Tsundere Mokou
Container: Bamboo hollow shoot.
Rockstar 1/2 can
Honey red bull, 1/2 can preferably boiled first.
Bailey's Cream 1 shot.
Dry Vermouth 1/2 shot
Mint Leaves 5 leaves, grinded.
Citrus anything, Vodka etc 1 shot
Lemon/Lime halves
Instructions:
1. Grind mint leaves with a standard Old Fashioned glass. Add 1/2 squeeze lime to the grind to maximize flavor. Save the other half for later. Transfer contents to bamboo shoot or really tall glass.
2. Prepare Boston Shaker with fresh ice, pour vermouth quickly, followed by the citrus alcohol of choice, (this bartender prefers Smirnoff Lemon).
3. Assuming you already boiled your red bull prior, put the Rockstar in and shake well.
4. Strain well and steady into bamboo shoot, as this is a messy way of presentation and without much class, suitable for the binging tsundere immortal who has a crush for the immortal princess of Eientei, it is not recommended for the suave gentleman. (This Bartender prefers a long and tall straight glass)
5. Layer slowly the red bull on top.
6. Layer the Bailey's cream to the top very carefully. To represent the semi sweetness concealing the bittersweet sour tsundere within the drink.
7. As you have half a lemon left, you can choose to use it as a garnish, or simply offer on the small plate, as a side to the customer.
As this drink can be considered complex, please do not frustrate yourself like a certain immortal forest guide attempting to prove something for the sake of nothing to a certain werecow.
To best enjoy this drink, approach a mate, and yell to him or her : "I AM NOT TSUNDERE, I-I-I-IT IS NOT LIKE-E-E I WANTED TO DRINK THIS!" and then chew on lemon/lime wedge, and down the bloody thing. Sip if you prefer to see the pretty drink mix into a muddy color of red brown liquid.
