Trial of IM Inheritance [R3 Over!]

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

You can post mine if you want but they suck anyway

[LHCling]

---theshim---
Originality, Accuracy: 4/10
I know this isn't really your fault, but a lot of entrants (like 3, which is only a fourth, but whatever don't get technical with me here) seemed to use lunatics as a subject matter, so you lost a couple points for that. As for accuracy, I didn't see you talking about EoSD lunatic in the original thread, but for all I know Baity might fail really hard at linking to references causing me to miss that, so I won't complain.

Judge's Impressions: 6/10
I don't know why, but I cracked a slight smile at this even though I'm too boring to lurk Help Me Eirin and therefore don't understand the joke. Maybe it's because shouting red text makes everything better, as well as verbal abuse of others. Or something.

Instances of the number 27: 2/10
While Donut's eyes are made of 7s and Baity's score was 7k, it appears that you have forgotten to place an instance of the number 2 in this comic, which is a shame, because it really could have turned your score around. I hope this 2 on your score will set you straight.

References to Tetris Attack: 0/10
theshim, I am incredibly disappointed in you. When it comes to 4komas, it should be absolute common sense that you must include at least one reference to Tetris Attack for it to be considered "decent", let alone "good". Baity even commanded all entrants to reference Tetris Attack MULTIPLE TIMES in the post initiating this challenge. Try again.

Total: 12/40


---Roukanken---
Originality, Accuracy: 6/10
I'm going to have to take a couple points off of originality because it was suggested you do this (though it was a joke). Also, it's not not entirely accurate if you compare it the script for Sweet Rou and Serela Jeff that you posted in the mafia signups thread, which makes me a bit sad because I found that one to be more humorous than this. Ah well.

Judge's Impressions: 8/10
Somewhat surprised you actually went through with this, so I found it pretty amusing. Also, :3 Myon in the first panel is cute for reasons I cannot fathom. Again, couple points off for not using the original script, since it was more amusing.

Instances of the number 27: 8/10
As soon as I noticed the tried and true SBaHJ copy-pasted miniature panels of Sweet Brou falling down stairs, I counted them up, eager to learn the results. Imagine my shock to find out that you were two panels off, as they added up to a 25, not a 27. You do get an E for effort since it's very clear you tried to sneak the number 27 into the comic, but you were two off (and I'm going to take two off from the score your score could be like as well because of this).

References to Tetris Attack: 3/10
Hmm, I'm not too sure what to say about this. While Myon does slightly resemble the smiling clouds from Lakitu's background picture, the resemblance is still minimal. You can do better than this.

Total: 25/40


---Kitten4u---
Originality, Accuracy: 2/10
This is actually rather inaccurate, as not only do most dictionaries that I know of not contain the word "bitch" in them (though I might just have terrible dictionaries), it does not seem to be based off any forum event in particular (which I'm p. sure was the point of the challenge). However, because of the latter, your originality points are shot up a bit.

Judge's Impressions: 5/10
I don't know, I thought it was pretty cute. Was disappointed that it didn't seem to follow the rules very well, though.

Instances of the number 27: 1/10
Minimal. The closest thing I noticed is that Chen has two tails consistantly in each panel, but a 2 alone does not make a 27.

References to Tetris Attack: 1/10
Not many from what I can see. The closest thing is that Ran's expression in the third panel slightly resembles Hookbill the Koopa's facepic. To be honest, I'm starting to become incredibly disappointed in the lack of Tetris Attack references in these entries, as they were one of the components of these comics I looked forward to the most.


Total: 9/40

TLDR:
Shim: 12/40
Rou: 24/40
K4U: 9/40

REALLY BORING LAZY SCORES FOR EVERYBODY ELSE (i'm really just doing this out of 10 and multiplying by 4, hurf):
Nobu - 24/40
Ax - 36/40
Arashi - 16/40
Zak - 28/40
Copyright - 4/40 on the grounds that I don't understand the joke at all.
Hakureism - 20/40
Zengar - 12/40 on the grounds that I still don't understand the joke
UK - 8/40 on the grounds of :youlostme: (seriously what is even going on)
Demonbman - 20/40

So Ax > Zak > Rou > Nobu > Hakureism = Demonbman > Arashi > Zengar = Shim > K4U > UK > Copyright

Don't mind me, just being the worst judge ever.

Spoiler:

I never actually commented on theshim's score for EoSD Lunatic

[HakureiSM]

Spoiler:

+1 isn't going to save you

Spoiler:

I know >.> I'm not mining for points, just trying to get what you thought. I... think I got it now. Sorta. Welp, no.

