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Mimachiro

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What would their kids be like?
« on: October 18, 2011, 11:21:29 PM »
What would happen if your favorite Touhou girl had a child?

This would be Yukari's child right here.

Making trains appear out of no where? This kid must have the power of the gap.

So what if your favorite Touhou girl had a child?
(Parent pairs if you want, but the mechanics of who both parents are and how they would conceive is irrelevant, really)

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2011, 05:28:53 AM »

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 09:50:42 PM »
uh, yeah
thanks, you remind me this:
http://i46.tinypic.com/30w9max.png
(help me to found a name for him...)
Spoiler:
(was Yukari?s fault. She discovered their affair, and then wanted give them a "surprise" playing with the boundaries of male and female in Kourin without his permission, with this result. After the birth and a pair of months, she turned him male again (for insistence of Youki))
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 09:57:24 PM by VIVItheFujoshi »

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2011, 10:32:14 AM »
Danbooru warning, but there's this.

Alternatively, look right at the pixiv tag here.

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2011, 11:29:59 AM »
Koishi's kid would have serious issues.

Serious issues. She'd be like a chipper Yuuka, only she messes with your mind instead of your body.
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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2011, 01:14:47 PM »
Flanflan's baby make Scarly Devly Home go KYUUUU!

Cirno's daughter is the self-proclaimed second strongest (Mama being #1)

Kourin's son takes over the family business, expanding it into an entire franchise that soon spreads to even the outside world.

Remilia and Sakuya's son is named Dio B. Scarlet...
Madness?

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2011, 11:42:43 AM »
I'm scared to know what would happen if Flandre had a Daughter or son...you'd have two psycho's in the basement
"Now sweety aunty Reimilia says to not go up stairs"
"But mommy Can't I just kill her?"
"NO! She brings us toys!"

O_O''

Meilings kid would sit at the gate with here and they'd both sleep! XD

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 12:55:14 PM »
Chen, Ran, Orin, Nazrin, Shou and many other kinds of beast youkai would have youkai cubs, as opposed to humanoid children. Wriggle and Yamame would even spawn hundreds of enormous larvae and spiders. They'd all eventually grow up into humanoid forms however.

I doubt the Scarlets would be able to bear children, considering they're 1) undead and 2) have permanently under-aged bodies. If they had kids however, it'd be safest for both mother and child if Flandre's offspring were to be raised by Remilia and the rest of SDM. Hopefully the result will be a refined lady, though she might take after Remi and become more brattish.

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 02:52:48 PM »
Youmu + Reisen == GUNSWORD!!

Can you imagine what Flandre + Koishi + Nue would be like?
It'll be a shape-shifting abomination that can horribly mutilate and mind rape you at the same time.
Naked expression; purple raspberry flavour

Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2011, 10:12:36 PM »
No.

Reisen + Youmu = REIMU.

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Re: What would their kids be like?
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2011, 10:45:17 PM »
Pretty much what any kid of Yukari would look like.

Chen, Ran, Orin, Nazrin, Shou and many other kinds of beast youkai would have youkai cubs, as opposed to humanoid children. Wriggle and Yamame would even spawn hundreds of enormous larvae and spiders. They'd all eventually grow up into humanoid forms however.

I doubt the Scarlets would be able to bear children, considering they're 1) undead and 2) have permanently under-aged bodies. If they had kids however, it'd be safest for both mother and child if Flandre's offspring were to be raised by Remilia and the rest of SDM. Hopefully the result will be a refined lady, though she might take after Remi and become more brattish.
I can already bet that there will be some major damage to the interior of the SDM if Flandre goes through any sort of labor pain(s). :V

No, seriously.

Also, a certain artist on Danbo, has given me the theory that if a ghost, like Yuyuko, could ever find a way to get knocked up, then the child itself would pretty much be an exact carbon copy of the mother...except younger.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2011, 10:47:18 PM by Touji Suwagata »
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