> Now that you're not dead, co-operate with Patchy on learning some more powerful magic. As far as you know, there's something going on outside, and since she was kind enough to revive you, you can try your luck in diplomacy. Assisting her in exchange for magic skill can't end too badly for you.
[6]
She offloads several high level spell scrolls onto you and tasks you to think of a solution before "that power hungry warlord feeds this room to that girl!"
>Intuition can lead me wrong, but I hope it's not doing so this time. Do I find the plot coupon?
[1]
NOO! Instead, you find a trap!
[4 vs 5]
Which gets you! You are SHRUNK!
Penalty to actions... and a 11% likelyhood of a...situation each turn for 3 turns.
>"I've seen plenty of crazy things, but this still came as a bit of a surprise. Well, that was fortunate. Needs some defense now."
>[Action] It doesn't solve everything, but dig a moat and fill it with any sort of liquid that is more dangerous than water.
[4]
Castle, with lava.
Oh, that's beneath you! That's video game shorthand for "Insert Boss Fight Here!" You might as well invite the Belmonts over and have at them! Actuallyyyyy...
That worked? awesome!
hmmm.
>Use earth to create a passageway into a mountain. Then make a nice 10x10 room inside of the mountain, connecting to the passageway.
[3]
It collapsed.
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>...
>Flip another metaphorical table.
>"Yuuka! You're probably more capable than I at the moment, so help please?"
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>Dance the dance of merriment with the toothpaste of doom!
>Wake up? Please?
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>"Hey, are you okay? If you want, you can go back home and I'll try hunting on my own. Or do you want me to come with you?"
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...Atleast it worked to begin with! :D
>get the power of teleportation, travel into the forest of magic.
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[4]Castle, with lava.
Oh, that's beneath you! That's video game shorthand for "Insert Boss Fight Here!" You might as well invite the Belmonts over and have at them!
This is really great! Time to-
Actuallyyyyy...
[3]It collapsed.
What horrible luck I have with castles! Even if I repair this one, it is still stuck inside a mountain, with lava and everything.
Inside a mountain... lava... Uh.
>Time to get to work. Gonna rework this broken castle into the Fire Temple.
>And remember to hide "that" at the farthest corner of the temple, near the guardian.
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>[Inner Dialogue] Alright, in order to pull this off, I have to find some way of either using some sort of interference to separate the library from the warlord's control, or incapacitate that girl to prevent the library from facing any danger. Setting up any form of interference isn't exactly my forte, but I'll have a better shot at that than quietly eliminating that girl. Not only that, but Patchouli should be able to assist in the separation. Then protecting the library from there is as simple as creating a barrier using some form of imaginary number lock. From there, I could launch an all-out offensive on the warlord from a separate location, if only to distract them from assaulting the library again.
>Begin preparations for the interference. This kinda magic needs some serious numbers in order to prevail.
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>...
>Flip another metaphorical table.
>"Yuuka! You're probably more capable than I at the moment, so help please?"
[6] You get the attention of Yuuka...but right now, with her staring at you with a sadistic grin on her face, you're not sure that was a good idea
>Dance the dance of merriment with the toothpaste of doom!
>Wake up? Please?
[3] Whatever the fuck that is, you do it.
[1] When did that Jigglypuff get on board? AH, IT'S SINGING!
>"Hey, are you okay? If you want, you can go back home and I'll try hunting on my own. Or do you want me to come with you?"
[1] "I'm...fine...just feeling a little odd..."
...Atleast it worked to begin with! :D
>get the power of teleportation, travel into the forest of magic.
[2]
But it failed!
This is really great! Time to-
What horrible luck I have with castles! Even if I repair this one, it is still stuck inside a mountain, with lava and everything.
Inside a mountain... lava... Uh.
>Time to get to work. Gonna rework this broken castle into the Fire Temple.
>And remember to hide "that" at the farthest corner of the temple, near the guardian.
Gonna clarify. The "actually" was about the Belmont joke. You COULD summon them for a fight. With that in mind, if you want to change your move, you can.
>[Inner Dialogue] Alright, in order to pull this off, I have to find some way of either using some sort of interference to separate the library from the warlord's control, or incapacitate that girl to prevent the library from facing any danger. Setting up any form of interference isn't exactly my forte, but I'll have a better shot at that than quietly eliminating that girl. Not only that, but Patchouli should be able to assist in the separation. Then protecting the library from there is as simple as creating a barrier using some form of imaginary number lock. From there, I could launch an all-out offensive on the warlord from a separate location, if only to distract them from assaulting the library again.
>Begin preparations for the interference. This kinda magic needs some serious numbers in order to prevail.
[1]
Patchy stops you and holds you up to the window. The library was literally bite-sized! "Magical shields are nice and all, but all it takes at this size is a punch to crush them and us." She sighs. "Perhaps we should assist him..."
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DREAM SHENANIGANS, HOOOOO!
>Where does the merry sleep bus take me next?
>Also, WAKE THE CRAP UP! No one won anything by sleeping, not even sleeping contests because the champion was actually in a coma for years! WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
>>If we wake up, toss the marshmallow Normal Fairy type at what's-her-face. "Eat up. I don't want it. Or at least get rid of it."
GM Preference: Fairy Type does not f***ing exist. I hate it so much... and anything with a fairy type that comes up in this is going to be replaced with its original type or "???" type.
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Gonna clarify. The "actually" was about the Belmont joke. You COULD summon them for a fight. With that in mind, if you want to change your move, you can.
Oh, I see. Yeah this is loads better than having to rework my castle, thanks for the clarification. Totally gonna go with
>Summon the Belmonts!
>...and if at all possible, convince them to be the guardians of my castle. I mean, they just got summoned out of nowhere by a Shinigami, but MAYBE they aren't mad, right?
>Should that fail, prepare for battle.
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if at all possible, convince them to be the guardians of my castle.
*has a private chuckle* Yeah, that worked out rather nicely for Dracula, actually...
I'll roll when more people have responded.
Moved it.
Patchy sighs. "We're pretty much cornered. We have no choice but to assist him. ...And you really think that girl won't notice that? I'm getting a ridiculously powerful reading from her. Here, put this on." She forks over a scouter. As you put it on, all it says is "Overflow Error".
DREAM SHENANIGANS, HOOOOO!
>Where does the merry sleep bus take me next?
>Also, WAKE THE CRAP UP! No one won anything by sleeping, not even sleeping contests because the champion was actually in a coma for years! WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
>>If we wake up, toss the marshmallow Normal Fairy type at what's-her-face. "Eat up. I don't want it. Or at least get rid of it."
GM Preference: Fairy Type does not f***ing exist. I hate it so much... and anything with a fairy type that comes up in this is going to be replaced with its original type or "???" type.
"Thank you, SOCK, but our princess is in another castle!"
Escape Dream [2]
Nope, guess you're off to World 2~
Oh, I see. Yeah this is loads better than having to rework my castle, thanks for the clarification. Totally gonna go with
>Summon the Belmonts!
>...and if at all possible, convince them to be the guardians of my castle. I mean, they just got summoned out of nowhere by a Shinigami, but MAYBE they aren't mad, right?
>Should that fail, prepare for battle.
[4] SUCCESS!
They draw arms the second thy see you.
[6] They guard the castle faithfully. UNFORTUNATELY, they're so thorough, you need to show them your I.D. every time.
>Hmm... she doesn't look too good. Attempt to diagnose the problem. I want to know what's causing Mysty-chan to be ill! ;~;
[6] ...Hmm... seems she's just hungry. Starved, actually. This kind of appetite indicates a spike in power, usually...
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>Hmm... she doesn't look too good. Attempt to diagnose the problem. I want to know what's causing Mysty-chan to be ill! ;~;
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> [Speak] "Huh. Alright, I think we're gonna need something a little more practical based on our size... Maybe if we just used a powerful enough fire spell as propulsion, we could get ourselves out of range of this maniac and hide the library in the forest until we come up with a spell to return it to its original state."
> Open up a window.
> Firaga thrusters at full! GO! GO! GO! > Overhear Patchouli whispering to someone else in the library, and immediately inquire.
Rolls above were originally here due to a mistake.
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Hi guys I'm Cybeast now. :V I'm just kidding please don't put the GM responsibilities on me please
I'm not sure which is more impressive: The fact I did that in the first place? Or the fact I read it THREE TIMES before actually realizing what you meant.
> [Speak] "Welp, that sure puts us in a corner. In that case, we'll just have to cooperate for a while, and maybe find a way to bring about an insurgency. I doubt all her minions are all that loyal, so we could recruit them while we're at it, but we'll need forces from outside of hers and the library as well."
> Send out a distress signal to the Forest of Magic. But be QUIET about it.
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>The fact that it's NOT, then, must mean trouble. I have to find her something, anything to eat! Mystia must have food!
Who says it isn't?
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Awww! D:
>Attempt to gain the power over space-time.
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>"Plot coupons... remember? Yeah...? please don't kill me I beg of you I'll grovel if you want I hate the reincarnation system"
>Check rulebook. Are plots life-specific? If I die, is the plot cancelled?
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>Okay, I've literally been asleep for about four turns now. This is getting actually annoying. Enough sleep. Waking up and then waking everyone else up is good. No more slumber party.
>>In case that doesn't work, is the captured princess in this case Sukuna? Either way, I guess rescuing princesses is a thing to do...also, keep an eye out for Mugenkan. Just in case.
>>If waking is successful, scan for things that might have happened during my nap (or that might be happening; who knows!). Also, wipe Jigglypuff from existence. Maximum obliteration.
@GM comment: Although I share your sentiments (somewhat), the slashed "Normal" was supposed to be the joke with that. It apparently went over your head. But, that's alright, it happens to everyone.
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[4] SUCCESS! They draw arms the second thy see you.
[6] They guard the castle faithfully. UNFORTUNATELY, they're so thorough, you need to show them your I.D. every time.
Sounds like best-case scenario to me, you never know when some adventurer is gonna disguise themself to get past the castle. If even I myself can't just get through freely, that's perfect. I should totally remember to prepare a reward for their excellent service.
>While I'm thinking about it, place a "pull lever to open door" sign in one of the rooms, with a lever to match. I'll decide whether or not to place a trap on it later. The sign alone should definitely cause some trouble and confusion for any unwanted guests.
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Who says it isn't?
[6] ...Hmm... seems she's just hungry. Starved, actually. This kind of appetite indicates a spike in power, usually...
Relevant word highlighted.
"Usually," the way I see it, implies that it's not happening now, especially since her hunger is being described as her "not feeling well." It's a minor thing, I guess, but it's also kind of ambiguous... unless that was intentional, in which case ignore this post entirely. ^^;
Usually indicates a probable cause. As you have no reason to reject that probable cause, perhaps you should allow things to play out for now.
EDIT (from Validon): Alright, thank you for the clarification. Changing action to:
>Hmm... keep an eye on her, then. If her condition worsens, then take immediate action, but otherwise be there for support!
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I'm not sure which is more impressive: The fact I did that in the first place? Or the fact I read it THREE TIMES before actually realizing what you meant.
It's finals, man. They do mean things to students' minds.
Fight on, brother. Fight on.
Finals? Spring term just started here...
Oh uh... Well I kinda assumed, since we're doing finals and wrapping up the college/uni winter terms here. Don't mind me; they affect me too.
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>Challenge them to a battle of the bands so I can escape and gather the other music youkai.
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> [Speak] "Welp, that sure puts us in a corner. In that case, we'll just have to cooperate for a while, and maybe find a way to bring about an insurgency. I doubt all her minions are all that loyal, so we could recruit them while we're at it, but we'll need forces from outside of hers and the library as well."
