Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)

[ふねん1]

Hard: Fly halfway up the screen and move right, left, right, left etc.

Actually the Hard version can be handled the same way as on Lunatic (at the bottom). The movement timing is really the same.

[PC]

IN Easy, stage 1.

I went to the top for auto-collection, then Wriggle flies in and kills me without even shooting a single bullet. >.>

[Milosci]

IN Easy, stage 1.

I went to the top for auto-collection, then Wriggle flies in and kills me without even shooting a single bullet. >.>

Oh, Wriggle Kick.  It's dangerous if you don't know it's coming.

I was playing MoF today and lost to Minoriko because my mouse cursor was right over the bullet that killed me. 

[Roark Desmond Jaffar]

...Yeah.

[Kanon]

Died 3 times in a row in Young Demon God (lunatic) not because I ran into the clippy white bullets,
but that I ran STRAIGHT into the LASER multiple times

[Reddyne]

My tired old ball of resistors and capacitors flung at a breadboard known as my old PC hasn't been able to play SA since November. Now that I have a PC that might make HAL9000 look like a Commodore 64, I can play SA again.

Let's go! First time playing this in 7 months start! Never really got to the point where I could beat it!
Yamame! Your're doomed!
Parsee! No problem!
Yuugi! I could beat you even if I was as drunk as you are!
Satori! One hiccup, but okay!
Orin! DoubleFAWKINSHITONASTICK!

[Zengeku]

Okay so i decided i wanted to attempt VoWG timeout. I didn't expect NDNB but i was still quite awed about those three deaths i got. They were all very poor dodging from my side. At least i managed to survive for 80 seconds without fail though.

[Jelly Belly]

Staying too close to Shou on her last spell card, that resulted in a kick to Marisa's face and a game over to me when the spell was over.

ONE DAY MARISA B! ONE DAY!

[Arcengal]

Ah ha ha tried a stand-alone version of MoF Phantasm and got curb-stomped. It gives you infinite lives but I think I died like 30 times.

[Guest]

Every time I Prismriver in EoSD on Hard mode.
Every time.

Rather than streaming and playing smart, I derp derp about and somehow get walled.
Must practice more and fail less.

[Kanon]

Ah ha ha tried a stand-alone version of MoF Phantasm and got curb-stomped. It gives you infinite lives but I think I died like 30 times.

I can't even do the first non-spell..
SA Phantasm is more fun for me imo - at least I can even capture something,
and subterranean cucumbers are tasty.
I still die like 15 times though.

[Erppo]

I hate my own inconsistency in the games. Yesterday, I 1cc'd SA Hard with 4 extra lives remaining. Today I did several runs and managed only one 1cc with no extra lives remaining. Other than that I only reached stage 5 three times.  As a fun fact, I don't think I have ever failed SA Hard run where I reach the final stage.

Also, is Subterranean Sun harder on Normal than on Hard or am I just going crazy?

[jc_foster]

PCB, stage 4, ReimuB.

I get into position to misdirect the Prismrivers' opener ..... then Lyrica tackles me as she's leaving the screen.

[omgrandomnumbers]

Messed up streaming in the beginning of MoF Stage 4 Hard. Tried to use friction (e.g. hold down - tap left) but somehow failed at that. I died at the noncard before Source of Rains. Why are my Stage 4 runs always so retarded I can 1cc this shit arrgh

Then there was the time I made it past Stage 4 with 6 lives in stock, and made it past Sanae with only 2. I game Over'd on Medoteko, overall my worst performance since I started attempting to 1cc. On the bright side, I captured Kappa's Illusionary Waterfall and Exiled Doll. Huh, so I CAN dodge, but only when paying attention.

[Sen]

Tried pacifist Flandre (no bombs). Derped up thrice and entered Q.E.D. with one spare life. I lol'd at how easy it was.

I forgot Q.E.D. has a timeout phase

[Krimmydoodle]

"Alright, I haven't played Touhou seriously in three months, but let's try this."

*boots up UFO Stage 4, after a few tries, makes it to Murasa NDNBNUFO

"Murasa's easy, I got thi-*anchored"

[Zengeku]

"Murasa's easy, I got thi-*anchored"

You told me yourself that its luckshit. Unless we are talking about THAT anchor...

[Krimmydoodle]

Sinking Anchor, not Ghost Ship.  To clarify, I didn't actually get hit by the anchor (that would have been enough shame for me to retire entirely).  I still died to the easiest card in the game though.

[SupahVee1234]

Lost 4 lives and game-overed in the first 30 seconds of EOSD stage 5. I dunno lol

[Zengeku]

I still died to the easiest card in the game though.

The worst i have ever done was bombing it out of frustration. Good job on dying on what might be one of the easiest lunatic cards, not just in UFO but in the entire series.

[Serela]

I have to admit, sometimes I get hit by the anchor on it's way back because Murasa moves and changes the path it takes, and I don't remember that because ololololsinkinganchorsoeasy

[Zengeku]

How can you forget such a thing? The only way i could possibly imagine getting hit by that card is if you stand near the wall the anchor hits.

[Phlegeth]

I keep flying into Reisan's attacks in PoFV.  I keep mistaking them for phantoms and try and shoot them down and yeah I keep flying into them.

[DracoOmega]

Signs that I'm probably burnt out and really ought to stop playing for the day: dying and restarting due to deaths in the first few waves of UFO extra THREE TIMES IN A ROW T.T


It's also surprisingly difficult to play while having a 30 second long coughing fit. >.>

[Erppo]

I played some UFO today, and had something like 5 similiar deaths. I spot an UFO I want to get but the way is covered in bullets. So, I press the bomb key and proceed to run straight into a bullet because I didn't realize I'm not carrying any bombs.

[yoshicookiezeus]

MoF Extra, first run ever (or rather second, but the very first one ended at Kanako's last spell and was generally embarrassing in all sorts of ways, so we won't count that). Got to Suwako with three extra lives, lost them all to her first card, and then gameovered on the second wave of her second one . I evidently need to practice my misdirection skills a bit more

[Reddyne]

Y'know, I don't even remember making it to Utsuho once on Normal. I did so well on her first couple of spell cards, then fumbled up and down her final one so badly that I wonder where all that magic was coming from when I played the rest of that game up until that point.

[Phlegeth]

Just had one playing Double Spoiler.  Spoiler Stage 1, I didn't realize the camera was charging while they were talking and when they finished I tried to charge and ended up taking a picture of myself.  And then I died, on the easiest stage of anything ever.

[Zetzumarshen]

3 potential blue UFOs before Nue at stage 6. 1 held by big UFO, 1 held by 2nd last row of Space Invaders, 1 held by the last row. Somehow I left my decision making to my spinal cord. Grabbed one while big UFO is still on the air, leaving me with 2 blue UFOs in stock during Nue. Efforts of capturing Total Clarification with 4.00/4.00 power were for nothing. Will to fight Byakuren was lost. Alt-F4-ed during Netherworld Butterfly.

[Sen]

Just played MoF Stage 5 on Lunatic. On Yasaka's Divine Wind, I misread something, but managed to deathbomb in time. I ran up to the top of the screen, thinking that the bomb would finish Sanae off.

It didn't, and when I realized I had to run back down, my invincibility wore off right when I was on top of Sanae