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Title: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Cybeast710 on November 16, 2012, 04:10:14 AM
This one's been on my mind since reading Yukari's VERY long entry on the TVTropes page: "Reality Warper"

So i have a question for you all. If Yukari somehow gave you full access to her powers for a day (maybe Eirin talked her into it as an "experiment"), what would you do with them?

There are only three rules you'll have to abide by using said power.
1. No "Groundhog Day" scenarios. That is, no bending time into a loop/otherwise keeping the day from ending. You are, after all, merely borrowing them, and she can take them back whenever.

2. No trying to turn on Yukari. You'd lose.

3. Everything you do stays that way.

Also, Yukari offered very nicely to leave a gap to Gensokyo open as an easy escape should you do anything... Untoward or illegal


So, what would i do with them?
Maybe tweak some sizes a bit. Someone gets on my nerves, they lose about an inch off their height. Probably take about 4 or so times to notice. I'll need to make an exception for my lunch table, or they'd all fit snugly in my pocket by the time lunch was over. And since i couldn't afford to have a loose end or i'd be on the run, let's just leave it at they needed to disappear.
Gaps between classrooms. Of course, i'll need to make sure the teacher isn't looking...
Maybe move some classmates around as a prank.
If on a lab day,  muck with group experiments so that there's no way the results are right.
Maybe stick a double pair of gaps by eye and hands so i can surf the web without leaving my desk.
Not really going to abuse said powers in public.
when me and my bro are alone though... Well, let's say there's a lot of possibilities and leave it at that, k?

Yes, i'd love to do A God Am I, but at midnight i'll be completely vulnerable and on the watch list of every government agency existing. For me, at least, a day of godhood isn't worth spending the rest of my life on the run or in Gensokyo. Some of you, it might be.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Goldom on November 16, 2012, 04:54:44 AM
I have more objects than fit on my available bookcases. I figure gaps could help me there. (Most boring answer ever).
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Terrabreak on November 16, 2012, 04:59:15 AM
Okkkkk.....
Lets say that Yukari gave you the ability to use her power while she keep them too for one day (Since if she completly gave you her powers from one day, you turned into the Youkai of boundaries and she in a normal human, you could easily play with the boundary of reality and make her dissapear from existence :I )

So okay, you cant go against Yukari. You still can do whatever the hell you want without any kind of worries. You can go, rape a cute girl of your class 7 times in a row (Sick example but you get the point), play with the boundary between (dont known the exact one, lets call it...) lies and truth and make it like it never happened. You have changed the past so you never raped her. You didnt went back on time, so it doesnt break the rule 2.
This same example can go even further and say "What if I stabbed my teacher's eye with my pencil when she yelled at me 6 years ago?" and puff, instead of a normal student you are now a drug dealer surrounded by B*tches while being the 1# of the most wanted list in USA.
(^ All that sick stuff is to make clear that with the powers of Yukari you can play to be God and even more)

First of all, I would change my past to give myself tons of money (Yay for money)
Then I would play with the boundary between lies and truth and say "I have in my hand an advanced version of the hourai elixir that makes me inmortal unless I try to kill myself". (Yay for inmortality without consequences)
I would then do LOOOTSSS of stuff, but I think the most important would be see things that a human of our time would not be able to (The bottom of the sea and all the creatures that live in it, Machu Pichu and know why it was abandoned, the roman empire and things like that.) (Yay for wonders of the old world)

Yay for awfull grammar :I
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: I have no name on November 16, 2012, 05:09:55 AM
Screw the powers, I'm taking the gap to Gensoyko for a whirlwind tour!

IRL there's a lot of things I'd want to do (like get some WRs and stuff) but I'd rather earn them than mess with the boundary of lucky and unlucky or perfect and imperfect to just get them.  So yeah, take the gap to Gensoyko, go sightseeing for a half a day, go back to the outside world, use the gaps to explore the world for the other half, use the boundary manipulation to make it so I don't need to sleep.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Ikari on November 16, 2012, 08:14:48 AM
Well, if I had access to Yukari's powers, I'd go to Gensokyo. Like, screw boundaries and god powers, living in Gensokyo is all I ever need.

Soooo, I'll just pretend I can't go to Gensokyo because that ruins the whole question for me.