> Send out a distress signal to the Forest of Magic. But be QUIET about it.
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[6]
You sent out a distress signal. Unfortunately, it's rather loud... and Lumia's looking at you, licking her lips.
"I would have no qualms at all about just having you for snack. Better turn that off~
Awww! D:
>Attempt to gain the power over space-time.
[Free Action]
Damnit. Seems it was too vague to work.
>Okay, I've literally been asleep for about four turns now. This is getting actually annoying. Enough sleep. Waking up and then waking everyone else up is good. No more slumber party.
>>In case that doesn't work, is the captured princess in this case Sukuna? Either way, I guess rescuing princesses is a thing to do...also, keep an eye out for Mugenkan. Just in case.
>>If waking is successful, scan for things that might have happened during my nap (or that might be happening; who knows!). Also, wipe Jigglypuff from existence. Maximum obliteration.
@GM comment: Although I share your sentiments (somewhat), the slashed "Normal" was supposed to be the joke with that. It apparently went over your head. But, that's alright, it happens to everyone.
[2] It's really not your day today...
[2] Nah, it's Peach.
Sounds like best-case scenario to me, you never know when some adventurer is gonna disguise themself to get past the castle. If even I myself can't just get through freely, that's perfect. I should totally remember to prepare a reward for their excellent service.
>While I'm thinking about it, place a "pull lever to open door" sign in one of the rooms, with a lever to match. I'll decide whether or not to place a trap on it later. The sign alone should definitely cause some trouble and confusion for any unwanted guests.
[6] Yep. Lever placed. Giant lever that's too heavy to pull, but placed nonetheless.
>Hmm... keep an eye on her, then. If her condition worsens, then take immediate action, but otherwise be there for support!
[6]
You keep both eyes on her, as a hungry Rumia slowly walks up behind you, salivating.
The GM would like to apologize for all the Rumia clones.
[1 vs 1+1 Sneak bonus]
She sinks her teeth into your tush. It hurts.
>Challenge them to a battle of the bands so I can escape and gather the other music youkai.
[Free Action]
They refuse, and they have a mean glint in their eyes.
Again. the GM doesn't endorse the violence against celebrities which may occur. He does however find it hilarious.
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FREAKING...
>Wake. Up.
>>Otherwise, proceed through the dream as normal. Although I should be done sleeping...there are things to be done, and china's probably already forgotten about my attack...
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I am glad that becoming OP isn't that easy! :V
Well then.
>Practice Power over earth by making stalagmites shoot into the air made out of of what is approxamatly(How does one spell this e.e) 10 feet below the ground they shoot up from.
Is it possible to train a skill so that you can get a +1 to rolls involving that skill?
No.
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>Oww! Hey, Rumia, you're hungry? Then eat paralysis projectiles!
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>Ff-- Turn it off, TURN IT OFF. It's probably been on long enough that someone who could help caught wind of it, so best not risk getting eaten.
>Continue to attempt in your feigned cooperation with the forces of a giant hungry girl.
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>Resubmit previous action
CRAP! Thanks, I missed ya!
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>"Plot coupons... remember? Yeah...? please don't kill me I beg of you I'll grovel if you want I hate the reincarnation system"
>Check rulebook. Are plots life-specific? If I die, is the plot cancelled?
[2-1]
She doesn't seem to be listening, as she licks your body once...
[Situation Check, out of 11. 1 equals failure] = 4
...before tossing you away.
[Rulebook]
If the plot has been pulled from the GM's behind, it dissipates on death.
FREAKING...
>Wake. Up.
>>Otherwise, proceed through the dream as normal. Although I should be done sleeping...there are things to be done, and china's probably already forgotten about my attack...
[3] Reroll
[1]
Seems like you're in Subcon now...
I am glad that becoming OP isn't that easy! :V
Well then.
>Practice Power over earth by making stalagmites shoot into the air made out of of what is approximately 10 feet below the ground they shoot up from.
Is it possible to train a skill so that you can get a +1 to rolls involving that skill?
No.
[6]
Dah dah la la dah! (FE Jingle) You engulf yourself in core magma. Your distance of earth pull leveled up to infinity! ...Too bad you died and can't use it.
[DEATH... come join the party.]
>Ff-- Turn it off, TURN IT OFF. It's probably been on long enough that someone who could help caught wind of it, so best not risk getting eaten.
>Continue to attempt in your feigned cooperation with the forces of a giant hungry girl.
[3]
Where's that off switch, she's starting to drool!
[6]
It's off. Unfortunately, it's also busted.
>Oww! Hey, Rumia, you're hungry? Then eat paralysis projectiles!
[1]
You just can't bring yourself to hurt the little cutie.
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>Hey dice, you know what was fun? Not repeating the same action over and over and actually getting things done. Why can't we relive those glorious days and have me WAKE THE F*** UP. (To clarify, this is an outcry against the dice gods, not the GM. But I am actually rather annoyed at this point.)
I am too. I really WOULD like to get back to the story. But these dice seem to have OTHER ideas...
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>Damn my inability to hurt cute girls! Uhh... hmm. At least try to convince her that, no, I am not a human, I'm human hunting with Mystia, please leave us alone and look elsewhere for prey.
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>Whack 'em across the face and get the hell out of there. Preferably not with the part of the saxophone that corresponds with my head, since I have a head injury.
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>Hey dice, you know what was fun? Not repeating the same action over and over and actually getting things done. Why can't we relive those glorious days and have me WAKE THE F*** UP. (To clarify, this is an outcry against the dice gods, not the GM. But I am actually rather annoyed at this point.)
I am too. I really WOULD like to get back to the story. But these dice seem to have OTHER ideas...
[5] Seems like they're listening. You wake up to the sound of a kazoo in your ear.
>Damn my inability to hurt cute girls! Uhh... hmm. At least try to convince her that, no, I am not a human, I'm human hunting with Mystia, please leave us alone and look elsewhere for prey.
[2] "That's ok. I'm just giving my jaw a workout." She said, still attaching firmly.
>Whack 'em across the face and get the hell out of there. Preferably not with the part of the saxophone that corresponds with my head, since I have a head injury.
[1] One of them tries to...blow...you... You choose to deck them with your head, falling unconscious as a random Rumia clone appears out of nowhere.
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...Was that double entendre really needed? Really?
>Wake up. Again.
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>"That's great, but your workout seems to involve inflicting pain on me. I don't appreciate it. Please go find some other youkai's butt to chew on that isn't myself or Mystia, please."
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>"I really don't know what I expecteeeeeeed!"
>Survive fall, examine surroundings.
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...Was that double entendre really needed? Really?
Would you rather I have said "blow in you?" There's almost no good way to do that
>Wake up. Again.
You see Rumia smiling, rubbing her tummy, as she lets out a satisfied belch.
>"That's great, but your workout seems to involve inflicting pain on me. I don't appreciate it. Please go find some other youkai's butt to chew on that isn't myself or Mystia, please."
[4]
She finally detaches and proceeds to chomp the block of wood you gave her.
>"I really don't know what I expecteeeeeeed!"
>Survive fall, examine surroundings.
[6-1]
You look around...she's still there.
[SC:11]
A bizarre feeling fills you. Other than that, nothing else happened that's different...
[Perception: 1]
Except the giant spider that's on top of you! Stop it!
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>Wait, giant to mini-sized me, or giant as in huge to normal people too? Distinctions are important.
Huge to normal people
>Either way, avoid detection by spider.
You rolled a ONE for perception. That means you didn't notice until it was too late.
>Failing that, mount and tame the spider! ONWARD, TRUSTY STEED!
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YES! Finally awake!
>Look at kazoo assailant with a mix of confusion, grogginess, and irritation.
>>If Sukuna, smile and hug.
>>Otherwise, maintain look and get up.
>Scan for events I wouldn't be aware of due to sleep. Also use a mirror to check for marker drawings.
>Anyone else still asleep? What time is it, compared to falling asleep?
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Interesting...
...
>Attempt to gain the ability to travel through the void and use newfound mobility to travel myself back to life, preferably appear inside of the Forest of Magic.
*prays to dice gods*
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>...Well then. Off Mystia and I go, then. We have NOT been successful in the slightest, and I'm starting to get hungry too.
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>Great, OKAY, now try and contact whoever's in charge of this girl to get some conditional surrender terms down.
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>Wait, giant to mini-sized me, or giant as in huge to normal people too? Distinctions are important.
Huge to normal people
>Either way, avoid detection by spider.
You rolled a ONE for perception. That means you didn't notice until it was too late.
>Failing that, mount and tame the spider! ONWARD, TRUSTY STEED!
[6]
You jump up to mount it, but you jump into its belly, and rub your head from the injury.
YES! Finally awake!
>Look at kazoo assailant with a mix of confusion, grogginess, and irritation.
>>If Sukuna, smile and hug.
>>Otherwise, maintain look and get up.
>Scan for events I wouldn't be aware of due to sleep. Also use a mirror to check for marker drawings.
>Anyone else still asleep? What time is it, compared to falling asleep?
It's Sukuna.
Seems like someone's attempting to get your attention.
Been about 8 hours. As for marker drawings, you have a wonderful mustache drawn.
Interesting...
...
>Attempt to gain the ability to travel through the void and use newfound mobility to travel myself back to life, preferably appear inside of the Forest of Magic.
*prays to dice gods*
[3]
You manage to revive, but you have to start at Level 1.
>...Well then. Off Mystia and I go, then. We have NOT been successful in the slightest, and I'm starting to get hungry too.
[5]
You're in luck! It's a group of idiots!!
>Great, OKAY, now try and contact whoever's in charge of this girl to get some conditional surrender terms down.
He's waking up... slowly...
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>Paralysis projectile launcher to trap them, and then go in for the kill. Let's get us some humans!
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>Well, on the bright side, full 8 hours of sleep means I'm good to go. It just might screw up my regular sleep schedule, though. Not sure.
>Magic off the mustache (or turn it into a magnificent real one) and slow, dramatic turn to Jigglypuff.
>Obliterate the puffball for this insurgency. Unless it's gone. In which case, set internal defenses to hunt it down. (How'd it even get here in the first place...)
>Headcount. There should be that weird girl who eats planets, the tiny library containing Patchouli, and all Windows and PC-98 final bosses and Stage 5 bosses. And Suwako. I already know Sukuna is counted for.
>Keep hugging Sukuna.
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> Continue awaiting communication.
> While you wait, continue discussion of plans with Patchouli. We need to plan out this insurgency business.
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>What, so Yuuka rolled a 1 on her perception, too?
>SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS STYLE! Climb the spider up from one of its legs!
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...ALL OF MY RAGE. jk
Oh well, risk and reward I suppose.
Didn't actually have that much to lose anyway >.>
>return to the enchanter, make small talk.
Gonna need a reliable ally >.>
I love this game :D
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>Find the free time to actually come back and post something (not a real action)
[6] Yep. Lever placed. Giant lever that's too heavy to pull, but placed nonetheless.
It's probably better this way. Now if/when they finally DO decide to pull the lever... they are stuck trying to figure out HOW exactly to do that!
>I've been considering this for a while, and it is completely unrelated to my castle or the Belmonts being there. Class change over to Vampire, but should the dice allow it, also remain a Shinigami. A Vampire Shinigami. Priority on Vampire though.
>Examine self in mirror to check for success.
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>Paralysis projectile launcher to trap them, and then go in for the kill. Let's get us some humans!
