[08:28] <~Inaba_Tewi> Dormio go make a Roll to Dodge
[08:29] <Akiyama_dorMio> @dice 1d6
[08:29] <@Keine-tan> Akiyama_dorMio: 5
[08:29] <Akiyama_dorMio> oh fuck
>Equip Infinity as The Infinity Blade
Warmly waiting for the first turn's results!
...and what's the point of this game? (it's my first time playing one of these)
Is it a survival/Battle Royal? If so, you are all already dead.~
BV
> Become a Fairy.6: Become a fairy? This would imply that you weren't a fairy before. Of course, you're not content with being just a fairy. You're going to be the strongest fairy. To achieve this, you've declared war on Cirno and the two of you are currently engaged in heated(chilled?) battle! And Cirno has just launched an icicle at you!
>Open a Gay Bar, call it the Large Hardon Collider.1: You feel tears welling in your eyes as you hang up the closed sign, for the first and last time, on the doors to your gay bar: the Large Hardon Collider. You wished that things didn't have to turn out like this, but the times are cruel and unforgiving.
>Punch Dormio out and replace him.6: You plot to replace Dormio by punching him out of existance. You've waited all your life for this opportunity, and you are not going to miss it. You stalk Dormio as he prepares the update and, when he is vulnerable, you charge your fists with your fury. You keep charging, funnelling all of your rage into your fists. Once you feel that you've built up enough power, you lunge out at and punch Dormio in the face. You see the punch connect in slow motion, how your fist seems to sink into his face, how the very topic seems to be warping around where you punched hi- Oh shit.
> Lynch Shadoweh5: You use your mindhax powers to direct a lynch mob at Shadoweh. With how masterfully you control the lynch mob, you become their temporary God, giving you some extra manpower for your next action. (+1 roll)
>Lynch Shadoweh4: You help out with Pesco's attempt to lynch Shadoweh. There shouldn't be any problem.
> Lynch Shadoweh3: You help out with Pesco's attempt to lynch Shadoweh. It hurts to do this to your lover, but it must be done. You can't help but feel horrible, though. (-1 roll)
>Cockblock Shadoweh lynch :smug:6: You see Pesco, Zakeri and Bardiche trying to lynch Shadoweh and decide to cockblock them by forcing them to lynch YOU instead. Or, at least, this was your plan until JOB took the spotlight.
>learn to fly3: After falling several times and breaking a few (read: all) limbs, you have learnt how to fly! (-1 next roll)
>Become a3: A nearby rabbit offers to make a contract with you. It doesn't really look like Kyubei, in fact it looks suspiciously like Tewi, but you sign the contract anyway. You need to become a hero, after all!MegucaPuella Magi to help save lives during the Great Fairy War.
> Make a doll army in preparation for the fairy wars.6: Just in case the fairy wars get out of hand, you start creating your own doll army. Unfortunately, you build your army to the size where it is considered to be a threat, and you become your own faction in the Great Fairy Wars. And one of the lesser fairies attempts to assassinate you before you grow too powerful!
>Acquire the ability to transform into any Italian sportscar produced between 1973 and 2010.4: You've trained long and hard, and you've finally mastered the ability to transform into any italian sportscar produced between 1973 and 2010.
>Wonder what the fuck is going on.4:You successfully wonder what the fuck is going on. You're no closer to figuring it out, though.
> Build gallows to facilitate the lynching of the Shadoweh.4: You know that the lynch probably won't fail, but just in case it does, you build a set of gallows for any future attempts.
> Roll6: You put on your awesome hat as you fill yourself with a sense of pride, you have a duty to fulfil. You have to keep the children at every third party happy!Unlynchable Scum GodThird Party Jester
>Ignore Mafiers, practice sword Kata on Shadoweh.4: You attempt to use Shadoweh's body as a dummy for your sword Kata.
> Ragequit.3: You've had enough. You leave the thread. But you'll be back. You always come back.
>Seppuku4: You take a short blade and stab the left section of your stomach with it before running the blade across your stomach. Oh dear, you're dying. Is this the end?
> Renew marriage vows with Mystia.3: You find and renew your wedding vows with Mystia. Or try to, at least. Mystia appears to have no recollection of who you are. You need to remind her!
>Summon a Kitten companion.2: You call out into the wild, but manage to attact nothing.
> Wander into the forest.5: You gracefully wander into the nearby forest.
>Obtain Ostrich3: It may have taken you hours of running around in circles, but you've finally managed to catch that damn ostrich. It's really taken a toll on you, though. (-1 roll)
>Become Karkat Vantas. (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Karkat_Vantas)5: You have abandoned your orginal form and became Karkat Vantas.
> Obtain axe2: You fail to find an axe.
>Equip Infinity as The Infinity Blade5: You easily overpower Infinity and force him to submit. You now wield The Infinity Blade.
>Enjoy the shenanigans.5: You take it easy and enjoy the shenanigans.
> Get a shovel.4: You pick up a shovel. It comforts you.
>Cockblock Serela before she cockblocks Shadoweh's lynch.6: You cockblock Serela's cockblock by preventing Serela's prevention. You manage to confuse the parser, and the parser attacks you because the parser is lazy.
>Become a Kappa4: You successfully make the transition from human to kappa.
>Dayvig Shadoweh3: You hold your gun sideways and fire it at Shadoweh, just like what they do in the movies. Unfortunately, just like in the the movies, the bullet is likely to miss.
>Become the Bob.6: You are THE Bob. This means that you have removed every other Bob from existence. The former Bobs are unhappy with you for stealing their identities, and they want you gone too.
>Eviscerate Youkai Jesus for referring to me as a blade and not a Rune Word.1: You accept your fate as a sword and that Youkai Jesus is your new master.
>Become the fancy queen6: You are the fanciest queen to have ever existed. The second fanciest queen looks like a dirty peasant when compared with you. Unfortantely, this means that you've attracted the attention of many, many men. In fact, you're supposed to respond to around two hundred potential suitors in the next hour. It's hard work being this fancy.
> print money with butt5: You're literally shitting money, here. This has got to come in handy later, right? (+1 roll)
>Complicated Dice Roll that will decide my permanent attribute/style/partner GO!!2: Dormio refuses to make your decisions for you.
> Optimise build.1: You take your time to explore your surroundings. You take note of the lore of the land, and watch how the people around you are interacting with the land.
>Punch1: You lie down on the earth as you contemplate how vast the universe is and how insignificant you really are in the wider scope of things.snoutthe sky to establish superiority.
>Attempt to cut off Dormio's canon from Zakeri's canon4: You successfully remove any of Zakeri's meta from Dormio's meta. It is a new game, after all.
> Summon Shino6: Your attempt to summon Shino goes horribly, horribly right. You have not only brought Shino into this world, you have become Shino.
>Go harass Yuuka.3: You go find Yuuka, so that you can harass her of course. After searching for a few minutes, you find her amidst a field of sunflowers. You call out to her, threatening to damage the flowers here. She responds by giving you the biggest smile you've ever seen. Then pointing her umbrella at you.
> Revive> Universal revive
#Permanently change the game rules so that all players who have lost the game via death are instead transformed into PC undead monsters.
perl -e "s/has lost the game/is now an undead warrior/g;" -pi.save $(find rumias_party_games/dormio/troll_to_dodge -type f)
6: Just in case the fairy wars get out of hand, you start creating your own doll army. Unfortunately, you build your army to the size where it is considered to be a threat, and you become your own faction in the Great Fairy Wars. And one of the lesser fairies attempts to assassinate you before you grow too powerful!
Roll to dodge!
6: You simply laugh at the fairy attempting to kill you, and demonstrate the power of your doll army to it. Awed by how quickly you've managed to build your forces, the fairy and several of its friends to join your faction.
Doll.S- 6: A rip in space-time itself? No problem for your doll army. In fact, you use this to further upgrade your army with the ability to teleport short distances.
> Remind Mystia specifically of that one time when we kissed and her friends thought it was awesome.The two canons were successfully severed, so I'm pretty sure this never happened. Unless you were lying, of course.
> Revive
> Universal reviveI'll revive everyone next time.
The two canons were successfully severed, so I'm pretty sure this never happened. Unless you were lying, of course.
True love does not care about trivialities such as canon severance. True love will always persevere. (Go watch Tenchi Muyo if you don't believe me.)Which one? Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!
>There's a party? Spike the Punch!
>Protect PX from Schezo's hunger.
Who is PX? I AM NOW SHINO.>Abandon Shino with gusto.
>Pay Purvis to build the Large Hadron Collider again and take ownership of it.1: You laugh at Purvis' poverty. How pathetic.
> Find Tewi to punch her in the face4(-1): You find Tewi hanging around PaperTomoe and give her a good punch in the face. PaperTomoe asks what the hell you're doing before launching a counter attack on Tewi's behalf on you.
>Assume the path of the Hobo; Panhandle furiously!6: You drop everything and start performing, forming your own one man band. It's successful, too successful and the money pouring in causes you to lose your hobo status.
>Throw a party and everyone's invited.2(+1): You throw a fancy party, the fanciest party that the world has seen for quite some time, but some unsophisticated simpletons would rather go to a drinking party instead. You feel rather insulted. (-1 roll)
> Remind Mystia specifically of that one time when we kissed and her friends thought it was awesome.6(+1): You keep telling Mystia about the things you've done together, especially the time the two of you kissed. You see Mystia struggling as she tries to organize her thoughts until, suddenly, you hear her gasp and see her adopt a large smile. She remembers everything, and is promptly removed due having too many connections to the previous canon. Without Mystia's support you begin falling, both metaphorically and literally.
> Defeat Cirno and Become the 9!2: You get up to resume your challenge with Cirno, but trip and fall. Cirno uses this opportunity to get an easy hit off on you. (Wounded)
> QQ in the graveyard about how everyone else's rolls were so overpowered.3: You try to QQ, but you're too dead to do so. Well, it's the thought that counts.
> Revive4: You rise from your grave! Until you remember that you weren't buried, you were devoured by the void. Looks like your escape will have to happen later.
> Universal revive1: People die when they are killed. You take note of this important fact. Not that it helps much when you're dead too.
2: You do not have sufficient permissions to edit this file.Code: [Select]#Permanently change the game rules so that all players who have lost the game via death are instead transformed into PC undead monsters.
perl -e "s/has lost the game/is now an undead warrior/g;" -pi.save $(find rumias_party_games/dormio/troll_to_dodge -type f)
>Possess Conq's soul with the insistent, crazed whispering of the the almighty deity, the half eaten slice of cake, and take him as his new wielder to take vengeance upon the one known as Dormio.2: You lament your inability to do anything, seeing as you're a sword.
> Now that I established my Doll Army, let's make a Doll Navy and a Doll Air Force.5: You expand your faction, creating separate divisions for your new fleet and air force. With the full force of your army behind you, you feel as though you could take anything on. (+1 roll)
> Diagnose the effects of being so close to the anomaly4(-1): You calmly observe yourself, nothing good will happen if you panic. You feel fine too, though you think you're a bit lighter than usu- why are some parts of you slightly transparent? Portions of your body appear to be missing, though they're slowly turning back to normal. You hope that this doesn't affect your regular activities. (-1 roll)
>If The Infinity Blade is unsuccessful to do above, attempt to equip The Helepolis Train as a Mount.1: You release Helepolis into the wild.
>Lick the blood5: You lick the blood. You have no idea where the blood came from or why it happens to be there, but you lick the blood. And it tastes good. (+1 roll)
>Eat PX6: You "eat" PX, taking every part of him for yourself. You leave PX in tears once you're done. You feel dirty, as you're sure PX does as well.
>Join Trance's party and recruit panda and Keldorn Firecam2: You try to join Trance's party, only to get lost along the way. You fail to find panda or the Keldorn Firecam either.
>Use my intestines to perform a summoning ritual that will summon the great World Fish to come and eat the forum.6: You form a magic circle with your intestines and, despite the massive blood loss, you find that your mind is completely clear. You begin to chant and you see your magic circle begin to glow. You see the glorious form of the World Fish appear before your eyes, and it appears to be hungry.
>train dino army.6: You return to your secret project, your personal dinosaur army. And it looks like they've made a lot more progress than before. You may not have as many numbers as the doll or fairy factions, but your dinosaurs are a lot stronger. You take a quick joy ride on a T-Rex, simply because you can.
> Trying to Join the Game :D6: You utilize the rift that just passed through the land to casually step into the topic.
>Genocide Mind Flayers1: You begin worshipping the Mind Flayers. You can't get enough of how great the Mind Flayers are. Your goal in life is to one day become a Mind Flayer yourself.
>Otherwise, head over to Trance's party to celebrate surviving the anomaly6(-1): You dress yourself up in a fance manner and attend Trance's party with all the other fancy people. You fancily tickle your fancies with all the fancy treats that Trance has prepared. Being this fancy every once in a while feel pretty good. (+1 roll)
>Set up some sandbags and ready up a howitzer! I'm still a distance off and I know no other country in the world which involves distanced bombardment.4: You get a howitzer ready, you have no idea what you'll fire at yet though.
> Sit under a tree and summon the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi.2: You sit under a tree and meditate, drawing on the power of the earth to call forth the Kusanagi no Tsurugi. You can feel the power of nature flowing through your veins, the wind lifting your abilties to new heights. Unfortunately, all you're really doing is sitting under a tree, you hippie.
>Bend the physical concept of heat to my will and use it to hover.3(+1): After having seen the anomaly rip through space and time itself, you wonder: Why can't you do the same? You change the laws of physics in a localized area around you in order to give yourself the ability to fly.
> Revive Shadoweh and recruit her into the cult2: You visit Shadoweh's grave and pay your respects. You'd bring her back if you could, but you lack this ability.
>Turn Dormio into an airplane, complete with BOMBS! Nothing could go wrong.6: You capture Dormio and rebuild him, better than before. You've replaced Dormio's fleshy exterior with steel and have given him the ability to fly. In addition, you filled him up with bombs. This could never come back to haunt you, right?
> Resist looking at the topic again.1: You can't stop staring at the topic. Why does it appeal to you so?
>Try gathering as many oni as you can for a drinking party; include everyone else in the area too~4: You simply announce that you're throwing a party, and that there will be alcohol, and sure enough soon all the oni are gathered around you, drinking merrily.
> Develop a new candy bar called, "Gay Bar." It shall have sprinkles and pretty colors and sweetness and marshmallows.4: Whilst taking it easy to recover, you develop a new candy called the "Gay Bar". It's fantastic!
>Banish the witch (Chaore) to THE MOOOON5(-1): You kick Chaore to send him flying the moon! There is no room for witches on this planet!
> fry some bacon shirtless6: You flex and rip off your shirt, heating up your muscles by working out to the point where you can fry some bacon on your abs. You feel awesome. And you smell good.
> Join Kitten4U's cult and steal some pantsu6: You feel a chill run down your spine, it feels as though your former self is being violated somehow. Oh well, not like you care. Instead, you join Kitten4u's cult before it even exists and steal pantsu in her name.
>Construct secret underwater laboratory3: You construct a secret underwater laboratory. Nobody knows where it is, not even you! Wait a moment...
>There's a party? Spike the Punch!2: You spike the punch! Or, at least, you would have had the punch not been made out of alcohol. Maybe you should have gone to the fancy party, instead of the party for Oni.
>Come up with a ?Epiphanic Master Plan?2: You go through several packets of cigarettes as you sit down and think, but are unable to come up with any good ideas.
>TROLL PAPER_TOMOE ABOUT HOW HER CONTRACT WAS A BAD IDEA.5(+1):You troll Paper Tomoe about her contract so hard that she's unable to comprehend the fact that she was trolled.
>Learn more about Void Magic...yes...reach deep into the Endless Empty, and wrest away that power for yourself!6: You study void magic, trying to harvest the emptiness. You master the magic with ease, but find yourself wrestling with the urge to return everyone and everything to void. Will you be able to retain your sanity?
>Follow rabbit into the forest3(+1): With the rabbit still in your arms, you travel into the forest. Other than someone sitting underneath one of the trees, the forest appears to be empty.
>Abandon Shino with gusto.4: You get away from
> Go to the party and become the best of Trance's suitors.1: You reject the invitations to both parties. As if you would go to anything hosted by Trance, anyway.
>Use the curse of Bob and force all participants to narrate their actions in third-person, or suffer the fate of excessive hair growth.2: You try to force all the other participants to narrate in the third person, only to find that they refuse to listen to you.
> Create Touhou 14 featuring Loli Macuilxochitl as Stage 6 boss.5: You create Touhou 14, with a loli Macuilxochitl starring as the Stage 6 Boss. It's a huge success, and your new-found fame gives you a big boost in confidence. (+1 roll)
Hey you missed my input :|Oops, my bad. This thing is hard! >_<
Those rolls are not a good sign for what's to come -_-
But as they say, don't look a gift horse in the mouth....or something like that >_>
> Take over the world with my newly created Doll Army, Navy and Air force! Ohohohohohohoho!~ (cough)
6(+1): You keep telling Mystia about the things you've done together, especially the time the two of you kissed. You see Mystia struggling as she tries to organize her thoughts until, suddenly, you hear her gasp and see her adopt a large smile. She remembers everything, and is promptly removed due having too many connections to the previous canon. Without Mystia's support you begin falling, both metaphorically and literally.
Roll to dodge!
6: You can't let something like this stop you, if she's gone, you simply need to take her back. Through sheer resolve, you take no damage when you land on the ground and you rebel against the world that so cruelly took away your Mystia. You spot a crack in the earth and get the feeling that Mystia has been taken through there.
Momijibot has lost the game!
DAMNIT FELLAS
>Revive everyone (except Shadoweh), healing myself in the process.4(Wounded): You fail to revive anyone, though you do patch yourself up.
>Revive and Re-Wield The Infinity Blade.4(Wounded): It may not be the original, but you find a replica of the Infinity Blade to wield.
> Submit to Cirno. Praise the 9!1: You prepare to battle with Cirno once more, you won't be interrupted this time.
> Reroll character. Use the loaded dice this time.2: You reroll your character, using loaded dice to max out all your stats from the get go! Pity you rolled for the wrong game...
>Cover wound in1(Wounded): You rub ab grease all over yourself. Unfortunately, this has the opposite effect of covering your wounds with bacon, which would have healed you instantly. The ab grease soaks into your skin, replacing all muscle with fat. Unable to live without your sexy abs, you take your own life. DrRawr has lost the game!baconab grease and recover lost health.
> Take over the world with my newly created Doll Army, Navy and Air force! Ohohohohohohoho!~ (cough)4: The time has come. The fairies mean nothing to you. Your goals are set much higher than that, you're going after the whole world. Only ActionDan and his dinosuars stand in your way. You stare at ActionDan's army, and he stares at yours.
>Drop the fucking sun. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8444.msg559810.html#msg559810)5(+1): You've had enough. You channel the energies of the earth far better than Kasu, and you use your connection to the energies of life to call down the sun. STAND BACK! YOU'RE DROPPING THE SUN, HERE! SCREW BENDING THE CONCEPT OF HEAT, YOU'LL JUST OVERLOAD IT!
>Stack 6 Battlefury to prepare for everything and to stack more Battefury6(+1): You farm one battlefury. Then you use that battlefury to farm five more battlefuries. You fuse the six battlefuries together into SAVE THE WORLD. To farm more battlefuries, of course.
>After hearing about Trance's party, be a little evil; bring back Trance as a Jiang Shi to protect me.4: You could use a
>Flay K4u's brain. With swords.4(Wounded): You attempt to mimic the mind flayers. With swords. You pick the closest person as your victim, which just so happens to be Kitten4u.
>Now that my pet has feasted, fly away off into the universe in a quest for better food and adventure.2: You try to take your pet on a fantastic trip through the universe, but find that your fish is far too depressed after having been bullied to go on an adventure.
> Ask Yoshika how to heal up using divine spirits in order to heal self.4(Wounded): You ask Yoshika about how she uses divine spirits to heal herself. She replies that she eats them. You try doing the same. It feels all kinds of wrong to be eating divine spirits, but it does seem to be good at healing.
>Learn how to battle giant catfish from the local expert (read: Hong Meiling), just in case round 2 happens3: You visit Meiling and ask her about how one would go about fighting a giant catfish and Meiling happily obliges. She demonstrates several of her techniques. On you. It hurts but no pain, no gain, right? (-1 roll)
>Contact Meiling and ask for her PLA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Liberation_Army) for my disposal. (If I get revived)5: You badger Meiling, but she ignores you. Instead, she teaches Smashy some kung-fu. Why doesn't she pay any attention to you? It can't have anything to do you being dead, right?