Do I get a Bah! post now? :3

edit: minor change

<Baity> you may "bah!" when r3 starts, until then there's no restriction

Welp :3

[Zengar Zombolt]

Oh, welp. :V
Congrats to the winners!
Also huhwhat you derpscicle
Read other forums moar

[Kitten4u]

You were supposed to put my comments with my entry. ;_;  Ah well.

I believed that you would know a fair amount at least. As a lurker and all.

I barely even lurk out of AAA and RPG anymore.  The only reason I knew of this thread's existence was because of Pesco.  I didn't even get most of the jokes here. :V  So no, I wasn't exaggerating at all when I say I know nothing of MotK's "in" jokes.

[FinnKaenbyou]

• axman36 - 41.67
• Zakeri - 33.00
• Nobu - 32.50
• Arashi - 31.17
• Roukan - 30.00

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Demonbman]

Congradulations axman36, Zakeri, Nobu, and Arashi for making it to round 3! I wish the best of luck too you 4!

EDIT: Oh, it was a broomsmack to the head in Panel 2, My drawing skills made it look like a Baseball Bat, sorry, oh and Nobu, I'm sorry I really messed up your hair, I had done, maybe 3 drafts and all of them I messed up your hair beyond belief.

[ES-Anthy]

Oh, welp. :V
Congrats to the winners!
Also huhwhat you derpscicle
Read other forums moar

Zengar you wasted the stars I sacrificed to you, I'll see you in my office.

[Barrakketh]

Need to get up on this one.

I never finished Terranigma.  Dropped it after getting to the upgradeable town.

[theshirn]

Spoiler:

I never actually commented on theshim's score for EoSD Lunatic

Yeah, well. :ohdear:

[OkashiiKisei]

Congratulations Ax! I knew yours was the best!
You're almost there! The entirety of TA is supporting you! Pierce the forums and kick reason to the threads!

[Nobu]

\o/ Woo! Congrats to the other winners, and to everyone else for submitting entries too. I'm surprised we got a 12/12 turnout rate, and not one person flaked out. :3

Congradulations axman36, Zakeri, Nobu, and Arashi for making it to round 3! I wish the best of luck too you 4!

EDIT: Oh, it was a broomsmack to the head in Panel 2, My drawing skills made it look like a Baseball Bat, sorry, oh and Nobu, I'm sorry I really messed up your hair, I had done, maybe 3 drafts and all of them I messed up your hair beyond belief.

Haha, it's alright. I didn't actually understand what was going on until I saw the transcript just a minute ago. :V  _{I actually thought the broom was something else entirely.. *koffkoff* >_>;}

[Nat Tea]

BAITY

YOU BETTER MAKE THIS GUILLOTINE GAME EXCITING

[LHCling]

\o/ Woo! Congrats to the other winners, and to everyone else for submitting entries too. I'm surprised we got a 12/12 turnout rate, and not one person flaked out. :3

It definitely feels more of an 11.5/12 though. Something that I can't shake off my mind, no matter how hard I try.

BAITY

YOU BETTER MAKE THIS GUILLOTINE GAME EXCITING

Peer pressure  :ohdear:
No promises here.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Baity: The Nobles are the eliminated contestants, Y/N

<Baity> :3c, though there will (probably) be appearances from all over the boards considering how little the actual numbers are

[LHCling]

Guillotine is now being set up. In accordance with the actual forum rules, I'm now forced to chase people up via PM and get their permission for what was "discussed" in the previous post.

When will I be ready: No idea.

EDIT: Making good progress so far. Just need to wait on the returns and final numbers...

[Nat Tea]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW):

Man, Baity! Why did you link to MotK with https?!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GONNA KICK YOU TWENTY WAYS INTO YESTERYEAR

<Baity> i'd like to see you try  :smug:

[LHCling]

Ok, ready to an extent. There were a few complications (mostly being me over PMing but hopefully that rolls over quite quickly).

Yes, the message was generic. Yes, said message was revised over a few times. Yes, I did eventually get lazy that after the second PM, I decided to leave off the subject. Yes, that comma is unnecessary as well.

...and yes, I did use SSL.

For those of you who didn't get the PM, this is what it looked like for most of you:

Hello <Name>,

You have been chosen to become a "Noble" in, a card game known as "Guillotine". The hosted thread is here (specifically, I believe we'll be starting from this post or somewhere about). As such, I require permission to allow me to follow through with this. If you do not accept, then your name will not be used in this game. And for clarification, the only effort needed to be put in by you is... accepting / declining this.

For the sake of surprise, the Noble which you have been designated will not be specified.

You can probably see my GrammarFail^TM in there.

PMs to the contestants will be sent shortly (I hope). Followed by an introductory post. Order of play has already been determined by RNG, and so have the hands.

[Nobu]

* Nobu sharpens her sword-broom.

