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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Suikama on April 18, 2011, 08:19:38 PM

Title: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Suikama on April 18, 2011, 08:19:38 PM
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6161/muppetsparody.jpg)

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1569027/#1569238

This topic is now about Statler and Waldorf jokes.

"Alright guys, gimme your worst!"
"Why the worst?"
"Because it certainly won't be the best!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Edible on April 18, 2011, 08:25:41 PM
"This kind of topic lessens my hope for humanity."
"What kind of topic do you mean?"
"Any of 'em posted on CPMC!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"Hey, I hear Reimu's in the new touhou game."
"How is that any different from the other ones?"
"This time she's the stage 3 boss!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Suikama on April 18, 2011, 08:35:18 PM
"I can't believe this guy's name is Edible!"
"Why is that?"
"Well for one, his jokes are hardly palatable!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 18, 2011, 09:37:25 PM
"Guess what: Mima is totally coming back for Touhou 13!"
"How is that a joke?"
"Because she's never coming back, ever!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

:colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: HakureiSM on April 19, 2011, 12:14:20 AM
Suikama wins, Ruro wins, get out Edible.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 19, 2011, 12:25:01 AM
"Y'know, Waldorf, maybe they should have a cow youkai in the next game."
"Huh? Why?"
"Well she'd certainly be better at grazing than this player!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"So this Satori girl knows exactly what I want?"
"That's right."
"Then why hasn't she given me a refund for this show yet?!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"Mystia should show up in more Touhou games."
"What? Is she your waifu?"
"No, I just prefer being blind to watching this stuff!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 19, 2011, 01:07:19 AM
Man I wish I could do Waldorf and Statler style.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 19, 2011, 03:18:57 PM
"Hey Waldorf, the demo for Ten Desires has finally come out!"
"Why'd they call it Ten Desires anyway?"
"I'm not sure, but they're already short by one desire!  Last I checked Meiling isn't jello-wrestling Aya!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Dragoshi on April 19, 2011, 03:20:20 PM
Man I wish I could do Waldorf and Statler style.

Oh god yes, so do I. Watching this sort of thing go by brings back wonderful memories :Vc
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Suikama on April 19, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
"Hey Waldorf, the demo for Ten Desires has finally come out!"
"Why'd they call it Ten Desires anyway?"
"I'm not sure, but they're already short by one desire!  Last I checked Meiling isn't jello-wrestling Aya!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9445/202nice.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Silent Harmony on April 19, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
"I finally found out what I didn't like about Zun's music."
"What was it?"
"Hearing it."
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey I finally beat UFO!"
"You did?"
"Yeah, I beat the disk with a hammer!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Suikama on April 19, 2011, 05:13:31 PM
"Hey I finally beat UFO!"
"You did?"
"Yeah, I beat the disk with a hammer!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
oh my god yes
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Myschi on April 19, 2011, 05:22:57 PM
This is the best thread anyone has ever made.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Aba Matindesu! on April 19, 2011, 05:27:40 PM
I really want to crack one of these jokes right, but I suck at puns.

"Sakuya, all this bossing people around tired me out, so I took a break."
"Ah, that's good, ojou-sama. Do you feel well-rested?"
"Not really; in fact, I feel worse than before."
"Why is that?"
"It was a
charisma break
"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

:colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: triangles on April 19, 2011, 08:24:18 PM
"I figured out why Yukari's always gapping out of Gensokyo"
"Why's that?"
"The longer she stays here the BORDER she gets!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 19, 2011, 08:27:09 PM
"So I heard that Reimu's filing a trade union grievance against Sanae!"
"No kidding."
"Yeah!  She's not maiden Gensokyo!" 
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey, wasn't that one Touhou fighting game set in Compton?"
"What made you think that?"
"The fact that it's Scarlet Weather Rap City!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" 
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: triangles on April 19, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
"The Western Touhou fandom should all start driving American cars."
"What's wrong with foreign models?"
"Nothing, but maybe then they'd finally learn how to Dodge."
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: noodles on April 19, 2011, 08:42:06 PM
"I figured out why Yukari's always gapping out of Gensokyo"
"Why's that?"
"The longer she stays here the BORDER she gets!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
"So I heard that Reimu's filing a trade union grievance against Sanae!"
"No kidding."
"Yeah!  She's not maiden Gensokyo!" 
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey, wasn't that one Touhou fighting game set in Compton?"
"What made you think that?"
"The fact that it's Scarlet Weather Rap City!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
my heart
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: OkashiiKisei on April 19, 2011, 09:06:45 PM
I love you all so much now.

So freaking much.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 19, 2011, 09:47:57 PM
I'll just leave this here.

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6161/muppetsparody.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: ふとくていなねこじょおう on April 19, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
I'll just leave this here.

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6161/muppetsparody.jpg)

:teaspit:
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Drake on April 19, 2011, 09:56:29 PM
:teaspit:
This response is hilarious because Ruro played a part in the image creation IIRC
(or at least was active on poosh at the time)
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Suikama on April 19, 2011, 09:59:49 PM
I'll just leave this here.

