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>You are Shadoweh, MotK's resident mafia
addict enthusiast!
>Recently, you haven't been able to have your fix of mafia, and have been reduced to digging through the mafia archives in an attempt to feed your cravings.
>So when Dormio announced that he was holding a game, despite the fact that you feared for your sanity, you were more than happy to join in.
>That was a few days ago, now you find yourself standing at the centre of a large town with 24 other people, it seems your the last to arrive.
>A few people, like Kitten4u and Zakeri, seem content in simply lurking around the corners of the town square.
>Others, like Lady Lambdadelta and UncertainKitten are arguing, trying to gain the upper hand right from the get go.
>Everybody else seems content to simply mingle amongst each other, chatting about everyday aspects of their lives as they wait for the mod to officially begint he game.
>After a few minutes Dormio, who is standing atop a podium, begins to talk into a small microphone.
>"Before I announce the rules, I have one small announcement to make."
>"Shadoweh."
>He seems to be addressing you.
>"You see what I'm talking into? Do you know what you need to get one of? Shadoweh get a mic."
>Goddamnit.
>"Anyway, the rules..."
>You decide that this is a good time to check your role PM one last time.
>Naturally, you're aligned with...
>_
STILL ALIVE:
1. Bardiche
2. PX
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
18.Kips
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
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> We're an independant third party, right?! RIGHT?!
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> We're an independant third party, right?! RIGHT?!
> Sounds good.
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>We're an independent 4th party of course.
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>Open a gay bar.
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>We have no win con.
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> We're clearly Green Scum, that is to say, a stupid miller role. God damnit Dormio, we're not green scum!
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>Silly, the mod fucked up and nobody got a role PM this game
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>We're an independant party. The 'get a mic' party is the best one after all.
>Open a gay bar.
>Take purvis to said gay bar, because you wanna take him to a gay bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI)
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+1 to ITP
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>We don't even take a look at the role PM. NO CHANCE OF CONFIRMATION BIAS. IT'S BRILLIANT!
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>##KILL KIPS
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>Open a gay bar.
>...with its success being our wincon.
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>##KILL KIPS
>Dont kill Kips yet, he'll just annoy everyone from the grave!
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:ohdear: You know, I really like that song. They play it alot at the bar I go to... <.<
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>Dont kill Kips yet, he'll just annoy everyone from the grave!
>Indeed. If we're lucky the mod may end up modkilling him this time.
Stupid Chaore, how come he didn't just modkill Kips the moment he posted last time. >: <
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:ohdear: You know, I really like that song. They play it alot at the bar I go to... <.<
Would you perhaps be considered a superstar at said bar?
This is important.
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Just cutting Dormio for lulz
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> Shut up the rest of the voices in our head. I can't think when everyone's buzzing about! We're an independent third party and that's that!
> If possible, we're a dayvig so we can shoot Bardiche straight off the bat. That asshole.
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>Indeed. If we're lucky the mod may end up modkilling him this time.
Stupid Chaore, how come he didn't just modkill Kips the moment he posted last time. >: <
>It's a commonly known fact that Kips and Pesco are lovers. Or at least, You think.
>Add quest: KipsxPesco OTP?
-> Find out if Kips is just crazy about how 'the mods love him' or something egotistical like that, and if its true or not.
--> It is most likely not.
why am i such a douche to myself
> Shut up the rest of the voices in our head. I can't think when everyone's buzzing about! We're an independent third party and that's that!
> If possible, we're a dayvig so we can shoot Bardiche straight off the bat. That asshole.
THIS IS THE BEST VOTE I AM DOWN WITH THIS
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>Ban Kips from giving you commands.
There are much better Pesco pairings than Pesco/Kips.
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>Ban Kips from giving you commands.
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>Get drunk.
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>Get drunk, then shoot Kipz, then drink some more. Like ZUN
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>Flood the thread with unnecessary commands, despite the fact that none have yet been parsed and everything you say will probably not be taken seriously.
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>Flood the thread with unnecessary commands, despite the fact that none have yet been parsed and everything you say will probably not be taken seriously.
>Thou art Thee stick a knife into your heart doit doit doit doit
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>Omae Kips
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>Get drunk
>##Vote: Schezo
>Declare Lady Lamdbadelta is town
>Check role PM
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> Independent Third Party with no killing power.
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>Open a gay bar.
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> One-shot Cult Leader.
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>Ponder the possibility of there being a 'secret' player not counted in the actual number of players.
>How good are we at chess? :3
>Check pockets for mic. :derp:
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>Ponder the possibility of there being a 'secret' player not counted in the actual number of players.
>With Dormio as a mod, anything could happen.
>How good are we at chess? :3
>Not very, though you're fairly confident in your ability to perform well in children's card games.
>Check pockets for mic. :derp:
>You check your pockets for a mic. Why you'd carry one on your person, you have no idea, but you check anyway.
> Unfortunately, you don't have one. Maybe you should look into getting one so that you can finally shut Dormio up.
>Silly, the mod fucked up and nobody got a role PM this game
>"... Now, you should have all received a role PM prior to this game's beginning..."
>The crowd, including you, breaks out into a unified cry of "No we haven't".
>"... Crap."
>About half an hour passes whilst Dormio seeks out each of you in private to pass you a role.
>You're last, and you receive a small envelope.
>We don't even take a look at the role PM. NO CHANCE OF CONFIRMATION BIAS. IT'S BRILLIANT!
>Of course. Town can't accuse you of being scum if even YOU don't know whether or not you're scum.
> We're an independant third party, right?! RIGHT?!
> Sounds good.
>We're an independent 4th party of course.
> We're clearly Green Scum, that is to say, a stupid miller role. God damnit Dormio, we're not green scum!
>We're an independant party. The 'get a mic' party is the best one after all.
+1 to ITP
> Shut up the rest of the voices in our head. I can't think when everyone's buzzing about! We're an independent third party and that's that!
> Independent Third Party with no killing power.
> One-shot Cult Leader.
>But you decide to open the envelope and read what your role is.
>As the towniest town that ever towned in the history of townsville, you're bound to be...
>Damn it. You're a third party.
>Not just any third party, a cult leader. With several other abilities.
>Every night, you may select a person to recruit into your cult. You may resurrect someone to recruit them into your cult. All members of your cult will lose all of their previous abilties.
>You have two charges of doctor. You may use these at any time.
>You have one dayvig.
>You have one nightvig.
>You have one tracker charge. You may use this at any time.
>You have one watcher charge. You may use this at any time.
>On Day 5, you must turn one of your cult members into a lover.
>You must open a gay bar with your lover in order to win.
>We have no win con.
>Open a gay bar.
>Take purvis to said gay bar, because you wanna take him to a gay bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI)
>...with its success being our wincon.
>You do have a win con, silly. And it involves opening a gay bar.
>You have no idea how you're going to gain ownership of and run a gay bar in the middle of a mafia game, but it must be done.
>You also vow to take Purvis to a gay bar, despite the fact that he isn't even in this game!
>##KILL KIPS
>Dont kill Kips yet, he'll just annoy everyone from the grave!
>Indeed. If we're lucky the mod may end up modkilling him this time.
> If possible, we're a dayvig so we can shoot Bardiche straight off the bat. That asshole.
>Get drunk, then shoot Kipz, then drink some more. Like ZUN
>"So, as you may all have realized, there are some people amongst you that would rather see all of you dead.
>"These people have begun to work together, forming a team of sorts."
>"They've already hit their first target."
>Dormio throws a body down from the podium. You wonder why he'd keep a body on his podium, but he's probably insane.
>The body flies in your direction, was he aiming it at you? Either way, you dodge, you do not want to get hit by a corpse. They smell.
>"This person was meant to be the 26th member in this game. Pity he ran into trouble whilst getting here."
>You crowd around the body, and Kitten4u quickly identifies the body as huh what's.
>"The two people with the most votes on them at the end of every day will be lynched."
>"And so, have fun, play to win, and before I start the game, I have one more matter to address."
>Dormio pulls out a small revolver from his coat and shoots Kips.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first death."
>"Kips, who was a Vanilla Townie has been killed."
>Well, at least that prevents you from wasting a vig shot on him yourself.
>"Now, let the games begin."
>You ponder about shooting Bardiche immediately, however in your hesitation, you fail to pre-empt the following actions.
>"##Kill Bardiche"
>"##Kill UncertainKitten"
>Two loud gunshots ring out through the air and the crowd turns to see Bardiche and UncertainKitten, both with a look of surprise and a smile on their face.
>Both are holding guns, it appears they killed each other in the crossfire.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our second and third deaths."
>"Bardiche, who was the Townie Unlimited Dayvig has been killed."
>"UncertainKitten, who was the Scum Unlimited Dayvig has been killed."
>Get drunk.
>Get drunk
>This is way too much to handle. The parser joins you in a drink. Or two. Or ten.
>##Vote: Schezo
>Well, in this insane world, you hope that some things never change. Like Schezo being scum.
>You place your vote on Schezo.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
2. PX
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
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>Three deaths already. Just...wonderful. Hope no one reads too far into you getting drunk already, and start up a stand offering everyone drinks.
>Ponder, how is everyone else playing, any obvious ticks we're seeing from other players?
>More specifically, is K4U lurking already?
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> Acquire German accent.
> Ponder how Dormio came up with this insane win condition.
> Steal Dormio's mic.
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>Must have both Kittens for the 3 way harem, so K4U must die
>##Vote Kitten4U
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i'm allowed one 'bah' post right :V
>How much scum is there, And why dont we have a mic yet?
also thanks dormio for letting me get killed off ;_;
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> Troll Sect until he quits/claims scum.
>Three deaths already.
> Four: there was also huhwhat.
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>Must have both Kittens for the 3 way harem, so K4U must die
>##Vote Kitten4U
>Hold that vote. Let's NOT flipflop during day fucking one.
i'm allowed one 'bah' post right :V
>How much scum is there, And why dont we have a mic yet?
also thanks dormio for letting me get killed off ;_;
>We clearly don't know, way to waste your bah post, bye kips!
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>Get annoyed with PX
> ##Nightkill: PX
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> Wonder what kind of setup has a Scum Unlimited Dayvig
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>Since our vote is on him, check what Schezo is doing.
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>Douse the corpses in alcohol.
>Light them on fire.
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>Name our Cult "The Very Townests"
>Get more drunk. We're bound to be carrying quite a few flasks on our person...or bottles... or kegs...
>Ponder which songs we could parodize into cult flavor
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> Revive UK for glorious Culting.
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>Douse the corpses in alcohol.
>Light them on fire.
>Do one better; blow the corpse up!
>Or if that's not possible, slice it into bits. You don't want any zombies in this game... Not again. :ohdear:
>Keep an eye out for anyone aiming anything at you.
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> Revive UK for glorious Culting.
>No, don't do that
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>Revive UK
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>Revive UK
>It's still day! We can't revive or recruit till night. (see role pm)
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>Three deaths already. Just...wonderful. Hope no one reads too far into you getting drunk already, and start up a stand offering everyone drinks.
>Ponder, how is everyone else playing, any obvious ticks we're seeing from other players?
>More specifically, is K4U lurking already?
>Well. This should be interesting, at the very least.
>You decide to get an early start on your win condition. You have plenty of alcohol... now just to figure out where and how to set up a stand.
>Most players seem to be talking with each other, trying to determine each other's alignments from their actions.
>There appears to be a small mob gathering around PX and DollS.
>Dormio simply sits there on the podium, watching the mess unfold.
>Several players, namely Kitten4u, Zakeri, HangedHourai and Serpentarius appear to be lurking.
>Name our Cult "The Very Townests"
>Get more drunk. We're bound to be carrying quite a few flasks on our person...or bottles... or kegs...
>Ponder which songs we could parodize into cult flavor
>You decide to call your cult "The Very Townests". A fitting name, if you say so yourself.
>You can never have enough alcohol! You take a sip. Or two. Or ten from one of your kegs.
>You almost break out into drunken singing, though you pacify yourself by trying to think of songs you could parody.
>Must have both Kittens for the 3 way harem, so K4U must die
>##Vote Kitten4U
>Hold that vote. Let's NOT flipflop during day fucking one.
>You will have all the kittens. All of them.
>Although you're tempted, you refrain from voting for Kitten4u right now. That can come later. You don't want people to pick on you for erratic voting patterns.
>How much scum is there, And why dont we have a mic yet?
>We clearly don't know, way to waste your bah post, bye kips!
>You would have no idea how many scum there are, you're a third party.
>You DO have a mic. Dormio just refuses to acknowledge it because it broke (for the 42nd time (in the past two days)). The jerk.
>Get annoyed with PX
> ##Nightkill: PX
>Angry mob logic dictates that PX must be scum.
>Unfortunately, it's only Day 1 for now. But you swear when night comes, you'll kill PX. Unless you change your mind.
>Since our vote is on him, check what Schezo is doing.
>You decide to check out what Schezo is doing.
>As you approach, you see a small group around him, nowhere near as large as the ones surrounding PX or DollS, but sizable nonetheless.
>The common case that the people in the mob seem to have is that Schezo is bound to have rolled scum again.
>Schezo appears to be flustered, trying to deny all these accusations.
>Douse the corpses in alcohol.
>Light them on fire.
>Do one better; blow the corpse up!
>Or if that's not possible, slice it into bits. You don't want any zombies in this game... Not again. :ohdear:
>Keep an eye out for anyone aiming anything at you.
>Unfortunately, you lack the expertise to turn corpses into bombs.
>You can, however, set them on fire. And you do so!
>As you watch the corpses burn, you feel several eyes on you.
>The townsfolk seem to want to know what you're doing with the bodies.
>"We can't risk having a zombie infestation again."
>Most of the people nod their heads in agreement and go back to forming mobs around PX, DollS, and Schezo.
>Though a few people, namely Pesco and Kilgamayan seem to be eyeing you with distrust.
> Revive UK for glorious Culting.
>No, don't do that
>Revive UK
>It's still day! We can't revive or recruit till night. (see role pm)
>You consider resurrecting and recruiting UK, though you decide against it for now.
>Wait, actually you want to revive UK.
>On fourth thoughts, you don't really.
>Or do you?
>Not that you could, anyway, considering how it's not night yet.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
2. PX
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
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>Kiss Pesco.
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>Kiss Pesco.
>Let's -not- give Pesco a reason to think we're trying to avoid him making a wagon on us. He's actually a decent player, he'll catch on. No one'll listen, but seriously let's act intelligently. We are an intelligent, capable woman and oh look a butterfly.
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>Tease Zengar's Koawings.
...What?
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>Declare Lady Lamdbadelta is town
>If someone presses you for a explanation of your read just answer ?Forget it, she's town!? or make up an excuse
>If the pressing continues use OMGUS or more excuses
>Justify all your reads like this
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>Let's -not- give Pesco a reason to think we're trying to avoid him making a wagon on us. He's actually a decent player, he'll catch on. No one'll listen, but seriously let's act intelligently. We are an intelligent, capable woman and oh look a butterfly.
Ignore Pesco. He'll get himself lynched pretty soon, and he won't be a threat unless he can cop 5 people at once.
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>Let's -not- give Pesco a reason to think we're trying to avoid him making a wagon on us. He's actually a decent player, he'll catch on. No one'll listen, but seriously let's act intelligently. We are an intelligent, capable woman and oh look a butterfly.
>Hey! What could possibly go wrong with a little mockery?
>Pet Schezo and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
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> Can we kill some of the voices in our head? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is too much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
> Make an elaborate case on Schezo, involving lots of alcohol, conspiracy theories and how Schezo cannot possibly be town given his track record.
> Point out how he's just been defending himself instead of scumhunting. Flailing scum, obviously.
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>Hey! What could possibly go wrong with a little mockery?
>Pet Schezo and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
You've never played mafia have you.
>Only do that if you can find some proof to not immediately damn him and can possibly decide against him. Even then, ill-advised action.
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> Aren't we already voting for Schezo?
> Hug Schezo anyways and tell him you hope some of your townieness rubs off on him. :3
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> threaten to eat Edible if he targets you with an action
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You've never played mafia have you.
>Only do that if you can find some proof to not immediately damn him and can possibly decide against him. Even then, ill-advised action.
No, and nor do I ever intend to take it seriously, or employ any strategy other than "obscruficating silliness."
>Ask Dan about the secrets of Saikyo.
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> Aren't we already voting for Schezo?
> Hug Schezo anyways and tell him you hope some of your townieness rubs off on him. :3
>Drunkenly ramble like we always do day 1 while hugging Schezo. For some reason, no one ever thinks we're scummy when we do that.
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>Claim scum
Nothing will go wrong. after all, It's day one, and i'm already dead, so there'd be no bandwagon :V
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No, and nor do I ever intend to take it seriously, or employ any strategy other than "obscruficating silliness."
>Ask Dan about the secrets of Saikyo.
You may want to as such evaluate what you're doing then.
>Claim scum
Nothing will go wrong. after all, It's day one, and i'm already dead, so there'd be no bandwagon :V
>We're not Chaore. Why would we ever do that.
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>Claim scum
Nothing will go wrong. after all, It's day one, and i'm already dead, so there'd be no bandwagon :V
>We are not claiming scum
>We are not taking advice from Kips
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>After hugging Schezo, do our best to get out of range of any godfather powers that are bound to be used by Schezo if he gets too close to a lynch.
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>Kiss Pesco.
>Let's -not- give Pesco a reason to think we're trying to avoid him making a wagon on us. He's actually a decent player, he'll catch on. No one'll listen, but seriously let's act intelligently. We are an intelligent, capable woman and oh look a butterfly.
>You approach Pesco, walking in a straight line towards him.
>You allow nothing to get between Pesco and yourself.
>Pesco finds himself rooted on the spot as you walk towards him and wrap your arms around him.
>All of the mobs, and even the lurkers, stop what they're doing to stare at what you're doing.
>What ARE you doing?
>You stop immediately. You are an intelligent, capable butterfly and you don't need to resort to things like this.
>"What are you doing?!"
>"I think Shadoweh had a role where she had to kiss someone to protect them before."
>"Maybe she has the same role again?"
>"Or she could be trying to confuse us by pretending she has that role again."
>A lot of people seem to be suspecting you now.
>It looks as though you may have some explaining to do.
>Tease Zengar's Koawings.
>You would tease Zengar about the ridiculous costume you forced him into but, alas, he's not in this game.
>If someone presses you for a explanation of your read just answer ?Forget it, she's town!? or make up an excuse
>If the pressing continues use OMGUS or more excuses
>Justify all your reads like this
>This sounds like a plan!
>Hey! What could possibly go wrong with a little mockery?
>Pet Schezo and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
> Aren't we already voting for Schezo?
> Hug Schezo anyways and tell him you hope some of your townieness rubs off on him. :3
>Only do that if you can find some proof to not immediately damn him and can possibly decide against him. Even then, ill-advised action.
>Drunkenly ramble like we always do day 1 while hugging Schezo. For some reason, no one ever thinks we're scummy when we do that.
>You are voting for Schezo.
>And Schezo is adorable, what other proof do you need?
>This is mafia, what is mafia if you can't have a little fun.
>You get away from Pesco and approach Schezo instead.
>Like Pesco, you can see that Schezo wants to get away from you, but can't seem to get his feet to move.
>You begin to pet Schezo and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
>Schezo begins to blush as you say more and more things to him.
>"Look, now she's trying to talk in private with someone."
>"Suspicious."
>"Not to mention it's with Schezo, who's bound to be scum, and she's voting for him."
>"Obvscum."
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>Your wagon is beginning to rival DollS'.
> Can we kill some of the voices in our head? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is too much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
> Make an elaborate case on Schezo, involving lots of alcohol, conspiracy theories and how Schezo cannot possibly be town given his track record.
> Point out how he's just been defending himself instead of scumhunting. Flailing scum, obviously.
>After hugging Schezo, do our best to get out of range of any godfather powers that are bound to be used by Schezo if he gets too close to a lynch.
>Clearly you haven't had enough alcohol yet.
>You push away Schezo and begin to expand your case on him. Though it doesn't amount to much outside of "Schezo is the scum, it's natural" and drunk ramblings.
>You make the observation that Schezo has been focused purely on defending himself.
>"Bussing."
>"She's totally bussing."
>"Obvscum."
> threaten to eat Edible if he targets you with an action
>You turn to face the crowd and tell Edible that you will eat him if he targets you.
>"What?" Edible seems to be somewhat afraid of you.
>Claim scum
>We're not Chaore. Why would we ever do that.
>We are not claiming scum
>We are not taking advice from Kips
>You decide against claiming scum. That's a bad idea and you should feel bad.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
2. PX
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
Uh, on a somewhat serious note, how many actions have I seen to stop taking posts from Kips so far?
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>Pull a ZUN. MORE BEER!
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>"Bussing on the fhirst day? Ha! You guys shure are shomething, hehehe..."
>It's funny because how can we buss if we dont know who mafia is, let alone that we arent even maf? Hah!
>Vote counts, we need them.
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>Bow deeply.
>"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
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>You're a good mafia player when sober.
>You're a great mafia player when in the mood.
>You're an AMAZING mafia player when smashed. Let's roll this wagon.
>Summarily deconstruct the main issue with your wagon. It's based on you not being a complete cock to Shadoweh, point out the issues simply and clearly that they -don't- have any actual evidence, and they're trying to create scum pairs on the first day.
>Summarily also mention bussing within the first few moments of the game is both unlikely and retarded. You've been on Schezo before any of them.
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>Vote the lurker and make a case on somebody else
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>Vote the lurker and make a case on somebody else
>We're not going to suddenly shift our vote away when people are already suspecting we're scum with Schezo. Come on, think.
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Silly Chaore, SCHEZO IS THE LURKER!
>Steal beer from the drug store down the street to prepare for the gay bar opening.
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> :ohdear: Who is voting us right now anyways?
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>Examine huh what's body to determine his alignment.
>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting forever.
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>Determine which of the three dead players is the immediate past president of the Being Alive club.
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> :ohdear: Who is voting us right now anyways?
>DollS, PX, Kilgamayan, Edible, Pesco, and Schezo appear to be voting for you.
>You're a good mafia player when sober.
>You're a great mafia player when in the mood.
>You're an AMAZING mafia player when smashed. Let's roll this wagon.
>Summarily deconstruct the main issue with your wagon. It's based on you not being a complete cock to Shadoweh, point out the issues simply and clearly that they -don't- have any actual evidence, and they're trying to create scum pairs on the first day.
>Summarily also mention bussing within the first few moments of the game is both unlikely and retarded. You've been on Schezo before any of them.
>"Bussing on the fhirst day? Ha! You guys shure are shomething, hehehe..."
>It's funny because how can we buss if we dont know who mafia is, let alone that we arent even maf? Hah!
>You may be the towniest townie that ever towned, but when you're drunk, you're even townier than the towniest townie that ever towned.
>You point out to the other players that they have no case on you other than the fact that you're drunk. And ~*~MotKTown~*~.
>Most of the people on your wagon seem to go back to the PX/DollS/Schezo wagon again, though Pesco remains on yours.
>Bow deeply.
>"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
>Pull a ZUN. MORE BEER!
>You bow to your audience and thank them for watching your show.
>You drink more beer to celebrate. You can never have enough beer.
>Everybody else looks confused.
>Examine huh what's body to determine his alignment.
>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting forever.
>You would, if you hadn't burnt all the corpses.
>Your sanity. It hurts. Why did you decide to join this again?
>Determine which of the three dead players is the immediate past president of the Being Alive club.
>Again, this would be much easier if you hadn't set fire to all of the corpses.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
2. PX
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
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>Don't worry about Pesco. We're good from here. Just keep playing as we have, start trying to get good reads on people.
>To start, anyone look like they may be hiding a Power Role? Dormio probably added a bunch like a derp.
>Also, try and organize a scumteam in your head.
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>Check the vote count.
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>Everybody else looks confused.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>Ponder the ingredients necessary to perform a dark ritual to summon GLaDoS.
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>Clearly we must lynch all lurkers D1.
>Mentally order all the players by activity and content.
>Get ready to start a wagon on a lurker.
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>Ponder the ingredients necessary to perform a dark ritual to summon GLaDoS.
> We actually did this in A Balanced Game of Mafia, the memories.. they still burn..
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>One potato
>Two Weighted companion cubes
>A shirt that says Aperture Science
>A smiley face
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>Ponder the ingredients necessary to perform a dark ritual to summon GLaDoS.
>One potato
>Two Weighted companion cubes
>A shirt that says Aperture Science
>A smiley face
>Summon GLaDoS. What could possibly go wrong?
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>Don't worry about Pesco. We're good from here. Just keep playing as we have, start trying to get good reads on people.
>To start, anyone look like they may be hiding a Power Role? Dormio probably added a bunch like a derp.
>Also, try and organize a scumteam in your head.
>It's not like anyone believes in his mindhax anyway. You're just going go to go at your own pace for now.
>Considering your own role, and the two unlimited dayvigs that have flipped, you worry about what other roles might exist.
>The lurkers look like they might be hiding something, then again they might just be lurking as per usual.
>The people on the Schezo/DollS/PX wagons don't show any signs of having any abili-
>You watch in awe, as does everyone else, as PX and Helepolis spontaneously combust.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our fourth and fifth deaths."
>"PX, who was the Townie Bus-Driving Bomb has been killed."
>"Helepolis, who was the Townie Vampire has been killed."
>It hurts in your sanity.
>At this point, you have no idea. You hold onto your belief that Schezo is scum. SOMETHING still has to be right in this world, right?
>Ponder the ingredients necessary to perform a dark ritual to summon GLaDoS.
> We actually did this in A Balanced Game of Mafia, the memories.. they still burn..
>One potato
>Two Weighted companion cubes
>A shirt that says Aperture Science
>A smiley face
>A cake
>Summon GLaDoS. What could possibly go wrong?
>Those memories pain you. Yet, you can't help but feel the urge to do it again.
>You attempt to summon GLaDoS, but find that you're missing some ingredients.
>You wonder where you're going to find a potato, some companion cubes, a shirt with the Aperture Science logo on it, a smiley face, and a cake.
>Clearly we must lynch all lurkers D1.
>Mentally order all the players by activity and content.
>Get ready to start a wagon on a lurker.
>Lynch all lurkers. What could go wrong?
>The list of players, from least to most active seems to go:
Kitten4u > Zakeri > Hanged Hourai > Conqueror > Chaore > Serpentarius > Kilgamayan > Edible > Dorian. G > Sect > Iced Fairy > DollS > Affinity > ActionDan > Pesco > Schezo > capt. h > Lady Lambdadelta > Shadoweh
>You prepare to start a wagon on either Kitten4u or Zakeri.
>_
Dormio Hates You For Requesting A Vote Count:
Schezo(4) - Shadoweh, ActionDan, Affinity, Edible
DollS(5) - Schezo, Conqueror, capt. h, Chaore, Sect
Shadoweh(1) - Pesco
Pesco(2) - Kitten4u, Serp
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Dammit Helepolis why did you vig PX
>Schezo is active what.
>Conclude Schezo is town.
>Disconnect.
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>Zakeri may be best, don't drop the schezo case, wait for Zakeri to give you reason to switch.
>wait was iced a double voter wut
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>Clearly, we can set up a spell to turn the inevitable scum lies into cake. Two birds with one stone!
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>Two words. Beer cake. Do it. NOW!
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>Dammit Helepolis why did you vig PX
>Schezo is active what.
>Conclude Schezo is town.
>Disconnect.
>Zakeri may be best, don't drop the schezo case, wait for Zakeri to give you reason to switch.
>wait was iced a double voter wut
>This game. You do not understand it at all.
>You decide that Schezo is probably town, but keep your case on him for the time being, and decide to call it quits for now. You'll probably lose your mind if you stay here any longer.
>There's even a double voter in here what the hell man.
>You take a break in the house allotted to you for the next couple of hours, oblivious to whatever the hell is going on out there.
>Clearly, we can set up a spell to turn the inevitable scum lies into cake. Two birds with one stone!
>Two words. Beer cake. Do it. NOW!
>As you go off into a solitary world where there is still some semblance of sanity, you argue with yourself, wondering whether it would be best to make a cake out of lies or beer.
>You spend several hours trying to decide which would be the better ingredient to make a cake out of, and you still have not found an answer, but you decide it would be best to get back to mafia.
>You leave your sanity fortress and step into mafia to find that DollS has the leading wagon, and that Schezo is second. Though Pesco is behind by a single vote.
>There is not much time left in Day 1, and if you switch your vote to Pesco, you can save Schezo and have Pesco lynched.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Throwing my vote in for not saving Schezo, honestly it's a risky move that will attract attention. Not worth it for Schezo.
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But what if Schezo is town
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>Accept the contract with Kyubey. Become a Puella Magi. All so your wish of ending this game comes true.
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>Take the risk! Vote Pesco!
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>Request another votecount. What kind of of mod doesn't update votecounts? What a noob.
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>Take the risk! Vote Pesco!
Catching scum isn't in our win condition.
If we vote Pesco, it's only because he's the only player that has shown suspicion on us. Not because he's scum.
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And? That clearly makes him scum.
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And? That clearly makes him scum.
>Examine our case on Pesco.
>Check if UK is voting based on blatant OMGUS.
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And? That clearly makes him scum.
That means people will look at us for killing him for being the person looking at us.
In short, voting pesco is literal suicide.
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>Flip a coin into the air, catch it in our mouth.
>Does Pesco or Schezo have the larger chest?
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I'm dead, remember? Also, Chaore, that never happens to me~
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I'm dead, remember? Also, Chaore, that never happens to me~
This is because of UK magic. Also I don't think even you last minute vote shift to get someone looking at you killed.
You just always have your vote on them.
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>If we have more of a case on Pesco, Vote Pesco. This includes gut reads.
>If not, let Schezo die.
