I really want to crack one of these jokes right, but I suck at puns.
"Sakuya, all this bossing people around tired me out, so I took a break."
"Ah, that's good, ojou-sama. Do you feel well-rested?"
"Not really; in fact, I feel worse than before."
"Why is that?"
"It was a
charisma break
"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
:colonveeplusalpha:
"Between Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae, Reimu's armpits are sexier!"
"Sanae is a good girl and keeps her armpits pure. She has no need for sexy armpits."
"Sanae is a whore and you know it. Reimu is superior."
"All Touhous are whores, your opinion is invalid."
"TOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
:persona:
Shamelessly paraphrased from a third-rate forum.
"I just got to the best part of UFO!"
"What's that?"
"The Game Over screen!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"Komachi sure had the right idea"
"What did she do?"
"Sleep through most of the game!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
I shouldn't post before I'd had my morning coffee
"Between Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae, Reimu's armpits are sexier!"
"Sanae is a good girl and keeps her armpits pure. She has no need for sexy armpits."
"Sanae is a whore and you know it. Reimu is superior."
"All Touhous are whores, your opinion is invalid."
"TOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
:persona:
Shamelessly paraphrased from a third-rate forum.
Doing it wrong.
"So I heard Hieda no Akyu is on her ninth respawn and she just went sniper!"
"No kidding! Why'd she go sniper?"
"She figured she'd be more Akyurate!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
This guy, though, I knew we could count on.
"I hear that Purvis isn't posting in the Statler & Waldorf thread!"
"Yeah, I think he's only just learning the style!"
"Good thing that we don't grant Purvisional licenses on this forum!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHO!"
"Hey, Waldorf! How come you're dressed up as Beatrice from Umineko?"
"Problem, Statler?"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
triangles is way better at this than me, and that makes me sad ;_;
triangles is way better at this than me, and that makes me sad
You two make a lovely tag team. Though maybe you just need to work on your angle.