Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Touhou Fan on October 26, 2009, 03:36:05 AM
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... or not so strange if you believe the Japanese stereotype.
http://www.edibleapple.com/japanese-man-arrested-for-upskirt-video-using-new-ipod-nano/
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/07/07/man-saws-off-own-penis-this-happens-all-the-time/
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/09/15/wig-man-invades-ladies-toilets/
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Congratulations, videogamer! You performed the unforgivable sin and have initiated the Letty Whiterock Snowball Challenge! If you manage to do exactly what I ask you to, then this Lady of Winter will forgive your sin and allow you to continue on your journey here at Em-Oh-Tee-Kay. However, if you fail, that's another permabanned account for you! Are you ready? It's cool! Let's enjoy a great showtime!
You are to write a 1000-word minimum short story about you in the world of Gensokyo trying to hook up with Touhou girls and failing miserably. Do not hold back on the insults. You can't succeed with any woman, not even a regular human one from the human village, and you must try and hook up with at least 2 girls from each Windows game and Mima. You are to make yourself look as pathetic as possible. If your story is full of terrible grammar and structure, or if it doesn't meet the approval of the Winter Wonderland Warrior, then you automatically lose.
You have 72 hours to come up with this. Good luck! :D
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I love you Letty. <3
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I love you Letty. <3
This∞
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Oh man. Methinks I need to grab me some popcorn for this. Or at least some variation or another of popcorn.gif.
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I love you Letty. <3
I haven't even been here that long, and already I share this sentiment.
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This is going to be amazing.
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Unless he doesn't even see this topic.
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Hahaha. Letty is the greatest.
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Letty delivers.
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Best. Challenge. Ever.
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lettywithahatholdingapizzabox.jpg
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Pfffhahaha holy Christ, that is hilarious. The wrath of Letty is great and terrible indeed!
/me waits with high expectations
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C:
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Oh by the way, tomorrow I will be setting the bar by writing in this in the style of "The Loud Noise."
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Oh by the way, tomorrow I will be setting the bar by writing in this in the style of "The Loud Noise."
ohmanicantwait
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Letty, you're my hero.
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I now have something to look forward to ;)
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Don't blame Kanako for getting caught. A simple IP check busted you a while ago (presumably while I was gone so no one bothered to tell me).
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Don't blame Kanako for getting caught. Your posting style and username busted you a while ago (presumably to everyone who was around at the time you were banned).
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... okay, I swore I wouldn't use my Ijiyatsu sorta-catchphrase outside of CPMC. (well, not really)
But I have to say that this is splendid~
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This oughtta be rich.
Or not, depending on whether or not he pusses out. :/
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:awesome:
Letty, you rock.
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Way to rip off SA, dood
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This is why I love you <3 (not in a gay way)
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I, however DO love Letty in a gay way <3
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Way to rip off SA, dood
This is not the first time I've done a snowball challenge, and yes, it is exactly the same as a moderator challenge.
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Here's the story you wanted.
One day I was out for a walk when all of a sudden, I was engulfed in a bright light. When the light went away, I didn?t recognize where I was. ?Hello!?? I shouted. Nobody answered. After walking for hours I finally found what looked like a Shinto temple. In amazement, I shouted ?What the hell!? and proceded to walk up to the front door. That?s when this young Asian lady walked out to see who had come. ?Greetings? she said. I asked, ?Am I in Japan?? She said ?no that?s on the other side of the barrier, back on Earth?. Upon hearing this I fainted from the shock of knowing I was no longer on my planet. After I came to, she told me that I am now in Gensokyou. I asked ?then who are you??. ?I?m Reimu Hakurei,? she said. ?How can this be? This is only stuff that?s in that computer game. How can it be real?? I said in a scared voice. She said, ?it?s real, because it?s real.?. ?Well then will be willing to have sex with me?? I asked. In horror at the thought of that suggestion, she ran away screaming. Then I decided to go to Human Village. There I met Akyuu Hieda. I explained how I had come to Gensokyou and asked if there was some place I could stay for the night, as by this time it was getting late. Shockingly she let me sleep in the same bed with her, but when I tried to pull her shirt off that night, she jumped out of bed screeming