Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

[E-Nazrin]

Muffin, precisely the right thing was done with that Hearts Boxcars command.

> Nitori: There are not enough giant robots. Rectify this problem.

>Orin: Crikey, she's a feisty one!
>Mima: Regenerate.
>Rumia: Revive.
>Utsuho: Provide sound tactical advice.
>Satori: Assist Utsuho in driving Yasora insane.
>Yasora: Cheat.
>Cirno: Smooching time!
>Nitori: Sneak around the back.

>Masha: Eat Mima.
>Reimu: Seduce Yukari.

[capt. h]

> Nitori: There are not enough giant robots. Rectify this problem.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Orin: Use your corpse cleaning skils to keep Mima restrained.

Don't be ridiculous, she doesn't have a CORPSE. Instead, you use your power over EVIL SPIRITS to hold her in place.

> Satori: Interrogate.

> Utsuho: Provide sound tactical advice.

> Marisa, Alice, Nitori: FIRE EVERYTHING!

> [S] ==>

[AUDIO]



And then the two GIANT MINIATURE SUNS began orbiting around each other.

[Edible]

>Malitori: Just stay in the middle.  What could possibly go wrong?

[capt. h]

>Muffin: Check bomb count after having used everything.

>Malitori: Just stay in the middle.  What could possibly go wrong?

[E-Nazrin]

>Malitori: Just stay in the middle.  What could possibly go wrong?

>Nitori: Remove the control rods.
>Alice: Die.
>Marisa: Fire a shot into each sun, see which one fires back.
>Yasora: Show Marisa a REAL star.
>Yasora: Cheat.
>Utsuho: Oh hey, her spirit isn't nearby this time! Take back the castle.
>Orin: THRILLERTECH L62: CORPSEFLINGER

>Yasora: I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart... wait, YES I DO!
>Masha: Challenge Yuuka to a fight to the death. FLOWERS VS. FUNGI, HEAVEN OR HELL!
>Satori: Make out.
>Yukkuri: Fondly regard shenanigans.

[Smok, destroyer of thoughts]

>Computer: Blue screen

[Zengar Zombolt]

>Heroines: Safespot.

[Mr. Sacchi]

>Computer: Blue screen

[capt. h]

And then the two GIANT MINIATURE SUNS began orbiting around each other.

And thus the world's tallest dwarf and the world's shortest giant entered the fray.

>Yasora: Show Marisa a REAL star.

[Hello Purvis]

>Nitori: Make note of suns' resemblance to gears. Employ hidden Kappatechs to ruin them.

[theshirn]

> Satori: Quick!  This could be the last chance, and no one else has taken them - MUSHROOM SNUGGLES!

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Marisa: Realize that this star is not variable at all, but binary.

Considering that a CATACLYSMIC VARIABLE STAR is actually supposed to be a WHITE DWARF hanging out with a more different NORMAL STAR, which dumps matter onto the WHITE DWARF and causes a FANTASTICALLY ADEQUATE EXPLOSION, you suspect that YASORA just doesn't give a shit.

> Orin: Last minute save.

The GAME cannot be saved right now! -- oh, wait. No, there's not enough immediate danger for you to consider it "LAST-MINUTE" yet.

You do, however, approve of the fact that UTSUHO was apparently following SATORI's instructions on PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE in the event of YASORA taking over. And how EVERYONE ELSE has been keeping careful track of which GIANT MINIATURE SUN contains the BODY and which contains the SPIRIT.

> Orin: THRILLERTECH L62: CORPSEFLINGER

Don't worry, everyone, your ZOMBIE FAIRIES aren't actually ZOMBIES, they're just playing DRESSUP. Also, for some reason, they count as DANMAKU for the purposes of NOT GETTING VAPORIZED BY THE MINIATURE SUNS.

I give my life!
Not for honor, but forrrrr youuuuuuu (Corpse Flinger!)

[E-Nazrin]

Wait, is that actually a song? I was just making up shit.

>Alice: Die.
>Yasora: Cheat.
>Yasora: Go 4-on-1, win anyway.

>Midnight Crew: Apologize to Masha.
>Hatate: Fondly record shenanigans.

>Masha: Ascend.
>Masha: Team up with Shanghai, Hourai, and the Zombie Fairies.
>Moeblob Mashup: QUADRATIC SCHEMATORA: ACUTE EXISTENTIAL FAILURE

[capt. h]

>Yasora: Go 4-on-1, win anyway.

> Malnitorin: Get vaporized while making a speech about the power of friendship.

EDIT:

>Yasora: Go critical, at least that way you'll never have to put up with okuu again.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Wait, is that actually a song? I was just making up shit.

Not precisely.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Team good guys: FIRE EVERY SINGLE SPELLCARD!

