東方不吉夢 ~ Perfect Crack Production, or PCP, is a PCB edit that is done purely for the sake of amusement. Mostly the amusement of the editor, but it's free to be enjoyed by all.-o- Premise -o-
In The Palace of the Earth Spirits, Rin Kaenbyou, the Traffic Accident of Hell, was enjoying a usual day of corpse-voyaging, thinking of ways to make her master happy. One day, she happened across a cardboard box, with the odd label "Koishi's Mysterious Treats" attached to it. Clearly thinking nothing wrong with this, she happily snatched up the box and ran off to find her good friend, Utsuho Reiuji, affectionately called Okuu~
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Reimu Hakurei, the Shrine Maiden of Paradise, was not enjoying this winter. Aside from the fact that ZUN was not bringing her some new money, and continued to tease her with various installments of the twelfth game in the series, there was also the fact that donations were, as usual, at a low.
It didn't help that Sanae, who is not a good girl, continued to visit her and make fun of her for her low donations and also armpits for some reason.
However, Reimu decided to embark on her own adventure today - she had begun to notice that winter was getting especially colder than usual, and the youkai were acting very strangely. This was cemented by the fact that Nazrin mugged of her of her meager funds on her way to the human village, since she's Nazrin.
Of course, Nazrin mugging her had nothing to do with any incident, but that's beside the point.
"I'll find out why the Youkai are acting weird!"
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Marisa Kirisame was also beginning to notice some oddities. Within the Forest of Magic, things were getting exceptionally chilly, and it couldn't be Cirno's doing, since she was supposedly off starring in her own new game.
To make matters worse, Captain Murasa sexually assaulted her in her home.
"I'll figure out what's up, ze!" said Marisa, deciding some youkai must be behind this. Of course, Murasa raping Marisa had nothing to do with any incident, but that's beside the point.
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Sakuya Izayoi, the Perfect and Elegant Bitch, stared out the window of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "The Youkai sure are acting odd, aren't they mistress?" she remarked, noting how Meiling had been speaking some jibberish earlier and wouldn't stop no matter how often Sakuya stabbed her.
Of course, Meiling was just speaking Chinese, but that's beside the point.
"Che, whatever Sakuya." said Remilia, donning a pair of shades. "I'm just, too cool."
Clearly, Remilia was far too cool for school. Deciding to ignore her, Sakuya flew out the window to investigate the alleged incident, before Sanae could take her place.
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This is a Curtain Fire Crack Game. Girls are preparing now. Please watch warmly as an absurb plot unfolds before your eyes.
Details: As this is an edit of PCB, your playable options are the same, and the shots have not changed, aside from possibly the shot Graphics in a few cases. Patterns have not been altered either, although bullet graphics may have, so from a gameplay perspective, you're simply playing PCB.
What has changed is sprites, portraits, music, and the big draw, the story. A crack-filled adventure with (probably) inappropriate content awaits you. Wonderful.
Can you stop the Nuclear Winter and save the future of Touhou's Theme Music?Status: In-Progress - Some color-swapping and sprite editing is still to be done. Otherwise, the game edit is just about complete, and simply must be packed into a .dat file with a reliable datpacker.
Disclaimer
The author of this thread claims no ownership of any part of the Touhou series, specifically the Game Engine for Perfect Cherry Blossom. Touhou is the legal property of Junya Ota, otherwise known as ZUN. This project is purely for amusement and non-commercial purposes. Please support the official release.
