Author Topic: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest (Read 69571 times)

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #240 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:20:11 AM »

Nitori: Activate pathfinder Get game overs spam continues and try every single method to escape until SUCCESS *shot*
Yukari: Redirect meteor to hit N-Forza's house
Edit:
Alice: ALICCCEEEEEEEEE CAN YOUUUUU HEEEEEEAAAAAAR MEEEEEEEEE? PLEASE NITORI AND MARISA ARE IN TROUBLE HALP. AND BE CAREFUL REIMU CRAZEE! HAKUREI SHRINE NAO!
*ohgodimtotalygoingtogetbannedforthis*

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #241 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:23:00 AM »

>Reimu: GIRL CEASE THIS FOOLISHNESS AT ONCE!

Blitzer · « **Reply #242 on:** July 26, 2010, 04:42:13 AM »

>Nitori: Nitori Kawashiro/Assault Mode.

theshirn · « **Reply #243 on:** July 26, 2010, 04:44:18 AM »

Quote from: theshim on July 23, 2010, 03:33:59 PM

> Nitori: Eat Reimu.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #244 on:** July 27, 2010, 07:43:47 AM »

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> Alice: Danger! Reimu is coming for you!

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> Marisa: Don't take the bait, go to Alice's house NOW!

Mmm ... you aren't sure. You don't want to just abandon NITORI ...

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> Nitori: Quick, stop flying.

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> Nitori: Descend.

(Nitori can no longer accept commands.)

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The hell was that supposed to be!?

Which is to say, why do you have the feeling that Reimu's already done something like that, but apparently didn't end up with a FANTASTICALLY ADEQUATE SPLOSION?

But, uh, yeah, you guess you'd better head back to ALICE.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #245 on:** July 27, 2010, 09:31:15 AM »

>Marisa: "NITORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
>Marisa: Read Nitori's mail

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #246 on:** July 27, 2010, 09:57:06 AM »

Quote from: WBV Zengar Zombolt on July 27, 2010, 09:31:15 AM

>Marisa: "NITORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

Don't
You'll attract raymoo hackuray's attention.

>Find Mitori *shot*
>Check Ability to dodge backshots (handy when running from hackuray)
>Watch out for stray amulets or random bouncing yin yang orbs (objects that have weird paths in general)
>Beware of ~~FANTASY HEAVEN~~ Hax Sign [You Just Plain Fucking Lose]
>Get Youmu

Solais · « **Reply #247 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:43:18 PM »

>Marisa: "Nitori do you read me? Nitori! NITORIIIIIII!"

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #248 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:56:09 PM »

Marisa: Go to Alice Place NOW, and fast, we can't let Nitoris sacrifice be in vain

Everyone: Calling all people, Calling all people, Reimu's went crazy, got Nitori and Cirno, after Marisa, provide assistance now, yours truly, Mysterious Voice

Edible · « **Reply #249 on:** July 27, 2010, 03:19:03 PM »

>Alice: Call mom.

theshirn · « **Reply #250 on:** July 27, 2010, 03:19:39 PM »

> Youmu: Stop preparing food, there's shenanigans afoot.
> Youmu: Get swords, head to Forest of Magic.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #251 on:** July 28, 2010, 04:57:49 AM »

Keine: Bite Rumia

Alice: Maybe it'd be good to call Reimu and get her version of events? Or distract her, whichever works.

Alpha Werewolf · « **Reply #252 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:59:06 AM »

>Daiyousei: go fight Reimu!

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #253 on:** July 28, 2010, 08:44:54 AM »

AYA : Cut the video. Get some Commercial Breaks to increase Bunbunmaru income *shot again*
Youmu: Retrieve Swords from Yuyuko's throat *Sword'd*
Everyone else: Scream Shout run around. then check the instruction manual, Yell Dammit yukari while at it.
Tenshi: Appear and use SCARLET WEATHER RAPING OF ALL HUMANKIND
Sakuya: Get the bad feeling
Mima: Appear in th13
Alice: Retrieve Grimoire From ExAlice/Safe (Pick your joke accordingly)
*enough jokes for now*
Marisa: Check for your friendly local drunk oni.
Marisa: Get Malice Cannon Ready

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #254 on:** July 29, 2010, 06:19:49 AM »

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> Marisa: Fly into the Forest of Magic underneath tree cover.

Great idea. This might even work slightly better than it did the last time REIMU was chasing after you in INCIDENT-mode. Well, okay, she had YUKARI with her at the time, but ...

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> Marisa: That data is vital to the Rebel Alliance's efforts. Retrieve it immediately.

Whaa(FZZZZT)aat!?

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> Alice: Call mom.

(FFFFFF) Ypu commune w!th SHINKI, THE D4RK GODDESS WH0 CREATED MAKAI, T%E INFINITE WORjD OF DEMON$. Yep, you can d? that by KAWADFC.

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You quickly bring her up to speed, in the manner of Tom Swift. She tells you to turn off your mind-shield in preparation for her arrival.

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E-Nazrin · « **Reply #255 on:** July 29, 2010, 06:23:59 AM »

Alice: Was that smile on Mom's face unusual?

