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Title: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Bang Jan on March 21, 2013, 04:21:49 PM
Previous thread (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,12269.0.html)

Lets share some stupid, laughable failure some more!

Don't rage, rage at the rage thread! (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,15166.0.html)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Wriggle on March 21, 2013, 04:32:06 PM
Subscribing~
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Tengukami on March 21, 2013, 04:41:36 PM
You don't need to leave bookmark comments to follow a thread, you know...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: I have no name on March 21, 2013, 04:48:52 PM
You don't need to leave bookmark comments to follow a thread, you know...
I was using the replies feature for a while, then I found Unread which shows every message.  Couple that with the power of Mark All as Read...instead forumwide updates on only what I want to see :3

I died to Magic Butterfly.
On normal.
What is this.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on March 22, 2013, 03:58:02 AM
I don't know why I keep dying to Kanako's first card on normal/hard. You would think I would learn to move over more so I don't get hit by those fat lasers/onbashira.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on March 22, 2013, 05:22:17 PM
I don't know why I keep dying to Kanako's first card on normal/hard. You would think I would learn to move over more so I don't get hit by those fat lasers/onbashira.
Keep calm and tap to the right/left :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on March 22, 2013, 05:33:00 PM
Keep calm and tap to the right/left :V
I know this. I just don't go far enough and get hit by the last one.  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: PMW on March 23, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
>UFO boss rush patch
>Perfect stages 1 and 2
>Died twice at Ichirin even though I can consistently perfect her fight on stage practice
>Perfect Murasa
>Died twice at shou, once at the first spell and the other one at the last spell by a lone slow moving bullet  :V
>Enter byakuren with 4 lives
>LETS GO MANG WE GONNA CLEAR THIS
>game over at 2nd nonspell

wat
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on March 23, 2013, 08:46:02 PM
Had about 10 matches with Aya today in MoF. Managed to capture PWG 8 times but failed Saruta Cross and Storm Day several times. So stupid.  :(

Derp'ish failures and stupidity pretty much defines my Touhou playing these days so i don't get much done but whatever, it's still fun.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: DX7.EP on March 23, 2013, 09:06:17 PM
Played IN Normal w/ Ghost team for a few reasons. It's rare that I actually play the games (being someone who prefers other danmaku STGs), but this was one instance where there was little if any alternative.

Ended up game overing at Tei with large numbers of crappy deaths, a few wasted bombs, and several instances of running into bullets. I think most of it was since I went and played it more like DoDonPachi...very different shooters, yeah, but somehow that happened. To add on to the problem I used an arcade stick, which probably invoked muscle memory from other STGs. Horribly stupid but hilarious run that was.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on March 25, 2013, 11:33:51 PM
Made it to UFO stage 6 today, blew the run by dying on Byakuren's first non and game overing on Recitation because the first non death left me with no resources for it.  4 hours later I've made it past stage 2 once and past stage 1 a small handful of times.  What's a consistency and how do I become one?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zil on March 25, 2013, 11:55:23 PM
Stop restarting.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on March 26, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Ancient Japanese Secret.

The practice mode. Use it. Play the patterns. Develop skill. Learn how to dodge the patters. Bomb the patterns you are unable to learn. You have nothing to complain about with that miniscule amount of time you have in this game.

Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on March 26, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Stop restarting.
Done.  Now I'm more consistent, but I'm just consistently game overing on stage 2.

Ancient Japanese Secret.

The practice mode. Use it. Play the patterns. Develop skill. Learn how to dodge the patters. Bomb the patterns you are unable to learn. You have nothing to complain about with that miniscule amount of time you have in this game.
Bosses are not really the problem for me aside from Shou/Byaku who are brick walls.  And the bricks are made of steel.  Getting there with good resources would do it, but mistakes with UFO summons really fuck me up and spiral me into either chaindeaths or rainbow summons (fuckin blues man), setting me back several lives.  Pretty much every time a UFO isn't up where I have it planned I'll die 1-3 times trying to summon and break one.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on March 26, 2013, 08:47:44 AM
Can't help you much with that since i never bothered making a UFO route. Really, just pick up the reds that come near your vicinity and if you get in a situation with static blue and green ufos, spawn a rainbow one. You are playing SanaeB so dropping a bomb somewhere to collect UFO's is also an idea.

Also, you are lying if you say that the bosses aren't at least part of the problem if you can't even get to Shou and Byakuren consistently.
You will have to develop some consistency on stages 1-4 so that you don't mess up your entire run by failing at things you supposedly don't have a problem with.
And practicing Shou and Byakuren so that you at least have an approach to the attacks when you face them without bombs is a good idea.

Also. If UFO's fly out of your reach, don't try suicidal things to grab them. Wait for them to come back down for you again or let them leave. It's not worth it to die to summon a single red UFO.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on March 26, 2013, 09:18:13 PM
Flunked TD LNB by dying to Soga's spell, on Stage 3 streaming and then of course. The Seiga performance. Really proud of that. 3 deaths on Tongling and 1 death on first non. Great stuff. Seiga, you are not fun. You are just annoying.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sakurei on April 09, 2013, 05:40:49 PM
okay, so this is what I am trying to do: no focus, no charge no bomb with komachi, which translates to "clear the game with your unfocused dodging ability"

komach is a great character for this challenge because if you clear, if you clear because of your dodging abilites, not because you lucked out and killed an enemy early (like it'd likely be the case with a few other character). I've done a couple runs by now (like 10-15) and this is definitely doable and balls hard, but on the other hand, it's one of the most fun challenges I have taken up upon - I'd say this is on par with the PoFV 90 fps challenge and chiyuri PoDD.
one thing I noticed while playing is that chaining becomes fucking difficult if I have to chase the fairies, so scoring is getting really difficult, since I will basically always have 0 for spell bonus at the end of every stage. I haven't managed to get 50m even once (which is what I believe to be the minimum amount of lives to clear, since first rounds from marisa onwards are auto-losses).

now all that said, I have done a couple credits now (like 10-15) and have been derping around in a lot of them. the last run at me dying at the 00:59 mark in the first yuka round, reimu kicked my ass similarly. I think the only way to make this game any harder to clear is if I played mystia or youmu because they're so fast. even with komachi's slow ass speed I overshoot so many times.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on April 09, 2013, 06:16:28 PM
Welp, I lost three lives to Nue's Green UFOs. I can't really blame anything but myself for that.
Been playing some PoFV on hard with Mystia. I've gotten a lot better, save for Medicine. Lost too many times to count. Shiki is annoying, but she's the last boss so I'm not as peeved.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Elysia on April 10, 2013, 07:03:13 AM
Returning from a hiatus of about a week, and dying in just about the stupidest ways imaginable.

Attempting to time out Yuyuko's last attack again? Let's die to the last nonspell, the streaming one. TWICE.

Attempting to perfect Megumi again? Let's die by falling outside of the bubble in her FIRST SPELLCARD. How does that even happen. (For those who haven't played Marine Benefit, this is almost as embarrassing as the one above.)

Oh hey I finally timed something out -dies at 0 second mark- ...fuck you.

-bomb lingers into a spellcard and clears out some opening bullets- Oh hey, wouldn't it be funny if I then proceeded to time out the rest of the card? No, I did exactly that, and it wasn't.

At least I finally have SOMETHING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA8XOEvSpKg) to speak of, but seriously, failure after failure after failure is just really grating.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zetzumarshen on April 13, 2013, 10:48:26 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20195246/cap/PCB/sad%20days.jpg)
1,401m + 14M  > 1,412M
Saddest day.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Star King on April 13, 2013, 05:32:57 PM
^Wow. That must feel awful.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on April 14, 2013, 05:43:40 AM
Wow...just wow. I can't believe I failed this hard. OK, So I did a run of SA (normal) with Marisa A and ended up getting to Okuu with 8 spare lives. I cleared it, but I only had 2 spare lives at the end. I don't know how I failed that hard at Okuu, but I got the clear so...yay? I should probably practice her more.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Makedounia on April 14, 2013, 09:51:10 AM
I played some EoSD on normal. I lost a life at Rumia... Yeah....
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on April 15, 2013, 08:53:05 PM
I tried IN with Alice solo. Game over. Normal mode.

I got a glorious 3cc of PCB Lunatic, bombing everything and dying when I had no bombs left. And that's my very best run in several months of attempts/practice.

 :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Validon98 on April 15, 2013, 09:22:27 PM
So, I tried that Danmakufu ph3 game Fairies of Sorcery. On my second attempt, I made it to the last spell, wasted almost all of my remaining bombs, and then tried to Burst. I somehow forget that that doesn't clear bullets in the last spell. Upon attempting to "death-Burst," I died, because Bursts don't make you invincible.
 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Seppo Hovi on April 16, 2013, 01:12:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4JqoYYU.png)

Two failed cards, deathbomb on stage 6B opener.

No sleep, no eating. Let's go grinding.

-

Hours later, best standing is now at 1.713B, with 8/0 clear and downhill starting from Reisen's final noncard. (I also had a run that was ahead of AM up to the third last spell, but then the nerves took the better of me and I failed both the fourth and the third last spells, finishing with 1.5xB score.) I'll need some refreshment now. I'll get back to it tomorrow.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Ikari on April 16, 2013, 01:22:05 PM
My touhou skills have gone completely bad lately. I have a terribly hard time 1CCing any game on easy, now. Help.

On the other hand, someone gave me a completed SA save file so I could play the extra stage a long time ago. After 30 tries and many many many deaths, I decided "Nyeh, I'll use Cheat Engine to at LEAST reach Koishi".

I... I stopped counting my deaths once it reached three digits. The only spellcard I didn't die 5-10 times on was Embers of Love. (Who is, strangely, easy.)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Limian on April 16, 2013, 01:52:54 PM
My touhou skills have gone completely bad lately. I have a terribly hard time 1CCing any game on easy, now. Help.

On the other hand, someone gave me a completed SA save file so I could play the extra stage a long time ago. After 30 tries and many many many deaths, I decided "Nyeh, I'll use Cheat Engine to at LEAST reach Koishi".

I... I stopped counting my deaths once it reached three digits. The only spellcard I didn't die 5-10 times on was Embers of Love. (Who is, strangely, easy.)
Your skills immediately go down the drain once you remove any sort of pressure from the game. It's why I've perfected some bosses in actual runs that I've never perfected in stage practice (like Seiga on hard the other day). It's also why overconfidence can destroy good runs (said run ended up with me dying three times on Futo and game overing to Miko's 3rd).

Use a cheat engine to see the cards if you want, but if you want to perform well, you just have to simply muscle your way through the stage (SA's extend system is shitty for extra stages, admittedly).

Oh yeah, that TD hard run would have been a great story for the rage thread, but this thread is a suitable substitute I guess.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Maths ~Angelic Version~ on April 17, 2013, 09:09:59 PM
Let's play Mythical Mirror on Easy! (because Normal is too hard  :V)
*dies to random green pellet in the stage portion because it totally blended in with the background*
*dies to Marisa's opener*
*dies to Marisa's first Spell Card*
*dies to Marisa's second Spell Card*
*messes up the streaming of Meimei's opener, dies*
*dies to Meimei's Non-Directional Laser because she moved*
Hopefully I wouldn't be playing the official games this badly, but I don't feel like playing more now.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Ikari on April 18, 2013, 04:19:25 AM
Mythical Mirror

There's your entire problem.  :derp:

That game destroyed me both game-wise and psychologically.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: The Noodles Guy on April 19, 2013, 02:26:11 PM
Agh, I remember the first time I played PCB on easy. Stage 4 was really long and I died about 3 times. Reached Youmu and she took out all my lives.

And IN on Easy with Border Team. Had to use a continue with Reisen.

In Easy UFO I cannot get past Murasa. Sorry, UFO is a really hard game. Lost two lives with Ichirin and the rest with Murasa.

But the hardest one was SA... Parsee's midboss spell took one of my lives, and i screwed it with Yuugi.

I just can 1CC MoF, EoSD and TD on easy :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chum on April 21, 2013, 06:12:12 PM
1 Miss, no bomb EoSD Stage 6.

Miss was on Vampire Illusion. The tragic part? I didn't get walled, in fact the squeeze should have been easy, but it wasn't in the hands of this useless player.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on April 21, 2013, 06:29:20 PM
Better than random YDL deaths! Though equally stupid. I'm getting close to over 999 Eternal Meek attempts on the spell card record. I'm guessing it doesn't go up to the thousands but someone in the know is free to correct me.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: commandercool on April 21, 2013, 06:50:26 PM
Tried to play Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil earlier after not touching it for six months or so and found that modern Touhou has completely destroyed all of the skills needed to succeed in it. Out of maybe a dozen stage four runs I think I died on Koakuma every single time. I know the bubbles are different, yet they got me every single time. I've also been having terrible problems with Meiling because it's now physically uncomfortable for me to look right at my hitbox for intense micrododging. My line of sight drifts up several inches no matter how much I try to avoid it and I get killed by random shards at weird angles over and over. Maybe if I bombspammed nearly everything in the second half of stage three and all of stage four I would be okay, but I keep thinking "I know how to do this, I don't need to bomb"...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on April 21, 2013, 06:54:16 PM
It's a combination of lack of hitbox and, well, bubble hitboxes, I'd say. Nothing a good getting used to won't fix.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chum on April 21, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
If only everyone's first Touhou game was EoSD.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: commandercool on April 21, 2013, 07:23:22 PM
It's a combination of lack of hitbox and, well, bubble hitboxes, I'd say. Nothing a good getting used to won't fix.

I installed a player hitbox mod eventually and it didn't really help. I know where Reimu's hitbox is I guess. It's everything else that gets me. And more than that is the way all of the other games have trained my eyes to look for gaps in patterns, which EOSD isn't really heavy on. It's all "Here's bullets in your face, don't get hit by the bullets" and I'm still stuck on PCB mode thinking there will be some kind of technique to getting out of everything aside from dodging a lot.

If only everyone's first Touhou game was EoSD.

I believe it was the first one I played, but certainly not what I did most of my learning on. Getting back to it will probably be good for my game if it doesn't overwrite my reading skills with dodging skills. 
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on April 21, 2013, 07:35:21 PM
I THINK I had some sort of "reading shifts" when I was a new player as well. It goes away eventually, because you'll be less reliant on memorization, maybe? Speculation-ho.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sakurei on April 22, 2013, 03:24:46 AM
I tried NBNT on TD because I was watching TD stream and thought "eh, why not"

I was retarded all over the place. things I died to: Kogasa's spellcard in stage 3, spam section after midboss seiga in stage 4, part before futo on stage 5, rising sun in stage 6 and TWICE on chaotic dance. I also timed out yongling yoshika and her last spellcard somehow. that was pretty funny

I could live with stage 4 and 5 deaths. the rest as super retarded. I am pretty sure I'd have cleared had I not been completely retarded on chaotic dance. when I went into stage 6 with 2 extra lives, I thought I could 1cc.

the worst part? I was at 14/15 too. fucking disappointed in myself. that miko shouldn't have happened.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: LadyScarlet on April 22, 2013, 03:31:04 AM
Did a perfect run of PCB Alice.
Then I died twice to Eerily Luminous Shanghai Dolls.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on April 22, 2013, 09:46:00 PM
bubble hitboxes
I ought to look into changing the image to one that matches the hitbox.  I have no idea how this sort of thing is done, but I enjoy the game enough that I should try to get motivated to figure it out.
Quote
Nothing a good getting used to won't fix.
Many, many times did Devil's Recitation destroy me.  Then I had an epiphany: 'this isn't EoSD'.  Suddenly, it was doable.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: commandercool on April 24, 2013, 01:07:28 AM
I ought to look into changing the image to one that matches the hitbox.  I have no idea how this sort of thing is done, but I enjoy the game enough that I should try to get motivated to figure it out.

