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Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« on: May 24, 2011, 08:45:17 PM »
>You are Sango Tororetsu, high-schooler from the middle of nowhere.

>You live on Gensoushima, a small island just on the brink of Japanese oceans. While not exactly sizable, the island has kept up with modern technology and trends - well, give or take six months on the latter.

>Unfortunately, this also means they've kept up to date with Japan's rigorous education regime. Every week you get algebra and literature and science thrown at you, and it all sort of goes over your head. You don't really have any dream career to follow, and frankly most of the stuff they're trying to teach you here seems just about pointless.

>If there's one thing you've been interested in, it's the ocean - well, in your defense, you've been surrounded by it all your life. The one hobby you follow avidly is competitive swimming - despite being a year younger than your competitors you're the undisputed champion of the school team, and there's been talk of the school paying out to send you to national competitions. When you aren't swimming competitively, you're swimming for fun - snorkelling off the coast, sometimes daring to go a little further out to sea.

>It's been over a year now since you moved properly into the dorms of Gensoushima High, and you've made a couple of friends in your time here - the loud-mouthed cat-lover Rin Kaenbyou, and idiot savant Utsuho Reiuji. You're scheduled to meet them tonight after school has ended.

>Which brings us to right now, in your Literary Appreciation class at the end of the school day, with Professor Knowledge glaring at you quite severely.

>"Well, Miss Tororetsu. I hope you had your fun with your little prank, because I certainly wasn't laughing."

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 08:47:06 PM »
> Phwee in your defense! Phweeing solves everything!

Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 08:47:51 PM »
>Try to remember what exactly we did before denying something we didn't do

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 08:49:22 PM »
>Call shenanigans upon Okuu, jump to ocean

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 08:50:13 PM »
OMG! A SANGO QUEST! KANJOLPH... I mean, I am all over this!

>What exactly did we do? What Yono said.

>Do we tend to get caught when doing pranks?

>What Chaore said.  :V

[Stop beating me to it you lot. >< ]

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 08:53:31 PM »
> Phwee in your defense! Phweeing solves everything!
> The professor seems slightly amused by your verbal tic, but no less angry.

>Try to remember what exactly we did before denying something we didn't do
>You aren't aware of having done anything, honestly.

>Call shenanigans upon Okuu, jump to ocean
>Jumping into the ocean from the centre of the island would be one hell of an achievement.
>"Reiuji didn't put you up to this," the professor says plainly. "She's not the sort, and we both know that."

>The professor reaches into her desk, pulling out an essay. Your name is written on it.
>"One word, Tororetsu? That's all you could offer for your description of yourself?"
>You look down at your own essay. It reads...what was it you wrote again?

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 08:58:11 PM »
> Sexy. Clearly.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 08:58:22 PM »
OMG! A SANGO QUEST! KANJOLPH... I mean, I am all over this!
this
rou i love you so much more now
>Umm... What does it say? 'Phwee'?
>or sexy phwee

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 09:07:29 PM »
>It reads:

"I am phewxy Sango; undisputed champion swimmer and..."

>Yeah, we must have been really hyper when we wrote this. Look how awesome we sound.  :3

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 09:09:55 PM »
>phwexy
>"Seriously, Tororetsu. It isn't even a real word. I can take a guess at what the second half entails, but the first half is a bit of a mystery. Would you mind explaining?"
>It'd almost sound innocent if she wasn't talking with so much murderous intent...

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 09:10:35 PM »
>Realize you can fly.
>Get naked with a tropical feeling.
>This is a horribly obscure joke.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 09:11:19 PM »
>"It's Phwee! Why do you have to ask what Phwee means? It's obvious."

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 09:11:49 PM »
>"It is a mystery"
> ~('.')~

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2011, 09:14:36 PM »
>Realize you can fly.
>You jump, hoping to fly through the ceiling and escape. No luck.

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>Get naked with a tropical feeling.
>This is a horribly obscure joke.
>Parser only accepts pop culture references it's familiar with. Meme not found. :[

>"It is a mystery"
> ~('.')~
>Professor Knowledge clings to her temples.
"I swear. If it wasn't for the gym department loving you so much, I'd be making you repeat the year."
She slides the essay over.
"I want a rewritten essay by the end of the week. And before you try to be clever again, I want 400 words as a bare minimum. Real words this time."
« Last Edit: May 24, 2011, 09:31:14 PM by Rou You Can »

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2011, 09:19:00 PM »
>But Phwee is a real word? This teacher dare mock us? killher Do the assignment, cant be too hard right?

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2011, 09:19:36 PM »
>She wants real? I'll show you real.
>Mental note: Rewrite realultimatepower.net, Sango Label

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 09:25:07 PM »
>But Phwee is a real word? This teacher dare mock us? killher Do the assignment, cant be too hard right?
>Do it right now? Rin and Utsuho are waiting on you outside, and this might take you an hour or two...