and ran out of the house. I figured that I?d be in trouble if I stayed around, so I too left the house. In the middle of the night, left Human Village and escaped into the haunted woods known as the Forest of Magic. That was where I met Marisa. She let me stay there for the night. Next day, I asked her to go out to dinner with me, but she declined. That?s when I said, ?You fucking bitch! How dare you turn down my offer!?. She slapped me across the face, and said ?Get out of my house! You are NEVER welcome back!?. I walked off crying. After many hours, I eventually found Alice?s house. I asked if I could for the night. Thankfully she let me. The next morning when I got up I noticed the bathroom door closed. I thought ?Wow, this is my chance to catch her at a private moment and be a voyeur.". It was better than I thought. She was taking a bath (not just going to the toilet). She didn?t even notice me. So I quietly closed the door. Then I took off my clothes and quickly opened the door, ran into the bathroom and jumped into the tub with her. She used her powers to throw me off of her, and then got out of the tub, got her clothes on and ran outside screaming for help. I too quickly left, as I didn?t want to be arrested by the Gensokyou police if there were any. Then I collapsed, from the sorrow of knowing that no woman wanted me. When I woke up, I was inside this very strange building. Standing over me was Remilia, Flandre, Sakuya, Hong, and Patchouli. I realized that I was now in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. On seeing that I was awake, Patchouli decided to stay behind to stay in bed with me to make sure I?d be safe through the night. I waited till she fell asleep. Then while looking at her I began to masturbate. She didn?t wake up. Then I got this idea. When I was about to ?come? I turned so my penis was pointed right at her face. When I finally ejaculated, I got cum all over her face. This woke her up, and on seeing my dick still pumping out semen at her, she screamed in horror, and then used her magic powers to fire balls of blue and green energy at me. These struck me with enough force to knock me through the wall and I landed outside, stark naked and burned and in pain from the energy blast. And also I was cut and had some broken bones from being launched through the stone wall of the building. I was in such agony that I passed out. I came to the next day, still lying outside. Again, the same people came to me but instead of hanging around to see if I was ok, they all just walked away and left me there bloody and cut and burned and in such pain that you couldn?t imagine it. I got up and staggered away. Then by some turn of fate, Reisen came walking by on her rare trip from the moon to Gensokyou. She found me and used her powers to heal my wounds and take me back to the moon where she actually offered me sex. But I wanted something more exotic. I insisted it be anal or oral, not vaginal. She insisted it had to only be vaginal. I waited until her clothes were completely off, and then I forced her to the ground and raped her by jamming ?it? in her mouth. The feeling was so good that I ejaculated immediately within 5 seconds of starting the rape starting. Then as I pulled it out of her mouth I got quite a bit in there and all over her face. As I was ejaculating and I quickly squirted some onto her breasts and then squirted some into her vagina, into her butt, down her legs and finally all over her feet including her toes. It felt SO good (for me at least). In horror at what I had just done, she started shooting a hail of bullets at me with her powers. I ran and tried to dodge this danmaku. But there was no escape. I was repeatedly hit by these bullets and suffered many fatal wounds. As I lay on the ground dying, there was nobody to rescue me. The last thing I thought before I joined the ranks of the dead was, ?I never had a girlfriend, let alone a wife. I never even had any friends. And now I?m dying here like this, and nobody even cares about me.?. Then I began to cry from the pain and the sorrow, and within a minute, my life spirit had left my body.
And that's the end of the story.
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I couldn't love Letty in a gay way if I wanted to. =P
Though I suppose I could love his Ijiyatsu self in a lesbian way...
Well, I definitely love Letty. Just in a platonic sort of way.
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This is not the first time I've done a snowball challenge
I don't remember the previous one(s), but at least you admit it.
Also, you should've made paragraphs a requirement.
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Requirements should be the same as making danmaku: Don't make walls.
Also the first snowball challenge was for Greyn to post a picture of himself. He failed. :V
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Holy. Shit.
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Okay I actually just read all of that, and ignoring the...content...there are rather dumb continuity errors, not the least being that Reisen doesn't live on the moon. ;>_>
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And he didn't include Mima!
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Points:
+ You met the minimum word requirement!
+ You portrayed yourself as quite pathetic!
+ Brownie points for using Akyu.
-/+ Reisen offered you sex, but you managed to make yourself look even more retarded.
- You didn't hook up with Mima or anyone from PoFV, MoF, SA, or UFO.
- Touhou girls would not "run screaming" from your sad advances.
Sorry, Touhou Fan, but you've been SNOWBALLED.
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Well, all I gotta say is:
You have 72 hours to come up with this.
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I knew this was going to happen.
Mima > Touhou Fan^10000000
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