Since they're temporary, I wouldn't change a lot of things; I'd give myself some money without exaggerating and enjoy a day/week/whatevertimeIkeepthepowers of bliss; Gapping myself to places, pocket-sized dimensions to carry my things, repair my laptop, y'know, stuff like that. It's a blessing and a curse, really; if I have too much fun with them, I'll drop into depression when I lose those abilities-

Oh wait you said ''day''.

Then I'm gonna put myself in other universes from various fandoms and vice-versa. (bringing those characters in real life). I'd have some of the best field trips ever~
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: haoreos2 on November 16, 2012, 08:16:57 AM
Fiddle with humanity's genetics so that we aren't living modern life in bodies suited for hunter gatherer societies (thereby eliminating eating disorders and the like, discrimination, some kinds of stress and psychological issues and what-have-you), assuming that falls within the scope of some sequential use of the powers, then go observe interestin' historical events and people for a bit, as well as ancient wonders in their prime, and link my perception with someone else's to see if colour and the like is the same for everyone.
If extreme mathitude comes with the border manipulation, make some advances in the sciences, particularly medicine... and perhaps leave a few nifty monuments buried in deserts or deep in rainforests depicting mythological crossovers (like Heracles fighting the Nemean Sphinx, or Susanoo beheading the Jormungadr) to see what wacky theories crop up when they're discovered.

And who among us wouldn't tweak with the border of language so that we didn't have to wait for translations before playing/watching Japanese stuff? Apart, of course, from those who already speak English and Japanese with equal fluency, who have obviously already had this opportunity.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on November 16, 2012, 12:20:25 PM
I was going to say "don't lie guys, I know that you would go between the boundaries of the men and women's bathroom if you had Yukari's powers" but then I read this:

So okay, you cant go against Yukari. You still can do whatever the hell you want without any kind of worries. You can go, rape a cute girl of your class 7 times in a row (Sick example but you get the point), play with the boundary between (dont known the exact one, lets call it...) lies and truth and make it like it never happened. You have changed the past so you never raped her. You didnt went back on time, so it doesnt break the rule 2.
This same example can go even further and say "What if I stabbed my teacher's eye with my pencil when she yelled at me 6 years ago?" and puff, instead of a normal student you are now a drug dealer surrounded by B*tches while being the 1# of the most wanted list in USA.
(^ All that sick stuff is to make clear that with the powers of Yukari you can play to be God and even more)

So I was going to say "I wish that no one take her powers for a day" but then I read this:

Fiddle with humanity's genetics so that we aren't living modern life in bodies suited for hunter gatherer societies (thereby eliminating eating disorders and the like, discrimination, some kinds of stress and psychological issues and what-have-you), assuming that falls within the scope of some sequential use of the powers, then go observe interestin' historical events and people for a bit, as well as ancient wonders in their prime, and link my perception with someone else's to see if colour and the like is the same for everyone.
If extreme mathitude comes with the border manipulation, make some advances in the sciences, particularly medicine... and perhaps leave a few nifty monuments buried in deserts or deep in rainforests depicting mythological crossovers (like Heracles fighting the Nemean Sphinx, or Susanoo beheading the Jormungadr) to see what wacky theories crop up when they're discovered.

And who among us wouldn't tweak with the border of language so that we didn't have to wait for translations before playing/watching Japanese stuff? Apart, of course, from those who already speak English and Japanese with equal fluency, who have obviously already had this opportunity.

Now I am confused what to think about  :V :V

PS: It would be interesting to use some "Boundary of terrestrial and extraterrestrial life" to see if there are really aliens in our universe.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: redlakitu on November 16, 2012, 01:17:22 PM
I'd gap to Mars, steal Sojourner, gap to Gensokyo, ask Nitori for a remote control, then play in my backyard.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on November 16, 2012, 03:12:10 PM
See that thing that China built? ?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfqyrGqxg1rv0xljo1_500.jpg)
Yeah, totally establish this thing. Made it so that it is permanent and self sustaining on the energy of the universe or whatever (which seeps in from the gap). Then using this gap I shall traverse to distant stars instantly, stealing their technology in a one way ticket back to earth, proceed to reverse engineer it with some of the brightest minds, and finally... maybe then we can do some SPACE TRAVEL. (that is, if the gate closes after Yukari's one day deal is over)
I'd have a lot of money by then and I can already write a biography based on this one day.