I'd be up for that.

Many, many times did Devil's Recitation destroy me.  Then I had an epiphany: 'this isn't EoSD'.  Suddenly, it was doable.

I'm having exactly the opposite experience. At this point I think Koa's killed me more times in three days than Devil's Recitation has ever. :derp:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zil on April 24, 2013, 01:21:09 AM
I ought to look into changing the image to one that matches the hitbox.  I have no idea how this sort of thing is done, but I enjoy the game enough that I should try to get motivated to figure it out.
I kind of had a similar thought once. Wondering what it would be like to completely disable Aya's EX attacks in PoFV. (And maybe Medi's as well.) It couldn't be -that- hard to do...

In fact, it needs to happen. Before I die, that patch will be made.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Silent Harmony on April 24, 2013, 06:49:27 AM
Just got DS.

47 photos just to clear 1-4. No I don't mean clear as in "get the hidden message." I mean clear as in "get 3 photos on a level 1 stage!"

Worst player. :(
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on April 24, 2013, 08:16:44 AM
Enter full EoSD Reimu A run after god knows how long!

Death to Meiling's final again, meh, okay (1). That wave was admittedly kind of ridiculous.
Death to books (2). Walled in the corner. Okay.
Random death to the second part of the stage portion (3). ...not okay but okay.
Perfect Patchouli. Cool.
Okay, wall portion of S5... oh, I got through! That's coo-oh no wait stupidest death ever oh my god (4) (I literally bumped into the very edge of a wall for no reason)
Death to Killing Doll (5). Fair enough.
Death to Meek at the very last second (6)? Boo.
Death to Meister (7)? That was really bad play, though.
Another death to Meister [8]. Holy carp.
Aaaand bumped into a spawned bullet at the very first wave of Scarlet Gensokyo ⑨. Game Over.

Sorry, I just flipped my table.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on April 24, 2013, 08:16:48 PM
I got to Koishi's last card again (finally) just to die before it was even half-way done.  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on April 24, 2013, 09:48:52 PM
Wondering what it would be like to completely disable Aya's EX attacks in PoFV.
Looks like somebody's been climbing the walls, having himself a ricochet-fest.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zil on April 24, 2013, 09:54:52 PM
Oh, that's a lot of fun, when you're fighting her. I mean to disable them while playing as her, so the fights last as long as they're supposed to, and you get to dodge the fastest bullets since PoDD.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on April 25, 2013, 12:36:35 AM
Ah.

That would certainly help, although I'd think you'd end up disabling ex-attacks for both sides... unless the programming is silly, which I suppose it could be.

The ideal solution would be to make the AI invincible except at exact times (set for each combination of stage + deaths on that stage), and then have it seek out and hit the nearest bullet (or at least have it behave like in extra mode and not give a crap) until it reduces its life to the desired level (say 3 orbs then half an orb then zero* orbs).  Seems like this would have been relatively simple to code into the game - it could have been an additional "score mode", which would have eliminated the vast majority of the randomness that affects score - but I haven't the foggiest about how doable (or reasonably doable) this would be as a patch.
*of course, first round Eiki should never die. that way, the theoretical scoring potential can be infinite!
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zil on April 25, 2013, 01:02:15 AM
I think it might be possible to disable them for Aya specifically. (Not that I really now anything about how things would be coded.) My assumption is that is has to keep an idea of what kind of bullet to create for each character when they send one of those snowflake things over. So the info for Aya's specific bullet must be written somewhere, and could presumably just be changed to nothing, or have its parameters changed so it, say, moves really slowly, or has a microscopic hitbox, or none at all. So the snowflakes would still fly, but what comes out of them would be different.

Though making the AI invincible is a nice idea. Probably much harder to do though, yeah. I've wondered why ZUN didn't just make it that way to begin with, and I guess it's to make it seem like you're actually "fighting" the AI, rather than just surviving. It would have been nice.

And now I'm just sitting here wondering, if I had the know-how, what kind of madness I could mod into the game. A man can dream...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on April 25, 2013, 03:33:49 AM
I think it might be possible to disable them for Aya specifically. (Not that I really now anything about how things would be coded.) My assumption is that is has to keep an idea of what kind of bullet to create for each character when they send one of those snowflake things over. So the info for Aya's specific bullet must be written somewhere, and could presumably just be changed to nothing, or have its parameters changed so it, say, moves really slowly, or has a microscopic hitbox, or none at all. So the snowflakes would still fly, but what comes out of them would be different.
!

You could do that for each character!  16 patches, each one disabling one character's unique bullets.  Similar result as the invincibility plan, but with (seemingly) much less effort.

I would so be willing to have ten gigs of PoFV folders for all of those patches.  PoFV, Eiki edition... PoFV, Yuuka edition...... I'm getting tingly just thinking about it.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zil on April 25, 2013, 12:57:52 PM
Indeed. Another cool thing I can think of would be making Merlin and Lunasa playable in story mode. Maybe just sort of stick them into Lyrica's story, maybe have them fight each other in stage 6 instead of Youmu. Or anything really.

I really should look into this. Maybe ask Drake what kind of stuff was involved in making the boss rush thing in UFO. If this is the kind of thing I can just study on my own, it would make a nice project to work on over the summer.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on April 26, 2013, 12:37:41 AM
So I was playing through SA on hard and missed the first life piece Yuugi drops, like you do, and game over to Satori's last card one life piece away from an extra life. OK that was pretty dumb. Then today I proceed to do it again.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Elysia on April 26, 2013, 01:24:25 AM
Absolutely sucking up a storm at Marine Benefit today. I managed to die to Konoha and Naruko in the same run, then cap it off by getting clipped by the BoWaP fairy in stage 3. Okay, failing that, let's play Extra instead. And let's die to Otohime's second spellcard while not playing Marisa, because that's just completely pathetic and a perfect clincher to today's suck. Ooh, or maybe it was dying to the card I'm trying to time out in the first ten seconds of it? Yeah, might have been that too.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Bang Jan on April 29, 2013, 06:50:45 PM
I died twice to Ichirin's opener.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kosachi on April 29, 2013, 09:08:57 PM
I was playing through IN Extra. I was doing fairly well as I went into Fujiyama Volcano with four lives and two bombs. It cost me four lives and six bombs to make it through. I then proceeded to fail at Hourai Doll.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: commandercool on April 29, 2013, 11:57:24 PM
I've been writing a paper for the past couple of days and attempting EoSD runs every few paragraphs or so to break it up. They haven't been terribly successful because I've been distracted, but the last one took the failure cake. Stage three with ReimuB, rammed right into a fairy shortly before the midboss. Figured I would finish the stage just to practice Meiling's last two attacks, then proceeded to bodyslam two more fairies in rapid succession. The fairies didn't even need any bullets to kill me. Three lives down before the midboss. Decided to quit at that point.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on April 30, 2013, 04:20:19 AM
Never trust the bullets will go away quickly. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4cOeldkCLo) It will only end in tears.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Elysia on April 30, 2013, 05:39:32 AM
I died to Mugetsu's last phase. :fail:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on May 01, 2013, 04:38:20 PM
I failed a NMNB EoSD Lunatic Stage 6 to YDL.

Never thought that'd happen a second time after so long.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on May 01, 2013, 08:55:44 PM
Captured all Patchy's attacks on EoSD extra, lost all lifes on Maze of Love  :fail:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on May 10, 2013, 05:03:56 PM
Playing IN with Ghost Team, died three times at stage ONE. All three times by ramming fairies at the top of the screen. This is what happens when you aren't really sure what the heck are you doing yourself :V

Edit: Seems one of them was at stage 2, since you can't get an extend before that. Well, the cause is still the same - reckless flying :)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on May 11, 2013, 10:47:27 AM
I don't remember the last time I had that much fun with a shooter.

That's what happens when you burn half an hour trying all sorts of sections of GFW's extra stage without ice.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Limian on May 12, 2013, 12:07:10 PM
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=28230 (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=28230)

I managed to die twice on the stage portion, perfect Koishi up until Genetics and then die twice each on Philo and Subterranean Rose. The last death was a double kill too. :V
I found it more funny than frustrating, though. I'm actually pretty glad I'm improving on this.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on May 14, 2013, 05:38:58 AM
A while ago, I was trying to beat EoSD Normal with MarisaA. Made it to Remi, then flew into a bubble. From behind.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on May 15, 2013, 10:03:14 PM
I died to Perfect Freeze. Twice in two runs. In Hard Mode. Oh, the good old ramming-stationary-bullets !
Also died to Patchouli's opener, perfected the rest of the fight and ate a giant bubble at the last second of Emerald Megalith (seriously, this one was going fast  :V ).
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sakurei on May 17, 2013, 08:12:13 PM
I don't know how many people will look at me with weird eyes for this, but I am sure at least 2-3 people will understand.

I was playing PoDD with chiyuri as usual (under finding out that ellen is near unplayable if you aren't used to her, so I will have to look into her a bit before doing something serious) and the run went nicely. up to yumemi, I only died once to chiyuri. died to yumemi in the first round as it's supposed to be and won in the second. now, the problem?

I still had 2 lives, was playing generally well and lost a PB because I hadn't been paying attention to yumemi's health. her dying early was one of the reasons I didn't notice, but damn. that run had potential for 85m had I used one more life, I believe. maybe a little less. 90 million sounds nice for now, to be honest. I will like I can do it if I play well like today and less passive against chiyuri and yumemi. ? few level 2s for them will probably make hell go lose, but should also boost my score just fine.
well, maybe once I can beat all the other characters well enough while using the level 2s. reimu and mima are still very difficult and ellen like to play tricks on me with her ex-attack

I am improving at this game, at least. that's something, I guess
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on May 21, 2013, 06:39:20 AM
So I've been into Touhou for a good week now. I was super amped to make it to EoSD stage 6 with two extra lives left, but I got too excitable it seems, because I died from impact with a wisp. That's like, what? Visualizing that actually happening to Marisa is hilarious...ly depressing.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on May 21, 2013, 11:31:31 AM
Lost two Lunatic perfect pacifists to Ichirin's final spell.

Why is this spell so hard to time out?  :V
Oh well, doesn't matter. King Kraken Strike is so much fun to timeout. I don't mind doing it again and again and again!

EDIT:

Okay. Two game overs to Phantasmagoria Trues Standard mode in a row. I remember my first credit on this game way back was a clear with 8 lives in stock. Now I can't even clear it. I dunno why I have become so bad at these games. Oh well. Maybe I can fix that later. DDC please don't suck.  I need something great and motivating to get me back in to the fire!  :3
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: I have no name on May 21, 2013, 04:34:03 PM
Rust/skill decay is pretty annoying, I thought I'd shaken it off with yesterday's performance on practicing stuff but when I went to try the same stuff today I couldn't do any of it :/

There's got to be some way to get back where I was before and not die to every bullet that comes anywhere near where I'm trying to go.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Makedounia on May 21, 2013, 10:39:03 PM
I was playing SA on hard... I lost my first life before Kisume... It was my first time playing this game on hard. Such a stupid death.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: commandercool on May 21, 2013, 11:06:14 PM
Rust/skill decay is pretty annoying, I thought I'd shaken it off with yesterday's performance on practicing stuff but when I went to try the same stuff today I couldn't do any of it :/

There's got to be some way to get back where I was before and not die to every bullet that comes anywhere near where I'm trying to go.

No kidding. I swear if I get busy and don't play for a week I become bullet magnetic. Especially in EoSD. That game is my arch nemesis now. I just want to clear it so I can move on and forget those damn bubbles ever existed, but I'm in a cycle of getting 95% of the way there, having something come up that prevents me from playing for four or five days, and losing half of my progress. Random fairy bullets on stage one leap halfway across the screen to kill poor Reimu. Cirno's opener becomes insurmountable. My memorization of stage four totally vanishes. These are problems that, if I'm going to have them, shouldn't be EoSD specific but they are somehow.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on May 24, 2013, 07:08:56 PM
MoF Hard, Minoriko's "Promise of the Wheat God". Apparently, my reflexes told me that the safest thing to do was to move straight into the laser's way. Obviously, not the best idea.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2013, 10:45:15 PM
Ouch...I did an EoSD lunatic run, and ended stage 3 with only two bombs used in all three stages. Starting with a death on the stage 4 books, I went from 6 lives at the start of stage 4, to 6 lives at the end, to 4 at the end of stage 5, and 2 at the 1cc. >.< And it was shaping up so well too...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on May 25, 2013, 12:42:58 AM
1st try at 1ccing PCB Normal with SakuyaB, having never used that shot type before. I started with the maximum allowed amount of starting lives. Went to Stage 5 with 8 lives(died on Hino Phantasm).

Stage 5-Died twice on midboss Youmu, one with FULL BOMBS. Also died twice on Youmu's second nonspell, once with FULL BOMBS(see where this is going?). Went to Stage 6 with 5 lives.

Stage 6-Died right before midboss Youmu. Died on Yuyuko's first nonspell with FULL BOMBS. Died on Repository of Hirokawa. Died twice on Getting Lost, once on the INITIAL BUBBLE SHOT, both times with 3 bombs. Went to 30% Reflowering with 0 lives and full bombs. 1cced with 0 lives and 2 bombs.

Yeah, I have no idea what happened, but at least I still got the 1cc...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on May 25, 2013, 04:08:27 AM
So... gears can go straight upward.

That was amusing.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Wriggle on May 26, 2013, 03:28:39 AM
Lost a Perfect SA Extra with MarisaB to the 3rd wave of Sub Rose. :V

I've perfected Koishi ~8 times, so I don't really mind. Still, it'd my first perfect with Marisa, who fucking sucks in SA.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Seppo Hovi on May 26, 2013, 06:13:39 AM
I can't see how a shot-type that simplifies several stage portions, good damage from faraway locations when using the fire option and super flexible gameplay with her customizable options.

We can ask nyanko if she thinks that Marisa's movement speed and hitbox make the shot fucking suck. I doubt that she would think so.