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Guys guys, have you already forgotten?
>If someone presses you for a explanation of your read just answer ?Forget it, she's town!? or make up an excuse
>If the pressing continues use OMGUS or more excuses
>Justify all your reads like this
> Use the Towniest reasoning. "OH MY GOD YOU SUCK ##VOTE PESCO!"
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Guys guys, have you already forgotten?
> Use the Towniest reasoning. "OH MY GOD YOU SUCK ##VOTE PESCO!"
>At the end of a decent case if you do switch. As a joke. >:
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That means people will look at us for killing him for being the person looking at us.
In short, voting pesco is literal suicide.
Actually, I think it's a very effective strategy, provided our case isn't based on him voting for us.
The real question is whether Pesco will get himself lynched if we leave him be, or if we should do something to him tonight.
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>Pesco is laughing at me and doing weird hax. >:(
>##VOTE PESCO
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>Wait, why do we want to vote Pesco? Can't we just lynch him tomorrow?
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> What's up with this Doll business and can we join in?
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>Start an 11th hour wagon on Affinity before switching back to Schezo at the last possible second.
>IT WORKED LAST TIME! NO ONE WILL SUSPECT ANYTHING! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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>Throwing my vote in for not saving Schezo, honestly it's a risky move that will attract attention. Not worth it for Schezo.
>Take the risk! Vote Pesco!
>You feel conflicted.
>Examine our case on Pesco.
>Check if UK is voting based on blatant OMGUS.
>Your case on Pesco involves... you had a case on Pesco?
>UK is dead, and therefore unable to vote.
>Accept the contract with Kyubey. Become a Puella Magi. All so your wish of ending this game comes true.
>You would, but Helepolis was already killed.
>Flip a coin into the air, catch it in our mouth.
>Does Pesco or Schezo have the larger chest?
>As you walk out and assess the situation, everybody is watching you.
>You take this opportunity to flip a coin and catch it with your mouth, eating it in the process.
>You observe both Pesco and Schezo, and determine that Pesco has the larger chest.
>If we have more of a case on Pesco, Vote Pesco. This includes gut reads.
>If not, let Schezo die.
> Use the Towniest reasoning. "OH MY GOD YOU SUCK ##VOTE PESCO!"
>You don't really have a case on Pesco, but who needs a case?
>You use your infallible TOWNIE LOGIC to determine that Pesco is scum, and switch your vote to him.
>At the end of a decent case if you do switch. As a joke. >:
>... Before you switch your vote back to Schezo.
>Pesco is laughing at me and doing weird hax. >:(
>##VOTE PESCO
>But what if Pesco is performing some weird actions from the shadows?
>You decide to put your foot down and vote for Pesco!
>Wait, why do we want to vote Pesco? Can't we just lynch him tomorrow?
>... Or do you?
>YOU ARE CONFUSED.
>You do not have much time left.
> What's up with this Doll business and can we join in?
>You could hop onto the DollS wagon, and leave the second lynch up to a coin flip.
>Start an 11th hour wagon on Affinity before switching back to Schezo at the last possible second.
>Or you could start a last second wagon on Affinity, though you doubt this will happen.
>_
The Best Mod Ever Doesn't Update Votecounts That's Who
DollS⑨ - Schezo, Conqueror, capt. h, Chaore, Sect, Lady Lambdadelta, Iced Fairy, Kitten4u, Affinity
Schezo(5) - ActionDan, Affinity, Edible, Pesco, Iced Fairy
Pesco(6) - Serp, Kilgamayan, Zakeri, DollS, Dorian. G, Shadoweh
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Wait, Pesco wasn't even voting for us.
>Why did we vote for a player based on OMGUS who wasn't even voting for us?
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>Gently caress. We just voted pesco didn't we. Okay, stick with it then. Flopping back will be much worse.
>Set your mock bar up again and start drinking. Hope someone else joins.
>Wait, Pesco wasn't even voting for us.
>Why did we vote for a player based on OMGUS who wasn't even voting for us?
>Presumably to save Schezo. Infinitely, not, worth, it.
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>Screw it, go after Pesco with the red hot intensity of a thousand suns and the grace of an eagle
>piloting a blimp
>We're having rabbit stew tonight!
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>Make dinner in preparation for the 7 am deadline. You want to be up for any deadline shenanigans.
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>Wait, Pesco wasn't even voting for us.
>Why did we vote for a player based on OMGUS who wasn't even voting for us?
>Not recently, anyway.
>Pesco was voting for you earlier in the game.
>Gently caress. We just voted pesco didn't we. Okay, stick with it then. Flopping back will be much worse.
>Set your mock bar up again and start drinking. Hope someone else joins.
>Screw it, go after Pesco with the red hot intensity of a thousand suns and the grace of an eagle
>You decide against switching back to Schezo, again. Adding to the number of times you flop probably won't help.
>Whatever you're going to go for Pesco. Screw everything else.
>You simply set up a mock bar in the middle of the town square and start drinking. The parserEveryone joins in for a drink. This game is taking its toll on the minds of all the players.
>Dormio appears on top of the podium again.
>"It looks like the day is nearing it's end, and the votes are in!"
>Dormio pulls out a crossbow, before firing two bolts. One at DollS, and one at Pesco.
>DollS is hit first, and Dormio announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have our sixth death."
>"DollS, who was the Townie Supply Box was killed."
>As the second bolt flies towards Pesco, it stops abruptly in the air.
>"It would appear as though the lynch has failed."
>"The first day has ended, please return to your allocated rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>piloting a blimp
>We're having rabbit stew tonight!
>Make dinner in preparation for the 7 am deadline. You want to be up for any deadline shenanigans.
>You wish you were piloting a blimp.
>Instead you think about what you're going to eat tonight. You feel like rabbit stew for some reason.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Glance between Kilga and Pesco's chest a few times. Raise an eyebrow at his voting decision.
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>Recruit UK
>Vig Pesco
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Now, we don't really care who dies until we have a cult member worth protecting so there's no use using our doc abilities tonight. Likewise, Pesco can get himself lynched without our help.
If we do both Doc and recruit a player, I would have to go with Serp or Kilga
>Who were the three most compitent players yesterday?
EDIT: remember, blocking the NK gives us major townie points, even if the NK is a cult member now. Also, you're dead UK so it's a tad hard to recruit you.
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We can revive recruit.
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We can recruit dead players silly, and ressurect them!
> No, we can't ressurect UK yet, those nasty townies will come after her! We must wait until no one can stop our Very Townest paradise. :3
> Pesco just avoided getting lynched.. maybe he haxxed the votes? @_@
> RECRUIT KITTEN4U
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UK will say she was ressurected as townie. It's probably a one shot ability the rezzer should claim, obviously.
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>We are not ressurecting UK. No, we've already just failed to get Pesco lynched. Ressurecting UK is frankly the last thing we need.
>Throwing in another for recruiting K4U.
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UK will say she was ressurected as townie. It's probably a one shot ability the rezzer should claim, obviously.
Or we could revive UK as scum, and NOT recruit her, and then get her lynched.
Better UK than us.
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That's a horrible idea. She'd get lynched as cult and we'd look just as suspicious the next day.
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>Be completely meta and
recruit K4U invite K4U to our QT.
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But, yes, we can rez UK later and recruit K4U now~
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That's a horrible idea. She'd get lynched as cult and we'd look just as suspicious the next day.
I said resurrect UK, not recruit her.
Townies have short memories. Provided we play townie tomorrow, the day 1 will barely matter, even if it means resurrecting an obvlynch. Especially if the compitency count goes down by 2 instead of 1. (2 night kills means 2 compitent players gone)
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> Make sure our recruitment is accompanied by flowers and a box of Oreo Cookies and Creme. Everything is better with cookies!
The recruitment is what ressurects, capt.h, so they're the same thing.
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>Cleave Dormio.
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>Glance between Kilga and Pesco's chest a few times. Raise an eyebrow at his voting decision.
>Before everyone begins to leave, you take the opportunity to get a few looks at the chests of Kilga and Pesco.
>You wonder about those two.
>Who were the three most compitent players yesterday?
>Considering that the only scum that was killed today was through a vig shot at the beginning of the day, it's rather hard to tell.
>Especially since you decided not to take part in most discussions.
>Recruit UK
>Vig Pesco
> No, we can't ressurect UK yet, those nasty townies will come after her! We must wait until no one can stop our Very Townest paradise. :3
> Pesco just avoided getting lynched.. maybe he haxxed the votes? @_@
> RECRUIT KITTEN4U
>We are not ressurecting UK. No, we've already just failed to get Pesco lynched. Ressurecting UK is frankly the last thing we need.
>Throwing in another for recruiting K4U.
>You feel conflicted on who you want to recruit. Though you seem to be leaning towards recruiting Kitten4u.
>The lynch failure is suspicious, though, and you decide that you're probably going to shoot Pesco once you're back in your room.
>You are among the last to return to your room.
>You can now decide what actions you want to take.
>Be completely meta and recruit K4U.
> Make sure our recruitment is accompanied by flowers and a box of Oreo Cookies and Creme. Everything is better with cookies!
>You decide to recruit Kitten4u, you can always get the other kitten later.
>A line of communication opens up between you and Kitten4u. You may use this private communication at any time.
>You hear a statement from Kitten4u: "Jerk. After rejecting my quicktopic you make one of your own?"
>You think she's kidding, since you can hear her munching away on the Oreos.
>Cleave Dormio.
>You make a note to yourself to kill Dormio the next time you see him.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
Also, for clarification, you can only resurrect by recruiting.
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>Play mock hurt, but cut to the chase and ask her what she knows.
>Also shower her with lurve.
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>Also shower her with lurve.
>Discover a way to liquify lurve and attach it to her shower's water spout.
>Also, track Pesco.
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>Vig Pesco
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> Don't track Pesco if we decide to vig him, that would be silly.
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>Ask K4U who the scum are.
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>Vig Pesco
>No don't do that. He's far too easy to lynch.
>Actually, who is the best player for a third party to track? If we want to lynch Pesco anyway, maybe we should be using our powers to look for power roles instead.
>Do we have any suspicions about who is likely to be either scum or a power role? Were Serp and Affinity playing less than absolutely pro-town yesterday?
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>No don't do that. He's far too easy to lynch.
>Actually, who is the best player for a third party to track? If we want to lynch Pesco anyway, maybe we should be using our powers to look for power roles instead.
>Do we have any suspicions about who is likely to be either scum or a power role? Were Serp and Affinity playing less than absolutely pro-town yesterday?
>Too easy to lynch
>Is Lynch-proof.
capth you may want to rethink that sentence
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>Vig Pesco so people will think he had a delayed-lynch ability.
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>Play mock hurt, but cut to the chase and ask her what she knows.
>Also shower her with lurve.
>You tell her that your quicktopic was an apology, and that you didn't mean to reject her quicktopic.
>But you stop kidding around soon enough, you're still playing to win, here.
>"I just fulfilled my win condition until you took it away from me."
>"I was a hunter, hunting DollS. Vigging him or being on his wagon when he was lynched was my wincon."
>"Now it's to win with the cult."
>"Thanks a lot."
>Discover a way to liquify lurve and attach it to her shower's water spout.
>Also, track Pesco.
>Vig Pesco
> Don't track Pesco if we decide to vig him, that would be silly.
>No don't do that. He's far too easy to lynch.
>Too easy to lynch
>Is Lynch-proof.
>You aren't sure how you're going to get Kitten4u's shower to start spouting out booze instead of water.
>You aren't sure on whether you want to track or vig Pesco.
>Ask K4U who the scum are.
>"I don't know, I just needed to get DollS killed. I haven't been paying attention to most of the game."
>Actually, who is the best player for a third party to track? If we want to lynch Pesco anyway, maybe we should be using our powers to look for power roles instead.
>Do we have any suspicions about who is likely to be either scum or a power role? Were Serp and Affinity playing less than absolutely pro-town yesterday?
>You wonder about who you should track.
>Do you have any suspicions about who is likely to be scum?
>Serp was being rather lurk-y. You think Affinity was playing normally.
>Vig Pesco so people will think he had a delayed-lynch ability.
>You decide that you're going to vig Pesco.
>You cut off communications with Kitten4u for the time being and sneak out into the night.
>You walk through the town under the cover of shadows, and set up several explosives around the entrance to Pesco's room.
>Once you're done, you walk back to your room, a grin on your face.
>Pesco will not be joining you the next day.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>KISSU K4U
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>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting for not removing lynchers from the game after they've won.
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>Prepare yourself for annoyance when he shows up alive and well tommorow.
>Chat with K4U more before dayrise, get her take on what you two should do next.
>Apologize for the whole thing, seriously you had no idea.
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> Try to convince Kitten4u winning by lynching DollS isn't cool enough a win for her, cult is much neater!
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>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting for not removing lynchers from the game after they've won.
>The level of bastard modding in this game is making you question if the very fabric of reality isn't being torn.
>Prepare yourself for annoyance when he shows up alive and well tommorow.
>Chat with K4U more before dayrise, get her take on what you two should do next.
>Apologize for the whole thing, seriously you had no idea.
>KISSU K4U
> Try to convince Kitten4u winning by lynching DollS isn't cool enough a win for her, cult is much neater!
>He had better be dead.
>You chat with Kitten4u about mundane things for a while before moving onto the gameplan for Day 2. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u grow slightly.
>Kitten4u tells you that her plan is to stay out of the spotlight, and to try to subtly promote whichever lynch you decide to go for.
>You tell Kitten4u that her original wincon was far too lame for someone like her.
>Kitten4u still seems annoyed that you took away her win.
>You send Kitten4u a kiss through the quicktopic, though she doesn't seem all that impressed. Perhaps if your relationship with her was more intimate?
>The night appears to be coming to a close. If you have any other actions you want to perform, you should do it now.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>We're good. Cut to the next day so we can rage more.
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>Track the mod
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>Track the mod
>We're doing nothing to the mod except shooting him. This is not a shot, so we're not using it on the mod.
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>Fine, stare at the mod instead.
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> Consult the best mafia player ever to figure out leads on who the scum might be.
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> Consult the best mafia player ever to figure out leads on who the scum might be.
But we just killed Pesco
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>Then consult Keine.
>Get the stew ready; we're having rabbit for breakfast.
>We aren't town, so we don't care who scum is. Stop worrying about finding scum, and concern ourselves with players that look like scum, or can be made to look like scum with a second glance.
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>We're good. Cut to the next day so we can rage more.
>Track the mod
>We're doing nothing to the mod except shooting him. This is not a shot, so we're not using it on the mod.
>You feel conflicted on whether you want to track Dormio or finish up your actions for the day.
>Eventually, you decide that you're not going to do anything to Dormio aside from dayvigging him.
>You turn in for the rest of the night.
>As the morning approaches you get ready for another day of mafia.
>You walk out into the town and greet the other players as you pass them until the morning is disturbed by a rather large sounding explosion.
>You'd guess that it came from the direction of Pesco's room. You grin again. What a beautiful sound to wake up to.
>You wait until everyone has gathered in the town square, Pesco is nowhere to be found, though.
>Soon, Dormio gets up on the podium again.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our seventh death."
>"Pesco, who was the Mindhax Townie Cop, was killed."
>"I find it strange that there was only one kill tonight, so to rectify this..."
>You watch Dormio draw a revolver from his coat pocket again before he fires at Hanged Hourai.
>"It's too annoying to try to remember that you're still in this game."
>"And with that, we have had our eighth death."
>"Hanged Hourai, who was the Roleblocking Scum Traitor, has been killed."
>"Now, let Day 2 begin."
>The town breaks out into several arguments over the lynches yesterday and Pesco's death today.
>Fine, stare at the mod instead.
>You stare at Dormio. Now would probably be a good time, if you want to use your dayvig on him.
> Consult the best mafia player ever to figure out leads on who the scum might be.
>You consider talking with the best mafia player ever to get some leads on who the scum might be.
>Naturally, in your eyes the best mafia player ever is...
>Then consult Keine.
>Keine. Who else could it be?
>You ask Keine for help, and she tells you that players 4 through to 9, and 11 through to 25 are not aligned with you.
>Get the stew ready; we're having rabbit for breakfast.
>We aren't town, so we don't care who scum is. Stop worrying about finding scum, and concern ourselves with players that look like scum, or can be made to look like scum with a second glance.
>You make a note to find Pesco's body later. No point in letting it go to waste.
>You could probably push a case on several people simply on the basis that they weren't killed N1.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Look back to see who Pesco made cases on. Besides us, that is.
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>...consider it, There is definitely a reason he keeps killing people -he- chooses, and it isn't normal modkill procedure.
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>Go check to see if Schezo is raging that the mod killed his partner.
>Go around and hear the arguments people are making, about who and see if they appeal to us.
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>make early case on Schezo. He was the counter wagon to two town power roles, clearly he is the Scums.
>that should make you look towny enough to make up for yesterday's waffle, and hope other scum will start to bussssssssss.
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> Ask K4U if Schezo is the scums for sure.
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>make early case on Schezo. He was the counter wagon to two town power roles, clearly he is the Scums.
>Let's not. WE JUST SWITCHED OFF HIM. That's the worst idea. Jesus fuck.
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>Ask Dan about the secrets of Saikyo.
This should not have been ignored.
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That's the worst idea. Jesus fuck.
>Let's not. WE JUST SWITCHED OFF HIM. That's the worst idea. Jesus fuck.
Actually this is the worst idea
>##dayvig Schezo
Actually, let's do this!
Actually, ##Saikyo Groove Schezo
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> Don't dayvig Schezo, Godfathers are immune to vig shots silly!
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>Fake dayvig Schezo; he ain't immune to those.
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>Pour alcohol we likely have on dead bodies and light them up.
>Take a swig.
>Create flyers to promote the opening of our gay bar. Bring a friend, get half off second drink.
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>Fakevig, not realvig, Schezo.
>Consider case on Chaore, he's probably scum because K4U was town...ish...
>No more setting bodies on fire. We don't need that.
>No revealing our gay bar plans YET! Jesus.
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>Don't publicly overdramatically laugh at Pesco's death.
>We noticed Serp being rather lurky. Analyze Serp's behavior today, and determine whether he is a good target.
>Do not go after anyone we aren't willing to follow through on.
>Look for scummy behavior from Lady Lamdbadelta.
>Watch out for trains.
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>No revealing our gay bar plans YET! Jesus.
> Win con is open a gay bar WITH our Lover, anyways. We can't romance K4U or UK until Night 5, so we gotta wait.
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>Don't publicly overdramatically laugh at Pesco's death.
>We noticed Serp being rather lurky. Analyze Serp's behavior today, and determine whether he is a good target.
>Do not go after anyone we aren't willing to follow through on.
>Look for scummy behavior from Lady Lamdbadelta.
>Watch out for trains.
>You try to hold in a laugh. Pesco died. And you killed him. You can't help but feel good.
>Serp seems to be acting like he did yesterday. Not particularly adding anything to town discussions.
>You note to yourself that you aren't going to swap your vote so many times like you did yesterday.
>It doesn't seem to be to hard to find scummy actions from Lady Lambdadelta, though at the same time these actions could be interpreted as strange town play.
>You remain mindful of any suspicion towards you. You seem to have gathered some from your voteswitches yesterday, especially since Pesco has flipped town, but it doesn't seem like enough for you to be quicklynched... yet.
>Look back to see who Pesco made cases on. Besides us, that is.
>Pesco appears to have made a case on Schezo that you missed whilst you ran back to the sanctuary of your room.
>...consider it, There is definitely a reason he keeps killing people -he- chooses, and it isn't normal modkill procedure.
>There's something weird about these modkills...
>Go check to see if Schezo is raging that the mod killed his partner.
>Go around and hear the arguments people are making, about who and see if they appeal to us.
>You look at how Schezo is reacting to the flips.
>He appears to simply be standing there, staring into the sky.
>You aren't sure if he's trying to suppress some rage, or if he is simply baffled by the game like everyone else.
>make early case on Schezo. He was the counter wagon to two town power roles, clearly he is the Scums.
>that should make you look towny enough to make up for yesterday's waffle, and hope other scum will start to bussssssssss.
>Let's not. WE JUST SWITCHED OFF HIM. That's the worst idea. Jesus fuck.
>You aren't sure whether or not you want to pick up a case on Schezo again.
> Ask K4U if Schezo is the scums for sure.
>You decide to ask Kitten4u about whether or not Schezo is scum.
>"Probably."
>##dayvig Schezo
> Don't dayvig Schezo, Godfathers are immune to vig shots silly!
>>Fake dayvig Schezo; he ain't immune to those.
>Fakevig, not realvig, Schezo.
>Consider case on Chaore, he's probably scum because K4U was town...ish...
>You consider vigging Schezo, but decide to fake vig him instead.
>You say to Schezo "##Death to: Schezo"
>After this, you decide to ask Schezo if he has any last words.
>"Screw this game. This is so much bastard modding you don't even know!"
>You entertain the possibility of Chaore being scum. Since he's always on the opposite alignment of Kitten4u...
>Pour alcohol we likely have on dead bodies and light them up.
>Take a swig.
>Create flyers to promote the opening of our gay bar. Bring a friend, get half off second drink.
>No more setting bodies on fire. We don't need that.
>No revealing our gay bar plans YET! Jesus.
>You decide against burning the dead bodies this time. Instead you drink the alcohol that you would have used to soak the bodies.
>You create some mental plans for your gay bar, including the designs for a flyer.
> Win con is open a gay bar WITH our Lover, anyways. We can't romance K4U or UK until Night 5, so we gotta wait.
>Your gay bar is going to be fantastic. Once you find a lover to open it with. You can hardly wait.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Are there any players that are behaving erratically?
> ... Aside from us.
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>uggghhhh this is going to go terribly isn't it. Okay, we need to find actual scum to make ourselves look better since we can't get back on Schezoscum.
>That pesco flip is going to kill us, way to go guys.
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>Recall ED2 of Vampire Mafia and calculate how much townie cred we would lose if we swung back onto obvscum Schezo right now.
>Do a reread of Serp.
>Count Zakeri's prods.
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>Request a votecount
>Ask Kitten4U if there's anyone she would like to be culted with us. Besides Schezo of course :V
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>uggghhhh this is going to go terribly isn't it. Okay, we need to find actual scum to make ourselves look better since we can't get back on Schezoscum.
>We don't actually know anything about almost any player other that K4U and Schezo.
>Fix that. What do we know about each player? What stuck out?
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>realize that Dormio is shooting people whose names (at least their first names) are increasing in length.
Huh What - 3
Kips - 4
DollS - 5
Hanged Hourai - 6
There can be only one conclusion.
Dorian. G - 7? will be dead soon.
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Actually, the only reason I got shot is because I forgot to respond to the PM asking if I could be used until after the game started.
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Actually, the only reason I got shot is because I forgot to respond to the PM asking if I could be used until after the game started.
WIFOM!
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Also dolls was lynched. Dormio didn't do the day opening shot on him.
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now you're just trying to crush my conspiracy theory. Well the Mod did kill him, so it's a Modkill! ^^
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>We don't actually know anything about almost any player other that K4U and Schezo.
>Fix that. What do we know about each player? What stuck out?
> Are there any players that are behaving erratically?
> ... Aside from us.
>Schezo appears to be completely unmotivated. Several players, especially those that were voting for him yesterday are voting for him.
>At this point, it looks like there will be no way to save him.
>Iced Fairy has been rather quiet today, double voting Schezo and not doing much else.
>Kilgamayan has been speaking strangely and Edible looks rather annoyed. Both of these people are on Schezo's wagon.
>You also think that Chaore is strange, based on the fact that Kitten wasn't scum.
>capt. h has been making weird cases all game. However, most people appear to be passing him off as town.
>Conqueror, ActionDan and Dorian. G have been rather forgettable this game, and nobody seems to have a clue on where Zakeri is.
>Lady Lambdadelta and Serp are both arguing that Iced Fairy is scum, though LLD is much louder than Serp.
>Sect has jumped onto the Schezo wagon.
>Affinity is voting for you.
>uggghhhh this is going to go terribly isn't it. Okay, we need to find actual scum to make ourselves look better since we can't get back on Schezoscum.
>That pesco flip is going to kill us, way to go guys.
>Why did you switch to Pesco at the last second?
>Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
>You had better try to get a second lynch on scum started if you want some cred.
>Recall ED2 of Vampire Mafia and calculate how much townie cred we would lose if we swung back onto obvscum Schezo right now.
>Do a reread of Serp.
>Count Zakeri's prods.
>You'd lose some, hopefully not enough to secure your place as the second lynch.
>Serp appears to have been making a case on Iced Fairy, even if his activity is somewhat sparse.
>You don't have nearly enough time to do this.
>Ask Kitten4U if there's anyone she would like to be culted with us. Besides Schezo of course :V
>"I dunno, it's up to you, really. Just pick the ones that won't die."
>_
Stop Asking For Votecounts Damn It
Schezo(8) - Iced Fairy, Iced Fairy, Kilgamayan, Edible, Sect, ActionDan, Conqueror, Chaore
Iced Fairy(3) - Serp, Lady Lambdadelta, capt. h
Shadoweh(3) - Affinity, Dorian. G, Schezo
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Read Affinity's case.
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>Who was voting Schezo before the fakevig, and who jumped on afterwards?
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
10.Shadoweh
13.Dormio
>Examine what excuse these people have for not voting.
>Casually ask the mod who he wants to win.
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>Dayvig Dormio
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>Dayvig Dormio
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>#Unvote
>##Vote: Iced Fairy
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>Read Affinity's case.
>Affinity's case on you appears to be based around your strange interactions with Schezo.
>You were voting for him, was whispering to him, saved him from the lynch, before outing him with a fakevig.
>Who was voting Schezo before the fakevig, and who jumped on afterwards?
>Are we the only person not voting then? :V
>Iced Fairy, Kilgamayan, and Edible were voting for Schezo before the fakevig.
>You, Kitten4u and Zakeri are not voting.
>Examine what excuse these people have for not voting.
>Kitten4u has said that she will vote with you.
>You have not yet decided on someone to vote on.
>Nobody knows where Zakeri is.
>Dormio is the mod.
>Casually ask the mod who he wants to win.
>You ask the mod on who he wants to see as the winner.
>"That's a secret."
>Dayvig Dormio
>You decide to cut through all the noise that the town is generating by pulling out your own gun and shooting Dormio down from his podium.
>Dormio looks surprised as he falls to the ground.
>The rest of the town stares at you in silence until a small projection comes on. It appears to be an imitation of Dormio.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, the ninth death has occured."
>"Dormio, who was the Self-Governing Serial Killer, has been killed."
>The town continues to stare at you in silence.
>#Unvote
>##Vote: Iced Fairy
>You decide to place your vote on Iced Fairy, trusting in Serp, LLD, and capt. h.
>Kitten4u promises to put her vote on Iced Fairy later, so that she isn't tied too closely to you.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
>Self-Governing
>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting forever.
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>Self-Governing
>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting forever.
>You think there may be more bastard modding in this game than the sum of all of Zakeri's prods.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>See if people think we are townier for killing a Serial Killer that could only be killed that way.
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>See if people think we are townier for killing a Serial Killer that could only be killed that way.
>The town are just staring at you in stunned silence.
>You think you may have just earned yourself a fairly large chunk of townie cred.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Both Scum and Town want serial killers taken care of, though you took care of him earlier than scum probably would. Don't expect much of this.
>Moreover, you just revealed you're a dayvig after two already died, someones going to take notice.
>Ergo hope to christ Motktown is in full motion.
>Set your stand up with drinks and get ready for a wave.
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>Check early posts for power role crumbs. We want to start thinking about our next recruit.
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>On that note, we know there is a doctor since our NK was the only one. Unfortunately, scum know someone else went killing last night as well, due to that. Town is clueless. See if anyone is wondering about night vigs, even if only subtly.
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>Don't forget scum ALSO could have shot Pesco.
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>Both Scum and Town want serial killers taken care of, though you took care of him earlier than scum probably would. Don't expect much of this.
>Moreover, you just revealed you're a dayvig after two already died, someones going to take notice.
>Ergo hope to christ Motktown is in full motion.
>Set your stand up with drinks and get ready for a wave.
>You've probably earned enough cred to prevent yourself from being lynched today, at the very least.
>You pray that ~*~MotKTown~*~ and the bastard mod nature of this game prevent too much suspicion from falling onto you for having another dayvig.
>To help ~*~MotKTown~*~ get on its tracks, you begin to offer drinks to people again, and they gladly take it.
>Check early posts for power role crumbs. We want to start thinking about our next recruit.
>On that note, we know there is a doctor since our NK was the only one. Unfortunately, scum know someone else went killing last night as well, due to that. Town is clueless. See if anyone is wondering about night vigs, even if only subtly.
>At this point, you're wondering if everyone has a power role.
>Even so, you try to look for what roles that people may have.
>Kitten4u is now a cult member.
>You have no idea what Zakeri might or might not be able to do.
>Schezo has suggested that he is a bomb, claiming that he'd take everyone on his wagon down with him when he died.
>Conqueror, capt. h, Kilgamayan, Affinity, Serp, and Dorian. G have left no clues about a role that they may or may not have.
>A closer inspection of Chaore's words reveal that he may have some form of cop ability.
>You think that capt. h, Edible, or Dorian. G may have some form of doctor ability.
>You're relatively certain that ActionDan, Sect, and Lady Lambdadelta have been crumbing some sort of ability, but you have no idea what.
>It's rather apparent that Iced Fairy has the ability to vote twice. Though you have no idea if he has any abilities outside of that.
>You try searching for anyone asking about a nightvig on Pesco to no avail.
>Don't forget scum ALSO could have shot Pesco.