[2]
Uh-oh, you missed... oh, how cute, they drew sticks.
>Well, on the bright side, full 8 hours of sleep means I'm good to go. It just might screw up my regular sleep schedule, though. Not sure.
>Magic off the mustache (or turn it into a magnificent real one) and slow, dramatic turn to Jigglypuff.
>Obliterate the puffball for this insurgency. Unless it's gone. In which case, set internal defenses to hunt it down. (How'd it even get here in the first place...)
>Headcount. There should be that weird girl who eats planets, the tiny library containing Patchouli, and all Windows and PC-98 final bosses and Stage 5 bosses. And Suwako. I already know Sukuna is counted for.
>Keep hugging Sukuna.
[3] You turned the mustache drawing into a beard drawing.
[4] You turn to face Jigglypuff.
[6] You erase it.
Lumia has fallen over and is snoring, her mouth squarely around the library as she did. If you aren't careful, the library could disappear down her throat rather easily when she wakes up.
> Continue awaiting communication.
> While you wait, continue discussion of plans with Patchouli. We need to plan out this insurgency business.
Patchy shuts you up.
"SHHHH! If we make too much noise..." She points at the snoozing Lumia, or more accurately the maw around them.
>What, so Yuuka rolled a 1 on her perception, too?
>SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS STYLE! Climb the spider up from one of its legs!
[Situation Check: 3] PASS
[6] You climb right up next to it's mouth! Bad idea, bad ideeeea!
...ALL OF MY RAGE. jk
Oh well, risk and reward I suppose.
Didn't actually have that much to lose anyway >.>
>return to the enchanter, make small talk.
Gonna need a reliable ally >.>
I love this game :D
[2] You make rather large talk, in 36 pt font.
>Find the free time to actually come back and post something (not a real action)
It's probably better this way. Now if/when they finally DO decide to pull the lever... they are stuck trying to figure out HOW exactly to do that!
>I've been considering this for a while, and it is completely unrelated to my castle or the Belmonts being there. Class change over to Vampire, but should the dice allow it, also remain a Shinigami. A Vampire Shinigami. Priority on Vampire though.
>Examine self in mirror to check for success.
[2] You have failed.
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>Wake Lumia up. "Hey hey, no, the library is not a snack. It could still be important, so stop it. No sleep-eating." Make sure the library is firmly anchored in place so it doesn't rise when she does. In her teeth.
>Still awaiting that head count. Is everyone else still sleeping?
>>If so, wake them up. We're late for taking China.
>Sukuna hugs~ because why not, not doing much else at the moment.
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[2] You have failed.
>Sadface at mirror
Oh, that's right...
>[Recollection] >Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.
>[1]Your reverse psychology worked wonders.
Uh, yeah, okay. I've definitely learned something in my time as a Shinigami.
>Well, the dice gods have spoken. I guess I'll just not become a Vampire now. Whatever I do, it shouldn't be "become a Vampire". That would be such a terrible event, if that were to happen.
>...turn and look at the mirror, surprised to found out that...! (result based on previous action's success?)
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>Wake Lumia up. "Hey hey, no, the library is not a snack. It could still be important, so stop it. No sleep-eating." Make sure the library is firmly anchored in place so it doesn't rise when she does. In her teeth.
>Still awaiting that head count. Is everyone else still sleeping?
>>If so, wake them up. We're late for taking China.
>Sukuna hugs~ because why not, not doing much else at the moment.
[6]
"Mgggh?" She drooled a bit, sitting up. Also, your voice made Cybeast reappear.
Headcount: All awake now.
>Sadface at mirror
Oh, that's right...
>[Recollection] >Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.
>[1]Your reverse psychology worked wonders.
Uh, yeah, okay. I've definitely learned something in my time as a Shinigami.
>Well, the dice gods have spoken. I guess I'll just not become a Vampire now. Whatever I do, it shouldn't be "become a Vampire". That would be such a terrible event, if that were to happen.
>...turn and look at the mirror, surprised to found out that...! (result based on previous action's success?)
[4]
Seems the dice won't be playing along this time, as still nothing has happened.
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>Metaphorical table-flipping is a free action, right?
>EVASIVE MANEUVERS! GET ON THE TOP OF ITS HEAD!
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>Scan the library for damages. And stuff.
>"Oh hey, you're alive. I figured your little girlfriend was an abyss or something."
>Turn back to everyone. "Alright, now that we've gotten our little nap out of the way, I'll get us all down to the surface. Once I get everyone there and I give the signal, we can begin."
>Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there.
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>...Drawing sticks? Okay then, uhh... if paralysis doesn't do it, go in for a more direct kill. I'm pretty sure I picked up some sort of gun earlier, might as well use it.
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No harm no foul!
>Ask if she knows where I can find some throwing stars and a two bladed staff, as well as basic armor.
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> This whole "being quiet and vulnerable" thing is just not working out for you. Initiate Marty Stu Protocol and magic up a chain-knife that eats away at its victims' psyches!
> Now proceed to figure out how that last event will help you get out of this scenario.
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Well, it didn't HAVE to happen...but whatever.
>Ask Rumia what happened while I was out.
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>Metaphorical table-flipping is a free action, right?
>EVASIVE MANEUVERS! GET ON THE TOP OF ITS HEAD!
[5]
You scramble atop the head.
>Scan the library for damages. And stuff.
>"Oh hey, you're alive. I figured your little girlfriend was an abyss or something."
>Turn back to everyone. "Alright, now that we've gotten our little nap out of the way, I'll get us all down to the surface. Once I get everyone there and I give the signal, we can begin."
>Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there.
[5]
You seamlessly scan things. It's ok.
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[1]
He can't say anything.
Teleport [3]
...Damnit, Yuyuko, wires are not food! Wait until next turn...
>...Drawing sticks? Okay then, uhh... if paralysis doesn't do it, go in for a more direct kill. I'm pretty sure I picked up some sort of gun earlier, might as well use it.
[2] It jammed. OF COURSE.
[misfire check]
[6] Then it fired, but screwed up, a beam creating a net over all of you, a net which shrunk everyone snared in it.
No harm no foul!
>Ask if she knows where I can find some throwing stars and a two bladed staff, as well as basic armor.
[3]
"Nope. Sorry, can't really help you too much... I got the armor, but that's all I can do for you..."
> This whole "being quiet and vulnerable" thing is just not working out for you. Initiate Marty Stu Protocol and magic up a chain-knife that eats away at its victims' psyches!
> Now proceed to figure out how that last event will help you get out of this scenario.
[2]
It failed.
Well, it didn't HAVE to happen...but whatever.
>Ask Rumia what happened while I was out.
Rumia belched happily. "I ate them! All of them! Food, food, fooooooooooooooooood!" She's certainly chipper.
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>...Really, again? Right, well... Mini on Mystia and myself to get us back to normal.
>Afterwards, capture the now tiny humans. I'll unshrink them later when it's chow time.
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What do those asterisks mean? I'll hold off my commands until that's answered. It seemed to have some sort of importance.
Swearing. a ton of it.
...Alright, but why? Were you hoping it'd mess up or something?
He was eaten how many actions ago? He's pissed.
>Dammit Yuyuko..."If I've told you once, I've told you at least multiple times...wires does not equal pasta. Or any type of food. If they spark, they're not shockingly delicious." Not entirely sure why I used tech teleport instead of magic teleport, but whatever.
>Command Recycle: Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there. And that the only ones down are the ones who should be (meaning not the library, Lumia, or the now-mute guy, since the latter two are supposed to be watching the former one).
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> A not-so-brilliant-but-hey-might-as-well-try-it idea comes to mind: Try using the door in and out of the library and see if it leads back to the rest of the mansion. You never know until you try.
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>Animal empathy taming skill go go go!
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>...Really, again? Right, well... Mini on Mystia and myself to get us back to normal.
>Afterwards, capture the now tiny humans. I'll unshrink them later when it's chow time.
[6]
You're now TWICE normal. Oops.
[3]
Couldn't quite catch all of them... one of them was crushed.
What do those asterisks mean? I'll hold off my commands until that's answered. It seemed to have some sort of importance.
Swearing. a ton of it.
...Alright, but why? Were you hoping it'd mess up or something?
He was eaten how many actions ago? He's pissed.
>Dammit Yuyuko..."If I've told you once, I've told you at least multiple times...wires does not equal pasta. Or any type of food. If they spark, they're not shockingly delicious." Not entirely sure why I used tech teleport instead of magic teleport, but whatever.
>Command Recycle: Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there. And that the only ones down are the ones who should be (meaning not the library, Lumia, or the now-mute guy, since the latter two are supposed to be watching the former one).
[3]
DAMNIT, YUYUKO!
She went back to the wires again.
Lumia holds up the proton pack. "Want me to use this?"
> A not-so-brilliant-but-hey-might-as-well-try-it idea comes to mind: Try using the door in and out of the library and see if it leads back to the rest of the mansion. You never know until you try.
Lumia's smiling, as if she knows. You really want to walk out on the table?
>Animal empathy taming skill go go go!
[3]
You managed to make it listen. You wound up in its throat during the attempt.
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> [Speak] "Godforsaken... This girl is making this whole escape plan REALLY difficult..."
> Cast Scan or Libra or whatever on the giant hungry girl. Get some HP stats and weaknesses and such. Playing the offensive on her may be the only way out at this rate.
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>"No, no, I got this. But keep that secure; it looks like it has some sort of value. Only if it doesn't work this time will I let you use it."
>Note the look she gave the library, and try to encase the library in a strong antimagic force shell. "Don't even think of eating it." Also make sure the field's inside is like a large television screen so those inside can see what's going on.
>Once more with the teleportation, adding in some magic to compensate for Yuyuko trying to eat the wires.
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>I am having lots of problems with this whole size thing. Nevertheless, let's head back to Mystia's place so we can work on getting a meal out of these humans. And maybe get everyone's size back to normal.
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>Flip metaphorical tables
>Endeavor to get out of its throat back the way I went in.
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> [Speak] "Godforsaken... This girl is making this whole escape plan REALLY difficult..."
> Cast Scan or Libra or whatever on the giant hungry girl. Get some HP stats and weaknesses and such. Playing the offensive on her may be the only way out at this rate.
HP:
Comprehension: [6]
You comprehend her power. A mere mortal was never meant to comprehend that. Suffice it to say that it's gonna take a turn or two to unscramble the glitchy mess your brain and HUD just turned into.
>"No, no, I got this. But keep that secure; it looks like it has some sort of value. Only if it doesn't work this time will I let you use it."
>Note the look she gave the library, and try to encase the library in a strong antimagic force shell. "Don't even think of eating it." Also make sure the field's inside is like a large television screen so those inside can see what's going on.
>Once more with the teleportation, adding in some magic to compensate for Yuyuko trying to eat the wires.
[1] You don't even see her for a second.
[4]
FINALLY, everyone has followed you.
Pack the library neatly and send Cybeast to battle
[5]
The library has been successfully self-contained. No exits are possible at this time. Lumia pocketed the package as Cybeast appeared next to Sock.
>I am having lots of problems with this whole size thing. Nevertheless, let's head back to Mystia's place so we can work on getting a meal out of these humans. And maybe get everyone's size back to normal.
[1]
...Of all the!? There's a weird mist rolling in...you seem to wind up at the start every time! There's some odd rocks in the path.
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. In all seriousness, F*** that section...
>Flip metaphorical tables
>Endeavor to get out of its throat back the way I went in.
[2]
You could have told it to spit you out, but noooooooooooooooo, you had to try to climb out. Your reward is being swallowed FURTHER!