Blame the player, not the game. MarisaB is a good shot.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Wriggle on May 26, 2013, 07:26:21 AM
Well, sorry, I should've been specific, I meant for Extra, but I barely play the full modes, so I forgot to specify. I do know that MarisaA has the best scoring potential along with ReimuA, but in this case I meant for casual no-bombs survival, which the Marisas aren't very good for compared to Reimus, at least for me (not counting ReimuA because too strong). And fucking suck was a bad exaggeration of my part. ^^'

And I do suck. :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on May 27, 2013, 08:37:34 AM
I just double KO'd to the third stage's midboss spell.

Funnily enough, it happened so late that it still counted as a capture (the bonus came up just before I got hit by the leftovers). I'd have uploaded, but, y'know, extra credits. :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Garlyle on May 28, 2013, 02:21:49 AM
It's been forever since I played the most recent touhou games

Not quite on topic but it makes me feel like a derp alright:  Where the hell are the replay files and score data for the newer touhou games?  I legitimately can't remember where they're stored and kind of need to access them and feel like a moron because I can't remember ):
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on May 28, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
It's been forever since I played the most recent touhou games

Not quite on topic but it makes me feel like a derp alright:  Where the hell are the replay files and score data for the newer touhou games?  I legitimately can't remember where they're stored and kind of need to access them and feel like a moron because I can't remember ):
They're in C:Users*user here*AppDataRoamingShanghaiAlice .
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Garlyle on May 28, 2013, 02:33:33 AM
They're in C:Users*user here*AppDataRoamingShanghaiAlice .
Thank you 8D
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on May 28, 2013, 08:24:28 PM
I lost a contest in shmup incompetence with my boyfriend. Goddammit  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sahgren on May 28, 2013, 10:36:29 PM
I died by running into Nazrin after beating her midboss portion. TD spoiled me into forgetting that midbosses still have hitboxes while they're flying away.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on May 29, 2013, 04:35:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4vJf21EX5M#t=4m06s
WELL THEN
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Extra Pocky on June 03, 2013, 01:03:04 AM
In UFO I got to Murasa with all lives intact.

Lost them all to the anchor
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: The Letter J on June 03, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
I had made it to stage 4 of PCB as Reimu on normal difficulty. My run was bad enough as it was -- I was on my last life after several stupid mistakes throughout the stage. I come to Lunasa Prismriver, use up my remaining bombs on her first nonspell, and then when her second non comes around, I dodge past a wave of bullets, and then immediately fly across the screen and cream myself against the bullets I had just dodged.

I wasn't in any danger anymore. I wasn't trying to dodge anything when I did this. I was just like

whoops i think i accidentally dodged some bullets

better go back and get em :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on June 04, 2013, 03:26:07 AM
I wasn't in any danger anymore. I wasn't trying to dodge anything when I did this. I was just like

whoops i think i accidentally dodged some bullets

better go back and get em :V
I do this all the time. It's like after the pinpoint weaving through a wave, I unfocus and suddenly I'm SANIC
My latest attempt to 1cc EoSD Normal was so close. I was on Eternal Meek all like 'Wow I'm actually dodging this' then I timed it out and was wondering, "hey, isn't there supposed to be an extend--OH SHIT"
Whether that last life would have been enough, I'll never know. But I lost to Red Magic, so you know. That's as close as it gets.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TrueShadow on June 05, 2013, 06:17:37 PM
Got Wriggle Kick'd for the very first time  :V, and after countless attempts at IN Stage 1 at that
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on June 05, 2013, 07:35:43 PM
So I played DDC with Marisa-B no-bombs for this week's tournament.
And couldn't even clear in normal mode.  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on June 07, 2013, 03:39:33 AM
Just played UFO for the first time. I captured all but one of Murasa's spells, then died twice on Sinker Ghost because I wasn't paying attention. I ended up game overed to Shou's first nonspell, because I decided to go STRAIGHT into a curvy lazor.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on June 08, 2013, 11:42:29 PM
I guess this might as well go here because I seriously have no idea what I was doing.

Lost NMNB Remilia by dying twice to Scarlet Gensokyo. I have no idea why I made some of those decisions on that spell. Apparently my body wasn't ready for NMNB yet or maybe Remilia's destiny manipulation just kicked in and said nope :V

Oh well, it was a satisfying run still considering I sometimes die 5 times to this loli.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on June 09, 2013, 09:13:53 AM
I guess this might as well go here because I seriously have no idea what I was doing.

Lost NMNB Remilia by dying twice to Scarlet Gensokyo. I have no idea why I made some of those decisions on that spell. Apparently my body wasn't ready for NMNB yet or maybe Remilia's destiny manipulation just kicked in and said nope :V

Oh well, it was a satisfying run still considering I sometimes die 5 times to this loli.
Look on the bright side - you've been spared from losing your first near-NMNB to the very last wave.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TrueShadow on June 09, 2013, 05:45:55 PM
UFO, Stage 4 midboss

Okay, I can do this! I see the gap in the barrage and I will come ALIV- *collides with random fairy* FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: PMW on June 09, 2013, 08:50:46 PM
Tried Marine Benefit LNB due to Malky's recent LNB clear. Gameovered at Mikoto's 2nd to last spell. Silly deaths which include:

-1 Miss stage 2 with death at RAINBOW WORMS nonspell
-1 Miss stage 3 with death at first boss nonspell (???????????????)
-Death at 2nd death fairy in stage 4, even though I already have a set path through it and capture it 100% of the time
-Failed Supergrazing the death fairy at stage 5
-Death(s) at stage 5 midboss spell. (???????????????????????????)
-2 Miss Megumi, both deaths were at last spell, even though my capture rate is about 100% at ths point normally
-RAM MIDBOSS MEGUMI IN STAGE 6
-Amazing captures of the 1st, 2nd and 4th nonspells, only to die at all the easy stuff like the first spell, 3rd nonspell and 4th Reimu spell (??????????????)

I could really easily get this LNB, just need to actually dodge the bullets.

brb doing perfect stage 6 attempts again
  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on June 13, 2013, 12:45:36 AM
I died twice on Byakuren's second spell(I CANNOT remember what it's called). The first time, the first laser caught me before I noticed, and the second time, I was clipped by a butterfly. With full bombs. At least I still got the 1cc.

Oh right, this was UFO Normal with ReimuA. Should have remembered to say that first.

EDIT: Well, I died by crashing into a fairy bullet from UFO Normal's Stage 1 opener. That was just really stupid.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TrueShadow on June 15, 2013, 03:39:28 PM
Died from Alice's "Scarlet Sign: Red Haired Dutch Dolls" on PCB normal. I myself wondered how I could screw up such an easy card...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MewMewHeart on June 15, 2013, 03:44:18 PM
Hai I played Ten Desires and died by Seiga's spellcards due to randomly deciding to face plant into a bullet not once BUT TWICE. I feel so smart right now! *cough*  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TrueShadow on June 17, 2013, 09:04:17 AM
Tried MoF again today. Was a pretty good run, didn't lose a single life until I got caught off-guard by Monster Cucumber. Then I managed to not die at all all the way through Stage 4 (quite an accomplishment as I usually game over here). Nice. Then I died 4 times to Aya....And got finished off by Sanae.

At least on the second credit I managed to capture Gray Thaumaturgy for the first time (I HATE THIS CARD), but I died twice to Wonder "Daytime Guest Star" because of hitbox miscalculation >_<. Kanako didn't give me too much trouble this run, and I didn't game over to Gods' Bullcrap Porridge for the first time :V. Misayama is evil, but I got through by bombing. And game over'd to Miracle of Otensui. At least that's much better than my previous runs.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: LadyScarlet on June 18, 2013, 02:15:16 AM
See, kids, this is what happens (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=28851) when you attempt to take on the easiest Touhou final boss after a long hiatus. :getdown:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TrueShadow on June 18, 2013, 02:23:07 PM
UFO Normal
-> Perfected Stage 1
-> Derpd a few times in Stage 2, but collected as many lives as I can
-> Entered Stage 3 with 5 lives
-> Died 4 times to Ichirin

Wut? Also, damnit "Heavenly Sandbag". Unzan, STOP COVERING THE BULLETS WITH YOUR FIST!!!
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Seppo Hovi on June 18, 2013, 02:43:39 PM
See, kids, this is what happens (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=28851) when you attempt to take on the easiest Touhou final boss after a long hiatus. :getdown:
Kaguya is quite terrifying final boss for Normal, as far as I can tell.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Karisa on June 22, 2013, 07:18:09 AM
Playing DDC Normal SakuyaB... Wow, 212 million by Kagerou? That's 262m as long as I capture everything! ...wait, I died to Kagerou's 2nd yet again. And I thought I was finally reasonably consistent at the Normal version of that card by now. (Finished with 129k PIV though, due to spending the 3 extra bombs on Kagerou's 2nd.)

Several hours later... Not particularly good stage 1 and 2, so I took a risk by using up one more bomb than usual on Sekibanki's final, for 114k PIV going into stage 3. Stage 3 was surprisingly good despite the missing bomb (which usually results in a game over), 209 million at Kagerou... captured everything this time... oh look, 259m. Not what I was hoping for, and I'm definitely not satisfied with the earlier stages, but it's higher than my previous record. Time to submit this to Royalflare... wait, where's the replay? Did I somehow forget to save it? It seems I did. First time that's happened in a long time...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: snowflakepixie on June 22, 2013, 05:56:17 PM
In I believe Phantasmagoria of Flower View, I kept losing to Cirno (at least 3 times) but defeated Reimu fairly easily on my first try.  :V Is it supposed to be like that? I really don't think so.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Jmyster on June 22, 2013, 06:10:54 PM
Ha, reminds me. First time I played PoFV I got my ass handed to me by THE LAW when I played Reimu.

I then switched to Cirno on a whim and proceeded to beat the game flawlessly. THE STRONGEST  :yukkuri:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zork787 on June 23, 2013, 06:59:06 PM
DDC Marisa A on normal, havin a pretty good run fo rteh most part, then I Die to Sekibanki's 2nd Spell Card Twice and then once to her last Card, which I then proceed to perfect Stage 3 :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on June 24, 2013, 04:38:41 AM
...Went from 6 lives going into Stage 6 UFO Normal with MarisaB to a game over on Air Scroll. Died TWICE to Byakuren's second spell. I also died from a bullet hidden in a life piece. That takes skills.

...This was after capping almost all of Shou's spells.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: KuroArashi100 on June 25, 2013, 07:39:21 PM
I wanted to unlock Eirin's Last Word.
*Throws self at Apollo 13 Hard 98 times using mostly sweetspot getting nowhere close doing it the normal way*
The 99th time I decided that I was going to do it the normal way, and die to it. (Sometimes I do weird things like that.)
And then I captured it without any incredible amount of effort.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
For my current skill level, it is a pretty large achievement, but it still feels like a loss...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on June 27, 2013, 06:28:11 PM
>Trying to score on TD normal
>Entering stage 6 with 2 lives, TD is easy even on normal so let's do it!
>Died to Miko's laser of 17 articles
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on June 29, 2013, 01:57:43 PM
THIS IS THE REASON WHY I HATE TEN DESIRES. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC7V-npfQU&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on July 01, 2013, 01:46:45 AM
NNB run of MPP, 2 miss stage 3, 1 miss 4m, 1 miss 5... 6 miss stage 6, game over on final.  Oops  :derp:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nindella on July 04, 2013, 10:25:01 PM
8th 2MNB now  :ohdear: (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=29115)


Would anyone like to place bets on how many 2MNBs I'll manage before I finally achieve a 1MNB or NMNB?  :derp:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 04, 2013, 10:43:37 PM
Would anyone like to place bets on how many 2MNBs I'll manage before I finally achieve a 1MNB or NMNB?  :derp:

1.32兆
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: RegretDesi on July 05, 2013, 09:57:49 AM
I wonder what this stationary mini-sun tastes like? *pichuu~n*
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Silent Harmony on July 11, 2013, 05:33:41 AM
Download Phantasmagoria Trues.

Die to Aya twice on Standard.

Seriously you have to try to be this bad.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: チソウ タイゼン on July 12, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
So I'm trying to get back into Touhou after a long-ass hiatus, right?

Bad idea. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=29232)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zork787 on July 12, 2013, 01:54:37 AM
Koishi in SA, nuf said
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on July 12, 2013, 03:49:56 AM
THIS IS THE REASON WHY I HATE TEN DESIRES. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC7V-npfQU&feature=youtu.be)
Beautiful fail. The best part is when you go into trance and Marisa is just sitting there in stunned silence.

Oh also, if Youmu's opening nonspell was a spellcard, I would have like 0/1mil captures/tries. Yes I bomb it all three times it appears. Hey, the rest of the game is easy...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on July 12, 2013, 02:00:24 PM
Oh also, if Youmu's opening nonspell was a spellcard, I would have like 0/1mil captures/tries. Yes I bomb it all three times it appears. Hey, the rest of the game is easy...

Funny thing to note is that it barely changes between difficulties. So it's pretty hard on Easy, but when you get to Hard, you'll go "why didn't this change since Normal?"
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 12, 2013, 05:03:09 PM
I lost a Ten Desires Lunatic No-miss clear by sticking my head to far up into Miko's skirt trying to shotgun her final spellcard :V

Not that i would mind 'shotgunning' Miko's nether regions but seriously, what a way to lose a No-miss run.  :V

In a game you have barely played but it doesn't really matter because it shoves so many resources down your throat that it doesn't really matter. I guess a 1-miss run is acceptable given the derpish nature of the run. Seriously this game is such a fucking joke.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MewMewHeart on July 12, 2013, 09:11:51 PM
So I tried to play TH 06 and thought "DUR I HAZ TRUNCE MODZ."

-Epic fail on Perfect Freeze on Normal Mode-

My brain: DOOD DIS IZN'T TUN DESIRZ!

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMTE8qnJ7h8)

Long story short: Next time stick with the game you're trying to 1CC instead.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Failure McFailFace on July 13, 2013, 03:55:56 AM
Playing EoSD on Normal a few minutes ago, lost a life on Cirno. With bombs in stock.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Lavalake on July 13, 2013, 03:59:28 AM
I was playing MoF on normal with Reimu A.
I get to stage 4, and I run into almost every bullet that comes from the very first enemies of the stage.
Then I died, and bombed 3 times to the midboss.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on July 13, 2013, 06:53:22 AM
Playing EoSD on Normal a few minutes ago, lost a life on Cirno. With bombs in stock.
That's okay. I think it'd be a bigger fail if you had used up your bombs before reaching Cirno...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Tsym on July 13, 2013, 07:40:08 AM
The best attempt at UFO Lunatic No Red UFOs (http://www.replays.gensokyo.org/replays/th12/th12_udTm17.rpy). So I'm trying to improve on my previous attempt for Minogame's Challenge, and then I get this beauty. Deaths to Dipper Creeping Close and something in stage 5 I think (it was a dumb death). Then I get to Byakuren with 3 lives and 4 bombs. Easy clear right? Deaths to Magic Butterfly, circling non (2 bombs in stock), Devil's Recitation (still 2 bombs in stock), and finally a photo finish death right as Byakuren is exploding for a perfect double KO.