Because long term > short term.
and objectively I probably make something at this point to ensure aliens can come too, so we can all enjoy a bit of War of Worlds scenario while we advance to unite humanity under one nation and one flag.  (so to speak, the other option being we end up invaded and dead)
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Nevindar on November 16, 2012, 08:31:21 PM
So many possibilities...

Hm...

Experimentation's, spur-of-the-moment ideas and generally messing around aside, I would defiantly see what can be done with myself.
There are certain things I would not hesitate a second to remove and/or fix.

I would then do a quick tour of the world, like visit a few landmarks and take a few pictures.
Perhaps fix a few problems and troubles with the world?
If possible, I would also check out the planets in the solar system and Keppler-22b at the very least.
I bet NASA would just love the pictures.

Money? Well yea.

I would spend the majority of the time touring Gensokyo though. That is something I would never miss.
I would also go about and see if I could make some sort of device or artifact which would enable
me to revisit Gensokyo at later dates, and without causing any damage to the barrier or causing any
incidents. Perhaps learn, or give me the ability to learn, danmaku while I'm at it.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: fondue on November 16, 2012, 09:03:29 PM
I would gap in on my crush~
 :V
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 16, 2012, 10:53:13 PM
Personally, I'd first use gaps to get to places quicker, much as she does.
After taking care of distant business(like getting some food from every single nation.), I'd start to get bored, and do whatever comes to mind.
Border of sweet and spicy? Watch as some poor sot eating ice cream just has a five-alarm fire in their mouth.


...I really wouldn't be any different from Yukari, come to think of it.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Ikari on November 17, 2012, 01:15:53 AM
I would gap in on my crush~
 :V

Or gap in your crush. Surprise!

...Oh god I meant that ? la Alien, the whole pop out of stomach thing. Not whatever else it sounds like.

...I really wouldn't be any different from Yukari, come to think of it.

When you have the ultimate power, you gotta enjoy the little things. Plus, that ice cream idea sounds hilarious.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Delfigamer on November 17, 2012, 07:24:30 AM
I'd expand the borders of my system abilities so it will be able to affect real entities. Then... ugh. Systems are one thing, but borders are completely another, I ain't used to deal with borders...
Oh, I know. I'll turn myself to complete youkai. After expanding the ability. That way, yes.
After all, I'm already the Youkai of Systems, though incomplete.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Yatakarasu on November 17, 2012, 05:38:26 PM
Go to Gensokyo, duh.

Eliminate the border of languages. Everyone can understand each other now.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 17, 2012, 05:47:01 PM
The fun thing about the power of boundaries?
If you're clever enough, you really can do anything you want with it. The only limits are your own imagination, and what you can think up.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Starxsword on November 18, 2012, 12:10:44 AM
Its probably too exhausting to do anything significant. It would be better off doing something simple.

It is like if you have Marisa's magic, what would you do? It sounds cool, but it is likely a lot of work.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: teefa85 on November 18, 2012, 04:52:39 AM
I'd probably just spend the day in Gensokyo goofing around.  And maybe bend some borders so my weak wrists and ankles were stronger and I could have less problems with standing for long periods of time or drawing.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: haoreos2 on November 20, 2012, 07:50:29 AM
I was playing IaMP today to see some of the bad endings, and while waiting for Alice to get beaten up enough to use a continue, I went off to the interwebs. When I came back, Yukari seemed to have gotten bored.


(http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/alex_unisa/boredYukari.jpg)


If we were to assume that everyone wouldn't bat an eyelid at these powers, or knew about them already or somesuch, I'd use this gravityhax and wormholes to make a rockin' amusement park/indoor playground/acrobatics centre.
Also, I'd open two gaps, one directly below the other, throw a waterwheel in between, add water, and print business cards that decree me the slayer of entropy. Or wait for some math that proves this inadmissible, and rejoice in actually being able to comprehend it.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Error on November 20, 2012, 09:45:16 AM
I would just troll relentlessly with border hax, ruin the lives of people I hate, and if 'soak entry isn't possible, get depressed the next day.