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>Everyone followed? Good, good...
>"Well ladies, China needs a good breakin', so...have fun. Prisoners are optional. But don't go much further than half. I want something left over for me to rule. From here, we will simply expand our borders..."
>"Despite this not being a meal...bon appetit." Proceed to fly over to the nearest large building, split it apart and freeze it solid while it's collapsing, and let all hell break loose to prove my point. Knowing who I have with me, destruction of half a country shouldn't take long. After all, this is what I recruited everyone for.
Ah, world domination~
>Quick check-in with Mima. Haven't heard much of anything from her in a while...
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>"Well, I hope they tasted good, since they sure didn't MAKE anything good."
>Get out of here and bring Rumia along, in case any more random pop groups try to attack.
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>F'GET YOU COMMON SENSE I BET SPIDERS CAN'T EVEN HEAR STUFF IN THEIR THROATS!
>Ask nicely, and continue own efforts.
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>...What the hell? Okay, okay, right, uhh... so we just need to sole some sort of puzzle to get through? Alright then, I'm not completely terrible at these puzzles despite the fact I haven't done too much of these in a while... also I've never played The Phantom Hourglass so this might get tricky unless there's another type of puzzle similar to it I have tried.
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>Everyone followed? Good, good...
>"Well ladies, China needs a good breakin', so...have fun. Prisoners are optional. But don't go much further than half. I want something left over for me to rule. From here, we will simply expand our borders..."
>"Despite this not being a meal...bon appetit." Proceed to fly over to the nearest large building, split it apart and freeze it solid while it's collapsing, and let all hell break loose to prove my point. Knowing who I have with me, destruction of half a country shouldn't take long. After all, this is what I recruited everyone for.
Ah, world domination~
>Quick check-in with Mima. Haven't heard much of anything from her in a while...
[6]
They laugh and disperse, Remi draining people, Sakuya shrinking buildings, Yuyuko eating cars, Youmu slicing, Yumemi dicing, Shinki summoning demons, Yuka Sparking... soon, the capital was surrounded by them, the surrounding area in ruins.
Sakuya put her hand into Suika's. Immediately afterwards, she laughed, holding a bottle aloft. Inside was a tiny little city. "Captured~"
>"Well, I hope they tasted good, since they sure didn't MAKE anything good."
>Get out of here and bring Rumia along, in case any more random pop groups try to attack.
[1]
Justin Bieber appeared! 5 Beliebers appeared too!
>F'GET YOU COMMON SENSE I BET SPIDERS CAN'T EVEN HEAR STUFF IN THEIR THROATS!
>Ask nicely, and continue own efforts.
[6]
Yuka yawned as it spit you out, the trajectory such that you landed in her mouth as it closed behind you...
>...What the hell? Okay, okay, right, uhh... so we just need to sole some sort of puzzle to get through? Alright then, I'm not completely terrible at these puzzles despite the fact I haven't done too much of these in a while... also I've never played The Phantom Hourglass so this might get tricky unless there's another type of puzzle similar to it I have tried.
[5]
Seems you successfully navigated the fog...oh f***ing hell, Lost Woods.
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>"...*sigh* I'm sorry this isn't going so well, Mystia. I mean, we caught some people, but it looks like the return trip is far worse than the trip getting here..."
>Meanwhile, let's try to navigate the woods. Somehow. I hate mazes.
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>"Hah ha, well done, everyone! Now, the bottle..."
>Take bottle and look inside. "Well, believe me now~? Surrender what remains of your country to me, and I will let you live. Otherwise..."
>>If they refuse, crush the bottle and light the pieces aflame. "I warned you. Your country is mine either way."
>>If they accept, teleport the bottle back to the palace with a note: 'Lumia, watch this one too. No eating it. Make sure no one leaves. -Sock'
>Where the capital once stood, magic up a statue in my glorious image, surrounded by smaller statues of my companions. Sukuna gets a larger statue than the others.
>Speaking of her, if she is nearby, hugs.
>"Youmu, Orin, I need a favor. Make sure there is a clear path to connect here and Japan. We'll move on, and you two are the fastest, so you can get back faster when that's done. Alright?"
>Pull up a holographic globe and plan next target...
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>"No problem, thanks for the armor though, that should help."
>Go look for a blacksmith to craft me a naginata and a few throwing stars, if found. Ask.
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>asdf
> Recovery in progress... Please stand by... Ow...
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>"...Goddamnit."
>"Rumia, could you take care of this for me? Please?" Grab nearest thing that can be used for hitting in case she doesn't.
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>FLIP METAPHORICAL TABLES
>"I hate being tinyyyyyyyy!"
>SEIZE NEXT CHANCE TO EXIT THROUGH MOUTH!
>And if it looks like she'll swallow, grab the dangly thingy at the back of her throat
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>"...*sigh* I'm sorry this isn't going so well, Mystia. I mean, we caught some people, but it looks like the return trip is far worse than the trip getting here..."
>Meanwhile, let's try to navigate the woods. Somehow. I hate mazes.
[5]
Up...Left...Down...LEFT! FINALLY, BACK HOME!
>"Hah ha, well done, everyone! Now, the bottle..."
>Take bottle and look inside. "Well, believe me now~? Surrender what remains of your country to me, and I will let you live. Otherwise..."
>>If they refuse, crush the bottle and light the pieces aflame. "I warned you. Your country is mine either way."
>>If they accept, teleport the bottle back to the palace with a note: 'Lumia, watch this one too. No eating it. Make sure no one leaves. -Sock'
>Where the capital once stood, magic up a statue in my glorious image, surrounded by smaller statues of my companions. Sukuna gets a larger statue than the others.
>Speaking of her, if she is nearby, hugs.
>"Youmu, Orin, I need a favor. Make sure there is a clear path to connect here and Japan. We'll move on, and you two are the fastest, so you can get back faster when that's done. Alright?"
>Pull up a holographic globe and plan next target...
[5]
They submit.
Statue: [2]
...Well, considering Lumia's power, yeah, you're not gonna argue with the other statue that appeared right next to yours.
Sukuna: [4]
Hugs!
Orders: [5]
"Done!"
>"No problem, thanks for the armor though, that should help."
>Go look for a blacksmith to craft me a naginata and a few throwing stars, if found. Ask.
[1]
You find a Rumia clone who starts trying to nom on your arm. Where are all these damn clones coming from!?
New Sidequest Available: Find out where the clones are coming from.
>asdf
> Recovery in progress... Please stand by... Ow...
[1]
"Your game, my friend, is SO OVER!"
I'M FINISHED!
>"...Goddamnit."
>"Rumia, could you take care of this for me? Please?" Grab nearest thing that can be used for hitting in case she doesn't.
Rumia voraciously gobbled Justin Bieber! The Beliebers attacked!
[4 vs 1]
Belieber A struck a blow!
Belieber B attacked!
[5 vs 2]
You feel moderately wounded.
Belieber C attacked!
[1 vs 2]
Belieber C missed!
Belieber D attempted to consider the situation.
[1-1 thinking penalty vs 2]
Belieber D attacked Rumia and was eaten!
Belieber E attacked!
[2 vs 1]
Belieber E punched you in the ear!
> Attack
> Music
> Rumia
> Run
>FLIP METAPHORICAL TABLES
>"I hate being tinyyyyyyyy!"
>SEIZE NEXT CHANCE TO EXIT THROUGH MOUTH!
>And if it looks like she'll swallow, grab the dangly thingy at the back of her throat
[4]
You successfully escaped. Yuka shrugged. "Sorry!"
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>Hug Mystia, apologizing for how weird the hunt became.
>Afterwards, let's get our sizes back to normal and work on making a nice meal out of the humans we caught.
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>Rumia. If I'm already moderately wounded and there are still 4 left, I should probably sit back and let Rumia handle it for a bit.
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[4]Seems the dice won't be playing along this time, as still nothing has happened.
Looks like I may have to give up on this, but perhaps I'll ask the dice just one last time if they would reconsider.
>Vampire. In exchange for this legendary scythe I picked up a while back, even? It's really cool, and I won't be needing it...
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>Well, now that this whole "being eaten" crisis has been dealt with, ride the giant spider in the direction of plot.
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>Hug Mystia, apologizing for how weird the hunt became.
>Afterwards, let's get our sizes back to normal and work on making a nice meal out of the humans we caught.
[6]
Mystia shrugs, puts you back to normal, but keeps herself the way she is, cuddling you to her chest.
>Rumia. If I'm already moderately wounded and there are still 4 left, I should probably sit back and let Rumia handle it for a bit.
Rumia used "Demarcation!"
[3 vs 6,3,1,4]
Belieber A wasn't affected!
Belieber B took heavy damage.
Belieber C was obliterated!
Belieber E took moderate damage!
They all combined to attack Rumia!
[3,1,6 vs 3]
Belieber A took heavy damage.
Belieber B was eaten!
Belieber C successfully wounded Rumia!
> Attack
> Music
[s]Rumia[/s] (STUNNED)
> Item
Looks like I may have to give up on this, but perhaps I'll ask the dice just one last time if they would reconsider.
>Vampire. In exchange for this legendary scythe I picked up a while back, even? It's really cool, and I won't be needing it...
[3] A disembodied voice floats to you. "The RNG doesn't accept bribes. Had you been less lucky, I would have merely taken your scythe."
>Well, now that this whole "being eaten" crisis has been dealt with, ride the giant spider in the direction of plot.
[2]
Spider seems interested in going somewhere else... hang on!
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....all of my what.
uhhhh, kay?
...
> Regain the earth powers from a past life?
>If unsuccesfull, attempt to gain the power of light, chomped arm be damned! Light magic is most potent healing one anyway.
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>Well... not what I expected, but hugs with Mystia-chan anyways~.
>And after hugs, let's finally cure that hunger!
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>Quick seasonal check.
>>If autumn or winter, move southward, taking countries by storm.
>>If spring or early summer, move north and capture Russia. Make sure to send an offering of peaceful coalition first, annihilate into submission if they refuse.
>After these events, wait for Youmu and Orin's return, unless they got back while we were conquering.
>Again, try and establish contact with Mima for a check-in. Things have been silent on her end, and she was the first to be on the surface.
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> Insert two new quarters into the machine.
[REDACTED, GM HAS RECONSIDERED]
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....all of my what.
uhhhh, kay?
...
> Regain the earth powers from a past life?
>If unsuccesfull, attempt to gain the power of light, chomped arm be damned! Light magic is most potent healing one anyway.
[1]
Rumia's nibbling is making that impossible.
[5]
Cure, cura, libra, curaga acquired!
>Well... not what I expected, but hugs with Mystia-chan anyways~.
>And after hugs, let's finally cure that hunger!
[1]
She stuffs you into her dress instead, chuckling.
[6]
...Oh, look, it's a crate. And a Rumia clone delivered it. I wonder what it could be?
>Quick seasonal check.
>>If autumn or winter, move southward, taking countries by storm.
>>If spring or early summer, move north and capture Russia. Make sure to send an offering of peaceful coalition first, annihilate into submission if they refuse.
>After these events, wait for Youmu and Orin's return, unless they got back while we were conquering.
>Again, try and establish contact with Mima for a check-in. Things have been silent on her end, and she was the first to be on the surface.
Seasonal check [3]
Autumn. Going south it is!
They're back before you even start. "We SAID we were done. We met a bizarre black version of Sakuya, who constructed it and said "Destruction is my master's will."
New Character Bio Available: Shadow Sakuya.
Mima happily transmits a meeting location. "Come here to meet me."
