Ok, I am going to update, even if I'm having a hell of a time coming up with good plot. I'm constantly trying to come up with stuff, but I'm honestly feeling like nothing is good. I'm sorry if this update is poor, I want to give your guys a good update, but this will have to do for now. This will be at least a 2-part update, the 2nd part coming later. Please wait warmly~
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Last time, on The Kirisame Shananagins:
"Good night world, when I wake up, all this fucking shit had better only been a dream, or else heads are gonna roll."
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I wake up, it's sunny, probly around Noon or so, and I feel great! By great, I mean I feel like a wreck, mostly sore all over, toss in killer headache for good measure as well. I get up, and I thought my house looked... off... way more spacious... I walk out the front door, and everything comes back to me, and hits me harder then Cirno and Letty's Minus 9 move. I will say it now, heads are going to roll. When I walked out the front door, I realised that I'm not at my house, I'm at Reimu's shrine, and their is the Shrine Maiden of Paradise herself, drinking tea happily.
"Ah, your awake, how do you feel Marisa? Do you remember last night at all, or yesterday for that matter?" Reimu said, with a slight smile on her face, she must have gotten a donation or two.
"Your awful cherful, lemme guess, least a 1000 yen in donations. I feel sore all over and have a spliting headache. I rember a chuck of yesterday, the youkai in my house, the convo at Eientei, then a fuzzy part, when we were leaving that damn Maze, Pyro nailed me with that Katana I think, a Mid-boss quality encounter with the odd-balls from Outside while on our way here, then blank." I said, rubbing my head, trying to ease the headache a bit.
"Total donations today, 25000 yen, so yes, at least 1000." Reimu laughed happily, cause damn, 25 grand is what she might get within 2 or 3 months if she's lucky, not 1 day. "Yeah, that pretty much it in a nutshell, Mokou split your head like any decent swordsman splits a watermelon down at the beach. Thank the god's and goddess's your immortal, I guess. Oh, a certain Uber-youkai slash former-Kirisame wants some books back, and she knows that you can't die and no longer accepts the "You can have them back when I die" routine." Byakuren damn it, why Yuka of all people!?
Yuka Kazami, one of the greatest Youkai within Gensokyo, and a former Kirisame. I borrow books like crazy from those how have them, Yuka being no exception. Son of a Succubus! Yuka is normally nice and respectable, but she has a temper smaller then Rumia's brain, and is scary as fuck when she is angry, oh and she kinda gets angry at the sight of me, due to my borrowing, and the supposed theft of one of her attacks, Master Spark.
"I guess I'll return those books then, nothing better to do right now... Reimu, could you please come with me? I-I'm actually kinda... well... scared... of my own house now, considering I nearly died their." It's the truth, I was actually scared like crazy of my own house, since it was nearly my own grave.
"Of course I'll come with you, how could I resist someone asking so kindly with such a cute expression of their face
" And with that, I grabbed my broomstick, which was conveniently placed right by the front door of the shrine, and started to fly to my house along with Reimu.
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"Ughhh, just being here makes me feel nervous and sick to my gut, let's grab the books and get out of here." I said, feeling ready to lose my lunch... speaking of which, I'll have to get something to eat, I haven't eaten at all for a while, since the day before I got bit by that freak youkai.
As we entered my house, something was off, as if something was inside the house when it shouldn't be. Reimu wandered towards my room, and I, insticivly, went towards the pantry... and when I went in...
"Reimu, we got a guest in the pantry, and dear Kanako, Suwako and EX-Yukari... it's back somehow... I'm not taking any chances, that thing dies here and now." And as you would expect, the bastard youkai from the other day was in my pantry, that was ripping away at my food, heard me and attacked me. I dodged it's simplistic attack combo, a leap followed by two swipes with it's claws then a bite... wait, that's new, before it was a single swipe then a bite... ah, whatever, it's not important now, I then grabbed a nearby Steak Knife... wait, my bad, that's one of those shorter Katana's, not a Steak Knife... anyway, I grabbed the Katana and started swinging at the youkai. I saw that the blade connected and.... sparks... fuck... it's got thick scales, so I took another approach, I rembered some awesome move from some game, Ogre Warrior 3 or something, and mimiced the move... wait until your foe attacks... guard at the last second... attack when the ring of light appears... and split the enemy in TWO!
"It's dead Reimu, this time for certain. I split it like a Melon." I called out to Reimu as I left the pantry, leaving my bloody weapon behind."
"Are you ok Marisa? Your not hurt are you? By the way, I found the books that Yuka said she wanted back" Reimu said with more then a hint of worry in her voice, as she looked me over, making sure i'm not hurt.
"I'm fine, it didn't even get a hit in on me, now let's get those books to 'Sunny' before she decided to come looking for them." I said as Reimu and I left, heading for Yuka's own little dimension, Mugenkan, a dream world of sorts, in which she is more powerful then she normally is."
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When we arrived at Yuka's Sunflower feild just outside of Mugenkan, I dodged gracefully through Lunatic-quality patterns that I had seen litterally hundreds of times by now, qhilw moving in close to the source, Yuka.
"Hiya 'Aunt Rose' I got the books you wanted!" I shouted, mocking the tone a child uses while greeting a parent they love, while poking fun at Yuka due to her love of flowers. I then, willing taking a few hits, threw a punch into Yuka's gut, this always got her to stop firing at me for long enough to calm her.
"Finally, it's been nearly 10 years since you took those Marisa, and I was about to head to just walk into your house to take them, and stop with the familial nicknames, we are over 1000 years away from each other, and you know it. Immortality... heh, you are going to hate it for the next little while, Shiki is going to be so angry with you, it's not even funny... oh wait, IT IS!
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End of Update Part 1. Comments and advice are more then welcome