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6161/muppetsparody.jpg)
ah yes how did I forget about this
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 19, 2011, 10:48:49 PM
"Hey, did you hear about Okuu's vacation?"
"No kidding!  Where would the Touhou of nuclear fusion go?"
"Fission!" 
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"So I heard Hieda no Akyu is on her ninth respawn and she just went sniper!"
"No kidding!  Why'd she go sniper?"
"She figured she'd be more Akyurate!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Alice★f on April 20, 2011, 02:02:28 AM
"Between Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae, Reimu's armpits are sexier!"
"Sanae is a good girl and keeps her armpits pure. She has no need for sexy armpits."
"Sanae is a whore and you know it. Reimu is superior."
"All Touhous are whores, your opinion is invalid."
"TOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

 :persona:
Shamelessly paraphrased from a third-rate forum.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: triangles on April 20, 2011, 09:58:36 AM
"I just got to the best part of UFO!"
"What's that?"
"The Game Over screen!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"


"Komachi sure had the right idea"
"What did she do?"
"Sleep through most of the game!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

I shouldn't post before I'd had my morning coffee

Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 20, 2011, 03:30:34 PM
"Hey, it looks like some Idiot Deity decided to turn this thread into a sticky!" 
"They did what?  My hearing aid is out again!"
"THEY TURNED IT INTO A STICKY!"
"Dang, I thought I heard you right the first time when you said they turned it stinky!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Tengukami on April 20, 2011, 03:55:36 PM
"Between Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae, Reimu's armpits are sexier!"
"Sanae is a good girl and keeps her armpits pure. She has no need for sexy armpits."
"Sanae is a whore and you know it. Reimu is superior."
"All Touhous are whores, your opinion is invalid."
"TOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

 :persona:
Shamelessly paraphrased from a third-rate forum.

Doing it wrong.

"So I heard Hieda no Akyu is on her ninth respawn and she just went sniper!"
"No kidding!  Why'd she go sniper?"
"She figured she'd be more Akyurate!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

This guy, though, I knew we could count on.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 20, 2011, 04:58:47 PM
This is what I imagine MJP and Triangle's wedding vows sounded like.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 20, 2011, 06:46:14 PM
"I hear that Purvis isn't posting in the Statler & Waldorf thread!"
"Yeah, I think he's only just learning the style!"
"Good thing that we don't grant Purvisional licenses on this forum!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey, Waldorf!  How come you're dressed up as Beatrice from Umineko?"
"Problem, Statler?"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" 

triangles is way better at this than me, and that makes me sad ;_;
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Alice★f on April 20, 2011, 06:51:15 PM
Doing it wrong.
I have to admit, I'm not so good at this~  :blush:
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Mr_Bob on April 21, 2011, 08:42:49 AM
triangles is way better at this than me, and that makes me sad
You two make a lovely tag team.  Though maybe you just need to work on your angle.
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: triangles on April 21, 2011, 09:58:26 AM
"I don't know what ZUN was thinking when he came up with the UFO cast."
"Yeah, they Shou were terrible!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I wish I was Koishi and could shut off my third eye when I play SA"
"But you don't have a third eye."
"Ok, I'll settle for my first and second."
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

You two make a lovely tag team.  Though maybe you just need to work on your angle.
DOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 21, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
"Hey, guess which touhou game is my favorite?"
"Perfect Cherry Blossom?"
"No, Imperishable Night"
"Why?"
"Because it 's the easiest one to sleep through!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 21, 2011, 06:36:25 PM
"Y'know, Ran is my favorite Touhou."
"Really?  Why's that?"
"Her name is a reminder of what I should've done when I first encountered the fandom!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Silent Harmony on April 22, 2011, 07:29:29 AM
This thread is the best thing I've read in weeks.

Wish I could come up with some of my own to keep the spirit of the thread, but I'm drawing blanks...
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on April 22, 2011, 12:47:49 PM
"I think I had too much to drink!  I'm starting to see pink clouds shooting lasers!"
"Nope, you're not drunk, that's Unzan!"
"You're kidding!  I'm really far gone, I could have sworn I saw the pink laser cloud punch somebody!"
"Nope!  Still Unzan!"
"Are you sure?  I could have sworn that the power-ups in Ten Desires were back to the way they were before UFO!"
"Here, give me some of that!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO"!
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Unassuming Squid on April 23, 2011, 04:33:02 PM
"You know, Subterranean Animism is my favorite Touhou game."
"Why's that?"
"Because ZUN finally made the players do what I've been telling them this whole time."
"Go to Hell!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on April 23, 2011, 09:57:06 PM
"'Highly responsive to prayers'? Yeah, that's false advertizing!"
"Why's that?"
"Well I was praying that there wouldn't be any sequels!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Title: Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Post by: ActionDan on April 26, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
"Why does Marisa ride a broom? why not a more comfortable magically enhanced seat?"
"Well, it's because she's a witch!"
"which doesn't answer my question!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"