>You can't rule out the possibility that there may have been multiple kills on Pesco.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Kiss K4U
>Prod K4U
>Case on LLD with vote
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>Kiss K4U
>Prod K4U
>Case on LLD with vote
>Under the pretence of being drunk, you go up to Kitten4u and try to kiss her.
>Despite the rest of town's drunken cheering, Kitten4u rejects your advances, and you think you feel you intimacy with Kitten4u go down slightly.
>After having been turned down for a kiss, you try prodding her. Kitten4u seems rather unamused, and you can feel your intimacy dropping further still.
>You move your vote onto LLD with INFALLIBLE TOWNIE LOGIC that nobody really bothers to question as, unless Zakeri appears to place a vote on you, Schezo and Iced Fairy will be lynched today. And town seems like they would rather spend the rest of the day drinking.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Presend in the resurrect on Pesco for Godmotherhax
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>Relationships
>Votecount
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>Begin working on the ShadowehxZakeri OTP
>Continue trying to get people to swing over to LLD
>Beer. Need more.
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>You're taking the relationship too fast. Apologize whole-heartedly to K4U, and do not attempt to advance beyond friendly small talk when conversing with her in the quicktopic tonight. Maybe consider asking her about her taste in drinks, since you may very well be opening a gay bar with her some time in the future. Make sure she can tell that you appreciate her willingness to assist your wincon, however.
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> Ask kiro for his drinking expertise
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> Presend in the resurrect on Pesco for Godmotherhax
>You consider resurrecting and recruiting Pesco tonight.
>Relationships
>Votecount
>Your relationship with Kitten4u is friendly. (+9)
>All other relationships are neutral. (0)
>Begin working on the ShadowehxZakeri OTP
>Continue trying to get people to swing over to LLD
>Beer. Need more.
>You'd need to go find Zakeri first to work on your relationship with him, and you feel that finding him could take up the rest of the day.
>Begin searching for Zakeri?
>You try to convince people to vote for LLD, though they seem to be having far too much fun simply drinking and chatting with each other.
>Alcohol solves everything. You down another glass. Or two. Or ten.
>You're taking the relationship too fast. Apologize whole-heartedly to K4U, and do not attempt to advance beyond friendly small talk when conversing with her in the quicktopic tonight. Maybe consider asking her about her taste in drinks, since you may very well be opening a gay bar with her some time in the future. Make sure she can tell that you appreciate her willingness to assist your wincon, however.
>You were probably rushing the relationship too much.
>You apologize to Kitten4u and tell her how much you enjoy having her as a fellow cult member. You feel that you've regained some of the intimacy that you had lost.
>You make a note to yourself to take things more slowly during the following night.
> Ask kiro for his drinking expertise
>You'd ask Kiro about his drinking expertise, however, he does not appear to be in this game.
>_
Didn't I Tell You To Stop Asking For Votecounts
Schezo(8) - Iced Fairy, Iced Fairy, Kilgamayan, Edible, Sect, ActionDan, Conqueror, Chaore
Iced Fairy(4) - Serp, Lady Lambdadelta, capt. h, Kitten4u
Shadoweh(3) - Affinity, Dorian. G, Schezo
Lady Lambdadelta(1) - Shadoweh
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Vote count
> Prod count
> Post count
> Quests
> Inventory
> Skills
> Abilities
> Mutations
> Religion
> Friends/Foes
> Relationships
> Role PM
> Character stats
> Declare out loud if anyone would like to form a contract
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> Quests
>You need to recruit people into your cult whilst staying alive.
>You need to find a potential lover by Day 5.
>Once you have found a lover, you must build and open a gay bar with your lover.
> Inventory
>You have your role PM and a nigh endless supply of alcohol.
> Skills
> Abilities
>You have two doctor shots remaining.
>You have a tracker shot remaining.
>You have a watcher shot remaining.
>You may resurrect, if applicable, and recruit someone into your cult every night.
>You can turn someone into your lover on Day 5.
>You can build a gay bar.
> Religion
>Naturally, you follow the creed of The Very Townests.
> Friends/Foes
> Relationships
>You have not made any friends or foes yet.
>You have a cordial relationship with Kitten4u. (+14)
>Your relationship with everyone else is neutral. (0)
> Role PM
Welcome, Shadoweh, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... yourself! That's right, you love yourself so much that you refuse to be on anyone's side but your own.
Of course, it gets a bit lonely being the only one to love yourself so much, so you have the ability to coerce convince somebody every night to join you in your worship of yourself.
That's right! You're the leader of your very own cult!
You have the following abilities:
- Recruit: Every night you may recruit one player in the game to join your cult. If you target a dead player, they will be resurrected before joining your cult. Any player that is recruited into your cult will lose all previous abilities they had.
- Lover: On Day 5 you must turn one of your cult members into your lover. This action can fail if your relationship with your target is poor. You only have one charge.
- Doctor: You have two doctor charges. You may use these charges to protect someone from any action that would kill them at any time. This protection will last until the protected player is targeted by an ability that would kill them.
- Dayvig: You have one dayvig charge. You can shoot someone during the day. This action will kill the target. You must use this ability in public.
- Nightvig: You have one nightvig charge.You can shoot someone during the night. This action will kill the target.
- Tracker: You have one tracker charge. You may stalk someone at night to see if they perform any night actions. You will be informed of who your target targeted, but not of what actions were performed.
- Watcher: You have one watcher charge. You may observe someone at night to see if any actions are performed. You will be informed of who targeted your target, but not of what actions were performed.
- Gaybar: You may give up all of your remaining abiltiies, as well as your ability to vote in order to build a gaybar. Building a gaybar takes one day and one night.
You win when you open a gaybar with your lover. Good luck.
> Declare out loud if anyone would like to form a contract
>You ask the surrounding townsfolk about whether or not they would like to form a contract with you.
>They all stop drinking and eye you with suspicion, though a few seem somewhat interested in your proposal.
>_
I Hate All Of You
Schezo(8) - Iced Fairy, Iced Fairy, Kilgamayan, Edible, Sect, ActionDan, Conqueror, Chaore
Iced Fairy(4) - Serp, Lady Lambdadelta, capt. h, Kitten4u
Shadoweh(3) - Affinity, Dorian. G, Schezo
Lady Lambdadelta(1) - Shadoweh
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Vampires cannot die. They regenerate for a day or two, depending on the damage!
> Obviously don't built a gay bar. It will only draw more scums.
> Become a bad girl and start seducing the unknown alive people in town using sinful actions and get them drunk to elicit vital information. Don't overdo it.
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> Vampires cannot die. They regenerate for a day or two, depending on the damage!
> Obviously don't built a gay bar. It will only draw more scums.
> Become a bad girl and start seducing the unknown alive people in town using sinful actions and get them drunk to elicit vital information. Don't overdo it.
>Vampires are supposed to be immortal, right? You wonder for a moment how one died by hitting a bomb. You decide to blame bastard modding.
>Building a gay bar now, without a lover, would be foolish anyway.
>You decide to try using your womanly charms to extract information from one of the townsfolk.
>You feel that the effectiveness of this information gathering technique will be diluted if you try it on too many people.
>Who do you want to try seducing?
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>
kips oh wait he's already dead
>'Seduce' Iced Fairy. He's a double voter, and if he joins our cause it will be all the better!
>Ponder reviving Kips just to troll everyone.
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> Ignore Kips
> Show Kilga our boobs
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>kips oh wait he's already dead
>'Seduce' Iced Fairy. He's a double voter, and if he joins our cause it will be all the better!
>Ponder reviving Kips just to troll everyone.
> Ignore Kips
> Show Kilga our boobs
>You feel conflicted on who you want to try to extract information out of.
>You ponder some more about who you want to recruit tonight, though you're far from reaching any sort of conclusion yet.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Seduce UK to gain information. She must be surely a women with lots of connections and valuable information.
> Do not be a bad girl on Edible, Edible won't approve. Try to seduce him with edible things, works better.
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> Seduce UK to gain information. She must be surely a women with lots of connections and valuable information.
> Do not be a bad girl on Edible, Edible won't approve. Try to seduce him with edible things, works better.
>UncertainKitten is bound to have lots of information on the other scum, especially if you take into consideration that she flipped scum herself.
>However, a problem lies in the fact that UK has flipped. You don't think you're into necrophilia. Though, then again, it's never too late to pick up new interests.
>You steer clear of Edible. Edible does not approve. You'll win Edible over later with edible stuffs.
>The end of Day 2 draws near, you're going to have to start doing whatever it is you want to do soon if you want to get anything done before the day's end.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Did I say UK? FAILUREPOLIS. I meant Kitten4U
> Dem cats, so many cats.
> Retry previous post, but target Kitten4u.
> Ignore Edible for now.
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> Did I say UK? FAILUREPOLIS. I meant Kitten4U
> Dem cats, so many cats.
> Retry previous post, but target Kitten4u.
>No, don't do that. We can talk to her in private.
>Ignore the voices inside our head that are feeding us a constant stream of bad ideas.
>Is there a pill for that? Pay the town doctor pharmacist a visit.
>Take a closer examination of players we think are doctors - capt. h, Edible, and Dorian G. Surely one of them must have something for the voices. Also, If you think someone is a doctor, he's probably mafia, (http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=JEEP%27s_Tells_for_Finding_Mafia) so there's that too.
>Basically, we want to speak to the player that's been distributing morphine under the guise of "roleblocking".
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Doctor: You have two doctor charges. You may use these charges to protect someone from any action that would kill them at any time. This protection will last until the protected player is targeted by an ability that would kill them.
>Use one charge on ourselves. Infinite protection duration go!
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>You can seduce a corpse, right?
>We must find out. For science.
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:ohdear:
> We can seduce UK when we bring her back to life later!
> Examine Serp's case on Iced Fairy. Has Serp had any interaction with Schezo?
> Do the same with LLD
> Prepare a giant wall of text post analysis skewing every action LLD has ever taken as scummy and anti-town
> Bring Kitten4u more snacks and ask her if she wants anything special
> Ask Kitten4u if she's seen Zakeri hiding in the same lurker spots as her
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>Ignore the voices inside our head that are feeding us a constant stream of bad ideas.
Since when is utilizing a woman's strongest weapon a bad idea? Or are we being selfish?
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> Ask Serp how's his merp
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>Give Kitten4U milk and cookies.
>Edible. Give him ice cream
>Chocolate to Zakeri
>Prepare to revive UK
>Prepare to recruit Kilga
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>Stop getting ahead of ourselves and just make sure the end of the day goes as we expect, jesus christ.
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> Come to the conclusion that LLD is "derptown" and ignore her.
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>Find a strategy guide on how to capture Kitten4U's heart
>Find the easiest flags to trigger
>Aim to get those flags
>Keep trying to promote the case on LLD
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>Ask the mod to keep an updated votecount in every post. Reading the flows is important.
>Examine our avatar. Is it happy?
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> Stop trying to promote the case on LLD because no one will listen, and instead consider recruiting her.
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>Ask Schezo to claim, if he hasn't already.
>Joke about LLD stopping time
>remember that the last time ActionDan crumbed anything, he was a scum doctor, voting his obv buddy Schezo... Yeah.
>wonder why we think Chaore is a cop-like entity if Pesco already flipped Mindhax cop. (maybe Pesco was a paranoid cop?)
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>Ask Kitten4U for scummy music choices while we plan this town's demise.
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>Ask Kitten4U for scummy music choices while we plan this town's demise.
:3 Kitten4u is the best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRVx9rrmHhM&feature=related) provider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtmIQAYIuw&feature=related), though Shadoweh has her own (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URMRxJd7etc).
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>Intensely study Kitten4U's personality, likes, etc. AKA Stalk her so we can find the easiest way to her heart (Not through the ribcage)
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> Request to Pesco to Lynch PX for being creepy
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>Easiest way is clearly through the stomach. The most stoic of word warriors can easily fall prey to daintily prepared delectables.
>Search for brownie and cookie recipes online.
>Make sure we have all the ingredients.
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>SUMMON GLaDoS
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>How many Ruppees do we have?
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> Ignore kips again
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> Ignore kips again
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> hijack a bus
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> hijack a bus
> Steal PX's, he's dead so it's not like he's using it anymore.. keep the bus away from Kitten4u.
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> Drive the bus into town after we hijack it
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>Aim for Kips' house
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ilu2guys
>start kicking in the back seat. Because you know, we're gunna have fun fun fun.
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> Kick Kips out of the thread
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>Boot pesco out of the forums
come at me bro :V
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> Did I say UK? FAILUREPOLIS. I meant Kitten4U
> Dem cats, so many cats.
> Retry previous post, but target Kitten4u.
> Ignore Edible for now.
>No, don't do that. We can talk to her in private.
>You consider trying to seduce Kitten4u but decide against it for now.
>You also decide to ignore Edible for the time being.
>Ignore the voices inside our head that are feeding us a constant stream of bad ideas.
>Is there a pill for that? Pay the town doctor pharmacist a visit.
>Take a closer examination of players we think are doctors - capt. h, Edible, and Dorian G. Surely one of them must have something for the voices. Also, If you think someone is a doctor, he's probably mafia, (http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=JEEP%27s_Tells_for_Finding_Mafia) so there's that too.
>Basically, we want to speak to the player that's been distributing morphine under the guise of "roleblocking".
>The voices in your head, they're so loud.
>You don't know who the doctor is, or if there is a pharmacist in this game.
>You're relatively certain that a few players have been in some shady deals, but you haven't paid enough attention to determine whether or not was capt. h or Dorian. G that was distributing the drugs.
>Use one charge on ourselves. Infinite protection duration go!
>You use up one of your doctor charges by protecting yourself. The next action that would kill you will now fail.
>You can seduce a corpse, right?
>We must find out. For science.
>You consider indulging your necrophiliac fantasies...
> We can seduce UK when we bring her back to life later!
> Examine Serp's case on Iced Fairy. Has Serp had any interaction with Schezo?
> Do the same with LLD
> Prepare a giant wall of text post analysis skewing every action LLD has ever taken as scummy and anti-town
> Bring Kitten4u more snacks and ask her if she wants anything special
> Ask Kitten4u if she's seen Zakeri hiding in the same lurker spots as her
>... But decide against it for now. There's a time and place for developing new fetishes.
>Serp's case on Iced Fairy appears to involve minor contradictions in his arguments. Serp hasn't had much interaction with anyone.
>Lady Lambdadelta claims to have seen Iced Fairy kill Pesco on the first night.
>You prepare a great case on LLD involving liberal amounts of INFALLIBLE TOWNIE LOGIC. She can't have seen Iced Fairy kill Pesco if you know that somebody else killed him!
>Unfortunately, you're not carrying any snacks on your person. You do ask Kitten4u if she wants anything special though, to which she shrugs in response.
>You ask Kitten4u about Zakeri.
>"A few times, but he was usually somewhere else."
> Ask Serp how's his merp
>"My what?"
>Give Kitten4U milk and cookies.
>Edible. Give him ice cream
>Chocolate to Zakeri
>Prepare to revive UK
>Prepare to recruit Kilga
>You'd give milk and cookies to Kitten4u, ice cream to Edible, and chocolate to Zakeri but you have none of these on your person. Maybe you should take some with you the next time you get to your room. Not that you even know where Zakeri is.
>You ponder between choosing to recruit UK or Kilga.
>Stop getting ahead of ourselves and just make sure the end of the day goes as we expect, jesus christ.
> Come to the conclusion that LLD is "derptown" and ignore her.
>You're not going to let some potential surprise vote let your fate get left up to a coin flip.
>You drop your LLD case for now, and move your vote back onto Iced Fairy, securing his lead over yours.
>Ask Schezo to claim, if he hasn't already.
>Joke about LLD stopping time
>remember that the last time ActionDan crumbed anything, he was a scum doctor, voting his obv buddy Schezo... Yeah.
>wonder why we think Chaore is a cop-like entity if Pesco already flipped Mindhax cop. (maybe Pesco was a paranoid cop?)
>Schezo has long since stopped contributing to town. Instead he's now performing parlour tricks.
>You make a joke about LLD's LOGIC, mimicking her by saying "Hold on. Too many people agree that Schezo is scum and PX is completely right about me. That is suspicious. Let's freeze time!" LLD seems rather annoyed at you.
>You think ActionDan's last crumb was a rant involving dinosaurs. Again, you have no idea what kind of ability he might have.
>Chaore has been dropping hints that he knows about certain people, leading you to believe that he may be a cop of some sort. You have no idea what the "Mindhax" in Pesco's role implies.
>Ask Kitten4U for scummy music choices while we plan this town's demise.
>Kitten4u suggests a variety of tracks from the Umineko OST.
>Intensely study Kitten4U's personality, likes, etc. AKA Stalk her so we can find the easiest way to her heart (Not through the ribcage)
>You watch Kitten4u, and note that she seems somewhat more apathetic than usual. You believe this may have something to do with the fact that you took away her win.
>She appears to like sweets, perhaps this could be a way into her heart?
> Request to Pesco to Lynch PX for being creepy
>You'd ask Pesco to Lynch PX, but you killed him already.
>Easiest way is clearly through the stomach. The most stoic of word warriors can easily fall prey to daintily prepared delectables.
>Search for brownie and cookie recipes online.
>Make sure we have all the ingredients.
>You decide that the easiest way to win someone over would be through food.
>You make a note to yourself to find out how to make brownies and cookies yourself. Homemade treats are the best.
>Your room has most basic cooking ingredients.
>SUMMON GLaDoS
>Unfortunately, you lack the ingredients to summon GLaDoS.
>How many Ruppees do we have?
>You have no Ruppees.
> Ignore kips again
>It's fairly easy to ignore the dead.
> hijack a bus
> Steal PX's, he's dead so it's not like he's using it anymore.. keep the bus away from Kitten4u.
> Drive the bus into town after we hijack it
>You decide to use the rest of the day stealing and driving PX's bus.
>Aim for Kips' house
ilu2guys
>start kicking in the back seat. Because you know, we're gunna have fun fun fun.
>You search PX's charred body for the keys, and you wander into the outskirts of town where you find a bus parked there.
>You smile and get in before you put your foot down on the accelerator, aiming for the general direction of Kip's assigned room.
>Despite the fact that you're heavily intoxicated, you drive the bus fairly well, and crash it into Kip's room.
>Town seems not to have noticed, or they simply don't care. It's Kips.
> Kick Kips out of the thread
>Boot pesco out of the forums
>You step out of the bus. Your joyride has taken up the rest of the day, and so you begin heading to the town square for the day's lynches.
>As you pass by Pesco's room, you kick his body, just for the hell of it.
>When you enter the square, you kick Kip's corpse, because you can.
>The townsfolk don't seem to mind you kicking Kip's corpse.
>After everyone has gathered, you see the projection of Dormio appear again.
>"The votes have been tallied, and the lynches have been decided."
>You think you can see a small glint in the distance before Schezo and Iced Fairy drop to the floor, a bullet through their heads.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our tenth and eleventh deaths."
>"Schezo, who was the Vengeful Scum Godfather, has been killed."
>"Iced Fairy, who was the Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper, has been killed."
>As Schezo falls to the ground, he draws a small knife at the last moment and throws it at an unsuspecting Kilgamayan.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our twelfth death."
>"Kilgamayan, who was the Townie Useless Bunny, has been killed.
>"Day 2 has ended, please return to your rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>_
If You Don't Stop Requesting Votecounts I'm Going To Kill All Of You
Schezo(8) - Iced Fairy, Iced Fairy, Kilgamayan, Edible, Sect, ActionDan, Conqueror, Chaore
Iced Fairy(5) - Serp, Lady Lambdadelta, capt. h, Kitten4u, Shadoweh
Shadoweh(3) - Affinity, Dorian. G, Schezo
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Vote count
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>_
Votecounts Are For The Transient People
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Observe this votecount until you can come up with a perfect case against LLD
>Make snacks to give
>Give Kitten4U a gift
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> Seriously wonder why Iced Fairy didn't vote for us. The alcohol must be working!
> Weigh the benefits of recruiting Affinity or Serpentarius over with Kitten4u
> Hesitantly propose recruiting LLD to see what Kitten4u thinks
> Look through MotK threads to see who the best cook is, maybe we should recruit them to make brownies..
> Prepare milk and cookies for Kitten4U.
> Prepare orange-flavored ice cream for Edible.
> Prepare a cocoabo for Zakeri
> Track Zakeri to find out where on earth he is
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>Ask mod what's going on with Zakeri.
>Celebrate because we were the counterwagon to two scum wagons. Townie cred get!
>Order people from scummy to the very townest, at least from your perspective.
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> Make passionate love to K4u
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>Send Chaore some cookies. He's probably scum and just lost his entire scumteam. He'll need some shadoweh cheerleading to not give up.
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> Make passionate love to K4u
> ... In our mind.
> Take another look to see if there are any power roles being hinted at. K4U is definitely some sort of town aligned watcher.
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> Belay being creepy to anyone
> Show Kilga our boobs
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> >8( We already decided we were taking the relationship slowly! We're not even in the same room!
> Instead, ask her about her taste in drinks and what she would think of running a bar with lots of drunk, manipulatable townies in it.
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>Observe this votecount until you can come up with a perfect case against LLD
>Make snacks to give
>Give Kitten4U a gift
>Nobody is voting at all... LLD is trying to orchestrate coinflip lynches! LLD must know that scum are outnumbered, and that it's much more beneficial to coinflip the lynches for her! The perfect plan! Or it would have been perfect if your townie mind hadn't seen right through it!
>You can't make any snacks until you're back in your room.
>What do you plan on giving to Kitten4u?
> Seriously wonder why Iced Fairy didn't vote for us. The alcohol must be working!
> Weigh the benefits of recruiting Affinity or Serpentarius over with Kitten4u
> Look through MotK threads to see who the best cook is, maybe we should recruit them to make brownies..
> Prepare milk and cookies for Kitten4U.
> Prepare orange-flavored ice cream for Edible.
> Prepare a cocoabo for Zakeri
> Track Zakeri to find out where on earth he is
>The fact that he was on the verge of passing out may have had something to do with it. You love alcohol. So much.
>You're pretty sure the best cook is Stuffman. Pity he's not in this game, and therefore unrecruitable.
>You head back to your room and begin to discuss the benefits of recruiting Affinity or Serp with Kitten4u.
>"I dunno, they might get night killed. Probably fine outside of that though."
>You decide to work on making those treats for the other players.
>You find some cookie dough and bake cookies in the shape of kittens, and get some milk in a cute bottle to give to Kitten later.
>You have received: 1x Cookies and Milk
>You get some vanilla ice cream and oranges and blend them together before putting the mix into the freezer.
>You collect several chocolate eggs, which you proceed to break apart and melt together to form an even bigger egg.
>You decide to stalktrack Zakeri tonight. It appears as though he has visited the homes of Kitten4u and Lady Lambdadelta tonight.
>In addition, you managed to find out about some obscure alleyways that you hadn't noticed before. Perhaps this is where Zakeri lurks during the day?
> Show Kilga our boobs
>Whilst tracking Zakeri, you decide to indulge in some of your newfound necrophiliac tendencies and flash Kilga's dead body.
>Ask mod what's going on with Zakeri.
>Celebrate because we were the counterwagon to two scum wagons. Townie cred get!
>You would ask the mod about Zakeri, if you hadn't gunned him down already.
>You're the leader of The Very Townests, of course you're overflowing with townie cred.
> Make passionate love to K4u
>Taking things slow? Subtlety? Those are all things for losers!
>You take Kitten4u by force!
> ... In our mind.
> Take another look to see if there are any power roles being hinted at. K4U is definitely some sort of town aligned watcher.
>... Or at least you would if she were in the same room as you.
>Instead all you can do is simply fantasize about it as your breath runs shorter.
>Kitten4u is a cult member. Your cult member! All yours...
> >8( We already decided we were taking the relationship slowly! We're not even in the same room!
> Instead, ask her about her taste in drinks and what she would think of running a bar with lots of drunk, manipulatable townies in it.
>Good thing you're not in the same room, or else she would have seen you like this.
>Once you calm down, you open up your quicktopic with Kitten4u again and ask her about her tastes in drinks and her thoughts on running a bar.
>"I don't really like to drink. It tastes weird."
>"I guess running a bar wouldn't be too bad, it could be interesting at the least."
>As you learn more about Kitten4u, you think your intimacy with Kitten4u has increased slightly.
>Send Chaore some cookies. He's probably scum and just lost his entire scumteam. He'll need some shadoweh cheerleading to not give up.
>Poor guy, you make an extra batch of cookies for him.
>You have received: 1x Cookies
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Vig Conquerer
>Recruit Serp
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>Remember that UK is the best cook in the current playerlist
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>Save a UK recruit last, so she can cook for our gay bar.
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> Recruit Pesco instead, so he can be part of the gay bar
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> Ask Kitten4u what we should do about Zakeri targetting her. :ohdear:
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>Vig Conquerer
>Recruit Serp
> Recruit Pesco instead, so he can be part of the gay bar
>As much as you'd like to vig Conqueror, you've already used your nightvig.
>You feel conflicted on who you want to recruit.
>Remember that UK is the best cook in the current playerlist
>Naturally. You sure would like to eat some of her food. Pity she's dead.
>Save a UK recruit last, so she can cook for our gay bar.
>You decide that you'll recruit UK last, so that you can use her as a chef in your gay bar.
> Ask Kitten4u what we should do about Zakeri targetting her. :ohdear:
>"Huh? He targetted me? What'd he do?"
>"And you can track on top of vigging and being a cult leader?"
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>"I'm also a doctor. Dormio isn't really good at this, if you haven't noticed yet."
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> Revive UK for shits and giggles, then recruit her.
> Ignore any voices that try to belay this order. It's an absolute! Meirei da!
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> Revive UK for shits and giggles, then recruit her.
> Ignore any voices that try to belay this order. It's an absolute! Meirei da!
> Belay that order. :3
> Ask Keine who we should recruit.
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>"and a Watcher, but don't worry, I saved that for you, my love, while you were in the shower."
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> Revive UK for shits and giggles, then recruit her.
> Ignore any voices that try to belay this order. It's an absolute! Meirei da!
>The one who says to ignore other is the one who is ignored!
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>"You can't ignore my feeling for you."
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> WE ALREADY SAID WE AREN'T BEING CREEPY TO KITTEN4U TONIGHT. >8(
> And that we're recruiting UK last. Maybe we could recruit Bardiche, he'd love to become our lover and servant.
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>"I'm also a doctor. Dormio isn't really good at this, if you haven't noticed yet."
>"and a Watcher, but don't worry, I saved that for you, my love, while you were in the shower."
>"What."
>"In the shower...?"
>"You can't ignore my feeling for you."
>Kitten4u goes silent. At least she isn't completely rejecting you like when you tried to kiss her.
>You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u decrease slightly.
> WE ALREADY SAID WE AREN'T BEING CREEPY TO KITTEN4U TONIGHT. >8(
> And that we're recruiting UK last. Maybe we could recruit Bardiche, he'd love to become our lover and servant.
>... Crap. You forgot about that.
>And you're going to recruit UK last. You want her as your chef.
>Bardiche might make for an interesting recruit target.
> Revive UK for shits and giggles, then recruit her.
> Ignore any voices that try to belay this order. It's an absolute! Meirei da!
> Belay that order. :3
> Ask Keine who we should recruit.
>The one who says to ignore other is the one who is ignored!
>... Or are you? You're about to recruit UncertainKitten when the voices invade your head again. You've really got to cut back on the drinks one day.
>You decide to ask Keine who you should recruit. She tells you to recruit Dormio. No mod bias here. None at all. Nope.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Trust in the cow, and recruit Dormio.
-
> Steel resolve and mind. We will never recruit Bardiche under any circumstance, even if it means throwing the game.
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> DO NOT TRUST DORMIO'S LIES! She did not roll Dormio. Do not recruit!
> "Anyways, I don't know what he did, but he visited you and Lady Lambdadelta."
> "I w-was joking! I haven't watched anyone yet, I just followed Zakeri, don't misunderstand!"
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>No We're not recruiting Dormio. He stays dead. Forever.
-
> Recruit Serpentarius before the alcohol makes us have any other crazy ideas.
> Dormio would probably tell everyone we're a cult leader and Kitten4u is in our cult just like last time we were on the same team. >:(
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>Kick dormios body.
>"Damned russians..."
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[17:07] <PX> @dice 1d25
[17:07] <@Keine-tan> PX: 16
>Keine has picked UK, revive her! However, don't recruit anyone, so K4U is all ours. Forever and ever and ever and ever...
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>Keine has picked UK, revive her! However, don't recruit anyone, so K4U is all ours. Forever and ever and ever and ever...
> Remember that it's our revive that recruits people, so we can't revive UK without recruiting her anyways.
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> Steel resolve and mind. We will never recruit Bardiche under any circumstance, even if it means throwing the game.
>You're not going to recruit that jerk. Ever.
> Trust in the cow, and recruit Dormio.
> DO NOT TRUST DORMIO'S LIES! He did not roll Dormio. Do not recruit!
>No We're not recruiting Dormio. He stays dead. Forever.
>What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me being recruited.
>You're about to revive Dormio when you remember that he's the cause of all this bastard modding.
>Screw that, he can stay dead. Forever.
>Kick dormios body.
>"Damned russians..."
>You would kick Dormio's body if it weren't night and you weren't stuck in your room for now.
> Recruit Serpentarius before the alcohol makes us have any other crazy ideas.
>Keine has picked UK, revive her! However, don't recruit anyone, so K4U is all ours. Forever and ever and ever and ever...
> Remember that it's our revive that recruits people, so we can't revive UK without recruiting her anyways.
>You decide to recruit Serpentarius into your cult.
>The private communications between you and Kitten4u is expanded to include Serp.
>"What's going on?"
>You're silly and you should feel silly. Reviving without recruiting? That would be so unbalanced. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>"You're one of us now, congrats. What were you before? General gist of our goals is to last till D5 with atleast one member. Oh, also Zakeri just did something to K4U and LLD."