Sidequest: "Who is Shadow Sakuya?" is available.
> Insert two new quarters into the machine.
[REDACTED, GM HAS RECONSIDERED]
[4]
You continue from the Forest of Magic. You're now aware of a huge plot piece, and are separated from the main character. Be wary!
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Wait, Belieber E should have been the one who wounded Rumia, since Belieber C was "obliterated" by Demarcation.
>Attack.
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>Hmm...alright, time for a little divide-and-conquer. Please note that I did some fact-checking to see just who would be under my control and on the surface.
>"Alright, I'm going to split us up into four teams. Please try to save any hostilities you might have for actually conquering, and try not to squabble with each other."
>"Team 1 will comprise of myself, Sukuna, Sariel, Utsuho, Orin, Marisa, Shikieiki, and Komachi. We will be going to retrieve Mima and find out who this negative-Sakuya is."
>"Team 2 will comprise of Remilia, who will be the squad leader, Sakuya, Sanae, Kanako, Suwako, Suika, Iku, and Tenshi. You will start at the westernmost area of China and proceed southwards, converging towards the center.
>"Team 3 will comprise of Yumemi, who will be the squad leader, Chiyuri, Reisen, Eirin, Kaguya, Futo, Miko, Yuyuko, and Youmu. You shall move through the center and go straight towards the ocean. If you must, you can wait for the other squads to come around and flank. Oh, and Yumemi, take Eirin's advice seriously. She's also pretty dang smart."
>"Lastly, Team 4 will comprise of Shinki, who will be the squad leader, Yumeko, Byakuren, Shou, Mamizou, Kokoro, Elly, and Yuuka. You will start at the eastern edge, move south, and then move west to converge in the center. Oh, and Yuuka...try not to obliterate everything. I need people to rule, and empty moonscapes are boring."
>"As for Seija...whatever I tell you to do, you'd probably just do whatever, so you can choose what team you want to be on."
>"Is that clear? Are there no objections? Did I forget anyone?"
>>If no, "Very well. Here, have these." Distribute some small cubes. "When you conquer an area, place these cubes on where the capital used to be. If the leader can be preserved, make sure they are not harmed. The cubes will become statues much like the ones you saw me place in China."
>>"And, move out!" Proceed toward Japan to go and do things.
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>Oof! W-well then, umm... at least this is comfy.
>Also, what's with Rumia delivering a crate? Let's see what's inside... if Mystia is going to see. I'm kind of in her dress right now, so...
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> Confirm the plot piece via expositional speak.
> Take to finding the main character, seeing as that's how side characters operate and are introduced to the story.
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>Where is spider taking me?
>Is Yuuka following?
>GO MY STEED! GO NOBLY INTO UNCHARTED LANDS!
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Wait, Belieber E should have been the one who wounded Rumia, since Belieber C was "obliterated" by Demarcation.
>Attack.
[2]
The other Beliebers ran away. Rumia's recovered enough to laugh.
>Hmm...alright, time for a little divide-and-conquer. Please note that I did some fact-checking to see just who would be under my control and on the surface.
>"Alright, I'm going to split us up into four teams. Please try to save any hostilities you might have for actually conquering, and try not to squabble with each other."
>"Team 1 will comprise of myself, Sukuna, Sariel, Utsuho, Orin, Marisa, Shikieiki, and Komachi. We will be going to retrieve Mima and find out who this negative-Sakuya is."
>"Team 2 will comprise of Remilia, who will be the squad leader, Sakuya, Sanae, Kanako, Suwako, Suika, Iku, and Tenshi. You will start at the westernmost area of China and proceed southwards, converging towards the center.
>"Team 3 will comprise of Yumemi, who will be the squad leader, Chiyuri, Reisen, Eirin, Kaguya, Futo, Miko, Yuyuko, and Youmu. You shall move through the center and go straight towards the ocean. If you must, you can wait for the other squads to come around and flank. Oh, and Yumemi, take Eirin's advice seriously. She's also pretty dang smart."
>"Lastly, Team 4 will comprise of Shinki, who will be the squad leader, Yumeko, Byakuren, Shou, Mamizou, Kokoro, Elly, and Yuuka. You will start at the eastern edge, move south, and then move west to converge in the center. Oh, and Yuuka...try not to obliterate everything. I need people to rule, and empty moonscapes are boring."
>"As for Seija...whatever I tell you to do, you'd probably just do whatever, so you can choose what team you want to be on."
>"Is that clear? Are there no objections? Did I forget anyone?"
>>If no, "Very well. Here, have these." Distribute some small cubes. "When you conquer an area, place these cubes on where the capital used to be. If the leader can be preserved, make sure they are not harmed. The cubes will become statues much like the ones you saw me place in China."
>>"And, move out!" Proceed toward Japan to go and do things.
[3]
Team 1 is headed out, Team 2 is asleep, Team 3 is doing their job, and Seija is currently entertaining herself by flipping the kitchen.
>Oof! W-well then, umm... at least this is comfy.
>Also, what's with Rumia delivering a crate? Let's see what's inside... if Mystia is going to see. I'm kind of in her dress right now, so...
She opens it. "OOOH, humans! Dead corpses!"
> Confirm the plot piece via expositional speak.
> Take to finding the main character, seeing as that's how side characters operate and are introduced to the story.
[2]
The plot slipped away from you, and you forget the entire Sock fiasco.
Rumia clone appeared!
>Where is spider taking me?
>Is Yuuka following?
>GO MY STEED! GO NOBLY INTO UNCHARTED LANDS!
[2] Spider declines to answer, Yuuka isn't, and you simply sound like an idiot.
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>"Well then! Let's be thankful to Rumia and meanwhile we can actually eat!"
>PREPARE THE SACRIF- I MEAN FOOD
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And Team 4?
>Send a quick telepathic message to each of the team leaders: "When you get to the ocean and all three of your teams have converged, let me know. I would like to stay updated.
>Proceed onward to Japan and, by extension, Gensokyo. I should keep my senses peeled for anything that looks like a negative Sakuya or a Mima.
>Smalltalk with the group while we walk.
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>"...Well then. Let's get out of here before that happens again."
>Escape from wherever we are.
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>"Well then! Let's be thankful to Rumia and meanwhile we can actually eat!"
>PREPARE THE SACRIF- I MEAN FOOD
[2]
Mystia happily scarfs some and hugs you to her chest, letting you have the minihumans.
And Team 4?
>Send a quick telepathic message to each of the team leaders: "When you get to the ocean and all three of your teams have converged, let me know. I would like to stay updated.
>Proceed onward to Japan and, by extension, Gensokyo. I should keep my senses peeled for anything that looks like a negative Sakuya or a Mima.
>Smalltalk with the group while we walk.
[4]
"Acknowledged."
[4]
Spotting Mima isn't hard when she has magically enlarged herself to pick up your team in her hand. "Hello, Socky~ Nice to finally meet face to face."
Shadow Sakuya, however, is nowhere to be found.
> Chat with Mima
> Break and Pursue Shadow Sakuya.
>"...Well then. Let's get out of here before that happens again."
>Escape from wherever we are.
[4]
Better run, Jack... seems the Beliebers have set a bomb in the building!
TIME BOMB SET!
ESCAPE IMMEDIATELY!
(http://youtu.be/Xx-oNUud0Qk?t=12m25s)
TIME: 1:30:00
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[3] A disembodied voice floats to you. "The RNG doesn't accept bribes. Had you been less lucky, I would have merely taken your scythe."
For how easy it was to accidentally become a Shinigami, it surely is sticking to me! Well, that's alright for now, I'll go back to that later. I've got other things I could be doing.
>Probably pushing my luck here, but obtain a large, red, double-sided battle-ax in the same way as I obtained the scythe earlier.
>>Not as a bribe this time, but if the RNG decides I am only allowed one such weapon, then immediately scythe the RNG gods, uh nope bad idea exchange the scythe for it if given the choice, as this one is more important.
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>Oh hey, umm... well, minihumans are better than nothing I suppose! And so is cuddling (kind of) with Mystia~.
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>Well I guess we'll just see where this goes.
>How's Wakasagihime? I bequeathed everything to her a couple of lives ago, if I remember correctly.
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Was hoping for a low level light spell for self defense to go with the healing but I should have specified, still infinitily usefull though!
>"Well hi there, I really do not appreciate you attempting to eat my arm, which I wonder why you haven't. If you want attention or me to do something for you there are more ways to ask then by nibbling"
>Attempt to gain an offensive spell in the light branche by praying to the god(ess) of light.
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>"Yes, but...would you mind switching to a more...reasonable size, at least for the time being?"
>"Also, have you by any chance seen a negative version of a time-stopping maid?"
>>If yes, "Could you lead the way then? I wish to speak with her."
>>If not, shrug and head off to Gensokyo. I doubt it would be considered part of Japan anymore, and there is as good a place as any to check first.
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> Equip self with whatever weaponry may be available in the inventory
> Engage in combat with the Rumia clone. Being human makes you a snack to her, so it's best to just take to the fight.
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>Get out of here. Very quickly. GOTTA GO FAST.
>Take Rumia with me, too. Can't just abandon her here.
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>Oh hey, umm... well, minihumans are better than nothing I suppose! And so is cuddling (kind of) with Mystia~.
[1]
She's cuddling a LITTLE too tight...
>Well I guess we'll just see where this goes.
>How's Wakasagihime? I bequeathed everything to her a couple of lives ago, if I remember correctly.
[6]
It goes well as the spider restores you to normal. Unfortunately, seems the machine it puts you in isn't set for normal, as you continue to grow...
> Attempt to break out
> Stay put and wait.
Was hoping for a low level light spell for self defense to go with the healing but I should have specified, still infinitily usefull though!
>"Well hi there, I really do not appreciate you attempting to eat my arm, which I wonder why you haven't. If you want attention or me to do something for you there are more ways to ask then by nibbling"
>Attempt to gain an offensive spell in the light branche by praying to the god(ess) of light.
[3]
Only reward is more nibbling.
[5]
...you get a one use Ultima scroll.
>"Yes, but...would you mind switching to a more...reasonable size, at least for the time being?"
>"Also, have you by any chance seen a negative version of a time-stopping maid?"
>>If yes, "Could you lead the way then? I wish to speak with her."
>>If not, shrug and head off to Gensokyo. I doubt it would be considered part of Japan anymore, and there is as good a place as any to check first.
[2]
She stares for a moment, then closes her fist around everyone.
[4]
"Yep, saw them!"
[5]
"Sure! Even better, I'm best friends!"
> Equip self with whatever weaponry may be available in the inventory
> Engage in combat with the Rumia clone. Being human makes you a snack to her, so it's best to just take to the fight.
[1]
No weapons?
[5]
Luckily, she's seeming nice today. She ruffles your hair, belches in your face, and moves on. She's apparently drunk.
>Get out of here. Very quickly. GOTTA GO FAST.
>Take Rumia with me, too. Can't just abandon her here.
[5]
You run for it.
[6]
Rumia gets out before you though. "Heheh, no one said we'd be together the whole way..." She said, destroying the unlock mechanism. You see a maintenance corridor...perhaps the bomb is there. Or look for a way out.
> Attempt to disarm.
> Find alternate exit.
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>Friggin' size shenanigans! What is this, Alice in Wonderland?
>...
>Break out! Break out! I DON'T WANT TO KEEP CHANGING SIZES!
>Search inventory for mushrooms that have been bequeathed to me by a smoking caterpillar.
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>"Well Mima, lead the way to this negative-Sakuya."