Punch people through the internet?
...
Yessssssss........
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: NuclearFalcon on November 22, 2012, 02:30:49 AM
Hard to say what exactly I would do.  Would probably do something that makes the world into being unified as Ieyasu Tokugawa would say "under one sword", but that would probably make me not welcome.  Whether unwelcome or not I would love to take that gap and spend the rest of my existence with Yukari.  I am happy enough around her to accept that.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: pasu on November 22, 2012, 06:22:09 PM
Ban firearms

Make the four seasons snow in my country

Prevent global warning

go to gensokyou and bestow upon myself immunity to poisons and then visit my waifu in nameless/lonely hill

make friends with yukari
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Delfigamer on November 22, 2012, 06:50:17 PM
go to gensokyou and bestow upon myself immunity to poisons and then visit my waifu in nameless/lonely hill
Good luck. You suuure will need it. :derp:

Yukari somehow gave you full access to her powers for a day
a day
Nah, I'll just go to Gensokyo and become a magician. Hope Patchy/Alice/Marisa will help me (don't like Byakuren).
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Raikaria on November 22, 2012, 06:59:38 PM
> Manipulate the border of hopeless stupidity to make everyone at least a certain degree of intelligent, and not practically cavemen.

> Fix some things I feel are injustices or completely boneheaded, stupid things in the world. Women Bishops? Check. Illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament? Pointless.

> Take that portal to Gensokyo, after giving myself the ability of flight, and -random ability-. Seriously. I'd give myself a -random- ability which would take effect after waking up the next day :V
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Cookiejesus on November 22, 2012, 07:01:13 PM
Gap the trashbags out. They're lying here now for almost two days and I'm way too lazy...

And yeah, I would do nothing more than that, other border shenanigans would be too riksy for me to try out.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Delfigamer on November 22, 2012, 07:05:19 PM
> Manipulate the border of hopeless stupidity to make everyone at least a certain degree of intelligent, and not practically cavemen.
You are about to break the balance between geniuses and morons. Someone have to sweep paths, caryy newspapers, sit in shops and do other similar things.
I as the system youkai say that manipulating those borders is a bad idea unless you want to turn all world into a chaos.
________

And yeah, I would do nothing more than that, other border shenanigans would be too riksy for me to try out.
Move all that stuff on the other side of the truth/lie, the reality/dream or the memory/oblivion border, and all will be fine.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Cookiejesus on November 22, 2012, 07:29:17 PM
Move all that stuff on the other side of the truth/lie, the reality/dream or the memory/oblivion border, and all will be fine.

I actually meant it in the way that we would lack experience and routine with the manipulation stuff. One single mistake during manipulating an important border and everything can go down the drain. Obviously Yukari would fix it if something really bad happens, but it is stated in the opening post that "everything you do stays that way".
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Forsaken by all on November 22, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
1. Harass my little brother for three hours. (I can be very imaginative) :]
2. Play around with various borders to get rid of those endlessly annoying little things that take their toll on my nerves.
3. Tweak around another bunch of borders to make my life (and the life of my relatives, excluding my little brother) nicer.

I know that's pretty vague, but this post would get longer than I want now, if I expand on that.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Cybeast710 on November 22, 2012, 08:59:09 PM
You people come up with so many ideas.
The following is a joke idea. Yeah... this is SO stupid and it's something Yuuka would get a kick out of... and probably no one else.
I'm not serious about this... If everything went back to how it was before (which it won't), then maybe i'd do this...
Add the ability to everyone to manipulate anything... but make it entirely consistent on random chance... as in TF2's Roll The Dice plugin.
Yeah, i predict this world would last 24 hours maximum before someone's random wheel made it unlivable.

Also, let me correct something. If you ROYALLY screw something up, like gravity or the Hakurei Border, or do anything apocalyptic, yeah, Yukari will step in and fix that after the 24 hours. But she won't do a total revert. For example, if there was a nuke dropped. yes, she'll try to fix that, but she won't heal all the people with radiation poisoning. The point was that this isn't a thread for usage that is going to result in completely wrecking stuff. And let's just assume that you can't ACCIDENTALLY fudge up the borders. The other point WAS that if you do anything illegal, the police are still going to be after you the next day. However, you people realized that with the power to manipulate lies/truth, the police are a non-issue because "you did it" turned into a lie. I didn't realize that. Sure is interesting to see what you all would do.


