Author Topic: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (FORK > SPOON, Mafia win)  (Read 30967 times)

Bardiche

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Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (FORK > SPOON, Mafia win)
« on: October 27, 2010, 02:06:49 PM »
VANILLA MAFIA
Where your role is a guaranteed fact, but your alignment a surprise!



Ladies, gentlemen, huh what. Welcome to Vanilla Mafia. I am your gamehost, Bardiche, benevolent on his throne up high and justice with his hammer fine.
You are no longer forum goers on Maidens of the Kaleidoscope. Now that this game has begun, you are all secret agents for SPOON, the Secure Police Of Oblique Nefariousness. Our goal is to secure world peace through singing jaunty tunes in the streets everywhere.
You have received an envelope with a most divine acceptance of your application.
However, there are those among you who are not, in fact, members of SPOON. They are members of the most nefarious Mafia to date, with the sole desire to spread Love and Joy. We cannot accept this.

Find the liars in your midst, and eliminate them.

Godspeed, agents.



RULES:

1) Play to win.
2) Don't be lame. I consider flaming others to be lame. Don't do it. Be nice.
3) If you do not post within 24 hours, I will send you a mod prod. If I have to send you a mod prod more than three times, I will be very cross.
4) Town may No Lynch if a majority consents to it. Should a deadline hit and Town has two victims at equal votes, No Lynch will occur.
5) Scum must kill every night.
6) Day 1 will last 48 hours. Every day afterwards lasts 72 hours. Once during the game, a majority may vote for an Extension through ##EXTENSION. This extends a Day phase by 24 hours. It may not be used again after that.
7) Nights last 24 hours. I may decide on a whim to shorten these if all night actions are in, but I do not guarantee it.
8) Have fun.

PS: Kiro and I reserve the right to change these rules as is necessary to ensure a fun game. ( ?・‿-)~



IN ATTENDANCE:
Neo Serela
Solf J. Kimblee Roukanken
Zakeri
Huh what
Polly



NO LONGER IN ATTENDANCE:
Affinity
Inaba Tewi
PX
Nobuko






« Last Edit: November 05, 2010, 04:17:56 PM by Kiro »

Bardiche

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 02:11:54 PM »
All PMs have been sent and we are now awaiting confirmation of receipt. If you have NOT received a PM, I blame your silly usernameholler and I'll send one post-haste. Otherwise, confirm receipt, gentlemen, ladies and huh what.

IBakaChan

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 02:19:08 PM »
Confirm~

Pesco

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 02:37:05 PM »
/confirm

Nobu

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 02:43:46 PM »
I love jaunty tunes!

/confirm
Tumblr (sometimes NSFW) | PM for Facebook

Affinity

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2010, 02:44:31 PM »
/confirmed

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2010, 03:51:07 PM »
Confirmation.

Kiro

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2010, 04:10:22 PM »
I demand a pink name to match my glorious pink co-mod text!

P.S. I'm sure Bardiche wants Godmother powers too. Thanks!

Edible

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2010, 04:12:30 PM »
P.S. I'm sure Bardiche wants Godmother powers too. Thanks!

Confirmed.

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2010, 06:49:47 PM »
Confirmed.

Serela

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2010, 08:07:46 PM »
Quote
Ladies, gentlemen, huh what.
Does this mean huhwhat is neither a gentleman or a lady?

Anyhows, confirmation~
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2010, 10:33:01 PM »
Confirming.

Also school + sleep only gives me a 7 hour timespan for mafia and stuff starting from this point so :ohdear:
Just thought I should clarify

PX

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2010, 11:38:26 PM »
Super electromagnetic shrapnel cannon voltage... Confirmed!

Kiro

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2010, 11:41:10 PM »
All players have confirmed and all Night 0 actions have been processed
Spoiler:
hint: it's a joke
. Day 1 begins now! It takes 5 to lycnh. You have 48 hours.[/color]

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2010, 11:41:52 PM »
##Vote: NeoSerela

Revenge for being bastard mod

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2010, 11:42:38 PM »
So guys, I think the best course of action at this point in the game would be to start off with a massclaim.

I'm a self-reviving fullcop with a single vig shot. How about you people?

PX

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2010, 11:46:01 PM »
##Vote: PX

2nd one to jump on this train is scum :D

Serela

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2010, 11:48:22 PM »
I'm a self-reviving fullcop with a single vig shot. How about you people?
Infinite-use FakeNeighbor Serial Killer with bulletproof vest.

##Vote:Huhwhat because I think you're holding back some of your role info!
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2010, 11:49:55 PM »
##Vote: PX

2nd one to jump on this train is scum :D
So your role alters the alignment of the second person to vote you to scum?

That is incredibly anti-town role.

##Vote PX

(Also because self-votes are silly, largely unnecessary and usually cause pointless shenanigans.)

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Confirmation Phase)
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2010, 11:51:30 PM »
There was supposed to be an "an" in between is and incredibly. Don't mind me, I'm just idiot.

PX

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2010, 01:01:47 AM »
Are you just mad that I didn't send you PMs?

##Unvote: PX
##Vote: huh what

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2010, 01:24:33 AM »
Quote from: Bardiche
If I have to send you a mod prod more than three times, I will be very cross.

Quote from: SPOON's Name
Secure Police Of Oblique Nefariousness

Quote from: Oblique's Definition
Lines that are neither perpendicular, nor parallel.

##:Vote Bardiche
You've basically admitted you weren't part of the town. You might have fooled the others, but I won't let your slip fall away so easily.

Affinity

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2010, 02:18:27 AM »
##Vote: PX

Oh gosh, PX might have nailed two scum already!

Serela

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2010, 02:42:44 AM »
##Unvote ##Vote:Affinity

Why would you vote someone for nailing two scum?  :3

Well, superbussing, but I highly doubt that in this specific situation, so whatever.

And if PX flips town, then Affinity is suspicious because PX said second on his wagon would be scum!
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2010, 02:53:23 AM »
And if PX flips town, then Affinity is suspicious because PX said second on his wagon would be scum!

Could you explain how that logically follows? "It's True because PX can predict the future!" doesn't seem like a sound argument to me.

##Vote: NeoSerela

This is ignoring the semantics behind whether PX was "first" on the PX wagon or not.

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2010, 02:54:53 AM »
I don't really like how Serela is bringing up the possibility of bussing over an ED1 jokevote where the two other voters haven't flipped. Seems a bit unnecessary.

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2010, 02:59:16 AM »
Oh wait. I do not, however, see this as a reason to vote him over the person being anti-town with pointless self-vote shenanigans. Just saying this as well in case anybody gets anal over me not putting my vote down on Serela after that post.

Serela

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2010, 02:59:53 AM »
And I don't like how Huhwhat is being (apparently) srsbznz dislike over what is obv. rvs jokeyness. Although it IS the internet so it's kinda hard to tell but w/e, as far as RVS cases go, I think I quite like my new vote of

##Unvote ##Vote:Huhwhat
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Serela

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Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2010, 03:01:09 AM »
Okay after the post that ninjaed me I guess I don't feel quite as strongly about it anymore, but I think I'll leave my vote on huhwhat for now.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Bardiche's Vanilla Mafia Thread (Day 1 has begun)
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2010, 03:01:21 AM »
Being srsbiz over RVS shenanigans is how serious discussion gets started in the first place. And if that's the case, why not vote Zakeri instead of me, when he's being just a serious?