>"Also, could you at least open your palm, if you don't want to shrink? Or let us sit on your shoulder. That works too."
>Let Mima do stuff. Unless it's bad for me. Then no.
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>"ACK! AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR!"
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>Look for an alternate exit. I'm just a sax, what would I know about disarming?
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...O.O
Heck yes!
Emergency button get!
...One use? e.e wont be able to use it to get Rumia off then, oh well.
>"...Okay? if you dont want anything, could you please let go?"
>If she doesnt, just leave her there and focus on magic. Attempt to gain a low level light offensive spell.
> If she harms me in any way, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on her.
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For how easy it was to accidentally become a Shinigami, it surely is sticking to me! Well, that's alright for now, I'll go back to that later. I've got other things I could be doing.
>Probably pushing my luck here, but obtain a large, red, double-sided battle-ax in the same way as I obtained the scythe earlier.
>>Not as a bribe this time, but if the RNG decides I am only allowed one such weapon, then immediately scythe the RNG gods, uh nope bad idea exchange the scythe for it if given the choice, as this one is more important.
[6]
You get an ax, and a snarky message attached. "Will cut any bridge in one stroke".
>Friggin' size shenanigans! What is this, Alice in Wonderland?
>...
>Break out! Break out! I DON'T WANT TO KEEP CHANGING SIZES!
>Search inventory for mushrooms that have been bequeathed to me by a smoking caterpillar.
GM kinda loves them, sorry. I'll try to lighten up for you.
[6]
You destroyed the machine, but got a rather large shocking and fell unconscious.
>"Well Mima, lead the way to this negative-Sakuya."
>"Also, could you at least open your palm, if you don't want to shrink? Or let us sit on your shoulder. That works too."
>Let Mima do stuff. Unless it's bad for me. Then no.
[4]
"Her name is Shadow Sakuya. She's more powerful than the normal one that's with your raid team. You really don't seem to realize who you left as a freaking babysitter."
Her tone grows angry.
> Let Mima do stuff, unless it's bad for me.
[6]
"Mwahaha. Why should I. I enjoy this feeling. If I squeeze just a little harder..." her fingers begin to move inward, pushing everyone together. "I can crush you all like bugs!" She laughs evilly, then stops. "I'm just kidding. Scared you, didn't I?" She squeezed more after saying that, laughing more. "Now why would I joke about that! You're such idiots!" She laughed, as a bone snap was heard. Then she stopped. "OK, I'm done. But you better have an explanation of why you left her creator on the ship."
>"ACK! AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR!"
[3]
She stopped, apologizing.
>Look for an alternate exit. I'm just a sax, what would I know about disarming?
[6]
You exited...into Rumia's hand. "Oh~ It worked. Hahah, you ran down the space compression corridor, little SNACK~" She grinned, closing her hand and running.
By the way, the Rumia clone sidequest is open to anyone, except Sock.
...O.O
Heck yes!
Emergency button get!
...One use? e.e wont be able to use it to get Rumia off then, oh well.
>"...Okay? if you dont want anything, could you please let go?"
>If she doesnt, just leave her there and focus on magic. Attempt to gain a low level light offensive spell.
> If she harms me in any way, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on her.
[3]
Nibbles are your response.
<Impossible> You realize there is no offensive White Magic besides Ultima. And I don't know too much about Persona...
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...Why would it need to be based of a game O.o?
Because this is Crossover Edition, and even if it wasn't, I'm not going to the lowest common denominator. For the record, the lowest common denominator is Magic Missile, because as that video infamously said... "I'm attacking the darkness!" I have STANDARDS, damnit.
>Well... if she not doing damage, then whatever.
> Regain control over earth.
>If I get hurt during this, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on the Rumia
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>"It's fine, it's fine."
>Right so... if we've eaten then... uh... hmm... hey, what about like... a romantic afternoon? Or something? Something less hectic than "Oh hey let's botch up our human hunting attempts" but still done together?
>Also at some point we need to normalize our sizes. While being hugged by a giant Mystia is wonderful and cuddly, I want to avoid another instance of nearly becoming youkai pancake.
<Impossible> You realize there is no offensive White Magic besides Ultima.
There's Aero. And Holy. And Dia. And probably at least one other I don't know off the top of my head.
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> Mkay... With that potential threat gone, take to finding a suitable weapon. Preferably one with a blade somewhere on it.
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>"First off, she wasn't actually someone I chose to be in on this at all. She just sort of showed up after that guy did. I could have kicked her out, but I decided to be nice and let her stay. Second, she gives off a vibe of someone in control of themselves. There are plenty in this party that are also capable, but there are also those who are not. I needed someone with enough compassion, or at least who understands orders, to be able to keep watch and not go berserk or get too bored. Third, I'm getting a sick feeling that she's the type who you say 'Just use a small bit of power to do such and such' and would wind up destroying half the continent, and give me an asinine smile and say 'What? That was only a teeny fraction of my power~', whether or not it actually is. A ruler needs things to rule. A desert wasteland an empire does not make."
>"Now, satiate my curiosity. What does it really matter to you what I do? I hired you, she didn't, why do you care? In fact, how do you even know she's on the ship? You were here on the surface long before she showed up."
>Teleport everyone out of her grip and floating in midair, and begin healing magic on anyone who needs it.
>Telepathic message to Sariel and Shikieiki: "You and Sariel/Shikieiki (depending on recipient) are masters of death and the dead. If she acts up, try to talk her down, use force if necessary. I know you can easily outpower an evil spirit."
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[6]You get an ax, and a snarky message attached. "Will cut any bridge in one stroke".
>Inform the Belmonts that, should they ever see any plumber jumping around in here, to get rid of him immediately. Can't have those types cutting down my bridges.
>>Did this castle come with anything special inside it? Like, a princess, or a crystal, or some other important thing? Gotta know what kind of stuff to expect around here.
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>Let's try a spellcard. Maybe it'll hurt enough for Rumia to drop me.
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>zzZzzZZz
>[enter dream sequence!]
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...Why would it need to be based of a game O.o?
Because this is Crossover Edition, and even if it wasn't, I'm not going to the lowest common denominator. For the record, the lowest common denominator is Magic Missile, because as that video infamously said... "I'm attacking the darkness!" I have STANDARDS, damnit.
>Well... if she not doing damage, then whatever.
> Regain control over earth.
>If I get hurt during this, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on the Rumia
[6]
You get it back.
[6]
You trace the clone to...a rift?
>"It's fine, it's fine."
>Right so... if we've eaten then... uh... hmm... hey, what about like... a romantic afternoon? Or something? Something less hectic than "Oh hey let's botch up our human hunting attempts" but still done together?
>Also at some point we need to normalize our sizes. While being hugged by a giant Mystia is wonderful and cuddly, I want to avoid another instance of nearly becoming youkai pancake.
There's Aero. And Holy. And Dia. And probably at least one other I don't know off the top of my head.
[5]
Sure!
> Mkay... With that potential threat gone, take to finding a suitable weapon. Preferably one with a blade somewhere on it.
[4]
You find a blade.
>"First off, she wasn't actually someone I chose to be in on this at all. She just sort of showed up after that guy did. I could have kicked her out, but I decided to be nice and let her stay. Second, she gives off a vibe of someone in control of themselves. There are plenty in this party that are also capable, but there are also those who are not. I needed someone with enough compassion, or at least who understands orders, to be able to keep watch and not go berserk or get too bored. Third, I'm getting a sick feeling that she's the type who you say 'Just use a small bit of power to do such and such' and would wind up destroying half the continent, and give me an asinine smile and say 'What? That was only a teeny fraction of my power~', whether or not it actually is. A ruler needs things to rule. A desert wasteland an empire does not make."
>"Now, satiate my curiosity. What does it really matter to you what I do? I hired you, she didn't, why do you care? In fact, how do you even know she's on the ship? You were here on the surface long before she showed up."
>Teleport everyone out of her grip and floating in midair, and begin healing magic on anyone who needs it.
>Telepathic message to Sariel and Shikieiki: "You and Sariel/Shikieiki (depending on recipient) are masters of death and the dead. If she acts up, try to talk her down, use force if necessary. I know you can easily outpower an evil spirit."
[5]
She's happy to talk.
"That Shadow Sakuya is one of her creations. She can manifest anyone's shadow as a more powerful version of that person, and usually evil. She's pretty much the embodiment of darkness. Why is it she's his shadow? Because that is the form he wished he would take as a normal person."
She tosses everyone up into the air, sticking her tongue out to catch anyone who didn't fly.
>Inform the Belmonts that, should they ever see any plumber jumping around in here, to get rid of him immediately. Can't have those types cutting down my bridges.
>>Did this castle come with anything special inside it? Like, a princess, or a crystal, or some other important thing? Gotta know what kind of stuff to expect around here.
Well, there's a red crystal in the back. Probably not important.
>Let's try a spellcard. Maybe it'll hurt enough for Rumia to drop me.
[1] She didn't seem to feel it, continuing to run. "Keep that up and I WILL eat you."
>zzZzzZZz
>[enter dream sequence!]
[2]
You snap awake.
> Jolt out of bed?
> Check Surroundings?
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>Bed?
>Check for bedmates.
>Scream internally
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>Sigh and levitate everyone she threw, whether they make themselves fly or not. Just to be safe. And then begin administering healing magic.
>"That isn't what I asked, but I will let it slide this once. Now, lead the way to this Shadow Sakuya, since you seem to know where this person is. And please, change back to a normal size. We don't need alarms going off everywhere because you can be seen for miles."
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>Hmm... dinner and a show? That might be good, although I wouldn't suppose I'd know any good musici- oh right, the Prismrivers! Let's see if they've got a show going on somewhere!
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Sorry, didn't mean to offend you D: besides, holy is a light magic spell in Final fantasy .
On another note, YES! Everything is coming up millhouse again! :D
>... Attempt to trace the origins of the rift
>Ask the Rumia "where did you come from?"
>accept Rumia clone sidequest
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> Equip the blade. You can enchant it or whatever later.
> With no immediate goal in sight, find the nearest site of another player character.
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Sorry I haven't replied in a while, my creativity has been on the fritz, so I don't trust myself to make good results.
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Don't worry about it, happens. :D
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>Well, I tried. Accept Rumia sidequest, I guess.
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Isn't dead, my creativity is just trying to reboot.
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Thanks for the update :D
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>Bed?
>Check for bedmates.
>Scream internally
[6]
You wake in a comfy bed, Yuuka sitting on your chest, seemingly tiny.
"Oh good, you're awake. We need to talk."
>Sigh and levitate everyone she threw, whether they make themselves fly or not. Just to be safe. And then begin administering healing magic.
>"That isn't what I asked, but I will let it slide this once. Now, lead the way to this Shadow Sakuya, since you seem to know where this person is. And please, change back to a normal size. We don't need alarms going off everywhere because you can be seen for miles."
Levitate [1]
You not only screwed that up, you fell in, too!
"Mmm... you kinda taste nice..."
You're too flabbergasted to make your second action!
>Hmm... dinner and a show? That might be good, although I wouldn't suppose I'd know any good musici- oh right, the Prismrivers! Let's see if they've got a show going on somewhere!
She chuckles. "Well, we have that package of dinner, and we have the Prismrivers. We're set~ Let's go."
[1]
These are ANGRY dice!
Closed. Damn.
Sorry, didn't mean to offend you D: besides, holy is a light magic spell in Final fantasy .
On another note, YES! Everything is coming up millhouse again! :D
>... Attempt to trace the origins of the rift
>Ask the Rumia "where did you come from?"
