Points:
+ You met the minimum word requirement!
+ You portrayed yourself as quite pathetic!
+ Brownie points for using Akyu.
-/+ Reisen offered you sex, but you managed to make yourself look even more retarded.
- You didn't hook up with Mima or anyone from PoFV, MoF, SA, or UFO.
- Touhou girls would not "run screaming" from your sad advances.
Sorry, Touhou Fan, but you've been SNOWBALLED.