Marisa: Nitori has the droids you are looking for. Apprehend them.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #256 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:19:34 PM »

Shinki: It is time to hug everything. Go start with Alice. Then work your way through the dolls. Afterward, more suitable victims will appear.

Edible · « **Reply #257 on:** July 30, 2010, 11:14:13 AM »

>Shinki: Kick ass, chew bubblegum... but be all out of bubblegum

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #258 on:** July 31, 2010, 06:35:22 AM »

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> Shinki: Kick ass, chew bubblegum... but be all out of bubblegum.

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Just before the shield is fully up, you somehow get the impression that if these SPIRITS had minds, it would now be dawning on them that everything they'd just done had been a colossal waste of ti(FZZZZZT)

(Shinki can no longer accept commands.)

(Alice can no longer accept commands.)

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> Marisa: You can look at that later. Fly in a more safe manner.

Yeah, no need to crash while you're this close to home.

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> Marisa: Exclaim "Dammit, Yukari!"

You wonder why these SPIRITS think YUKARI -- oh.

Yeah, she's figured out how to make GAPS, too. Easy mistake to make.

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Well, it looks like this is it. You don't have a whole lot to say, so you'd better make the whole STRIFE MODUS: CONVERSE count. This is gonna be short, and it's gonna use the SYNTHESIS SCHEMA -- the entire conversation will be made from the commands that get sent in.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #259 on:** July 31, 2010, 06:38:49 AM »

>"So apparently these spirits are trying to manipulate people. What do we do about it, and what am I actually allowed to hear about their nature?"

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #260 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:33:49 AM »

>"Now look here, you may think it's a good thing to shield everyone from the voices of these spirits, but if we do that we may end up screwing ourselves over in the future. I mean if these spirit voice things didn't have some sort of meaning, why would they be messing with us?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #261 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:12:30 PM »

>"Although they are a little bit weird... Did you have any of them telling you to dance? I think they like dancing."

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #262 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:29:54 PM »

>Compliment makeup artist's awesome, and fitting job on Reimu's appearance *shot for continual joke*
>Wonder why reimu is still alive from ASPLOSHUN.
>Remember that in movies anything is possible *Yinyang'd*
>"So I heard these spirits told you to retrieve alms from donation boxes"
>Reimu: Forget what you were supposed to say on the script, make crappy jokes, Enjoy blooper reel,

,Profit! *Za Warudo'd, Knife'd, Brofist'd, Steamroller'd ,WRYYYYYYYYY'd*
//Joke Break// SWR_Spell_Break.WAV

>"According to my 'Research' These spirits are able to detect trouble and stuff. Incidents can be detected easily. Heck, Your/our next adventure should be called 'PHANTASMAGORIA OF SPIRIT VIEW'. Become the next awesome fortune teller, mind shield not included... hehehehe... Sorry."

>"On a serious note, what do you want from me? What is going on? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FO-"*yukarinapped*

Edit: Just dreamt this up last night :V
>Ponder on possibility that "Reimu" Is "Yukari" in disguise.
>Check For lazy attitude
>Check for another layer of clothes under reimu's.
>Ponder on possibility that Reimu Has been "Yukarinapp'd" and is with Mima at present.
>Consider lines that would pick yukari out or yukari is sensitive to.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #263 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:50:55 AM »

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> Marisa: Strive Modus: CONVERSE -Synthesis-

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As SHINKI moves to confront REIMU, you suddenly feel a sense of falling -- which is odd, since your actual flight is working perfectly. You also suddenly discover that when a title is prefaced by ~~, that means it will involve SOUND (and possibly FLASH), but you brush such concerns aside.~~

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> [S] Marisa: Close the web browser now!

FLASH

(Marisa can no longer accept commands.)

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #264 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:52:35 AM »

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(Kaguya can no longer accept commands.)

(Hatate can no longer accept commands.)

(Remilia can no longer accept commands.)

(Byakuren can no longer accept commands.)

(Star Sapphire can no longer accept commands.)

(Reisen can no longer accept commands.)

(Nazrin can no longer accept commands.)

(Mystia can no longer accept commands.)

(Rika can no longer accept commands.)

(Medicine can no longer accept commands.)

(Meiling can no longer accept commands.)

(Nitori can no longer accept commands.)

(Momiji can no longer accept commands.)

(Daiyousei can no longer accept commands.)

(Lily White can no longer accept commands.)

(Shikieiki can no longer accept commands.)

(Unzan can no longer accept commands.)

(Lyrica can no longer accept commands.)

(Sanae can no longer accept commands.)

(Rikako can no longer accept commands.)

(Kanako can no longer accept commands.)

(Rin Satsuki can no longer accept commands.)

(Yuyuko can no longer accept commands.)

(Midori can no longer accept commands.)

(Lunasa can no longer accept commands.)

(Tsumami can no longer accept commands.)

(Patchouli can no longer accept commands.)

(Rumia can no longer accept commands.)

(Utsuho can no longer accept commands.)

(Koakuma can no longer accept commands.)

