>Hey guys, I found out that magma is hot.
>I mean, really hot. I shouldn't stay here.
>As in I'm about to burn to a crisp. Very crispy, like burnt bacon. You know, I never tried bacon. I should eat some if I ever get out of this place alive.
>What is this place anyway? Am I at the mantle? Am I below the mantle? Is this HELL? Maybe I died without noticing. Nah, I need to get judge first. I'm sure about that.
>Or maybe they got lazy and just sent me here if a glance? No no, they can't. Or maybe they can? Are they on vacation? I want a vacation day, maybe to a beach or a spa, yeah that sounds nice. Then again, I'm getting a sauna right now, but with melted rock.
>Why am I talking to myself!? I should just get out of here fast! I see a cliff over there! I might fly up there! There's a cave under the cliff, I know I can go inside!
>This heat is unbearable! I can't think straight! Should I go back in the pipe? Should I just DIE?
>WHY AM I STILL TALKING TO MYSELF!?!?