I find this more hilarious than rage-worthy for some reason.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on July 13, 2013, 09:30:43 AM
Somehow I had a perfect run of the first three stages of UFO Normal, having used no bombs and having 7 lives.
Then my brain died and I forgot everything about Stage 4 pre-boss and died twice whilst failing everything UFO-wise. I was so clouded by rage at this point that I forgot to move out of the way of Murasa's opening anchor. Things only went downhill from there. I beat her with 1 life to spare, 2 if you count the extend I got afterward.
I ended up game-overing to Shou's opening laser. Uh.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 12:52:26 PM
...and Marisa is just sitting there in stunned silence.
Cool story bro. Can you tell another?
If you were at my room at the time that would be quite creepy you would have seen that it was anything BUT silent.

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I lost a Ten Desires Lunatic No-miss clear by sticking my head to far up into Miko's skirt trying to shotgun her final spellcard :V

Not that i would mind 'shotgunning' Miko's nether regions but seriously, what a way to lose a No-miss run.  :V

Jesus, man, don't complain that you lost a 1LC. Most people can't even finish this game and you are complaining on how you didn't finish it without losing lives, it makes me feel worse than I already am at this game  :V Okay I'm not that bad but I could be miles better
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 13, 2013, 02:35:09 PM
If you were at my room at the time that would be quite creepy you would have seen that it was anything BUT silent.

Please don't tell me you got angry over something like that. It's only a minute into the game and you can easily just restart without losing anything. Avoiding the enemies spawning on you is not very difficult, just be more careful about when you go PoC next time.

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Jesus, man, don't complain that you lost a 1LC. Most people can't even finish this game and you are complaining on how you didn't finish it without losing lives, it makes me feel worse than I already am at this game  :V Okay I'm not that bad but I could be miles better

I'm not really complaining since it wouldn't have been that great an accomplishment in any case. I just thought it was a hilariously stupid way to lose a no-miss run. As for your own clearing purposes, don't feel bad. I'm somewhat of an old veteran on these games and even though i have kinda been pretty lax with these games for the last two years, I do have some experience. You'll be able to clear the game sometime if you just keep practicing it and build your skills.

Also, don't hate on games because you make mistakes in them. Take a break with them if they frustrate you but try not to blame the game for something that's basically your own fault.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 03:08:34 PM
Please don't tell me you got angry over something like that. It's only a minute into the game and you can easily just restart without losing anything. Avoiding the enemies spawning on you is not very difficult, just be more careful about when you go PoC next time.
Well I am taking a break from Touhou in general. But don't worry. I already 1cc'd Ten Desires so I see no reason to ever play It again (I don't clear Extra Stages)
Also, if you watch the video more carefuly, you actually see that it really wasn't my fault, the game spawned an enemy inside me just because I decided to go aggressive, and i see no reason why ZUN didn't fiddle around with the programing a little bit to make things like this impossible to happen. I mean, he did it in Imperishable Night, why not this one?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 13, 2013, 06:12:08 PM
Well I am taking a break from Touhou in general. But don't worry. I already 1cc'd Ten Desires so I see no reason to ever play It again (I don't clear Extra Stages)
Also, if you watch the video more carefuly, you actually see that it really wasn't my fault, the game spawned an enemy inside me just because I decided to go aggressive, and i see no reason why ZUN didn't fiddle around with the programing a little bit to make things like this impossible to happen. I mean, he did it in Imperishable Night, why not this one?

- You are taking a break already? Didn't you just start? I have a feeling you won't be staying with us for long but feel free to show me otherwise.
- Why don't you clear extra stages?
- The only thing i can see from that video is that you don't realize how the enemies spawn. Just stay at the lower half of the screen and only move up to PoC when you are certain you can do it without getting killed by enemies spawning.
- Learn from your mistakes. If something like this gets you killed, don't do it. If you need to, memorize when it's safe to be at the top of the screen and when it isn't. It's not that complicated to be honest.
- I dunno what you are talking about with Imperishable Night. I have never really had enemies spawn on me in any game, including this one because i tend to stay away from the top of the screen unless I know what i'm doing.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Wriggle on July 13, 2013, 06:30:16 PM
I mean, he did it in Imperishable Night, why not this one?

- I dunno what you are talking about with Imperishable Night. I have never really had enemies spawn on me in any game, including this one because i tend to stay away from the top of the screen unless I know what i'm doing.

As far as I know, your hitbox only prevents bullet spawning in some patterns, most times (if not all of them) when you obstruct the familiar (given it won't collide with your hitbox), but not enemy spawning.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 06:54:08 PM
- You are taking a break already? Didn't you just start? I have a feeling you won't be staying with us for long but feel free to show me otherwise.
- Why don't you clear extra stages?
- The only thing i can see from that video is that you don't realize how the enemies spawn. Just stay at the lower half of the screen and only move up to PoC when you are certain you can do it without getting killed by enemies spawning.
- Learn from your mistakes. If something like this gets you killed, don't do it. If you need to, memorize when it's safe to be at the top of the screen and when it isn't. It's not that complicated to be honest.
- I dunno what you are talking about with Imperishable Night. I have never really had enemies spawn on me in any game, including this one because i tend to stay away from the top of the screen unless I know what i'm doing.

Depends, if 8 Months of playing Touhou straight is "taking a break already" for you, then yes, i'm leaving already.
Also I don't clear Extra Stages because I honestly feel it's just unnecessary. I really don't have a lot of reason on why I don't play them. And I already learned my mistakes on that part and I don't do that mistake anymore. I was just extremely angry at that moment because, well, I PLAYED THAT STAGE SOMETHING LIKE 7 TIMES AND THIS HAPPENED ON ALL OF MY TRIES. And the worst part of all is that it was really bad luck, I was playing Touhou 13 the day before and it didn't happen on any of my tries that day. This game really doesn't know if it loves or hates me  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on July 13, 2013, 07:03:03 PM
Depends, if 8 Months of playing Touhou straight is "taking a break already" for you, then yes, i'm leaving already.

Hoo boy, I've been there. You'll be back for more before you know it. Again, and again. Trust me 8) And the best part - you WILL be getting better each time. Making a pause may be a nice idea, but don't give up for good just yet!
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
I don't acutually LEAVE communities for good unless I got an extremely good reason for it. (Hence why i don't play COD "professionally" anymore) I am just taking a break from the games. I will still more than likely post in this site, look up Touhou images and that sort of stuff.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Wriggle on July 13, 2013, 07:22:57 PM
Extras are what Touhou's about, just saying. :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MewMewHeart on July 13, 2013, 09:26:08 PM
B-but, I'll never get to an Extra mode with this cuuuuuuuurse!  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on July 14, 2013, 02:22:06 AM
I just got a game over in LLS extra.  I don't even remember the last time that's happened to me...  I died on the streaming before the spawning bullets, died again on the same streaming part trying to line myself up again, died twice on Gengetsu's opener, and then twice on her spammy phase before her final for a total of 6 accidental deaths.  1 or 2 miss (not counting suicides) is my average run, so I swear I must have fallen asleep or something
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on July 14, 2013, 06:20:15 AM
Two things happened in my SA Normal MarisaC 1cc.

-I died on both of Satori's nons. Seriously, what.

-I died on Orin right after Spleen Eater because I ended the spell by shotgunning her skirt and she moved downwards right after...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on July 14, 2013, 06:27:13 PM
I tried to score in EoSD normal (still don't know why, but whatever...).
Game overed to Red Magic.

This was so bad it became funny ; pretty sure I was chuckling when I ran into this last bullet.

I lost a Ten Desires Lunatic No-miss clear by sticking my head to far up into Miko's skirt trying to shotgun her final spellcard :V

Not that i would mind 'shotgunning' Miko's nether regions but seriously, what a way to lose a No-miss run.  :V
Karmic death, uh ?  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 14, 2013, 07:40:32 PM
Karmic death, uh ?  :V

I guess you could say that.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on July 15, 2013, 03:07:14 AM
Tapping is too hard.

I'd like to exchange these bricks for hands, please.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Esper on July 15, 2013, 06:32:32 AM
90FPS creates some sort of euphoric reaction in me that causes me to ram into Daiyousei's midboss nonspell on Lunatic and then capture Cirno's first spellcard on Lunatic.

What the fuck.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on July 16, 2013, 03:46:53 AM
Karisa challenge gave me an excuse to finally play an easy mode, SA Easy to be specific. My first reaction was, wtf stage 6? My first Touhou was EoSD where beating Easy mode wouldn't get me to Remilia (Or Flandre) so I just didn't play it.

So I played Utsuho for the first time and it was tons of fun; I didn't bomb in an effort to not spoil the moment. So I ended up dying a few times lolol.
And then it happened, I had my very own dying-right-as-Utsuho-explodes moment. Thank you Touhou. -bows-
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Andrew on July 23, 2013, 08:56:03 AM
Just started playing Great Fairy Wars. While working on 1ccing each of the routes on normal to unlock Extra and get used to the freezing mechanic, I was doing pretty well on my second or third attempt of route A2. Got to level 3 on 1 life. Aside from the occasional death, I did okay for most of the 3rd level. I then proceeded to die 4 times to Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive". 4 deaths to one spellcard has gotta be a new record for me. :V

On the bright side I still cleared that run with 244% motivation. On to the next route. Enjoying this game so far, freezing bullets is fun.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 27, 2013, 02:09:36 AM
Tried to improve PCB Normal but failed to reach even acceptable lows. Playing this was a bad idea.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on July 27, 2013, 12:22:59 PM
This technically counts as a Derp.
At the start of the month, I challenged myself to 1cc PCB on Normal 'till the end of it. I haven't touched Touhou since July 6. Oh well, I still have 5 full days to obviously fail try 'till I reach my deadline. Hold your breath until your head turns blue, everyone.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on July 27, 2013, 05:24:50 PM
Learned that PoDD-Marisa's level-3 bullets aren't perfectly aligned.  I was sitting right above an intersection of two bullet-lines, and the fourth from the right line and the fifth from the left line crossed me at about the same time and one of them hit me.

Posting because I hadn't seen this mentioned before.  Not a derp, but not worth a rage since hitbox shenanigans are to be expected in Toho.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on July 27, 2013, 07:02:28 PM
Did a random UFO Stage 6 run. 1MNB. Dies on Superhuman.

 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on July 28, 2013, 12:50:16 AM
Game overed to Shou final after this.

(http://i.imgur.com/uuGn0PR.png)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: K.B. on July 30, 2013, 03:19:36 AM
Typical run in twelve seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ByuVQVn44).
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chum on July 30, 2013, 04:16:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AFNxumN.jpg)

Dunno whether to laugh or cry
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on July 30, 2013, 08:29:11 AM
Lost a no-miss EoSD normal run again.
To Remilia's first spell.
With 3 bombs left.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Monkeypro257 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:33 AM
I keep having to use continues on Shou's non-spell cards in hard mode. >_<
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Esper on July 31, 2013, 02:42:51 PM
Well, this is just wonderful.

Go from six lives to zero in IN Stage 6 because my keyboard stopped working. Why? Given, it's more worth being in the rage thread, but WHY?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Elysia on August 03, 2013, 04:37:30 PM
>attempts to perfect Kanpukugu

>dies to Bulk Brane

 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Dumanios on August 04, 2013, 06:01:51 AM
This morning, I died twice to Alice's Dutch dolls on Easy.

I beat PCB on easy with SakuyaA, decide to try extra stage, and get killed by Chen.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mero on August 04, 2013, 07:11:38 AM
I decided to play SA with ReimuC for lols and ooh boy, from the moment I bombed Kisume's spellcard, I knew this run was gonna be something...

Died a grand total of three times to Yuugi's laser non (two on the midboss one and the other on the boss).
Died (very) stupidly to the yinyangs before midboss Orin even started on stage 4, and died to Satori's first and final spellcards
Stage 5 is at least reasonable, died to something after the popcorn section and to Ghost Wheels because I didn't have bombs
Died to Ten Evil Stars (seriously?) and to Utsuho's final spellcard
A LOT of bombs used throughout the run

Not only  I did (somehow) still cleared, I even beat my highscore (I don't really play ReimuC but still).

Really the only reason I saved this replay is because apparently I captured Cat Walk at no power
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: argentum-zeena on August 07, 2013, 11:39:05 AM
I decided to 1cc all games' Easy modes (as I rarely touch Easy). Started IN with Border team...lost a life on Stage 1.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on August 08, 2013, 06:35:41 PM
Crashed into completely stationary Satori while dodging Aya's whirlwind spellcard. Got rammed by stage 5 Orin twice, once by her midboss entry. Died to being surrounded by Spleen Eater spirits. Today's not the best day for SA.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Hainiryuun on August 10, 2013, 04:49:47 AM
Did a random IN Extra run. Would have captured every spell card.... except for the fact that I derped on Honest Man's Death. Just decided that ramming into one of the walls was a good idea...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nindella on August 15, 2013, 01:38:06 PM
3rd 1-Miss No-Bomb of Subterranean Animism Lunatic  :ohdear: (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=29880)

Very silly death on Orin's last non... This run followed another failed nmnb which also had a silly death during stage 5, but I decided to finish this one and... urgh 1MNB  :(, I'm really throwing these away....  :blush:


Edit:

4th 1MNB SA Lunatic :wat: (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=29883)

Died on the first wave of Catwalk cause I don't think I was looking correctly or something... I was daydreaming a bit  :derp:

Edit edit:  Uh, when talking about Catwalk, I mean the first wave of the tricky part.... hmm, hard to put into words  ???
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: cactu on August 15, 2013, 04:46:12 PM
Gogo Nindel you can do it!!!

I lost a NMNB Stage 6 of DDC Lunatic on the last spellcard ;w;

BT: Sakuya A
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ARF on August 15, 2013, 04:56:09 PM
Nindel you're a trubeast! And you too cactu, don't give up ;~;
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on August 15, 2013, 05:13:11 PM
I lost a NMNB Stage 6 of DDC Lunatic on the last spellcard ;w;
Which shot >:(
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on August 15, 2013, 08:05:46 PM
I died five times to Super-Ego.
Seriously, what ?

Don't give up Nindel, you're almost there !  :3
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Ibaraki on August 17, 2013, 02:56:35 AM
Using SA to rectify dulled senses after a long  hiatus ended up discouraging me more... It's unwise to anger the Bridge Princess during Tongue-Cut Sparrow "Hate for the Humble and Rich". Lesson learned.

