Author Topic: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind (Call America, Germany wins!) (Read 32287 times)

PX · « **Reply #90 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:24:55 AM »

Orders. Send. People. Now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schezo · « **Reply #91 on:** June 07, 2011, 03:19:54 AM »

Archer getting pissy.

Spring 1903 Movement

Austria:
A Boh Supports A Rum - Gal
A Gal - War
A Rum - Gal
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A Vie - Tyr

England:
F Eng - Iri
Struck back against Nao (1 vs. 1)
A Lvp Holds
F Nth - Hol
F Ska - Nwy
A Stp Supports F Ska - Nwy

France:
A Bre Holds
F Mao Holds
F Nao - Iri
Struck back against Eng (1 vs. 1)
A Par - Bur
A Pic - Bel

Germany:
A Den - Kie
Struck back with Ber (1 vs. 1)
F Hel - Nth
A Mun Supports A Sil - Ber
A Sil - Ber

Italy:
F Ion - Adr
A Rom Supports A Tus - Ven
A Tus - Ven
Struck back against Ven (2 vs. 2)

Russia:
A Ber - Kie
Dislodged from Sil (2 against 1)
F Swe - Nwy
Struck back against Ska (1 vs. 1)
A War Holds
Dislodged from Gal (3 vs. 1)

Turkey:
F Aef - Ion
F Bul - Con
A Con - Smy
F Gre Supports F Aef - Ion
A Mos Supports A Gal - War
F Smy - Aeg
A Ukr Supports A Gal - War

Retreats needed from
Russia:
A Ber
A War

Spring 1903 Resolutions

The deadline for Spring 1903 retreat orders is 7.6, 10:00PM/22:00 CST

PX · « **Reply #92 on:** June 07, 2011, 03:33:00 AM »

Shadoweh, all your base are belong to us.

Kasu · « **Reply #93 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:18:51 PM »

Quote from: PX on June 07, 2011, 03:33:00 AM

Shadoweh, all your base are belong to us.

Strong words from a country who may be nearing its defeat.

ActionDan · « **Reply #94 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:29:48 PM »

Leap frogs over Greece incoming! FOREVER.

PX · « **Reply #95 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Hakasu on June 07, 2011, 09:18:51 PM

Strong words from a country who may be nearing its defeat.

Ahaha, do you not realize that I'm steadily growing stronger?

Schezo · « **Reply #96 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:02:11 PM »

He did take a huge bite out of Russia.

PX · « **Reply #97 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:20:18 PM »

Can we get an update or are we still waiting on Russia?

Schezo · « **Reply #98 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:24:01 PM »

Take a Wild guess.

Kasu · « **Reply #99 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:36:13 PM »

Quote from: Schezo on June 07, 2011, 10:02:11 PM

He did take a huge bite out of Russia.

True, but his homeland is also surrounded on nearly all sides and if I've learned anything playing this game, once your homeland is taken that's more or less it.

At least I'm closer to those fish and chips now. :3

PX · « **Reply #100 on:** June 07, 2011, 11:37:21 PM »

"True, but his homeland is also surrounded on nearly all sides"

What? Are you even paying attention? You take forever to reach me due to the one close region where you can spawn a navy you're permanently blocking, and Germany is dead. :V

Not to mention my 1 army will defend the homeland. We will fight on the beaches! We will fight on the hills! We will fight on the cities! We will never surrender!

Kasu · « **Reply #101 on:** June 07, 2011, 11:55:57 PM »

Quote from: PX on June 07, 2011, 11:37:21 PM

"True, but his homeland is also surrounded on nearly all sides"

What? Are you even paying attention? You take forever to reach me due to the one close region where you can spawn a navy you're permanently blocking, and Germany is dead. :V

Not to mention my 1 army will defend the homeland. We will fight on the beaches! We will fight on the hills! We will fight on the cities! We will never surrender!

I fail to see how Germany counts as "dead" right now. :3

PX · « **Reply #102 on:** June 08, 2011, 01:47:06 AM »

The exact same way I am, except with more people surrounding.

PX · « **Reply #103 on:** June 08, 2011, 01:47:24 AM »

Also, I would send in my orders right now but I need to see what Russia does first :V

Schezo · « **Reply #104 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:51:52 AM »

>:<

Spring of 1903 Retreat phase

Austria:

England:

France:

Germany:

Italy:

Russia:
A Ber - Pru
A War - Sil

Turkey:

Fall of1903

The deadline for Fall 1903 orders is 11.6, 1:00AM/0100 CST

ActionDan · « **Reply #105 on:** June 10, 2011, 05:26:39 PM »

It's quiet... too quiet.

That's what I would be thinking if I weren't fat and secure from the spoils of war!

Also I would love some flavor, just to tickle our fancies.

Or I could try anthropomorphizing our countries in a fanfic and create a massive orgy where somebody gets royally screwed.
If it's anything like last time...