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>Revive UK, then bus her. :V
>Otherwise, bus Serp so you can have the Quicktopic with K4U all to yourself
-
>Revive UK, then bus her. :V
>Otherwise, bus Serp so you can have the Quicktopic with K4U all to yourself
>We can't know. Also bussing serp is stupid, let's not do that. Seriously.
-
> "Also, uhm, do you have any advice on how to win someone's heart?"
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>"You're one of us now, congrats. What were you before? General gist of our goals is to last till D5 with atleast one member. Oh, also Zakeri just did something to K4U and LLD."
>"So there's a cult in this game too? And the cult has a tracker? The mod is nuts."
>"I was the Townie Suicidal Maniac. Every time something would kill me, I'd gain a power instead of dying. When I used any of the powers I gained, I'd also die. I had one rolecop, but it looks like I'm just a cult member now."
>Revive UK, then bus her. :V
>Otherwise, bus Serp so you can have the Quicktopic with K4U all to yourself
>We can't know. Also bussing serp is stupid, let's not do that. Seriously.
> "Also, uhm, do you have any advice on how to win someone's heart?"
>"Rope."
>Kitten4u seems appalled at Serp's response. "Stuff like that comes later."
> :ohdear:
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>"Tracker isn't the worst of it. I'm all for leaving Dormio dead after this."
>"Anyway, what do you think of the game so far?"
-
>"Tracker isn't the worst of it. I'm all for leaving Dormio dead after this."
>"Anyway, what do you think of the game so far?"
>"Is there a way we can kill him again?"
>"Thinking? I stopped doing that a while ago."
>"We just need to stay alive, right? Then it doesn't even matter anymore."
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Ask K4u what comes first, if rope comes "later".
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> Ask if watching Umineko together can come first. :3
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>"Well, And make sure the game lasts till D5 atleast. But yeah pretty much. I could bring him back so we could kill him again, but I can't vig him again and I'd really rather not risk him being a complete cock."
>"But yeah, Assuming no more role shenanigans (unlikely) we should be good. Even if atleast one remaining scum player is transparent as hell (He is), they probably won't give enough of a fuck to lynch him quite yet."
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>recruit LLD
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>Order people from obvscum to the very townest, at least from your perspective.
>Ask K4U and Serp to make their own lists as well and compare!
-
> Ask K4u what comes first, if rope comes "later".
> Ask if watching Umineko together can come first. :3
>Kitten4u abruptly leaves the conversation. It would appear as though she hadn't meant to say that.
>"Well, And make sure the game lasts till D5 atleast. But yeah pretty much. I could bring him back so we could kill him again, but I can't vig him again and I'd really rather not risk him being a complete cock."
>"But yeah, Assuming no more role shenanigans (unlikely) we should be good. Even if atleast one remaining scum player is transparent as hell (He is), they probably won't give enough of a fuck to lynch him quite yet."
>"This cult can revive people? Oh boy..."
>"I suppose we should hope that everyone's too drunk to use their roles. That's been your plan so far, right?"
>recruit LLD
>You make a note to yourself to recruit LLD later.
>Order people from obvscum to the very townest, at least from your perspective.
>Ask K4U and Serp to make their own lists as well and compare!
>What is your perspective on who the scummiest are?
>Kitten4u has stated that she doesn't really care and will go along with whoever you want to lynch.
>Serp's list of scum to town goes: Chaore > Zakeri > Edible > ActionDan > Conqueror > capt. h > Dorian. G > Sect > Lady Lambdadelta > Affinity
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Plans? We were seducing them with liquor so we can kill them and flash their dead bodies.
>But you know, stopping them from using their roles is cool too I guess
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>"We're really rather ridiculous. I'll save revive recruiting for later, when we need to pad the game out more."
>"Agree. Chaore is probably scum just on the basis of Pesco's flip at the none-to subtle cop crumb. If he is town, that's just good for us."
>"Unfortunately, if Zakeri is any way to go by, they're probably still using stuff."
-
>"12 players have died in the past 2 days, and our win condition activates on day 6."
>"I think the killing roles are a bigger threat than scum. Any leads on who can kill?"
-
>Check current relationship with Serp.
-
> Make extra strong alcoholic cocktail for Serp, something with whiskey.
-
>check our inventory once more
>Play a drinking game
-
>check our inventory once more
>Play a drinking game
>Spend the night constructing a drinking game to use for the Mafia game. For example, "every time someone talks bullshit, take a shot."
>Wonder if death by alcohol poisoning is common in Mafia.
-
> None of that cheap stuff, either.
> Suggest to the others that we should lurk a bit or otherwise dump some town cred. Wouldn't want to get NK'd tomorrow night.
-
>Check relationship status with Kitten4U
>Give Kitten4U chocolates you stole from Pesco's house
-
>Play a drinking game with Affinity and Dorian tomorrow.
>Win.
>Successfully kill both via alcohol poisoning.
>Our iron liver can take it!
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>"We're really rather ridiculous. I'll save revive recruiting for later, when we need to pad the game out more."
>"Agree. Chaore is probably scum just on the basis of Pesco's flip at the none-to subtle cop crumb. If he is town, that's just good for us."
>"Unfortunately, if Zakeri is any way to go by, they're probably still using stuff."
>"Sounds that way."
>"So are we going to go for Chaore then?"
>"Wonder what Zakeri does..."
>Plans? We were seducing them with liquor so we can kill them and flash their dead bodies.
>But you know, stopping them from using their roles is cool too I guess
>Planning is for the transient people.
>But that side effect is something you're cool with.
>"12 players have died in the past 2 days, and our win condition activates on day 6."
>"I think the killing roles are a bigger threat than scum. Any leads on who can kill?"
>"I thought you said Day 5."
>"I've got nothing on roles."
>Check current relationship with Serp.
>You have a friendly relationship with Serp. (+10)
>Check relationship status with Kitten4U
>Give Kitten4U chocolates you stole from Pesco's house
>You have a cordial relationship with Kitten4u. (+18)
>You didn't take any chocolates from Pesco's room, though you have some of your own.
>You receive: 1x Chocolate
> Make extra strong alcoholic cocktail for Serp, something with whiskey.
> None of that cheap stuff, either.
>You make a double grenade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndum2DRJuZ4) for Serp.
>You receive: 1x Double Grenade
>You monster.
>check our inventory once more
>Play a drinking game
>Your inventory currently contains:
- 1x Cookies and Milk
- 1x Cookies
- 1x Chocolate
- 1x Double Grenade
>Spend the night constructing a drinking game to use for the Mafia game. For example, "every time someone talks bullshit, take a shot."
>Wonder if death by alcohol poisoning is common in Mafia.
>You consider taking a shot every time somebody rages.
>You think that even your liver couldn't take this.
> Suggest to the others that we should lurk a bit or otherwise dump some town cred. Wouldn't want to get NK'd tomorrow night.
>"Probably a good idea, we just need to coast."
>Play a drinking game with Affinity and Dorian tomorrow.
>Win.
>Successfully kill both via alcohol poisoning.
>Our iron liver can take it!
>You consider trying to kill Affinity and Dorian. G through alcohol poisoning.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>"We're probably best going with other's thoughts than actually making our own cases, so not quite yet. If people pile on Chaore though, we should."
-
> "Though if he's scum he's probably the only one left.. I have this case I want to present on LLD!"
> Proudly show our wall of text and hatred about LLD to Kitten4u and Serp
-
>Ask Serp if his rolecop ability was gained from someone trying to kill him.
>If so, seriously consider the possibility of Edible scum.
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>"We're probably best going with other's thoughts than actually making our own cases, so not quite yet. If people pile on Chaore though, we should."
>"Coasting through the rest of the game doesn't seem too bad."
> "Though if he's scum he's probably the only one left.. I have this case I want to present on LLD!"
> Proudly show our wall of text and hatred about LLD to Kitten4u and Serp
>You force Kitten4u back into the conversation and show them both your wall of text and hatred.
>Kitten4u simply says "tl;dr"
>"In other words, with this town, it's perfect."
>Ask Serp if his rolecop ability was gained from someone trying to kill him.
>If so, seriously consider the possibility of Edible scum.
>"I started with nothing, I can't see any other way for me to have gotten it."
>Could Edible be scum? He did seem to be afraid of your "eating Edible" comment.
>The end of night appears to be approaching.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Clearly Edible and Chaore are having another bad game together then. Aww. Lets do our LLD case tommorow and cut them some slack.
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> Ready a boombox with a CD of nothing but Umineko music and remixes to bring to town tomorrow to please Kitten4u
> Ask Serp how he feels about opening a gay bar
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>Look into our heart. What is the TRUE END?
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>Look into our heart. What are the OTPs?
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>He is calling for you. Look into your heart.
>Give Milk & Cookies to Kitten4U
>Give Double Grenade to Serp. Can't have him alive now so others can discover the cult, can we?
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> Give Dormio a post mortem sex change.
> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.
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> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.
>Contemplate suicide before the lynch/dayvig comes.
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> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.
> Doesn't Kitten4u hate that thing? Let's not make our intimacy drop to 0 tonight.
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>What exactly are the requirements to open up a gay bar with K4U?
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>Kick the dead mod's body.
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>Stick a fork in Dormio's body
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>Take Dormio's body back to our room.
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>Prepare more snacks to give to K4U as we work our way up her heart meter
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>Clearly Edible and Chaore are having another bad game together then. Aww. Lets do our LLD case tommorow and cut them some slack.
>You decide with Kitten4u and Serp to go for a LLD lynch on the following day.
> Ready a boombox with a CD of nothing but Umineko music and remixes to bring to town tomorrow to please Kitten4u
> Ask Serp how he feels about opening a gay bar
>You spend the rest of the night collecting Umineko music and burning it onto CDs.
>You look around for a boombox to play these CDs with.
>"Do I get free drinks?"
>Look into our heart. What is the TRUE END?
>The TRUE END? Naturally, the one where Dormio wins. Where you open a gay bar with your lover and you spend the rest of your days in an alcohol fueled paradise.
>He is calling for you. Look into your heart.
>Look into our heart. What are the OTPs?
>The only OTP matters is YOUR OTP.
>With this thought, you turn in for the night.
>Give Milk & Cookies to Kitten4U
>Give Double Grenade to Serp. Can't have him alive now so others can discover the cult, can we?
>As the morning breaks, you make your way towards the town square again, as does everyone else.
>Along the way, you see PX's bus rammed into one of the rooms. You think that room belonged to Dorian. G.
>When you make it to the town square, Dorian. G and Zakeri appear to be missing.
>In addition, you see a familiar looking corpse next to the remains of eight triple grenades (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wKSK4vUSZo).
>The projection of Dormio comes on.
>"It looks like the thirteenth and fourteenth deaths has occurred overnight."
>"Dorian. G, the Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor, has been killed."
>"Kiro, the Drunken Survivor, has been killed."
>"And without further ado, let Day 3 begin."
>Most of the town appears to be suffering from a hangover.
>You give the Cookies and Milk to Kitten4u.
>"Are these for me? Thanks."
>Kitten4u begins to munch on the cookies. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u increase.
>You then pass the double grenade to Serp, who downs the thing in twenty seconds.
>He gives you a thumbs up. Your intimacy with Serpentarius has increased.
> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.
> Doesn't Kitten4u hate that thing? Let's not make our intimacy drop to 0 tonight.
>You're about to declare that the Umineko no Naku Koro Ni anime exists, before you decide against it in case you lose all of your intimacy with Kitten4u.
> Give Dormio a post mortem sex change.
>Kick the dead mod's body.
>Stick a fork in Dormio's body
>Take Dormio's body back to our room.
>You decide to steal Dormio's corpse, dragging it back to your room whilst everybody suffers from a hangover.
>In the privacy of your room, you mutilate Dormio's body to your heart's content.
>What exactly are the requirements to open up a gay bar with K4U?
>You need to have a gay bar built, and Kitten4u must be your lover.
>Prepare more snacks to give to K4U as we work our way up her heart meter
>You spend an hour making more cookies for Kitten4u.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Relationships
>Money
>Sizes
>Maybe Kiro would be a good revival. After all, He's the only yellownamesurvivor in the game, and he was useless to begin with. Maybe now he could be helpful when we recruit him.
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>Direct everyone to look for Zakeri
>Continue with the LLD case
>Head back to room to make more snacks. And beer, gotta get more beer.
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>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting for having invisible Survivors.
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> We're already in our room, doing bad things to Dormio's body. :D Search his body for his role pm before making more cookies.
> Give cookies to Chaore
> Tell Kitten4u and Serpentarius what alleyways Zakeri has been hiding in.
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>Direct everyone to look for Zakeri
>Create a search party.
>Arm it with cattle prods.
>Prod Zak if he's alive, bury him if he's dead.
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> And don't forget to bring the ice cream for Edible!
> Give ice cream to Edible and cookies to Chaore
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>Nooooooooo, cookies to K4U
>Tease K4U a little
>Prepare to bus Serp
-
> We are not bussing Serp. We're already making our case on LLD and readying the Zakeri-hunt!
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>Relationships
>Money
>Sizes
>Maybe Kiro would be a good revival. After all, He's the only yellownamesurvivor in the game, and he was useless to begin with. Maybe now he could be helpful when we recruit him.
>Your relationship with Kitten4u is cordial. (+24)
>Your relationship with Serpentarius is friendly. (+15)
>Your relationship with everyone else is neutral. (0)
>You have no money.
>You slap Kips.
>You note that Kiro may be a good recruit target. Especially since he can drink more than you.
>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting for having invisible Survivors.
>You think there may be more bastard modding in this game than how much Kiro drinks over the course of a year.
> And don't forget to bring the ice cream for Edible!
> Give ice cream to Edible and cookies to Chaore
>Head back to room to make more snacks. And beer, gotta get more beer.
> We're already in our room, doing bad things to Dormio's body. :D Search his body for his role pm before making more cookies.
> Give cookies to Chaore
> Tell Kitten4u and Serpentarius what alleyways Zakeri has been hiding in.
>You take a break from mutilating Dormio's body to search for a role PM. Soon enough, you find it covered in Dormio. It may not have been so messy if you had looked for the PM first.
You are awesome. You are so awesome that you're a Self-Governing Serial Killer.
You have the following abilities:
- Kill: Every day you may kill someone of your choosing. Your shot pierces any protection.
- Self-Governer: You have two governor charges. Whenever you are about to be lynched, you can govern yourself.
You win when you show everyone else how awesome you are by being the last one standing.
>You decide to make another batch of cookies while you're here.
>You receive: 2x Cookies
>You receive: 1x Orange Ice Cream
>You tell Serpentarius and Kitten4u about the alleyways that Zakeri may be hiding at.
>"Well, what do you want to do about him?"
>Direct everyone to look for Zakeri
>Continue with the LLD case
>Create a search party.
>Arm it with cattle prods.
>Prod Zak if he's alive, bury him if he's dead.
>You decide to go back out and organize a search party for Zakeri. You aren't going to let him lurk forever.
>While you're at it, you give Chaore a batch of cookies.
>"Well, I wasn't even really expecting anything out of this game, but these are nice I guess." You feel your intimacy with Chaore rise slightly.
>You give Edible the orange ice cream too.
>"I guess I approve." You feel your intimacy with Edible rise somewhat.
>In addition, you keep pushing your LLD case, though it seems the rest of town don't really care at all. You save your wall of text and hatred for later.
>Unfortunately, you have no cattle prods.
>You begin searching for Zakeri! Whereabouts would you like to look for him?
>Nooooooooo, cookies to K4U
>Tease K4U a little
>Prepare to bus Serp
> We are not bussing Serp. We're already making our case on LLD and readying the Zakeri-hunt!
>You give the rest of your cookies to Kitten4u.
>"How many of these do you have."
>As you give Kitten4u the cookies, you tease her a bit. She seems to take it in good humor. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u rising.
>You decide against bussing Serp for the time being.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Look for his body where he died.
Nothing is wrong with this.
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> Google Zakeri
> Nibble on Edible
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>Where do you look for a person that doesn't exist?
>The World That Never Was of course. (http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/The_World_That_Never_Was)
>Create a spaceship out of Gummi Bears to fly to The World That Never Was.
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>Put in a request to give Dormio a yellow card for repeated modding errors.
>Stalk people and look at their last active times.
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> If none of those work, search for Zakeri in the alleyways we tracked him to earlier.
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>Nonsense, with the power of our love, we can teleport anywhere with Kitten4U unharmed
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>Nonsense, with the power of our love, we can teleport anywhere with Kitten4U unharmed
>Assess what new abilities have been unlocked via the power of alcohol liver failure schizophrenia love.
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>wonder who could have known that Kiro existed, besides Kiro, and possibly Dormio
>did Kiro drink himself to death?
>grow some grape vines in the town square, use Dormio's body as fertilizer
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>Get Down
>Row Row Fight The Power!
>Evil Laugh
>Tease K4U more
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>Tease K4U more
> Do this by playing Shadoweh's happy townie song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIbcL7G5fEc) from your boombox for her before leaving on the Zakeri Hunt!
> Did we manage to get anyone to join the search party?
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>request a votecount
>scream to crowds "Burn the Witch, Zakeri!" to rile up townie rage
>What's edible made out of again?
-
>scream to crowds "Burn the Witch, Zakeri!" to rile up townie rage
>But I thought we were looking for scum, not witches...
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> @addme DotS
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>OH GOD THE MOD HAS MORE POSTS THAN SEVERAL F*****G PLAYERS
>Cut the mod before he posts the next votecount.
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> @playerlist
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>Find the game set up using google
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>Look for his body where he died.
>If Zakeri is dead, this just means you have another corpse to indulge in your necrophiliac fantasies with.
> Google Zakeri
> Nibble on Edible
>Find the game set up using google
>You'd google Zakeri and the game set up, but you don't have any internet access.
>Instead you try to nibble on Edible, who evades your antics. It would seem that Edible does not approve.
>Where do you look for a person that doesn't exist?
>The World That Never Was of course. (http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/The_World_That_Never_Was)
>Create a spaceship out of Gummi Bears to fly to The World That Never Was.
>You'd make a gummi ship to search for Zakeri, if you had gummi bears.
>Unfortunately, it would appear as though somebody ate the entire town's supply of gummi bears.
>Put in a request to give Dormio a yellow card for repeated modding errors.
>Stalk people and look at their last active times.
>You make a note to yourself
>Everybody appears to be active this morning, bar Zakeri's who's last active time was in the middle of last night.
>Nonsense, with the power of our love, we can teleport anywhere with Kitten4U unharmed
>Assess what new abilities have been unlocked via the power of alcohol liver failure schizophrenia love.
>You do not have any special abilities brought on by the power of love.
>You vow to fix this by developing your own love-based powers in the near future.
>wonder who could have known that Kiro existed, besides Kiro, and possibly Dormio
>did Kiro drink himself to death?
>grow some grape vines in the town square, use Dormio's body as fertilizer
>You have no idea, he wasn't even on the playerlist.
>You'd guess so. Even if it was Kiro, you don't think that he could handle eight triple grenades.
>You make a note to yourself to grow some grape vines in the town square. You'd need to go back to your room to retrieve Dormio's body though, and you have no idea where you would find some seeds.
>Get Down
>Row Row Fight The Power!
>Evil Laugh
>Tease K4U more
>Before you go searching for Zakeri, you inspire the rest of the town by getting down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5c_MEs9mo). :getdown:
>You follow this up by breaking out into a dramatic rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk). Serp joins in.
> Do this by playing Shadoweh's happy townie song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIbcL7G5fEc) from your boombox for her before leaving on the Zakeri Hunt!
> Did we manage to get anyone to join the search party?
>Once you finish singing with Serp, you bust out your boombox and start playing Umineko tracks. You seem to have caught Kitten4u's attention.
>Every living person but Zakeri appears to be in your search party.
> @addme DotS
>You refuse to play DotS with those jerks. Ever.
>OH GOD THE MOD HAS MORE POSTS THAN SEVERAL F*****G PLAYERS
>Cut the mod before he posts the next votecount.
>Dead people can't be more active than the living players!
>You make a note to yourself to cut up Dormio's body when you get back to your room later. You could use it as fertilizer or something.
> If none of those work, search for Zakeri in the alleyways we tracked him to earlier.
>You decide to lead the search party to the alleyways.
>scream to crowds "Burn the Witch, Zakeri!" to rile up townie rage
>What's edible made out of again?
>But I thought we were looking for scum, not witches...
>At this point, you don't think any of the town cares.
>"YEAH! BURN THE WITCH!"
>Edible is made out of... What is Edible made out of? You make a note to yourself to find out one day.
>_
If You Don't Stop Asking For Votecounts I'm Going To Turn This Quest Around
Booze(10) - capt. h, Sect, ActionDan, Affinity, Chaore, Serp, Conqueror, Lady Lambdadelta, Edible, Kitten4u
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Hammer the booze.
>Then, get hammered on the booze.
>You'd make a gummi ship to search for Zakeri, if you had gummi bears.
>Unfortunately, it would appear as though somebody ate the entire town's supply of gummi bears.
>The fiend! WE MUST AVENGE THE GUMMI BEARS!
-
(Just a side note: I love gummy bears.)
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>Evil Laugh
>Tease K4U more
-
> That votecount isn't possible.. The parser is still drunk isn't he?
> Get Serp to help hand out liquid courage for the search party>Tease K4U more
> We already did this. Let's not irritate Kitten4u more then we already have.
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>Hammer the booze.
>Then, get hammered on the booze.
> Get Serp to help hand out liquid courage for the search party
>You hop onto your booze wagon and begin passing out drinks.
>Despite the fact that everybody is hung over, they can't seem to resist taking a drink when Serp is chugging them down.
>Evil Laugh
>Tease K4U more
> We already did this. Let's not irritate Kitten4u more then we already have.
>Keikaku doori (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkWlxJlinwY). Soon they'll be so drunk that they might mistake themselves for Kiro.
>You decide to stop teasing Kitten4u and shut off your music. She seems to be curious about the music you were playing though.
> That votecount isn't possible.. The parser is still drunk isn't he?
>The parser, making a mistake? That's unpossible!
>The fiend! WE MUST AVENGE THE GUMMI BEARS!
>When you find out which bastard ate all the gummi bears, you're going to make them pay.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Put some real effort into finding Zakeri; he's the only person preventing a unanimous wagon.
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>Burn Zakari's house down. See if that brings him out of hiding.
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> Offer Zakeri hugs and a promise of gummi bears
> Add quest: Gummi bears for Zakeri 0/20
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>Burn Zakari's house down. See if that brings him out of hiding.
>Before you take your search party to the alleyways, you make a quick detour to set fire to Zakeri's room whilst crying out "BURN THE WITCH".
>There's no response, but burning stuff feels good. The flames are so pretty.
>Put some real effort into finding Zakeri; he's the only person preventing a unanimous wagon.
>But you decide that burning stuff isn't going to solve all of your problems.
>You begin searching seriously for Zakeri, checking out the places he went during the night.
>Soon enough, you find him in a shady alleyway, several large bags beside him. You can see a few gummi bears strewn about the floor.
>Was Zakeri the bastard that ate all the gummi bears?
>"THERE'S THE WITCH! BURN HIM!"
>"DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART!"
>"EXORCISE HIM!"
>You don't think all of those things apply to witches.
> Offer Zakeri hugs and a promise of gummi bears
> Add quest: Gummi bears for Zakeri 0/20
>You approach Zakeri quickly and tell him that you set fire to his room.
>"W-what?!"
>You give him a hug and promise to get him more gummi bears.
>Zakeri looks confused.
>"SOMEBODY CAST METEO ON HIM!"
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Steal all the gummi bears. All of them.
>Kick Zakeri in the crotch a few times, just to make sure that he doesnt take them back.
-
> Delete Kips' post.
Quote if you agree.
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>Don't be mean to Zak man. :<
>Ask Zakeri if he wants to see Pesco again.
>Regardless of the answer, steal Zakeri's clothes.
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>Steal all the gummi bears. All of them.
>You would, if there were any left.
>Kick Zakeri in the crotch a few times, just to make sure that he doesnt take them back.
> Delete Kips' post.
>Don't be mean to Zak man. :<
>You decide not to be excessively mean to Zakeri.
>Ask Zakeri if he wants to see Pesco again.
>Regardless of the answer, steal Zakeri's clothes.
>Naturally, stealing Zakeri's clothes doesn't fall under "excessively" mean.
>You ask Zakeri about whether or not he'd want to see Pesco again.
>"Huh?"
>You take advantage of his extended confusion to strip him of his clothes.
>The cutest outfit will be yours, all yours!
>Blushing profusely, Zakeri tries to take back his clothes but stumbles in his confusion.
>It seems that he's decided that simply running is the best option for now as he runs away.
>Town gives chase, shouting nonsense at him.
>You feel kind of sorry the guy, but what do you care? You have his clothes.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Place Zakeri's underwear on face.
>Inhale deeply.
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> Delete Kips' post.
Quote if you agree.
ilu2pesco
>Stash them away when we're done with them.
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Weirdly enough, this is not the first time Shadoweh has attempted to take my clothing, with results not too dissimilar to what happened here.
>Be cute
>Stop following witch hunt progress
>Return to town square
>review LLD, Chaore, and Zakeri's voting records.
>Revel in cuteness
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>Make a mental note to consider recruiting Zak.
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> Take off underwear, we are not Kiro! We do not play pants on head! We're the strongest oh look a butterfly.
> Put on Zakeri's white mage outfit and prance around to assist our cuteness rating.
> Resume playing Umineko music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuRRe1moVhY&feature=related) for Kitten4u, when she comes back ask her if she likes it. Cutely.
> ..Maybe we should go put out that fire..
> Check Zakeri's pockets for his role pm!
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Shadoweh likes to go commando :V
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>Place Zakeri's underwear on face.
>Inhale deeply.
>Stash them away when we're done with them.
> Take off underwear, we are not Kiro! We do not play pants on head! We're the strongest oh look a butterfly.
>You're about to take a whiff of Zakeri's underwear when you remind yourself that you do not adhere to the Pants on Head style of play.
>Be cute
>Stop following witch hunt progress
>Return to town square
>review LLD, Chaore, and Zakeri's voting records.
>Revel in cuteness
>You abandon your guise as the towniest town that ever towned in order to gain a aura of cuteness.
>You decide to let the town chase Zakeri, you have other matters to address and so you return to the town square by yourself.
>Chaore was on the DollS wagon on Day 1 and the Schezo wagon on Day 2.
>Lady Lambdadelta has supported lynches on DollS and Iced Fairy over the past two days.
>Zakeri has made one vote over the course of the game, which was on Pesco.
>You are the cutest cutey that ever cuted in cuteyland.
> Put on Zakeri's white mage outfit and prance around to assist our cuteness rating.
> Resume playing Umineko music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuRRe1moVhY&feature=related) for Kitten4u, when she comes back ask her if she likes it. Cutely.
> ..Maybe we should go put out that fire..
> Check Zakeri's pockets for his role pm!
>You don Zakeri's White Mage suit and feel your cuteness rating increase to Pretty Princess. You have no idea what benefits this gives, if any, but you feel cute❤.
>You start blasting out Umineko music whilst prancing around in your cute state. You're going to overload Kitten4u with cute when she comes back. Or die trying.
>You wonder if you should put that fire in Zakeri's room out. Well, it's not like fires are dangerous or anything, right?
>You check Zakeri's pockets, but alas, there appears to be no role PM you can read. He probably kept it somewhere else.
>Make a mental note to consider recruiting Zak.
>You note Zakeri as a potential recruit target.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Setup a tribunal, preparing for Zakeri's return with the rest of town in tow.
>Decorate it with whatever cute things you can find.
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> Convince town to vote for non-alcoholic booze and sobriety instead of lynching booze today, remind them that if we lynch booze we'll have to play the rest of the mafia sober.
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>Read the flows for potential wagons.
>Consider tossing a ninja hammer onto someone since Bard isn't around to complain about them. (ﾉ `Д?)ﾉ =====[]
>Preferably we'd ninja lynch scum, of course.
>Or we could ninja lynch sanity. That might work.
>Engage in verbal sparring with the rest of the town in an effort to spur humorous drunken discussion.
>Meanwhile, continue to exude typographical elegance in our private QT.
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>Wait, hear me out on this! Dormio knows who the scum are, but he's not telling us. He's clearly the most anti town and probably the last scum! Let's lynch him! ##Vote Dormio
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> Question why Dan isn't dead yet
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> Question why Dan isn't dead yet
>Or LLD
>Only take out the fire if it'll impress K4U
>Inventory
>Give snacks to K4U
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>Which powers can we still use?
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>Setup a tribunal, preparing for Zakeri's return with the rest of town in tow.
>Decorate it with whatever cute things you can find.
>You prepare for everybody else's return, taking over Dormio's podium and decorating it with various cute and frilly objects.
>When Zakeri comes back, you're going to expose him as the witch he is.
> Convince town to vote for non-alcoholic booze and sobriety instead of lynching booze today, remind them that if we lynch booze we'll have to play the rest of the mafia sober.
>You also prepare a convincing speech that mostly involves "Do you really want to play this game whilst sober?".
>You're not going to let your beloved booze get lynched. You need it for your gay bar, after all.
>Read the flows for potential wagons.
>Consider tossing a ninja hammer onto someone since Bard isn't around to complain about them. (ﾉ `Д?)ﾉ =====[]
>Preferably we'd ninja lynch scum, of course.
>Or we could ninja lynch sanity. That might work.
>Engage in verbal sparring with the rest of the town in an effort to spur humorous drunken discussion.
>Meanwhile, continue to exude typographical elegance in our private QT.
>At this point, you think you could get a wagon going on anyone or anything.