>accept Rumia clone sidequest
Trace [1]
You botched that attempt.
Rumia [6]
She talks to you.And talks, and talks, and talks. Nothing useful, though.
[3]
Error: This sidequest has already been accepted.
> Equip the blade. You can enchant it or whatever later.
> With no immediate goal in sight, find the nearest site of another player character.
Equip [6]
Equipped. Impossible to unequip now.
Find [6]
You find a crossroads. One road leads to death, one leads to each player. CHOOSE a number from 1 through 9. You may be able to avoid the death crossroad if you think hard enough about the land you are in.
>Well, I tried. Accept Rumia sidequest, I guess.
[Free] Rumia is kind of making you accept it, since you're a little speck in her hand~
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All ones, sixes, and a single three. These freakin' dice.
>Alright, this is a biiiiig no-no. Teleport us out. Everyone. And make sure we're all levitating.
>>[PREVIOUS COMMAND IX-NAYED]
>>"Last chance, Mima. Stand down willingly, or I will force you to comply. And then you can kiss your free will goodbye. This is no game, and I've already been delayed so much as-is. As such, my temper is rapidly becoming short. You'd be doing everyone a favor if you just complied. Please."
>If only I or not everyone is out, actually teleport everyone out. Again, levitate everyone.
>>See above statements for once everyone is teleported and levitating.
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>Well, nothing left to do but wait until we get there, I guess.
>Ask Rumia what's going on while we travel.
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>"Hmmm... who else plays good music..."
>Search for something for the two of us to do. Come on, it shouldn't be too hard to find... right?
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>"...about what?"
>internal panic. What is going ooon?
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> [Speak] "Oh shit. There's no way this'll work in my favour... Right, let your instincts guide you on this one, man..."
> [Internal Dialogue]
1 - Probably the most travelled path, so I might find someone down that path... (3)
2 - Nothing really feels that amazing about this path... Might make it a good choice just to avoid dying... Again. (4)
3 - What's behind door number 3? Hell if I know. Curiosity killed the cat, so I better stay back from it. (1)
4 - Number of death; don't even try it.
5 - Nothing special about this path, as far as my instincts are telling me. (2)
6 - I get the feeling there'll be a lot of heat down that road... Maybe I should stray away.
7 - It's always 7. Anytime you pick a number between 1 and 10, it's 7. This might be the best path... (6)
8 - Maybe I should sharpen my instincts, because I don't feel anything significant about this path either. (5)
9 - Why do I get the feeling this path'll lead back to that idiot again? I better keep off.
> Take a roll for it. Choose a path based on the bracketed numbers.
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Why can't more people take a sidequest? Ah well. Prolly too much of a hassle XD
>shrug and attempt to gain the power over light itself.
>If I fail, Attempt to summon an axe.
>ask the Rumia "want to travel with me?"
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Creativity on vacation again!
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Hope you didn't forget about us! :D
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This tab is always open, when I have a flash of inspiration, I'll continue.
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>Marry Mokou
>Have a sukusuku hakutaku pet
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All ones, sixes, and a single three. These freakin' dice.
>Alright, this is a biiiiig no-no. Teleport us out. Everyone. And make sure we're all levitating.
>>[PREVIOUS COMMAND IX-NAYED]
>>"Last chance, Mima. Stand down willingly, or I will force you to comply. And then you can kiss your free will goodbye. This is no game, and I've already been delayed so much as-is. As such, my temper is rapidly becoming short. You'd be doing everyone a favor if you just complied. Please."
>If only I or not everyone is out, actually teleport everyone out. Again, levitate everyone.
>>See above statements for once everyone is teleported and levitating.
[1]
Failure! Again! Guess it's no use when fighting a gigantic mage...
[6]
She giggled. "Of course!" She spat everyone out at once, before going back to normal. "Can't take a joke?"
[6]
I'll take you to her, alright. Also, who do you think's been helping you now. Seriously, I mean, where'd you get your funding? Your materials? Think about it.
>Well, nothing left to do but wait until we get there, I guess.
>Ask Rumia what's going on while we travel.
[4]
"I'm taking you home with me~"
>"Hmmm... who else plays good music..."
>Search for something for the two of us to do. Come on, it shouldn't be too hard to find... right?
[1]
It's boring, you just can't find anything.
>"...about what?"
>internal panic. What is going ooon?
[Free]
"The machine had a bit of an accident...let's just say that you...um...how do I put this. I'm normal sized, still. There!"
> [Speak] "Oh shit. There's no way this'll work in my favour... Right, let your instincts guide you on this one, man..."
> [Internal Dialogue]
1 - Probably the most travelled path, so I might find someone down that path... (3)
2 - Nothing really feels that amazing about this path... Might make it a good choice just to avoid dying... Again. (4)
3 - What's behind door number 3? Hell if I know. Curiosity killed the cat, so I better stay back from it. (1)
4 - Number of death; don't even try it.
5 - Nothing special about this path, as far as my instincts are telling me. (2)
6 - I get the feeling there'll be a lot of heat down that road... Maybe I should stray away.
7 - It's always 7. Anytime you pick a number between 1 and 10, it's 7. This might be the best path... (6)
8 - Maybe I should sharpen my instincts, because I don't feel anything significant about this path either. (5)
9 - Why do I get the feeling this path'll lead back to that idiot again? I better keep off.
> Take a roll for it. Choose a path based on the bracketed numbers.
[2]
You go down path 5. Not much seems to happen...except for a fog obscuring your vision...and the man in Blue nearby...
Why can't more people take a sidequest? Ah well. Prolly too much of a hassle XD
>shrug and attempt to gain the power over light itself.
>If I fail, Attempt to summon an axe.
>ask the Rumia "want to travel with me?"
[5]
You obtained the power of light!
[3]
Rumia giggled. "Want to travel IN me?"
>Marry Mokou
>Have a sukusuku hakutaku pet
[4]
Fiery wedding ceremony, culminating with your suit getting burned off at the reception. Charming.
I freaking hate Sukusukus.
[2]
No sukusukus were to be found.
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Wow, this got necro-bumped.
Just here, spectating.
Yes, I am aware I necroed it. But it was my game, I was GM'ing, and I had to take a leave of absence. I'm back, though! For now...
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Ah! A fellow threadomancer, I see!
Come to think of it, I don't use my threadomancy very often anymore. I'm probably pretty rusty.
> Fog is a terrible weather condition to battle in. Inquire with the fellow traveler on what they're doing, and avoid conflict if possible.
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Whoa, it's still alive. Dang, it's been a while.
>Deep breath, regain composure. Can't show that I can be annoyed so easily or else I'll never get her to comply.
>Follow Mima, be ready for any traps along the way. She seems ornery today, so it's best to be careful.
>Also keep eyes out for any random people/youkai/things. Despite my companions, someone might be brave/stupid enough to try and attack.
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>Nothing to do but wait.
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Oh hey this is back!
>...Nothing? Damnit. Well... hrrm... hey, if it's summer, maybe a swim? Suggest that to Mystia, since we've got nothing else better to do really.
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>...
>"Load previous save!"
>Did it work?
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Ah! A fellow threadomancer, I see! Come to think of it, I don't use my threadomancy very often anymore. I'm probably pretty rusty.
> Fog is a terrible weather condition to battle in. Inquire with the fellow traveler on what they're doing, and avoid conflict if possible.
"I'm looking for Dr. Wily!"
[6]
You didn't provoke him. But you got a couple blaster shots for being too quiet.
Whoa, it's still alive. Dang, it's been a while.
>Deep breath, regain composure. Can't show that I can be annoyed so easily or else I'll never get her to comply.
>Follow Mima, be ready for any traps along the way. She seems ornery today, so it's best to be careful.
>Also keep eyes out for any random people/youkai/things. Despite my companions, someone might be brave/stupid enough to try and attack.
[6]
You calmed down. She seemed to assume that meant the joke was funny though.
[3]
You followed her. The traps, though, you didn't search for.
[2]
And one snared you. You fell to the ground, ensnared in a rope trap.
> People.
[2] Well, unless you count the giant Rumia clone devouring a nearby town, nothing.
>Nothing to do but wait.
She giggled as she skipped along.
[1]
When she got back, you went in a plastic container and into an icebox...
Oh hey this is back!
>...Nothing? Damnit. Well... hrrm... hey, if it's summer, maybe a swim? Suggest that to Mystia, since we've got nothing else better to do really.
[3]
"Mmm....my wings will get all wet! But you can go!"
>...
>"Load previous save!"
>Did it work?
[2]
Yuuka looks at you weirdly. "What did that do?"
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> Disregard the lemons just shot at your face and offer to accompany this fellow, because he seems like a pretty cool guy. You've got a sword, so you're not completely useless.
> Disguise your hype over travelling with this fellow whom might be a Mega kind of Man.
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Well, it's just a rope trap.
>Magic the rope off of my feet.
>>If it doesn't work, ask if someone could help, and why there were traps. Especially a cliche one like this.
>Notice the Rumia. Begin to say something, stop self, and keep moving. That can be dealt with later.
>Continue carefully following Mima. No more traps.
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>Punch the lid off the container and break out of the icebox.
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> Disregard the lemons just shot at your face and offer to accompany this fellow, because he seems like a pretty cool guy. You've got a sword, so you're not completely useless.
> Disguise your hype over travelling with this fellow whom might be a Mega kind of Man.
[3]
You disregard them.
[6] Hype disguised successfully.
Well, it's just a rope trap.
>Magic the rope off of my feet.
>>If it doesn't work, ask if someone could help, and why there were traps. Especially a cliche one like this.
>Notice the Rumia. Begin to say something, stop self, and keep moving. That can be dealt with later.
>Continue carefully following Mima. No more traps.
[3]
Well, it's off your feet. The rest of your body, though...
[3]
Mima helps untie you. She sighs and says she may have been hunting earlier for a cute blonde.
[3]
Mima noticed you looking over and shrugged. "I wanted to help, so I figured I would make her huge. Problem?"
[4]
No traps.
>Punch the lid off the container and break out of the icebox.
[2]
C-cold...you can't move...
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>"Cute blonde?"
>"Problem...no, not my problem. One town is not the world, and that can be dealt with later. Moving on."
>Continue following. Still be wary for...things.
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> Traverse forward with your new blue companion and prepare to face any oncoming challenges!
> Also, try and get some sort of long-ranged combat option worked out; swords are nice and all, but I'm kind of useless against a hail of any given projectile,
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>Rub hands together to warm self up.
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I am very happy with this return.
>"I would rather not, honestly. Can't exactly do a whole lot in there y'know?
>Attempt to go towards an uninhabited mountain.
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>"Nothing, I guess."
>Bring up the developer's console, set size to somewhere between 5 and 6 feet
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// AND we're back.
>"Cute blonde?"
>"Problem...no, not my problem. One town is not the world, and that can be dealt with later. Moving on."
>Continue following. Still be wary for...things.
> "Cute blonde?"
"What, I was helping her hunt. Got bored."
>"Moving on."
"Good!"
> Be wary. [5]
Nothing happens as you are led over to a grey and black Sakuya with red eyes.
"Speak. What do you want?"
> Traverse forward with your new blue companion and prepare to face any oncoming challenges!
> Also, try and get some sort of long-ranged combat option worked out; swords are nice and all, but I'm kind of useless against a hail of any given projectile,
> Challenges [2]
You get whapped on the head and get stunned.
> Range [5]
Hey, where'd this Buster come from?
>Rub hands together to warm self up.
[5] Much better!
I am very happy with this return.