>Reassure the fish that Karkat is just a big jerk, level up social link.1: You join Karkat in laughing at the fish. You feel your social link being reversed as you do so.
>Explore that crack in the Earth to find Mystia!4: You travel into the crack, you're going to find Mystia! You head into the crack, only to be stopped by... yourself? The previous Kilgamayan tells you to turn back, that there's nothing for you here.
> Oh well. Recruit Schezo instead1(-1): You shun Schezo, you're not ever getting close to that guy ever again.
>counter Doll army with Dino army and watch the war unfold with everyone else caught in the middle!4(Wounded): You stand there, staring at DollS. Your battle will be epic. The heat rises to match the tension of your battle. It's getting a bit too hot, though...
> Sigh, and resume activity on the thread.3(+1): Why are you here? Why can't you get away? You sigh as you continue to follow the topic.
> Edit the patch files to buff Infinity6(-1): You hack into Dormio's system and edit in all sorts of buffs to Infinity. Pity he's already dead. While you're at it, you rig your own dice because why the hell not? (+1 roll)
>Escape from the Different Dimension and come back as an immortal deity. :V1: You resign yourself to your fate.
> Throw a Gay Bar at the nearest person while I perform a miraculous recovery.5(Wounded): You throw a Gay Bar at the next person to post so that they might feel your pain! Meanwhile, you just take it easy and let your throat recover.
> Learn to fly as fast as Aya5: Feeling revitalized after having eaten a Gay Bar, you take notes from ActionDan and learn to fly. Of course, you're not content with simply flying. No, you take it one step further and learn how to fly as fast as a tengu. (+1 roll)
>Attempt to revive as a ghost5: You manage to come back as a generic ghost! And then you're shot down by Reimu. Such is the life(?) of a generic ghost.
>Become Dorian Faust by study Philosophy, Law, Medicine and sadly even Theology oh also some Magic arts while I'm at it2: You attempt to study philosophy, law, medicine, and magic. All at the same time. Unfortunatly, you can't handle the workload and drop out of every class.
>Drive through the gates of Hell back to the world of the living with Shinki at the wheel.3: It's rather hot in hell. Your engines overheat and you're unable to go anywhere.
>Drag Yuuka to the drunk Oni party4: You convince Yuuka to go to the oni party with you. Beer is always good, right?
In proper hobo fashion, spend newfound wealth on a variety of booze, prurient pleasures, helping Kilga in his quest for twue wuv, and assisting those who successfully curry my favor.5(+1): You splurge, spending your newfound riches on anything that catches your attention, as well as helping out those in love and those that suck up to you. (Kilgamayan +1 roll)
>Raid Dormio's house with my gold-plated Single Action Armies to obtain the necessary permissions.3: You launch an assault on Dormio's house, sending wave after wave of your gold-plated single action minions in order to try to gain the necessary permissions to edit the game files. After expending your entire single action army, you notice a piece of paper sitting on top of Dormio's trash. You take a look at it, and see a list of passwords on it. You lament the loss of your army. (-1 roll)
>Automatically activate as one of the cloned doubles kept in stasis in our secret lab for just such an eventuality.4: You facepalm as you remember the fact that you forgot to activate the automatic activation feature on your cloned doubles. At least, you would have facepalmed if you weren't already dead.
> Revive in Draco's secret lab.2: You channel your spirit through the earth. The very lifeforce of the earth itself flows through your body, turning you even stronger than before. Unfortunately, you spawn inside the fish and are promptly digested again.
> Bribe Dormio with shiny beads into making me a self-reviver.1: What's that? Dormio couldn't hear you over the sound of him playing with the beads he stole from you earlier.
>Faithfully defend fairies of the forest from DollsxDino action.3: You exert all of your energies to defend the fairies from the dolls and dinosaurs. At least, you would have if they were doing anything. They just seem to stare at each other. It would seem as though you wasted your energy for nothing. (-1 roll)
>Bargain with Tewi for some loaded dice.1: You can't let yourself give into the temptations of the dark side. You stay on the true and noble path.
>Retain an existence within the empty void; I will not be sundered by what I have mastered!6: You? Destroyed by the void? You laugh at this ridiculous concept. What fool would allow their own powers to destroy themselves? Amraphenson has reentered the game!
>TRANSPORT EVERYONE TO IJIYATSU.2:You try to take everyone to Ijiyatsu, but they don't listen to you for some reason. A few cite "trolling".
> Refuse to stay down.1: You rest in peace.
>VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE.1: You've had a good run. You thank Dormio for running this game and for giving you the opportunity to play.
>Revive everyone (including myself but not Shadoweh).No repeating actions, bro.
No repeating actions, bro.:wat:
>If ghost: Attempt to avoid detection by Reimu
>If dead: Attempt to revive self by any means necessary
> Search the system for the True Infinity Blade and force the game to spawn it in my inventory.
>Revive myself as a Necromancer and take control of every dead person.
I only wanted to join the game and died by a giant fish :-(
>Grow a beard that would make Bob envious.
>Grow a beard that would make Bob envious.2: You'd grow a beard, but the fact that your body no longer works prohibits this.
>ATTEMPT REVIVAL. CONQ REQUIRES MY GUIDANCE.5: You pester Conqueror from beyond the grave, but your words fail to reach him. Perhaps you should do something about that whole 'death' status you're under first.
>Re-emerge from the ashes ala Mokou-tan5: You rebuild yourself from the ashes. Unfortunately, you're still made out of ashes and the wind blows you away.
>Equip The Tamashii_Kanjou Armor!2(+1): You equip the Tamashii_Kanjou Armor! Unfortunately, you're the wrong class for it and receive negative effects from the armor. (-1 roll)
> Do a Konbini run with Hatate, then /camwhore afterwards.1: You adopt the lifestyle of a hikkikomori, refusing to leave the comfort and safety of your own room. This particular user called "Teruyo" that goes to the same site as you gets on your nerves, though.
> Once again, Defeat Cirno in 2 out of 3 battle!.1: You ask Cirno why the two of you are fighting, when you could be loving instead. Cirno seems confused about what you're implying.
> Regroup with what's left of my Doll Army, Navy and Air Force and rebuild all of the dolls I lost and continue taking over the world. Neither the sun or dinos are going to stop my goal for world conquest.3(-1): You gather the remnants of your doll army, navy, and air force. Unfortunately, you don't have enough of a force to think about taking over the world, yet.
>Master the art of the flaming uppercut. On Zengar.6(-1): You apply Meiling's lessons, channeling your chi to set your fists on fire. You dive and leap from the ground to uppercut Zengar. Oh my god you look badass. (+1 roll)
>Harvest Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer's soul and use it to revive my Kitten4U minion.1: Like you would ever want anything to do with Kitten4u again, ever since she rejected you.
>Lets see if I can recall enough from my failed medicine study to treat my wounds4(Wounded): You wrap yourself in damp bandages and lie down, keeping your arms and slightly elevated. You simply wait until you feel well enough to start moving again.
>Now that I am dead, I am clearly a ghost. Possess Kilga's doppelganger, it's time to have some fun.6: You buy your way out of the underworld and into the body of the alternate Kilgamayan. Having money is great. Purvis has reentered the game!
>Go Reimu & Marisa hunting. Everyone knows they are the number one cause of fairy deaths.6: You are going to get revenge for all those fairies that Reimu and Marisa have killed. You find Marisa first, and declare your intents to make her feel the pain of the fairies. Marisa responds by firing a Master Spark in your direction.
>Gattai with the closest person.5: You shout out GuardianTempest's name! He may be dead, but it matters not. You get a fancy lightshow going as you twist GuardianTempests body in strange ways and turn him into a part of yourself.
>Use power of Kung Fu Magic to re-manifest as an awesome, Infantry-spamming-themed Warlord.2: You try to mimic Meiling's techniques to resurrect yourself as an infantry spamming warlord. Unfortunately, you know no kung fu at all, you should have paid attention when Smashy was getting pointers. And somebody is messing with your corpse.
>Revive myself as a Necromancer and take control of every dead person.4: Your mastery of necromancy is nowhere near high enough to control your own corpse.
>Depart from the World Fish. It needs a break after all that forum eating. However, assure it that we shall meet again~2: You try to leave the World Fish, telling it that you'll see it again. The fish doesn't want to see you go and clings to you, refusing to leave your side.
>Use the power of Heatmancytm to slap Karkat4: Your fists burn with the desire to slap Karkat in the face. Quite literally, with your powers.
>Everything smells like burnt Aki sister. Convince Yuuka that's a good thing.4(-1): You manage to get Yuuka to stop beating you by telling her that burnt Aki sisters is a good thing, and that the smell is one that she should enjoy. "I suppose you do have a point there." Yuuka stops beating you. Of course, this does mean that you were beaten just then. (-1 roll)
>Summon Youmu. And tell her to bring more sake.5: You call for Youmu, who promptly brings you more sake. Life is good as you continue to take it easy. (+1 roll)
>Postpone my possible resurrection or any way of abusing my corpse, such as necromancy, to happen on Saturday instead. I am a busy man.1: You have all the time in the world. In fact, you're rather bored. You reenter the topic to let Dormio abuse you, just because you can. Tapsa has reentered the game!
>regroup dino army to counter doll army once again and fight them! and hope I don't hurt myself again, although I don't think I have any more bones to break.1(Wounded): You see DollS' doll army regrouping and decide you should do the same. You call for all your dinosaurs, and they all rush towards you. Unfortunately, you're still on the floor after having tripped and one of your dinosaurs step on you. Something breaks, and it's not a bone as you've already gone through all of them. ActionDan has lost the game!
> Point out to the other me that if there are two of us , then there must be two Mystias aa well, and if both of us remember our loving relationship with Mystia, both Mystia's must also remember, and therefore there's no need for any sort of conflict and that we can each be happy with our respective Mystias, so the other me shouldn't trty to impede my efforts to get my Mystia back.4(+1): You fight with your other self. Not with fists, but with words. You argue that both of you can each have your own Mystias, and that there is no need to fight over her. It looks like the other you is about to shout something at you when, suddenly, you see an outline vaguely resembling Purvis jump into the other you, causing the other you to collapse. Well, that was lucky, you guess. (+1 roll)
> Embrace my fate to be stuck with the Void. Embrace the Void, BECOME the Void.5: You come to the conclusion that there is nothing to do but to accept your new form. You become the void! Unfortunately, you're still nothing.
>RECRUIT BEST FRIEND GAMZEE MAKARA (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Gamzee_Makara).1(-1):You work alone.
>revive as "never ending bacon only dormio is allowed to eat because im that gay - man"6: You offer Dormio an endless supply of bacon in exchange for bringing you back in the game. Dormio readily agrees to this arrangement. DrRawr has reentered the game!
> Take a nap6: Not even death will get in the way of your daily napping schedule. You have multiple lives, anyway. Kitten4u has reentered the game!
>Travel to the underground.5: Feeling confident in your abilities, you travel through the crack in the earth and past Kilgamayan. You feel your powers reacting favorably to the darkness that is the underground. (+1 roll)
> Search the system for the True Infinity Blade and force the game to spawn it in my inventory.2(Wounded): You dive deeper into Dormio's system. Soon, you find where all the spawn triggers are located, as well as the list of all items in the game. You spawn the Infinity Blade within your inventory. Unfortunately, before you can stop yourself, you realize that you don't have an inventory. The Infinity Blade spawns inside you and rips you to shreds. Pesco has lost the game!
>Sell all the shares from Gay Bar TM on the stock exchange and buy a museum of antique gallows, with a wing dedicated to garrotes.4: You collect all the money you've made from your Gay Bars and invest in a museum of gallows and the various implements associated with hanging.
> Enlist one of the janitors in order to clean up the thread of all of the ashes and damaged data fragments: shit's getting weird in here.4: You ask rdj to help you in cleaning up the topic, it's not like he's got anything better to do now anyway.
>Entering Dormio's room, give a long-winded and moving speech about taking on too many commitments at once, before ending Dormio's misery via a shot in the back of the head. Permanently.6: You shoot Dormio in the head after giving a long speech about how he shouldn't commit himself to too many things. Unfortunately, Dormio still has a couple of bombs left inside him after Chaore was messing with him. And you just set one off.
> Attempt to use the natural power of the earth to revive myself.5: You tap into the deep spiritual reserves of the land and feel your spirit surging with power. Of course, this brings you no closer to solving that problem of being dead, but at least it feels good.
> Bugger. Cast Level Multiple of 4 Arise.5: You cast level 4 Arise, hoping to bring back your previous self. Unfortunately, you were only level 3 when you died. Maybe you should have spent more time grinding instead of reading up on the backstory.
>If dead: Attempt to revive self by any means necessary3: You'd do anything, ANYTHING, to revive yourself. Nobody pays attention to you or your pleas though, who wants the help of a generic NPC?
>Use newfound vampire powers to free myself from Job's control.6: Wait? How can you be dead? You're a vampire. You facepalm, wondering how you could have forgotten this important fact. Sourfang has reentered the game!
>Wait patiently (being dead helps with this!) for some hapless explorer to wander by and accidentally press the button triggering backup clone deployment.2: You wait. And wait. And wait... Goddamnit why did you have to make your secret laboratory so secret?
> lets reincarnate as a flower.6: You enter the cycle of rebirth, this time coming back as a flower. Dorakyura has reentered the game!
> Become a god1: You worship your deity, praising its sanctity. No other god could exist but your own.
> REFUSE TO GET ANOTHER ONE. AND THEN REVIVE.1: Dormio laughs at you.
textYOU MADE THAT ROLL EARLY.
[07:03:14] <Dormizou_Futatsuiwa> You killed Dormio hijacking Dormio's accountBastard modding.
[07:03:26] <Dormizou_Futatsuiwa> The real Dormio is lurking elsewhere
I alone must keep the title of attacking everyone at once.
>Hurl a flame lance at squawkers.
>reforge infinity into the mightiest butter knife the world has every seen
Hah, who here has the knowledge of stopping a terrorizing pickle-saurus? MH-style?
The ensuing shenanigans will be hilarious.
>Stomp on German Flower Youkai, reviving myself beforehand.
don't be so mean to flowers :-(, or Yuuka will come and stomp on you:dealwithit:
> Use my powers of the Void to rip the space-time fabric and prevent my earlier death so I can cause a paradox. :VNot another paradox :ohdear:
I can't compete for Yuuka with a dieing flower (sun fell, you can't photosynthesize)
>Fly to the moon
> Please let me squeeze your boobs! And by yours, I mean everybody's.I don't have boobs, but you can squeeze my mammies instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--G9SMhTOfo). [NSFW]
I don't have boobs, but you can squeeze my mammies instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--G9SMhTOfo). [NSFW]I GUESS IT'S WORTH NOTING THAT THE PUELLA MAGI WIKI HAS AN ENTIRE PAGE ON MAMI'S MAMMIES (http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Mami's_mammies).
Tsk, Tsk. Another late update.It's not late, it was early last time. 8 wasn't it?
It's not late, it was early last time. 8 wasn't it?The time before that.
Tsk, Tsk. Another late update.It took me an hour to roll and write an entire update. Give him a break
> Exact revenge on Dormio. In real life.2: Dormio laughs at you. In real life.
> Create a Fairy Empire.3: You try your hand at organizing an empire of fairies. You do manage to gather up several fairies, but organizing them is another story altogether. (-1 roll)
> Pfff, screw the surface. Head underground and visit Chireiden.5: You decide that you've had enough of this place. You, like the two others before you, start heading underground. However, you travel further than the other two, and find yourself outside of the palace of earth spirits. Something about the place seems comforting. (+1 roll)
> Now that the old me is now possessed, find Mystia somewhere in this crack.5(+1): You leave the other you behind and travel further into the crack. You come across nothing of note until you reach a fork in the path. A mystia is waiting for you at the end of both paths, and both call out to you at the same time.
> Evolve to an AWESOME flower which is SO awesome that I become Yuuka's precious thing.6: You may have reentered the world as a regular flower, but that isn't enough to satisfy you. No, you need to be so much more AWESOME. You alter your own DNA to increase your AWESOMEness tenfold. Yuuka, after having gotten bored of beating up Sanrisa Laser, comes across you and stops to marvel at how AWESOME you are. She takes you home.
>Go far away and possess a Terror Jho (http://www.mhf3.com/page/Deviljho) and unleash a maniacal beserker rage and curb-stomp everyone alive...including Dormio. (Yeah you also have to roll for yourself!)[/b]6: You travel far and wide to find a Jho to transfer your consciousness into. You manage to wrestle one down to possess and, once you're inside it, you activate its rage and attempt to kill everyone with it. GuardianTempest has reentered the game!
>Using the passwords we found earlier, hijack Dormio's account and have him send himself a PM that, when opened, will3(+1): You log onto Dormio's account and send a PM to him using his own account. You make sure to fill the PM with as much crap as you can, so that when he opens it, he's forced to reformat his computer. Later that day, you receive a rage-filled message from Dormio about how he had to reinstall everything and rewrite the entire RtD update.cause a FATAL ERRORwipe his hard drive, including of course his newest RtD update.
>Absorb Shadoweh's life forces (or unlife forces) and resurrect by messing around with all that is right and all that is wrong with the universe.4: You absorb all of Shadoweh's forces of unlife and use them to alter the very laws of the universe, allowing you to come back into existence! ... Until Dormio's harddrive got wiped and RtD is restored to an earlier state. You are dead again.
> Get Yukari to gap several PC-98s with copies of all 5 PC-98 Touhou games into the playfield.2: You fail to even find Yukari, let alone ask her for favors.
>Use Moe to escape genericness and revive3: You use the power of moe in an attempt to remove the generic status from yourself! Unfortunately, in today's industry, moe itself is rather generic.
> Our enemy has struck at our Kitten! We must rise! RISE AND KILL SCHEZO. Or just become a zombie and feast on his brains. Whatever works. BRAINS.1: You're about to rise from your grave to exact vengeance on anyone that would dare to attack Kitten. Then Dormio steps on you and your grave, forcing you back into the ground, whilst still playing with your beads.
>Hurl a flame lance at squawkers.3: You throw a flame lance at Squawkers. Unfortunately, you still haven't learnt from when you threw the sun, and burn your hands in the process. (-1 roll)
>Self-Evolve, gaining the powers of The Prototype, Alex Mercer. Biomass GO!5(-1): After having observed German Flower Youkai evolve, you try applying the same to yourself and manage to turn yourself into a prototype.
>reforge infinity into the mightiest butter knife the world has every seen6: You take Infinity's dead body and melt him down before reforging him into the greatest butter knife that the world. There is no butter that your knife cannot cut.
>Haven't you heard the news? True teams require 5 persons, at least. Combine with the 3 closest people!1: You disentangle yourself from GuardianTempest, apologizing to his body for desecrating it.
>Become an expert troutologist. Turn all abuse Dormio is going to give and cause to me into a big, tasty trout fillet with blue cheese and mashed potatoes, and consume it.5: You master the art of troutology within the span of a few hours. Your teachers call you a natural. You take all the abuse Dormio planned for you in this update into what is quite possibly the most delicious trout in the world. Then you eat it. And it tastes great. (+1 roll)
>Revive as a dino warlord general and then go on a rampage to destroy every living thing.4: You try to possess the strongest dinosaur that you've raised, but find that its mind is too small to accomodate you.
> Since we don't have enough of the dolls left, recruit the fairies and dinos to my cause for WORLD DOMINATION!5: You may have lost a large portion of your doll army, but that is of no matter to you. With ActionDan out of the picture, you simply assimilate his dinosaurs into your army and utilize the fairies that joined you earlier. You think your forces may be even stronger than before. (+1 roll)
>Now that we have Youmu, it's time to stop taking it easy. Create an incident!6(+1): You've waited long enough. It's time to have some fun. You tell Youmu to recreate the spring incident. No sooner than when Youmu leaves, Reimu marches up to you with an angry look on her face. "What are you doing?" Reimu starts throwing needles in your direction.
>Give up on life.5: You're just dying to experience something new. Quite literally. You leap off a cliff and brace for impact. When you wake, you find yourself on the bank of a large river, and a boat seems to be approaching you. You rather like this new area. (+1 roll)
>Abuse Admin powers from doppelKilga's shell: Change J.O.B's name to Gob Bluth.4: You've managed to retain some of your admin powers through a proxy, so why not have fun with them. You change JOB's name to Gob Bluth.
> Use my powers of the Void to rip the space-time fabric and prevent my earlier death so I can cause a paradox. :V5: You are the void, and simultaneously, you are not the void. You're too busy trying to deal with your own contradictions to cause any more.
