Author Topic: Official Holiday Thread! (Updated Daily with Actual Holidays) (Read 57028 times)

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #90 on:** July 28, 2009, 04:04:03 AM »

Fuck you Reisen Bran :<

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #91 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:33:00 AM »

I agree.

Today is July 29, Cruise Ship Day. The world's largest luxury
liner sank into the sea of sand on this day. Survivors of the accident
shared their dramatic tragedy with the world. Based on their story, a movie
was made about an impoverished noblewoman who threw into the sand the purse
that her fiance gave her.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #92 on:** July 30, 2009, 04:06:56 AM »

July 30: Today is July 30, the Day of the Living Dead. Flowers are beautiful
and are loved by all. But the living dead are ugly and are hated by all.
This Day of the Living Dead was named to abolish discrimination against all.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #93 on:** July 31, 2009, 04:27:05 AM »

July 31: Today is July 31, Desire Day. A desire strong enough to summon
Luceid... I thought my desire for holidays were strong enough to be
approved... But Luceid told me, 'Yours is just an obsession, so no go.'
Don't you think he's pretty stingy for being a Guardian of Desire?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #94 on:** August 01, 2009, 04:45:41 AM »

August 1: Today is August 1, Soaproot Day. You might laugh at me for saying
it, but I really like soaproot. They come in handy when I need to get that
sneeze out of my system.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #95 on:** August 02, 2009, 04:35:18 AM »

August 2: Today is August 2, Undies Day. I woke up at 3:00 a.m. this morning
and thought to myself, 'Jeez, I only have my undies on.' It's not an idea I
should be proud of, but as a holiday enthusiast, it's in my blood to follow
my instincts.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #96 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:12:05 AM »

August 3: Today is August 3, Broth Day. Pouring broth from a juicy steak onto
your food makes it taste better. Just a tad of advice from yours truly.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #97 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:37:06 AM »

August 4: Today is August 4, Secrets Day. A young man who joined a spy agency
liked to write comic strips. His comics were filled with awful, rotten
jokes, but they let him post them on the wall of his favourite bar. But
one day, he was accused by his superiors for releasing confidential
information. They claimed he let slip that the intelligence bureau was
run by a pack of fools. He was found guilty and sentenced to life in
prison.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #98 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:29:27 AM »

August 5: Today is August 5, Pug Dog Day. Pug dogs are dogs that are good
at licking off pugs. They're also called depuggers.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #99 on:** August 06, 2009, 07:53:17 AM »

August 6: Today is August 6, Watermelon Day. To all farmers and hobbyists:
Don't forget to water your melons today. Just a friendly reminder from your
local agricultural center.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #100 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:22:33 AM »

August 7: Today is August 7, Tile Day. Tiles are nice and smooth, so they're
considered symbols of fair skin. Your skin looks like tiles, too.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #101 on:** August 08, 2009, 04:19:19 AM »

August 8: Today is August 8, Infinity Day. Turn the number eight on it's
side and you get the symbol for infinity. Nifty, isn't it?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #102 on:** August 09, 2009, 04:02:17 AM »

August 9: Today is August 9, Coveralls Day. Why are coveralls called
coveralls even though they don't cover your arms or your head? They sure
don't cover all.

Valentinya · « **Reply #103 on:** August 09, 2009, 06:49:21 AM »

Quote from: Purjewry on August 09, 2009, 04:02:17 AM

August 9: Today is August 9, Coveralls Day. Why are coveralls called
coveralls even though they don't cover your arms or your head? They sure
don't cover all.

Today is also Book Lovers Day! XD

Celebrate by reading a book! However if you don't have any books just head to the nearest library

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #104 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:41:04 AM »

All holidays from here on must contain a create.swf picture.

Pesco · « **Reply #105 on:** August 09, 2009, 11:01:08 AM »

Libraries don't open on Sunday.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #106 on:** August 09, 2009, 01:19:34 PM »

Quote from: ???????????? on August 09, 2009, 07:41:04 AM

All holidays from here on must contain a create.swf picture.

Finally, thank god

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #107 on:** August 10, 2009, 04:01:23 AM »

Okay!

August 10: Today is August 10, Hope Day. Ages ago, a scholar was given a
mind-reading machine from the Guardian of Wisdom. Although repetitively
falling into despair over the fate of mankind, he held on to his hopes
that all was not yet lost in the hearts of men. His stalwart faith in the
future helped revitalize the Guardian of Hope.