(Merlin can no longer accept commands.)

(Minoriko can no longer accept commands.)

(Youmu can no longer accept commands.)

(Orange can no longer accept commands.)

(Kotohime can no longer accept commands.)

(Mika can no longer accept commands.)

(Keine can no longer accept commands.)

(Daisuke can no longer accept commands.)

(Komachi can no longer accept commands.)

(CAPTAIN MURASA can no longer accept commands.)

(Nue can no longer accept commands.)

(Letty can no longer accept commands.)

(Ichirin can no longer accept commands.)

(Aya can no longer accept commands.)

(Shou can no longer accept commands.)

(Genjii can no longer accept commands.)

(Rinnosuke can no longer accept commands.)

(Parsee can no longer accept commands.)

(Ruukoto can no longer accept commands.)

(Shizuha can no longer accept commands.)

(Tenshi can no longer accept commands.)

(Tsukiyo can no longer accept commands.)

(Maribel can no longer accept commands.)

(Tokiko can no longer accept commands.)

(Akyu can no longer accept commands.)

(Sunny Milk can no longer accept commands.)

(Suika can no longer accept commands.)

(Renko can no longer accept commands.)

(Hina can no longer accept commands.)

(Luna Child can no longer accept commands.)

(Kana can no longer accept commands.)

(Sara can no longer accept commands.)

(Suwako can no longer accept commands.)

(Sakuya can no longer accept commands.)

(Eirin can no longer accept commands.)

(Iku can no longer accept commands.)

(Elly can no longer accept commands.)

(Kurumi can no longer accept commands.)

(Wriggle can no longer accept commands.)

(Tewi can no longer accept commands.)

(Yuka can no longer accept commands.)

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(FZZZZZT)

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END OF ACT ONE!!!

Or not. This isn't really going to be divided into acts.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #265 on:** August 03, 2010, 05:09:33 AM »

>Random Faerie: Ascend

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #266 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:11:14 AM »

>Alice's spirit doll experiment: Awaken.

>Shingyoku: Retrieve gender from pants.
>Sariel: Retrieve wand from wings.
>Chiyuri: Retrieve clone from vat. Evade folding chair.
>Elis: Retrieve fangs from moe.
>Ellen: Retrieve Sokrates from litterbox.
>Sokrates: Go to litterbox. Retrieve- DAMNIT WOMAN!
>Evil Eye Sigma: Retrieve sentience from spirits.
>Five Magic Stones: Retrieve dignity from mindshields.
>Flower Tank: Retrieve Yuuka from wreckage.
>Mokou: Retrieve life from fire.
>Gengetsu: Retrieve arms from Mugetsu's skirt.
>Mugetsu: Retrieve broom from Gengetsu's face.
>Shanghai: Retrieve 'sister' from operating table.
>Hourai: Retrieve noose from neck.
>Kasen: Damnit, not again. Retrieve arm from ground.
>Kikuri: Retrieve change from merchant.
>Kisume: Retrieve legs from bucket.
>Yuugi: Retrieve Parsee from bridge. Take her somewhere nice.
>Satori: Retrieve arms from sleeves. Continue Thalidomide revenge plots.
>Kogasa: Retrieve tongue from Sanae.
>Konngara: Retrieve sword from arms.
>Luzie: Retrieve passport from wardrobe. Fail. Flip out.
>Lily Black: Not this shit again. Retrieve uniform from washing machine.
>Yuki: Retrieve Mai from cold drinks. Strife.
>Mai: Retrieve Yuki from warm bath. Strife.
>Meira: Retrieve orbs from miko.
>Nitori: Retrieve commands from double negative.
>Saigyou Ayakashi: Retrieve leaves from branches. Regret.
>Reisen: Retrieve peach from bayonet.
>Other Reisen: Retrieve shades from eyes. Just in case.
>Catfish: Retrieve whiskers from reeds.
>Toyohime: Retrieve stick from ass.
>Yorihime: Retrieve pet from yard.
>Yamame: Retrieve Wriggle from web.
>Youki: Retrieve student from afterlife.
>Yumeko: Retrieve knives from upholstery.
>YuugenMagan: Retrieve eyes from thunderstorm.
>VIVIT: Retrieve existence from popularity.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #267 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:33:19 AM »

>Save in a separate file/memory card in case of possibly fucking something up

Alpha Werewolf · « **Reply #268 on:** August 03, 2010, 12:29:55 PM »

>Spirits: Manifest

theshirn · « **Reply #269 on:** August 03, 2010, 02:17:21 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on August 03, 2010, 06:11:14 AM

>Kasen: Damnit, not again. Retrieve arm from ground.

>Lily Black: Not this shit again. Retrieve uniform from washing machine.
>Yuki: Retrieve Mai from cold drinks. Strife.
>Mai: Retrieve Yuki from warm bath. Strife.
>Meira: Retrieve orbs from miko.

>Toyohime: Retrieve stick from ass.

>Yamame: Retrieve Wriggle from web.

>VIVIT: Retrieve existence from popularity.

ahahahahaha

and it's not like you didn't expect this, Muffin