>Cockblock Purvis/doppelKilga from changing my name.1: You give Purvis your full blessings in changing your name to Gob Bluth.
>Roll a 3 or less for this action.3: You feel like you've wasted an opportunity here. (-1 roll)
> Press Escape to respawn and recover my corpse.6: You press the 'escape' key and respawn at your nearest town. You tag along with some random adventurer whilst he travels until you find your body again and are able to reclaim all of your loot. Pesco has reentered the game!
> "The Blackest Night falls from the skies,1: You reject Bob's call to the darkness. Even if you were to rise once more, you don't think that you could handle being a vessel of Bob's darkness.
the darkness grows as all light dies,
we crave your hearts and your demise,
by Bob's Black Hand,
the dead shall rise!"
> Poke Shadoweh's body with a stick.3: You rise early from your nap just to poke Shadoweh's body with a stick. You think Shadoweh starts moving when Dormio steps on her. She goes still again. You woke up from your nap for this? (-1 roll)
>If no hapless tourists are going to stumble onto the lab, instead wait for some falling debris from the lab's eventual decay to hit the big red clone activation button1: Your lab would never decay, it is the greatest lab in existence. Your chest fills with pride as you think about how wonderful your lab is... Until you realize that this brings you no closer to finding a way to activate your cloned doubles.
>Find that catfish from earlier and give it some2(+1): You decide that it's time to apply the training that you received from Meiling. You search for the giant catfish and punch it with your burning fists of justice. The fish, rather agitated by its masters attempts to leave it, attacks you in return with much more force.FALCON PUNCHBURNING FISTS OF JUSTICE
>Meditate over coffee and cigarettes to achieve existentialist enlightenment6: After having dropped out of every subject you picked up and having your near death experience, you decide to partake in the simple pleasure of coffee as you meditate. You think about what you're doing, what you want to achieve in life. And then you realize that it doesn't really matter. You don't need to live up to anyone's expectations but your own. If you believe there to be meaning in your actions, then there is meaning in your actions. It's rather simple, once you think about it.
> Use a max revive on myself.2: Of course! You just need to use that max revive you kept for situations like this. You reach into your pocket, only to find that you have no hand to reach with.
>Fly to the moon1(-1): The last thing you want to do is to leave the dirt that Yuuka has taught you to worship. You hug the earth.
>Show that bitch who's boss by killing that witch. Collect Grief Seed afterward.2(+1): You launch your counterattack and feel all of your hits connect cleanly. There's no way that a normal human should be able survive your barrage, and sure enough Marisa begins to fall to the ground. As she falls, she looks up at you and points her Hakkero in your direction with the last of her energy. "Final... SPARK!" (-1 roll)
>FIND RABBIT THAT MADE CONTRACT WITH PAPER_TOMOE.4(-1): It takes far too much effort, but you manage to find the rabbit that made a contract with Paper Tomoe wandering around in the forest. (-1 roll)
>Perform a drive-by bite/wedding combination on Reisen.3: You drive by Reisen and perform your own conversion/wedding combination ceremony. You're fast enough that Reisen has no idea what just happened. Unfortunately, you can't stop as fast and crash into a nearby wall. (-1 roll)
> Please let me squeeze your boobs! And by yours, I mean everybody's.2: You're surrounded by breasts to squeeze, and you have the speed to get everything done relatively quickly. The problem is you have no idea where to start and, in your confusion, you reach for your own breasts. Pity you don't have any. You feel rather depressed.
>Begin an underground village.1(+1): You try as hard as you can to create a village underground, but anything you create with your void powers disappears almost instantly. Perhaps you should stop trying to create something from nothing.
> Build a Gay Bar that hosts text adventures/dating sims, for science.5: You decide that having just a museum is not enough, and dip into your funds to build a gay bar that hosts various text adventures and dating sims. It's hugely successful. (+1 roll)
>Put on black gloves, Fightest demands it.3: You have to listen to Fightest, you need to get those gloves on. You force commands into your body, you put on black gloves. Not even death itself can stop you. Unless it manages to stop you, which it just did.
Purvis: (Wounded)My curse has struck again >:D (seriously, once my sister hit me then her lightbulb blew out).
>Remind Gob Bluth that his magic is useless and crummy, then go burn down a major housing development.You don't need to remind yourself about that now do you?
> Use Phoenix Down on Youkai Jesus
>Ask Orin to gather up the corpses of all the people who just died, so that we can throw a party with their evil spirits. >:D
> This does sound like a Zombie army is coming soon :V With my awesome sense of awesomeness I gather more flowers and plants around me to fight all zombies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ) and other things that may approach aswell
....I seriously don't know what to roll now.. >:>Gundamjack. Garrod style!
> Pilot a Gundam
>Add my roll to Infinity's. :trollface:C'mon you guys, support me.
Can't support you just yet, J.O.B or Infinity. I got a Himiko to marry after I rez.
>Attempt to summon Hurricane before self, gain Wind-related shenanigans.
> This does sound like a Zombie army is coming soon :V With my awesome sense of awesomeness I gather more flowers and plants around me to fight all zombies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ) and other things that may approach aswellWhat noooo... y'see you're making the faulty assumption that I can think more than a half step ahead, which I generally don't. (Not accounting for any completely off the wall rolls here.)
Can't support you just yet, J.O.B or Infinity. I got a Himiko to marry after I rez.You support me now. Then next turn I will revive basically everyone and protect them. That turn you can marry Himiko.
What noooo... y'see you're making the faulty assumption that I can think more than a half step ahead, which I generally don't. (Not accounting for any completely off the wall rolls here.)
Good effort at the soothsaying though. :3
You support me now. Then next turn I will revive basically everyone and protect them. That turn you can marry Himiko.
....I seriously don't know what to roll now.. >:
> Pilot a Gundam
What noooo... y'see you're making the faulty assumption that I can think more than a half step ahead, which I generally don't. (Not accounting for any completely off the wall rolls here.)
Good effort at the soothsaying though. :3
Elder Dragons vs Wind Monsters vs German Plants and Yuuka vs Orin and Zombies.
Great battle lies ahead.
"Bwaha, I have, the power of storms, great mountains, the dragon of the geysers, Godzilla, a (goddamn) unicorn, Cthulhu's head, SCIENCE(Rukodiora), the OP(Fatalis), Elemental Hax, Fire, Wind...EEEEYYYAAAAAARRRGGHH!!! Hey look pretty flower!
Don't worry about it. School and your mood are way more important than a bunch of people on the internet being silly and doing dumb things.What he said. Totally hyped about the next update.
2: Dormio laughs at you. In real life.
2: Dormio laughs
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Sorry guys I don't think I'll get an update today or tomorrow.Spending 9 hours at UNSW. Wow.
Mood has been completely shot.
And tomorrow I have classes from 9-6. Sorry.
> Add roll to President J.O.BEvery roll counts :D
> Pilot the TTGL
Oh bby. Someone should get Evangelion 01.
Gundam vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Elder Dragons vs Zombies and Orin vs Wind Monstars vs German Plants and Yuuka.
Gundam vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Elder Dragons vs Zombies and Orin vs Wind Monstars vs German Plants and Yuuka vs World Fish.
>Critically overload my troutologist skills to tear the next madman's attack into thousands upon thousands of trouts on every, even the tiniest, piece of material torn. This way the world's famine issue will be solved, and the upcoming manslaughter will be compensated for.
Oh dear lord what are you people doing.
We're going to break the universe at this rate.
I dunno, but people keep referring to this J.O.B. guy who doesn't exist.You're just jealous :P
Doesn't matter, my league of Elder Dragons will make this area a safe haven for monsters (and female hunters with 'appealing' armor).
What. 'Appealing' armor? ._. Weeeell then. We'll see what happens to this beastality.
armor class (http://www.google.de/search?q=armor+class&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=de&tab=wi&biw=1108&bih=599)
:derp:
I know what it is! I was just considering how the DragonxFemales would be like. Durr.Yamatsukami
Edit: Either that or I was imagining how my char over here would look like with dat appealing armur.
Yamatsukami
That's all I can say, unless of course it 'catches' something.
[19:29] <Dormizou_Futatsuiwa> @dice 1d6
[19:29] <+Keine-tan> Dormizou_Futatsuiwa
[19:29] <Dormizou_Futatsuiwa> oh, I broke keine
[19:30] <Dormizou_Futatsuiwa> @dice 1d6
[19:30] <+Keine-tan> Dormizou_Futatsuiwa: 7
[19:31] <Dormizou_Futatsuiwa> @dice 1d6
[19:31] <+Keine-tan> Dormizou_Futatsuiwa: 0
[23:46] <Dormika_Miyako> @8ball Keine, what has science done?
[23:46] <+Keine-tan> Dormika_Miyako: Something fantastic?
Oh dear god, and now we broke the GM from the sheer amount of power. I'll just have my Rukodiora re-magnetize the thread instead.
Kyaa~
"Quick, run for shelter!"
:dealwithit:
>Take a rest temporarily from reviving, seeing as my form was reforged into a mighty butter knife by DrRawr. Maybe one day I'll revive, but that day will be another day. I'm also content that Pesco was revived, but saddened that he died again as well.2: You fail to rest in peace as DrRawr continues to use you.
>Make Purvis suffer the full consequences of my curse ending in him and I, changing places (I gain control of doppelKilga and Purvis becomes a dead Gob Bluth). Changing my name back to J.O.B in the process.3: Your curse is nowhere near powerful enough to cause such an effect, Gob.
> Screw this shit. De-fuse with the void and just take it easy. I, it's not like I want to roll to dodge anyway.2: You decide that you've had enough of being nothing, but find that it's nigh impossible to remove yourself from the void.
> Pilot a Gundam5(-1): You find a strange metal contraption in the field. You manage to find a way inside it and you're surrounded by buttons and levers. Pressing and pulling them seem to make the thing move.
>Ask Orin to gather up the corpses of all the people who just died, so that we can throw a party with their evil spirits. >:D3: You find Rin lurking around the palace and tell her about all the corpses on the surface she could collect. She hurries off to get the corpses and returns with a wheelbarrow full of them. Unforutnately, the stench of the corpses make you rather sick. (-1 roll)
> Revive with the help of Mima-sama's glorious... glory!6: You call on the glory of the glorious Mima to help you in your time of need. Your prayers do not go unheard, as Mima's form materializes before you. "Hey, you and me. Let's make a comeback." Evans in Blunderland has reentered the game!
>Call forth the presence of the Elder Dragons (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Elder_Dragon) and finish off the survivors.5: You call out into the wilderness for your breathren, and they respond to your call. Together, you will be unstoppable. And you will rain terror upon the survivors.
> Get resurrected in the inevitable setting reboot.2: Dormio tries to salvage the game instead of simply rebooting the game.
>Remind Gob Bluth that his magic is useless and crummy, then go burn down a major housing development.6(Wounded): You mock Gob Bluth and his failure to curse you before you burn down the greatest housing development in existance, the thread itself.
> Take the souls of all the dead players, put them in some special dolls and bind them to my will.4: You use the spirits of the deceased to create a new batch of dolls with a small level of automation. Naturally, they're still under your control.
>Revive using my newfound powers of Prototype, the energies from the Tamashii_Kanjou armor, the replica of The Infinity Blade, and my pure love for Himiko (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2634)4: None of your powers can help you when you're dead.
> Give up on reviving for now and head for the Sanzu.2: You need to keep trying, you will revive one day!
> Use Phoenix Down on Youkai Jesus3: You throw the feather of a pheonix on Youkai Jesus, but you wonder how this will help. It's not like you can transfer the powers of a pheonix by throwing its feathers on someone. You feel stupid. (-1 roll)
> Save and exit to have my corpse returned to town. Recover it in safety.3: You save and exit, only to find that your save file was corrupted in the process.
>Keep rolling hot and steal the spring of all the posters in the thread.5: You collect the spring from various players for your grand machinations without any trouble. It starts getting chilly. (+1 roll)
>add my roll number to infinite's roll number3(+1): You add your roll to the infinite pool of unused rolls. Adding to it doesn't really do much, thorugh.
> This does sound like a Zombie army is coming soon :V With my awesome sense of awesomeness I gather more flowers and plants around me to fight all zombies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ) and other things that may approach aswell6(Wounded): You reproduce by budding, creating a legion of awesome flowers, all with the capacity to defend themselves from any attack. As a last line of defence, you have Yuuka there with you. With all your flowers, you decide that the best course of action would be to launch a pre-emptive counter attack against any zombies or those that would use them. Namely, Marokuu and Rin.
>Gundamjack. Garrod style!4: You try to convince Hero999 to step out of the Gundam, so that you can steal it, of course.
>Seek a safe haven in the Moriya Shrine.6(Wounded): You head to the Moriya Shrine where they shelter you and keep you safe whilst you recover. The protection of the Gods put your mind at ease.
>Add my roll to Infinity's. :trollface:3: You add your roll to Infinity's, but Infinity's result is still the same. Dormio reprimands you for trying to break the game.
> Both Mystias wanted me that badly? We can't abandon them like this! Harness the power of true love to conquer even death!3: You can't let things end this way. There's no way that you can leave the two Mystias alone. Your body fights death itself so that you may be reunited with your beloved Mystias. Unfortunately, when you reenter the world, they are still fighting and they tear you apart once more.
>Attempt to summon Hurricane before self, gain Wind-related shenanigans.1: You're swept away by an isolated hurricane that formed right above you.
>Use Genericness to sneak into the Hakurei Shrine undetected5: You manage to sneak into the Hakurei Shrine, but with how generic you are in your current state, it's as if absolutely nothing happened at all.
>Submit our spirit to will of DollS intead of taking over DollS soul.3: You're forced to submit to DollS as your spirit is inserted into a doll. This doesn't change the fact that you have no control over yourself.
>Obtain a fake moon from Eirin so I can drop it next turn.1: You voluntarily relinquish any and all of your weaponry, giving it to Eirin for safekeeping.
>INTERROGATE RABBIT TO SEE IF IT'S EITHER AN INCUBATOR OR JUST ANNOYING.1: You let the rabbit go, deciding that you've disturbed it enough. "Hmph, good riddance, usa!"
>Now that I have formed a true bond with the World Fish, it's payback time. Have the World Fish eat Schezo. He may have eaten some people earlier, but he's a big fishy fish. He needs his food~1(+1): No matter how much you ask for the fish to eat Schezo, it seems to be too full to eat Schezo for the time being.
> Stay in the graveyard forever, this reviving crap is obviously never going to happen. Bastard mod!4: You decide that it's better to simply stay in the graveyard, there's no way that Dormio is going to revive you.
>Remove one (1) Shadoweh in the Graveyard from the game permanently to return one (1) Smashy to the game1: You remove yourself from the game permanently in order to return Shadoweh into play. Smashy has managed to lose the game again! Shadoweh has reentered the game!
> Make some delicious chocolate cake to cheer myself up6(-1): What do you care about the others? You have chocolate cake! And it tastes great! (+1 roll)
> Pilot the TTGL4: After having seen a fairy find a gundam, you decide to one-up it by searching for the TTGL. You find an abandoned mecha sitting in the middle of the grassy field. Could it be the TTGL? You enter the cockpit and find out, to your delight, it is.
>reincarnate as an annoying little girl that demands chocolate pudding and content posts at 4am in the morning4: You've lost control of your life and are in no state to decide what you reincarnate as.
> Add roll to President J.O.B2: Your puny roll is insignificant.
>Get Evangelon 013: You find the Evangelion 01, but the mental toll it takes on you is rather large. (-1 roll)
>Start a New Game+ file. Transfer weapons, armor, items, and alternate costumes from previous file to new one.1: You accidentally delete your previous file instead of starting a New Game+.
>Attempt to start a small settlement of outcasts deep in the Underground. I will lead them to new frontiers with my power!6: Having learnt from your previous attempt, you gather up existing outcasts from society and use them to form your own settlement, rather than trying to create one from the void. Unfortunately, since your society is made up of outcasts, they do not get along and at this rate you'll lose your control over them.
>Negate all end of update roll to dodges with the power of Disco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu8z1DIMe9Q).6: You nullify the effects of any and all end of update roll to dodges to yourself with the burning passion of disco, including the prior rolls that caused you to lose the game. Bob has reentered the game!
> Sell whatever home I have and buy a ranch with sheep, then dye them red to achieve the status of Crimson Sheep Herder.1(+1): You don't have a home to sell to raise the funds to buy a ranch. It looks as though you cannot be a crimson sheep herder.
>Critically overload my troutologist skills to tear the next madman's attack into thousands upon thousands of trouts on every, even the tiniest, piece of material torn. This way the world's famine issue will be solved, and the upcoming manslaughter will be compensated for.5: You push your abilities beyond the impossible, achieving a state of trout zen wherein you can transform anything that attacks you into trout. (+1 roll)
Purvis- 3: The dragons prove to be a hindrance to your plans, it's rather hard to start a massive fire when there is already widespread panic, but you will succeed. You will see everything burn. (-1 roll)This is it. The final destination. Your last chance at salvation.
This is it. The final destination. Your last chance at salvation.
>KILL ALL MANKIND (except my supporter :D(at least you tried)) AND MAKE IT HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF ROLL NUMBER.
>Freeze the World.Yours will have to happen after mine :3
I TOLD YOU I HAVE TO MARRY HIMIKO BEFORE I SUPPORT YOU. FUUU-Blame Purvis :P
Also, could you guys lay down the destroying and do a global rez? So that we can have moar funs.
> Revive Youkai Jesus
Still dead?
Blame Purvis :P
She looks rather disappointed in you.> so disappointed that she's going to train me and my comrades to gain more resistance against things that beat down flowers like fire, ice, explosions, screen doors, ... (even thought that this training would not be so effective because Yuuka)
Don't blame me for your sucking, Gob~
hataters gonna hatate.
Zengar- 2: The gundam is rather old and, whilst you do manage to fight off the dragons, piloting it puts a large strain on your body. In factI HATE CLIFFHANGERS AAAAAA
I was only aiming to remove from the Graveyard permanently.And you ended up removing yourself permanently from the Living.
[J.O.B]: Nice try Pervass.
:P
Look around you, just...look around you.
Have you worked out what you're looking for yet?
That's right! It's Purvis' home address. You just know your so eager to hunt him down.
Aw who needs weapons?
>Find Squwakers to insert hand into and remove (1) heart.
>Join the game!
REVIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE~SUPPORT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~
SUPPORT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~
BUT I MUST MARRY HIMIKO! And then add Cthulhu to party.
Also, if you guys actually support me regardless of priority in other actions. I promise I will do a global resurrection next time.
In that case, make my action come last in the list.
Welp, thanks.
>Blow up a space colony!
>Support JOB.:D
>attempt to end the world
>Freeze the World.
This is it. The final destination. Your last chance at salvation.
>KILL ALL MANKIND (except my supporter :D(at least you tried)) AND MAKE IT HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF ROLL NUMBER.
>Support JOB.
Who?hatataters gonna hatatate
hatataters gonna hatatate
>Prevent attempts to destroy the world by having everyone Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtjbB_JEiJc), including players who have lost.
Hate what?More like who :P
>Prevent attempts to destroy the world by having everyone Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtjbB_JEiJc), including players who have lost.
[21:03] <Dormika_Miyako> @dice 1d6HOW DOES I UPDATE?
[21:03] <Keine-tan> You've given me 12 commands within the last minute; I'm now ignoring you for 5 minutes.
[21:03] <Dormika_Miyako> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HOW DOES I UPDATE?:objection!:
Update should be up soonish.
>So DollS has the power of The Infinity Blade, The Prototype, and the Kamashii_Kanjou armor in a doll which my spirit inhabits. QUICK. ATTEMPT TO USE PAWAHS TO SELF-EVOLVE DOLL AND REAWAKEN.5: You struggle to regain your own consciousness, and you almost succeed on several occasions, but in the end all your efforts are for naught.
> Share cake with Shadoweh and Schezo to celebrate Shadoweh being alive again. :D6: You throw a party with Shadoweh and Schezo to celebrate the return of the Kittenblock. Shadoweh and Schezo bring their own cakes to share, and many good times were had!
>Take away Dormio's microphone and reduce his essence into Shadoweh, and through this act of courage and valor, resurrect explosively and obliterate Kitten4u's cake in the process.5: You steal Dormio's microphone and laugh. No mic? Unstable connection? Everybody picks on him? Why, it's Shadoweh! With Dormio out of the picture, you bring yourself back to life and you're about to continue on your rampage and destroy Kitten4u's cake when Dormio reappears behind you. And he looks rather pissed about how you reduced him to Shadoweh. You are deleted before you can do anything else.
