> Quickly retrieve arms from hat.
You've already got arms, nutso!
> Bake a pumpkin pie.
Well, okay, not only is that completely irrelevant to your plans for today, you don't have any
PUMPKINS with which to do anything, let alone bake a pie. You certainly wouldn't just leave one lying around in your kitchen. Frankly, the idea strikes you as somewhat preposterous and you wonder why it even crossed your mind.
> Retrieve mini-Hakkero from under hat. But, y'know, no rush.
You equip your
MINI-ELEMENTAL-REACTOR.
Oh yes.
This is why you've got a reputation for being
GENSŌKYŌ's second-best resolver of
INCIDENTS. Your
MASTER SPARK SPELL CARD packs quite the punch, and even some of the newcomers to the scene have probably heard of it, even if they don't actually know your name or face.
... Yeah, ow, let's stop trying to depict closeups of things Create.swf doesn't have by default, such as Marisa's extended arm.
> ==>
It's not too useful at the moment, though, so you stash it back in your
INVENTORY.
Speaking of which, you are currently also carrying:
- Your arsenal of
SPELL CARDs, for use in
GENSŌKYŌ's strictly-enforced system of duelling. It ain't no card game, either: these are
DANMAKU spells, where the bullets aren't dodged so much as navigated.
- A
LAPTOP MAGICOMPUTER, designed by the
KAPPA, who have been busily trying to bring
GENSŌKYŌ to the same level of technology as the
OUTSIDE WORLD, at least in their own mini-civilization. It's kind of slow progress, so this one isn't a whole lot better than an outsider-computer from, say, 2008. Cheap, though.
- A basket lunch packed by
ALICE. You're currently in a neverending cycle whereby each of you does this for the other as a thank-you for the last time around.
- A
CODEC UNIT, currently in your ear and thus not visible, enabling you to communicate with others from afar. Actually, it's been looking less and less like they did in the actual
METAL GEAR SOLID games, so you're starting to feel like a better name would be "
KAWADEC" or something.
-
MUSHROOMS collected: 0.
> Examine dresser.
Yeah, uh, that accidentally got teleported into the kitchen when you were transferring the
MASSIVE PILES OF JUNK into pocket-dimensions for the purposes of not having a house completely filled with
MASSIVE PILES OF JUNK.
You aren't sure what happened to the
CUPBOARD, but its contents are now in the
DIMENSIONAL DRESSER before you.