
Hey guys, check out my awesome copy of Imperishable Night! I totally broke into this dude's house while he was out drinking and use his camera to get a picture of it. Axman got me this when he went to Japan some months back. Nicest thing that had happened to me in awhile, outside the general tolerance of humanity.
...Wait, what's that in the corner?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Okay Purvis, Calm down! If you close your eyes, maybe she won't think she can see you either. Yeah, yeah, I got this...wait what the hell is that?

Oh crap! She's come for me! Maybe...maybe I can play off her vanity. Oh Kisume, you see just off to the side? There's a Sacagawae dollar!

Haha! Successfully recorded! Now for Rumia. Ummm...hey Rumia! Beef Jerky!

...Man, you are reflective. I suppose that is fitting of a darkness youkai, in a sense. Still. if Pokemon Snap has taught me anything, now they shouldn't be a threat.

A SLIME DRAWS NEAR! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
I'm doomed guys. Only a hero could get me out of this jam now!

Adol Christin! Covered in the sawdust of numerous arboreal foes! I'm saved! No slime or yukkuri would dare face the might of the human woodchipper! Flee!