>Equip all zombies with screen doors and pails to put on their head before resuming war with the plants.6: Having dealt with the immediate dragon threat, you stick a screen door and pail onto each of the zombies before you end your armistice with the flowers. With your new armaments, it seems like you might actually win this endless war.
>KILL ALL MANKIND (except my supporter :D(at least you tried)) AND MAKE IT HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF ROLL NUMBER.6: After being called Gob one too many times, you snap. You rise from your grave purely with sheer rage and vow vengeance on everyone and everything.
> Load up my twinked backup save game.1: You delete all your twinked save files. You can't believe that you once relied on such underhanded methods.
> Revive Youkai Jesus3: You try to extract Youkai Jesus' spirit from the doll, but find that it is bound too tight. Trying to handle spirits also make you feel somewhat ill. (-1 roll)
>Freeze the World.6(+1): You and Cirno decide that, in the interest of the fairies of course, a frozen world would be the best world. Cirno begins channelling her powers, the ground around her freezes. You help her by tapping into your own powers to freeze the world around you and the ice spreads further and further, until the entire world is covered in a layer of ice. Cirno collapses once she's done, and you're rather tired too. It was worth it though, to see people tripping on your winter wonderland.
>STOP BEING GENERIC GOSH DARNIT2: You do everything in your power to try to stop being generic. New hairstyle, new clothes, new identity. But none of it matters. You cannot escape the life of a generic NPC.
>Use the mightiest of the Elders to erase the Doll Army , Flower Army AND the Zombies in a single Blitz.5: With the remaining dragons from the previous attack, you take on the doll army, flower army, and zombies simultaneously.
> Find Ran and rest on her tails.2: You have no form to search or rest on tails with.
> Roll a number larger than 26: You feel fantastic, and still alive! Biohazurd has reentered the game!
>Fire? Let's roast up some tasty marshmallows! Let's roast up all the marshmallows.1(-1): You work to put out the fires that you caused, repenting for your horrendous actions.
> so disappointed that she's going to train me and my comrades to gain more resistance against things that beat down flowers like fire, explosions, screen doors, ... (even thought that this training would not be so effective because Yuuka)5(-1): Yuuka can't have her precious flower lose another battle. She cares for you and your brethren, developing resistances within the lot of you against a variety of factors. And it only hurts a little!
>attempt to end the world2: Neither you nor your butter knife are up to the task. The world is simply too much for you. You decide to dance instead.
> Watch people try to end the world from the safety(?) of the void.5: None of them can touch the void. Unfortunately, you can't do anything from here, and it's boring.
> Remember that I had Reraise cast on me.1: Your build sucks, what kind of healer would waste their time buffing you?
>Distill my essence and take over the broken husk of Dormio's computer.4: You take over one of Dormio's computers, however, the fact that it's Dormio's computer means that you have to break it. You can't resist, even if it means breaking yourself.
>Find Squwakers to insert hand into and remove (1) heart.3: You insert your hand into Squawkers to remove one heart. It feels kinda gross. (-1 roll)
>Blow up a space colony!1(Wounded): You disembark from the gundam, you need to get the thing properly fixed before you try anything. As you step out of the cockpit, you trip and fall out of the gundam, adding to your injuries enough so that you manage to kill yourself. Zengar has lost the game!
>Have both the World Fish and myself warp to another dimension for safety.4: After having been attacked, you decide with the world fish that the best course of action would be for the two of you to travel to another dimension for safety.
>Join the game!2: Dormio refuses to acknowledge your entry, there are already too many people playing this damn game. But it's not like that's going to stop you from playing too, right?
>gain sentience.1: You continue to mindlessly carry out DollS' orders.
> Spawn deep underground as a tiny piece of mycelium. A fast growing one. A very very fast growing one.6: You start off as a single hyphae, but you grow. You grow and grow and grow, replicating much faster than any other mycelium until you break through to the surface. Of course, you're still growing.
>Equip Kanako's butt pretzel thing2: You try to steal Kanako's shimenawa and are promptly kicked out of the Moriya shrine.
> Fight the power and PIERCE THE HEAVENS!4(+1): You row, row, and fight the powah! After all, yours is a drill that will pierce the heavens. You transcend the heavens themselves, and it feels awesome. (+1 roll)
>Gundamjack the GP-02 and repaint it to look like Utsuho.3: You're not quite sure where you got the GP-02 from, but ask no questions and you'll receive no lies. You begin painting the GP-02 to make it look like Utsuho with some lead paint. You had to use lead paint, considering the nature of the GP-02 and Utsuho, but you can't help but wonder what working with all that lead will do to you. (-1 roll)
> Use the essence of winter in a last ditch effort to revive myself before heading to the Sanzu.3: With the disappearance of spring, you try relying on winter to save you. Unfortunately, it would seem as though a lack of spring does not make the winter any stronger. In addition, you waste enough time messing with the forces of winter to miss your trip to the Sanzu.
>Make a copy of Pesco's save file and use it to get back into the game.3: You copy Pesco's save file and attempt to use it to get yourself back in the game. Pity you copied his corrupted save.
>Disperse corpse into void energy and take over the bodies of several outcasts, break them down into void energy, and reform them into a new body. If it works, use said dramatic revival to scare them into place.3: You disperse your corpse into the void... where it is assimilated and disappears. You didn't really think this through, did you?
>Support JOB.6: You support Gob Bluth by referring to him by his original name, JOB. By doing so, you manage to avoid Gob Bluth's blind rage.
> Join death and upon entering, :D2: You fail to team up with or even meet Death. :(
> Stop being dead.1: There's no way you're getting caught up in that mess again. You stay dead, the Mystia's can't hurt you if you're dead.
> Celebrate being alive by hugging Schezo like K4U always wanted. Do not attempt to stab him in any way.5: You follow Kitten4u's wishes and hug Schezo over cake. Without stabbing him this time. Schezo hugs you back, and there is a rather heartwarming scene. You know, being like this isn't so bad. (+1 roll)
>DECIDE THAT YOU MAY NEED SOME HELP AFTER ALL, AND RE-ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT GAMZEE.3(Wounded): You can't do this alone, anymore. You call on your trusted friend, Gamzee, who, upon arrival, immediately decides that he must kill you and begin painting with your blood. Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer has lost the game!
(http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Gamzee_Makara)
> Expand upon mu Doll Army's ability to teleport and make a sub-dimension to hide and organize my Army, my Navy and my Air Force in as well as hide myself from the coming destruction.4(-1): You create a small pocket in space to hide with your doll army, leaving behind the fairies and dinosaurs in the process. Your forces may be smaller, but at least they're easier to control. (-1 roll)
>Prevent attempts to destroy the world by having everyone Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtjbB_JEiJc), including players who have lost.4: You dance, preventing anything from hitting the actual topic this turn.
>ONCE MOAR OF ATTEMPTING TO REGAIN AWESUM LIEF FROM PAWAHSSUPPORT ME AND GET A FREE REVIVE
>Sacrifice all dolls, dragons and mecha people are bringing out in a dark ritual to resurrect myself, while leaving the flowers in peace.
@DollS: -1 from your regular action, -1 from Hero.Aren't you going to kill Pervass too?
Also, I somehow mixed up Rawr and yuyukos and thought Rawr had the immunity for some weird reason.
> Revive as one of Alice's dolls like last RtD.If you support me I can revive you however you want.
Gob's jealousy of his betters warms my bitter heart.Just you wait, next turn I'll also prevent you from having more actions >:D
>Being redeaded, there's little to do butmove ontry to talk Komachi into letting me pilot the ferry for a little while.
The only person i will ever support it komachis breasts!They are self-conscious now? :V
The only person i will ever support it komachis breasts!
If nobody supports me then get rid of the global resurrection and make it a KILL ALL OF MANKIND (except myself of course)
If nobody supports me then get rid of the global resurrection and make it a KILL ALL OF MANKIND (except myself of course)
Cut this out.Your just annoyed that I killed you :P
Your just annoyed that I killed you :P
Actually, no. It's more stop threatening to ruin to the game if people are not doing what you want, or moderation will be required. That is a scenario were no one wins. So cut it out.
> Sacrifice Dan to save Schezo
I'm dead :V, unless I revive in shadoweh or take control of my dino armies once more.I'm sure I can make you deader. :V
>Become Yuyuko.>Fight Crow Cakes to the death over this. J.O.B. will have to wait!
> Start a new character5: You create a new character and manage to roll a 20 on every stat to boot. Unfortunately, this is not DnD, and your character sheet is rejected.
>Global resurrection for everyone except Pervass. And Prevent Pervass resurrection in the future too.5: You try to both resurrect everyone and stop Purvis from acting, but trying to perform too many actions at once results in naught but failure.
> toss3(-1): You toss away the butter knife, only to have it land in your foot. The pain distracts you from your attempt to learn to fight like a grizzly. (Wounded)infinitybutter knife away, learn to fight like a grizzly bear
>ONCE MOAR OF ATTEMPTING TO REGAIN AWESUM LIEF FROM PAWAHS3: ONCE MOAR OF FAILURE TO BE AWESUM.
>Assemble football team from the remaining zombies1: You leave the zombies alone, they've done their job. You wonder what to do now.
>Obliterate the border between life and death.5: You destroy the border preventing you from joining the living. Unfortunately, all this serves to do is to put you in constant flux, phasing in and out of being alive.
>Sacrifice all dolls, dragons, zombies and mecha people are bringing out in a dark ritual to resurrect myself, while leaving the flowers in peace.6: You bring yourself back to life in a heathen ritual, recreating yourself out of bits and pieces of various dolls, dragons, zombies, mecha, and Zengar. Infinity has reentered the game!
> Revive as one of Alice's dolls like last RtD.5: You try to invoke the memories of the last RtD to bring yourself back as one of Alice's dolls, but find that something is missing. If only the bonds between the two continuities hadn't been cut a while back.
>Being redeaded, there's little to do but2: You talk to Komachi with your dead form, but she refuses to listen to any of your demands. No matter what you say, she ignores you. It's almost as if she's asleep or something.move ontry to talk Komachi into letting me pilot the ferry for a little while.
>Pull a Kanako and appear back in a burst of maple leaves.2: You fail to appear in a burst of maple leaves, as you've already been brought back into the world by Kitten4u.
>Become Yuyuko.6: You replace Yuyuko, banishing her from this world, so that you can take her place. You have a large amount of spring in your possession for some reason.
> Grow a giant mushroom up to the tropopause and start spreading hallucinogenic fumes around the world. Got to use all those nutrients the mycelium is gathering for something, right?5(-1): You continue to grow at alarming rates, reaching the top of the troposphere, where you spread hallucinogenic dust around the world. However, nobody can tell the difference between the regular world, and the trippy one.
>Enter game without anyone noticing, and proceed to :P surprise the nearest person.1: You boldly declare your presence as you enter the game, making sure that your name is known far and wide.
>Possess Nuke-happy General Tao (http://wiki.falloutstudios.org/wiki/Manual:ShockWave/Factions/General_Tao).3: You possess General Tao, just as one of his tanks blows up. You have the best timing.
>...Man up. This was a long time coming. I was on my last legs from seppuku. I had a good run, and I made a good friend. ...Even if Schezo did take my heart. It's time to move on, to a better place.5: You move on, you lived a fulfilling life, and you're thankful for all the time you were given after your seppuku.
> If Infinity revive on his own (doubt it) become THIS (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/968631/alice_margatroid-boots-capelet-charin-check_transl) and smash down little zombies with my roots5(-1): Determined not to be outclassed by Omba, you grow just as fast as Omba until the sky is covered by two plants. A giant mushroom, and a giant flower.
>Be rebuilt.1: Dormio disassembles you for spare parts, after Conq managed to break another one of his computers.
>invert next round rolls excluding mine2: You achieve nothing.
> Be replaced by a different character who, despite initial poor reactions from the viewership, gains a following due to his strong and convincing performance.2: You're replaced by a bumbling fool, who is promptly removed by the executives. Why did you put your trust in him, again?
>Seduce Kanako into letting me back in.1(Wounded): You shout and scream profanities at the Moriya Shrine for kicking you out. You won't stand for this! Neither will Kanako, it seems, as she drops an onbanshira on you. Sanrisa Laser has lost the game!
> I must protect the world. Save the world. Do the exact opposite of drilling it and everyone to death.2(-1): 必殺！超天元突破ギガドリルブレイク！ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbDPjrICgVM#t=0m31s)
>Develop a version of the G-Bits system that the Gundam X and Double X use, but with nukes instead of a microwave cannon, and key them to work with the GP-02 just like they did with the GX and DX.6(Wounded): You continue to work on the GP-02, implementing a nuclear version of the G-Bits system. You fire off a small test shot. It. Is. Beautiful. Though that explosion is getting rather close.
>Yes! My spirit is free! Assume leadership of DollS' remaining forces, and whatever happens, do not accidently latch on to Shadoweh and grow a Hydra head.1: Having just been released from the doll, your spirit has no idea what to do, you latch onto Shadoweh and develop as a hydra head. ActionDan has reentered the game!
>Support Pesco6: You give Pesco all the support that a generic character can give. Which is a surprisingly large amount. Of course, as a generic character, you're not going to be rewarded or remembered in any way for this but at least it's nice to help someone out? Pesco has reentered the game!
> Sacrifice Dan to save Schezo6: You travel to Thenu to perform some dark pagan ritual, cutting off Dan's head from Shadoweh and sacrificing it to Gods via. volcano. You don't understand the concepts behind this, but it somehow causes the volcano to spit out a Schezo in exchange for ActionDan. ActionDan has lost the game! Schezo has reentered the game!
> Hang head in despair and head back to the banks of the Sanzu, moping along the way.6: Is there any hope left in this world? You decide that it's time to move on and head to the Sanzu. Here, you see a boat floating along the river, and somebody sleeping on the shore. Kasu has reentered the game!
> Arise and seek out scones.4: You rise from the dead, hungry for scones. You search far and wide for scones, but fail to find any. You go back to being dead, lamenting the lack of scones in you (un?)life.
> Repeatedly press the EVIL button and drop Schezo's sun on JOB. >:(1(-1): You're a good girl, and you'd never even dream of hurting anyone else!
> Wait, if the Mystias are still fighting, they might start fighting each other! We can't have that! We gotta come back to life so we can stop them from throttling one another!1: For all you care, the Mystias can fight all they want. You try to rest in peace as the Mystias fight over your body.
>Now's not the time to be dead! Repeatedly punch the computer screen until my New Game+ starts working, corrupted/deleted file or not.3: You punch your monitor out of frustration. Hitting it repeatedly is how you get these things to work, right? To your surprise, your game actually starts to work, you can see the machine running and everything. Unfortunately, you've broken your screen in the process. You can't play like this!
>Sit in the void some more, while attempting to learn how to Void Bolt faces without any of that silly charm business. Might actually be less annoying than J.O.B3: You sit in the void, but fail to do anything. You're in a freaking void, here.
> Tribute one living player to Special Summon Bardiche from the Removed From Play area. When Special Summoned in this way, you may add one Equip Spell card from the Graveyard to your Hand.3: You successfully special summon yourself using Shadoweh as your tribute, but activate a trap card in the process. Any moves made by you this turn are completely nullified.
>Fight Crow Cakes to the death over this. J.O.B. will have to wait!2: You rush over to Crow Cakes to stop him from becoming Yuyuko. But you're too late, the transformation has already begun. You curse at your inability to stop Crow Cakes' transformation.
>Continue study of the void as void energy. Roll with the blows dealt to you, I guess.2: You're not enough of a narcissist to check yourself out like that.
>BECOME DREAM SELF ON PROSPIT.3: You can't escape from death with dreams.
>Become one with the devoured cake and resurrect to bring about a sugary apocalypse.5: You become one with the cake, taking on its form and bringing yourself back into the plane of reality. And then Dormio eats you.
> Tempt fate: Survive for more than one turn.3(Wounded): You talk to all the players about how excited you are to simply be alive again and what you're going to do with your life. You're going to get married, you're going to travel the world, you're going get drilled from the heave- Biohazurd has lost the game!
>In celebration of autumn visit the Aki Farm/Orchard/Ranch.2: It's spring, fool. The Aki Farm is closed to the public, anyway.
That worked amazingly. I dunno how it worked, but let's see what else I can do with all this....
>develop Reality Marble similar to Unlimited Blade Works, but with nukes instead of swords.
(Unlimited Nuke Works!)
>Support Pesco
>6
I have a lot of physics and bio work stacked up that's due by 9PM today, so I might miss today's update. ^^;Homework all the way man, plus those are enjoyable subjects.
I have a lot of physics and bio work stacked up that's due by 9PM today, so I might miss today's update. ^^;
>OH GOD REVIVE.4: GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW.
> Man, being dead is boring. Quit it, self.2: Being dead is boring indeed, but you have no idea how to cure yourself of that annoying "death" status.
>Evolve into a StarCraft 2 Thor.4: You rearrange your parts, recreating yourself in the form of a Thor.
> attempt to revive by pooping ectoplasm.6: You poop out all the ectoplasm, until all that remains is your former, living self. Evans in Blunderland has reentered the game!
>Create Yuyuko Dolls. Find out what they're for.4: You create several Yuyuko Dolls. To kill people with, of course. What else would they do?
>Rob Komachi.3: You sneak up on Komachi in an attempt to rob her. Unfortunately, you only find a dummy. Something taps you on the shoulder, you turn to see Komachi standing there, scythe poised.
>Fuck up Conq's computer, emerge from it's smoking remains.6: After having being disassembled, you tear apart Conq's computer and recreate yourself. You set fire to the rest of Conq's computer, just so that you can make your reentry with a fire behind you. Zengar has reentered the game!
>It's only one unstable3: Every nuke blows up in your face. One after another. You should really stop using products that are made in China.DevastatorBattlemaster, right? "SOON EVERYTHING WILL GLOW LIKE DA SAN!" Fire all 12 Nuclear Silos and desolate the entire continent but my well-done base.
>Become Ivis, and enslave the nearest person.2: You try to turn yourself into Ivis, but find that being dead is rather detrimental to this effort.
> Collect enough energy of all the light of the stars to6: You collect energy from the cosmos and evolve once more, giving light to all. You effectively replace the sun.pull out a Vegetacreate a new sun for all flowers and plants in Gensokyo.
>Hide under that wheel barrow that just so happen to be there near where I spawned. Better not draw too much attention after that bold entrance. :ohdear:2: Why did you shout like that? That was so embarrassing. You dive under the wheelbarrow, or at least try to. You trip and fall, causing all sorts of crashing noises as you tip over the wheelbarrow. Everyone is staring at you.
>harakiri4: You're already dead, Gob.
> Cast revive on Youkai Jesus5: You call upon the power of God to bring life back into this empty husk. Unfortunately, God doesn't seem to be willing to help.
> Give up on life. ): Forever.1: You can never have enough of that living thing. You just enjoy life far too much. In fact, why aren't you alive right now? You ponder this for a moment before deciding that you should be alive. And alive you are. Biohazurd has reentered the game!
>EIRIN, EIRIN, HELP ME EIRIN!!!!!1(Wounded): You go out into the wild, you're not going to rely on anyone's help. Along your travels, you meet an actual bear, which you attempt to fight bare-handed. It turns out that this was not a good idea. DrRawr has lost the game!
> Transmigrate into Angel Knight.3: You attempt to move your spirit into an Angel Knight, but get lost along the way.
> Enjoy the afterlife as I watch the chaotic world that is Roll to Dodge.5: You take it easy, watching those that are still alive run around like headless chicken.
>Become gigantic floating jellyfish.6: You change your form, turning all your flesh into sponge as you turn into an oversized jellyfish. You flop around on the ground, and unless you find a way to survive without water, it looks like you're going to dehydrate.
> (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/MadokaRunes2.png)4: You drill everyone in the world to death. Or try to, anyway.
>Become Mokou, ensuring that Keine will roll 6s for us.6: You transform into Mokou. You're sure to get favors from Keine like this, right? You have no idea what Keine has to do with the dice, though.
> Assist Himiko in reviving Youkai Jesus.2: You search for Himiko and Youkai Jesus, intending to help the two of them out. Unfortunately, you're on the bank of the Sanzu River and have no way to reach either of them.
> Grow mycelium between the underside of the Hakurei Shrine's donation box and a nearby underground gold deposit.4: You expand your roots, spreading them under the Hakurei Shrine's donation box, which happened to be above an underground gold deposit. What are the chances?
