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Name: Jeremy Nezu
Gender: Male
Age: Early 20s
Origin: Upstate New York, United States
Home: Yakumo Household
Occupation: Freeloader, ideamonkey, household help, plaything (but mostly freeloader)
Visual Description:Jeremy is a pale-skinned Caucasian punk of about average height, with a slightly scrawny build and a blue-eyed baby face that makes him look much younger than he really is. He has short, straight, generally unkempt black hair, neglected due to indifference about his appearance. Likewise, his clothing puts comfort and convenience ahead of style: He greatly prefers loose and simple clothing like t-shirts, sweatshirts, sweatpants, and slacks, usually of flat and typical color. The only real concession he makes in appearance for his clothing is the occasional use of wanna-be-witty images, captions, or sayings on otherwise plain shirts. A recent favorite has been a plain black t-shirt with the phrase "Normal is too boring." For reasons even he's not clear on, he also always wears a vaguely conical rock on a chain around his neck, hidden beneath his shirt. He has a rather irrational obsession with never letting it leave his side, though the origin of the urge is unclear...
Personality:Jeremy is a cynical and somewhat irritable Touhou fanboy, with a habit of making wisecracks and challenging assumptions. Has a dry sense of humor, usually providing 'witty' one-line quips in response to the situation. Can be sweet-hearted if you get to know him well, but tends to be very slow to trust thanks to moderate paranoia. Loves his otaku references. Strongly believes more in the value of sentience and thought over race, species, or faction, to the point of possible na?vet?. Has a substantial anti-authoritarian streak and tends to be inherently wary of those in powerful or leadership positions; he also gets oddly upset over people acting submissive toward him, and may turn around to use that leverage to instead insist that he be treated normally. Typically tries to give people several chances and sincerely listen to people he disagrees with or dislikes, but can be vicious if his patience is completely lost. Extremely creative, which is his only real point of pride. Has a great appreciation for, and makes extensive use of, 'meta' concepts beyond the obvious layer of events. Romantically and sexually timid, yet surprisingly willing to face more physical fears and
throw his life away for justice risk his life for the proper cause. Usually very practical, serious, and rational, but has a mischievous and mocking streak that surfaces from time to time - including decent tolerance for harmless mischief of others. Impatient, but very capable of wasting waiting time wandering in his own thoughts at the expense of his ability to pay attention. Has little respect for privacy and secrets, preferring open knowledge without a very good reason to keep things secret. Obsessive about and hard-working for his oft-changing current fancies, but lazy about just about everything else. Can be rather foul-mouthed, especially when angered. Is a long-time user of, and virtual citizen of, the internet, including a fairly long-standing interest in Touhou itself. Has fairly good self-restraint about following through on selfish or stupid whims. Somewhat self-deprecating and occasionally depressive. Easy to embarrass, especially by sexual issues.
Likes:Knowledge, thought, reason, understanding, openness, strawberries, cute things, fluffy/fuzzy animals
, equality/egalitarianism, honesty, meta, intriguing stories, scheming/planning, being creative, figuring things out, discovery, entertainment, cuddling (occasionally), Touhou,
Dislikes:Manipulation, mindlessness, selfishness, spitefulness, deception, casual physical contact, having plans ruined or fail, conflict between friends, idle waiting, having to lie, authoritarian behavior, pride&the proud, being treated formally, small talk, drinking alcohol, doing stuff he doesn't want to, people messing with the rock-chain he wears,
Goals/Objectives/Ambitions:To enjoy himself, to avoid harming others, to amuse others, to live a simple life, to spread even unwanted truths through the world wherever he can, to break down the illusions of the manipulated - and to reveal Gensokyo to the outer world, so long as it would continue to exist.
History/Background:In the outer world, Jeremy grew up as essentially your typical asocial geek: socially awkward and unpopular, preferring videogames and online interaction over more 'normal' activities. Aside from irregular depressive episodes and spending far too much time on MMORPGs, he did well for himself for the most part, with good grades and going to a decent college, ultimately settling on a major in psychology while pursuing his geeky hikkikomori ways whenever possible. In particular, he picked up an interest in the Touhou game series, a bunch of vertical-scrolling shumps based in the magical land of Gensokyo...
And that's where his memories get murky. He doesn't remember how he got in Gensokyo (though offhand evidence seems to suggest that Yukari gapped him in for one reason or another - what that would be, he's never gotten a good answer for), but he does remember eking out a meager existence in the human village for a while, preferring to go hungry rather than pawn off the aging laptop that came with him and being very timid about visiting or even speaking with the major figures he knew of from the Touhou series.
A chance meeting with Ran during one of her shopping trips to the village brought an end to that, after a rather bemused kidnapping by Yukari ultimately allowed him to freeload at the Yakumo household in exchange for entertaining the gap youkai. Even after several months of this, Jeremy's still in disbelief about having Yukari's attention like that, and suspects an ulterior motive - but despite politely asking about it once or twice, he's never gotten a satisfactory answer for why she keeps him around.
His best guess is that Yukari somehow sensed his less than benign desire to reveal Gensokyo to the outer world. How he'd manage to do that he isn't sure; perhaps via the internet. (He can't quite remember whether there was access in the human village, and doesn't plan to risk trying to visit to find out, but it would explain his refusal to surrender the laptop.) This would explain why Yukari would bring him over; to keep a close eye on him to make it impossible to get away with while also having him available to taunt and tease in the meantime, if only with the functional, high-speed connection available at the household. Jeremy's been careful never to accuse her of this, but he's getting less hopeful that there will be an opportunity to sneak evidence out within his lifetime.
