Siki had barely been asleep for five minutes when the loud creaking of her court room's doors beckoned her to awaken. She slowly opened her eyes, seeing the blurry figure of her Shinigami assistant Komachi Onizuka walking toward her, giant scythe in hand. The red headed Komachi walked up to her bosses' desk, wearing her ever present sly and playful grin. Nothing was out of the ordinary for her.
"Hee hee... Long day Eiki-sama?" asked the Shinigami.
Siki blushed a slight bit, as she suddenly straightened up. She always got on Komachi's case for slacking off and being asleep at her own job of transporting souls across the river known as the Sanzu no Kawa. This wouldn't exactly look good. Then again, Siki was like this from working so hard as opposed to Komachi, who was lazy... Even so, this did not look good. She was understandably embarrassed, but did well to keep her composure, immediately going to business.
"It has been unusually busy here by the usual standards of my fellow Yama and I, but I can assure you that I was merely resting my eyes for a very brief moment to alleviate some of the stress." explained Siki.
"Perhaps, but I'm being told differently by the moisture currently around your eyes." chuckled Komachi, pointing at Siki's face.
"Ah...!"
Siki's jaw dropped as she quickly stood up and turned around to frantically wipe her face before turning back around to face Komachi, her ever stoic expression marking her face yet again.
"Now whatever were you talking about Komachi?"
"Wow, that stress is reeeeaaaally starting to get you huh? Well, it was only a matter of time anyway... You should really take a vacation once in awhile, or you'll get wrinkles!" laughed Komachi.
"Does that mean you're never worried about getting wrinkles?" asks Siki.
"I'm the most beautiful Shinigami Gensokyo has ever seen! I don't think that will ever change."
"I think it can... With your lack of working, you won't have to worry about wrinkles, but you'll definitely have to worry about getting fat." said Siki with a slight smile.
Komachi's jaw dropped... ...for a moment.
"N-nonsense! I eat a steady diet of apples and riceballs each day!" replies Komachi reassuringly, placing her free right hand on under her neck. "I probably won't ever lose this figure."
"Bah. In anycase you should get back to work. The next wave of spirits should be arriving at anytime."
"Didn't I just say you're gonna get wrinkles?" asked Komachi, feeling awkward as she scratched the side of her cheek.
Siki sat back down.
"Well it isn't anything a good bit of magic can't fix, no?"
"I guess... Though its not like you're going to have to worry much longer... Kinda sad..." sighed Komachi turning partly to the side and stretching out. "But... Yeah..."
"Huh? Komachi, just what in the world are you going on about all of sudden?" said Siki, raising an eyebrow as she looked up at her servant.
"You know you're right. It really is time for me to get back to work... Ah, with this you'll never have to worry about stress again!" said Komachi cheerfully.
Siki was rather surprised by the words.
"Eh? Are you saying your actually going to work diligently for once?" she asked.
"Heh heh heh, all you have to do is sit back and relax while I work." answered Komachi.
"That is your answer? What are you going to do exactly...?"
Komachi held her open right hand above her should just as a strange purple portal appeared above it, appearing to be tied by red ribbons at its top and bottom... A vaguely L shaped object, metallic emerged from the portal and dropped into Komachi's hand... It had a hole, and a trigger. Komachi held up the device and pointed it at Siki...
"This."
A loud bang could suddenly be heard as Komachi pulled the trigger. Siki was shocked out of her mind as an excruciating and burning pain suddenly racked her torso. She briefly jumped up out of her seat with a gasp before plopping down again, covering the bleeding wound with her hands. Her face was covered in sweat, and her eyes were filled with horror.
"K-K-Komachi...! W-what is...?!"
Komachi put on a sinister smile as she adjusted her aim, and sent another bullet into the Yama's left shoulder. Siki cried out in pain, rolling to the side as she drooped somewhat from her chair, covering the new wound with her bloodied right hand.
"Whats wrong Eiki-sama? I'm doing my job aren't I? You do not approve? Well it shouldn't matter as long as we get results no? A jobs a job anyway, so if you would be so kind..."