> Activate my Counter Trap Card, Solemn Judgment! In exchange for half of Dormio's Lifepoints, negate the effect and activation of the Trap card that attempts to block my revival and destroy it!4: You activate your counter Trap Card, only to realize that there is a freaking Jinzo in play somewhere.
>Attempt to crawl out of the volcano as a lava monster, and whatever happens, don't cause the volcano to erupt spewing worth its fiery innards across the land.4: You become a lava monster and crawl out of the volcano. Unfortunately, as a monster, you're beaten up for gold and EXP.
>Fight the Shinigami and ascend to Celestialdom1: You try to fight the Shinigami, but you're overpowered and reaped.
> Give Momijibot a pat on the head2: You turn around to give Momijibot a pat on the head for helping you to revive, but he's already gone. Oh well, it's just a faceless generic character anyway.
> Gonna get this post with a revive out there.2: You got cut and hammered, bro.
>develop Reality Marble similar to Unlimited Blade Works, but with nukes instead of swords.5: Fusion is my body and fission is my blood.
>Get into round two with a reality marble and take on Hanzo's, even if he doesn't have one!2: You're about to find and challenge Hanzo to a fight when you remember that you've entrusted all of your weapons to Eirin. You find out today that going against somebody with Unlimited Nuke Works with no weapons at all is not the best idea. (Wounded)
>Become one with the computer. Skidoo into the game.4: You attempt to become one with the computer. Conq's computer. Which just got fucked up.
>Ride Pesco into the sunset1: Pesco shrugs and leaves you behind, claiming that you've disappeared. Even though you were still at his side. Such is the life of a generic character.
> Make epic exit out of the void... in mini form, as an equippable helmet1: You change your form into an equippable helmet, and you're about to fly out of the void in an epic manner when the entire thing blows up.
>Make the Void to explode violently, because why not?6: Death can't stop you from manipulating the void. And by manipulating, you mean blowing up. You use the force of the void's collapse to propel your dead self back to the world of the living. Amraphenson has reentered the game!
>Save scum until I revive.1: You save the scum, and get lynched for it.
> Feed Gob to my pet in the closet1: You try to revive Gob by feeding him the pet you keep in your closet. You see the corpse spit out your pet. You think you managed to make him dead-er.
>Go spelunking for riches2: You're about to go spelunking when you're stopped by the authorities for not having a permit.
> Invite Kitten4u's favorite dance performers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVR8PRwQUCw) to entertain the Kittenblock party.2: You invite Cthulhu to dance for the kittenblock, but for some strange reason, Cthulhu doesn't seem interested. You have no idea why an eldritch abomination bent on destroying the world wouldn't want to dance for you.
> forge the Infinity Shield and kill Rawr with it3: You spend day and night, sacrificing even your own roll to forge the Infinity Shield. You search for a DrRawr to test it out on, but DrRawr is already dead. (-1 roll)
Schezo- 5(Wounded): You're annoyed that you didn't get to fight the reality marble's user properly. And you're not going to take shit from some person in an oversized mecha. You hit the drill out of your way. (+1 roll)
>DORMIO, DORMIO, HELP ME DORMIO!I was thinking the same thing. :3
>Discover secrets of Funk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezAl8aSfqg).3(+1): You start laying down some phat beats as you continue to dance. You use the jewels you found to decorate yourself. You look and sound pretty awesome.
>Use Dormio's cheat codes to set boolean alive = true and int lives = 99996: You look on Dormio's lists of passwords and find a few interesting codes. You try inputting them, and find yourself back in the world with many more options available. Is this the debug mode? Conqueror has reentered the game!
>Use SC2 campaign Thor's Immortality Protocol, that is, restore myself to a functional state.3: You require more vespene gas.
>Upset with quality, send off all of your remaining nuclear-themed army on Hong Meiling, and make sure that China WILL be generous!1: Quantity over quality. You attempt to replace everything that blew up, but succeed only in blowing yourself up again.
> Become very angry at Zeus, fight my way out of the Underworld.1: You continue to praise the gods, accepting that everything is done in accordance with the greater plan of things
> De-drill PX6(-1): You steal PX's drill and claim it as your own. You always wanted an oversized drill. (+1 roll)
>Hang out in old hell4: You chill out in the old hell. If only you were more than a little piece of jellyfish, you might be able to feel something.
>retrieve the Infinity Butter Knife from Rawr body4: You search for DrRawr's corpse, and upon finding it you remove the butter knife lodged in his foot.
>Tell Eirin to4(+1): You leave Kitten's party and return to Eirin, intent on getting your weapons back. Eirin orders a few rabbits to gather up your weapons, and returns them to you. Oh, how you missed these. (+1 roll)bitch get out of the waygive me my weapons back so I can actually take on a reality marble.
>Steal a Yuyuko Doll and Prevent my first death4: You steal a Yuyuko Doll and use it to cancel out your first death. Unfortunately, it kills you again.
> Since Infinity died, PX is the first one, for drilling everyone :32: You try to lift up your roots to crush PX, but you're a plant. You can't do that.
> Find Komachi and kindly ask her for directions back to the field.2(+1): You ask Komachi for directions back to the playing field. Unfortunately, when you were asking her, you didn't see Shikieiki in the middle of her lecture, and you're forced to listen to the lecture too. (-1 roll)
>Contract with the Throne of Heroes, and become a Servant.1: You rest in peace, proud of your few accomplishments in life.
>Explain to Komachi that I was test to see the legendary awareness of the shinigami in action, proceed to make with the sweettalk until I can convince to let me try rowing the boat.5: You compliment Komachi, and continue to flatter her as you try to convince her to let you pilot the Titanic for a while. She's about to hand over her oar to you, when Shikieiki appears to lecture the both of you.
>DORMIO, DORMIO, HELP ME DORMIO!1: nope.avi
>POWERSACTIVATE.3: HOW TO ACTIVATE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?
>Set everything in sight on fire.2(-1): You change class to Firefighter, you're not going to let those fires terrorize the people.
>Enter the drop tables of the next random big monster to appear4: You edit yourself into the next monster's drop tables. Unfortunately, you have a 0.01% chance of being dropped. Who knows when you'll be able to reenter the game.
> Get people to like this post to heal HP.6(Wounded): Dormio likes this!
> Find a way to cure ourselves of said annoying "death" status and use it.5: You work day and night to find a cure for this "death" status, not like you have anything better to do. And you create it! Unfortunately, you made one small oversight in its production, and realize that you can't use it if you're already dead.
>Cherry Blossom Sign "Saigyou Cherry Blossom Blizzard"3(+1): You spread cherry blossoms through the lands. They look rather beautiful.
>Jump on Himiko's back, become power battery3(+1): You change turn yourself into a battery and latch onto Himiko's back.
>Oh well, start singing Styx songs on the boat trip. Starting with "Renegade" and then "The Best of Times" and finally "Come Sail Away"2: On the trip down the Sanzu, you try singing Styx songs. The shinigami in charge of you hits you with her oar, telling you to shut up.
>Revive by Falcon Punching the border between life and death.3: You try to falcon punch the border between life and death, but find that somebody already destroyed it.
>Ascend the GP-02 to Noble Phantasm status.4(-1): You turn the GP-02 into one of your many noble phantasms. Unfortunately, this means that you need to try to keep it hidden when possible, and it's rather massive. (-1 roll)
>Revive as a lava monster by reincarnation, one of our passive abilities.1: Your form falls apart, and you're reduced to naught but lava.
> Set Kilga's status to Online5(+1): Kilgamayan has been gone for an awfully long time. To make sure that people don't worry about him, you tamper with his account and set him to "online". You're such a good friend. Kilgamayan has reentered the game!
>Start producing coins from the gold, using the donation box to store the finished ones.6(-1): You expand your roots to the gold deposit and the donation box. You take in the gold and reshape it into coins, dumping them in the donation box. Upon seeing this, Reimu gives you her full blessings and sets up various charms around you. (+1 roll)
>World Fish: Try to find a new partner now that Squawkers is dead.2: The world fish mourns your loss. You wonder if it'll ever get over losing you.
>Wait until everyone leaves wheelbarrow and weep silently. Nothing had gone right since joining! >_<3(-1): You wait for everyone to get out from the wheelbarrow before you start to cry. Until you find out that most of the wheelbarrow was missing due to the aftereffects of a giant drill running through the area. Everybody in the vicinity saw you curl up and cry.
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaacomebacktolifeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2: ~*~LOUD NOISES~*~
> Cry to Kitten4u that you fell down again and wait for her to change class to cleric and rez you for the 12th time today. ;_;2: Kitten4u leaves you behind, sick of having to ressurect you over and over and over again.
>Engage in mortal combat with the TTGL.6(Wounded): You engage in manly battle with the TTGL, causing it to eject PX in the process. The TTGL gains sentience, and it exists only to fight you. Neither you nor the TTGL are leaving until the other is dead.
> Drop the moon.5: Annoyed that you lost the TTGL, you drop the moon. All this does is cause the tides to shift, but you're fine with this. (+1 roll)
4: You steal a Yuyuko Doll and use it to cancel out your first death. Unfortunately, it kills you again.JUST AS PLANNED >:D
>Kill mod5: You kill some random dude named Mod. Now you have a friend to be with, Gob!
> Exact drillvenge.3(+1): You find Dormio and run your newly found drill through him, the bastard has been rigging your dice or something. You laugh as you watch the drill tear through him.
>Revive myself with more vespene gas.3: You collect enough vespene gas to repair yourself, only to be told to "Build more supply depots".
>When Reimu opens the donation box, infect her with spores, making sure the resulting mycelium leaves her brain alone.1(+1): When Reimu comes along to check on the coins, you try to infect her with your spores. She blocks them with ease, and uses the charms she placed around you to make you feel an incredible amount of pain. Reimu warns you about pulling something like that again, and tells you to get back to making her coins. (Wounded)
>Get a POW truck and restrain Hong Meiling so we can bring her to the Propaganda Center.6: You finally manage to get something that doesn't blow up immediately. With your new life, you attempt to kidnap Meiling. Of course, she's not going down without a fight. GuardianTempest has reentered the game!From that point onkinkytorture so we can have enough 'propaganda' to defect everybody in the thread.
>Revive self within The Cho Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan. Notice the CHO.5: You resurrect within the Cho Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan, only to be instantaneously imploded by its sheer manliness. And the drills.
>Try to appease Shiki without setting off any deception senses on her part, then accept that oar and get to piloting.6: You talk to Shikieiki, explaining your actions and why they were absolutely necessary. She seems preoccupied with something, and simply gives you a quick nod before flying off once you're done talking with her. With Shikieiki out of the way, there's nothing to stop you from piloting the Titanic for a while. As you ride around the Sanzu on the Titanic, you think you can feel your form solidifying. Purvis has reentered the game!
>Being a immobile piece of jelly sucks, transform into king cureslime.4: You transform into King Cureslime, as does every other piece of you. You and your mob will be unstoppabl- Several adventurers charge at you, excited about the new mob. All of you are killed and looted.
>Be mentioned in every roll flavour.6: Of course you'll be mentioned in every roll flavor. Every one of yours, that is. Of course, it's no fun to talk about a dead person, so you decide to fix that. Hero999 has reentered the game!
>Research many ways to generate energy, put them into use!5: You're not going to be a simple battery, you're going to be a battery pack that uses every type of power. You develop wind turbines, a hydropump, a miniature nuclear reactor, some solar panels, and a little furnace. (+1 roll)
> Try and summon the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi again.4(-1): Whilst travelling back to the playing field you try again to summon the Kusanagi no Tsurugi. The process drains you of your strength, but hey, you have the sword. (-1 roll)
>Summon Youmu, then have her assist in mass producing Yuyuko Dolls.5: You call for Youmu and have her help in your latest venture, mass producing Yuyuko Dolls. Soon, you're knee deep in them, and you have no idea what you'll do with so many. (+1 roll)
> Make everyone die a gloriousness death. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpW-z6S4ljA)2: To celebrate your recover, you're about to launch an attack on everyone when you realize that you're drastically underprepared.
>Dig a hole and hide in it.4: You're so embarrassed, you just want to go hide in a hole. As there's no hole nearby, you make one.
> REVIVE SOME TIME TOMORROW PLEASE5: Dormio promises to revive you tomorrow. You note that he did not specify which tomorrow.
>Seep to the nearest life-form and encase them in lava, taking their form.3: You travel slowly across the ground, searching for someone to assimilate. Unfortunately, lava is rather viscous and travels slowly, everyone just walks away from you as you approach.
>Tell everyone that only they can prevent forest fires. Then set them on fire.4: You teach everyone about the ways of the firefighter, warning them about fires. You set them all on fire as a test, and it would appear that they have learnt well, as they all put out their flames quickly. Of course, they're not so happy about you having just set them on fire, and it looks like they're about to attack you.
> Edit the next update to be posted in a different colour for every roll4: Dormio hates you.
> Calm down the two Mystias! There's enough of me to go around!5: You thank Pesco for having revived you and run back towards the Mystias. You have to stop them from fighting. You get back to where the Mystias are to see them throwing punches at each other. You yell at them to stop, that you can love both of them. Both Mystias, out of breath, stare at you momentarily before deciding that they can share you. Life is good. (+1 roll)
> Flowers for the Flower Queen :V4: You grow smaller versions of yourself to give to Yuuka. You're sure she'll be pleased.
> using the powers of the Infinity Butter Knife resurrect Rawr as my courier5: You try to bring back Rawr as a courier, but such a feat is beyond your butter knife. It is just a butter knife in the end.
> I've already become Shino with Aya's speed, so I must keep improving! Fuse with Tohno Shiki and acquire the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!6(+1): You develop the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception and begin to see the death of everything. Unfortunately, your brain was simply not meant to handle this, and you feel sick.
>Use the power of sugar, spice, and everything nice to get back into the game.3: Unfortunately, you're missing one ingredient: Chemical X
>Develop(yet another) Noble Phantasm, Gateway to The Nuclear Capital - Regulus*. (Like Gate of Bablyon, but for nukes, and only fully usable with Unlimited Nuke works active.)4(-1): You create another noble phantasm to add to your impressive nuclear armory. As you're creating this one from scratch, it takes a lot out of you and you sit down to take a well deserved rest once you're done. (-1 roll)
>Become the Slinky.6: You transform, turning yourself into a great slinky. You're not really sure what a slinky can do, though, so you slink down a nearby hill. Hanged Hourai has reentered the game!
>Enough of this prattle. Hanzo must die now, by the many weapons I have.3(+1): Now that you have your weapons, and Kitten's blessing, it's time to fight that faker. You unleash your barrage of weapons on Hanzo K.
> Give Schezo guns. Lots and lots of guns. More guns than I can count! Surely this will not only make the Kittenblock more equipped, but will also revive Shadoweh from pure jealousy.5: Before Schezo goes on his rampage, you make sure to give him all the guns you have. You think that you saw Shadoweh twitch while you were handing over all the guns. Isn't it great when the Kittenblock gets along? (+1 roll)
> Become the Serial Killer! With more guns then Schezo could EVER have! >:(6: You see Kitten handing over guns to Schezo when your body is filled with uncontrollable jealousy. You're about to start glowing green, here. You're not going to let something like death allow Schezo to have more guns than you. Shadoweh has reented the game!
> Have monster that drops Smashy helm spawn in a huge number and storm the land. If they kill enough, it'll drop eventually, right!?3: The King Cureslime drops you, of course. And there's plenty of them. And sure enough, one of the King Cureslimes drops you into the inventory of some clueless adventurer. Who then proceeds to NPC you by mistake.
>Now that I have returned from the grave like the most standard of necromancer liches, revive all the endlessly chattering undead as a zombie army,1: You seek spiritual guidance from the local priest, having experienced death. You decide to place flowers on the deceased's graves so that the dead may rest in peace.
>Help Purvis by distracting Shiki by stealing the Rod of Remorse5: You sneak up behind Shikieiki and steal the Rod of Remorse before running like hell. Of course, you only get so far before Shikieiki catches up to you and gives you a long-winded lecture.
> Draw Monster Reborn, use to revive self and definitely not someone else.3: You draw the card, Monster Reborn, and are about to use it on yourself when somebody takes the card away from you. They mutter something about "overpowered banned cards".
>Change thread title to, "Watch Me Flex My Muscles, featuring Dormio".6: What have you done, you monster?
>Meditate over the memories of coffee and cigarettes and continue path to enlightenment5: You've achieved zen, you have no need for your material body. You continue on your path spiritually. Of course, this doesn't change the fact that you're dead.
> Use Revive on Youkai Jesus3(-3): Dormio calls you boring for recycling actions.
> Head for the propaganda center and proceed to break down the door."China could use more people." ~Game's unused POW Truck
"China could use more people." ~Game's unused POW Truck
You either: Get assimilated with us or blow up, the doormat's also made by China. :derp:
Um Dormio, how long will the thread's title be about Bob flexing his abs?
Probably till someone changes it, and also its featuring DORMIO flexing his abs, not Bob.Changing the thread title isn't sadistic enough
Changing the thread title isn't sadistic enough
Yes, but what I'm doing is. But relax, once all of you have been brainwashed into joining us from the lack of blood (from nosebleed[from propaganda]) everything will smooth out into a nice, socialist, military mini-state.Unless the Yuyuko Dolls activate. Or blow up.
> Having been woken up so rudely in our pajamas, the only proper response is to spam Master Curvy Sparks at wherever we're pointed. Which seems to be at Hanzo, and definitely not Schezo!
I hate you people more than I hate my router.
Changing my action.We must sacrifice Infinity for the sake of the thread and Dormio's unlife sanity.
>Protect the topic with Infinity's unlife.
I hate you people more than I hate my router.Easy there, scrawny.
>After extracting (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheCutie) the (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadeASlave) 'fanservice' :3 (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean) out of her using everything we learned from those Reisen/Tenshi-focused doujins, flood the entire thread with enough6(+1): You're in the process of spreading the goodMeilingeseChinese propaganda to DEFECT EVERYONE TO THE WELCOMING (yet broken-willed (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexSlave)) ARMS OF CHINAAAA!!
>KILL PURVIS AGAIN4: You try to kill Purvis, only to realize that you've used up your Yuyuko Doll.
>Revive self using powers of The Infinity Blade, The Tamashii_Kanjou Armor, and Biomass-changing powers of Prototype. While marrying Himiko at the same time.4: You draw on the powers of all your equipment and powers, but they're still unusable due to the fact that you're dead.
> Become The Fairy who Wears Mecha Armor.1: You make a contract with a passing rabbit to become a magical fairy. You're not sure what your abilities are, other than screaming out random words to change your clothes quickly.
>Produce many more gold coins for Reimu; to please her and to lure Marisa to the donation box.1(Wounded): You try to infect Reimu again, who promptly activates all the charms on you and competely disintegrates you. Omba has lost the game!
>Get possessed by an evil spirit, proceed to take over it's mind3: You allow yourself to be possessed by an evil spirit. You never quite get around to the "taking over its mind" part, you're too busy being possessed.
>Summon yuyukos's soul, then dump all but two of the Yuyuko Dolls on GuardianTempest. Give one Doll to Youmu.2(+1): You hand out almost all of the Yuyuko Dolls to GuardianTempest, who thanks you for the dolls. You also give one to Youmu. Both proceed to collapse. Did you just kill Youmu? (-1 roll)
>Sacrifice half of the players in the game to defend the topic once and forever. Especially Conq, sacrifice him. The bastard.2: You attempt to gather up half the players to sacrifice them, but find that they refuse to listen to you. You blame that GuardianTempest guy.
> Host a tea party this itchy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2augS-0p0s)1: Tea is bad for you! You launch a campaign to ban the tea party. It seems to be rather unpopular.
> Wield Shadoweh like Shou does her Vajra and fire green Curvy Lasers at Hanzo.3: You see Shadoweh collecting arms, so you think to yourself: Instead of competing with her, why not simply use her? You pick her up and place her on the palm of your hand so that Shadoweh shoot curvy lasers everywhere. Unfortunately, this shadoweh seems tired and everywhere also includes where you're standing, and you barely manage to get out of the way. (-1 roll)
> Drill anyone who wants to mess with the thread.6: They think that they can mess with the topic? You'll teach them. You're going to drill the hell out of anyone tha- Hey, where did your drill go? No matter! You'll just drill them with your arm!
> Head for the propaganda center and proceed to break down the door.3(-1): You can't let this abuse stand! You're going to give this new socialist group a piece of your mind. Or you would, if you knew where their bloody base was, anyway.
> Become the thread title.5: You attempt to reenter the game by becoming the thread's title. It's flawless, it can't fail. Or at least, it should have been had it not been for some guy that turned his arm into a makeshift drill.
