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Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« on: April 18, 2011, 08:19:38 PM »


http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1569027/#1569238

This topic is now about Statler and Waldorf jokes.

"Alright guys, gimme your worst!"
"Why the worst?"
"Because it certainly won't be the best!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
« Last Edit: April 19, 2011, 09:59:34 PM by Suikama »

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 08:25:41 PM »
"This kind of topic lessens my hope for humanity."
"What kind of topic do you mean?"
"Any of 'em posted on CPMC!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"Hey, I hear Reimu's in the new touhou game."
"How is that any different from the other ones?"
"This time she's the stage 3 boss!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 08:35:18 PM »
"I can't believe this guy's name is Edible!"
"Why is that?"
"Well for one, his jokes are hardly palatable!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 09:37:25 PM »
"Guess what: Mima is totally coming back for Touhou 13!"
"How is that a joke?"
"Because she's never coming back, ever!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

:colonveeplusalpha:

HakureiSM

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2011, 12:14:20 AM »
Suikama wins, Ruro wins, get out Edible.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2011, 12:25:01 AM »
"Y'know, Waldorf, maybe they should have a cow youkai in the next game."
"Huh? Why?"
"Well she'd certainly be better at grazing than this player!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"So this Satori girl knows exactly what I want?"
"That's right."
"Then why hasn't she given me a refund for this show yet?!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"Mystia should show up in more Touhou games."
"What? Is she your waifu?"
"No, I just prefer being blind to watching this stuff!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2011, 01:07:19 AM »
Man I wish I could do Waldorf and Statler style.

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2011, 03:18:57 PM »
"Hey Waldorf, the demo for Ten Desires has finally come out!"
"Why'd they call it Ten Desires anyway?"
"I'm not sure, but they're already short by one desire!  Last I checked Meiling isn't jello-wrestling Aya!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Dragoshi

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2011, 03:20:20 PM »
Man I wish I could do Waldorf and Statler style.

Oh god yes, so do I. Watching this sort of thing go by brings back wonderful memories :Vc
All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.

Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 04:24:48 PM »
"Hey Waldorf, the demo for Ten Desires has finally come out!"
"Why'd they call it Ten Desires anyway?"
"I'm not sure, but they're already short by one desire!  Last I checked Meiling isn't jello-wrestling Aya!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 05:09:44 PM »
"I finally found out what I didn't like about Zun's music."
"What was it?"
"Hearing it."
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey I finally beat UFO!"
"You did?"
"Yeah, I beat the disk with a hammer!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2011, 05:13:31 PM »
"Hey I finally beat UFO!"
"You did?"
"Yeah, I beat the disk with a hammer!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
oh my god yes

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 05:22:57 PM »
This is the best thread anyone has ever made.

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2011, 05:27:40 PM »
I really want to crack one of these jokes right, but I suck at puns.

Spoiler:
"Sakuya, all this bossing people around tired me out, so I took a break."
"Ah, that's good, ojou-sama. Do you feel well-rested?"
"Not really; in fact, I feel worse than before."
"Why is that?"
"It was a
Spoiler:
charisma break
"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

:colonveeplusalpha:
« Last Edit: April 19, 2011, 05:35:52 PM by The Blueberry Cheesecake »


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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2011, 08:24:18 PM »
"I figured out why Yukari's always gapping out of Gensokyo"
"Why's that?"
"The longer she stays here the BORDER she gets!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Menorah Jams, Pham

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  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2011, 08:27:09 PM »
"So I heard that Reimu's filing a trade union grievance against Sanae!"
"No kidding."
"Yeah!  She's not maiden Gensokyo!" 
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey, wasn't that one Touhou fighting game set in Compton?"
"What made you think that?"
"The fact that it's Scarlet Weather Rap City!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" 

triangles

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  • each pound of which weighs over 10,000 pounds
Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2011, 08:33:26 PM »
"The Western Touhou fandom should all start driving American cars."
"What's wrong with foreign models?"
"Nothing, but maybe then they'd finally learn how to Dodge."
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2011, 08:42:06 PM »
"I figured out why Yukari's always gapping out of Gensokyo"
"Why's that?"
"The longer she stays here the BORDER she gets!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
"So I heard that Reimu's filing a trade union grievance against Sanae!"
"No kidding."
"Yeah!  She's not maiden Gensokyo!" 
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey, wasn't that one Touhou fighting game set in Compton?"
"What made you think that?"
"The fact that it's Scarlet Weather Rap City!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
my heart

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2011, 09:06:45 PM »
I love you all so much now.

So freaking much.

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2011, 09:47:57 PM »
I'll just leave this here.

There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2011, 09:48:47 PM »
I'll just leave this here.



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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2011, 09:56:29 PM »
:teaspit:
This response is hilarious because Ruro played a part in the image creation IIRC
(or at least was active on poosh at the time)

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2011, 09:59:49 PM »
I'll just leave this here.


ah yes how did I forget about this

Menorah Jams, Pham

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  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2011, 10:48:49 PM »
"Hey, did you hear about Okuu's vacation?"
"No kidding!  Where would the Touhou of nuclear fusion go?"
"Fission!" 
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"So I heard Hieda no Akyu is on her ninth respawn and she just went sniper!"
"No kidding!  Why'd she go sniper?"
"She figured she'd be more Akyurate!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2011, 02:02:28 AM »
"Between Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae, Reimu's armpits are sexier!"
"Sanae is a good girl and keeps her armpits pure. She has no need for sexy armpits."
"Sanae is a whore and you know it. Reimu is superior."
"All Touhous are whores, your opinion is invalid."
"TOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

 :persona:
Spoiler:
Shamelessly paraphrased from a third-rate forum.

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2011, 09:58:36 AM »
"I just got to the best part of UFO!"
"What's that?"
"The Game Over screen!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"


"Komachi sure had the right idea"
"What did she do?"
"Sleep through most of the game!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Spoiler:
I shouldn't post before I'd had my morning coffee


Menorah Jams, Pham

  • I'm allergic to sushi. Everytime I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf
  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2011, 03:30:34 PM »
"Hey, it looks like some Idiot Deity decided to turn this thread into a sticky!" 
"They did what?  My hearing aid is out again!"
"THEY TURNED IT INTO A STICKY!"
"Dang, I thought I heard you right the first time when you said they turned it stinky!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Tengukami

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2011, 03:55:36 PM »
"Between Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae, Reimu's armpits are sexier!"
"Sanae is a good girl and keeps her armpits pure. She has no need for sexy armpits."
"Sanae is a whore and you know it. Reimu is superior."
"All Touhous are whores, your opinion is invalid."
"TOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

 :persona:
Spoiler:
Shamelessly paraphrased from a third-rate forum.

Doing it wrong.

"So I heard Hieda no Akyu is on her ninth respawn and she just went sniper!"
"No kidding!  Why'd she go sniper?"
"She figured she'd be more Akyurate!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

This guy, though, I knew we could count on.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2011, 04:59:33 PM by Rain Lindwurm »

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Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2011, 04:58:47 PM »
This is what I imagine MJP and Triangle's wedding vows sounded like.

Menorah Jams, Pham

  • I'm allergic to sushi. Everytime I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf
  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: Sometimes 4chan gets it right
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2011, 06:46:14 PM »
"I hear that Purvis isn't posting in the Statler & Waldorf thread!"
"Yeah, I think he's only just learning the style!"
"Good thing that we don't grant Purvisional licenses on this forum!"
"DOOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey, Waldorf!  How come you're dressed up as Beatrice from Umineko?"
"Problem, Statler?"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" 

Spoiler:
triangles is way better at this than me, and that makes me sad ;_;