On second thought, i retract this entire clarification post. Make of my OP what you will.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Viola on November 28, 2012, 02:14:38 AM
I'd probably start out with more mundane and domestic things. You know, using the gaps to not have to use the stairs or grab snacks from the kitchen without having to leave my room... Then work up to not having to walk and walk all the way to the store- just jump through the gaps! And if I were able to wing it, I'd hop all around the world to other countries and visit far-off friends! Oh ho, and pranking shenanigans. I can never pass up the chance for a good prank!

And we can't forget a stop in Gensokyo! Probably dangerous, unless you go and see the right people. uwu
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Spriteadam on November 29, 2012, 05:04:55 PM
The fun thing about the power of boundaries?
If you're clever enough, you really can do anything you want with it. The only limits are your own imagination, and what you can think up.
I have a good interest into philosophy and I am a deep thinker,so I guess I might screw around with the border of evolution and evolve the human beings mind to reach there true potential of imaginative understanding(Breaking the boundary of their own imaginative limits within their mind),and of course figure out how the first ever particle was created from pure nothingness.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Ghostly on December 07, 2012, 02:41:12 AM
Simply use gaps to get to Gensokyo. But I also want to send a train from the boundaries to scare someone.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Delfigamer on December 07, 2012, 07:07:42 AM
I have a good interest into philosophy and I am a deep thinker,so I guess I might screw around with the border of evolution and evolve the human beings mind to reach there true potential of imaginative understanding(Breaking the boundary of their own imaginative limits within their mind)
Nonononono, don't even think. Human's fully functioning brain is too powerful to exist in 8*109 copies.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: iK on December 07, 2012, 07:37:59 AM
Hand to Miko, I would honestly use gaps in the most fantastically lazy manner possible. Simultaneously opening a gap in a wardrobe, wherever it is I'm going, in front of myself, and on my clothing to walk though in pajamas and emerge dressed for the occasion.

Why open doors when you can just put a gap on either side and slip right through?

Eventually the degree of lethargy reaches such a crescendo that eating becomes a blase affair- simply allow the nutrients to pass into your system and stimulate your taste buds with anything that might be pleasant before letting its components move elsewhere in the world.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on December 07, 2012, 07:43:05 AM
Gap-based amusement park.

WHEEEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Delfigamer on December 07, 2012, 09:32:42 AM
WHEEEEEEEEE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AsdEXlPsobI#t=97s)
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Vael on December 07, 2012, 10:33:12 AM
Lady Yukari's powers for one day?

I'd prolly ask her permission to grant myself control over the Boundary of Imagination and Reality...with some limitations, and then gap myself all over the world, experiencing and enjoying as much as I can before gapping into Gensokyo to settle there. Add to that a few tweaks to my health and fitness levels; another to my brain for a proper memory, perfect understanding of ALL languages; one to all my senses to fix them up to human limits with the added bonus of being able to perceive and touch spirits; and lastly one final tweak to make sure I can never, ever get drunk.

Beyond using the powers for myself, I won't do much help anyone else to be honest, not unless they attract my attention somehow, there's just too much that could either go wrong (especially if I get it into my head that I could help everyone)...plus, I'm firm believer in earning salvation.

The last thing I'd do before leaving is to make all traces (records, my stuff, memories...that jazz) of my existence are gone or come with me (some of my stuff), and that no one remembers me.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: DeltaSierra4 on December 10, 2012, 08:39:21 AM
Sounds like I'd be busy making intricate gap networks connecting me to basically anywhere far away from my home that I feel like I'll frequent a lot. Create a gap to a certain location that only I know, and then from there on, create as many gaps taking me to places that would usually take so much time and money to go to by any other available means of transportation (Tokyo, Seoul, and London would be the first three places I'll make gaps to. Then I would start working my way through all major cities in the U.S. where I would have to visit more than once in a year - DC, New York, and Nashville maybe). In the end I'll have access to at least like 90 different cities worldwide I frequently visit or I feel like visiting.