>You work on improving your ability to ramble drunkenly, it's probably going to be your best bet for convincing town to do whatever you them to do.
>Of course, you don't let this carry over into your quicktopic. You want to talk legibly in there.
>Wait, hear me out on this! Dormio knows who the scum are, but he's not telling us. He's clearly the most anti town and probably the last scum! Let's lynch him! ##Vote Dormio
>This is true! The only problem lies in the fact that you've already killed him, and he flipped as a third party.
>Regardless, you place your vote on him.
> Question why Dan isn't dead yet
>Or LLD
>Only take out the fire if it'll impress K4U
>Inventory
>Give snacks to K4U
>You wonder why everyone wasn't killed in Day 1, since Dormio was the mod and all.
>You aren't sure whether or not putting out the fire will impress Kitten4u.
>Your inventory contains:
- 1x Chocolate
- 1x Boombox with Umineko CD
- 1x Zakeri's Clothes
>Which powers can we still use?
>You have one doctor charge, one watcher charge, one lover charge, and the ability to create a gay bar remaining.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Decide at least one of Serp or Kitten4u will be impressed and hose down Zakeri's burning room, putting out the fire.
> Ask in the QT what's taking the rest of town so long to find Zakeri
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> Decide at least one of Serp or Kitten4u will be impressed and hose down Zakeri's burning room, putting out the fire.
> Ask in the QT what's taking the rest of town so long to find Zakeri
>Being able to put out a fire by yourself, what's not to like?
>You search for a hose, but one up yourself, finding a firetruck in the town's fire department.
>Driving a firetruck whilst drunk, what could possibly go wrong?
>You crash the firetruck into Zakeri's room before backing it up to give you easier access to the fire.
>You then attach the firetruck's hose to a nearby fire hydrant and begin spraying Zakeri's room with water.
>Eventually, you extinguish the flames. What little remains of Zakeri's room is now a complete mess.
>You head back to the town square, a feeling of satisfaction welling up in your chest. It appears as though the town is still chasing after Zakeri.
>You then ask Serp and Kitten4u what's taking them so long.
>"He just disappeared while we were chasing him. Everyone's looking for him again."
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Search all the rooms of the living players for role PMs while they're gone.
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>Discuss possible fakeclaims with Kitten4U while she's still alive.
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> After we're done searching for role pm's, tell Serpentarius and Kitten4u to convince everyone searching to change their votes now to our non-alcoholic beer wagon, and for Dormio because he deserves to die again. More drinks should help the negotiations!
> Also search everyone's rooms for gummi bears.
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>##Unvote
>##Vote:Ran Yakumo
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>Search all the rooms of the living players for role PMs while they're gone.
> After we're done searching for role pm's, tell Serpentarius and Kitten4u to convince everyone searching to change their votes now to our non-alcoholic beer wagon, and for Dormio because he deserves to die again. More drinks should help the negotiations!
> Also search everyone's rooms for gummi bears.
>Unfortunately, it's impossible for you to enter the rooms of any living players unless you have something that allows you to break this limitation.
>You can, however, tell Serp and Kitten to try to convince the rest of town to switch their votes to non-alcoholic booze and Dormio. You wonder how effective an apathetic kitten and a drunk Serp will be, but you decide to trust in them. And Booze.
>Discuss possible fakeclaims with Kitten4U while she's still alive.
>"Dunno. Doesn't anything work as long as it's not vanilla?"
>Apathetic kitten is apathetic.
>##Unvote
>##Vote:Ran Yakumo
>Meanwhile, you place your own vote on Ran Yakumo for whatever reason.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Do something that will make the plot progress.
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>Wait for day to end.
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>Facepalm
>I'm an idiot
>Prepare to recruit the best mafia player ever: Keine
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>Do something that will make the plot progress.
>Wait for day to end.
>You decide that, after having managed to steal Zakeri's clothes, you've accomplished enough today and decide to take it easy.
>The town returns to the square at the end of the day, after having been unable to find Zakeri again.
>Unfortunately, without Zakeri, you cannot perform your witch hunt trial
>The projection of Dormio comes back on.
>"Through majority vote, all non-alcoholic beverages have been removed from the town."
>"It would appear as though all players have an equal number of votes."
>"Therefore, the day's lynches will be chosen randomly."
>"Please wait warmly."
>The firetruck you used to destroysave Zakeri's room starts driving into the town square, sirens blazing, at its top speed.
>It goes through the middle of the square and is brought to a stop by crashing into a building.
>As it passed through the town square, it picks up and crushes Edible and Sect.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our fifteenth and sixteenth deaths."
>"Edible, who was the Townie Delicious Cake, has been killed."
>"Sect, who was the Townie Demoralizer, has been killed."
>"Please return to your rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there.
>Facepalm
>I'm an idiot
>Prepare to recruit the best mafia player ever: Keine
>How could you not have noticed this? You consider recruiting Keine once you get back to your room tonight.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>RECRUIT KEINE
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>Recruit Kiro.
>Because we need more days, and more alive people means more days
>Also, because Keine has no scum meta, so we can't be certain how well she plays under different alignments.
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>RECRUIT KEINE
>Recruit Kiro.
>Because we need more days, and more alive people means more days
>Also, because Keine has no scum meta, so we can't be certain how well she plays under different alignments.
>As you return to your room, you feel conflicted on who you want to recruit.
>You soon make it back to the privacy of your room, and ponder some more about who you want to recruit.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Recruit UK
>I would have prefered to have recruited a living scum, but she knows who the last scum are, and we're running out of time.
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[02:10:59] <Akiyama_dorMio> @dice 2d25
[02:11:01] <Keine-tan> Akiyama_dorMio: 22 and 15
>Thanks the heavens that Keine is on our side.
>Consider recruiting Dormio. He can suicide tomorrow by getting himself and the other scum dual lynched.
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>Thanks the heavens that Keine is on our side.
>She has been rather supportive of your efforts, you offer your thanks to Keine via prayer.
>Recruit UK
>I would have prefered to have recruited a living scum, but she knows who the last scum are, and we're running out of time.
>Consider recruiting Dormio. He can suicide tomorrow by getting himself and the other scum dual lynched.
>You consider recruiting either UK or Dormio, since both of them should know who the remaining scum are.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Settle on UK
>The kittens are ours.
-
>Really would've preferred to not have to do this, but yeah revive UK.
-
> Track Keine tonight!
-
>Curse the mod for not giving us a roleblock to use on Keine.
>Summon Cat Planet.
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>Settle on UK
>The kittens are ours.
>Really would've preferred to not have to do this, but yeah revive UK.
>You will take all the kittens. All of them.
>You recruit UK into your cult, bringing her back to life in the process.
>Your quicktopic expands to include UncertainKitten, fresh from the world beyond.
>"Why am I back here?"
> Track Keine tonight!
>Unfortunately, you have no tracker charges remaining.
>Curse the mod for not giving us a roleblock to use on Keine.
>Summon Cat Planet.
>You're already overpowered, why couldn't you have been taken a few steps further?
>You chant Cat Planet repeatedly to no effect, perhaps you need more cats?
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
Also, since there's been complaints about certain commands and stuff.
Remember that you aren't the only player in the game and stuff.
Also keep in mind that this thing isn't all that serious, and all commands are welcome, but refrain from posting things that are too explicit in here please.
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>Watch K4U
>Before we stupidly get the idea to target more people who aren't in the game.
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>Brief UK on recent developments
>AVOID RAGE WARS at all costs
>ask UK who the scum are
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> Ask the parser if having our cult engage in pagan fertility rites would be too explicit.
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>Watch K4U
>Before we stupidly get the idea to target more people who aren't in the game.
>You step out and camp in front of Kitten4u's room for a while.
>No matter how long you stay out there, it doesn't appear as though anyone is going to visit her.
>Brief UK on recent developments
>AVOID RAGE WARS at all costs
>ask UK who the scum are
>"So there's a cult in this game. That revives people. And has multiple abilities."
>You think that most people are too drunk to rage. Regardless, you make a note to yourself to avoid getting into any rage wars.
>"Let's see who's died so far... Chaore and LLD are the last scum."
> Ask the parser if having our cult engage in pagan fertility rites would be too explicit.
>The parser reminds you that there are children reading this quest.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Ask K4U to make up a role that UK can claim that will keep UK from getting lynched tomorrow.
> Ask UK if she knows LLD and Chaore's roles.
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> Hit the bottles. Drink K4u and UK's share for them since they don't drink.
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>At that, consider use of your second doc shot on her. If we manage to keep her alive tommorow, it's worthless if scum can just shoot her the next night because they know what she's done.
>Hope they don't have a piercing shot.
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>practice counting, count 5 townies, 4 cult, and 2 scum.
>It's a good thing we didn't release our townie rage on LLD.
>we will have to lynch a scum tomorrow to ensure town believes UK is not still scum
>Use doctor charge on UK
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> Ask K4U to make up a role that UK can claim that will keep UK from getting lynched tomorrow.
> Ask UK if she knows LLD and Chaore's roles.
>"Huh? Uh, well, I dunno. It's going to be hard since her role was 'Unlimited Dayvig'. Maybe if somebody else they can revive somebody into their faction?"
>"Chaore is something like a rolecop, and LLD is an action immune paranoid gun owner."
> Hit the bottles. Drink K4u and UK's share for them since they don't drink.
>You need this in order to retain what little remains of your sanity. You drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and dri(ry
>At that, consider use of your second doc shot on her. If we manage to keep her alive tommorow, it's worthless if scum can just shoot her the next night because they know what she's done.
>Hope they don't have a piercing shot.
>we will have to lynch a scum tomorrow to ensure town believes UK is not still scum
>Use doctor charge on UK
>You decide to use your second doctor charge on UK. You can't have her former scum buddies shooting her now, can you?
>You're probably going to have to have UK leading a scum wagon in order for her to gain some cred.
>practice counting, count 5 townies, 4 cult, and 2 scum.
>It's a good thing we didn't release our townie rage on LLD.
>Welp, it looks like town is screwed.
>You can't have this game ending too early. You need to build that gay bar.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Realize we spelled K4U wrong and put the doctor charge on her instead of UK
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>Ask UK to use UK MAGIC to not get lynched
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> "I don't think we'll have to claim, all we have to do is have UK tell town that she got brought back as vanilla town, Dormio is an idiot for letting this work on scum, LLD and Chaore are scum and lead a lynch on her.. as long as town doesn't win when they're gone. If they do we just tell them about Chaore. Although I do have this super special awesome case on LLD! I'm the best townie ever at finding the scums!"\
> Proudly share our wall of text and hatred with UK
> Ask UK how good she is at cooking and how she'd like to work at a gay bar. Possibly with rope.
> Review the setup rules, will the game end if there are no scum left or will our cult keep the game going?
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> Realize we spelled K4U wrong and put the doctor charge on her instead of UK
>Did you?
>Ask UK to use UK MAGIC to not get lynched
> "I don't think we'll have to claim, all we have to do is have UK tell town that she got brought back as vanilla town, Dormio is an idiot for letting this work on scum, LLD and Chaore are scum and lead a lynch on her.. as long as town doesn't win when they're gone. If they do we just tell them about Chaore. Although I do have this super special awesome case on LLD! I'm the best townie ever at finding the scums!"\
> Proudly share our wall of text and hatred with UK
> Ask UK how good she is at cooking and how she'd like to work at a gay bar. Possibly with rope.
> Review the setup rules, will the game end if there are no scum left or will our cult keep the game going?
>"That sounds like a plan."
>"How good am I at cooking? Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the best cook here."
>UncertainKitten begins lecturing you about cooking and you feel your intimacy with her increase somewhat.
>"A gay bar? Well, that could be fun."
>In the case that only the cult and town remains, the faction with more living players is declared the winner and the game ends. If there is an equal number of cult and town members, the town wins. You also note that you cannot win with the cult.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>realize you are just trying to survive till day 5. Tomorrow is day 4, so we have to survive with our lover K4U tonight, the next day, and the next night.
>thus UK will be Scum NK bait tonight, we can lynch a townie (Zakeri) day 4 in order not to be the NK night 4, give K4U the protect so we have a little leeway in any case, and open our gay bar day 5.
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> "Okay, looking at the setup we just want to tell them about Chaore. More importantly! Can you make a bag of gummi bears? Serp, I need you to bring a rope trap. We're gonna catch Zakeri good tomorrow! Oh and uhm, thanks for the lessons UncertainKittan!"
> Put newfound understanding of how2bake to use, make extra delicious snacky cookies for Kitten4u
> Make jello shooters, three for each person left alive.
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>Conclude Zakeri is bulletproof for targeting LLD and surviving.
>Note that Dormio implemented Shadoweh's role from Jojo's as a scum role.
>Petition for Dormio to be b(RYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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They told me to! >.>
>Dress dead Dormio up as a gummi bear and place him in a conspicuous conveniently location.
>Attatch giant, yummy looking ears to his head.
>Make sure he is shiny and adorable looking.
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> "Wait.. no, we need to make vodka infused gummi bears. (http://www.instructables.com/id/Drunken-Gummies-Vodka-Infused-Gummi-Bears/) We must make these!"
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>Ok, so we will make Dormio's corpse into a vodka infused cute adorable gummi bear, and it shall be the centerpiece for our gaybar, just as carbonated Han Solo was to Jabba's palace.
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>Sing "La Divina Tragedia"
>Sing "Dear You"
>OH DESIRE
>Question all these stupid voices in your head
>Prepare to look for a psychiatrist
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> Make UK and K4u do the Fusion Dance
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>realize you are just trying to survive till day 5. Tomorrow is day 4, so we have to survive with our lover K4U tonight, the next day, and the next night.
>thus UK will be Scum NK bait tonight, we can lynch a townie (Zakeri) day 4 in order not to be the NK night 4, give K4U the protect so we have a little leeway in any case, and open our gay bar day 5.
>You're so close to your goal, you only have the final stretch left.
>If scum are paying any attention at all, they'll be trying to kill UK tonight.
>You've already used your doctor charges.
> "Okay, looking at the setup we just want to tell them about Chaore. More importantly! Can you make a bag of gummi bears? Serp, I need you to bring a rope trap. We're gonna catch Zakeri good tomorrow! Oh and uhm, thanks for the lessons UncertainKittan!"
> Put newfound understanding of how2bake to use, make extra delicious snacky cookies for Kitten4u
> Make jello shooters, three for each person left alive.
> "Wait.. no, we need to make vodka infused gummi bears. (http://www.instructables.com/id/Drunken-Gummies-Vodka-Infused-Gummi-Bears/) We must make these!"
>You tell them that you plan to get Chaore and Zakeri lynched the following day.
>Your cult nods in unison.
>"Gummi bears? Sure, they might take a while though."
>Serp gives you a "Will do, bossman."
>You improve on your previous knowledge of cookie making to make an even better batch that you plan to give to Kitten4u later.
>You receive: 1x Tasty Cookies.
>Once UK finishes making gummi bears, you vow to infuse them with vodka.
>Conclude Zakeri is bulletproof for targeting LLD and surviving.
>Note that Dormio implemented Shadoweh's role from Jojo's as a scum role.
>Petition for Dormio to be b(RYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>How else would he have survived?
>Not only that, but it doesn't even have the point limitation.
>There are so many issues with this game, you think that the American government is doing an upstanding job in comparison.
>Dress dead Dormio up as a gummi bear and place him in a conspicuous conveniently location.
>Attatch giant, yummy looking ears to his head.
>Make sure he is shiny and adorable looking.
>Ok, so we will make Dormio's corpse into a vodka infused cute adorable gummi bear, and it shall be the centerpiece for our gaybar, just as carbonated Han Solo was to Jabba's palace.
>You coat Dormio's corpse in gelatin and sugar, hoping to turn him into a giant gummi statue.
>When you finish that gay bar, he'll look fantastic as the centerpiece.
>Sing "La Divina Tragedia"
>Sing "Dear You"
>OH DESIRE
>Question all these stupid voices in your head
>Prepare to look for a psychiatrist
>Whilst you're turning Dormio into a gummi statue, you can't help but burst out into song.
>UK joins in with you, screaming "OH DESIRE" into the night.
>You feel your intimacy with UK rise slightly.
>You wonder whether or not it's such a great idea to follow all of these voices in your head, but you simply can't resist.
>You think you may need somebody that can work with your mind.
> Make UK and K4u do the Fusion Dance
>"Why?"
>You tell them to just do it.
>After UK and K4u dance for a while, they conclude with "Fusion... HA!"
>There is no effect and the pair look confused.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>I think that's everything.
>Start Day 4.
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> Make the jello shooters during the night as well, as set aside a bottle of vodka for the gummi bears. *_*
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> Make the jello shooters during the night as well, as set aside a bottle of vodka for the gummi bears. *_*
>Before you turn in for the night, you prepare some jello shooters for the town as well.
>I think that's everything.
>Start Day 4.
>Deciding that you're done for the night, you close the quicktopic and go to sleep.
>You rise early again, and you take a quick stroll through the town before you make your way to the town square.
>As you pass UK's room, you see water flowing out from the doors and windows.
>When you enter the town square, you see that UK is the center of attention, and everyone is giving her a look of distrust.
>Once everybody, bar Zakeri, has gathered in the square Dormio's projection comes on.
>"There were no deaths last night."
>"Day 4 has begun."
>UK whispers to you through the quicktopic that her protection has worn off.
>The town starts the day with four votes on UncertainKitten.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Request a votecount. :trollface:
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> Remind UncertainKitten of the battle plan today! She knows who the scum are, AND SHE'S GOING TO TELL US! Then ##Vote: Chaore! Pressure him until he claims scum, she's done it before!
> Help the townies calm down by passing out the jello shooters.
> Rage in the QT at whoever tried to drown one of our precious kittens. Ask UK which scum has drowned as their kill flavor. In fact vote for that one just to teach them a lesson.
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> Remind UncertainKitten of the battle plan today! She knows who the scum are, AND SHE'S GOING TO TELL US! Then ##Vote: Chaore! Pressure him until he claims scum, she's done it before!
> Help the townies calm down by passing out the jello shooters.
> Rage in the QT at whoever tried to drown one of our precious kittens. Ask UK which scum has drowned as their kill flavor. In fact vote for that one just to teach them a lesson.
>Wait until AFTER UK tells town which players are scum to vote not-UK.
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> But make sure she knows only to reveal one. We can't win tomorrow if there isn't a scum surviving today!
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> Remind UncertainKitten of the battle plan today! She knows who the scum are, AND SHE'S GOING TO TELL US! Then ##Vote: Chaore! Pressure him until he claims scum, she's done it before!
> Help the townies calm down by passing out the jello shooters.
> Rage in the QT at whoever tried to drown one of our precious kittens. Ask UK which scum has drowned as their kill flavor. In fact vote for that one just to teach them a lesson.
>You pass out the jello shooters to the town before you begin today's arguments.
>UncertainKitten asks for the attention of the town, which doesn't take long to get since she already had it.
>"I was scum before, I've been revived as a vanilla townie by someone."
>"Chaore is scum."
>"##Vote Chaore"
>The town appear to be wondering about who they should lynch, though Chaore, and Lady Lambdadelta are yelling that, as flipped scum, anything UK says cannot be trusted.
>capt. h is suggesting that both are scum, and that they should both be lynched today.
>You also make a highly colorful note in your quicktopic to exact vengeance on whoever tried to kill your UncertainKitten.
>UK tells you through the quicktopic that the flavor is random.
>Wait until AFTER UK tells town which players are scum to vote not-UK.
>You place your vote on Chaore, and the rest of your cult follows suit. A few townies also get caught up in the momentum.
> But make sure she knows only to reveal one. We can't win tomorrow if there isn't a scum surviving today!
>You need the game to drag out, and the numbers aren't in the cult's favour right now. It was rather easy to convince your cult that only one scum needed to be lynched today.
>_
I Will Rebalance Angel Beats! Mafia To This Level Of Barstard Modding If You Don't Stop Asking For Vote Counts Right Now
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, Lady Lambdadelta
Chaore(6) - UncertainKitten, Shadoweh, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Edible: Reveal that your role is a lie, and ##revive as a third-party bulletproof treestump cult leader!
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> Set up rope trap near alleyways, in sight of townie square.
> Put bag of gummi bears in rope trap.
> Keep an eye out for a naked man sneaking around.
> Speaking of sneaking, where's Action Dan?
> Now that the game has been going on this long, review crumbed roles again. Who seems to be what, especially any killing roles?
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>Why is Zak not voting
>Why is Dan not voting
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>Has anybody claimed yet?
>Consider the benefits of proposing a massclaim.
>Ask UK to share any info she can get from the scum QT, including present ramblings and raging, past night results and night actions (including PR targets and Chaore's rolecop results), etc.
I Will Rebalance Angel Beats! Mafia To This Level Of Barstard Modding If You Don't Stop Asking For Vote Counts Right Now
:*
>Votecount
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>Edible: Reveal that your role is a lie, and ##revive as a third-party bulletproof treestump cult leader!
>The cake... is a lie?
>The parser's mind breaks, and Shadoweh Quest! is put on an indefinite break.
>And then the break breaks too.
> Set up rope trap near alleyways, in sight of townie square.
> Put bag of gummi bears in rope trap.
> Keep an eye out for a naked man sneaking around.
> Speaking of sneaking, where's Action Dan?
> Now that the game has been going on this long, review crumbed roles again. Who seems to be what, especially any killing roles?
>You take the gummi bears and rope trap from UK and Serp and use the two to set up a trap near the town square.
>You keep an eye on the trap, watching for any unsuspecting KYUUUUUUUUT.
>ActionDan is standing amongst the crowd, looking confused.
>You still have no idea what Zakeri's role could be.
>Similarly, you're still not sure what Conqueror and Affinity can do.
>Chaore is a rolecop and LLD is a paranoid gun owner, according to UK.
>ActionDan has gone into a long rant about dinosaurs and how great they are once a day.
>capt. h has crumbed both doc and cop.
>Why is Zak not voting
>Why is Dan not voting
>You have no idea where Zakeri... Did you just hear the rope trap go off?
>ActionDan appears to be too confused to vote right now.
>Has anybody claimed yet?
>Consider the benefits of proposing a massclaim.
>Ask UK to share any info she can get from the scum QT, including present ramblings and raging, past night results and night actions (including PR targets and Chaore's rolecop results), etc.
>Nobody has outright claimed.
>You'd need to think up of a role for yourself, and you can't rule out people lying about their roles.
>You ask UK about the things that have happened in the scum QT.
>"I don't have access to anything that happened after the recruit."
>"The first night, they tried to kill Serp and rolecopped Affinity and Pesco."
>"Affinity wins by suiciding on Day 5."
>"On the second night, they rolecopped Serp and Edible. Then they killed Dorian. G."
>"They got Serp's original ability, nothing about the cult."
>"Edible was a roleblocking doctor."
>"I don't know what they did on Night 3, since I was recruited into the cult."
>_
I'm Warning You I Really Will Do It
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, Lady Lambdadelta
Chaore(6) - UncertainKitten, Shadoweh, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Put pantsu on head to increase thinking power
>Turn wagon around on Affinity, he is bussing scum
>Think about how to turn K4U into your lover in 1 day
>Votecount
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> Ask UK for clarification on Affinity, does his role take him out of the game and just kill him alone or will his death make our cult lose the game? If he removes himself we don't need to start a wagon on him.
> Check our rope trap for Zakeri's!
> Negotiate with Zakeri, offering delicious gummis and his white mage outfit if he tells us what his role is. Be extra cute when asking.
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>Things we learned in this update:
>Chaore can rolecop twice a night.
>Affinity is a delayed day-specific suicide jester.
>Bastard mod is bastard mod.
>Dormio really wants to post another
>Votecount
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>Put pantsu on head to increase thinking power
>Turn wagon around on Affinity, he is bussing scum
>Think about how to turn K4U into your lover in 1 day
>You consider switching to the Pants on Head school of mafia, but decide that your own Towniest Reasoning is far better.
>You consider starting a counter wagon on Affinity.
>You have an ability that can do that! Of course, it can fail if your intimacy isn't high enough...
> Ask UK for clarification on Affinity, does his role take him out of the game and just kill him alone or will his death make our cult lose the game? If he removes himself we don't need to start a wagon on him.
> Check our rope trap for Zakeri's!
> Negotiate with Zakeri, offering delicious gummis and his white mage outfit if he tells us what his role is. Be extra cute when asking.
>"He just kills himself and wins. It doesn't affect anyone else."
>You go towards your rope trap to check what you've caught. The town goes silent and watches you. It seems that they're curious about Zakeri as well.
>You turn up your cute dial and ask Zakeri about his role, promising him more gummi bears and his white mage outfit back if he tells you what it is.
>"I refuse."
>Things we learned in this update:
>Chaore can rolecop twice a night.
>Affinity is a delayed day-specific suicide jester.
>Bastard mod is bastard mod.
>This game is starting to make Psycho's Plot look balanced.
>_
I Warned You About Those Votecounts
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, Lady Lambdadelta
Chaore(6) - UncertainKitten, Shadoweh, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Check intimacy with Zakeri
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> Ponder why 6 votes when 11 are alive still isn't a lynch.
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>Ask ourselves if this mod is so bastard that we require a 2/3 majority
>Ask Zak if there is any way to make him reveal his role
>Is this the town's perception (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GFxttqw3BGg/TdaqHKq_ivI/AAAAAAAAAOs/mYBaeLGED8g/s1600/DinosBW2.jpeg) of ActionDan
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> Epic Pouting Maneuver.
> Share gummi bears with Zakeri anyways, offer him jello shooters.
> Tell him it's very not nice of him to hide from town and not vote, ask him what he thinks of the game so far.
> ..Oh and give him back his clothes.
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I Will Rebalance Angel Beats! Mafia To This Level Of Barstard Modding If You Don't Stop Asking For Vote Counts Right Now
:toot:
>votecount
>Blame burning down Zakari's room on LLD
>votecount
>Convince everyone in town to request votecounts from the parser every minute of every day until Dormio rebalances Angel Beats! mafia to this level of bastard modding.
>votecount x86
>votecount
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>Votecount
>Consider viability of having UK claim that scum rolecopped an SK
>Consider who would be the best person to frame as SK.
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> Check intimacy with Zakeri
>You have a neutral relationship with Zakeri. (-4)
> Ponder why 6 votes when 11 are alive still isn't a lynch.
>Ask ourselves if this mod is so bastard that we require a 2/3 majority
>Because there are two lynches every day, when the day ends the two people with the most votes are lynched.
>Is this the town's perception (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GFxttqw3BGg/TdaqHKq_ivI/AAAAAAAAAOs/mYBaeLGED8g/s1600/DinosBW2.jpeg) of ActionDan
>Roughly, yes.
> Epic Pouting Maneuver.
> Share gummi bears with Zakeri anyways, offer him jello shooters.
> Tell him it's very not nice of him to hide from town and not vote, ask him what he thinks of the game so far.
> ..Oh and give him back his clothes.
>You pout, though it doesn't seem to affect Zakeri much.
>Zakeri turns down the jello shooters, though he does take the gummi bears.
>"What game? All I see is a drinking party."
>You return Zakeri's clothes to him. You feel your intimacy with Zakeri being repaired.
>Blame burning down Zakari's room on LLD
>"You already told me that you burnt it down yourself!"
>Consider viability of having UK claim that scum rolecopped an SK
>Consider who would be the best person to frame as SK.
>Provided somebody on town doesn't counterclaim, it should be fine, though the fact that there has already been one confirmed serial killer may raise some eyebrows.
>Who would be the best person to frame as a SK?
>_
Be Right Back Rebalancing Angel Beats! Mafia
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, Lady Lambdadelta
Chaore(6) - UncertainKitten, Shadoweh, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> prodcount
> relationships
> quests
> abilities
> inventory
> vote analysis
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>LLD would be the best player to blame as a serial killer. Unless we want to just call her scum.
>Since if nothing changes UK will probably get lynched today.
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We don't want both scum dead yet. That ends the game. We need LLD to LIVE.
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> Ask the QT what they think of Dan's ranting about dinosaurs and capt.h possibly being a cop/doc
> Use ~*LOGIC*~ to talk to capt.h and LLD. "Don't you see, UK can't be scum anymore, because Chaore is trying to lynch her, the scum would lose today! The only thing we need to worry about now are third parties hanging back.. like HIM!"
> Point dramatically at Action Dan. "Look at him sitting there, not voting anyone! He's being opportunistic! OPPORTUNISTIC LIKE A THIRD PARTY SCUM!"
> ##VOTE: Action Dan
> Try to convince Zakeri to join in, tell him there are more gummis in it for him if he does. Ask him where he gets his outfits made.
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>Examine Vote Count 7 for clues.
>Tell everyone that Action Dan's ranting reminds you of the serial killer in Darker than Black.
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>capt. h: Remind Shadoweh that there's already been 2 3rd parties in this game. Three 3rd parties in a single game would be rediculous. There's no way Dormio is THAT much of a bastard.
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>There's no way Dormio is THAT much of a bastard.
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
LLD's role
Affinity's role
This entire game
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> Point out that a scum unlimited dayvig and Dormio being an unlynchable killer makes the mod as bastardly as possible. Kiro wasn't even on the playerlist!
> Hand around a petition for all the players to sign having Dormio banned from hosting mafia forever.
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> relationships
>Your relationship with Kitten4u is friendly. (+30)
>Your relationship with Zakeri is neutral. (-2)
>Your relationship with Chaore is neutral. (+2)
>Your relationship with Edible is neutral. (+8)
>Your relationship with UncertainKitten is cordial. (+18)
>Your relationship with Serpentarius is cordial. (+15)
>Your relationship with everyone else is neutral. (0)
> quests
>The Townest Town: It's almost time to find a lover and get that gay bar built. Just one more day.
> abilities
>You have one lover charge remaining.