Quote from: Last time:

And lo gathered the mob 'round, smashing and pecking on
Spoiler:
PX
, whose wails for desperate mercy fell to deaf ears. The skies filled with "OH GOD NOT THE FACE" and "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER THERE (wait put your finger there)".

I can only imagine which country that will be.

Kasu · « **Reply #106 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:16:32 PM »

Quote from: ActionDan on June 10, 2011, 05:26:39 PM

Or I could try anthropomorphizing our countries in a fanfic and create a massive orgy where somebody gets royally screwed.
If it's anything like last time...

(QUOTE)

I can only imagine which country that will be.

What the hell did I just read? :]

Shadoweh · « **Reply #107 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:58:22 PM »

I CAN'T HELP MY VIOLENT HAMMERING TENDENCIES!
Seriously though Bard is a wordsmith and Avenue Q is awesome. As long as that country isn't Germany :ohdear:

ActionDan · « **Reply #108 on:** June 10, 2011, 10:06:51 PM »

Now for some self-touting:

What do Mos and Sev look like together? They are both yellow, with a black dot on Mos, and they seem to be enclosing Ukraine, which is occupied by a yellow pellet.

I'll give you guys a hint. :WAKKA:

It was preordained!

Shadoweh · « **Reply #109 on:** June 10, 2011, 10:14:38 PM »

O_O
IT DOES LOOK LIKE PAC-MAN! HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!

Kasu · « **Reply #110 on:** June 10, 2011, 10:41:52 PM »

You can't be serious. :3

ActionDan · « **Reply #111 on:** June 10, 2011, 11:07:16 PM »

Quote from: Hakasu on June 10, 2011, 10:41:52 PM

You can't be serious. :3

:V :V :V
Does that look serious to you

. HOLY HELL, I gotta run! he's here and he's after me :V :V :V ------> *me running*

ActionDan · « **Reply #112 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:43:46 PM »

Quote

The deadline for Fall 1903 orders is 11.6, 1:00AM/0100 CST

Helepolis style admonishment activate!

It's not very effective...

PX · « **Reply #113 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:50:43 PM »

Send in orders gais it only takes 3 minutes

Schezo · « **Reply #114 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:12:26 PM »

>As I finally get all the orders while I'm away from my computer with the files.

Yonowaaru · « **Reply #115 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:32:34 PM »

Aww, poor Schezzie.

PX · « **Reply #116 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:34:46 PM »

:V Send the orders to me and I can do it for ya.

Kasu · « **Reply #117 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:19:42 PM »

Quote from: PX on June 11, 2011, 06:34:46 PM

:V Send the orders to me and I can do it for ya.

[admiral_ackbar]IT'S A TRAP![/admiral_ackbar}

Schezo · « **Reply #118 on:** June 12, 2011, 01:05:24 AM »

Fall of 1903 Movement

Austria:
A Boh Holds
A Gal Supports A War
F Tri Supports A Ven
Support cut by Move from Adriatic Sea
A Tyr Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A War Holds

England:
F Eng - Bel
F Hol Supports F Eng - Bel
A Lvp Holds
F Nwy - Nth
Struck back against Nth (1 vs. 1)
A Stp - Nwy
Struck back against Swe (1 vs.1)

France:
A Bel Holds
Dislodged from Eng (2 vs. 1)
A Bre - Cly
Convoy path taken: Bre - Mao - Nao - Cly
A Bur - Par
F Mao Convoys A Bre - Cly
F Nao Convoys A Bre - Cly

Germany:
A Ber Supports A Mun
Support Cut by move from Silesia
A Den - Hol
Struck back against Hol (1 vs.1)
Convoy path taken: Den - Nth - Hol
A Mun Supports A Ber
F Nth Convoys A Den - Hol

Italy:
F Adr - Tri
Struck back against Tri (1 vs. 1)
A Rom Supports A Tus - Ven
A Tus - Ven
Stuck back against Ven. (2 vs. 2)

Russia:
A Pru Supports A Sil - Ber
A Sil - Ber
Struck back against Ber (2 vs. 2)
F Swe - Nwy
Struck back agasint Stp (1 vs. 1)

Turkey:
F Aeg - Ion
F Con - Aeg
F Gre Supports F Aeg - Ion
F Ion - Tun
A Mos - lvn
A Smy - Con
A Ukr - Mos

Retreat orders needed from:
France: A Bel

Fall of1903 Resolutions

This turn looks like it's going to make everyone on the board happy. England seems to have gained more footing on the mainland while his homeland is under assault. Austria and Turkey run around mostly unchecked. Sadly it seems Italy and Russia are screwed now but they still can be an influential part of the outcome of the game.

The deadline for retreat orders is 12.6 8:00PM/2000CST

Shadoweh · « **Reply #119 on:** June 12, 2011, 01:18:29 AM »

F Hol Supports F Eng - Bel

*cough* Schezo, I'm pretty sure my failed move against Hol would cut this support, wouldn't it?