Author Topic: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest (Read 69355 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #60 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:44:42 PM »

>Chase after that thing! Surely it could have only got right!

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #61 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:51:36 PM »

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> Calm down.

You flip the fricking-fricky-frick back in. ... That's how it works, right?

You decide to save the blue mushroom for later.

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> Chase after that thing! Surely it could have only gone right!

Yes, exactly! You have no idea how this course of action could possibly go wrB'DUH.

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> Be the witch.

Okay, you are now the witch. Again.

You guess she wasn't the first one here, either. Looks like she's out cold. You briefly wish you knew some sort of HEALING-MAGIC, but with FAIRIES it's easier to just vaporize 'em and let 'em resurrect, and either way you don't want to waste energy if whoever or whatever did this is still around.

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You cast your magical senses outward and immediately detect a magical aura. A familiar one. Oh dear. It looks like you're about to meet, and you narrate this next part with the most Striderian levels of irony, your old pal ...

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MIMA is almost always bad news. When she isn't, she's only conditionally good. She isn't GODZILLA levels of dangerous or threatening (but then, neither is anyone else in GENSŌKYŌ), and it's true that she's the reason you're a full-fledged MAGICIAN, but this isn't the time to lower your guard. Mima showing up could mean anything.

You are about to engage in STRIFE by way of MODUS: CONVERSE, and that commands must be presented as instructions for what to say or talk about. You quickly realize that it is a highly experimental STRIFE MODUS, and therefore might be a bit buggy. It seems to use the RUNNING SCHEMA, which means that lines of dialogue will be added piecemeal, as opposed to the SYNTHESIS SCHEMA, in which the entire conversation is synthesized at once from commands. You, Marisa, are of course the only one who can accept commands for this particular STRIFE. Ready?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #62 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:56:25 PM »

>This is an uncharacter. This is the worst uncharacter. Refuse to have anything to do with this situation at once!
>Loot Cirno, she may have more mushrooms.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #63 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:57:08 PM »

>FIGHT MIMA IN A PRANKSTER CONTEST
>PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT: PIE TO THE FACE

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #64 on:** June 19, 2010, 11:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on June 19, 2010, 09:56:25 PM

> Muffin: Attempt to pretend that Purvis isn't actually posting in this thread if he's gonna be like that.

Your (which is to say, my) ~~attempt~~ truthiness was a resounding success.

[purvis] =3[/purvis]

Well, if you're gonna be like that ... ;P

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #65 on:** June 19, 2010, 11:36:05 PM »

>"Wait. Fun doesn't mean what it's supposed to mean when you say it. What're you planning?"
>Use the evil spirit as a handwarmer.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #66 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:31:13 AM »

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> Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running-

(Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running- continues)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #67 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:40:18 AM »

>Consider threatening to turn her over to Orin. She keeps evil spirits in line, most of the time.
>"Why don't you give me a few hints, then? For old time's sake."

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #68 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:49:44 AM »

>after getting said info from the evil spirit yell out "IT'S SHOWTIME" following it up with a spark to the face, to prove superiority.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #69 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:55:38 AM »

Quote from: Yuusha Tokkyuu Anthony on June 20, 2010, 12:49:44 AM

>after getting said info from the evil spirit yell out "IT'S SHOWTIME" following it up with a spark to the face, to prove superiority.

>Can't have her thinking she's stop dog after hiding for Kanako knows how long while we saved the world several times.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #70 on:** June 20, 2010, 03:04:39 AM »

(Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running- continues)

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #71 on:** June 20, 2010, 03:07:26 AM »

>refrain from SBaHJ joke
>Inquisition Mima about this "show" she speaks of, and if it somehow has anything to do with possible world ending things.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #72 on:** June 20, 2010, 03:15:31 AM »

>~~"But I don't even like sports"~~
>"And who's the show for? I can't imagine any improv theatre would cater to your whims."

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #73 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:41:59 AM »

(Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running- continues)

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #74 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:20:48 AM »

>Marisa: Change speaking patterns to Dirty Harry
>Threaten the ghost shrimp with some kind of anti-evil spirit stuff or something, I mean we gotta have soooomething on our hands that can handle that.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #75 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:12:41 PM »

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Yeah ... There was pretty much no way this wasn't gonna end in STRIFE.

theshirn · « **Reply #76 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:15:42 PM »

> Cirno: Wake up.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #77 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:22:43 PM »

>Aggress!

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #78 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:48:13 AM »

>PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT
>PIE TO THE FAAAACE

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #79 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:42:40 AM »

Quote from: Yuusha Tokkyuu Anthony on June 21, 2010, 01:48:13 AM

>PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT
>PIE TO THE FAAAACE

>This may be out best hope.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #80 on:** June 21, 2010, 03:51:44 AM »

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> Aggress.

This is going to be an actual SPELL CARD DUEL, so you can't just blast her away. You open with a relatively simple DANMAKU pattern to make her see stars.

She counters with UNFAMILIAR GHASTLY SHAPES. Or at least, they're unfamiliar from her. Easy dodging, either way. This early in the game it'll take luck to hit her or waiting for the time to run out. But you still have to dodge.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #81 on:** June 21, 2010, 03:53:04 AM »

>PIEMAKU AAAAATTACK!!!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #82 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:10:51 AM »

>Hive Ragtime: Fill 'em full of Starlight!

theshirn · « **Reply #83 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:11:17 AM »

> Cirno: Wake up.

AJC · « **Reply #84 on:** June 21, 2010, 05:40:50 AM »

> Tie up cirno so you can soak up any potental stray bullets that come in your sides.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #85 on:** June 21, 2010, 11:58:01 PM »

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> Piemaku Attack!

You get bored and create a new stock animation, then and start launching a SPELL CARD at MIMA. The SPELL CARD RULES allow for making up a new SPELL CARD on the fly, as long as you don't go over the limit, so you make one consisting of PIES. MIMA is amused to the point of abject failure (thus necessitating that she start her own SPELL CARD).

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Why, hello, ORRERIES SUN! It's one of the first really good DANMAKU patterns Mima taught you. Looks like she upgraded it.

No Spell Card animation for her because yours took way too long to make and I didn't sleep well last night.

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> Get bored of dodging and do something unprecedented.

For some reason, you decide that not dodging will be helpful (or indeed safe) in BULLET HELL. Not really unprecedented, but great job! Congratulations on your first MISSION ... FAILEO? What? Okay, who made that font? More importantly, whose idea was it to actually use it there!?

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AJC · « **Reply #86 on:** June 22, 2010, 12:02:15 AM »

> Throw Cirno at Mima when a opening presents itself she'd actually likely be doing something useful for once.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #87 on:** June 22, 2010, 12:14:20 AM »

>The time to pull punches is over.
>It's time to hit Mima where it hurts: Her physical deformities.
>It's time to create LEGMAKU. Beat her down with her own secret shame!
>Failing that, BOOTMAKU. And give her a Boot to the Head!

The ⑨th Zentillion · « **Reply #88 on:** June 22, 2010, 12:45:24 AM »

> Dodge and respond with Master Spark.

theshirn · « **Reply #89 on:** June 22, 2010, 01:17:17 AM »

> Cirno: Wake up.