>You can give up all remaining abilities, as well as your ability to vote to begin building a gay bar. Building a gay bar takes one day and one night.
> inventory
>Your inventory contains:
- 1x Tasty Cookies
- 1x Chocolate
- 1x Boombox with Umineko CD
>LLD would be the best player to blame as a serial killer. Unless we want to just call her scum.
>Since if nothing changes UK will probably get lynched today.
>You consider outing LLD to prevent UK's lynch.
> Ask the QT what they think of Dan's ranting about dinosaurs and capt.h possibly being a cop/doc
> Use ~*LOGIC*~ to talk to capt.h and LLD. "Don't you see, UK can't be scum anymore, because Chaore is trying to lynch her, the scum would lose today! The only thing we need to worry about now are third parties hanging back.. like HIM!"
> Point dramatically at Action Dan. "Look at him sitting there, not voting anyone! He's being opportunistic! OPPORTUNISTIC LIKE A THIRD PARTY SCUM!"
> ##VOTE: Action Dan
> Try to convince Zakeri to join in, tell him there are more gummis in it for him if he does. Ask him where he gets his outfits made.
>Tell everyone that Action Dan's ranting reminds you of the serial killer in Darker than Black.
>Several people exclaim "What? Are you saying that there's another third party in this game?"
>Regardless, you stand by your exclamation that ActionDan is a third party and place your vote on him.
>Most of town appears to be wondering what to make of your exclamation, and ActionDan goes into his daily rant about how amazing dinosaurs are.
>Zakeri says "Why not, I guess." and joins you on the ActionDan case.
> vote analysis
>Examine Vote Count 7 for clues.
>The parser tells you that the parser is tired and grumpy and that you should analyse your own damn votes.
> Point out that a scum unlimited dayvig and Dormio being an unlynchable killer makes the mod as bastardly as possible. Kiro wasn't even on the playerlist!
> Hand around a petition for all the players to sign having Dormio banned from hosting mafia forever.
>You point out some of the more extreme examples of bastard modding in this game, though a few people still seem to have trouble believing that there would be more third parties.
>Everyone, however, does agree to sign your petition to ban Dormio from hosting forever.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>votecount
-
>_
Busy Rebalancing Angel Beats! Mafia Don't Disturb
UncertainKitten(4) - Chaore, capt. h, Lady Lambdadelta, ActionDan
Chaore(5) - UncertainKitten, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
ActionDan(2) - Shadoweh, Zakeri
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Plot: Progress.
-
> Aaaah we don't want the wagons to go like this yet! What is capt.h's case right now, and what is Lambda's?
> How did capt.h respond to our case on Dan? Continue trying to reason with capt.h, pointing out the wagon is scum-motivated.
> Try to reason with Lambda as well, appealing to her towniness (don't let on that we know she's not) and showing that if Chaore really is scum she shouldn't want to push UncertainKitten down. Also Dan insulted Umineko and said she wasn't certain enough.
-
> Votecount and time remaining.
I sense something amiss.
-
> Aaaah we don't want the wagons to go like this yet! What is capt.h's case right now, and what is Lambda's?
> How did capt.h respond to our case on Dan? Continue trying to reason with capt.h, pointing out the wagon is scum-motivated.
> Try to reason with Lambda as well, appealing to her towniness (don't let on that we know she's not) and showing that if Chaore really is scum she shouldn't want to push UncertainKitten down. Also Dan insulted Umineko and said she wasn't certain enough.
>You're going to save your kittens, damn it!
>capt. h appears to be under the firm belief that Chaore and UncertainKitten are the last two scum.
>Lady Lambdadelta is going with capt. h's theory.
>capt. h refuses to entertain the idea that there could be yet another third party in this game.
>Lady Lambdadelta is more open to your idea of having ActionDan lynched instead of UncertainKitten, and the point about Umineko drives the point home.
>You still have plenty of hours left in this day.
>_
I Told You I'm Busy So Go Away
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, ActionDan
Chaore(5) - UncertainKitten, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
ActionDan(3) - Shadoweh, Zakeri, Lady Lambdadelta
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>seriously ask why the fuck UK would seriously bus her -last scumbu-
>That's actually completely in line with her. Damn, he's got a point.
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> Just as I thought. Kitten ISN'T voting with us like she promised!
> Nurse our broken heart at her betrayal.
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> Let's not mention UK's superbussing habits when they'll make her look bad.
> I-it's not like it's important for her to follow us or anything! S-she's just trying to get townie cred that's all :ohdear:
> Discuss in the QT who can switch over to Dan, suggest Serpentarius make the jump. We can carry both non-UK wagons with 4 and 4! \o/
> Don't forget to give Kitten4u our new specially baked cookies! The secret ingredient is <3
> Give Zakeri the chocolate we made for him earlier
> Play celebratory music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmhXu4rI-Q) for Kitten4u and Lambdadelta to appreciate.
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>seriously ask why the fuck UK would seriously bus her -last scumbu-
>That's actually completely in line with her. Damn, he's got a point.
> Let's not mention UK's superbussing habits when they'll make her look bad.
>You're about to ask the town why the hell UK would bus her last scumbuddy, when you realize that this is a thing that she would totally do.
>Goddamn that meta.
> Just as I thought. Kitten ISN'T voting with us like she promised!
> Nurse our broken heart at her betrayal.
> I-it's not like it's important for her to follow us or anything! S-she's just trying to get townie cred that's all :ohdear:
>Following up your vote immediately whilst lurking would look suspicious though.
>Regardless, you can't help but feel hurt inside.
>You desperately try to defend Kitten4u in your mind, she must have her reasons!
> Discuss in the QT who can switch over to Dan, suggest Serpentarius make the jump. We can carry both non-UK wagons with 4 and 4! \o/
> Don't forget to give Kitten4u our new specially baked cookies! The secret ingredient is <3
> Give Zakeri the chocolate we made for him earlier
> Play celebratory music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmhXu4rI-Q) for Kitten4u and Lambdadelta to appreciate.
>You talk with your cult about who should switch to the ActionDan wagon.
>Eventually, you decide that Serp should switch.
>You give the cookies to Kitten4u.
>"Cookies again?"
>Kitten4u eats one of the cookies, and another, and another, and another.
>The <3 is working. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u increase.
>You also give Zakeri the chocolates who promptly begins to nibble on them.
>You feel your intimacy with Zakeri increase slightly.
>In celebration of getting the wagon off your kitten, you play some more Umineko music in celebration.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Votecount after Serp switches over.
>Let's barrel through the rest of the game.
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>Let's barrel through the rest of the game.
>You've got this game in the bag. Almost nothing can stop you at this point... you think.
>_
Stop Asking For Those Damn Votecounts
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, ActionDan
Chaore(4) - UncertainKitten, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror
ActionDan(4) - Shadoweh, Zakeri, Lady Lambdadelta, Serpentarius
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Prod all lurkers
> Vote analysis
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>A THING HAS HAPPENED.
-
>Try to divine the future.
-
> Present Kitten4u with the boombox and CD proudly, telling her if she wants we can play this in the bar as much as she wants~
-
> Seek out a zombie for lovin'
-
> Fortunately we have a zombie in our cult! :D
-
>Don't we have a dead body tastefully dressed up in our room?
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> Prod all lurkers
> Vote analysis
>You prod all lurkers, though you don't really get a response from them. Damn lurkers.
>Analyse your own damn votes. >:(
>Try to divine the future.
>You consider performing some divination with Kitten4u but decide to save it for when you become a lover with some higher intimacy.
> Seek out a zombie for lovin'
>Instead, since Kitten4u is unavailable for now, you decide to seek out a zombie for some ~❤~lovin'~❤~
>The dead can't say no, after all.
> Fortunately we have a zombie in our cult! :D
>You eye your latest recruit that you've released from the chains of death not once but twice.
>She looks back at you for a moment, but in that moment, you know that she was calling out to you.
>You approach her quickly and whisper in her ear.
>"[REDACTED]"
>UK looks back at you with a shocked expression on her face, and she is now blushing furiously. She asks you "What the hell are you trying to pull?" and looks for a way to get away from you, but you won't let that happen.
>You tell her that she owes her life to you. Two lives, actually.
>UK seems uncertain on how to act before you simply grab her arm and forcefully lead her to your room.
>Don't we have a dead body tastefully dressed up in our room?
>Your room is well decorated, after all.
>Once you and UK are alone in your room, you [REDACTED].
>[REDACTED].
>[REDACTED].
>Your intimacy with UK has risen significantly.
> Present Kitten4u with the boombox and CD proudly, telling her if she wants we can play this in the bar as much as she wants~
>Once you clean up, you return to the town square and present your boombox and Umineko CD to Kitten4u as a gift.
>"Really, wow neat."
>Kitten4u starts humming along to her favorite tracks, and invites you to join her.
>You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u rising.
>A THING HAS HAPPENED.
>"OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE!"
>You point wildly in the direction of the sky, and the rest of the town looks up.
>Oh God Oh GoD oH gOd.
>Something so large is approaching the earth that it's completely obscuring your vision.
>If it hits, it's going to wipe out civilization as you know it.
>You need to do something about this!
>You need to save humanity!
>Oh, wait, you just needed to open your eyes.
>The rest of the day passes without much incident.
>Soon, the end of the day comes and the projection of Dormio comes back on.
>"The votes have been tallied, and the lynches for today have been decided."
>You think you can hear something ticking, before you hear several explosions.
>You see small craters in lieu of ActionDan and Chaore.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our seventeenth and eighteenth deaths."
>"Chaore, who was the Scum Rolecop, has been killed."
>"ActionDan, who was the Townie Scientist, has been killed."
>"Day four has ended. Please return to your rooms and perform any night actions that you may or may not have from there."
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Before going to our room as Kitten4u if she wants to sneak out in the middle of the night with us to stroll around the empty town, just the two of us. :3
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> Before going to our room as Kitten4u if she wants to sneak out in the middle of the night with us to stroll around the empty town, just the two of us. :3
>"If you want, I guess."
>You make arrangements to meet Kitten4u in the town square at midnight.
>With that, you return to your room.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Carefully review our handy dandy Day Notes! We have a big decision to make about our last recruit!
> Post in the cult QT to get everyone's opinions on the last few players.
> Review capt.h's actions. Who has he been suspicious of daily? Has he ever been suspicious of Kitten4u? Does it seem like he's leaked anything besides cop and doctor powers?
> Review Conqueror's actions.. wait, what HAS Conqueror been doing besides lurking through the wagons?
> Review Zak.. oh wait Zakeri never posts ever. Why is he still alive after targetting Lambdadelta and Kitten4u? Should we worry about him at all?
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>Real K4U and Real Chaore: Burst into the game and punch the shit out of your alternate selves.
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>Log on to MotK and post in Shadoweh Quest.
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>Best thought ever. Recruit...
>Yourself
-
>Upon seeing real Chaore and K4U shenanigans, get an idea.
>Ascend out of this false realm. Face Real Shadoweh.
>FINAL BATTLE.
-
> Consider all the information before making any rash recruiting decisions first.
-
>Forget the last recruitment thought
>Recruit Alcohol
>Recruit Beer
>Recruit Booze
>Combine the three together
>Recruit...
>ZUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
>Fine, if we can't recruit ZUN, might as well recruit the universe into the game
>If the universe loses, then the game never existed :V
-
> Current relationships
> Consider recruiting Shadoweh Quest
-
>Keep the mod busy. Refuse to send actions, distract him, whatever, just make sure the game gets delayed indefinitely. If the game never continues, WE CANNOT LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>INFALLIBLE LOGIC!
-
>Hack Pesco's account and lock the thread. Now
-
> Grab UK and perform [REDACTED] night actions on her.
-
>You mean K4U, right?
-
> The night action...s can wait until after we discuss with our cult who we're recruiting. Hopefully we'll have some action with Kitten4u tonight. I'm sure this won't send her screeeeeeeeeming at all. :3
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>Kiss TSO.
-
> Carefully review our handy dandy Day Notes! We have a big decision to make about our last recruit!
> Post in the cult QT to get everyone's opinions on the last few players.
> Review capt.h's actions. Who has he been suspicious of daily? Has he ever been suspicious of Kitten4u? Does it seem like he's leaked anything besides cop and doctor powers?
> Review Conqueror's actions.. wait, what HAS Conqueror been doing besides lurking through the wagons?
> Review Zak.. oh wait Zakeri never posts ever. Why is he still alive after targetting Lambdadelta and Kitten4u? Should we worry about him at all?
>It's your last recruit, you want it to be special.
>You ask your cult about who the final recruit target should be.
>Your cult doesn't particularly seem to care, as long as it's not Affinity or Lady Lambdadelta, since the cult should easily outnumber town by that point.
>You review capt. h's actions. He has been posting and making cases based on logic, not that logic really applies to this game. Regardless, he has managed to earn a large amount of townie cred. He has crumbed roles outside of cop and doc, though these were extremely vague.
>UK comments that "capt. h would probably make the best recruit. If he finds out about the cult, it might take longer to get LLD lynched, and that might lose us the game."
>You review Conqueror's actions. He hasn't been doing all that much this game. You... actually don't know much about him at all.
>You review Zakeri's actions... Pfffft. What actions?
>Serp and K4u suggest recruiting either Conqueror or Zakeri. Either way, according to them, the game is over anyway.
>Real K4U and Real Chaore: Burst into the game and punch the shit out of your alternate selves.
>Upon seeing real Chaore and K4U shenanigans, get an idea.
>Ascend out of this false realm. Face Real Shadoweh.
>FINAL BATTLE.
>Suddenly, the very fabric of reality breaks, and the space beside you cracks open.
>Another Chaore and Kitten4u perform a dynamic entry from this gap!
>The alternate Chaore proceeds to begin pummelling what's left of the previous Chaore's body, and the alternate Kitten4u has already disappeared.
>You find yourself being drawn towards the gap, and enter it to find yourself in another plane of existance.
>It's an empty space, and opposite you, you see the figure of yourself standing there with a grim look.
>The space fills with and the two of you prepare for an epic duel.
>As the two of you lunge at each other and begin your battle for supremacy, music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBLIC82T47U) fills the space.
>And then you woke up.
>Huh? When did you fall asleep?
>Log on to MotK and post in Shadoweh Quest.
>You log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to post in Shadoweh Quest! to log onto MotK to-
>Wait, you don't have internet.
>Hack Pesco's account and lock the thread. Now
>You still don't have internet.
>Best thought ever. Recruit...
>Yourself
>Forget the last recruitment thought
>Recruit Alcohol
>Recruit Beer
>Recruit Booze
>Combine the three together
>Recruit...
>ZUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Fine, if we can't recruit ZUN, might as well recruit the universe into the game
>If the universe loses, then the game never existed :V
> Consider recruiting Shadoweh Quest
>You consider recruiting yourself, ZUN, the universe, or Shadoweh Quest!.
>Unfortunately, ZUN is not in this game.
> Consider all the information before making any rash recruiting decisions first.
>However, before you decide on who or what you're going to recruit, you decide to take some information into account first.
> Current relationships
>Your relationship with Kitten4u is close. (+46)
>Your relationship with Zakeri is neutral. (+2)
>Your relationship with Chaore is neutral. (+2)
>Your relationship with Edible is neutral. (+8)
>Your relationship with UncertainKitten is intimate. (+58)
>Your relationship with Serpentarius is cordial. (+15)
>Your relationship with everyone else is neutral. (0)
>Keep the mod busy. Refuse to send actions, distract him, whatever, just make sure the game gets delayed indefinitely. If the game never continues, WE CANNOT LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>INFALLIBLE LOGIC!
>Dormio rises from the dead, and brings back PX as well. Dormio then shoots both himself and PX in the head. With a duck.
> Grab UK and perform [REDACTED] night actions on her.
>You mean K4U, right?
> The night action...s can wait until after we discuss with our cult who we're recruiting. Hopefully we'll have some action with Kitten4u tonight. I'm sure this won't send her screeeeeeeeeming at all. :3
>You consider looking for UK again so you can [REDACTED] her [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] her [REDACTED] with some [REDACTED].
>But then you think about Kitten4u, and wonder if you actually want to [REDACTED] her [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] her [REDACTED] with some [REDACTED] with Kitten4u instead.
>In the end, you decide that you can think about your night actions later. You need to decide on your final recruit first, after all.
>Kiss TSO.
>You consider kissing TSO, but even if you wanted to, TSO isn't in this game.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>You review capt. h's actions. He has crumbed roles outside of cop and doc, though these were extremely vague.
>What roles? Recall the crumbs and visualize them for your alternate personalities to examine.
>You review Conqueror's actions. He hasn't been doing all that much this game. You... actually don't know much about him at all.
>Elaborate for the benefit of the voices in our head.
>You review Zakeri's actions... Pfffft. What actions?
>How many prods has Zakeri received?
>Is the only reason Zakeri hasn't been modkilled yet because we killed the mod?
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>Theorize that Zakeri's third-party role win condition is to survive until day 5 without voting or getting lynched.
-
>What roles? Recall the crumbs and visualize them for your alternate personalities to examine.
>Elaborate for the benefit of the voices in our head.
>How many prods has Zakeri received?
>Is the only reason Zakeri hasn't been modkilled yet because we killed the mod?
>You try to read deeper into capt. h's other crumbs. You think he may be able to watch and track people.
>Conqueror's play has been completely average. There is nothing of note about his play, outside of the fact that there is nothing to note.
>More than the number of grains of sand you would need in order to match the value of America's debt.
>You'd guess that this is a contributing factor.
>Theorize that Zakeri's third-party role win condition is to survive until day 5 without voting or getting lynched.
>You entertain the notion of Zakeri being a third party that is unable to vote. Unfortunately, he has already voted before.
>And there wouldn't be another third party in this game, would there?
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> How many times has Conqueror said he would get to it later in response to other player's questions?
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> How many times has Conqueror said he would get to it later in response to other player's questions?
>A few times, not enough for it to be noteworthy, though.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> WIFOM in our heads about whether we want to recruit Zakeri as planned or take Conqueror out of the equation
> Ask our cultists if they can remember anything noteworthy Conqueror has ever said this game?
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> WIFOM in our heads about whether we want to recruit Zakeri as planned or take Conqueror out of the equation
> Ask our cultists if they can remember anything noteworthy Conqueror has ever said this game?
>Both have been doing very little this game, you wonder which one would be a better recruit.
>Zakeri is Zakeri, forever a third party survivor. But then again Conqueror is Conqueror, what if he's planning on conquering you all?
>The other cult members don't seem to recall anything special about Conqueror's actions.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>RECRUIT CONQ
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>WAIT NO LETS THINK ABOUT IT
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>SCREW THINKING NEED MORE ALCOHOL SO WE DON'T THINK
>RECRUIT CONQ
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>RECRUIT ZAK
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>SLAP CONQ
>RECRUIT CONQ
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>DAMMIT PX YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE GAME
>IGNORE PX
>BELAY ALL RECRUITS
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>ALCOHOL
>CONQUERER
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> BUT WHAT IF HE ISN'T THE RIGHT CHOICE AAAAAAAAAAA
> WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM DERP DERP DERP
> Conqueror is acting completely average! Zakeri has been targetting people while immune to actions! Do we want someone average or DO WE WANT TO WIN?! We wanted to recruit Zakeri for so long!
> Suddenly be reminded of all the sonnets Zakeri and Conqueror promised you way back in Mafia Rules Mafia.
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>LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
>IGNORE PX
>BELAY ALL RECRUIT ORDERS
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>NEED MORE ALCOHOL SO YOU CAN'T HEAR ANY OTHER VOICES
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!>CONQUEROR!>CONQUEROR!>CONQUEROR!
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>10 RECRUIT ZAKERI
>20 GOTO 10
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>RECRUIT CONQ
>WAIT NO LETS THINK ABOUT IT
>RECRUIT ZAK
>SLAP CONQ
>RECRUIT CONQ
>DAMMIT PX YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE GAME
>IGNORE PX
>BELAY ALL RECRUITS
>ALCOHOL
>CONQUERER
>You decide to think a bit more about who you want to recruit tonight. This decision could be important, after all.
>The voices in your head can't seem to agree on who they want to recruit.
>You do, however, make a note to yourself to slap Conqueror later.
>You also decide to blame PX for this. You don't know why, but it feels natural.
>You think you need a drink to shut up those voices in your head.
> BUT WHAT IF HE ISN'T THE RIGHT CHOICE AAAAAAAAAAA
> WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM DERP DERP DERP
> Conqueror is acting completely average! Zakeri has been targetting people while immune to actions! Do we want someone average or DO WE WANT TO WIN?! We wanted to recruit Zakeri for so long!
> Suddenly be reminded of all the sonnets Zakeri and Conqueror promised you way back in Mafia Rules Mafia.
>YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!!
>LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
>IGNORE PX
>BELAY ALL RECRUIT ORDERS
>DAMN IT PX, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
>NEED MORE ALCOHOL SO YOU CAN'T HEAR ANY OTHER VOICES
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!
>CONQUEROR!>CONQUEROR!>CONQUEROR!>CONQUEROR!
>10 RECRUIT ZAKERI
>20 GOTO 10
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Zakeri
>THESE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Decide Dormio has been WIFOMing you because he wants you to lose. >:(
> Recruit Zakeri. HIS OUTFIT HAS BEEN IN YOUR HEART ALL ALONG!
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>NEED MORE ALCOHOL TO DESTROY YOUR BRAIN!
>ConQUrsoerr!!
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>Recruit Zakeri
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> Decide Dormio has been WIFOMing you because he wants you to lose. >:(
> Recruit Zakeri. HIS OUTFIT HAS BEEN IN YOUR HEART ALL ALONG!
>NEED MORE ALCOHOL TO DESTROY YOUR BRAIN!
>ConQUrsoerr!!
>Recruit Zakeri
>The voices in your head appear to reach a 2:1 majority in favor of recruiting Zakeri.
>Your quicktopic expands and a line of communications opens up between your cult and Zakeri.
>"God. Damn. It."
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Ask Zakeri about his role and alignment.
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> RAGE AT DORMIO SO HARD ON TEAMSPEAK
> Set Dormio's gummi bear body on fire and throw him outside.
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>Light up everyone on fire
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>Light up everyone on fire
>Just Dormio's body, actually.
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>Ask Zakeri about his role and alignment.
>"I was this close. There's a cult in this game?"
>"Third party bulletproof arsonist."
>Both Zakeri and the rest of your cult seem to be in disbelief over the other's roles.
> RAGE AT DORMIO SO HARD ON TEAMSPEAK
>This WIFOM thing is fun. :)
>Light up everyone on fire
>Sadly, you lack the ability to do so.
>Just Dormio's body, actually.
>Do you want to set fire to the centrepiece for your gay bar?
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> It's soooo tempting! But no. Our centerpiece is important.
> "You were going to set us on fire?! That explains why your room was so flammable.. and the matches in your pockets.. and why you were hiding and not voting for anyone.. wait what did you do to Kitten4u when we tracked you?!"
> Get Zakeri up to speed on who the last scum is and just how broken everyone's roles were, he doesn't even know!
> "Okay, we're almost there! There's just one thing left to do. We have to build the centerpiece for our cult of The Very Townest tomorrow. It'll be the best bar that keeps us supplied with alcohol for all the mafia games to come. It's going to be super special awesome! We just need to keep the game going for one more day and night."
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> It's soooo tempting! But no. Our centerpiece is important.
> "You were going to set us on fire?! That explains why your room was so flammable.. and the matches in your pockets.. and why you were hiding and not voting for anyone.. wait what did you do to Kitten4u when we tracked you?!"
> Get Zakeri up to speed on who the last scum is and just how broken everyone's roles were, he doesn't even know!
> "Okay, we're almost there! There's just one thing left to do. We have to build the centerpiece for our cult of The Very Townest tomorrow. It'll be the best bar that keeps us supplied with alcohol for all the mafia games to come. It's going to be super special awesome! We just need to keep the game going for one more day and night."
>You decide against setting fire to your centerpiece for now. You do need it for your gay bar, after all.
>"I still can't believe that you would set my room on fire."
>"I primed her. All six of my previous targets are still alive, if I had gotten two more people and they survived until tomorrow, I would have been able to set fire to everyone.
>"Yeah, this game is a trainwreck."
>At the suggestion of extending the game by a day, your cult asks "Can't we just end it already?"
>_
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> "No, we can't win without the bar set up. You're all being recruited to help run it! At least we can spend tomorrow drinking and talking about the next mafia. Besides, it's my dream!"
> Start singing Gay Bar in the quicktopic
> Look at que for next mafia games
> Prepare snacks for our outting. Something that isn't junk food.
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> Let's [REDACTED] Zakeri as part of the 'Welcome to the cult' ritual.
> Get on with our night actions of [REDACTED] with UK.
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> Our action tonight is to
[REDACTED] meet with Kitten4u! We can't enter UK's room anyways.
> Contemplate what would happen if we recruited ourselves tomorrow night instead of building our gay bar.
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> We can meet her after [REDACTED] with UK. The night is young, like our [REDACTED].
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>How much booze do we have left?
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> "No, we can't win without the bar set up. You're all being recruited to help run it! At least we can spend tomorrow drinking and talking about the next mafia. Besides, it's my dream!"
> Start singing Gay Bar in the quicktopic
> Look at que for next mafia games
> Prepare snacks for our outting. Something that isn't junk food.
>"Why not? There wouldn't be any more third parties, so we just need to get rid of the scum and it's the cult's victory."
>"Let's just get this game over with."
>"Can't you just build a gay bar after the game is over?"
>You announce your desire for a gay bar now by breaking out into song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI).
>Eventually, your cult reluctantly agrees to extend the game for one more day so that you can build a gay bar.
>The next game appears to be another Psycho's Plot. :ohdear:
>You use your recently gained knowledge of cooking to bake several muffins.
>You receive: 1x Muffins
> Let's [REDACTED] Zakeri as part of the 'Welcome to the cult' ritual.
>[REDACTED] is not a group activity.
> Get on with our night actions of [REDACTED] with UK.
> We can meet her after [REDACTED] with UK. The night is young, like our [REDACTED].
> Our action tonight is to [REDACTED] meet with Kitten4u! We can't enter UK's room anyways.
> Contemplate what would happen if we recruited ourselves tomorrow night instead of building our gay bar.
>You consider going to UK for some [REDACTED] before you remember your promise to meet Kitten4u at midnight.
>Speaking of which, you should probably get ready to head out soon if you don't want to be late.
>You do, however, contemplate asking UK out and standing up Kitten4u.
>If you were to recruit yourself, then you would lose all of your abilities as the cult leader, and gain the cult's normal win condition. Your lover would be unable to win, though.
>How much booze do we have left?
>Enough to get Kiro moderately drunk. You won't be running out for a while.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>Well that's simple. Quoting dormio, we simply need to choose a lover that'll fail and recruit ourselves, and then the cult wins perfectly fine and we win as well.
>Or we could just make the gay bar. This game is as toast as the corpse of it's creator.
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> Get ready and head out! Wear something nice but casual.
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>Well that's simple. Quoting dormio, we simply need to choose a lover that'll fail and recruit ourselves, and then the cult wins perfectly fine and we win as well.
>Or we could just make the gay bar. This game is as toast as the corpse of it's creator.
>You wonder about any possible consequences of failing your lover shot. Oh well, the mod is dead, what's the worst that could happen?
>Except Dormio is now a gummi bear. You wonder about your ability to use analogies.
> Get ready and head out! Wear something nice but casual.
>You make yourself look nice, changing into a shirt and slacks, with another button-up shirt on top. Your clothes have a nice floral pattern running along them.
>But who are going to visit?
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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>As much as I'd love to [REDACTED] UK all [REDACTED] til UK [REDACTED] [REDACTED], I want to get the happy end.
>Visit UK for a quick snuggle if we have time, but make sure we're a little early for meeting K4U.
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>Visit K4U clearly. But right after we set fire to dormio's corpse. Again.
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>We have no reason to set fire to the centerpiece to our gay bar >=[.
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>Ah but the best centerpieces are the centerpieces that are on fire. Seriously. Imagine walking into a bar and HOLY SHIT IT'S A CONTROLLED FLAMETHROWER AWESOME.
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>Well, maybe as a grand opening ceremony...
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>Fine. We'll open the bar by setting Dormio's corpse on fire.
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> Set Dormio's corpse on fire after we [CHENSORED] it.
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>As much as I'd love to [REDACTED] UK all [REDACTED] til UK [REDACTED] [REDACTED], I want to get the happy end.
>Visit UK for a quick snuggle if we have time, but make sure we're a little early for meeting K4U.
>What's to say that [REDACTED] with UK isn't a happy end?
>Regardless, you're the one that suggested meeting up with Kitten4u during the night, what would she think if you didn't show up?
>You decide to head to the town square, if you want to get there early, you don't have the time to visit UK.
>You soon arrive in the middle of the square, ten minutes early.
>Visit K4U clearly. But right after we set fire to dormio's corpse. Again.
>We have no reason to set fire to the centerpiece to our gay bar >=[.
>Ah but the best centerpieces are the centerpieces that are on fire. Seriously. Imagine walking into a bar and HOLY SHIT IT'S A CONTROLLED FLAMETHROWER AWESOME.
>Well, maybe as a grand opening ceremony...
>Fine. We'll open the bar by setting Dormio's corpse on fire.
> Set Dormio's corpse on fire after we [CHENSORED] it.
>Whilst you wait, you consider how you could make your centerpiece for the gay bar even better.
>You decide that having Dormio being a perpetually burning gummi bear is the best solution.
>Fire solves everything.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
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> Set the square on fire.
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>Check our rage meter.
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> Set the square on fire.
>You consider setting the town square on fire. After all, what could be a more impressive scene for your date other than the burning remains of a town?
