Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

[IBakaChan]

> Dance.  Then dance again.  But with style.

> ...Which translates to: "Copy DISCOTANSI and then do an awesome Iku SATURDAY NIGHTO!"

[ES-Anthy]

>Check our Stats

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Pay a visit to Alice, invite her to come with you on your mushroom expedition.

Visit? You live together, pinhead!

But no, she's got her own plans for today.

> Check our Stats.

Your SPEED is ABOVE AVERAGE, your FOCUSED SPEED is AVERAGE (at least, average for FOCUSED SPEED), your ATTACK POWER is HIGH, and the size of your HITBOX is NORMAL. Your current condition is JUST FINE.

> Become distracted.

Oh, hey, look, a mushroom!

[IBakaChan]

> SWIPE IT BEFORE THE ITALIAN PLUMBER ENTERS!!

[Hello Purvis]

>Consider what Alice's plans are, to subvert them to our purposes.

[Kasu]

> Ponder if the SDM has mushrooms.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Get ye mushroom.

You can't believe your luck! This is what you call a USELESS BLACK SPOTTED MUSHROOM, since you don't know the real name. You named it after your discovery that they can produce a lot of SOUL ENERGY, which you've had difficulty converting into BLOWING STUFF UP energy. For today's purposes, though, the USELESS BLACK SPOTTED MUSHROOM may be the most useful type you can find!

MUSHROOMS collected: 1.

> Consider what Alice's plans are, to subvert them to our purposes.

Don't be silly! Your plans tie in with each other!

> How many mushrooms do you need?

Depends on what you find. For instance, this USELESS MUSHROOM reduces the number by a reasonable amount. At the opposite end of the scale would be, say, a FANTASTICALLY ADEQUATE RED EXPLOSION SHROOM, which would be fairly useless. You make a mental note to sit down someday and look up what these things are actually called.

Hang on, what's that over there?

> ==>

Huh. Looks like a tree fell last night. Must've been an old one.

Now that you think of it, you don't think you've ever gone in that particular direction before, in all the years you've lived in the FOREST OF MAGIC. Or if you had, it was above the treetops.

[ES-Anthy]

>Convert Tree into a toboggan

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Ponder on where MIMA is
> Ponder why ANNIHILATE is MASTER SPARK when it should be FINAL SPARK

[E-Nazrin]

>Upgrade broomstick

[Mushyrulez]

> MASTER SPARK THE GAP
> Then walk towards it

[IBakaChan]

> Drooooooool.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Go where no Marisa has gone before.

You boldly go through the gap between the trees. Yep, you haven't been here before. In fact, something tells you that nobody else has in quite a while, either. This place is like undisturbed-for-centuries. Pristine, even.

And it even looks like it's got MUSHROOMS ripe for the taking!

> ==>

You decide to name them COMPLETELY FREAKING USELESS-FOR-ANYTHING FROZEN-SOLID MUSHROOMS. Oh, and one FANTASTICALLY ADEQUATE RED EXPLOSION SHROOM. Correction: you are the first non-FAIRY to come here in a long while. You know exactly who you're about to run into.

> Drooooooool.

You are now CIRNO. You are an ICE-FAIRY. You like to loudly proclaim to anyone who is prepared to listen, or at least anyone who is physically capable of listening, that you are "THE STRONGEST." Ironically, your temper is fiery, especially in reaction to insults regarding your intelligence. Like most YOUSEI, you are a complete and utter DUMBASS. However, you are the only FAIRY in GENSŌKYŌ whose reputation has resulted in an actual nickname for stupidity. Mind you, this command isn't exactly the right kind of stupidity.

You are currently standing (well, floating) by the edge of the MISTY LAKE. What with one thing and another, you have no plans whatsoever for today. However, because it is currently before MARISA's arrival at her old house, you will have to head to the FOREST OF MAGIC at some point in order to avoid creating a TIME PARADOX.

What will you do first?

[IBakaChan]

> Do some math, prove you're Cirno.

[Mr_Bob]

>Test stone skipping skills.

[ES-Anthy]

>mess with timestream, never go to the forest of magic again.

[IBakaChan]

>mess with timestream, never go to the forest of magic again.

^This.

[Hello Purvis]

>Recruit Utsuho.
>Create a sauna.
>Rake in the monies.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Quickly retrieve arms from lake.

You've already got arms, nineball!

> Test stone skipping skills.

You probably shouldn't call them "skills" exactly, but of course you'd never admit this, even to yourself. Especially to yourself, in fact.

> Go show everyone in the forest your new Spell Card.

You are all the way to the edge of the FOREST before remembering that it isn't exactly new -- you have actually had this SPELL CARD since April of 2009.

You remain undeterred, however.

[theshirn]

> Freeze lake, skip rock along frozen part.
> Calculate pi.

[Hello Purvis]

>Recruit Utsuho. Booncurrencies will flow.

[Chaore]

>Create new spellcard to remotely freeze any mushroom-like objects. For no reason.

[E-Nazrin]

>beat Daiyosei with a crowbar

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

You can't possibly think I'd actually use commands like that.

> Charge ahead blindly into the forest.

Within minutes, you are hopelessly lost.

> Check out that gap in the trees.

Spooooookyyyyyyyy!

Well, okay, it's not that spooky. You just wanted to mentally narrate, "Spooooookyyyyyyyy!"

Lotsa mushrooms around here, though.

[Mr_Bob]

>RAAAARGH! I am Foolio Displacius Cirno! Destroyer of the Seven Suns Mushroom Town!

[ES-Anthy]

>Freeze shrooms, wait about 3 feet off screen until Marisa arrives

[Zengar Zombolt]

>Become the Mayor.

[Hello Purvis]

What? They are some perfectly fine commands for perfectly fine people.

This is wondrous beyond my ability to articulate.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Obey the inscrutable exhortations of your soul.

You find this to be a very strange idea, and you have no idea what it means!

> Freeze shrooms, wait about three feet off screen until Marisa arrives.

What a silly idea! Aside from the fact that you don't know why you're expecting that WITCH to show up, your habit is freezing FROGs, not MUSHROOMs. And then you slowly let them thaw, which you've been getting better at lately -- now only one in four accidentaly shatter and die, instead of one in three! So, um, there's no point in freezing MUSHROOMs!

> Eat blue mushroom. Take one red mushroom with you. Or vice versa.

Hmm ...

Now that you think about it, both of them look rather tasty. It can't hurt, can it? ... Well, insofar as you're a FAIRY. You've been kind of starting to wonder about that kind of thing, actually. But yeah.

> ==>

AUGH WHAT

> ==>

You flip the fricking-fricky-frick out and send ice-bullets in all directions in an attempt to hit the DISTURBING DIMNESS that suddenly loomed behind you, set off the explosive energy in the MUSHROOM, and then vanished.

You are vaguely aware that there will be no more flipouts in panels where any other action is taking place, because this image took way too long to make, and it is a good portion of the reason why there have been no other updates today.

[ES-Anthy]

>Find the ghost that's responsible for burning us exploding us
>Get Revenge, Burn Notice Style
   >Subaction: Find Bruce Campbell, cause we can't do it burn notice style without Bruce Campbell