>She wants real? I'll show you real.
>Mental note: Rewrite realultimatepower.net, Sango Label
>One day, phwexy will be the word on EVERYONE'S lips! Then it will be YOU doing the laughing.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 09:30:05 PM »
>Go to meet friends
>DYNAMIC ENTRY via ULTIMATE GESPENST KICK

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 09:31:42 PM »
>Smile and nod.  You obviously have no intention of ever rewriting this.

>VIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAS OUTSIDE

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 09:32:53 PM »
>What assignment were we supposed to be doing again? The one that involves talking to our Bestest Buddies right?
>No, Enter with a DYNAMIC ENTRY

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 09:34:27 PM »
>Mental note: Essay must be composed of nothing but cut and pasted Queen lyrics.
The solution to all of life's problems!

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 09:38:55 PM »
>Smile and nod.  You obviously have no intention of ever rewriting this.

>Mental note: Essay must be composed of nothing but cut and pasted Queen lyrics.
>Professor Knowledge is sure to appreciate how you're a poor boy girl from a poor family, and your life should be spared from the monstrosity that is state education.

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>VIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAS OUTSIDE
>You can scrape by this class, probably. What use is there in books, anyway?
>You're more than happy to get the hell out of this class, and start on the trip down to the front entrance.

>DYNAMIC ENTRY via ULTIMATE GESPENST KICK
>Your attempt to kick down the school's front door doesn't do much to help the janitor's opinion of you. It also leaves you with a really sore foot, and you're stumbling as you make your way outside.
>Rin Kaenbyou is looking at you the moment you step out, attracted by the sound of something hitting the front door really really hard. Such a shame it's an automatic door.
>"Sango, you realise this is doing nothing to help your case, right? Teach is already mad that you aren't doing work. Damaging school property's probably gonna be the last straw."
>At this point she whispers in your ear. "If you do it on camera, anyway."
>Utsuho Reiuji is leaning next to a nearby fence, presumably off in her own little world. This is just about her normal state - unless you expressly give her something to pay attention to, she's not going to be looking at you. You only know her at all because you share a dorm room with her and Rin.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 09:40:59 PM »
>Foreshadowing: Make out with Rin!

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 09:45:32 PM »
>Greet Utsuho, like the nice dolphin you are!

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 09:46:39 PM »
>Wink flirtingly at Utsuho!
The solution to all of life's problems!

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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 09:48:39 PM »
>Suddenly wonder why you're hitting on everyone all of the sudden. Decide it must be true love.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 09:51:40 PM »
>Foreshadowing: Make out with Rin!
>You move in for the kiss, and Rin proceeds to jam you in a headlock.
"Oh, no, ya don't! I fell for your mouth-to-mouth shtick once already, and fool me twice, shame on me!"
Utsuho...does not notice. Damn. What is WITH that girl?

>Greet Utsuho, like the nice dolphin you are!
>Wink flirtingly at Utsuho!
>"H-Hello, Utsuho..."
You gurgle out a hello in the middle of being throttled, trying to pass along a wink as well. Utsuho mutters in return.
"...Hi."
She doesn't seem to acknowledge the wink.

>Suddenly wonder why you're hitting on everyone all of the sudden. Decide it must be true love.
>Definitely! Not hormones. Those are icky.

>Eventually Rin lets you go, keeping you at a safe distance.
"Jeez, you're a lively one," she says, running a hand through her long red hair. "If you weren't head of the swim team, I wouldn't have asked for your help with this."
Rin has an interest in the ocean too, though hers is purely business. In short, she wants her small army of cats to be able to dine on fresh fish for dinner, but that's impossible on a student's allowance. The solution she's devised is to go on a little swimming expedition with you once every few days to catch something good. Utsuho comes along with you when you do it, but as usual sort of doesn't pay attention - she can't swim, so it's understandable.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 09:55:05 PM »
>Utsuho: Wear giant boots
>Rin: Indian thriller time!
>Sango: Get spear, fish like a bro

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 10:01:58 PM »
>Utsuho: Wear giant boots
>Rin: Indian thriller time!
>Utsuho ignores your suggestion. Rin reminds you that Michael Jackson's been dead for over a year now. You feel old.
(Note: Utsuho and Rin are NPCs)

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>Sango: Get spear, fish like a bro
>Spears are hard to fit in your bag. You'd have to look around the shoreline for something long and sharp. You have a net packed with you if you can't find anything, along with your snorkelling gear (because seriously, why would you waste all that space on books?)

>"Alright, onto tonight's mission." Rin perks up a little, pulling out a badly drawn map from her bag. You recognise it as Gensoushima, and there's a large X on the northern coastline.
"We've checked out most of the coastline in the last few weeks, but there's one spot we've never been brave enough to swim before - the spot just behind the Moriya shrine."
Panic settings go off in your head, and for good reason - you know the Moriya family incredibly well, and they've always told kids not to swim in the area beneath the shrine. It's at the top of a cliff, and falling rocks from the dangling cliff have caused plenty of casualties in the last few decades.
Fishing boats avoid it for the same reason, though. So there'd be a lot of fresh fish for you to work with. Indeed, Rin looks pretty eager about going ahead with it - it'd take something pretty big to stop her.
"So, Sango? You ready to bring home some big catches?"