>However, to set such a large area alight, you'd need something to start the blaze. And you'd need to ask Zakeri for something like that. And doing that could make you late.
>Check our rage meter.
>Your rage meter is currently empty. After all, you've managed to ask Kitten4u out on a midnight date.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Get a little tipsy to lose the inhibitions.
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> Get a little tipsy to lose the inhibitions.
>What inhibitions? Regardless, you take a drink or two to calm yourself before your date.
>You finish your second drink as you see Kitten4u walking towards you. She appears to be waving.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Wave our booty in response.
Shake what yo momma gave ya :V
-
> Maybe we should just wave back instead. Greet Kitten4u and tell her how happy you are to spend some time with her. Try not to be too tsundere about it. You're just glad she's there with you, that's all. S-silly Kitten4u..
-
> Wave our booty in response.
> Maybe we should just wave back instead. Greet Kitten4u and tell her how happy you are to spend some time with her. Try not to be too tsundere about it. You're just glad she's there with you, that's all. S-silly Kitten4u..
>You begin to shake what your momma gave you before you begin to feel embarrassed and wave back normally instead. Hopefully she was too far to see that.
>"What's up?"
>You casually reply and greet Kitten4u before thanking her for coming out here.
>You're definitely going to keep your cool. You're not going to become a tsundere like the rest of MotKTown.
>"So why'd you call me out here?"
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Take the lead and hold her hand. There's no turning back after tonight's [RANDACTED].
> "Tonight, I want to light your fire~
Baby, you're my ten one desire~"
-
> Take the lead and hold her hand. There's no turning back after tonight's [RANDACTED].
> "Tonight, I want to light your fire~
Baby, you're my ten one desire~"
>The time to hesitate is through, there's no time to wallow in the mire.
>Come on, you're going to light her fire, you're going to make it so she can't get much higher.
>You take the lead and hold her hand, tonight you're going to set the night on fire.
>A considerable amount of time passes, and you find Kitten4u asleep beside you inside your room, and your intimacy with Kitten4u has increased significantly.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Our philosophy has stayed true! Mafia is best expressed in song~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
> Prepare a proper dark part of the room for Kitten4u to hide in when she wakes up.
-
> Our philosophy has stayed true! Mafia is best expressed in song~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
> Prepare a proper dark part of the room for Kitten4u to hide in when she wakes up.
>You know that it would be untrue, that you would be a liar, if you didn't say your feelings through song.
>You do, however, feel the need to create a dark part of the room where Kitten4u can lurk when she wakes up.
>You quickly wash yourself off before rearranging the furniture to block off as much light as you can to one section of the room.
>Whilst you're moving the furniture around, you hear Kitten4u stirring.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Wait for Kitten4u to properly wake up and remember where she is, offer dark corner as refuge.
> It's time to explain everything!
> Cough. Start playing appropriate background music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VH8w5VzPQw).
> "Kitten, we're no strangers to lovers, you know their rules and so do I! Your full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this offer if I didn't tell you why!"
> "I just wanted to tell you how I'm feeling, I gotta make you understand! I'm never gonna make you choose, never gonna let you lose, never gonna win this mafia without you! Never gonna make you cry, we can kiss this cult goodbye! I would never tell a lie to hurt you!"
> Do this in a completely serious and heartfelt manner. Shadoweh grew up on this song! <3
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> Wait for Kitten4u to properly wake up and remember where she is, offer dark corner as refuge.
> It's time to explain everything!
> Cough. Start playing appropriate background music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VH8w5VzPQw).
> "Kitten, we're no strangers to lovers, you know their rules and so do I! Your full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this offer if I didn't tell you why!"
> "I just wanted to tell you how I'm feeling, I gotta make you understand! I'm never gonna make you choose, never gonna let you lose, never gonna win this mafia without you! Never gonna make you cry, we can kiss this cult goodbye!
I would never tell a lie to hurt you!"
> Do this in a completely serious and heartfelt manner. Shadoweh grew up on this song! <3
>You watch Kitten4u as she slowly sits up in the bed and rubs her eyes. It takes her a while to notice you, but when she does, her face turns bright red.
>You offer the dark corner of the room to her, which she immediately leaps to with your blanket. You think you can still make out Kitten4u's blushing face in the dark.
>You just need to tell Kitten4u how you're feeling, gotta make her understand.
>You've known each other for so long.
>You tell her your heart's been aching, but you've been too shy to say it.
>A full commitment's what you're offering, something she wouldn't get from any other cult.
>Kitten4u remains silent, though she does appear to be listening to you.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Explain our role and win condition, and how we've been trying to win her over because we want to win with her and our gay bar. Mention that we can also recruit ourselves tomorrow night and win with the cult, so everyone can share victory! But we want to ask her what she wants because we already took away her win once. :ohdear:
-
> Explain our role and win condition, and how we've been trying to win her over because we want to win with her and our gay bar. Mention that we can also recruit ourselves tomorrow night and win with the cult, so everyone can share victory! But we want to ask her what she wants because we already took away her win once. :ohdear:
>You tell Kitten4u about your true win condition, the lovers part of your role, and the significance of the gay bar.
>"And you want me to be your lover?"
>You also tell her that it's possible for you to gain the regular cult win condition by recruiting yourself.
>"But that means that more people would win."
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
>TRUE END GO GO GO
-
>Cut to the chase, pop the lover's question on K4U. Fuck serp and zakeri they're jerks.
-
Fuck serp and zakeri they're jerks.
>No don't do that Kitten would be jealous.
-
Also
>Relationships
>Tell her about how you played a rousing game of chess with her before she fell asleep from exhaustion.
-
> Excommunicate all other cult members. Kitten wants this win to be hers alone.
-
> We don't seem to have an excommunication power. Winning with her as our lover will have to suffice.
-
> Kill them off in a sacrifice of dedication to Kitten. She has a blood fetish after all.
-
>Wait, we don't know their blood type. Take samples to see if they're compatible.
-
>TRUE END GO GO GO
>You need to earn your happy end.
>Cut to the chase, pop the lover's question on K4U. Fuck serp and zakeri they're jerks.
>You decide that it's time to ask Kitten4u the big question. Will she decide to become your lover?
<Naganohara_dorMio> @dice 1d100
<@EX-Keine-tan> Naganohara_dorMio: 12
>"I guess I will, but it's only so that less people will win. Don't misunderstand, I'm not accepting it just because it's an offer from you or anything."
>No don't do that Kitten would be jealous.
>You decide that it would be a bad idea to cheat on someone that just agreed to be your lover.
>Relationships
>Tell her about how you played a rousing game of chess with her before she fell asleep from exhaustion.
>Relationships? The only one that matters is your one with Kitten4u.
>You explain how you expertly used your bishops to penetrate Kitten4u's defenses whilst your knights took the rear and how you eventually took her crown.
>You can see Kitten4u's face growing redder and redder as you explain, you have no idea why she would be so embarrassed about a simple chess game.
> Excommunicate all other cult members. Kitten wants this win to be hers alone.
> We don't seem to have an excommunication power. Winning with her as our lover will have to suffice.
>Unfortunately, you have to maintain your cult. Of course, this won't stop you from preventing all of them from winning by ending the game with your gay bar.
> Kill them off in a sacrifice of dedication to Kitten. She has a blood fetish after all.
>Wait, we don't know their blood type. Take samples to see if they're compatible.
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODKITTEN4U.
>You make a note to yourself to get blood samples from your cult at a later date.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
>Prepare to build gay bar!
>Make a plan to lynch Capt. H, the last remaining townie, and make sure Lambda lives so we can achieve our wincon
>Abandon clothes, swimsuit only
-
>Prepare to build gay bar!
>Make a plan to lynch Capt. H, the last remaining townie, and make sure Lambda lives so we can achieve our wincon
>Abandon clothes, swimsuit only
>Nah, lets just relynch PX's corpse.
>For science.
-
>Nah, lets just relynch PX's corpse.
>For science.
>We're not doing this because it'd just end up in a random lynch that may be LLD. We're lynching Capt. H whether he likes it or not.
-
> Sadly we already know lynching something other then a living player doesn't work.
> Prepare a speech about our proposed ~*TOWNIE VOTING BLOCK*~
-
>Prepare to build gay bar!
>Make a plan to lynch Capt. H, the last remaining townie, and make sure Lambda lives so we can achieve our wincon
>Abandon clothes, swimsuit only
>You're going to spend all day and all night building a gay bar, you have to make sure you're ready for it.
>If Lady Lambdadelta is the last scum, and there are no more third parties, capt. h, Affinity, and Conqueror are all living townies.
>Regardless, you make plans to lynch capt. h, though you're going to need to organize one more lynch.
>You consider changing the dress code in your gay bar to allow only swimsuits.
>Nah, lets just relynch PX's corpse.
>For science.
>We're not doing this because it'd just end up in a random lynch that may be LLD. We're lynching Capt. H whether he likes it or not.
> Sadly we already know lynching something other then a living player doesn't work.
> Prepare a speech about our proposed ~*TOWNIE VOTING BLOCK*~
>Unfortunately, the last time you tried to lynch something that wasn't in the game, two players were chosen randomly to be lynched.
>You already have your ~*~Townie Voting Block~*~ speech ready to go from earlier days.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Check pelvis for unusual growths.
> Check pelvis for MANLY growths.
:V
-
> SHADOWEH IS A GOOD -GIRL- DAMNIT
-
> Check pelvis for unusual growths.
> Check pelvis for MANLY growths.
>Nope, nothing unusual there, just what you were born with.
>You are the manliest man that ever man'd, able to woo even the legendary Kitten4u.
> SHADOWEH IS A GOOD -GIRL- DAMNIT
>Yes. Yes you are. You are a very good girlslut.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
> Retire to UK's room for [REDACTED] for the night.
-
>Check our Good-O-Meter. Is Santa coming to town?
>Are we ready to start the day yet?
-
> We already have our lover, we're not playing chess with anyone else tonight.
-
> We don't play chess with UK
-
>okay nothing to do tonight. Let's skip to tommorow. We'll toss Zakeri under the bus for being a jerk, and lynch capt. h while we build the gaybar gaybar gaybar.
-
> Retire to UK's room for [REDACTED] for the night.
> We already have our lover, we're not playing chess with anyone else tonight.
> We don't play chess with UK
>As much as you'd like to use your bishops and knights in a two pronged attack against UncertainKitten's openings, you're tired from your earlier game with Kitten4u, and you remind yourself that you no longer play chess with UK.
>okay nothing to do tonight. Let's skip to tommorow. We'll toss Zakeri under the bus for being a jerk, and lynch capt. h while we build the gaybar gaybar gaybar.
>Check our Good-O-Meter. Is Santa coming to town?
>Are we ready to start the day yet?
>You have a cosplay fetish too?
>You return to your room and turn in for the night, satisfied with your actions.
>You wake up as per usual and head towards the town square.
>As you pass by capt. h's room, you see the remains of a Helicopter sticking out of his room.
>The town converges in the town square to see capt. h missing.
>The projection of Dormio comes on.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our nineteenth death."
>"capt. h, who was the Townie Robocop, has been killed."
>"Day 5 has begun."
>You feel something enter your pocket, it's a ring. You should give this to Kitten4u sometime.
>As soon as the day starts, Affinity begins shouting in the middle of square.
>"THE TIME OF HARVEST HAS COME!"
>"OH, SWEET GODDESSES, COME TAKE THIS LONELY SOUL!"
>"ALLOW ME TO ESCAPE FROM THIS ETERNAL CYCLE OF REBIRTH!"
>"MINORIKO AKI, SHIZUHA AKI, HARVEST ME!"
>The town stares as the figure of a large-breasted Shinigami with a large scythe removes Affinity's head from his torso.
>The projection of Dormio returns.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first winner."
>"Affinity, the Townie Raving Lunatic, has been killed and won the game."
>_
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
11.capt. h - Townie Robocop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
14.Affinity - Townie Raving Lunatic - WINNER
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
-
>I am so tempted to revive affinity to take his win, but we can't. God damnit. Convince the clan that lynching Conqy is our best plan in action, start on the gaybar.
-
> Have the cult start a seperate wagon on Conqueror while we vote Zakeri, arguing that Zakeri must be a lurking third party holding up the game because Zakeri is always a third party. Assure everyone we are working on a permenant solution to any alcohol problems town ever has.
> Go back to our room and cosplay as Bernkastel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLuSj6tP5nA) then skip cheerfully back to town, see if anyone notices.
> Seriously question why searching for Bernkastel turns up so much Bern x LLD shipping.
-
>We need to start the gaybar now. We'll lose our vote when we do.
>Actually, how late can we put off starting the gaybar?
>Also find a rake to mount dormio's corpse on.
-
>Have a non-K4U cultist show secondary suspicions of LLD to draw the NK.
-
>Create a feminizing machine
>Have Zakeri vote himself, everyone else quicklynch Conq
-
>Have Zakeri vote himself, everyone else quicklynch Conq
>There are no quicklynches in this setup.
>Don't do it; it'll just give away the cult.
-
> Flex while doing all of the above.
-
> Take Kitten4u to the side while town bickers and present her with TEH RING, making her our lover for reals.
-
> Nay, we shall declare it out loud and proud in the backdrop of a burning town square with a vote to show our true intents. Nothing can hide this love.
> Don't forget to keep flexing.
-
>I am so tempted to revive affinity to take his win, but we can't. God damnit. Convince the clan that lynching Conqy is our best plan in action, start on the gaybar.
>As much as you'd love to take away Affinity's win by recruiting him into the cult, when you start building your gay bar, you give up the ability to do so.
> Have the cult start a seperate wagon on Conqueror while we vote Zakeri, arguing that Zakeri must be a lurking third party holding up the game because Zakeri is always a third party. Assure everyone we are working on a permenant solution to any alcohol problems town ever has.
> Go back to our room and cosplay as Bernkastel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLuSj6tP5nA) then skip cheerfully back to town, see if anyone notices.
> Seriously question why searching for Bernkastel turns up so much Bern x LLD shipping.
>Create a feminizing machine
>Have Zakeri vote himself, everyone else quicklynch Conq
>It takes you a lot of singing about the gay bar, but you manage to convince your cult that letting you finish the gay bar is for the greater good.
>Your cult wagons on Conqueror whilst Zakeri and yourself places your votes on Zakeri.
>You change into a Bernkastel cosplay, and LLD eyes you with interest. Hopefully this will be enough to stop her from trying to night kill you.
>We need to start the gaybar now. We'll lose our vote when we do.
>Actually, how late can we put off starting the gaybar?
>Also find a rake to mount dormio's corpse on.
>You decide to begin work on your gay bar. Naturally, your vote fades away into non-existance.
>You could start it whenever you want. Not that it really matters though, since you've just started.
>You do make a note to yourself that when you set up Dormio as a centerpiece, you want him mounted on a rake.
>Have a non-K4U cultist show secondary suspicions of LLD to draw the NK.
>Your cult considers it to be too much effort and are content in lazing around for the rest of the day.
>There are no quicklynches in this setup.
>Don't do it; it'll just give away the cult.
>Indeed, there aren't.
>It would, but at this point your cult controls the numbers for the most part.
> Flex while doing all of the above.
>You need to keep yourself in shape and look beautiful at the same time. What better way to do this than to flex?
> Take Kitten4u to the side while town bickers and present her with TEH RING, making her our lover for reals.
> Nay, we shall declare it out loud and proud in the backdrop of a burning town square with a vote to show our true intents. Nothing can hide this love.
> Don't forget to keep flexing.
>You consider making Kitten4u your lover in private, but decide that your love is one that everyone should see.
>You get down on one knee and present the ring to Kitten4u, who accepts with a small tear in her eye.
>Naturally, during this entire process, you're flexing. You want to look fabulous for your Kitten4u, after all.
>The rest of your cult, LLD, and Conqueror burst into applause at your new relationship.
>The fools.
>Little do they know what you have planned.
>You spend the rest of the day working on your gay bar.
>The day passes without much incident, and Zakeri and Conqueror are lynched, just as planned.
>You wonder how a boat managed to be blown into the sky and happened to land right on Zakeri and Conqueror, but you pay it no mind. This game made no sense anyway.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our twenty first and twenty second deaths."
>"Conqueror, who was the Townie Mason, has been killed."
>"Zakeri, who was a Cultist, has been killed."
>LLD's eyes widen at the mention of a cult, but it's already too late for her. At this point, it's impossible for her to win, and you think she has realized this.
>"Please return to your rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>Your cult asks you when you're going to recruit LLD, she is the only non-cult member left, after all. You tell them that you have won and they have not before cutting off your communications with them.
>You spend the night with Kitten4u, playing several games of chess with her. You try different positions each time, trying to see which one gives you the most pleasure when you manage to break through Kitten4u's defenses.
>Dawn breaks, and you make your way back to the town square with Kitten4u.
>Along the way, you notice some strange gas flowing out of UK's room. You take care to avoid it.
>Once you reach the town square, you see LLD and Serpentarius drinking together.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our twenty third and final death."
>"UncertainKitten, who was a Cultist, has been killed."
>"The game has ended!"
>"Shadoweh, who was a Cultist Lover, has fulfilled her win condition and won the game."
>"Kitten4u, who was a Cultist Lover, has fulfilled her win condition and won the game."
>All of the previously dead players, bar Dormio who is still stuck inside a giant lump of gummi, return to the town square, where you proudly announce the grand opening of your gay bar.
>Everybody appears to be simply happy that the game is over and begin chatting with each other as they walk in.
>You're tending to the bar when you can't help but look at all the activity.
>Kiro and Serpentarius are sitting at a table, ten triple grenades sitting in front of them.
>A small crowd consisting of PX, Schezo, Conqueror, capt. h, Kilgamayan, Edible, Iced Fairy, and Sect are watching the pair, cheering them on and placing bets on which one can drink more.
>Zakeri is playing pinball in a corner with Pesco, they seem to be having fun.
>Hanged Hourai appears to be performing magic tricks with a noose, DollS, Dorian. G, and Helepolis are watching and applauding.
>Kips appears to be trying to one up Hanged Hourai and failing miserably.
>Chaore is laughing at Dormio, who appears to be screaming from inside the gummi. It's rather hard to tell, he is encased in gummi, after all.
>UK, Bardiche, and LLD are all sitting together at a table, horribly drunk and yelling loudly at each other. Still, it looks like they're enjoying themselves.
>Affinity and ActionDan are ranting to each other about Gods and dinosaurs respectively, drinks in hand. You can see several Minoriko plushies on Affinity's side of the table, and several miniature plastic dinosaurs on ActionDan's side.
>You also hear that your gay bar is actually haunted. Some claim to see Huh What's ghost roaming around, you've seen him several times too. In plain daylight. And he was drinking. You wonder if he really was a ghost.
>Kitten4u walks up to you and you can't help but grab and kiss her as soon as she touches you.
>She resists at first before loosening up and returning the kiss, the two of you are lovers now, you know.
>You're living a good life here, and every day is pretty fun.
>Kitten4u GOOD END.
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
3. Kitten4u - Cultist Lover - WINNER
4. Zakeri - Cultist
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
8. Conqueror - Townie Mason
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
10.Shadoweh - Cultist Lover - WINNER
11.capt. h - Townie Robocop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
14.Affinity - Townie Raving Lunatic - WINNER
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
16.UncertainKitten - Cultist
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
21.Serpentarius - Cultist
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis - Townie Vampire
25.Lady Lambdadelta - Action Immune Scum Paranoid Gun Owner
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> Unlocked scenes
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>Full Game Setup with Role PMs
>All Night Actions
>Post-game Mod Commentary
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>OPEN THE SOUND ROOM DOORS. SONGS, SONG FOR EVERYTHING RIGHT THIS INSTANT SIR.
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> Is Kitten pregnant?
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Yay, we did it! NO PAGE 3 BAD END =D
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I wonder what true end would have been?
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> Unlocked scenes
>ActionDan's victory
>Zakeri's takeover
>Recruiting LLD
Uh, I can't remember if I had any more.
>OPEN THE SOUND ROOM DOORS. SONGS, SONG FOR EVERYTHING RIGHT THIS INSTANT SIR.
Due to budget cuts, the Shadoweh Quest! OST was never developed.
> Is Kitten pregnant?
Is she? Perhaps in the future.
Yay, we did it! NO PAGE 3 BAD END =D
I WAS SO CLOSE. WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO LLD AND RECRUIT HER N1?
I wonder what true end would have been?
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>Full Game Setup with Role PMs
>All Night Actions
>Post-game Mod Commentary
Fuck you I didn't have all the role PMs written up, doing this now.
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>What?! No music?! PFFT! You can at least give us music for...
>>The 'Death' of Dormio.
>>Night with Kitten.
>>Good Times in the Bar. (GOOD END.)
...
Also.
>Watch 'Recruiting LLD' scene.
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>Watch all the unlocked scenes; you know the mod was looking forward to writing them bad ends.
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Since I don't have time, I'm just going to post up one role PM for now.
I'll edit in the rest later.
Kiro
Welcome, Kiro, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... yourself! That's right! Embodiment of town? You wish.
If you were aligned on town, you just might make sense of the game.
Therefore, you are a Drunken Survivor.
You have the following abilities:
- Embodiment of Town: You are immune to any and all abilities and votes.
- Embodiment of Drunk: For every vote or action you prevent, you must drink one triple grenade.
- Faulty Lightning Rod: Every ability in the game will target you in addition to the original target.
You win if you are still alive when the game ends. Good luck and note that even you are susceptable to alcohol poisoning.
Bardiche
Welcome, Bardiche, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! Pity that everybody else is scum.
To remedy this, you are the Unlimited Dayvig.
You have the following abilities:
- Unlimited Dayvig Works: You have a dayvig with an unlimited number of charges. You may shoot at any time during the day. Shooting does not end the day phase.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
PX
Welcome, PX, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! Even if it doesn't seem like it at times.
Well, you don't care! You're going to make them see how townie you can be!
You are the Bus-Driving Bomb.
You have the following abilities:
- Bus Driving: Every night, you may target two players. All actions directed at one of these players will go to the other.
- Bomb: If you are killed by an action, your killer will also be killed. The person to hammer you if you are lynched will also be killed.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Kitten4u
Welcome, Kitten4u, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! Not that you really care.
You're just here to stop DollS from stealing your aura of "Too cute to kill".
To aid you in this endeaver, you've been given the abilities of the Hunter.
You have the following abilities:
- Hunt: You have one nightvig charge.
You win if you manage to kill DollS through your nightvig or are on DollS' wagon when DollS is lynched. The game does not end if you win.
Zakeri
Welcome, Zakeri, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... yourself! That's right, you don't need anyone else. You're perfectly fine being by yourself.
In fact, you wouldn't mind seeing everything burn. The colors are pretty after all.
In order to burn everything, you've adopted the abilities of the Bulletproof Arsonist.
You have the following abilities:
- Prime: Every night you may target up to two people. These targets will be primed.
- Burn: At any time during the day, you may set fire to every target that you have primed. You have three charges of this ability.
- Bulletproof: You are immune to any action that would kill you.
You win when nobody but you remains. Good luck.
Schezo
Welcome, Schezo, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... scum! Naturally, you are the Vengeful Godfather[/li][/list].
What? Did you think that you could roll anything else?
You have the following abilities:
- Revenge: When you are killed, you may pick any target of your choosing to die with you. If you were lynched, your target must be on your wagon.
- Godfather: You appear as town-aligned in any cop investigations.
You win when your faction controls at least half of the votes. Good luck.
Pesco
Welcome, Pesco, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! Well, of course, what other faction would let you put your mindhax to good use?
You should know this already, but you are the Mindhax Cop
You have the following abilities:
- Cop: Every night, you may check the alignment of a player.
- Mindhax: You may prevent the lynch of any player that you have performed a cop investigation on. You may choose to prevent your own lynch. This ability has one charge.
You when when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Hanged Hourai
Welcome, Hanged Hourai, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... scum! If only the rest of your faction knew this.
You are the Roleblocking Traitor, you filthy traitor.
You have the following abilities:
- Roleblock: You may roleblock as many people as you want during the night. You have six charges of the roleblock.
- Traitor: The rest of your faction does not know that you are aligned with them, and you are unable to participate in private communications with them.
You when when your faction controls at least half of the votes. Good luck.
Conqueror
Welcome, Conqueror, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! And all your mason buddies, because you're a Mason.
... If only you had any other masons to talk with.
You have the following abilities:
- Masonry: You may talk privately in a quicktopic with the following players - Conqueror
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Chaore
Welcome, Chaore, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... scum! Try not to claim that now~
In addition to being aligned with scum, you have the expertise of a Rolecop.
You have the following abilities:
- Rolecop: Every night you may target two players. You will be given the full role PM of these players.
You when when your faction controls at least half of the votes. Good luck.
Shadoweh
Welcome, Shadoweh, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... yourself! That's right, you love yourself so much that you refuse to be on anyone's side but your own.
Of course, it gets a bit lonely being the only one to love yourself so much, so you have the ability to coerce convince somebody every night to join you in your worship of yourself.
That's right! You're the leader of your very own cult!
You have the following abilities:
- Recruit: Every night you may recruit one player in the game to join your cult. If you target a dead player, they will be resurrected before joining your cult. Any player that is recruited into your cult will lose all previous abilities they had.
- Lover: On Day 5 you must turn one of your cult members into your lover. This action can fail if your relationship with your target is poor. You only have one charge.
- Doctor: You have two doctor charges. You may use these charges to protect someone from any action that would kill them at any time. This protection will last until the protected player is targeted by an ability that would kill them.
- Dayvig: You have one dayvig charge. You can shoot someone during the day. This action will kill the target. You must use this ability in public.
- Nightvig: You have one nightvig charge.You can shoot someone during the night. This action will kill the target.
- Tracker: You have one tracker charge. You may stalk someone at night to see if they perform any night actions. You will be informed of who your target targeted, but not of what actions were performed.
- Watcher: You have one watcher charge. You may observe someone at night to see if any actions are performed. You will be informed of who targeted your target, but not of what actions were performed.
- Gaybar: You may give up all of your remaining abiltiies, as well as your ability to vote in order to build a gaybar. Building a gaybar takes one day and one night.
You win when you open a gaybar with your lover. Good luck.
capt. h
Welcome, capt. h, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! Everything must be explained in logic. All these "gut" feelings that the other players have? Useless.
This is a result of you being the Robocop.
You have the following abilities:
- Jack of all Trades: You may target one player every night. You will cop, track, watch, and protect your target. You may target yourself with this ability. You have five charges of this ability.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Kilgamayan
Welcome, Kilgamayan, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! If only you were something more than a Useless Bunny good only for your sex appeal.
You have the following abilities:
- Sex Appeal: Every night you may target a player, your target will be roleblocked and protected for the night.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
MOD NOTE: Kilga is a Useless Bunny vanilla.
Dormio
You are awesome. You are so awesome that you're a Self-Governing Serial Killer.
You have the following abilities:
- Kill: Every day you may kill someone of your choosing. Your shot pierces any protection.
- Self-Governer: You have two governor charges. Whenever you are about to be lynched, you can govern yourself.
You win when you show everyone else how awesome you are by being the last one standing.
Affinity
Welcome, Affinity, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! Not that you really care, since you're a Raving Lunatic.
You know that the great harvest is coming, can you will be ready for it.
You have the following abilities:
- Harvest: On Day 5, you may offer yourself to the Gods. This ability will kill you.
You win when you are harvested by the Gods. Good luck.
Edible
Welcome, Edible, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! You are also a Delicious Cake!
Try not to be nibbled on by the other factions, now~
You have the following abilities:
- Cake: Every night you may target a player to protect them. However, they'll also be too busy licking your body all over to perform any actions during that night. You have two cake charges, you can't have a cake and eat it too, after all.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
UncertainKitten
Welcome, UncertainKitten, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... scum! You consider it your civic duty to kill anyone and everyone that disagrees with you.
To assist you with this endeavor, you have been given the role of the Unlimited Dayvig.
Try not to shoot everyone, now~
You have the following abilities:
- Unlimited Dayvig Works: You have a dayvig with an unlimited number of charges. You may shoot at any time during the day. Shooting does not end the day phase.
You win when your faction controls at least half of the votes. Good luck.
ActionDan
Welcome, ActionDan, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! And dinosaurs are awesome, aren't they?
Wouldn't it be so cool if dinosaurs still existed? And if you could ride around on one?
Well, you're in luck! As the Scientist, you're on the verge of turning this into a reality!
You have the following abilities:
- Research: Every night, you may perform further research into resurrecting and taming dinosaurs.
- Jurassic Park: After performing research four times, you may call on a T-Rex at any time. Once you summon a T-Rex, you will escape from the game.
You win when you ride away into the sunset. On a T-Rex. Good luck.
Kips
Welcome, Kips, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! That's about it. Yep.
Try not to get shot in the face now~
You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated. Good luck.
Iced Fairy
Welcome, Iced Fairy, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... scum! You're going to have your revenge for that stunt that Edible pulled on you.
Your mastery over words has given you the powers of the Double-Voting Jailkeeper.
You have the following abilities:
- Wordsmith: You have the ability to vote twice during any day phase.
- Jailkeeper: You have two jailkeeper charges. At night, you may target a player to render them immune to any action that would kill them, as well as roleblocking them.
You win when your faction controls at least half of the votes. Good luck.
DollS
Welcome, DollS, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! And you're far too moe to kill.
You just want to fill the world with moe, and you have a Supply Box to help you achieve this.
You have the following abilities:
- Moe: You are bulletproof. Any action that would normally kill you will fail.
- Resupply: If you are targetted by any action, you give the player that targetted you an additional charge on any ability that they have that works on a charge system.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Serpentarius
Welcome, Serpentarius, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! On top of that, you're definitely the manliest townie around here.
Nothing can topple you, therefore you've taken the mindset of a Suicidal Maniac.