> Float around in NPC'd-itemspace until I magically appear in Kourindou3: You appear in Kourindou's stock. Unfortunately, this means that you have no chance of being sold, ever.
>Inject life unto Youkai Jesus, Frankenstein style!2(+1): You use all your powers and electricute Youkai Jesus' corpse. You're pretty sure that Youkai Jesus came back to life several times. You're also pretty sure that you killed Youkai Jesus again each time. (-1 roll)
>flex my muscles with dormio and come back to life6: You find Dormio, who seems to have been forced into continuously flexing his muscles and try to join him, but fail to do so as you're dead. Dormio, upon seeing your plight, gives you a new body to flex with. DrRawr has reentered the game!
> Time for ironic revenge! Teach the Mystias how to eat people whole. Without letting them try it on each other.2(+1): Now that you have your Mystias, it's time to have some fun. Unfortunately, they still need someone to practice on. And that someone happens to you. They don't bite, and it's a rather strange experience overall. You're not sure if you were meant to enjoy or be horrified by it. (-1 roll)
>Oh Em Gee! Finally a roll above 3! Must celebrate! Since I'm already in a hole, dig all the way to the underground Ancient City and go sightseeing!1: You peek out of your hole. Since nobody seems to be around, you crawl out. You wonder what you'll do on the surface.
>seep into a water source. Then Doodle god our way up into a dragon!5: You continue flowing down the hill, searching for a water source. If you can get into water, you're bound to travel faster, right? Soon enough, you find a river and pour yourself into it. Unfortunately, this causes you to harden into obsidian.
>Gather spirits around me to become a ghost prince3: You gather spirits around you from far and wide in order to become a ghost prince. Unfortunately, you have no idea what the process to become a ghost prince is. You wish you had a precedent to look to, a role model that you could base yourself off.
>Tie celebratory noose and promptly attach it to neck and tree.2: To celebrate your transformation into a slinky, you try to attach a noose to your neck and a nearby tree. But you're a slinky. You have no arms. You continue to slink down the hill.
> Attack the Topic if all my might. :V4: You launch a vicious assault on the topic itself. You are big enough for that, right?
> Test out my new eyes on everyone that has revived. Because people die when they are killed, and should stay dead.3(-1): After what happened before, you're not going to use these eyes unless absolutely necessary.
>Promise to give the Rod of Remorse back if she takes me to the moon.4: You promise to give the Rod of Remorse back if she takes you to the moon. She simply takes the rod from you and beats you over the head with it.
>Having died, reincarnate into something.4: You try to reincarnate, but get held back by paperwork. Who knew the afterlife was so fussy with its rules and regulations?
> Ban magicalness from everywhere such that all actions after mine must be achievable by normal human physical means.2: You try to ban magicalness, but find that such an act would be magic in itself. You fail to overcome the paradox, and fail to ban magicalness as a result.
>Steal PX eyes using the Infinity Butter Knife6: You're the one with an actual knife here. Why should PX have those eyes and not you? You draw on the power of your butter knife and somehow transfer PX's Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to yourself. You can see the death of everything! And it makes you feel sick. Your head hurts.
>Invoke Unlimited Nuke Works, Road to The Nuclear Capital, the GP-02 and it's G-Bits. Focus all that destructive power on Schezo.2: As much as you want to exact your revenge on Schezo, you can't control any of your weapons whilst you're dead.
>Postpone my revival until sometime next week. I need to study for some upcoming exams.4: Even in the afterlife, you're studying. Is there no escape from exams?
>Be too awesome for Gob to touch by taking the Titanic and Komachi out to the high seas in search of riches, adventure,1: You thank Komachi for her time and disembark the Titanic. Now that you're alive, it's time to get back to solid land.and the One Piece!
> Having been woken up so rudely in our pajamas, the only proper response is to spam Master Curvy Sparks at wherever we're pointed. Which seems to be at Hanzo, and definitely not Schezo!4: What's going on? What just woke you up? You vomit out lasers in the direction of everywhere.
> Save Youkai Jesus from the Netherworld with the fury of a thousand pulsars.4: You muster the fury of more than a thousand pulsars and charge into the Netherworld, intent on saving Youkai Jesus. Pity Youkai Jesus wasn't actually there.
>If it wasn't clear, Void the fuck out of that fucking drill.4: You're not going to let this stand, you attempt to cast Biohazurd and his drill into the void.
>Protect the topic with Infinity's unlife.3: You draw on the power of Infinity's unlife to protect the topic with all your might. Nothing is going to- ohgodwhatisthatgiantflowerdoing? (-1 roll)
> Cast Tetrakarn on the Kittenblock5(+1): You cast Tetrakarn on yourself, Schezo, and Shadoweh. Unfortunately, this means that if you were to touch any of them, you'd probably hurt yourself in the process. No more hugs for the Kittenblock.
>Explore more of the subterrainean.2: You try looking for an entrance to the underground, only to walk in circles and waste your time.
>After extracting (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheCutie) the (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadeASlave) 'fanservice' (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean) out of her using everything we learned from those Reisen/Tenshi-focused doujins, flood the entire thread with enoughMeilingeseChinese propaganda to DEFECT/BRAINWASH EVERYBODY IN THE THREAD INTO JOINING THE WELCOMING (yet broken-willed (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexSlave)) ARMS OF CHINAAAA!!
>With the players of the thread at my disposal,corrupt'enlist' them into our newly-formed 'PLA Propaganda Division' byforcefully brainwashingpersuading them via turning them into cute/hot girls and have them undergo 'Regimentation'(removing them of their free will). That means you guys....and Dormio.
>With the players of the thread at my disposal,Stuffman will have to wait. Kill list > capitalcorrupt'enlist' them into our newly-formed 'PLA Propaganda Division' byforcefully brainwashingpersuading them via turning them into cute/hot girls and have them undergo 'Regimentation'(removing them of their free will). That means you guys....and Dormio.
Oh Biohazurd, I'm already corrupt. >:D
> Demand Kilga return the favour and resurrect me by accident.
3: You gather spirits around you from far and wide in order to become a ghost prince. Unfortunately, you have no idea what the process to become a ghost prince is. You wish you had a precedent to look to, a role model that you could base yourself off.Nonsense, I just need to put more effort into the preparation.
>Build a ghost palace on the foundation of our enlightenment to gather even more ghosts and spirits
Are 1s on anti-resurrection commands just as good as 6s on resurrection commands?They are!
"With the players of the thread at my disposal, corrupt and enlist them into our newly-formed Secret Police Propaganda-Enforcement Division by having our recruits forcefully brainwashed and regimented."
"Each player and the labor and advertising, propaganda and intelligence of the newly created province of the police and was forced to see the damage."
>Summon Komachi, to take away the body of Purvis. Leaving his soul, and nothing else.1: You let Purvis be, congratulating him on his recovery.
> Leave Pesco's corpse to rot lifeless.1(-1): Like hell you're going to let your friend stay dead, not after he went out of his way to save you! You study, searching for a way to bring your friend back to life...
> Modify Magical Outfit to be Mecha-like. Proceed to Bring Justice to All...By Killing Them All.3: You change your outfit to look like a mecha. Of course, this doesn't actually turn you into a mecha. It just made your clothes pointier, and it's rather uncomfortable. You can't kill everyone like this! (-1 roll)
>Make every flavor be posted in Spanish and through the power of Spanish, revive myself, THOR ESTA AQUI!6: Por supuesto que no. ?Por qu? haces esto a m?? ?POR QU?? Dormio de odio de los combustibles, y usted volver? a la vida. Infinity ha volvi? a entrar en el juego.
>Woops! Summon Youmu's soul.3: Vaya, que no estaban destinados a hacer eso. Afortunadamente, Youmu todav?a est? aqu?, ya estaba muerta despu?s de todo. Pero ella es bastante enojado con usted. (-1 Rollo)
>Being dead is a great thing. You can get taken home by Orin!6: Usted s?lo acaba de morir y, por supuesto, se ve una Kasha en direcci?n a usted con una carretilla. Seg?n lo planeado. Que paseo a lo largo de la carretilla Rin por un tiempo antes de volver a la vida. Sorprendida, le llevar? de regreso a Chireiden. Omba ha volvi? a entrar en el juego!
>I'll light the match, the flame, the fuse, the bomb1: Te odio de metal y sus temas deprimentes. ?Por qu? la gente no puede apreciar algo bueno de m?sica antigua fasioned pa?s?
Rescue the world from slavery
I wanna torch it, burn it, scorch it, fuckin' stomp it out
Laugh as it blows away
I won't eat another rotten apple
Though I've grown to like the taste (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHNCNl3MQ0)
>Leverage wisdom gained from death, hobotimes, and failing to run a business to become mayor of the human town in the local run-off elections.3: Puede utilizar las experiencias de su vida para ayudarle en su b?squeda para convertirse en el nuevo alcalde de una poblaci?n humana cercana. Gana las elecciones por goleada, pero encuentra que tiene un mont?n de problemas a tratar en esta ciudad. Y el papeleo. Hay un mont?n de papeleo. (-1 Rollo)
> Corrupt players of thread (not thread itself, lest I be a hypocrite)1: Que bendiga a los jugadores a medida que pasan por, deseando a todos un buen d?a.
>Rip forth back to life with the untold power inside of me. Break the cycle of life and death Cthulhu style with all EQs.5: A romper el ciclo de la vida y la muerte, atrapando a ti mismo en un estado de limbo. Lo sentimos.
>Raid Yuyuko's pantry, hold a feast for everyone. EVERYONE!6(-1): Yuyuko parece algo distra?do con Youmu en este momento, por lo que aprovechar esta oportunidad para robar todo de la comida. Hay que mucho de ella, y volcar todo cerca de un agujero en el suelo mientras usted empieza a preparar una fiesta gigante para todos. Despu?s de un mont?n de trabajo duro, la fiesta est? preparada. Esto va a ser tan fant?stico! (1 rollo)
>Shove whatever I can find into the hole to cover it up, don't want anyone walking by to fall into it by accident you know.4: A llenar el agujero con lo que parece ser los restos de comida. Hay que parece ser muchos de ellos apilados al lado de usted.
>With the players of the thread at my disposal,6(+1): Todos los jugadores son ahora mujeres.corrupt'enlist' them into our newly-formed 'PLA Propaganda Division' byforcefully brainwashingpersuading them via turning them into cute/hot girls and have them undergo 'Regimentation'(removing them of their free will). That means you guys....and Dormio.
>Fill out reincarnation paperwork. In triplicate. Also, this face: :(5: Llenar todo el papeleo y la reencarnaci?n est?n a punto de dejarte ir cuando te empe?as en llenarlo dos veces m?s. Usted puede estar aqu? por un tiempo.
> Comeback to the RtD from the afterlife with a flying rocket dropkick to Guardian Tempest's face.6: No puedes dejar que estas atrocidades no es controlado. Usted viene de nuevo en el tema, con una dropkick cohete volador dirigido directamente a la cara de GuardianTempest!
> Losing Tohno Shiki's eyes are no big deal. Acquire Ryougi Shiki's Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.5: Ojos Tohno Shiki no son nada en comparaci?n con Ryougi Shiki. ?Qu? es lo que gan? por renunciar a los ojos Tohno Shiki. (+1 rollo)
>Give up going to the moon and playing with Yorihime.5: Se siente triste por el hecho de que nunca llegaremos a la luna o conocer Yorihime, pero ?qu? puedes hacer?
>after being translated into spanish translate the flavor text into chinese2: Yo no s? chino.
> Change thread title to: "Roll To Dodge ~Copious Lincle Fantasia X3~"6: Dormio le da las gracias por liberarlo de la maldici?n que le oblig? a flexionar sus m?sculos constantemente.
>What you don't think I'm hot enough?! Run GuardianTempest through with an ornate sword.5: Est?s a punto de correr a trav?s de GuardianTempest con una espada l?ser cuando vienen volando a donde estaba parado. Ambos esquivar los rayos l?ser, y se procede a intentar clavarle una espada demasiado complicado una vez que el l?ser ha aclarado. (+1 rollo)
>tower over the realm by becoming an obsidian dark redoubt for a suitably evil wizard. (Wizards for hire!)4: Que usted mismo forma en una torre de obsidiana, pero sin un mago malvado para trazar dentro de ti, no eres nada.
> Demand Kilga return the favour and resurrect me by accident.6: Que velan por Kilgamayan mientras trata de encontrar una manera de traer de vuelta sin ning?n ?xito. Mientras que alrededor de pasos en la frustraci?n, se tropieza y cae sobre su cad?ver, sus labios tuyos reuni?n. Con disgusto, de dar el salto a la vida y lejos de ?l. Pesco ha volvi? a entrar en el juego!
> Wander aimlessly in search of the propaganda center.4: Pasear por un rato, pasando por tanto a un desierto y un p?ramo helado antes de que finalmente se encuentra en frente del centro de la propaganda.
>Build a ghost palace on the foundation of our enlightenment to gather even more ghosts and spirits4: Intenta construir un palacio de los fantasmas, pero descubren que tienden a flotar. Si usted supiera que alguien que ten?a un palacio fantasma que se puede pedir la ayuda de...
>Craft a mannequin out of whatever comes to hand, then possess it.4: Vas a hacer un maniqu? de lo que viene a la mano ... L?stima que no tienen a mano.
>Be the slinky noose.3: De cambiar su forma, desenroll?ndose mismo para convertirse en un lazo. Este tipo de que deje de ser un furtivo, pero al menos se puede cambiar de nuevo. (-1 Rollo)
> Hug PX5: Te abrazo y PX Tetrakarn ver causarle a la clase de veces en el mismo. No s?lo el amor de los abrazos? (+1 rollo)
> Look for (and play) the Game Boy in Kourindou while waiting for the store to become relevant to RtD shenanigans4: Usted encontrar y reproducir un Game Boy para matar el tiempo hasta que el tema de las necesidades que una vez m?s. Se le necesita o perdidas. Un d?a ... Un d?a ...
>Have Dormio translate all flavour from English/Spanish to Korean, then to Chinese, to Japanese, to English once again, to Portuguese, to Dutch, and then back to English, in that order.2: No se me hace hacer eso.
>Defend Dormio from the language fuckery.4: Dormio thanks you. So much.
> Kill whoever Schezo is killing first, just to prove to him how much better we are. Kill them with votecounts.3: You launch your lasers in the general direction of wherever Schezo is pointed. Which happens to where GuardianTempest is standing. Once you're done firing your lasers, you feel tired. You've let out too many lasers today. (-1 roll)
>Donate Bob's wealth to a good cause.4: You collect the funds you've gained from your spelunking and other activies and donate it various charities. You'll sleep well tonight, knowing that you've just saved thousands of people across the globe.
What? I missed all the better parts of the update to a language barrier. :( Who did? Oh.
>Stomp Infinity into an early grave.
^ Wouldn't it be better if you join her and her conquest?Something tells me I'm going to have to destroy the facility.
Something tells me I'm going to have to destroy the facility.That's on my to-do list comrade, right after I make my Great Revival.
That's on my to-do list comrade, right after I make my Great Revival.I was thinking more of a kinetic strike, but that works too. :3
Also, I suppose we should be thanking Schezo for putting GT outta commission for the time being, sometimes hijinks get a little too weird eh?
You forget GT, this is a forum full of mostly Lawful Good/Lawful Neutral, and Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral, we dun like being forced into stuff if we can't help it. We're quite individualistic after all.
Once I revive, I'll use Road to The Nuclear Capital and the GP-02 to nuke it from orbit. (It's the only way to be sure.)
Alternately, I can just get a new mech, one with more destructive power, and use that. (I'm thinking the Zeorymer.)
Ahh....Can you smell the Schadenfreude?
I was thinking more of a kinetic strike, but that works too. :3
Best way to make sure it ain't used again y'know?Well I'll leave it to you then.
Nukes have a longer lasting effect friend, I know a fair bit about these kinds of things.
Chalk it to random tidbits of info I pick up.
Of course, with the Zeorymer I could just utterly glass it and be done. (liberal application of the Meioh attack solves everything!)
If reviving ala Toyosatomimi doesn't work, I'll have to pull out the Masaki Kihara Gambit.
It's not my style, but...
>Add one to everyone's roll....I don't know whether to be happy or frustrated.
I hate you people, and Infinity.We wuv you too, Dormio.
Especially Infinity.
I think Dormio is practicing his beatbox right now :V
No...he's rigged the dice to his favor.
This is mod-confirmed btw
I demand compensation.Parade hypnotized/demoralized in a swimsuit of choice?
>Don't revive5: It's not like you even really wanted to play this game or anything, geez! If that Dormio won't revive, then let her be that way!
> Become Gundam Unicorn Girl, equipped with Full Armor.4(-1): You continue changing your form until you become a moe anthropomorphic version of the Unicorn Gundam. It's still hard to move around, though. (-1 roll)
>Now that I, the Thor, (THOR IS HERE), I must get back to business. Force all flavors in the next update to be posted from Pesco's point of view. If Pesco is irrelevant to the flavor or the action, so what, make him relevant, centered on him.1: You allow Dormio to carry on doing what she does. No reason for you to interfere after all.
>Have our1: With your death, your entire cult falls apart.hottest/cutestfinest of our recruits, namely Shadoweh, Dormio, Biohazurd and Pesco(Squad A) detain/capture Kasu, strap her down so we can brainwash her and sacrifice her body to my naked spirit...through all means necessary.
> Defend the next update from being screwed up.1: You've had enough of Dormio giving you all these crappy rolls. You're going to give her a piece of your mind. And the easiest way to do this would be to screw up her topic entirely. You draw on the power of your accumulated 1s and strike back against Dormio's topic.
> Since I've suddenly turned into a woman, ask Orin to acquaint me with the female body.5: Since you're already at her home and all you ask Rin to, uh, help you get familiar with your new body. The two of spend some time together as Rin, er, educates you about your new form.(+1 roll)
> Break down the door and fight my way through the propaganda facility.4: Having found the propaganda facility, you proceed to charge into the door, knocking it down. The people here seem to be in disarray, making it easy for you to charge through, tackling anyone in your way as you go.
>Rupture the space-time continuum, effectively breaking everyone's minds and links to this plane of existence which is the thread(Except Infinity, Dormio, Helepolis, DollS and Himiko), while reviving with all EQs at the same time.1: You leave the space-time continuum alone, after having seen what happened the first time someone tampered with it.
>Stomp Infinity into an early grave.1(+1): You search for Infinity, intent on bringing about her end to make her pay for her Spanish stunt. Unfortunately, you fail to find her.
>engage in diplomatic talks with Pesco, to see if he (now she?) would revive me.1: You try to stab Pesco in the in the back, you can't trust her at all. Unfortunately, being an obsidian tower obstructs your ability to become a diplomat.
>have flavor written backwords also :35: )llor 1+( ?serac ohw tub ,hsilpmocca lliw siht tahw wonk t'nod uoY .sdrawkcab srovalf ruoy fo lla setirw oimroD
>Finish the paperwork and hit submit!3: You finally manage to finish all the paperwork for the third time, when you're called on by the mayor of the local human village to do some more paperwork.
> Submit essay on how awesome Ash Ketchum is to parser to become new parser.6: Who is this "Dormio" and why should I care? I foiled the plots of terrorist organizations, became a Pokemon Master and tamed GODS at the age of ten. Has this "Dormio" person achieved anything close to what I have?
>Deal with the problems of the human town employing the wisdom of Honorable Mayor Haggar: Hands on approaches and the periodic table flip. Also get a guy to deal with paperwork.5(-1): You speak to the people, showing them that you're just like them. Bar the fact that you're so much better than them. You know that the paperwork won't fill itself out while you're gone, so you rope in some shmuck to do it for you.
>Pull a Toyosatomimi and make with the resurrection of the self.6: You're going to resurrect, and nothing will stop you. Even if you're forced to use the spirits of the dead, you will return. In fact, you think you'll do that right now. Hanzo K. has reentered the game!
> Vielen Dank fur die Blumen.6: You thank everyone for the flowers. Especially Yuuka, who also thanks you in return for being such an awesome flower.
> Vielen Dank, wie lieb von dir. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcdVIdtOqY)
>Reincarnate as a Lunar Rabbit!4: You try to bring yoruself back as a Lunar Rabbit. There's no need to travel to the room if you spawn there, right? Unfortunately, there appear to be no new openings for another moon rabbit. Try again later!