>"I would rather not, honestly. Can't exactly do a whole lot in there y'know?
>Attempt to go towards an uninhabited mountain.
[6]
She agrees, but attaches herself to you.
[6]
Oh it's uninhabited...by the living. You're headed for Death's castle...
>"Nothing, I guess."
>Bring up the developer's console, set size to somewhere between 5 and 6 feet
[3]
She chuckled but didn't press further.
[4]
It worked nicely.
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>"To locate you. Mima here says she is friends with you, and I wanted to speak with you. Also, if I am correct, the one who is apparently your creator allied herself with me. Can you confirm that she is indeed your creator?"
>Either way, "I had the idea that perhaps, since you seem to have created a sort of bridge between Japan and the mainland, you might wish to join me. You could be useful to our cause."
>Keep wary of anything suspicious, threatening, or otherwise.
>Out of curiosity, how did Marisa react when Mima was reunited with the group, and along our journey? And vice versa, Mima's reaction to Marisa? That was the whole reason I chose Marisa to be in my group, because of her association with Mima.
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>"Okay then... I'll go alone. I'll see you later!"
>Give her a kiss on the cheek, then goooo.
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Double six? Geez. Thats something.
Erm, I like being in a state of living so....
>Walk away from the castle, for a castle is not a mountain.
>Since going to a mountain is apparently a tough challenge, head to a forest instead.
>"Rumia? do you have anything you want to do that does not involve harming or killing anyone?"
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> Shake off the stun and equip the buster. Don't wanna slow down your new companion.
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>Hooray! Now, are my plot coupons expired or can I still pursue them to complete the quest?
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>"To locate you. Mima here says she is friends with you, and I wanted to speak with you. Also, if I am correct, the one who is apparently your creator allied herself with me. Can you confirm that she is indeed your creator?"
>Either way, "I had the idea that perhaps, since you seem to have created a sort of bridge between Japan and the mainland, you might wish to join me. You could be useful to our cause."
>Keep wary of anything suspicious, threatening, or otherwise.
>Out of curiosity, how did Marisa react when Mima was reunited with the group, and along our journey? And vice versa, Mima's reaction to Marisa? That was the whole reason I chose Marisa to be in my group, because of her association with Mima.
> Creator [5]
"Yes, she is. ALSO, you see that group of 6's, 5's and Extra bosses? Hehe. Every person has a shadow. She loves them. Ask her, and you will see the true power of the darkness.
> Join [1]
"Hmph! You have a strong sense of power. An unearned one at that! Perhaps you need to be...cut down to size..."
> Mass Manipulation: "Show the bug his place!" [2]
Lumia stepped in from a nearby shadow and whispered to her. [6]
"Hmph. Well, I'll join you."
> Nothing suspicious happened.
> Marisa?
Mima isn't saying anything, but her chest seems to be having a mixture of laughter, moaning, and crying coming from it. Better not to pry. Marisa's vanished.
>"Okay then... I'll go alone. I'll see you later!"
>Give her a kiss on the cheek, then goooo.
[2]
She waves goodbye.
Double six? Geez. Thats something.
Erm, I like being in a state of living so....
>Walk away from the castle, for a castle is not a mountain.
>Since going to a mountain is apparently a tough challenge, head to a forest instead.
>"Rumia? do you have anything you want to do that does not involve harming or killing anyone?"
> Walk away [1]
You walk inside. The door closes behind you.
Rumia skipped away, whistling.
> Shake off the stun and equip the buster. Don't wanna slow down your new companion.
[6]
You were in a hurry to impress your companion and accidentally dropped it from moving too fast.
>Hooray! Now, are my plot coupons expired or can I still pursue them to complete the quest?
Expired.
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>To the Misty Lake for a swim, then!
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> Pick up the buster a little less hastily than you attempted equipping it.
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>"I'm aware of the power of shadow, thank you. I have my sources. As for 'unearned power', it...seems to come and go. I can't control it, and it sometimes doesn't work, does the opposite, or perhaps works too well. Not how I would do it, but considering what I can do with it...it's not too bad, depending on whether or not I'm having a lucky streak. Take of that what you may."
>Glance at Mima, shake head, then turn and begin walking back to meet up with the other groups.
>Speaking of which, see if I can contact them, they've been silent for a while.
>Don't take eyes off of the Sakuya duplicate. She certainly doesn't seem thrilled with being allied with me. Or Lumia, if she is following. Something even more sinister seems to be brewing, and it seems to revolve around her...
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>To the Misty Lake for a swim, then!
[1]
It's frozen over. The various ice type Pokemon may be why.
> Pick up the buster a little less hastily than you attempted equipping it.
[2]
Butterfingers!
>"I'm aware of the power of shadow, thank you. I have my sources. As for 'unearned power', it...seems to come and go. I can't control it, and it sometimes doesn't work, does the opposite, or perhaps works too well. Not how I would do it, but considering what I can do with it...it's not too bad, depending on whether or not I'm having a lucky streak. Take of that what you may."
>Glance at Mima, shake head, then turn and begin walking back to meet up with the other groups.
>Speaking of which, see if I can contact them, they've been silent for a while.
>Don't take eyes off of the Sakuya duplicate. She certainly doesn't seem thrilled with being allied with me. Or Lumia, if she is following. Something even more sinister seems to be brewing, and it seems to revolve around her...
> Contact
[6]
You contact them. Unfortunately, the transmission is going through to the NSA as well because you boosted it a little too much. All actions against the US will be significantly harder.
United States Regional Bonus: + 1
> Guard
[5]
You don't take your eyes off her for a split second as she pulls out a knife and tosses it in the air. Then, you watch as she puts her hands together and the knife flies off into the distance, slicing right through a nearby city.
"What? Would you like a boost?"
> Boost [3]
You felt yourself and everyone else treble in height. Shadow Sakuya remained at normal height, as did Mima.
Hard to take your eyes off Lumia when she is actively abusing her shadow powers to hug you every few seconds.
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> Mr. Companion Friend's looking a bit impatient. Get it right this time.
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>News from the other groups? Contact was established, but I heard nothing from them. Continue to the rendezvous point.
>Wariness is key.
>Wait...did Marisa also grow, even though Mima didn't? You did say 'everyone except S. Sakuya and Mima', after all.
>Pat Lumia on the head as thanks for affection, I guess?
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> Recall I was actually playing this game
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>...Well shit. Cirno must have made some new friends. Search for her in the vicinity to see if she can't help (doubtful but we can try).
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>Reach across RtD games and regain my amazing time-traveling Steamroller
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Punch through the container. Icebox too, if I can manage it.
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Wonder if the door is locked?
>Open door and walk out if unlocked.
>If locked attempt to pick the lock and walk out.
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Birthday came, went, and now I have SMT IV, FE:A, and Bravely Default to play through, alongside Shovel Knight.
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> Mr. Companion Friend's looking a bit impatient. Get it right this time.
[1]
The guy is clearly trying not to laugh now.
> Recall I was actually playing this game
[2]
Failed.
>...Well shit. Cirno must have made some new friends. Search for her in the vicinity to see if she can't help (doubtful but we can try).
[4]
She's there.
"Hi, stranger, what's up?"
>Reach across RtD games and regain my amazing time-traveling Steamroller
[3]
You reached across a game and came back with...a boss. Damnit.
Porky appeared!
Punch through the container. Icebox too, if I can manage it.
[1]
You can't help but scream.
Rumia opened the icebox and looked inside. "Oh! Good, I was getting hungry."
Wonder if the door is locked?
>Open door and walk out if unlocked.
>If locked attempt to pick the lock and walk out.
[X]
Plot has now sent you to the castle to face its perils. And to screw up the owner.
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What about my commands? :C
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>"Hi there, uhh... you do realize the lake is frozen right? I know you like ice and everything, but... it's really not good for anyone else. Do you know any way to unfreeze it."
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What about my commands? :C
>News from the other groups? Contact was established, but I heard nothing from them. Continue to the rendezvous point.
>Wariness is key.
>Wait...did Marisa also grow, even though Mima didn't? You did say 'everyone except S. Sakuya and Mima', after all.
>Pat Lumia on the head as thanks for affection, I guess?
[1] No news
[3] Indeed
[X] No
[1] You get a nip for your trouble.
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> Pick. Up. The buster. And try not to cry.
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>Contemplate scolding Lumia. Nah, too much effort. An expression of displeasure is enough.
>No news is good news, I suppose. Continue to the rendezvous point and await others to return.
>Again, wariness for traps and ambushes and the like.
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...I call railroading! I demand a refund! >:(
nah :P
>Gain the power of flight.
>Move onwards, to plot!
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>Oh crud I never finished Earthbound! PUT HIM BACK PUT HIM BACK
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>If she opens the container, jump out. Otherwise, just wait.
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> Pick. Up. The buster. And try not to cry.
[1]
OK, this is ridiculous
Now he's laughing out loud.
>Contemplate scolding Lumia. Nah, too much effort. An expression of displeasure is enough.
>No news is good news, I suppose. Continue to the rendezvous point and await others to return.
>Again, wariness for traps and ambushes and the like.
[5] Lumia sticks her tongue out in return.
[6] You reach the rendezvous point. The others are an hour away.
[2] There was a NASTY needle trap...your ass still hurts...
...I call railroading! I demand a refund! >:(
nah :P
>Gain the power of flight.
>Move onwards, to plot!
[6] You gained the Power of Flight! ...Too bad it only lasts 5 minutes...
[6] To plot! You teleport straight to the boss room and as a result, the Belmonts cut the bridge. Enjoy the lava!
>Oh crud I never finished Earthbound! PUT HIM BACK PUT HIM BACK
[4] He disappears.
>If she opens the container, jump out. Otherwise, just wait.
[2]
"Would snacky-wacky prefer to be eaten a specific way??" She stared in at you.
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asdf
> Pick up the goddamned buster.
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asdf
> Pick up the goddamned buster.
[1]
"I should see about getting Wily to hire you." He snarked.
I wish I was kidding about this... Just take another turn, because these dice have it in for you. ANOTHER. ONE.
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God forbid if I ever play any other RP with this kind of luck. :V
> Pick that goddamn buster up.
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God forbid if I ever play any other RP with this kind of luck. :V
> Pick that goddamn buster up.
[6]
I'm freaking cutting you a break after all those ones, there are NASTY things I could turn a 6 into.
You pick it up, but accidentally whack Mega Man with it in your enthusiasm.
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YES okay, I'll take this!
> Continue on travels as originally planned.
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5 Minutes flight.
Falling from a bridge.
I can work with this.
>Fly to the high ground.
>fire beams of hyperconcentrated light magic at the boss(es).
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>"Hi there, uhh... you do realize the lake is frozen right? I know you like ice and everything, but... it's really not good for anyone else. Do you know any way to unfreeze it."
Hey I just got here, and this is crazy, but here's my post, you missed it maybe.
...That was physically painful to type.
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Hey I just got here, and this is crazy, but here's my post, you missed it maybe.
...That was physically painful to type.
Consider this priority screening then, as not enough people have responded to call it a round yet.
[4]
"Eye do! Eye don't want to, but Eye do."
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>Concentrate a little healing and pain reliever magic in that area. Ouchies.
>Wait for the other teams to come back. Nothing else to really do until then, according to the plan.
>Make sure no one gets out of line while we wait. Ugh.
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>Attempt to learn from Cirno how to unfreeze the lake. It's fairy magic, so it shouldn't be too hard to learn... right?
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>"How about not at all? ...Please?"
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>Level up social link with Yuuka.
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>Materialize somewheres.