Oh my, i'm looking forward to this~

[LHCling]

Nobu, Shrine Janitor has been evicted from the cool kids circle!

...However, since she is now an individual in her own circle, she is now cooler than everybody else!

BAD END.

Challenge III: Maidens of the Guillotine
_{Hope I don't mess this one up! Edition}

Welcome to MotG! The aim of this challenge is to collect as many points from decapitating / banning / <your method of destruction here> various posters! While no-names and generic members are only worth trivial amounts, poster's that are actually notable will give you a large amount of E-Peen points! Chop away~!

Spoiler:

Note that some of you were only invited because I needed filler; if you happen to be one in this case pay it no mind

.

Read up a bit if you haven't already. There are also other sources but I won't mention those because I'm a lazy prick. No setup lists for you people; if you want one find it yourself  :V

I'll try to use the standard color scheme here. Stalling for too long will result in a replacement. This also means that you forfeit the rights to IM if said person wins.

Turn order for D1 is as follows:

• axman36
• Nobu
• Arashi
• Zakeri

Spoiler:

Deal left of the player guys

List of to-be-killed posers posters for this day:

• * Sakana, Rival Executioner:1 (also collects top noble on deck)
• * Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1 (draw an additional action card)
• * Serpentarius, Land Lord:2
• * Choja, Councilman:3
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Edible, Governor:4
• * Slaves, Count:2 (worth +2 if holding Countess)
• * TSO, Tax Collector:2
• * Pesco, The Clown:-2 (place it in another's score pile)
• * アンソニーAnthony☄, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36:
• Nobu:
• Arashi:
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended:
derp
The game begins.
axman36 is up!

[LHCling]

Silly me, forgot the 0th kill.

Tengukami has been smited by Baity as an example!

[axman36]

Uhh... well, from what I understand, I shall collect Sakana then!

##Collect: Sakana
##Draw: Action Card

>_>, Whether this was the intended means of collectation or not I'm just gonna go with it. Aahhh yes, soon enough it will come... beheading with an axe... the ONLY true way to behead.

[LHCling]

axman36 decides to go straight in and decapitate Sakana with an ax(e)! Sakana was in possession of Mode's head from a previous execution and collects her as well!

List of to-be-killed posers posters for this day:

• * Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1 (draw an additional action card)
• * Serpentarius, Land Lord:2
• * Choja, Councilman:3
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Edible, Governor:4
• * Slaves, Count:2 (worth +2 if holding Countess)
• * TSO, Tax Collector:2
• * Pesco, The Clown:-2 (place it in another's score pile)
• * アンソニーAnthony☄, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36: Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2 (worth +2 if holding Count)
• Nobu:
• Arashi:
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended:
derp
Nobu is up!

[Nobu]

Ah, Aoshi, i'm sorry it had to come to this. :< Especially since you drew me spontaneously and all back when. That was so nice of you!..


..but it could have been in color, y'know. In color, dammit.

##Execute: Aoshi
##Draw: Action Card x 2

[LHCling]

Nobu complains that his picture isn't in color! The person on the receiving end of this verbal danmaku is Aoshi!

List of to-be-killed posers posters for this day:

• * Serpentarius, Land Lord:2
• * Choja, Councilman:3
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Edible, Governor:4
• * Slaves, Count:2 (worth +2 if holding Countess)
• * TSO, Tax Collector:2
• * Pesco, The Clown:-2 (place it in another's score pile)
• * アンソニーAnthony☄, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36: Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2 (worth +2 if holding Count)
• Nobu: Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1
• Arashi:
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended:
derp
Arashi is up!

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

Don't like Slaves being out with Mode in a hand that's not mine, especially given the current order.

##Play: Clothing Swap, Target: Slaves

I think Serpentarius is a pretty cool guy. eh dies for mah score and doesn't afraid of anything.

##Execute: Serp
##Action card get!

[LHCling]

I swear to god mode / slaves is going to be the end of me. Post coming up.

[LHCling]

derpSlaves has been swapped out with Zengar!
Arashi has meme'd Serpentarius to death!

List of to-be-killed posers posters for this day:

• * Choja, Councilman:3
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Edible, Governor:4
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * TSO, Tax Collector:2
• * Pesco, The Clown:-2 (place it in another's score pile)
• * アンソニーAnthony☄, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36: Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2 (worth +2 if holding Count)
• Nobu: Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1
• Arashi: Serpentarius, Land Lord:2
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended:
Clothing Swap.
Zakeri is up!

Spoiler:

And here's where things will most likely slow down

.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

lol I may end up having just made that worse. :V

[WHMZakeri]

Ah, I see how this works.

Okay, I see no better choice than to accept your gracious offer, Choja~

##Collect: Choja
## Draw