But in the meantime, he's mostly trying to enjoy himself. He still lurks many of the same sites and chatrooms he was at before coming to Gensokyo, with the cover story of getting an excellent 'job offer' in Japan with a rather secretive group that treats him well enough that he's willing to respect that secrecy. (The part he doesn't say, since Yukari could obviously scan his message logs for anything undesirable: "For now.") He's also taken to playing along with, taking in stride, or even inspiring some of Yukari's mischievous shenanigans, and helping with Ran's housework when it suits him. A peaceful and pleasant, if relatively dull, existence, but lately he's been getting the nagging feeling that something's not quite right...
Theme(s):Normal -

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ohgodwhatFun Facts:"Nezu" is not Jeremy's original last name; he started using it in Gensokyo after being annoyed at people mispronouncing his real last name. What that name is, he doesn't tend to tell people.
A side effect of Jeremy's runaway attempts at creativity and cleverness is a tendency to come up with odd nicknames for people, often arising from once-removed word association or focus on a particular trait of theirs. These names aren't always very nice, so he tries not to use them publicly. Usually.
Jeremy's knowledge of the Touhou series and surrounding internet treatment gives him rather extensive knowledge of most major figures in Gensokyo, though the numerous conflicting fanmade personalities result in a lot of uncertainty and possible misconceptions about them on his part. That, and a lot of people get creeped out by him knowing so much without having ever met...
Jeremy has little skill in combat or magic, having only taken a year or two of sub-black-belt karate and receiving no formal training with the magic of Gensokyo. Despite this, he recalls figuring out two minor spells on his own - a very limited ability to conjure up food for himself, and turning a blade of grass into a very sloppy decoy of himself that would probably only fool a fairy. He hasn't bothered trying to use them in ages, and he doesn't remember how he picked them up, but he's pretty sure he's done it before...
Additional Information/Background/History:
Relationships:Yukari:Yukari generally treats Jeremy as a plaything, source of amusement, and occasionally mischief advisor. When she isn't sleeping the day away, Yukari sometimes drop in on Jeremy while he's at the computer or however else he's occupied and interrupts. At its most benign this tends to turn into asking what he's up to, prying to embarrass him, and exchanging quips with him about stupid internet memes or whatever mischief Yukari's been making recently; other times it's closer to Jeremy grumbling in annoyance as he dances for Yukari's amusement (sometimes literally, but more often by stoically playing along with or putting up with some sort of elaborate prank, ranging from random lake-dunking to brasserie blindfolds to exceptionally elaborate Portal references). On occasion, he'll provide some sort of mischievous prank for Yukari to play around with, or suggest expansions for an existing one (such as hanging undergarments from each of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's residents from the mansion's spires, rather than just one of them).
While this pranking and teasing is generally good-natured and the two get along fairly well, Jeremy's patience is limited, and on a few occasions he's actually worked up the courage (or anger) to actually ask her not to go to certain extremes, particularly in the realm of molestation and other direct sexuality. Amazingly, she actually listens most of the time - something Jeremy finds very strange considering Yukari's personality, but isn't about to question. Odder still is the more recent trend of him successfully managing to gently persuade Yukari to tone down two or three particularly mean pranks, something that surprised everyone in the household...
Ran:Jeremy is mostly timid around Ran: between repressing unsafe fanboy urges, guilt over relying on her housework with so little given in return, and fear of retaliation for becoming integrated into the Yakumo 'household' without Ran's express approval, he's decided the safest course of action is to tread carefully. He prefers to stay out of Ran's way as much as possible, treating her politely and nervously avoiding confrontation or even proximity with her when feasible. So far, Yukari hasn't abused this fear TOO much.
On occasion, Jeremy will pull himself away from random internet idiocy long enough to quietly handle simple household chores when Ran is otherwise occupied, as a silent and rather feeble apology for his freeloading. And one time, he DID happen to encounter Ran as she was brushing her tails... she accepted a hasty offer to help with the task, leading Jeremy into the rather stressful situation of blissfully fulfilling one of his shallow fanboy dreams while forcing him to desperately resist the temptation to grab an armful of tails, bury his cheeks in it, and end up with his trachea forcefully confiscated. He did manage to make it through without really embarrassing himself, but even with that friendly encounter, Ran remains silent about her own opinions...
Chen:Jeremy and Chen see each other often enough during her visits the Yakumo home between wanderings through Gensokyo, but the two rarely speak with each other. Since Ran is somewhat protective of Chen, Jeremy has tried to avoid getting involved with the nekomata to avoid her master's wrath... but instead, Chen's shown some curiosity about him. Jeremy's managed to avoid having to answer her for the most part with Ran or Yukari around to annoy him, but she did manage to corner him for a brief interview once while the 'greater' Yakumos were occupied. (With what, Jeremy is reluctant to guess at.)
Jeremy was rather nervous during that main talk with Chen, but it was a friendly exchange: Chen proved to be completely adorable, and Jeremy couldn't resist the temptation to suggest some cute antics for her to try to please Ran
-shama. Whether she made use of them, he isn't sure - and hopes that Ran won't attack him for interfering.
Others:Jeremy does not like to travel (even by gap) and would rather not risk visiting the major players of Gensokyo that he knows of, but as Yukari's plaything any particularly strong whims of hers take precedence. So far she seems to be content with mostly annoying him at home, but she's brought him along to a few other places for her amusement. 'To where' will be left ambiguous for future exploitation!