Green-Eyed Monster hasn't seen the last of me yet.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on August 17, 2013, 12:09:15 PM
I decided to play PCB using ReimuA and... no offense, but I wonder how can someone actually like her. She moves as slow as a slug, her bomb is weak, spitting at people does more damage than her bullets and her smaller hitbox only serves limited purpose.
Because all of this, I lost 2 lives at LVL3 and 3 at LVL4. I'm really surprised i actually got halfway through Yuyuko before continuing after all that.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on August 17, 2013, 12:59:16 PM
I decided to play PCB using ReimuA and... no offense, but I wonder how can someone actually like her.

Try playing IN Reimu Solo.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on August 17, 2013, 01:06:55 PM
Try playing IN Reimu Solo.
No thanks, I think I have self respect.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on August 17, 2013, 01:22:37 PM
<insert every death to leftover bullets after a pattern is over ever>

This seems to happen especially often in this game.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on August 17, 2013, 02:47:19 PM
Oh god.
I decided to go back to Marisa, and thanks to Reimu, I'm playing like Arse with her. I LOST ONE OF THE BEST STAGE 1 RUNS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST BECAUSE I MISJUDGED A BULLET'S HITBOX.
We all learned a lesson today: Pick a character and stick to her. Or else you'll suffer the same as I did.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Anima Zero on August 17, 2013, 03:09:51 PM
DDC, Reimu A, Normal.

Had a derp death at the start of stage 4, but otherwise held out fairly well.

Get to stage 5 with I believe 5-6 lives, then proceed to drop everything involving the word skill and dodging and replace those with words involving ramming into things like a dingbat and dying with bombs in stock.  Get out of stage 5 with maybe a life left, continue to play like an idiot until I lose my last life at the 2nd nonspell of the stage 6 midboss.

I wish I had saved the replay because that would have been a hilarious thing to watch.

Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on August 17, 2013, 03:15:42 PM
I dunno FamilyTeam. I personally found ReimuA quite fun for Lunatic No-bombs purposes. Her weak shot makes the bosses take a longer time to kill and a lot of the attacks in the game are quite fun to dodge so it's a welcome challenge.

I suppose you are just not up for the challenge?  :3
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on August 17, 2013, 03:23:12 PM
I dunno FamilyTeam. I personally found ReimuA quite fun for Lunatic No-bombs purposes. Her weak shot makes the bosses take a longer time to kill and a lot of the attacks in the game are quite fun to dodge so it's a welcome challenge.

I suppose you are just not up for the challenge?  :3
No I'm not. Especially since I can barely finish Lunatic in my comfort zone. (Using MarisaB, going as aggressive as possible)
I'm just trying to 1cc the game on normal, and I think I kinda lost pacience after failing 25 times in a row.

EDIT: After NOT failing? Damn, I need to pay more attention on what I write.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on August 17, 2013, 03:26:48 PM
No thanks, I think I have self respect.

This is Gensokyo. Please leave common sense outside. Thank you.

I LOST ONE OF THE BEST STAGE 1 RUNS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST BECAUSE I MISJUDGED A BULLET'S HITBOX.

...Even to me, it's pretty clear that the hitbox isn't the source of the problem. Even if you tried Lunatic.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on August 17, 2013, 03:41:53 PM
...Even to me, it's pretty clear that the hitbox isn't the source of the problem. Even if you tried Lunatic.
It's just the way Reimu moves and feels. So yeah, I think it had more to do with Marisa's speed, with my brain still thinking I was moving at a slug's pace, than the hitbox.
But still, my run sucked.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on August 17, 2013, 04:36:58 PM
It's just the way Reimu moves and feels.

Hoo, yeah, I know that "she handles like a brick" feeling when compared to a faster character.

But what I meant was, are you sure you're not just wasting your attempts? Are you at a point where you can say "all I need to do is to avoid stupid deaths and bomb in dangerous places, and I'll do this, maybe having resources to spare"? If you're having too many points you're not absolutely sure you can handle, you might be trying to bite off a bigger chunk than you can swallow. Even if you manage to perfect a stage once, it won't help by itself since above else you'd need consistency. Even if you fail in some places, know those places. And it's okay to take a break if you hit a wall. Play other shmups, or even other games. You WILL be better when you're back. You just might need some time.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on August 17, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
Hoo, yeah, I know that "she handles like a brick" feeling when compared to a faster character.

But what I meant was, are you sure you're not just wasting your attempts? Are you at a point where you can say "all I need to do is to avoid stupid deaths and bomb in dangerous places, and I'll do this, maybe having resources to spare"? If you're having too many points you're not absolutely sure you can handle, you might be trying to bite off a bigger chunk than you can swallow. Even if you manage to perfect a stage once, it won't help by itself since above else you'd need consistency. Even if you fail in some places, know those places. And it's okay to take a break if you hit a wall. Play other shmups, or even other games. You WILL be better when you're back. You just might need some time.
I always get a little bit farther at every attempt. And it's kinda understandable that I'm going bad, it's been over a month since the last time I actually tried to play this game seriously.
I wish I still had the pacience I had back in 2006. In that year, I played Time Crisis 2 and 3 OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, so many times, that I can 1LC very hard with ease to this day. Now, if only I had the pacience to get to the same skill level on Touhou.
But I'm not giving up. I think I'll 1cc PCB till the end of the day.

EDIT: My weak point in this game is EASILY Youmu. She is the thing that's been blocking me from my goal ever since. I'll start by practicing her stage then.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MTSranger on August 17, 2013, 07:27:01 PM
EASY MODE deaths DDC edition here I come  :colonveeplusalpha:
- rammed into 3 fairies in stage 5 when there are no bullets on the screen
- died to Seija's first spell
- etc etc etc
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on August 18, 2013, 10:49:13 PM
I can't stop dying on Stage 1/2 of DDC with SakuyaB.
why is this happening i already 1cced with every other shot type and those runs had perfect stages 1/2 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/Smileys/default/emot-suicide.gif)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Ibaraki on August 19, 2013, 12:28:51 AM
I can't stop dying on Stage 1/2 of DDC with SakuyaB.
why is this happening i already 1cced with every other shot type and those runs had perfect stages 1/2 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/Smileys/default/emot-suicide.gif)

Because SakuyaB is rather... 'special'. (or maybe it's only because I suck at using her. undeniable)

I used SakuyaB for my very first attempt of playing DDC, which ended up discouraging me because I couldn't even finish stage 2 and 3 with clean sheet. Like, it's fine because it's the first time of me playing Touhou after roughly half a year not playing, but early stage 4 - game over? Now that's just downright mean.#rant
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nindella on August 19, 2013, 06:35:34 PM
6th 1-Miss, No-Bomb Subterranean Animism Lunatic  :( (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=29939)

Ahh poop  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Bigyingyi on August 20, 2013, 09:00:51 AM
Double Dealing Character, when I finally have the faith to do Marisa, I get killed on the second stage.  :derp:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Raikaria on August 20, 2013, 03:39:12 PM
'Oh I got 4 lives and 4 bombs and I'm Sakuya A and I'm good at Seija...'

*Dies twice on Seija's 2nd nonspell*
*Dies twice on Seija's 2nd spell*
*Didn't use a single bomb*
*Usually clears both no problem*

Well... damnit.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on August 22, 2013, 07:49:28 PM
Did I just lose 9 lives with MarisaB on easy modo through stage 5 to 6? :V

(still managed to 1cc though)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Wriggle on September 07, 2013, 02:29:32 AM
>Captures Kanako's opener 3 times in a row
>Died to her first spell these 3 times.

:colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Space Flower on September 09, 2013, 11:57:34 PM
It drives me nuts when I'm doing well; a derp is inevitable, even if I don't get too self-conscious I derp anyway. I got to Yukari's Evil Spirits reverse manji card without having died at all, and died three times to stray bullets. No bombs used because who anticipates being that stupid?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Heian_Alien on September 13, 2013, 07:49:29 AM
Some fine day I decided to try and timeout SFN. In the 50th try or so, I suddenly got the timer to around 30secs.
If you didn't know, because the waves start to merge with each other as time passes, the bullet cap is hit, and some bullets don't spawn.
This time it was the purpleblue wave that didn't spawn, only the red came. I was like "Nice, free seconds".
And of course I died to it.

Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: KingofBaka on September 15, 2013, 09:13:28 PM
* Trying for a 1cc of EoSD*
I just got done with Meiling's second nonspell. All the fairies are gone and I am going to collect power. There are only two bullets on the screen. Guess what I run into? :colonveeplusalpha: :fail:   
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TrueShadow on September 16, 2013, 12:46:56 PM
Tried UFO easy since I have free time. Stage 1-5 went really well, until I derp'd thrice at Shou. :colonveeplusalpha:

Derp No.1:
- Got hit by Radiant Treasure even though I could totally dodge it

Derp No.2:
- Died to Absolute Justice because i was trying to graze the lasers, but the laser's hitbox was bigger than I thought

Derp No.3:
- Most Bullshit Vajra AKA "Screw this I'm gonna bomb" card. The spinning laser hit me the the moment the bomb wears out.

And of course I derp'd at Byakuren too and game over'd at Flying Fantastica.


Not to mention yesterday's TD run where I died during one of Seiga's spellcards by ramming into the newly-revived Yoshika.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kaneko on September 19, 2013, 01:47:49 AM
I literally will run into bullets almost on purpose. Sometimes it's when I took a sleeping pill and am waiting for it to kick in like last night and I was like HERP RUN INTO BULLETS.

Also I always have problems with Resien in IN.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on September 20, 2013, 06:42:45 PM
No-miss PoFV normal up to stage 9 for the first time.
Losing first round at 3:30.
Losing second, third and fourth rounds before 2:00.

 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Hybrinoid on September 22, 2013, 05:45:42 PM
Okay, so after months of practicing on Hard, I finally managed to 1CC EoSD on Normal. Tried the Extra stage, raged oh so very hard. I took a month-long hiatus from Touhou after that, and when I played it again, I decided "Well let's play on Normal and see how far I get"...

...Aaaaaaand I died to a stray red bullet on Demarcation. Yep. Literally just ran into it; if I hadn't moved, it wouldn't have hit me. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on September 24, 2013, 10:42:03 PM
Today as I was having a bit of a break from my Strikers 99 practice, I messed around with some more Touhou unfocused stuff and once again, I managed to get away with nothing but close calls.

UFO Stage 3 No bombs, no ufos no focus had a really stupid miss on KKS. I even proceeded to time out the rest of the card afterwards :( Really dumb...
Then i have a handful of attempts at timing out KKS with Marisa which is considerably harder than Reimu because movement speed and i fail at 0-2 seconds left like three times in about 20 attempts. Again, stupid. It's the sort of deaths where if i just had stayed put instead of making unnecessary moves, i would've got what i wanted.

Oh well, it's not like it's important. I was having fun, just kinda saddened by the stupidity of my deaths. Same deals apparent over in Strikers 99 where I find myself dying to things that should be easy way more often than i die to the complicated memothings involving crazy fast bullets.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on September 25, 2013, 02:07:36 AM
Wow, I've gotten really rusty at TD's hard. I lost all my lives even before stage 4. Then didn't even get to midstage Seiga.

I also tried DDC hard today. Didn't go so well, lost all my lives at stage 4 and Benben. Then game over'd to midstage Seija.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Waahst on September 25, 2013, 05:34:22 AM
Died to Remi 3rd non.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chum on October 02, 2013, 01:38:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pxPZYF9.jpg)

hurr derp hue
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Emerald Mint on October 03, 2013, 07:20:49 PM
Deaths galore in a failed attempt to score run UFO with ReimuA. Notably from trying to graze Ichirin Kumoi and ultimately, Most Valuable Vajra on Stage 5.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on October 05, 2013, 10:15:28 AM
How to not perfect Youmu: Run into her while trying to misdirect a nonspell  BV
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: KingofBaka on October 06, 2013, 10:52:14 PM
I played MoF today to see if I could past stage 4.
- Dies to Hina's first spell
-Dies to random bullet at the start of stage 3
-Stupid death at Nitori's First spell. If I didn't move, I would not have hit one of those blue bullets she fires.  :fail:
- Die to random bullet again at the start of stage 4
- Gets to Momiji and I think I can still salvage this run.
-Game decides to lag right there and I lose my last life to a random bullet. :colonveeplusalpha: >:( 
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sahgren on October 07, 2013, 09:22:31 PM
Game-overed an IN Hard run at stage 5 for the first time in a while. A few stupid mistakes at Keine put me on tilt, and I ended up getting distracted enough to fail every one of Marisa's patterns and every one of Reisen's patterns past Mind Shaker. I guess that's what I get for losing my cool.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Raekuul on October 08, 2013, 02:12:59 AM
So I'm trying to get better at PCB's stage 4. My first practice run of the night went fairly well from a survival standpoint, but the ending left something to be desired.  (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/81413272/Touhou/PCB/Stage%204/th7_udPok1.rpy) Oddly, this was the only run where I didn't actually lose a life during the opener.

The second run was really good for my standards; I lost lives in some spots that i didn't before, but I got the best score of the three runs on this one. With that said, I really need to practice that particular Prismriver sister more. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/81413272/Touhou/PCB/Stage%204/th7_udPok2.rpy)

The third run? From a survival standpoint, it felt like a trainwreck. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/81413272/Touhou/PCB/Stage%204/th7_udPok3.rpy) Although I did score higher on this run than I did on the first run, that's probably because I was still bombing for cherry like I had been in the second run.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on October 08, 2013, 12:00:31 PM
Oops. (http://i.imgur.com/VbsAbLG.png)  Pacifist run, I went up to graze forgetting which attack this was and got shot in the face instead :<.  It was a sloppy run anyway though.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on October 08, 2013, 06:22:39 PM
Other ways to not perfect Youmu:
1. Don't move enough when sidestepping the knives in the 2nd non
2. Forget to sidestep to dodge the aimed blue pointers in the midboss non
3. Run into one of the slashes in God's Flashing Slash
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: cactu on October 08, 2013, 06:34:30 PM
I guess these count as derps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtG2A5sWSs0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POy6DYH9k9I
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Noobzor on October 08, 2013, 09:24:19 PM
So, first EoSD normal run since a while, I just decided to go for a random 1cc. Everything went pretty well until stage 5, when I tried to supergraze mid-boss Sakuya's nonspell. And apparently I completely forgot how to do it. Died 3 times. Yup. 3 times. Derp. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=30754)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Hella Jeff on October 08, 2013, 10:35:47 PM
Just about every time I make it to Princess Tenko or Yukari's Spiriting Away, I finish the spell in their collision hitbox.  I never have captured those spells without ending up in their stupid hitbox.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: cactu on October 10, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
Died on The World on a NMNB run, then died on Eternal Meek trying to safespot it. Perfect Remilia for 2MNB ;_;
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: an unmatched sock on October 18, 2013, 01:28:23 AM
ReimuA in DDC. On Normal. I haven't had so much difficulty with a ReimuA since EoSD. So many deaths from bullets I didn't even see.