Or instead, I'd direct all these gaps to different bank locations worldwide so that the destination is set to the floor of all safes. Money will start pouring in from the safes :] :]

Edit: For my second case, I guess I'll have to destroy the gaps right before the 24 hour period ends so that police can't track me lol
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Vael on December 10, 2012, 09:59:08 AM
Just remembered something else:

I would also set up a "Gensokyo" in each major area of the world and hopefully attract any surviving supernatural creatures and spiritually aware humans, each one would be connected to a supernatural keystone (like the Hakurei Shrine) and then I would connect them all (including Gensokyo) to each other through the Keystones. Each one would be maintained and controlled by Spiritually Powerful Human, and travels between each Boundary would be possible through these Keystones.

=====================================================================================

Of course this would be impossible to set up in a day, I could prolly get away with one, but I would try to discuss the idea with Lady Yukari after my day is done.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Rei Scarlette on December 10, 2012, 11:02:24 AM
Nothing too amazing, really. I would probably be a very boring Yukari. :V Even if only for one day, I wouldn't like cheating through the use of things like "Border of Wealth and Poverty" and such, and as much as I'd like to improve my Touhou skills, manipulating the "Border of Failure and Perfection" is just wrong and would ruin the fun. :V

Instead, I may just visit Gensokyo and try to talk with Mokou for a while. I'm sure she would have a quite few interesting things to say, that is, if she would even say anything to a random guy who came from nowhere. (no "Border of Speech and Silence" craziness either!) Sometimes I wonder what my favorite characters might think, and that would be the best way to find out. Might consider finding Kaguya as well.

If I decided to stay in Gensokyo, I'd give myself/ask Yukari for a random power. Truly random, I should not know it until the next day. I could only hope it's not something completely useless, but if it was I guess I'd have to deal with it. :derp: SirBlueberry used Splash!
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on December 22, 2012, 12:05:09 PM
Turning myself into a super-genius (is that even possible? I'm honestly not too familiar with Yukari's powers).  Screwing the life of everyone I hate. Traveling to Gensokyo to study magic and become a youkai magician and I'll most likely ask Patchouli for that, hopefully she would help me and I won't get beaten by Remilia :( Well, I can use this power when I'm cornered. I'm going to ask Yukari to take me back to outside world and make sure everything goes normal in outside world when I'm done with my study
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 27, 2012, 04:56:33 AM
I would make my ears less sensitive.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Imosa on December 27, 2012, 05:21:51 AM
What the power to sleep for months on end? How about kill myself.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Alicirno on December 28, 2012, 01:41:26 AM
Manipulate the border of Fantasy and Reality and break every law of Physics that exists. This will cause Earth to completely cave in on itself, whilst the Universe will be left to decompose until nothing is left. Then Gensokyo will be the only place in which matter or energy exists. It will be the true apocalypse.

Then I wake up to find myself in my own bed, with nothing of the sort above to have happened.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Gensokyo Dreadnought on December 28, 2012, 09:57:18 PM
Yukari's powers? The only thing I would do is to manipulate my border of intelligence and perception of space-time.

I want to increase my intelligence just enough that I can replicate Yukari's border powers again. I would probably turn it into something physical or embed it deep within my anatomy.

And when the one day is over, I will start my journey becoming the most intelligent life form in the multiverses.

The grand adventure awaits.   :]
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: Maribel Hearn on December 31, 2012, 10:23:15 PM
I'd have a lot to do with Yukari's powers, obviously.

I would gap:
- Myself to every country in the world briefly just to have visited all of them
- Myself to online friends to meet them in real life
- People I hate far, far away from me, both literally and figurally

I would manipulate the border(s) between:
- Countries, so my online friends live closer to me
- Connections and disconnections, so random internet failures stop happening

And an uncountable number of other things. I can't mention everything, you know.
Title: Re: Yukari's powers... What would you do with them?
Post by: aListers on January 14, 2013, 07:27:47 AM
Well other than troll a couple of people on the internet:

I'd send food directly to places in the world that need it.
I'd break down the language border thing.
Probably capture myself some criminals.
destroy chinese internet censorship (one way or another)
Win the syrian civil war on the side of the rebels (probably through leader capturing)
Attempt to destroy al qaeda
do wierd things to myself

well I'll attempt all these things anyway. I don't really know the limitations on Yukari's powers. I'd probably take that gap to gensokyo before the day is over though.