You have the following abilities:
- Bulletproof: Any action that would kill you will fail.
- Mania: For every action you block, you gain a random investigative ability.
- Deathwish: The world can't take your level of manliness. When you use an investigative ability, you will die.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
MOD NOTES: If this were a real role, it would be worded more carefully to make it seem as if you would die when using an investigative ability. What would really happen though is that you would simply block your death and gain another investigative ability.
Sect
Welcome, Sect, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! You aren't quite sure why you signed up for this game, your morale is pretty low right now.
But fear not! As the Demoralizer you'll be sure to make everyone else see the world as you see it.
You have the following abilities:
- Demoralize: You may demoralize a player of your choice at any time. Demoralizing someone will downgrade their powers, but not remove it completely. You may only demoralize one person at a time.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
MOD NOTES: I GIVE UP, I AM NOT WRITING A DEMORALIZE LIST FOR EVERY OTHER PLAYER.
Dorian. G
Welcome, Dorian. G, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! You only signed up for this game because Dormio offered you morphine.
Lots and lots of morphine. Definetly not because you want to play mafia with these people. Not at all. Nope.
Your ample stock of morphine allows you to pass yourself off as a Vote-Stealing Doctor.
You have the following abilities:
- Doctor: With your near unlimited stocks of morphine, you may pump someone full of drugs every day and night. This somehow prevents your target from dying when they are targetted by an action that would otherwise kill them. Your protection only lasts for the phase that you used it in.
- Vote-Thief: You have two charges of your vote-thief ability. You steal somebody's vote and place it on the target of your choice. The person you stole the vote from will be unable to move their vote for the rest of the day.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Helepolis
Welcome, Helepolis, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with town! It seems you've been fated to play in this game.
You have gained a fraction of your mistress' abilities and become a Vampire for the duration of this game.
Try not to stay out in the sun for too long, now.
You have the following abilities:
- Kiss of Death: You have two charges of this ability. At any time you may kill a player of your choice. If you kill a town aligned player, you may bring back the target as a Mason.
You win when all anti-town factions have been eliminated. Good luck.
Lady Lambdadelta
Welcome, Lady Lambdadelta, to Dormio's glorious game of mafia.
You are aligned with... scum! Well, of course you are, it would be unfair for you to be certain of the alignments of every player as town.
As the Witch of Certainty, you gain the abilities of an Action-Immune Paranoid Gun Owner.
You have the following abilities:
- Action-Immune: You are certain of anything and everything that will happen, and are able to avoid any action directed at you as a result.
- Reactive Vig: In addition, you can use this certainty to turn the tables on anyone foolish enough to visit you and kill them instead.
You win when your faction controls at least half of the votes. Good luck.
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>Votecount
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ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ HAPPY END
I personally wanted the entire cult to win in the end. But I <3 all of my friends. Except for that Dormio jerk who told us we were headed for a bad end just to see if we would recruit not-Zakeri. >:( This was somehow less embarrasing then I thought it would be. I'm sure Kitten4u feels the same way! I can say this because she would have to post to refute me. >:3 THANK YOU ALL FOR NOT KILLING SHADOWEH D1
> What the hell were you thinking when you decided to run this?
> How did you come up with everyone's roles?
> Is Kitten4u ever going to forgive me? :ohdear:
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ROLE PMs (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10097.msg681578.html#msg681578)
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Except for that Dormio jerk who told us we were headed for a bad end just to see if we would recruit not-Zakeri. >:(
This was hilarious and you know it.
What happened was that, if Zakeri was not taken out of the picture by Night 4, on Day 5 the only people left alive would have been LLD, Shadoweh, and Zakeri.
Shadoweh was planning to recruit Zakeri, so I told her that she was heading towards a bad end. The WIFOM was delicious.
> What the hell were you thinking when you decided to run this?
Thinking? What's that?
In all seriousness, this is another one of those weird ideas I thought up at a God-forsaken hour and decided to go with.
> How did you come up with everyone's roles?
I gave them whatever seemed to match up with who they are.
> Is Kitten4u ever going to forgive me? :ohdear:
No. You monster.
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>Votecount
I Have Finished Rebalancing Angel Beats! Mafia
Conqueror(2) - Tenshi, Dormio - LYNCHED
Not voting: Nobody!
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>What?! No music?! PFFT! You can at least give us music for...
>>The 'Death' of Dormio.
>>Night with Kitten.
>>Good Times in the Bar. (GOOD END.)
FINE, MAKE ME PAY FOR MUSIC OUT OF MY OWN POCKET. GOSH, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO FUND MY OWN PROJECT?
>Dormio's Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuzXk-GhUcw)
>Checkers Chess with Kitten4u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftHOmkgfTIY)
>Good times in the Bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4)
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> Is Kitten pregnant?
If she isn't yet, she will be at the rate you're going. :V
>Post-game Mod Commentary
I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING YOU PEOPLE INTO A BAD END ON PAGE THREE. WHY DIDN'T YOU RECRUIT LLD.
THE WIFOM ALMOST WORKED. WHY DIDN'T YOU RECRUIT CONQUEROR INSTEAD OF ZAKERI?
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>Watch 'Recruiting LLD' scene.
>Watch all the unlocked scenes; you know the mod was looking forward to writing them bad ends.
Recruiting LLD
N1
>You decide that LLD is the first member that you want to induct into your cult.
>You gain access to a quicktopic, but you don't see any signs of a line of communication opening up between yourself and LLD.
>Strange, did the action fail?
>You decide not to pay it any mind, you're a bit miffed that you weren't able to get a cult member tonight, but there's always tomorrow.
>You return to your bed, a good night's sleep will probably get rid of the disappointment.
>When you wake up, you feel uncomfortable. It's still dark, what's up with that?
>And was your bed always this hard? And vertical? And cold?
>You look around and rub your eyes. At least, you try to rub your eyes.
>A sharp pain runs through your hand when you try to move it to your face.
>You look at your hand... Oh God is that a nail running through it?
>You look at your other hand, another nail. Your feet too.
>As your brain begins to register the fact that you've been crucified, the pain begins to set in.
>It hurts it hurts iT hUrTs It HuRtS.
>You scream out into the night, but nobody hears you.
>The morning arrives and several people look at you as they pass by your crucifix on the way to the town square.
>You hear a gunshot, Dormio must have shot someone again, before he announces three deaths. Pesco, Hanged Hourai, and... you?
>You don't know, everything is sounding kind of faint. Maybe this is a dream. If you go back to sleep, everything will go back to normal.
>See? You're feeling better already. You slowly lose consciousness...
>BAD END.
Zakeri's takeover
D5
>The projection of Dormio returns.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first winner."
>"Affinity, the Townie Raving Lunatic, has been killed and won the game."
>Everybody looks on in surprise at the announcement of a winner, especially Zakeri.
>Wait, why is Zakeri here? Shouldn't he be lurking?
>And is that a look of surprise being twisted into a smile?
>What's he pulling out?
>... How the hell does a flamethrower even fit inside that outfit of his?
>And why did the color of his outfit change from white to blue?
>And this isn't the time to think about that!
>You quickly hide, as does LLD. You only just barely manage to avoid the flames, it must have been the luck of the Gods that saved you, and you feel your protection fading away.
>You hear Zakeri break out into maniacal laughter as he sets the whole square ablaze.
>You peek out once he appears to have calmed down, as does LLD.
>Everyone is dead. You see their charred bodies strewn about the town. Oh God, your entire cult is gone. Kitten4u is gone.
>You look at the ring you received today and find tears forming in your eyes.
>LLD and Zakeri simply stare at each other with a dumbfounded look as you cry. And cry. And cry.
>BAD END.
ActionDan's victory
D5
>The projection of Dormio returns.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first winner."
>"Affinity, the Townie Raving Lunatic, has been killed and won the game."
>The town stares at Affinity's corpse in silence until capt. h exclaims "What the heck is that?!"
>All of town turns their head to see the magnificent figure of a T-Rex roaming around the town.
>"Oh my God! Run!"
>The T-Rex is approaching fast!
>However, it stops once it reaches the town square, how come it isn't eating you all?
>Is that the silhouette of somebody petting the T-Rex while riding on it?
>You hear the voice of ActionDan "See! I told you dinosaurs were great!"
>The T-Rex steps past all of you and runs towards the exit of the town. It easily breaks through the gates and you hear ActionDan laughing as the figure of him riding a T-Rex fades into the sunrise.
>The town collectively says "What. The. Fuck."
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LLD was a paranoid nail-gun owner? :ohdear:
I'm interested in what other bad ends you had in store, given the material you've put out. :3
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SHADOWEH DIED FOR YOUR SINS.
I forgot any others that could have come up. :V
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>LLD kills K4U N5, stealing your win from right under your nose.
>K4U rejects your lover charge.
>UK kills everyone with her unlimited dayvig.
>Pesco gets you lynched D1.
>Win with our cult somehow.
>Dormio SK's us on D3/D4.
The possibilities are endless. :V
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And if we brought back Schezo? Would he give a scum end? :V
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>LLD kills K4U N5, stealing your win from right under your nose.
>"Please return to your rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>Your cult asks you when you're going to recruit LLD, she is the only non-cult member left, after all. You tell them that you have won and they have not before cutting off your communications with them.
>You spend the night with Kitten4u, playing several games of chess with her. You try different positions each time, trying to see which one gives you the most pleasure when you manage to break through Kitten4u's defenses.
>You wake up in an uncomfortable position, just what were you doing last night?
>And didn't Kitten4u fall asleep in your arms? Where is she?
>You call out for Kitten4u but you can't hear anything. You sit up, there's this really annoying noise coming from nearby.
>You move around on your bed, trying to discern what the noise is, but fall off instead.
>You don't recall your bed being this small. Unfortunately, the fall has woken you up completely, so you decide to check out what's wrong with... your... bed...?
>Your bed never had appendages to bind your arms, legs, and neck to it. Your bed wasn't made out of metal, either.
>Oh dear God. Your bed DEFINITELY didn't have a circular saw sticking out of the side.
>If you had fallen off the other side, you probably wouldn't be able to think these thoughts right now.
>The saw appears to be stuck, it's simply spinning in the same spot. Was it... meant to bisect you? You feel your protection fading away.
>Where are you? You look around, it's dark. This definitely isn't your room.
>You see a sliver of light coming through one of the walls, you check it out and confirm that it's the exit.
>But, before you leave, you can't help but have this terrible feeling. There's something in here that you need to check out.
>You open up the exit to let in the light so you can see better.
>You look back into your room, and you are immediately forced to hold back the urge to vomit.
>The light falls onto a hand, there's a ring on the ring finger.
>You can't see most of the arm, just the hand, and you don't want to look any closer.
>But you can't fight the urge to look at what happened.
>As you get closer, a sickening smell enters your nostrils and you're left wondering how you didn't notice it before.
>You take a look at what the hand is connected to, and this time you really do vomit.
>You run out of the room as fast as you can. You run and you don't stop.
>You need to get the hell away from there.
>It may have been dark, but the image of Kitten4u's mutilated body is burnt into your mind...
>What you saw was an illusion.
>It must have been an illusion.
>It couldn't possibly have been real.
>If you wait in the town square, Kitten4u will come to you and offer you a hug, asking why you look so weird.
>Everything will be like it was.
>See? It can't have been real.
>Dormio's game of mafia has long since finished.
>You don't know who won, nor do you care.
>You are the only resident of the town, and every day you wait in the town square.
>You know that Kitten4u is just playing a harmless prank on you. She'll be here in a minute. Just one more minute...
>BAD END.
>K4U rejects your lover charge.
>You decide that it's time to ask Kitten4u the big question. Will she decide to become your lover?
>"No! You sick freak!"
>"You think that, just because you gave me cookies and FORCED me into your bed, I'd fall in love with you?"
>"What is WRONG with you?"
>Kitten4u runs out of your room, crying, and you're left wondering what you did wrong.
>You suppose the only thing you can do now is recruit yourself into the cult.
(Leads into CULT END)
>Win with our cult somehow.
>You organize your cult into two voting blocks, one on LLD and one on Conqueror, the only non-cult members left on the game.
>You've recruited yourself into the cult, and so you've adopted their win condition.
>Now all you need to do is eliminate the non-cult players and this game will finally be over.
>The day ends without much commotion, your cult has the numbers to control both the lynches, after all.
>LLD and Conqueror are killed by stray bullets from God knows where, and your cult is the only faction left standing!
>Yay!
>But where's your fanfare?
>Shouldn't the mod be announcing the end of the game?
>Hey, the game is over. Why isn't everyone coming back?
>You look at the rest of your cult, they seem to be just as confused as you are.
>It looks like you're stuck here, just the six of you...
>A few days have passed, and you and UK are the only ones left in this town.
>Your cult simply tore itself apart when left by itself.
>Since the game failed to end, your cult members began to distrust each other, suspecting each other to be yet another third party.
>"So it's just you and me now, huh?"
>"You know what, this is bullshit."
>"Let's just break out of this town."
>You agree with UK's suggesting of simply getting out of the town, and begin walking towards the eternally closed gates of the town.
>Of course, UK takes this opportunity to leap at you, screaming that you must be the cause of inability to win.
>You saw this coming, and countered her, swiftly disarming her and ending her life with her own weapon.
>As you stand over UK's recently deceased corpse, the realization that you are now the only one left standing hits you.
>Wasn't this meant to be a game?
>Still, UK's suggestion had some merit. The game is over, you should be able to get out of here, right?
>You begin walking towards the gates again, and as you approach, they open!
>The light blinds you for a moment, and you look through the gate to see the remains of what looks like a big party.
>There are several unwashed plates mounted on colorful tables and partially deflated balloons strewn about.
>Dormio, who appears to have been sleeping on a chair, wakes up at the sound of the gates opening.
>"You sure took your time, didn't you?"
>"We were waiting for you to come out so we could congratulate you for your win."
>"Everyone left already... Where's the rest of the cult members?"
>You simply break down into tears.
>BAD END.
>UK kills everyone with her unlimited dayvig.
>"So, as you may all have realized, there are some people amongst you that would rather see all of you dead."
>"These people have begun to work together, forming a team of sorts."
>"They've already hit their first target."
>Dormio is about to throw something down from the podium when UncertainKitten interjects.
>"They've also hit their second-" Bardiche is gunned down, "-third-" Dormio is shot in the face, "-fourth-" Oh God, she's aiming at you.
>You feel nothing as the bullet passes cleanly through you. Huh, you always thought that dying would be more painful than that.
>You slump to the floor as you hear UK shooting indiscriminately, hitting townies, scum, third parties, all at random.
>She wipes out three quarters of the playerlist before she shoots at PX.
>Her maniacal laughter echoes through the town square, even as she blows up with PX, but what do you care? You are already dead.
>BAD END.
>Dormio SK's us on D3/D4.
>As the morning breaks, you make your way towards the town square again, as does everyone else.
>Along the way, you see PX's bus rammed into one of the rooms. You think that room belonged to Dorian. G.
>When you make it to the town square, Dorian. G and Zakeri appear to be missing.
>In addition, you see a familiar looking corpse next to the remains of eight triple grenades.
>The town stares at the body, wondering when Kiro got into the game as Dormio walks up to his podium.
>"It looks like the thirteenth and fourteenth deaths have occurred overnight."
>"Dorian. G, the Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor, has been killed."
>"Kiro, the Drunken Survivor, has been killed."
>"Before we start the day, there's one more matter I need to address."
>"Hey, Shadoweh. I gave you fair warning about this, but you still haven't gotten a mic."
>Dormio reaches for the revolver in his coat pocket, he points at you and pulls the trigger.
>A deafening bang rings through your ears as you feel the bullet pierce your heart.
>You crumple onto the floor, it's rather comfortable and you're feeling light headed...
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we've had our fifteenth death."
>"Shadoweh, who was the Cultist Lover, has been killed."
>At the mention of a cult, the town collectively sighs. It seems that they've been expecting something like this from Dormio.
>"Anyway, Day 3 has begun."
>BAD END.
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And if we brought back Schezo? Would he give a scum end? :V
Naww.
A sooooo kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuut must hug and stab and hug and stab end. :V
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ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ HAPPY END
I was so close to a bad end on multiple occasions. :(
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:ohdear: Your bad ends give me nightmares! Seriously you put way more detail into the bad things ;-; Two more for the road:
> Keine randomly picks Kitten4u and Shadoweh for the random lynches on Day 3
> Helepolis kills Shadoweh and makes her his Town Mason
Now for some less evil things!
> Choosing Zakeri and Pesco as our lovers, and GOOD END
> Edible GOOD END
> BGM: Lynching non-alcoholic beer
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:ohdear: Your bad ends give me nightmares! Seriously you put way more detail into the bad things ;-;
I can't help but put more detail into the things that I like.
orz more endings.
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>Pesco gets you lynched D1.
> Keine randomly picks Kitten4u and Shadoweh for the random lynches on Day 3
Shadoweh gets lynched
>"Look, now she's trying to talk in private with someone."
>"Suspicious."
>"Not to mention it's with Schezo, who's bound to be scum, and she's voting for him."
>"Obvscum."
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>Your wagon is beginning to rival DollS'.
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>"##Vote Shadoweh"
>Oh God, you're the leading wagon.
>You need to talk some sense into this town.
>You try to point out Schezo's obvious scumtells, but they seem to have decided that you are not town, and not worth listening to.
>Goddamnit.
>You are unable to do anything to prevent your lynch, and the day ends with you and DollS having the leading wagons.
>Why do they never listen to you?
>"It looks like the day is nearing it's end, and the votes are in!"
>Dormio pulls out a laser pointer from his coat and aims it at DollS feet.
>Dormio turns off the laser pointer and the town watches as... nothing happens.
>... for a second, anyway.
>DollS is evaporated by an ion cannon.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our sixth death."
>"DollS, who was the Townie Supply Box was killed."
>Crap. Dormio is pointing the laser at you.
>You quickly adopt the pants on head style of play and shout "I regret nothing!" before being incinerated by a beam of light.
>"And we have our seventh death."
>"Shadoweh, who was the Cultist Lover, has been killed."
>At the mention of the cult, the town collectively sighs.
>"The first day has ended, please return to your allocated rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>You may be dead, but you can hear Dormio's voice for some reason.
>"I JUST had a feeling you'd be quicklynched on Day 1. I guess you JUST couldn't handle being a cultist."
>"Oh well, it's JUST a game."
>You JUST want to rest in peace, damn it!
>"JUST try not to get lynched on Day 1 next time."
>BAD END
> Helepolis kills Shadoweh and makes her his Town Mason
This wouldn't bad end you. You'd carry on the game as a mason with Conqueror.
Naturally, this does not happen as Conqueror is forever alone.
> Choosing Zakeri and Pesco as our lovers, and GOOD END
> Edible GOOD END
EARN YOUR GDDMN HAPPY ENDS YOU LAZY BUM.
> BGM: Lynching non-alcoholic beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jbkk-VlOkA)
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> Bribe for Good Ends with Ran plushie.
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:ohdear: Your bad ends give me nightmares! Seriously you put way more detail into the bad things ;-; Two more for the road:
> Keine randomly picks Kitten4u and Shadoweh for the random lynches on Day 3
> Helepolis kills Shadoweh and makes her his Town Mason
Kiss of Death on Shadoweh ? ∑ ?△?
You need to stay alive for SGII damn it!
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British Governor Rabu
>You kick back and relax.
>Nothing beats lying on a hammock in your favorite two-piece with shades on at the beach.
>Especially not when the weather is this great.
>Though your monster cucumber (http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ovubQByx1qa8q3yo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1311493103&Signature=IIWc9YP8ZOZevFKsXHN2aLs2PUI%3D) is almost empty.
>You call out for your personal servant, Schezo.
>Soon enough, he appears, dressed as a butler.
>"Yes, ma'am?"
>You scold him for being slow and tell him to get you another drink.
>"Of course, ma'am."
>As he approaches you, you raise your sunglasses and tell him to come a little closer.
>"What is it?"
>You slap him hard across the face.
>Schezo staggers slightly from your slap.
>"What are you doing?!"
>You get up from your hammock and slap him again, for addressing you rudely.
>You slap him over and over until he falls down, where you start to kick him.
>You call Schezo scum, as well throwing a plethora of other insults at him as you hit him.
>As you keep hitting Schezo harder and harder, you find your breathing getting heavier and it gets harder to keep up your stream of insults.
>He's just soooooo cute. So cute that you have to keep hitting him. Again and again. You just can't stop.
>He's too cute it's not fair.
>His cute yelps of pain as you kick him. The way his face cringes at each insult you throw at him.
>It's. Just. So. KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
>Eventually, you find your heartbeat and breath out of control, and simply throw yourself at him.
>And so another uneventful day at the beach in Shadoweh's town goes by.
>Schezo GOOD(?) END
NOW STOP BOTHERING ME FOR ALTERNATE ENDINGS DAMN IT.
BE HAPPY THAT YOU GOT THE K4U GOOD END.
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa68rrZuCOY7jcgp11CQXkYWHcHEoam__Yd0txH59qz0rvCYvy)
> Watch Shadoweh x Dormio Ending
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ASKED FOR IT!
> Watch Shadoweh x Dormio Ending
NO!
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Oh, was that the true end?
Seconding request. :D (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTnqJNVImxJzA1RtB)
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You were not meant to request this ending gddmt.
Why? Why would you do this to me? I hate self-inserts. :/
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Don't insert yourself then. Insert us :V
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Insert us :V
hawt.
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You were not meant to request this ending gddmt.
Why? Why would you do this to me? I hate self-inserts. :/
Because the sound of you in pain is delicious. >:3
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I don't want to write this (http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt56/haeun0719/gosick_01_01.jpg)
>It's pretty fun, running a gay bar.
>All good things must come to an end though, and it's time to close up the gay bar for the day.
>You and Dormio help Serp and Kiro, who have both consumed more alcohol than what any sane man would drink over the course of a year, to leave.
>As you close the doors after Serp and Kiro have left, you look into Dormio's eyes.
>You can see him looking back into yours.
>Both your eyes and his burn with passion.
>Dormio simply smiles at you. You do the same.
>Dormio's hand immediately goes for his coat pocket, and he pulls out his revolver. Naturally, it's aimed at your face.
>Of course, you're not going to be beaten so easily.
>You grab your switchblade from its holster on your thigh, give it a few twirls as you extract the blade, and hold the knife to his throat.
>The pair of you continue to look into each other's eyes, the smiles never leaving your faces.
>You use your free hand to push aside Dormio's revolver as he pulls the trigger, managing to graze the bullet, it leaves a small cut on your cheek.
>At the same time, you push forward with your knife, and he attempts to jerk himself back. He does however, receive a shallow cut on his neck.
>The pair of you both jump back, creating some distance between each other.
>Again, you take a moment to simply watch each other, smiling.
>You throw your knife at Dormio, who deflects it with his revolver, though the force with which you threw the knife causes him to stagger slightly.
>You use this opening to rush at Dormio, taking out your other switchblade as you do, and tackle him to the floor.
>You find yourself sitting atop Dormio, knife pressed against his chest.
>"I give, I give."
>"So that makes, what? Twelve wins and twelve losses?"
>"What are you going to do to me this time?"
>You lean down and whisper a few words into his ear, making his face turn red.
>It's going to be a good night, tonight.
>Dormio GOOD END
Can we finally lay off the alternate endings now? ;_;
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>I was kind of curious about the UKxShadoweh ending after we came so close to it :derp:
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Can't wait for Angel beats after that.
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Can't wait for Angel beats after that.
>votecount
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Angel Beats! Mafia Will Be A 30 Player Setup
Sanity(666) - ???????
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>I was kind of curious about the UKxShadoweh ending after we came so close to it :derp:
=3
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WILL YOU STOP ASKING FOR THESE GDDMN ENDINGS?
That Other Kitten
>You've closed up the bar early today, you have a picnic with UK, after all.
>Oh, what shall you wear? How shall you act?
>You hear UK's voice from the other side of the door.
>"Hey, are you done yet? It's been over an hour. I'm coming in."
>You hear the door to your room opening, and you let out a high pitched, girlish scream in response and throw the closest thing at hand in the general direction of the door.
>... Crap. Did you just throw a pair of panties at her?
>"Am I meant to take this as a suggestion?"
>UncertainKitten is standing at the door to your room, a pair of frilled panties in her hand.
>You wish that you could just crawl into a hole and die right now.
>Instead you settle for squealing like a little girl and diving under your bedcovers in an attempt to hide your existence from the rest the world.
>"I thought we were going on a picnic, but I guess this is fine too."
>Wait, why is she coming closer?
>Why is she on your bed?
>Why is she lying right next to you?
>You're about to scream again when UK gently presses her lips against yours.
>You feel your entire body go rigid and your urge to scream and run disappears.
>The kiss grows deeper, and you soon find your mind slipping away as you let UK do what she wants.
>UncertainKitten GOOD END
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<PX> @choose Serp End
<@Keine-tan> PX: I choose...Serp End! ^_^V
<Aria> Just copy/paste that and post it in the thread PX
Or I can do it I guess!
Also
> View Zakeri's Clothes End
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More Bad Ends.
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Because More Bad Ends is vague, I went and found more!
> Getting shot by Bardiche
> Dayvigging, nightvigging or lynching PX
> Getting nightvigged by Kitten4u :<
> Revenge Kill by Schezo
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>BGM: Kips
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>Good end. Dormio kills himself because we drove him mad for the alt. endings.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
STOP ASKING FOR FREAKING ENDINGS, IS THIS TURNING INTO DORMIO WRITES MAFIA FANFICTION?
>BGM: Kips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIq7P0jBfRQ)
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IS THIS TURNING INTO DORMIO WRITES MAFIA FANFICTION?
Yes.
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MORE BAD ENDS:
>Scum sweep the town and win by endgaming.
>Cult doesn't listen to us, lynches LLD on the last day, and wins without us.
>Modkill by too many prods.
>Repeated instances of Sect's Demoralization lead us to become a deviant lacking in both morals and wincons.
>Accidentally vig ourselves due to Bus-Driving PX.
>Get self-hammered because Dorian.
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>BGM: votecount
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This thread is now NSFW
>[REDACTED]~ It [REDACTED] so [REDACTED].
>You're [REDACTED] atop a [REDACTED] [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
>It's pretty hard to maintain your [REDACTED]~
>Serp [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] around your [REDACTED].
>"You're such a good girl, aren't you?"
>The way the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] against your [REDACTED], the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] as your ability to [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] are taken away from you, the way the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] into you... You love it.
>Serp [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] further, causing you to [REDACTED] [REDACTED], and he [REDACTED] one of his [REDACTED] around your [REDACTED] to gently [REDACTED] you down.
>The [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] into you, and you [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] of [REDACTED].
>"Do you want me to stop?"
>With the way he asks, you can't help but picture him with a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] on his [REDACTED] right now.
>You shake your head.
>"Then what do you want?"
>You tell him that [REDACTED] is what you want.
>"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
>You say it again, you want [REDACTED].
>"Show me how much you want [REDACTED]."
>.......................
>Serpentarius GOOD END
I like the redacted version a lot more than the normal one.
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:blush: I.. I have to go.. iron my dog..
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White Mage Shadoweh
>You are the famed white mage, Shadoweh, well known throughout the lands.
>With your Staff of the Archmagi and your +1 Zakeri's Outfit, you've travelled far and wide.
>There has been no monster that you have been unable to fell, no wound that you've been unable to heal.
>A knight? Hardly a match for your strength.
>Black mages? As if they could twist the very fabric of reality like you can.
>Other white mages? Amateurs.
>For the past few months, you've been travelling through the lands that had been overcome by corruption, searching for the cause of it all.
>And now, you've finally found your prey.
>The fallen Leviathan. (http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/135/c/8/Undead_Dragon_by_nJoo.jpg)
>You head into its lair, strengthening your grip on your staff and adjusting your robe.
>Soon, you find the dragon, and begin to engage it in a fight like no other.
>This battle will be recorded as an epic, the details of your tale told in every story and song.
>The dragon lets out a loud knock!
>... Wait, a knock?
>Yep. It's definitely a knocking sound.
>You sigh and turn to open your door, revealing Zakeri who is covering himself with a towel.
>"Can I have my clothe-"
>You slam the door shut, you have dragons to slay.
>Zakeri('s clothes) GOOD END
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/ragequit
>Good end. Dormio kills himself because we drove him mad for the alt. endings.
In other words, good job guys. You've driven me mad because of all the alternate endings.
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>BGM: votecount
>BGM: Dormio ragequit
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/ragequit
That isn't how you kill yourself :colbert:
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>BGM: votecount (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiVG2F7Wx7o)
>BGM: Dormio ragequit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WCF5IPojcE)
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> Encore
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>Shadoweh is Nightkilled by Schezo.
Do eet.
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Welp, you bumped it.
>votecount
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(http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt56/haeun0719/WhyWouldYouDoThat.jpg)
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Welp, damage is already done. Might as well make the best of it.
>My entire post from before. Get to it. :justasplanned:
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[10:47] <Akiyama_dorMio> @8ball Updating Shadoweh Quest is a terrible idea, is it not?
[10:47] <@Keine-tan> Akiyama_dorMio: It is so.
[10:48] <Lambda> NO
[10:48] <Hero999> oi oi
[10:48] <Lambda> @8ball Shadoweh Quest needs updating, right?
[10:48] <@Keine-tan> Lambda: About as likely as pigs flying.
[10:48] <Lambda> ;_;
[10:48] * Kitten4u stares at Dormio
[10:48] <Lambda> @choose Update Shadoweh Quest or start a new Quest
[10:48] <@Keine-tan> Lambda: I choose...start a new Quest! ^_^V
[10:48] <Lambda> Fuck
So yeah.
Screw you.
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You should ask keine self-referential questions. That would put it's supposed divinity at stake.