Perfect example: Stage 2, near the end, when the green and yellow fairies circle around and occasionally fire a blue bullet or two. I unfocus and start taking them down, and just as they all get cleared off the screen, a lone bullet flies lazily into my back. Not sure how I didn't see it.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Zengeku on October 21, 2013, 10:45:05 AM
Failed NMNB Sukuna on the last few pixels of the final attack's life bar.

Oops.  :V

Wouldn't have been a NMNB Stage run though. Died on the impossible six orbs that i seriously don't get how SakuyaA is meant to handle. Screw you ZUN for your inbalanced gameplay :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kimmachinima on October 21, 2013, 01:05:57 PM
When 1CCing Ten Desires for the first time as Sanae, on Miko's last spell, with no lives or lives left, I was shot down and the Trance countdown started - 10 seconds left. When there were 7 seconds left in the Trance, she exploded - and the Trance kept going. When "Stage Clear" appeared after her death, the Trance ended and I was taken to the Continue screen.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: an unmatched sock on October 22, 2013, 03:43:26 AM
I tried an IN Hard run, managed to get to Kaguya with one life left and held on until Salamander Shield, so hooray for me, but that's not the point.

The point is, I finally found out why Marisa's hip-bump is a thing in the fighting games. I dashed forward in Stage 4 as Boundary Team to get resources, having forgotten when Marisa returns. Suddenly she charged me and I couldn't even deathbomb in time, that's how off-guard she got me. Just like how Kagerou got me in DDC a couple days ago. (She then managed to drain my ~7 lives down to 3 for Stage 5, and the Inabas managed to get rid of those, leaving me with nothing for Kaguya except bombs I used right away on her first card because I have so much difficulty predicting the paths of those lasers)

The first three digits of my final score for that run were 666, so...I don't think I'm coming back to IN for a while.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sakurei on November 04, 2013, 02:03:13 AM
why does this keep happening ;_; first with ellen, then twice with chiyuri, and with mima, kana. I keep game overing on good runs. it makes me weep.

(http://abload.de/img/unbenannt84u6r.jpg)

one day I will get a good run and clear.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: BT on November 04, 2013, 05:45:53 PM
Enter what was probably the most stupid round of PoDD in my life:

Decisive Match Mima. Not doing anything but shooting, stuff is relatively easy.

I fiddle around with stuff instead of moving Reimu and get hit twice.
I misjudge Reimu's speed and get hit trying to out-lap a lone pellet.
Then the kicker - I try charging up a L4 in the middle of Boss Mima, right in the middle I tell myself this is stupid and I should just hyper, I do so but because I was charging and hit the button before I even got to L2, I got less than a third of a charge, tried going up the screen to not have to dodge Mima's charge attack, invincibility wears off and I fuckin' die.

Work of art.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Raekuul on November 04, 2013, 11:53:52 PM
Not really a death derp but a regular derp.

I normally play MoF with MarisaC and SA with MarisaB. Somehow I got one game mixed up with the other and started shooting down Aki with lasers. I got trashed at Hina since my normal strategies were less useful than I was used to. I blame Patchouli.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: an unmatched sock on November 06, 2013, 01:40:35 AM
Tried a Normal MoF run today with ReimuC, since I felt like it and it was already cleared with ReimuA.

I got past Stage 1 once, on the first try. A good eight or nine tries later, I could barely get to Minoriko.

What.

Naturally, I gave up and went to do something else. I'm obviously not in the right mental condition currently, probably stress-induced. I'll beat it some other time.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mero on November 06, 2013, 01:54:17 AM
On what could have been a perfect stage 4 Lunatic on SA, I died to Satori's opener...'s bubbles, yep, I died to a bubble, something that outside of Mt. Ooe you actually have to try to get hit by  :derp:

I also died to BoWaP half way through, so I didn't feel as bad after that
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Raekuul on November 17, 2013, 04:32:11 AM
Well, that certainly happened. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsp7sNg9Lgg) Talk about a crash course in Touhou.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Burning Love on November 18, 2013, 03:20:24 PM
Me    : Cirno don't ram me please
Cirno: Eye'm the strongest!

http://youtu.be/zb4thnINoJg?t=8m40s (http://youtu.be/zb4thnINoJg?t=8m40s)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on November 18, 2013, 07:48:57 PM
So today I was doing Satori's 2nd nonspell and I died like a fool. I decided "I need some practice so I'll stop shooting and dodge it some more". I then died to the exact same bullet another 3 times. :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on November 20, 2013, 05:40:42 PM
"Okay, next up is MoF MarisaA Easy NB run attempt."

> Perfect first 5 stages
> Finish stage 6 with no lives left

It takes talent to pull off such stunts BV

I'm not even angry, actually. Last three spellcards being what they are, I usually have to tank them with the lives I've accumulated anyway. And it's MarisaA we're talking about, which, having to mind its option formation, I have most trouble with. Yes, even more than with ReimuC, that one can hit in a wide range, at least. Had doubts I'd even clear this, but a recent unusually successful run of the stage (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,15428.msg1044905.html#msg1044905) gave me quite a bit of hope.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Elysia on November 22, 2013, 01:55:24 AM
<Malkyrian> so i just died to byakuren's opener
<Malkyrian> and then captured her first card

If it'd just been the first, I could have pretended it was just me being rusty after not playing.  ::)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on November 22, 2013, 02:10:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fLk3DIR.png)

EDIT:

(http://i.imgur.com/JRVAGLq.png)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Burning Love on November 25, 2013, 04:41:35 PM
Apparently Marisa is too fast on EOSD or I'm blind to ram into everything.

Things to ram into checklist:
Iceberg - done
Cirno's opener - done
Meiling' rainbow danmaku - done
Book's - why didn't I bomb that?
Emerald Megalith - yeah, **** you too, bubble bullet
Sakuya's knife - definitely done
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on November 25, 2013, 05:25:11 PM
1MNB SA Stage 4 Lunatic. Why did I post here? Because the death was to Satori's second non :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on November 25, 2013, 06:41:42 PM
I just discovered that my new laptop's keyboard really sucks. By being unable to move up and dying at Wriggle's first spell :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ZellBell on December 03, 2013, 08:05:38 AM
> Was immersed in Touhou fanstuff for a full year, decides to try and play again
> Starts and accidentally perfects PCB Stage 3
>OH HEY MAYBE MY SKILL DIDN'T DISINTIGRATE OVER THE MONTHS OF NOTHING
>Plays Ten Desires afterwards
>Two deaths on Stage 1 of TD Easy  :V

I'm going to go sit in a corner now

And practice some more to increase consistancy
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sakurei on December 06, 2013, 07:27:12 AM
died to spleen eater on a run I was able to carry that far. During the milking phase - I would have captured it if not for me stopping to shoot for 300 graze or some shit. feels bad. The death was some once in a lifetime death, too. retarded as shit.

w/e, died later to okuu once more anyway. wouldn't have been teh urn one way or another. at least I know bowap practice finally paid off. also finished with over 40k, which is nice.

scrubby run overall, though. I guess I still need some practice (?)

Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chirpy13 on December 11, 2013, 12:46:05 AM
I'm terrible. (http://i.imgur.com/lvbgdOg.png)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on January 25, 2014, 01:06:43 PM
I seriously thought I was hit by nothing at first (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=31990) :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Darkchibiterasu on January 27, 2014, 03:16:46 AM
I am ashamed to say this, but I lost to Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" on easy every time I played EoSD. I was either too dumb to notice the obvious safe spot, or I was just being a suicidal idiot and went for it. I've long since stopped playing easy, but I figured I should get that off my chest.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Blue on January 28, 2014, 03:57:58 AM
Quote from: Skype
[7:47:12 PM] Me: made it to flan without dying
[7:47:14 PM] Me: let's do this
[7:47:24 PM] Friend: hell yeah
[7:47:59 PM] Me: and then i die on cranberry trap
[7:48:04 PM] Me: this is going great
[7:48:16 PM] Friend: yay
[7:48:25 PM] Me: ..twice
[7:50:59 PM] Friend: damn
[7:52:15 PM] Me: that was a very dumb run
[7:52:43 PM] Me: died to a bubble because i forgot the hitboxes for them are larger in this game only
[7:53:12 PM] Me: and then died on starbow break and the nonspell after
[7:53:29 PM] Me: at least i captured laevateinn and four of a kind

Wow that run was stupid.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on January 28, 2014, 07:11:28 PM
2nd 1MNB IN Stage 6A with the death to Genealogy of the Skyborn. That makes 4 1MNBs with the other two dying at Game of Rising and Apollo 13. I honestly don't know what I was thinking, probably something like "Oh look a bullet is coming directly at me. I'll just stand here and tank it" :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: I have no name on January 28, 2014, 07:21:43 PM
2nd 1MNB IN Stage 6A with the death to Genealogy of the Skyborn. That makes 4 1MNBs with the other two dying at Game of Rising and Apollo 13. I honestly don't know what I was thinking, probably something like "Oh look a bullet is coming directly at me. I'll just stand here and tank it" :V
Doesn't feel like as much of a derp as mine, in which I failed Astronomical Entombing  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on January 28, 2014, 07:26:52 PM
Doesn't feel like as much of a derp as mine, in which I failed Astronomical Entombing  :V

Lol, just had a NMNB up to Astronomical Entombing then triple death to that attack followed by failing Hourai Elixir with 00 on the timer :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FrozenTide on February 02, 2014, 02:24:03 PM
Got to Stage 3 in EoSD... And game overed because I didn't pay attention and ran into pretty much every fairy on the stage. How do I even manage to fail that badly?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on February 02, 2014, 06:17:20 PM
I just have my most atrocious 1cc today. It's my first PCB Phantasm clear. So horrible that I don't even want to upload it  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on February 22, 2014, 03:21:44 PM
Sry for double post, but I have something new to post and this thread looks so dead :(

Holy shit, do I need 36 attempts just to capture Swallow's Cowrie Shell (Normal)? Does anyone have such difficulty with this spellcard?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on February 22, 2014, 05:05:19 PM
I died twice to Wriggle's midboss spell today  :getdown:

Holy shit, do I need 36 attempts just to capture Swallow's Cowrie Shell (Normal)? Does anyone have such difficulty with this spellcard?
My spellcard record shows 1/10 for that. Considering you've 1cc'ed hard on a game, 36 attempts is a bit much, unless you're playing Alice or something like that.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on February 22, 2014, 05:20:31 PM
My spellcard record shows 1/10 for that. Considering you've 1cc'ed hard on a game, 36 attempts is a bit much, unless you're playing Alice or something like that.
Well, I used Marisa solo to unlock Blazing Star :V Is this understandable?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on February 22, 2014, 05:28:42 PM
I can say that it indeed can take a while to understand how the red stars in Normal version work, compared to rather obvious later versions, so it might be even harder than Lunatic for the first few captures until you learn how to do it.

EDIT: Funny typo is funny. That's why you better never ignore that "Spell Check" button. Thanks, Jovy.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on February 22, 2014, 05:32:49 PM
I can say that it indeed can take a while to understand how the red stars in Normal version work, compared to rather obvious later versions, so it might be even harder, better, faster, stronger than Lunatic for the first few captures until you learn how to do it.
After reading this I went and tried the card. 1st mistake: Went above the laser wheel thing. 2nd mistake: Flopped because of 2 circles of stars. I can kind of see why this might be trouble, had to anticipate the lasers disappearing for the first few waves because the laser wheel thing has awkward positioning on the first few waves.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on February 22, 2014, 05:35:26 PM
I can say that it indeed can take a while to understand how the red stars in Normal version work, compared to rather obvious later versions, so it might be even harded than Lunatic for the first few captures until you learn how to do it.
Well, from what I can see I need to squeeze through the (very) small gaps. Which means capturing it with anyone other than border team will be significantly harder.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on February 22, 2014, 05:57:00 PM
Nah, the gaps are fine. It's just that you have to dash through two separate rings at once, and must predict where two gaps will line up when they get to you. It's quite possible to do this consistently with practice.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on March 21, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Happened quite some time ago, but whatever, it's still funny.

Was playing around with IN Stage 2 in Stage Practice. Got clipped by midboss Mystia entering. Twice in a row. Birdie wants a hug that badly?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on March 28, 2014, 10:22:58 PM
Captured the green books in stage 4 (Lunatic) for the first time, then rammed into a big shiny bubble during the midboss just after that.
Genius. :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: UnendingEmpire on April 04, 2014, 05:55:21 PM
- Was playing EoSD Stage 2, Easy Mode.  Daiyousei did her first attack then teleported as usual, and came out on my hitbox.

- Also flew face-first into a fairy on UFO Stage 1.  Very first thing that happened, too.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Snakebite969 on April 04, 2014, 10:30:06 PM
Against Mokou: My thoughts
"Oh wow, I'm a beginner and I'm at the extra boss, even after not being pro and downloading the score file just so I could actually play this without having to 1cc"
"Oh wow, that attack is straightforward"
"She exploded already? That was easy"
(Moves up to collect power)
REINCARNATION
"WTNEFRNFNREIBVAEFBVFEDBVAUHEBF"
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Arcengal on April 05, 2014, 05:28:02 PM
Failed a no-death run of TD Hard by FLYING INTO MIKO during her third spell.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: KingofBaka on April 10, 2014, 12:54:04 AM
I was on my way to capturing Invisible Full Moon on one of my IN Normal runs. I go up to get inside the circle, start moving back down because of the next circle that Reisen fires out and I go back too far and run into the previous circle from behind :colonveeplusalpha:. Usually what stops me from capturing it is the blue bullets that she fires out and I run straight into them because I wasn't paying attention.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on April 10, 2014, 02:56:10 PM
Another hard mode 1cc derp. (http://www.twitch.tv/zaeruaporo/b/518646994) Just look at Miko's health bar at the last minute...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on April 11, 2014, 12:37:22 PM
Standing next to a boss is a bad idea. (http://www.twitch.tv/zaeruaporo/c/4046655)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Yatakarasu on April 14, 2014, 11:24:42 AM
Standing next to a boss is a bad idea. (http://www.twitch.tv/zaeruaporo/c/4046655)
Oh god, Miko's done that to me so many times.

During my UFO normal clear yesterday, Murasa pretty much moved perfectly on her 2nd card. But I got scared and bombed when it should have been a capture. Stupid raindrop bullets.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2014, 01:51:52 AM
I was doing a casual run of DDC lunatic. Everything was going well until I got to Seija, when somehow, I managed to forget that she flips the controls on her spells. This has never happened before, not even the first time I played DDC. Probably a very good sign that I need some sleep.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: tea_is_so_periodic on April 18, 2014, 12:55:15 AM
This morning I am play PCB after crimzon clover and forget which key is bomb and which key is focus?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kwak on April 18, 2014, 04:08:25 AM
Earlier today I was doing SA Normal, and managed to 1cc....Kisume  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: LunarWingCloud on April 18, 2014, 09:11:46 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I was trying EoSD Hard again because I want to have a replay for it.

Cirno was giving me trouble. CIRNO. AS IN ULTIMATE BAKA CIRNO.