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/MadokaRunes.png)4(+1): You also search for the rabbit wandering around and make the contract. You gain the abilities of a magical girl in addition to your Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. You're sure you can use the two together in some way. (+1 roll)
Make the contract and become a magical girl
>Turn the thread title... into something of Dormio's choice. Give him a break already :/3(+1): Why should I give this "Dormio" person a break? I'll change the topic to whatever I want.
> Distract Yuyuko and Yoshika for just long enough that the Mystias can eat them.5: You say hello to Yuyuko and Yoshika, and start a meaningful conversation with the two of them about how to best eat your food. While you do this, the two Mystias sneak up behind Yuyuko and Yoshika, before they both leap and swallow them whole! Revenge is good, no?
>Learn teleport and teleport to the Hells of Blazing Fire to sightseeing. :V Nothing can go wrong, right. :V6: You develop the ability to teleport. Why? So you can go to the Hells of Blazing Fire, of course. You teleport to the Hell of Blazing Fires, where you catch fire. Who would have known that there were blazing fires in the hell of blazing fires?
> Commit suicide ironically.6(-1): You hang yourself, despite the fact that you're a noose. You have no idea this work, but it just does. And it's fantastic. (+1 roll)
> Cause the next update to be posted as an mp3 of Dormio attempting rap, beatbox included.4: Dormio attempted rap. Dormio failed. Dormio burnt all the evidence.
> Frown since I didn't get to finish Guardian Tempest off and wander around undoing all of Guardian Tempest's messes from since he captured China.1: You smile, there's no point in dwelling on your past failures.
>Consider molesting self.6: You think about molesting yourself when you wonder, why not just do it? You [REDACTED] yourself.
> Cameo in other Dormio games, should they go to Kourindou6: Some random adventurer buys and equips you. You're finally relevant! Smashy has reentered the game!
>Explode creating a cloud of manliness and resurrecting3: You explode in a cloud of manliness. Unfortunately, exploding is rather counterproductive to resurrecting.
>Bob is a man's name, thus a woman would not be named Bob, therefore Bob never was a woman and always a man, capiche?4: Amen, brother.
>Add one to everyone's roll.2: What, you think that you can get into my system? Dormio's computer may be easy to hack, but not mine.
> Destroy everyone responsible for the impossible to understand Roll to Dodge updates with BULLETS MADE OF BULLETS. Including Dormio. It's not Serial Killing if you don't catchem all!5(+1): You're taking your revenge on everyone responsible for tampering with the update, screw those people making the thread unreadable!
> Develop a portable hole6(-1): You create a hole that you can move around at will. It's bound to come in handy. (+1 roll)
>Check if alive or not3: You check, and you're still dead.
> Replace one of Kilga's Mystias with me.
Well, now I don't know what to do.....I think I found what I need for my next step.
> Wander around looking for something to do since this alive things is kinda boring......
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How can the Moon be full? ???Usually happens once a month. Oh wait-
Usually happens once a month. Oh wait-
> Put all the flavor messages in a different language for each one. Make it unstoppable for this round.0: :D
>Realizing you have strayed from 'The Cause' and wills to come back with a second wind at finishing it, come back as the genderflipped 'Prince(ss) Kassad, the GLA Stealth6: You resurrect yourself as Princess Kassad. Nobody see this, of course. You work from the shadows, after all. GuardianTempest has reentered the game!PervertGeneral (http://wiki.falloutstudios.org/wiki/Manual:ShockWave/Factions/Prince_Kassad).
>Possess Conq's soul and turn him into a SCV and force him to make a Terran base.4: You attempt to turn Conq into a SCV, who else will build your base?
>Help Orin fuel the Nuclear Furnace with corpses. Let's see what happens when we double the input.6(+1): Once you're done exploring your new body with Rin, you offer your services in fueling the nuclear furnace. You dump everything in there, with Rin shouting "What are you doing?!" as you do so. You know, you should have seen the nuclear meltdown coming.
> Replace one of Kilga's Mystias with me.2: You could never take the place of one of Kilgamayan's Mystias, you have no idea how to.
>Replace the other of Kilga's Mystias with Momijibot :trollface:4: You try to replace one of Kilgamayan's Mystias, but find that a barrier has been set up around them, preventing you from taking either of their places.
> Wander around looking for something to do since this alive things is kinda boring......2: You want something to do, but find nothing. You think you might have heard a voice in your head, but you ignore it and continue to search for something to do.
>Explore and find +Fire Resistance armour from treasure chests hidden behind walls. Don't wanna be burned again D:3: You explore the underground, and even manage to find some red armor that supposedly gives fire resistance. Unfortunately, you drop all your loot when you trip. You lament the loss of your newfound goods. (-1 roll)
> Convert all CO2 of the world into O2 by selfproduced photosynthesis, so that everyone except Infinity dies by oxygen toxicity. (Yuuka is save because she is within the flower range where the effect does not work)6: You put all of your chloroplasts into overdrive, rapidly converting all of the world's availible CO2 into O2. Soon, the world is so rich with O2 that no normal person could function properly within it.
>Brb dropping the flower sun5: You've done it before, you can do it again. You drop the (flower) sun in an attempt to stop it from destroying the world. (+1 roll)
>WAHAHA, backhand everyone in the face3(+1): You backhand everyone you can reach in the face to establish superiority.
>Get tired of waiting for reincarnation, possess one of Kilga's Mystias.1: You continue to wait patiently. Your time will come eventually.
>Reincarnate as a butterfly3: You resurrect as a butterfly, only to be killed by some passerby claiming to be testing out the "butterfly effect".
>Defeat the head person of kappa village in a table-flipping contest for political control over the kappa village.1: You visit the kappa village and offer the mayor there a table, as a sign of good faith. The mayor of the kappa village says that she looks forward to working with you in the future.
>Form from with the oblivion which is death, sending pulse waves of despair at everyone besides Infinity, Helepolis, Himiko and Dormio. All the while, reviving self from the pulse waves with all EQs.5: You manipulate the powers of death to bring yourself back to life, when suddenly, the concept of death is removed. What is this sunflower rubbish?
>Defeat Re- Ash at the top of Mt. Silver.5: You climb to the top of Mt. Silver, where you find Ash waiting. The two of you engage in an epic duel, and ultimately, you emerge victorious. Ash congratulates you on your victory before leaving. (+1 roll)
>Send Doll.S a vision in which I show her the light to employ her as prophet and promise her a place in our BFF ghost council if she can build us a church3: You channel a vision to DollS, but are rudely interrupted by some block of obsidian dropping next to you.
>Its an INCIDENT!1(-1): With your newfound powers, you consider defending the people from any threats when you think to yourself: Why should you have to do this? You decide to use your powers for the greater evil, aiding anyone that wants to rid the world of these worthless people.
> You are Hero999, Fairy Magical Girl With Outfit Modeled to Unicorn with Full Armor. Exterminate the Threats tomanwomankind.
> Cut up every girl in the thread5(+1): What good are your new eyes if you don't use them? This is going to be fun...
>Join Dorian's group of ghosts.4: You join the ghosts gathered around Dorian G. You totally fit in, what with you being a tower of obsidian amongst a group of ghosts. This doesn't change the fact that you're still a lump of obsidian, though.
>Now that I've revived, locate one Masaki Kihara, or one Masato Akitsu, and convince them and their mech, the Zeorymer, to join my cause....Blowing stuff up! Failing that, go straight to the Tekkouryu/Hakkeshu and try to convince them to join up. As long as they're getting to blast stuff on the surface, they oughta be happy.6: You find both Masaki Kihara and Masato Akitsu, and they both seem to be fighting for control of the Zeorymer. You tell them that they should join you on your quest to blow stuff up. They happily agree, and decide to start with you.
> Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy. Nerf Smashy.2: You attempt to hack into Dormio's system to nerf Smashy, before finding out that she has new security programs put into place, which promptly kick you out.
> Find Meiling and free her from the cult.1: Within all the havoc you assume control of the cult, taking all of its possessions, including Meiling, as your own.
>Roll a 11: I... ... What am I meant to do here? ... ... ...
> Be upgraded to a +5 Smashy3: The adventurer equipping you takes you to the local blacksmith, upgrading yourself to +5. Unfortunately, with the recent nerfs to you, you're still weaker than you were before. (-1 roll)
>Revive Dormio after finishing with self molestations.2: You'd totally revive Dormio, if you weren't too busy molesting yourself.
>Taking advantage of my guaranteed +2 roll, purge the disease of death from this world, so that those that would die are instead reincarnated as giant sunflowers. Applies to all entities currently in the graveyard as well.6: You remove the status known as "death", it's far too depressing. Instead, you alter the rules of the world so that, instead of dying, people are reanimated as giant sunflowers when killed.
> Apply a true-love-powered full status restore and spiritual guard to both Mystias to undo any and all attempts to replace, possess, or otherwise negatively influence them, and permanently guard them from replacement and possession by other people.6: All you need is the power of love. You create the strongest barrier, fuelled purely by love, to protect the Mystias from and all prior, current, and future attempts to negatively influence them in any way.
> Now that I have shown off my martial prowess by murdering Dormio in cold blood, recruit an army of innocent townies to learn my style and bring themhome to serve the Kittenblock.2: You boast about how you've killed Dormio and try to get the townies to sheep to you. For some reason, they don't seem to trust you. Perhaps you shouldn't have killed someone for no reason right in front of them.
>Become a book in Patchouli's library.5: You become a book within the Voile. You are never seen again.
> Throw portable hole under PX2: You throw the hole at PX, but miss. Holes, how do they work?
>Razor wire noose? Razor wire noose.2(+1): You shift your form once more, turning yourself into razor wire. You cut through the tree that you had attached yourself to, though. Oops. (-1 roll)
>Check Dormio for pulse, and dispense medical aid. If hopeless, give decent burial.6: You check Dormio for a pulse, and find one! You quickly shove random medicines down Dormio's throat before declaring her condition to be helpless. "Hey, I'm still aliv-" Completely helpless. You bury Dormio in a nice patch of land. "But I'm still aliv..." Dormio has become a giant sunflower!
I forgot nothing.
>I have at my disposal (other than my stealthily-hot 'visual appeal' and my marksmanship): Jarmen Kell (http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18796/827894-generals_jarmen_kell_large.jpg) the GLA Sniper Hero, dozens (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/sniper1cq5.jpg/sr=1) of snipers (http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/13/12336/gla_sniper_2.jpg), a freaking Stealth Tank (http://contra.cncguild.net/Screenshots/ST00.jpg), stealth hijackers, stealth buildings, stealth demo traps, stealth terrorists, stealth rebels, the GPS Scrambler, stealth EVERYTHING!!!
>Take out Infinity and whatever Terran resistance she has, proving high technology is useless to cunning tactics, stealth abilities, elite snipers, harassment, unconventional warfare, and a storm of OVERSIZED Armour-Piercing Rounds/Rockets/Bullets/Danmaku/Whatever hailing from ridiculous distances.
What.Thors have built-in toilets. Bunkers have Marines in them, Toxin Tractors will deal with those. Supply Depots house weapons.
WHAT. I DON'T HAVE TECHNOLOGY I JUST HAVE THORS. AND BUNKERS. AND SUPPLY DEPOTS. POSSIBLY A TOILET.
Well, that didn't work.
>Become Yoshika.
Make love not warcraft :ohdear:Fixed
True love will protect no one from the power of parapara! >:D
>Force revive Dorian as an evil wizard that rules over Isengard and who banishes Schezo to the very top of my obsidian ramparts.Well then ...
> Construct additional pylons.
>Who cares about:o But what can Rin do that China can't?big breastsChina? Ask Satori to use the molten Nuclear Furnace's energy to project suggestive images of Rin into everybody's head to stop all violence.
KASUI must change the ways of the cult, making us into a peaceful organization.
Y U NO USE POWER?
:o But what can Rin do that China can't?Permanent nekomimi-modo. :V
I have cosplayed Milfeulle Sakuraba. No amount of spastic flailing can possibly embarrass me.Embarrass =/= annihilate.
> Use the power of Parapara to tear a hole in the fabric of space-time.5(Wounded): You dance and reopen one of the tears through space-time that ravaged the topic a while ago. Inside, you find Pesco warping something in. It looks like this is a safe zone of sorts. (+1 roll)
>Become Yoshika.2: You fail to become Yoshika, since she's already been eaten and all.
> BRAINLEECH EVERYONE6: You stick seeds into every brain you see, including yours. You try to leech their brainpower, but find that it affects you first.
>Attempt to expand to my natural expansion and plant flowers gardens all around it. I need those resources, especially since Conq refuses to join me.1(-1): You turtle hard. Who knows what terrors are waiting out there for you? And there's no way you're going to create more flowers. There are way too many of those damn things around.
> Evolve into Terumi Yuuka (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/996930) (Yuu-kun, Yuuka's brother BV) with german accent and take Yuugi (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/843658), Yukari (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/947333)and Meiling (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/842875) on a date.6(-1): You condense all your power to take on the form of a man. A man with a german accent and an awesome shirt/vest combo. You find Yuugi, Yukari, and Meiling and tell all three of them that you'd like to engage in an intimate relationship with the three of them. You promise to meet them all in an hour. (+1 roll)
> Continue wandering around looking for something to do, to the heavens and beyond if I have to.1(-1): You sit down and meditate.
>I have at my disposal (other than my stealthily-hot 'visual appeal' and my marksmanship): Jarmen Kell (http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18796/827894-generals_jarmen_kell_large.jpg) the GLA Sniper Hero, dozens (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/sniper1cq5.jpg/sr=1) of snipers (http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/13/12336/gla_sniper_2.jpg), a freaking Stealth Tank (http://contra.cncguild.net/Screenshots/ST00.jpg), stealth hijackers, stealth buildings, stealth demo traps, stealth terrorists, stealth rebels, the GPS Scrambler, stealth EVERYTHING!!!6(+1): You launch several strikes against Infinity's Terran base, if you keep chipping away at it, it'll fall, right? You manage to steal some of Infinity's technologies while you're at it, too.
>Take out Infinity and whatever Terran resistance she has, proving high technology is useless to cunning tactics, stealth abilities, elite snipers, harassment, unconventional warfare, and a storm of OVERSIZED Armour-Piercing Rounds/Rockets/Bullets/Danmaku/Whatever hailing from ridiculous distances.
>5(Wounded): You heal yourself through the power of love~ Lots and lots of [l]love[/i]~ (+1 roll)rapemake love to all of gensokyo
>Zengarmon CHOU SHINKA3: You don't have enough affection, you fail to evolve.
>Kick Dr Homurawr so hard he actually dies.3: You find DrRawr engaged in some loving with the world. Disgusted at the sight, you kick her. Repeatedly. (-1 roll)
> Burn the evil Sunflowers, they are preventing the glory of death.3(+1): You're going to set fire to any new sunflower that appears. People should die when they are killed.
>Sunflowers? Become herbicides, spray everywhere.1: You become a pile of fertilizer, providing nutritution for all the plants of the world.
>Puny Shamanic Giant Sunflowers! Revive as Ragnaros, and erupt from the core of the earth, instantly melting all except Infinity, Dormio, German Flowers, Helepolis and Himiko. All the while with all EQs1: You cower in fear of the giant sunflowers, hiding in the sanctuary that is death.
> Heal up from that wound, the nasty stuff.3(Wounded): It is nasty stuff. Very nasty. Despite all of the Mystia's efforts, you fail to recover. Kilgamayan has become a giant sunflower and was set on fire!
>Reveal to the world the fact that Dr Rawr isn't a real doctor1(+1): You try to warn the world that DrRawr is not a real doctor, but find that you can't bring yourself to do that to her.
>Work to improve human/kappa relations, via dinner, dancing, and perhaps a trade agreement.3(Wounded): You go on several outings with the mayor of the kappa town, and you have a rather fun time with her. Unfortunately, it seems that there are those that would prefer not to see the human/kappa dynamics change. Your food was poisoned. Purvis has become a giant sunflower and was set on fire!
> Death? I-it's not like I wanted to die or anything....4: I mean, if you die, then you die, right? Nothing you can really do about that...
>Force revive Dorian as an evil wizard that rules over Isengard and who banishes Schezo to the very top of my obsidian ramparts.3: You force Dorian to revive, but have no idea what this does for you. When Dorian touches you, you fall over, crushing Dorian in the process.
> Construct additional pylons.3(+1): You warp in some pylons. You have no idea what you're going to do with them or the "psi" they provide, though.
> Wait a bit to see if this works but then integrate Dan(the obsidian thingy) into our ghost palace and fix what ever was wrong with it3: You regain your form momentarily, and use this opportunity to try to use the nearby obsidian block to fix your ghost palace. Unfortunately, the lump of obsidian falls on top of you again while you're investigating how you could use it to fix your ghost palace.
> Photosynthesize2: Without any sunlight, you fail to photosynthesize.
> Free Meiling.4(+1): You let Meiling go, who thanks you for freeing her. You're going to bring about change in this cult. (+1 roll)
>Find that one Shinigami that ferried me last time and poke her while yelling "TAG YOU'RE IT!" and running off like a lunatic.2: You search for that shinigami again, but fail to find her. Where could she have gone?
>Sit on adventurer's head while said adventurer does the most extreme flower gathering imaginable.2: You fall off the adventurer's head. The adventurer promptly picks you up and goes to the blacksmith to have you repaired.
>Who cares about1(-1): Satori forces you to get to work on repairing the nuclear furnace. So annoying.big breastsChina? Ask Satori to use the molten Nuclear Furnace's energy to project suggestive images of Rin into everybody's head to stop all violence.
>By molesting myself to the extreme, bring Dormio back into his normal form.3(+1): You think you may have just creeped Dormio out enough by molesting yourself to make him want to return to his original form.
> Use my giant sunflowery head to shade Kitten4u the flower, reverting her to her shadoweh form.6: You shade Kitten4u, making sure that she gets none of that sunlight. You need all of it for yourself. Shadoweh has reentered the game!
>Develop a way to win the thread.6(-1): Having buried Dormio, you search for the true path. Lo and behold, a gateway opens up before you, labelled "Stage 1". Could this path lead to victory? (+1 roll)
>Attach sirens to eyes and go on bottom of my mood swing. WEOO WEOO2: Unfortunately, you have no eyes to attach a siren to.
>Surround myself with peashooters and defeat all threats to me.5: You surround yourself with peashooters, but have no idea what you're meant to do with them. You're a flower.
Problem, Tempest(s)?
Since I got a +1 on the next roll I propably won't die when I do this
> Meet up with Yuugi, Yukari and Meiling and have a date with all of them at once and have the perfect candle light dinner with all of them in the sunflower field (that's how awesome I am)
Watch me tempt fate!Flowers are flammable.
> douse the firelord flames and prevent his resurrection forever
>What? You want to offer yourself to me as a sacrifice? How kind.
actually for get flowers and datingHey remember my post about the overshoot system? Lol try something like 10-sided ones, 100 sides are WTH.
>make all future rolls with a 100 sided dice
>Use Science to destroy ~*~the economy~*~
>Develop alternate win condition5(+1): In case anyone tries to obstruct you from winning, you create a new win condition for yourself. By collecting the essences of earth, fire, wind, water, and heart, you can call on Captain Planet to win the game for you.
>Devour whatever's left of Hero999's soul to heal my self from the sickening love.3(-1): You wish you could take Hero999's soul, but this love is stopping you from doing anything that could harm another person.
>Rip the earth in half while reviving(And Kilga while i'm at it), instantly imploding everyone except Infinity, Dormio, Himiko, Kilga and all the sunflowers. With all EQs1: You work from beyond the grave to keep the world intact, though you wonder how much impact you have on it.
>Through the flowery powers of flower, return to being a Thor and make Pesco into a SCV as I attempt to revive the gloriously small base I was turtling in.3: Unfortunately, the Thor doesn't run very well with flower power and it blows itself up, with you still inside.
>Sneak up in front of the gateway, getting in Bob's way. Afterwards disable pocket Stealth Generator to reveal self, then strip all clothing/equipment but footwear, fingerless gloves, the cloth-turban-whatever and (improvised, strips of wide cloth and bandages for an) underwear and rightfully liberate him, so as to persuade him to allow accompaniment of a 'beautiful (terrorist) princess'. Use more female personnel if required.3: You camp out in front of the portal that opened up in front of Bob, waiting for him to appear. You wait... and wait. Where is he? You search for him, and he appears to be doing something else. You feel rather annoyed. (-1 roll)
> Bottle intelligence and sell for profit, continuing on to monopolising the entire thread.6(-1): You bottle up all the excess intelligence, and sell it back to everyone that you leeched it from for massive profits. (+1 roll)
> Eliminate the Sunflower lovers, Sunflowers are too bright!6: You can't stand sunflowers and what they stand for. Using your villainous methods, you remove the flowers from existance.