ORIN seems to have relatively few ATTACKS becase she's introduced late enough in the game that you won't get to try out all of them.

Regardless, you start firing all of your more awesomer SPELL CARDs!

> ==>

It looks like YASORA can take plenty of abuse in this SPELL CARD! Time to get out the BIG GU--

> Alice: Die.

Wait, shit.

All of the HAX SIGN attacks are plot-activated! You are now down to 9 LIVES. Take better care of them!

> Nitori: Flood 「Ooze Flooding」

Whew, finally.

FINAL BOSS SPELL CARDS DEFEATED: 4/5

> [S] Yasora: Go critical, at least that way you'll never have to put up with Okuu again.

[AUDIO]



Uh-oh.

[Hello Purvis]

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

[E-Nazrin]

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

>Yasora: Cheat.
>Hero-types: Hey, maybe NOW those plot-activated abilities will work!
>Yasora: Go 4-on-1, win anyway.
>Yukkuri: Fondly regard shenanigans.

>Satori: Round up the ruffians.
>Satori: Consider whether fungi make good pets.
>Masha: Ask about these strange people.
>Cirno: Show up after the fight is over. Claim victory over impossible odds.
>Andrew Hussie: [S] Ascend.

[capt. h]

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

>Yasora: Go 4-on-1, win anyway.

>Satori: Consider whether fungi make good pets.

>Yasora: Have a timeout card.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Oh god... FIRE EVERY THING AND BACK UP!!!

As you withdraw and regroup, you fire every THING, including CUCUMBERS, EXPLODING DOLLS, and one FIVE-INCH NAIL.

It appears that, rather than the BULLETs disappearing after they hit the central MINIATURE SUN, they pass through and go out the other side.

> Hero-types: Hey, maybe NOW those plot-activated abilities will work!

That's right! You all initiate your LAST WORD SPELL CARDS at once!

> ==>

You have 5 LIVES remaining.

> ==>

Yeah, the MEMORY POINTERS for LIVES and everyone's VIGOR have apparently moved, and will now keep moving every time the VALUES change.

> Everybody: Die often enough to plot-activate hax signs.

> ==>

[Hello Purvis]

>Yukari: Require a Faustian bargain for this service.

[E-Nazrin]

>Yukari: Require a Faustian bargain for this service.

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

>Heroic Foursome: Rock-paper-scissors for who gets to go first.
>Yasora: Call out Yukari on interfering.
>Yasora: Snipe the gap hag.
>Yukari: Tweak the graze counter for shits and giggles.

>Satori: Pet the mushroom.
>Masha: Last Word.
>Satori: Consider whether fungi make good pets.
>Cirno: Show up after the fight is over. Claim victory over impossible odds.
>Yukkuri: Fondly regard shenanigans.

[capt. h]

>Yukari: Require a Faustian bargain for this service.

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

>Heroic Foursome
>Yasora: Call out Yukari on interfering.
>Yasora: Snipe the gap hag.

>Masha: Last Word.

Sorry E-Nazrin, I couldn't resist.

EDIT:

>Yasora: Finish your final spell card, rendering this scene meaningless and you free of okuu forever.

Somehow, being stuck with Okuu for the rest of eternity seems like a fate worse than suicide.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Yasora: Call out Yukari on interfering.

YASORA cannot receive commands, because she is currently ON FIRE. In fact, she is ON NUCLEAR FIRE. Or ... SUNFIRE. Whatever.

> Yukari: Start with Nitori.

YUKARI cannot really receive commands. She's just doing this because she wants to. Control is now forcibly switched to NITORI.

> Nitori: Throw pumpkin at Yasora's head.

What pumpk-- Oh.

Okay, that's enough making up SILLY versions of your SPELL CARDS in mid-battle. Nice chunk of DAMAGE, but.

> ==>

YASORA enters the SECOND PHASE of her SPELL CARD! There are four of them, by the way.

[Hello Purvis]

Yukari: Inform Nitori that you now have ownership of her labs and workshops.

[capt. h]

> Alice: Ponder whether Yasora's soul would be useful for your doll animation project.

[Smok, destroyer of thoughts]

>Okuu: break Yasora

[E-Nazrin]

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

>Yasora: Cheat.
>Yasora: Go 5-on-1, win anyway.
>Yasora: Snipe the gap hag.

Yukari: Inform Nitori that you now have ownership of her labs and workshops.

>Ran: Steal all the cucumbers. All of them.
>Yukari: Tweak the graze counter for shits and giggles.
>Yukari: Inform Orin that the zombie fairies are now Chen's new shikigami army. Powerup!

>Satori: Consider whether fungi make good pets.
>Cirno: Show up after the fight is over. Claim victory over impossible odds.
>Yukkuri: Fondly regard shenanigans.

[Edible]

>E-Mouse's Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V: Break.