Komachi walked closer to the desk, the metallic object that was apparently a weapon of unspeakable magic grasped firmly in her hand...
"...please die."
All Siki could do was look up at her traitorous servant with ultimate fear and shock as tears rolled down her eyes... Komachi aimed dead at Siki's head. She smiled devilishly as she pulled the trigger...
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The body of Sikieki Yamaxanadu was found at xx:xx on x day, laying on the floor in a pool of fresh blood. Her funeral was held at the Hakurei Shrine less than a week later. Komachi Onizuka has since been missing...
Siki slowly woke up, her vision blurred from drowsiness. In her sleepiness, she could swear she saw a familiar blue, white and red figure directly in front of herself along with... ...many figures in black... After a moment, she snapped awake, shocked at the number of non-spirits in the room with her at once. So shocked, she probably didn't notice that she was completely surrounded... At her front was a Shinigami named Komachi Onizuka, and with her was an entire group of fairies clad in 19th century Japanese police uniforms.
"Hm, awake are ya?" asks a smiling Komachi.
"K-Komachi, what are you doing in here with all these fairies?!" asked the shocked Yama.
"My my, feeling a little energetic after that little nap of yours, aren't you Eiki-sama?" asks Komachi teasingly.
"I want you to stop your usual playing and tell me what the meaning of this is! You're supposed to be at your posts at this time!"
"Are we free to sleep while at our posts?"
"Don't talk such nonsense!"
"Then what were YOU doing just now, Eiki-sama?" retorts Komachi, her smile becoming even wider and more mischievous.
Siki's jaw dropped for a moment before she shook her head, not having time to wallow in her own hypocrisy.
"Th-th-thats different...! Nevermind, just stop playing around and go back to work, or else I'll have the whole lot of you fired!"
Neither Komachi, nor her fairy companions moved... Komachi merely chuckled.
"But we
are at work Eiki-sama." she said.
"So you still choose to make a fool out of me..." growled Siki, starting to get really angry now.
"Heh... Its funny how you always go around telling people to better themselves, and yet your the one about to be punished..." said Komachi somewhat cryptically.
"Ah, you're not even making sense now!"
"It will all make sense in a moment... For you see, theres someone very powerful who requests your presence, Madam Yama. Ladies, if you please..."
Following the scythe wielding red head's orders, the fairies ganged up on Sikieki!
"Wha...?! What are you doing?!" shouted Siki.
As Siki struggled in their grasp, ropes were tied around her body, weakening her resistance. They were tied tightly and securely over her shoulders, over and under her chest, with additional ropes lower down toward her waist, binding her already crosstied hands to her body (and further binding her arms). Her ankles, and legs (above and below the knees) were tied as well. After finishing, the fairies pushed Siki down into her chair, where she struggled and thrashed against the ropes with all her strength, but to no avail.
"Release me this instant! You're all going to get it, big time! I'll make damn sure of it!" demeaned the captured Yama.
"Sorry, but this is so you can't try to escape from our new mistress Eiki-sama." said Komachi, smiling with a shrug.
"New Mistress?! Komachi what are...?!"
Siki was interupted by the sound of a large portal opening behind her, one that seemed to be tied with red ribbons on its sides...
"Well, that was sooner than expected! Time to go Eiki-sama!" said Komachi cheerfully.
"Why you...!" growled Siki, attempting to get up.
The fairies pushed her right back down into the chair. They proceeded to gag Siki with a white cloth over her mouth before using extra ropes to bind her to the chair. One fairy then span the chair around, and began rolling her into the portal. Siki struggled while looking away from the great many eyes staring at her from inside the portal...
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The great Yama Sikieiki Yamaxanadu, along with her assistant Komachi Onizuka and a small contingent of fairies were reported missing on x day of x month. The search for them is being carried out without interuption by Yama security squads along with the Tengu tribe. If you have any information, please contact the Miko of the Hakurei Shrine. Rewards are being offered for any truthful information.