I normally need 1 bomb for her: usually for Perfect Freeze when that unexpected bullet clips me because it ends up traveling farther than I expected. But I was dying in all sorts of places. Her first noncard, her Hailstorm spellcard, it was ridiculous. So I just gave up for the night.

So I went onward to DDC and used MarisaA on Normal. I've gotten to Sukuna before, figured I could pull something nice out...

UNTIL FAIRIES COMING IN FROM THE SIDES OF THE SCREEN WERE CONSTANTLY RAMMING ME TO DEATH. EVERY. SINGLE. RETRY. I couldn't even make it to Sekibanki, it was that horrendous I just stopped playing. Tried TD Hard with Reimu since that's the next game I feel I'd have any shot at 1cc'ing on Hard. Ended up dying twice on Yoshika and figured "yeah this isn't happening".

And now I'm here telling you guys all how badly I've been messing up today. :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Despatche on April 19, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
mof easy. keep running into dumb things. i just want nm + 1b : (
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: LunarWingCloud on April 19, 2014, 03:44:32 AM
Against Mokou: My thoughts
"Oh wow, I'm a beginner and I'm at the extra boss, even after not being pro and downloading the score file just so I could actually play this without having to 1cc"
"Oh wow, that attack is straightforward"
"She exploded already? That was easy"
(Moves up to collect power)
REINCARNATION
"WTNEFRNFNREIBVAEFBVFEDBVAUHEBF"
Gotta love that neat quirk about Mokou.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on April 23, 2014, 02:19:33 PM
I was stupid enough not to trust the hitbox or else I would have captured BoLaD -__-
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: TresserT on April 23, 2014, 07:34:48 PM
I've been playing touhou for about 3 years. Today I realised you're not supposed to stay at the bottom of the screen for Invisible Full Moon.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mach131 on April 25, 2014, 04:05:34 PM
I've started trying to get through every touhou game in order, so I'm playing HRtP. Somehow got to Konngara without continuing, died when she only had one health left... By getting hit with Reimu's orb.
Someday I'll get out of PC98   :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on April 29, 2014, 03:25:55 PM
One tip for Suwako's last spell: ALWAYS look behind you the whooooole time :colbert:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: hungrybookworm on May 02, 2014, 05:24:50 AM
Headbutted. By a cat. (https://31.media.tumblr.com/4c60520420046986d78fdd141abeea91/tumblr_inline_n4xl27hDid1rb0n4r.gif)

Moral of the story: remember where the bosses come out.

(I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes afterwards.)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: KingofBaka on May 23, 2014, 10:39:36 PM
A mini video of Subterranean Animism fails (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc690YS8xto)

There are some fail moments in it but a notable moment is me running into Stage 4 Midboss Orin because I was going for the life piece and I thought she would move out of the way by the time I got up there.
I was wrong :V.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Baron_Blade on May 24, 2014, 09:30:46 PM
I'm trying to unlock Extra for MarisaB in EoSD, so I pretty much perfect stages 1-3, die on stage 4, die on stage 5 twice, and make it to Remilia with 5 lives and two or three bombs. I capture her opener, Star of David, and beat everything up to Tepes without dying. Then I get to Scarlet Shoot, and I press just a bit too far down with my shot finger and open up the start menu, thereby crashing the game. My GOD was I pissed! I guess it's karma for using the hitbox patch, though...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Dingo785 on May 25, 2014, 02:24:26 PM
Remember standing next to a boss is not a good idea. Neither is standing next to a screen and getting Fairy Kicked! And I apparently have a lot of bad luck since the bullets hit me RIGHT AFTER the spellcard ends.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Maths ~Angelic Version~ on May 27, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Today, I played Double Spoiler for the first time in months and after too much ISC. I got many bad photos and died several times because I tried to take pictures with X and shoot at the boss with Z. I also died a lot from randomly flying into bullets (I blame Aya's unfocused speed for that). All of this happened in Level 1. 1-3 and 1-6 took me half a dozen tries each. Will I ever reach the final level as I had done on my old computer?  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nolegs the Cat on June 05, 2014, 06:42:55 AM
Oh god, Miko's done that to me so many times.

It's happened to me multiple times in a row on 3 separate occasions... on her third to last spell, where she STAYS PUT. (On normal)

 :colonveeplusalpha:

Also, the first time I've gotten to Danmaku chimera. I lose ALL of my remaining resources... :flamingv:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Silent Harmony on June 06, 2014, 07:49:42 PM
Failed a "blind" Mountain of Bombs Faith Normal 1cc on Kanako. I decided it was worth putting in this thread because I probably could have had it if I didn't ram a stray bullet right before Nitori which ate 2+ bombs, and then rammed a bullet to GO on Kanako's third card (again with bombs). :derp:

God it's one thing to watch Drake embarrass the game with bombs, but it's another to almost do it yourself.


EDIT 6/9:
>Enter Kanako 4/5.0
>"Yeah I got this"
>Die 3 times with multiple bombs in stock.
>Suicide remaining lives because it's not worth it.

That should've been the 1cc run that let me put this game aside. Instead it haunts me for at least another day. I seriously am questioning how I'm missing so many bombs; if it's me or my computer. I swear to god it's driving me nuts.

I'm starting to rage as well because I can't beat what is arguably the easiest game in the series on Normal, which is outright unacceptable.


6/12: After another MoF Normal game over, I made the mistake of trying again. I've now forever lost my perfect record on Minoriko.

Yes, it's possible to die to Minoriko.

I am never going to beat this game.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on June 13, 2014, 11:03:25 AM
I seriously am questioning how I'm missing so many bombs; if it's me or my computer.

It's the game. Or to be particular, the fact that bombs are tied to shot power. Each time you bomb you become weaker, so the game becomes harder. As a result, you unconsciously try to avoid bombing. Which leads to frustration when you lose all your lives thanks to that. This is why I blew my lid about SA (and MoF by proxy), since my performance varied greatly from "reached stage 6 with enough lives to bombspam through the final spellcard" to "reached stage 6 with no lives left" in no particular order and for no discernable reason. Even for the same shottype.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on June 22, 2014, 06:21:34 PM
Just managed an 8MNB Stage 6B in IN :colonveeplusalpha:
2 death Dragon Bullet, 2 death Buddhist Diamond, died to 3rd non, Salamander Shield, Life Spring Infinity and failed Rising World. Whoops. In my defence, the only stupid one was 3rd non since I went too high on the screen. Most others were absolutely atrocious RNG trapping me and Salamander Shield was because I did the stream reversal wrong and I don't need the reversal at full power anyway...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Baron_Blade on June 25, 2014, 03:11:21 AM
I tried to LNB MoF's Extra for shits and giggles, and managed to get all the way to Mishaguji-sama's last normal phase. What sucks is that I lost a life at the last half-second of Red Frog and two during Suwa Wars. I even managed to capture Froggy Braves the Elements and Seven Stones, Seven Trees.  :(
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: I have no name on June 25, 2014, 03:26:50 AM
LNB MoF's Extra
Extra mode has a lunatic difficulty? :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Baron_Blade on June 25, 2014, 03:29:58 AM
I thought the L meant life or something. I meant MNB I guess.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Oh on June 25, 2014, 07:50:20 PM
I thought the L meant life or something. I meant MNB I guess.

What does MNB mean?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: I have no name on June 25, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
What does MNB mean?
I think he's one of the people renaming all the difficulties to line up with Halo, so "Mystic" no bomb...even though XNB not only states the difficulty in plain terms that everyone understands (eXtra) and doesn't require mentally renaming/translating OR specifying what was actually meant after.

Basically, stick to the names ZUN picked for difficulties, it's easier for everyone involved  :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Oh on June 25, 2014, 08:16:13 PM
I almost 2-ALL'd MoF on arcade difficulty once.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ItsCalledBorrowingZe on June 26, 2014, 04:42:25 AM
Have you ever ran into a bullet while going backwards to collect something?

Because I have.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Monkeypro257 on June 26, 2014, 07:20:50 AM
Have you ever ran into a bullet while going backwards to collect something?

Because I have.

I Second This. (But haven't we all?)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nolegs the Cat on July 03, 2014, 03:29:35 AM
Why am I failing to EMS stage 1-2 on normal so much
Arghhhh
 :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Esper on July 04, 2014, 04:13:23 AM
>I have become consistent in my dodges and I feel I can finally handle SA Normal scoring since I have grown consistent with how patterns work
>Start Stage 1
>Die to the second "large fairy" three times in three different sessions
>Get to Yamame in multple separate runs
>Get rammed by Yamame while grinding for score

Yep. =.=
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Oh on July 04, 2014, 04:38:12 AM
Who are you quoting?
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Esper on July 04, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
The verbal embodiment of my own actions/the results of my own actions.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ElaineSpencer on July 04, 2014, 02:43:21 PM
So I was playing IN on Easy Mode a couple days ago and asked myself why Mystia's second non scares me (The one after SW). After a couple runs I unfortunately discovered why.

Don't hug the bottom of the screen. Ever. (http://www.twitch.tv/elainespencer/c/4594721) (You may want to turn volume down, especially if headphone user.)

In the year I've been playing IN, I have never had that happen, so it was a wtf moment but looking back it's kind of funny.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: snowflake247 on July 05, 2014, 09:05:04 PM
I was playing PCB stage 2 today because I wanted to refresh myself on what part of the dialogue said, and you know that part where a bunch of fairies spawn at once along with those red and gold bullets? Well, I was up too high on the screen and they literally spawned on top of me.
Quite embarrassing.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Esper on July 25, 2014, 11:59:12 PM
How to not play UFO stage 4 or Stage 3's boss (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=34070)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Satz on July 26, 2014, 03:00:20 PM
Playing Mountain of Faith [Easy]
> Clear stages 1-5 perfectly (no bombs used, no lives lost)
> "OMG I own this game so much"
> Lose 6 out of 9 lives in stage 6
> Hate Kanako
> "Still got 1cc"
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Baron_Blade on July 31, 2014, 12:41:25 AM
Playing UFO's extra and I get to Danmaku Chimera with 3 spares. Okay, I've seen this before. I die four times. Four. On her second-easiest attack.  :V :V :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Agent of the BSoD on August 02, 2014, 02:24:15 AM
Picked up EoSD again after not doing too much with the danmaku games for a while (yay IaMP) and had one attempt at another hard 1cc. Died to Scarlet Meister, but the hilarious part about the run was the fact that I rammed into Remilia on the non-spell before said spell card. Went up to collect the points and what I wanted to do was move right under her before she started spamming, but instead I flew into her and went to my last life. I have no idea how I managed to do that; she wasn't even moving. Sad too because there were so many good dodges in that run.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: The Greatest Dog on August 04, 2014, 04:38:32 AM
Well, I could reach Shou with 8/2 in resources and somehow only scrape by Byakuren 0/0.

The terrible time when I forget how to use bomb.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: LunarWingCloud on August 05, 2014, 09:19:46 AM
Have you ever ran into a bullet while going backwards to collect something?

Because I have.
Every single time I am not using a homing-based shot type. So, basically every time I use Marisa. It is a painful experience, getting danmaku up the butt.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: LunarWingCloud on August 05, 2014, 09:21:31 AM
Well, I could reach Shou with 8/2 in resources and somehow only scrape by Byakuren 0/0.

The terrible time when I forget how to use bomb.
Oh god Byakuren... I still have a LOT of trouble with her, despite all the Stage Practice runs for fun that I've done. I've gone past Shou with 6-7 lives and then would leave Byakuren with almost nothing left as well. I insist she's one of the harder Stage 6 bosses. And it is humiliating when I die on her easier attacks :v
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MrL1193 on August 06, 2014, 12:07:20 AM
Have you ever had a time when you bombed not because you got scared but because your finger slipped and bumped the bomb key by accident? I did just that in my first SA Hard 1cc. It was the most pointless time for a bomb, too; it happened right at the start of Subterranean Sun, before the gravity effect even started (so it didn't even clear any bullets around me), and even though it nullified the capture, it made the card take longer because I had to do it with only 2 power.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on August 06, 2014, 07:56:15 AM
Have you ever had a time when you bombed not because you got scared but because your finger slipped and bumped the bomb key by accident? I did just that in my first SA Hard 1cc. It was the most pointless time for a bomb, too; it happened right at the start of Subterranean Sun, before the gravity effect even started (so it didn't even clear any bullets around me), and even though it nullified the capture, it made the card take longer because I had to do it with only 2 power.
I did that at the start of IN Stage 4B, on an LNB run. It was before any enemies had even shown up but it breaks the rules of LNB so I reset. Was particularly annoyed because it was the first run that I managed to get a perfect run of the first 3 stages...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ふねん1 on August 12, 2014, 07:31:26 PM
So I've actually started working on a PCB Lunatic 1lc. Many silly deaths ensued, of course, but two of them today took the cake. First was me moving up into a bullet right at the end of first-midboss-Alice's attack. Second, which convinced me I needed a break, was getting hit by the first bullet of her second boss "nonspell". >.<
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Esper on August 13, 2014, 05:19:32 AM
How to lose at LLS:

>Discover that bombing at top of screen doubles max score value for the duration of the bomb
>Lose lives just to milk score at best points
>Fail to survive past Yuuka even with all of those lives I've been garnering
>Bad ending #1: Try to 1cc Normal or higher

;-; I-I even had a deathless Marisa battle...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ふねん1 on August 16, 2014, 08:36:06 PM
I just died right as the Prismrivers' last card ended.

What a way to lose a 1lc attempt. Slightly epic, but still totally embarrassing. >.<
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Pirated on August 17, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
>be me
>load up LLS
>play normal
>destroy yuuka
>first ever 1cc, adrenaline rushing, feeling good
>decide to try a 1lc on easy
>stage 1
>die to bewitching lotus flower 5 times in a row
 
Consistency is not a word in my vocabulary
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on August 19, 2014, 02:31:46 PM
3rd IN L1MNB run. Another one that  died to Life Spring Infinity. I kept going into the smaller spokes in the laser wheel (the ones where the safespot goes to a point rather than being open at the outer end) and because of this I got trapped and died (picture is of the wave that killed me):
(http://i61.tinypic.com/1zozsqr.png)
In all fairness though, it was quite a messy run. Got lucky on Asteroid Belt, Tewi's 1st (some weird hitbox hacks happened on that) and then got hit a few frames after Rising World had ended when I was invulnerable. I probably cursed myself on Stage 5 when I said "Eh, I don't really want this run to be LNN, keep getting lucky dodges..."