> Contemplate where I would go if I had decided to wander around instead of meditating.5: You would have wandered to the south, who knows what fun things may be there? You get rather excited, eagerly anticipating what may be in store for you in the future. (+1 roll)
> Heal up with the glorious power of house muzak. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Y8QdAv4uQ)2(+1): You try to chill out to some house muzak, but some idiot is running around and destroying all the giant sunflowers. And the noise she's making blocks out your music. You can't enjoy the music like this.
> Click on Infinity 20 times until he explodes.2: You click on Infinity, listening to the funny things he says, but before the 20th click, something blew him up. You feel like you've had something taken away from you.
> douse the firelord flames and prevent his resurrection forever1: You ignite the flames of the firelord, bringing her into the topic to reign chaos over it. The firelord starts by trying to consume you.
> Bring back the cycle of life and death via song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)1(+1): You sing, but your voice fails to fix the cycle of life and death, since someone already seems to have done something about it.
> Meet up with Yuugi, Yukari and Meiling and have a date with all of them at once and have the perfect candle light dinner with all of them in the sunflower field (that's how awesome I am)4(+1): You arrive early, waiting with a gift for each of the wonderful women you're about to meet. You take the three of them to the garden of the sun, where all of you enjoy a romantic dinner. All three seem to be having a great time. Could anything go wrong at this point? (+1 roll)
>make all future rolls with a 100 sided dice5(-1): You ask Dormio to roll all of your actions with d100. Dormio gives you the green light. Though he does seem to wonder how this is going to affect his system.
>Haunt Kilga!3: You follow Kilgamayan around, making noises to annoy her. You have no idea if she can hear you or not, though.
> Evolve from a sunflower back into my normal not-on-fire form.6: You're a busy woman, you don't have time to not be your normal not-on-fire self. You revert back to your previous form. Kilgamayan has reentered the game!
>Having transmigrated through humanity, possessing spirit, human reborn, and then plant, there is only one place left to go: Become Robo-Purvis.1: You make a vow to disassemble every robot when you gain the ability to do so. Those cold, calculating machines simply can't be trusted.
>Embrace our destiny of rolling 1s and become the 1.6: You become... The One. You have no idea what The One does, but hey, you're alive again. yuyukos has reentered the game!
> Well that's Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczjCi73So8)3: What's so bad about being dead, anyway? There's nothing that can hurt you, and no one that will nag.
>Reform back into a form more capable of doing things, one not unlike my initial form.1: You transform into a form more useless than what you are right now. You have no idea why you did this.
> Remind the blacksmith to use bandaids instead of hammers. And try to get a little flower hairpin at it, for added NTR resist.5: The blacksmith patches you up as good as new, or she would have had you not given her a few pointers on optimizing the bonuses. You're even better than before, now. (+1 roll_
>Find true SCIENCE. And some lovely scientist to love.3: You search for SCIENCE and a scientist to go with it, but it seems that both seem to be out of reach for those without proper human forms.
>2: Your rolls are as empty as your post.
>Who stuck this giant sunflower on my head? Crawl out from underneath the dirt and breathe the fresh air. Live burials sure are a nuisance.1: Here you are, enjoying your new life as a sunflower when somebody removes your existance. How rude.
>Play Tag with Shiki instead4: You play tag with Shikieiki. And by tag, you mean get caught by. And by play, you mean get lectured by. This sucks.
>Use Science to destroy ~*~the economy~*~1: Through hard work and joint community projects the economy is stronger than ever.
>Revive as a zombie fairy.4: You become a zombie fairy, only to be blown up by Rin since she was bored.
>End the RTD thread. By shooting Dormio.2: You shoot at Dormio, but your shots fail to kill him. He's a zombie, yo.
> Spread the :D3: You spread :D to everyone in the topic, but now you don't feel as special. :(
>CREATE A MASSIVE VOID REACTION THAT MAKES EVERYONE MOLEST THEMSELF. FATALLY.1: After having seen what you did to Dormio, you decide to molest yourself in private.
>While I'm at it, make blueprints of the Nuclear Furnace. Someone might be interested in them.5: Since you're fixing it, you might as well figure out how it works. You copy down the structure of the furnace, who knows when this will come in useful. (+1 roll)
> Water Kitten4u with kittens until she possesses one.4: You shower Kitten4u with kittens, but it doesn't appear to do anything.
What's with the EQ's?
Update will be a bit late, was doing something else. orz
>become long hair ♂Yuuka and team up (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/958523) with long hair ♀Yuuka(Classic 4tw) and beat down everyone who's against flowers in the most sadistic way that is even possible, starting with Villain999 (including all who revived since the flower death flavor) Note: everyone who is nice to flowers this round is save, except Villain999!> Take revenge on everyone in the topic by putting on our pajamas and joining German Flower Yuuka in trying to beat down everyone against flowers, avoiding being targetted for death myself.
> Unleash a game of Zombie Tag in the topic
No update today or tomorrow, sorry.
I have a 40% assignment due on Wednesday that I've been sitting on for the entire semester and oh god how am I supposed to finish this on time.
I was planning on doing today's earlier, but the forums went down for upgrades or whatever, so oh well.
HAEUN I FINISHED MY ASSIGNMENT, WHY IS YOURS NOT DONE WITH ROLL TO DODGE?
> LurkNot a bad idea!
> Unleash Ragnarok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnorok).5: You unleash a small Ragnarok. It's small because you are dead. And nobody notices.
> Hug my Mystias in celebration of returning.5: Both Mystias glomp you in joy! (+1 roll)
>Hijack thread, taking full control of it and change the thread title to '1st Roll to Dodge: Won by the Stealth General'2: If Pesco couldn't hack the code to Dormio's system then neither can you.
Hope it isn't garrisoned.
>Become Ragnaros The Firelord. With all EQs instead of Sulfurion. And have the 4.2 patch model(WoW)2: You do not meet the minimum requirements to become Ragnaros.
> Travel south and keep traveling south collecting things along the way that will help me with my ultimate goal and looking for stuff to do.3: You travel south and pick up everything that isn't nailed down along the way. The load of trash you're gathering is becoming quite a burden. (-1 roll)
>(ﾟдﾟ)4: :qq:
> Create a Nice6: You've got plans for a Nice Boat. A damn fine Nice Boat. And you make it happen. The Boat is so Nice that Komachi and Minamitsu want to touch it.SpaceshipBoat
>become long hair ♂Yuuka and team up (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/958523) with long hair ♀Yuuka(Classic 4tw) and beat down everyone who's against flowers in the most sadistic way that is even possible, starting with Villain999 (including all who revived since the flower death flavor) Note: everyone who is nice to flowers this round is save, except Villain999!5: ♀Yuuka heartily agrees to have some sport with whoever thinks they can fool around with her flowers. (+1 roll)
>Become a Fireproof Ent in the shape(and size) of a normal human through sheer willpower!3: After focusing long and hard enough you feel as if you've become humanoid. You would hope you're fireproof as well. (-1 roll)
>Be of good cheer. It's okay to be blown up every once in a while, that's how the life of a zombie fairy is. :)4: Rin notices your liveliness at being blown up. She does it again.
>catch ALL the pokemon and digimon83: You capture all known pokemon and Digimon. Professor Oak would be proud. If only you had a pokedex. (+1 roll)
>Spray sunflower pollen as thickly as possible. We're see how those unnatural mechanical bastards like it when they pass through and get their vents all clogged up.3: You release your pollen to the air but there is no wind to carry them anywhere.
>Build interstellar amusement park3: It looks like a big job for one person to do alone. You're getting it started though. (-1 roll)
> Release the penguins.4: You release the penguins. They're very confused as to what to do with their new freedom.
> Kill all magical girls (anyone with a magical girl in their avatar).4: You attempt to kill all the magical girls in the vicinity!
>GB2 human form, and search for a lovely scientist again. A strawberry-colored scientist, if you catch my drift.1: You vow never to take up the form of a human ever again. At the same time you harbour a hatred of scientests, especially strawberry-coloured ones.
>Lament our misfortune of rolling well on poor flavor posts.6: You cry a river on how poorly your rolls have gone. Everyone can't help but stop and feel sorry for you. Isn't it sad yuyukos? ;_;
>Boop Shiki's nose4: You flick Shiki on the nose. She replies with a Kyan!Smash on your head.
> Troll Pesco with this lack of nerfing1: You petition to Pesco to notice your overpowered bonuses that deserve to be nerfed.
> Unleash a game of Zombie Tag in the topic5: You add Zombie Tag to the mess that this game has become. Who is chasing who now?
> Take revenge on everyone in the topic by putting on our pajamas and joining German Flower Yuuka in trying to beat down everyone against flowers, avoiding being targetted for death myself.2: You try to join Yuuka going out on her hunt. She simply shoos you away saying that you're too weak.
>Bloom the Saigyou Ayakashi and use it to devour everyone.2: Saigyou Ayakashi refuses to bloom without some kind of motivation.
>Make myself useful as a safehouse to the humans. Let's try not to fall over this time and kill... oh let's say, people with touhou related avatars.6: You become a safe haven for humans. You even manage move to wherever humans who may be in danger are to defend them from people wearing the faces of touhous. (+1 roll)
> Lurk1: You attempt to garner as much attention as possible in all places accessible to you.
> To celebrate the successful repair of the Nuclear Furnace, throw a party that cumulates in Pesco's insertion into the furnace.6: The repaired Nuclear Furnace lights up the world as the heart of your celebration party. You tell your guests the main show will be insertion of Pesco into the core of the furnace.
> Be not forgetful. :<6: You undergo memory training to remember everything you ever experience.
>Become a fisherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCuVJYOXCU).1: A life on the high seas doesn't suit you. You run away to become a city man.
>Watch as Schezo blooms the Saigyou Ayakashi.2: You don't have eyes to see who the blooming is blooming what the blooming blooming
> With new money, buy a WEAPON OF AWESOME (+10)6: You buy a WEAPON OF AWESOME +10 and it comes with a whole bunch of other extras too, such as ARMOUR OF AWESOME.
> Lurks too6: You watch, from the shadows, Kitten4u doing it wrong. Dorian G. has reentered the game!
>Procrastinate my revival until it's due.2: You fidget at the thought of revival.
>Protect Pesco from burnination by furnace.1: You throw Pesco into a furnace in an attempt to incinerate him.
4(+1): You arrive early, waiting with a gift for each of the wonderful women you're about to meet. You take the three of them to the garden of the sun, where all of you enjoy a romantic dinner. All three seem to be having a great time. Could anything go wrong at this point? (+1 roll)
5: ♀Yuuka heartily agrees to have some sport with whoever thinks they can fool around with her flowers. (+1 roll)
> Using EQUIPMENT OF AWESOME, change the entire RtD system to use d42s instead.2: Unforutnately, your equipment alone is not enough to change the entire system. You need levels too, man.
>My life for Aiur! Revive with all EQs as Zeratul.5: You're given another chance at life! Which you promptly give to Aiur.
> Get smashy with Smashy upon the faces of all magical girls (Villain999 and Rawr).1: You protect the all magical girls with the power of love.
> Drink some tea for now. Should take it easy once in awhile y'know?5: You sit down and take it easy, grabbing a cup of tea and sipping it slowly. Taking breaks and staying well rested is important. (+1 roll)
> Use the power of ridiculously moe singing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EESYrVEvuE) to make everyone else bleed to death.4: You unleash some extremely moe singing upon the world, but as everyone is female, nobody bleeds to death. Except Dormio. Oh, and Dorakyura.
> Row Row Fight the6: You prepare to break the unbreakable, the topic itself. What other feat could be greater for a villain like you?PowerFlowerWorld.
>strap dynamite on to all pokemon and digimon and shoot them out of a cannon at people21(+1): You strap some dynamite onto your pokemon and digimon. Before launching them at people, you fire a test shot with a Pikachu that blows up in your face. Perhaps you should think twice about firing explosives with more explosives. (Wounded)
>Snipe the thread's pilot and become the new parser, taking full control of the thread...whilst distracting the opposition with my unseen hotness.2: You try to get a clean shot on Dormio, but you can't find him anywhere.
>Become Lyrica.6: You're a ghost, Lyrica is a ghost, the two of you are practically the same. No, that's wrong. The two of you ARE the same. Crow Cakes has reentered the game
> Work with Utsuho to use the furnace's power to have a boiling hot geyser erupt directly into the Hakurei Shrine while Reimu is sleeping. It's payback time.1: Satori forces you to create more safety mechanisms on the nuclear furnace, so that a repeat of your previous incident never happens again.
> Redo my last Post with a +2 because you are a baka Dormio or kill yourself with a +64: You dwell on the past, revisiting your memories. Oh, the things that could have been. At least you manage to heal up while you're reminiscing.
>Break the vow, become human again. Also build a VIVIT.4: You break your vow and become human, long enough to build a VIVIT. Unfortunately, breaking the vow has its repercussions, and you lose the life you just gained.
> Harness the power of true love to fix all my future rolls for actions involving at least one Mystia as 6s.5(+1): You hook up yourself and the two Mystias to power up a strange machination that somehow rigs the dice to give you 6's, provided that you and at least one Mystia are invovled.
> Join Kasu with coffee and smoke pipe while writing a wall full of shiny content that will never get posted5: You decide that you too should take it easy. You smoke a pipe and drink some coffee whilst working on your words that will never be seen by anyone else. Taking it easy sure does make life good. (+1 roll)
> Steal Yukari's powers6: You liberate Yukari's powers from her and use them to gap yourself back into the game. PX has reentered the game!
> Pick Koishi.2: You try to select Koishi, only to find that she appears to have been banned. Stupid AGI carries.
>Suck up some ambient magestical powers, and evolve from a sunflower to Etrian Odyssey-style Flower Folk.3: You absorb some magestical powers become one of the flower folk, only to be slain by a passing group of adventurers. Isn't it sad?
>Activate Gengetsu Rape Time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0FkEZXVqjk)6: You unleash danmaku everywhere, nobody can dodge this. Not even yourself.
>Get in the GP-02 and go find the Hakkeshu/Tekkouryu, but be careful to not get too close in case of sudden Meioh, courtesy of Zeorymer....again.1(-1): You walk off in search of either the Hakkeshu or Tekkouryu, when the Zeorymer appears before your eyes!
>Spontaneously gain detection. Can't have lurkers firing spines at my fellow adventurer.4: You somehow gain the ability to detect invisible units. You've seen far too people being caught out and ripped apart by lurkers.
> Continue heading south until I've reached my destination, whatever it may be.2(-1): You sit down and medidate once more, thinking deeply about where you want to go.
>Offer anyone the chance to hide in my glassy halls and gables to protect themselves from future outside catastrophes at cost of their turn action2(+1): You give anyone nearby the chance to enter you in exchange for their turn action. For some reason, nobody seems to want to take you up on this offer.
>Annoy Dormio until he revives me.5: You nag at Dormio, hoping that if you annoy him enough, he'll let you revive. After about an hour of you pestering him, he gives in and brings you back into the game! Only to kill you again. And again. And again. And again. And aga(ry
>Embrace the city life by extracting essences of Earth, Wind, and Fire by becoming a Shining Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc0AW67CmA).2: You just can't get used to all the noise and lights of the city. You can't become a shining star like this.
> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Wait, huh? You're alive again? Hanged Hourai has reentered the game!
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>Become an AI. Upload self to another android. Sexy fun times with VIVIT ahoy!4: You convert your mind into data form and attempt to upload yourself into an android. The data gets corrupted by the android, though.
>1 + 1 = ???6: 1 + 1 is 6, duh. Infinity has reentered the game!
>Find a place that serves tea, then order some. Preferably with some cheesecake as well.5(Wounded): Kasu introduces you to a nice place that serves some strange tea. Oh well, it tastes pretty good. The two of you chat it up and get to know each other better. (+1 roll)
> Backstab magical girls Villain999 and Rawr with Smashy whilst their guard is down from the facade of love.3(Wounded): After having earned their trust, you engage in a group hug. And then you proceed to blow yourself up. Pesco has lost the game!
>Fulfill our righteous duty and disable Youkai Jesus from ever having a chance of reviving at all, permanently sealing his fate by sniping both Mystia's with the sniper legion.1(Wounded): You sacrifice your own lifeforce to bring Youkai Jesus into the game. What a kind and genorous soul you are. GuardianTempest has lost the game! Youkai Jesus has reentered the game!
> Too much has gone wrong in the Underground. Head to the SDM and get Remilia to hire me as a maid instead.5(Wounded): You've had enough of this place. You take your leave and travel to the SDM where you apply to be a maid and are promptly hired. Sakuya seems to have taken a shine to you, since you're actually capable of doing something, unlike the fairies. (+1 roll)
>REVIVE AS RAGNAROS WITH ALL EQS.1: You revived as a generic villager with no special skills or abilities.
> Offer Hanzo some tea.5(Wounded, +1): You take over this weird obsidian structure and turn it into your own teahouse. You look for someone to invite, and notice a Hanzo K. walking around.
> Have an 2nd personality that is Hero999.4: You already have a hero personality. You've surpressed it so much though that you can't access it any more.
> Point Pesco to the closest Infinity Blade. "I think what you're looking for is a weapon NOT A FREAKING HELMET."5(Wounded): You point Pesco to a nearby Infinity Blade, only to find that Pesco has already blown herself up. Oh well, you tried. (+1 roll)
>Devour Guardian Tempest and absorb his army to heal.1(Wounded): You run around frantically, searching for a way to stop yourself from unleashing GRT. You run but find nothing, and eventually you time out. Schezo has lost the game!
>give everyone a number and always refer to them as that number in everyones flavour.9: You try to memorize everyone's names and somehow got killed in the process. Good job.
> TAKE MY WIFE BACK! AND! MY! APPLE PIE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8_5u-cpx8) (said wife is Byakuren. Not that she'd been taken in the first place, but...)2(Wounded): You search for Byakuren, who probably has an apple pie waiting for you. As you search, you fall into a pitfall and starve to death. Evans in Blunderland has lost the game!
>Roleblock Dr homurawr.4(Wounded): You block DrRawr's role, whatever it was. She's dead now, what does it matter?
> Ask Mystias if there's anyone else they'd liike revenge on.4(Wounded): The Mystias reply that they have a grudge against the humans that attacked them, as well as the ghosts and vampires.
>Rin activates spellcard「死灰復燃」 !2: Rin decides to go about her daily activities, collecting corpses and the like, leaving her zombies to lie motionless.
>with the recent demand for tea, open a tea house: "Obsidian Tea: You won't believe what you're drinking!"3: You continue to offer tea to any passerbys. Somebody has to come, right?
> Wounds won't stop a sadist from being sadistic, and as a sadist I won't stop being sadistic even when a magical girl lies on the ground, wounded. */me looks a Villain999 with a4(Wounded): You look upon Hero999's corpse with a smile on your face. Isn't it great when people get what's coming to them?scarygentle smile on his face*
> Meditate on the place that I would travel to, meditate on it so hard that that place comes to me!5(Wounded): You continue to meditate. When you open your eyes, you find yourself in the forest of magic. You think that Alice's house might be nearby. (+1 roll)
>Welp, nothing to do here. Back to the rover; let's chat up Komachi some more!6: This place is boring, you go back to the Sanzu to talk with Komachi. Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, you persuade her to give you another life. Purvis has reentered the game!
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> I am NOT weak! >:( Kill the next person to post after me as a show of my mighty mightness.6(Wounded): You are STRONG! Very STRONG! STRONG people fight to the DEATH! You CHARGE at Dorian G.!
> Hi there ~5(+1): You greet Shadoweh, and everyone else in the topic. You hope that you all can become nice friends in the future.
>Divide by Zero2(Wounded): You attempt to divide by zero but blow your own head up in the process. Spiderpig2398 has lost the game!
>Assess Bob's in-game gender4(Wounded): You're male, of course. But just to be sure, you check again. Yep, still male.
>Amass large quantities of soda.1(Wounded): You collect so much soda. Unfortunately, Merlin manages to get her hands on some and gets on a sugar high. You manage to get yourself killed in the resulting chaos. Crow Cakes has lost the game!
> Add said Infinity Blade to adventurer's inventory, for MotK set bonus.
The Infinity Blade has been lost. It has been turned into a Terran.
> Recruit Dorian as my sidekick and search for Kitten4u. I think she was seen not lurking! Something is horribly wrong. :ohdear:Isn't it dangerous to walk around wounded?
The Infinity Blade has been lost. It has been turned into a Terran.