At least I get to post this in the derp thread because it was entirely my own fault rather than RNG giving me shit.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Cream Soda on August 23, 2014, 03:30:25 AM
DDC Lunatic double K.O. on Shinmyoumaru. (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=34334) I was using Marisa-B, probably the cheapest best character. I kind of fumbled through the last stage, and it was a nasty surprise to learn that the second-to-last spellcard has invincible walls of bullets. I'll have the 1cc soon enough. Maybe.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Andrew on August 25, 2014, 07:49:34 PM
Got back to Touhou again after yet another break to start working on IN Lunatic. After a few hours, on my first run that reached stage 6b, I entered midboss Eirin with 5 lives. Should be more than enough to clear, right? Wrong! (http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=34363) I somehow manage to lose every last one of them, including a whopping 5 DEATHS and 13 BOMBS to Kaguya alone. That's got to be some kind of record. With the help of Mr Jovial's perfect stage 6b video I'll learn how to do Hourai Jewel, and I should be able to get my Lunatic 1cc soon, but that embarrassing defeat is going to haunt me for awhile.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on August 28, 2014, 02:09:11 PM
Had a 2 miss IN LNB. Should've been 1 miss but died a second time due to a domino effect. First miss was to Kaguya's 3rd non then not being at full power meant I had to turn the stream on Salamander Shield (which is unnecessary at full power using the slow streaming technique, turning the stream is also the only hard part of that attack). Ultimately did it wrong and died. On a different note, I have no idea how I did Rising World. The "oh shit a fast bullet coming towards me, panic-unfocus away without looking where I'm going" technique somehow worked out multiple times in a row.

Also, after raging about yesterday's attempts to get a decent run, I gave Stage 6b a whirl in stage practice yesterday to see how bad I would've gotten screwed had I made it to that stage. Would've been an NMNB Stgae 6b but I failed Rising World with probably no more than 1/3 of a second left. 00 on the timer and well into that last second, oh well.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nolegs the Cat on September 11, 2014, 07:07:42 AM
Another 3-miss MoF NNB. One death at Sanae's last (what the fuck, seriously?), another 2 at Shrine Hunting ritual.
E.e
Oh well, still good.

...Another 3-miss MoF NNB, this time all three at Shrine Hunting ritual
I can regularly capture it in practice, why not when it really matters ;-; :V  :colonveeplusalpha:

....I also find it funny how they're all exactly 3 miss runs.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MrL1193 on October 02, 2014, 06:24:20 AM
All the PCB talk got me in the mood to play it again, so I thought I'd try to complete my set of Stage 4 Normal "Single Sister" Perfect runs by taking down Lyrica as Marisa A. I ended up getting a 1MNBNBB run instead. That one death? It was to Lyrica's third non-spell. :fail:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on October 04, 2014, 11:42:30 AM
8th IN LNB run that failed 1 attack. Surprisingly, Kaguya's 2nd non was the culprit. Moved slightly too far to the left, overshot a gap and went into one of the bullets forming that gap. This raises a question for me. I've had so many 1 miss runs of Stage 6B and its been months since I actually perfected the stage. I don't know whether I should just keep practicing individual attacks and grinding clears or if I should take a short break from clearing and attempt to perfect this stage again. I've always gone for the former because its a select few attacks that I really need to practice (namely her first 5 attacks and Rising World). Since it's an 8 minute stage it's rather time consuming to practice. Not to mention that those 6 attacks aren't hard to practice using Spell Practice and the nonspell patch.

On a somewhat related note, I found it slightly weird how the first post on this page is me ranting about how I've got 3 1MNB runs :V :getdown::colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kappa on October 07, 2014, 04:42:50 AM
I find Kanako's second spellcard attack to be disgustingly difficult.  Every time.  And I'm even playing on plebeian-ass Normal difficulty.

Regardless of character, I can't slip through those tiny little openings.  I can't beat it on keyboard, or gamepad, or using my goddamn mouse as a controller (which I did do), and I'm sure that when I manage to set up a drawing tablet as a controller and try to play MoF on that, I still won't be able to beat this ring-shaped nightmare.

Is it actually hard / or am I just retard
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on October 08, 2014, 07:52:44 PM
Kanako's second spellcard attack
I don't know if you're already doing it, but just in case : holding down and pressing left/right at the bottom of the screen will make you move slower than regular focused speed. It really helps, not only for this spellcard but also for all the micrododging patterns.
Anyway, I used to bomb it in my 1cc attempts (regardless of the difficulty) ; one bomb should be enough if you're using ReimuB.

On topic : losing a round in PoFV stage 5 feels bad. :<
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kappa on October 08, 2014, 09:03:10 PM
I don't know if you're already doing it, but just in case : holding down and pressing left/right at the bottom of the screen will make you move slower than regular focused speed. It really helps, not only for this spellcard but also for all the micrododging patterns.
I have noticed this trick... but quite frankly I've never really thought to use it for justice like that.  Thanks for reminding me of the might of creative game mechanic usage.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nolegs the Cat on October 20, 2014, 05:55:58 AM
T'was attempting a perfect MoF run, as normal.
Suddenly, 1 death on Sanae's midspell, first nonspell, and first boss spell.
I quit that run out of anger.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chilakkuma on October 22, 2014, 01:37:04 AM
Story of my life:
I have narcolepsy (a recent discovery), which is the source of about 80% of my Touhou problems. Or any game for that matter. I die in the most stupidest of circumstances constantly. Probably my best game for me to play is PoFV (or Dim. Dream), as it is the most forgiving life-wise, easier to clear bullets and it's more likely to keep me awake, with the dual screens. Over the years, I have improved in leaps and bounds, and I've started playing games on hard. Which makes me happy, as I am pretty casual as a player. And a moron.

Basically, I have bouts where my brain just switches off just long enough to derp hard on something I know I could do flawlessly. Which has lead to me sometimes yelling at my computer at weird hours, to keep awake, and more recently, getting owned by some small-time fairies on PCB. I then yell "YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR", as I casually railed by Letty or Chen. It's a good thing I enjoy these games and find this somewhat amusing. Being me is a series of derps.




Hi, I'm Chilakkuma and I'm here to make you all look good OuO
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Shimatora on October 22, 2014, 01:57:58 AM
I have narcolepsy (a recent discovery)

Have you tried playing the photo games or Impossible Spellcard? Only requires a minute or so attention and you don't lose much if you fall unconscious. Just a thought!
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: chilakkuma on October 22, 2014, 03:53:39 AM
Have you tried playing the photo games or Impossible Spellcard? Only requires a minute or so attention and you don't lose much if you fall unconscious. Just a thought!

Fortunately, it's not face-in-cornflakes bad, just nano-second snaps, so I'd probably have the same issue lol. However, I haven't tried them yet, so I'll certainly give it a go, thanks :)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Miki Revolverhead on October 24, 2014, 05:19:00 PM
A few days ago I had my best run at TD. Had gotten to stage 5 with Reimu, only one death and 2 used bombs. I was extremely happy.
And then the lights went out.

There's also yesterday when I was clearing DDC's extra with Sakuya A. I was just about to capture Raiko's last spell. "Great, this is the first last spell I capture on an extra with no bombs or dying!" I cheerfully said to myself, miliseconds before dying exactly at the same time Raiko exploded. Fucking crotchet-rest bullets. 
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kappa on November 03, 2014, 03:41:18 AM
Was playing DDC on pleb Normal difficulty, had a literal perfect run until the end of the Stage 2 boss, where things went downhill fast.  Bombed twice on Sekibanki's last card, started dying countless times with reserve bombs at Stage 4 and beyond, had at least three double KOs, bombed on both of Seija's invert cards AND her flip card, died to Little Bullet with reserves, died on Sukuna's easy-ass laser NS, died, died, wasted bombs, died, died, died.

And the worst part of the entire thing...
...is that THIS was the time I 1cc'ed.  Literally had a lower score than a failed run.  Fuck.

At the very least, there were some absolutely laughable dodges which occurred.  I'm keeping it for those.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ILikeBulletZ on November 03, 2014, 05:39:17 PM
You know that incredibly easy streaming section with the spirits of Stage 6 in SA?

You know how they slowly go down towards the bottom of the screen?

You know that its entirely possible to crash into THEM (not a bullet) and DIE? Yes, yes you probably do, as anything that's not a point/power items tends to kill you in these games, it should be obvious enough!

Not for me... That has got to be the most anticlimatic way to lose a life... LOL.

And it was on a serious run, too...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Sakurei on December 04, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
I ran into a stationary bullet on Imperishable Shooting after an otherwise ebin run (result wise). It was a tragic finish. I don't know why I'm not mad though. I laughed when it happened. I knew it was a PB after capturing Hourai Doll, but also knew I needed a capture for 3b. Next time...next time

(http://i.imgur.com/0RIv3y4.jpg)
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: t_prinny on December 07, 2014, 05:45:25 PM
Random PCB Extra pacifist attempt. Wasn't really playing seriously and something I wanted to try out for fun.

Died on Ran's first spellcard I think twice. One death was because I was looking at the spellcard bonus to see how much it is worth grazing if I decide to score later. Another death was because I apparently forgot how much I relied on reading how each wave comes instead of listening for the audio cues for each wave. If I try scoring, I'll just rely on listening to the timer. I don't have a good route to follow for the stage so I doubt I can score decently.

Also died to her non-spells. Sort of forgot to bomb but I wanted to see how well I could manipulate her first 3 non-spells.

I apparently forgot how to dodge Fox-Tanuki Youkai Laser until I got trapped. Run ended here since dying usually throws off my rhythm. Not getting the first dodge right also usually throws off how well I can survive this attack.

I don't play Extra nearly as much as Phantasm. Not exactly fully awake either since I sort of slept late last night. Didn't bother saving the run. Fun times considering that each death made me remember how I should be dodging each attack. Probably the only good thing that came out of this run was capturing both of Chen's spellcards, but I failed at her non-spell. :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: MTSranger on December 14, 2014, 05:18:10 AM
Was going to provide a replay of VoWG hard for the Gameplay Help thread... since I've timed out the lunatic version before, it should be easy right? 6 deaths in a row  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: delicioussouls on December 16, 2014, 03:19:02 PM
Needed to re-unlock extra because of the Easy mode bug, so I went for what should be a fairly easy SA Normal 1cc.

I died on Stage 1 from crashing into a rock at the POC. I didn't even get killed by a fairy, I got killed by a rock.  :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on December 21, 2014, 01:06:13 PM
Whoops, just had an IN extra run where I captured all spellcards. And how many deaths were in that run? 5. What's even worse is that only 1 of those was to Mokou's last nonspell. Apparently I'm hilariously bad at her nons :V
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: CyberAngel on December 21, 2014, 02:06:02 PM
Me: (got walled by Reimu's familiars) MOMMY! (life lost)
(1 minute later)
My mother: What is it?
Me: GAH! (another life lost due to surprise)

Of course it had to happen the one time I expressed my emotions without swearing.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Kurtis on December 24, 2014, 01:59:49 AM
I was attempting to finally Normal 1cc U.F.O for about the billionth time, and I did pretty well until I got to Byakuren; when I got to her, I was incredibly nervous. I apparently was so nervous that I lost ALL of my lives on her FIRST NON-SPELL.  :colonveeplusalpha:

I can't tell you how many times I fought Byakuren in Practice mode and did extremely well. All that skill went away on my 1cc attempt, because nervousness got the better of me.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ふねん1 on December 30, 2014, 10:52:46 PM
Finally sitting down and trying to grind out a perfect IN Extra. The eighth nonspell is annoying if only because failing it means another ten minutes or more before I can try it again, though I am getting a bit more comfortable reading it higher up. So I get my first run in a long time that gets past the eighth nonspell, but I end up losing my composure and dying early into the yellow ring phase on Hourai Doll. >.< I know I can control myself better than this at least.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Cream Soda on December 30, 2014, 11:37:31 PM
There is actually a script for practicing that attack (see here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atPdOdhWIw4) and check the description).
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Mr Jovial on December 31, 2014, 12:19:41 PM
There is actually a script for practicing that attack (see here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atPdOdhWIw4) and check the description).
That definitely beats using the nonspell patch and cheat engine invincibility to get there (which is what I was doing).
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: ふねん1 on March 14, 2015, 02:53:03 AM
I just had two attempts at a perfect IN Stage 6A fail during Hourai Elixir.

Hoh, but that's not the worst part. The second run failed during the first phase instead of the last, like what usually happens. >.<
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Reiko on May 10, 2015, 03:02:05 PM
I just failed to capture Resurrection Butterfly by running into a bullet during a blue wave.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Nolegs the Cat on May 30, 2015, 11:50:34 PM
How to fuck up a good run.

Get up to the bit right before Meiling without dying, ram a fairy, get walled twice on Meiling's opener and clip on Wind Chime of Colorful Rainbow.
RIGHT AS IT ENDED.
Fuck me.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Pakken11 on June 07, 2015, 05:40:11 PM
Mamizou: 1 Try 1 Clear, Survival Spell caught
Nue: 1 Try 1 Clear, Final Spell caught with 1.00 power (3rd spell fail (Epic Nine Moment =0=), Survival double fail, Darkness double fail >A>;; )
Suwako: Game Over at 5th Spell

...wut;; :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: FamilyTeam on June 08, 2015, 10:41:07 AM
I died about 6 or 7 times in Stage 1 (Touhou 7 as always) and about 4 in Stage 2.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and laugh.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Uruwi on June 11, 2015, 02:11:58 AM
Mamizou: 1 Try 1 Clear, Survival Spell caught
Nue: 1 Try 1 Clear, Final Spell caught with 1.00 power (3rd spell fail (Epic Nine Moment =0=), Survival double fail, Darkness double fail >A>;; )
Suwako: Game Over at 5th Spell

...wut;; :colonveeplusalpha:

MoF extra is brutal.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Pakken11 on June 11, 2015, 10:22:08 AM
MoF extra is brutal.

Dunno, I found TD way harder. It was a lot of derp deaths - next day I cleared in 1 Try, albeit with 0 lives at end lol
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Uruwi on June 11, 2015, 11:09:53 AM
Dunno, I found TD way harder. It was a lot of derp deaths - next day I cleared in 1 Try, albeit with 0 lives at end lol

Derp deaths aren't too difficult to avoid in TD Extra unless it's your 100th attempt that day. MoF actually has dense or fast danmaku. Hard to dodge, even with a crap ton of bombs.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Pakken11 on June 16, 2015, 05:12:08 AM
Derp deaths aren't too difficult to avoid in TD Extra unless it's your 100th attempt that day. MoF actually has dense or fast danmaku. Hard to dodge, even with a crap ton of bombs.

In that regards, I should've absolutely failed UFO Extra lolol
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Invidialbum on June 26, 2015, 06:05:17 PM
Mystic Square easy, died on Yumeko's final attack which is normally easy for me to beat.  :matsuriscowl:
Thank goodness for Neko Project II having savestates so I can go back and undo that mistake.
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Bang Jan on June 30, 2015, 04:52:00 PM
I deathbombed Honest Man's Death twice.

Later in the same run I captured the rings of doom.

Erm...
Title: Re: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition
Post by: Uruwi on July 18, 2015, 12:58:39 AM
Play UFO

Finish Stage 5 with 5 lives to spare

Forget to pause