Touhou Haiku Thread

[atoms2ashes]

I was bored...and started thinking of Haikus...
Starting with Subterranean Animism...starting from Kisume...

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I am a small girl
Bound to a wooden bucket
To spy on my prey.

No Human has come
My loneliness is painful
Such a boring world.

~

I wait in my web
To catch a morsel to eat
Nothing flies by here.

Oh! Potential prey!
I challenge them on the ground
Instead, I had lost.

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The bridge that I guard
Is cold in the winter nights
I shiver at that.

I'm jealous of them
Who could travel far and wide.
How I wish they die.

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I am an oni
Horn on my head, wine in hand,
I'm always happy

I'm never sober
But I am always so bored
So I test my strength.

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Other than my pets
Who are always gone at work
No one will love me.

I can read your mind
And I know what you did there,
You perverted scum.

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Gather the corpses
Burn them in the flames of Hell
Such a joyous life~

My two tails waver
Whenever my mistress strokes
My head and I purr.

~

I did eat a god
In turn, this eye was given
To power me up.

With this, my third leg
I will rule the world someday
Yes! ...Or maybe not.

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I feared their hatred
So I ran away from her
I closed my eyes shut.

Now without worries,
I wander the world above
...until I met her.

[Shade]

Those are really good! 

Let's see if I can come up with one....

I control many  feasts
The more there are, my friend
I grow in strength

Eh, I'm not really good with syllables. -_-  :blush:

[atoms2ashes]

Those are really good! 

Let's see if I can come up with one....

I control many  feasts
The more there are, my friend
I grow in strength

Eh, I'm not really good with syllables. -_-  :blush:

Oh? Were you making a haiku about Suika?

If so...To be honest, I like it!

[Shade]

Oh? Were you making a haiku about Suika?

If so...To be honest, I like it!

Yup!

You like it? Thanks. I'll try to think of another one...

[Vicks]

Awesome this thread is
Making haikus is sure tough
I applaud your skill

[atoms2ashes]

EoSD Perhaps?
And thanks, Shade and Vicks ^^

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I wander around
With darkness surrounding me
My head bumped again.

This red amulet
What would happen if it is...
Removed from my head?

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I am the strongest!
That is my lifelong motto
I speak only truth!

I am a genius!
Smarter than the Enma too!
And maybe Akyuu.

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I am a yokai
I punch hard and kick hard too
But I sleep a lot.

Daily punishment
From the flat-chested head maid.
Look! Another knife!

~

My magic is strong
But for my health...Not so much
But I can kill you.

An annoying troll
In the ribboned witch's hat
China, please stop her!

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I can control time
To make up for the things that
the fairy maids lack.

Oh, sadistic girl
Forcing me to feed a child
Who might murder me.

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Oh look at my wings!
See how I can fly with them?
You unlucky thing!

I'm a descendant
Of Count Dracula himself
I do not lie, see?

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The basement is dark
The toys I have are broken
Where is Onee-chan?

I thought I was free
When I got to play with her
...I was mistaken.

[necorelli]

UFO, my friends.

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I protect treasures
Humans try to take the gold
But I ran away

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I'm an umbrella
I try to scare some people
Still, it's not working

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Guarding a big ship
They say I'm just a hit box
But I know I'm more

My fists pack a punch
Hit box as a spokesperson,
Laser eyes shooting

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KETSU HOI ANKAA
I'll smash you with my anchors
Your ship will be mine

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I give you good luck
Bishamonten as my god,
I'll save Byakuren

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I have been revived
By the people I have helped
Thank you, my good friends.

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I like to surprise
The unsuspecting people
Who fear the unknown

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Thanks for reading!

Writing a haiku
Is hard to do, because there
Is not much room

[Vicks]

I snickered at Ketsu Hoi Anka. I guess you watched the animation too?

[JT]

Still autumn breezes
Goodwill to departed souls
She's got a sweet rack

Snow, quivering blob
Jelly rolls repel the cold
Dayum girl! Yo fat.

[Vicks]

Komachi and Letty?

[atoms2ashes]

Now for random characters.

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To Heaven or Hell
The soul of yours I will send
or reincarnate.

I am not that short!
Don't believe the lies of that
Lazy Soul Reaper!

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I came from outside
But then I dream of your world
...The Yokai chase me.

I can see borders
Boundaries of  Life and Death
But I don't know why.

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Living GPS
That is what my friend calls me
How silly of her!

But I value her
She is the best friend I had
I wish for her joy.

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And for my escape
I have been punished by them
My name has been changed

I, named after her
Am now the pet of two girls
My dignity gone.

~

Bound to a mansion
I was born from her visions
...insane little girl.

I now wander forth
To find a new place to be
Someone love me please...

[JT]

Komachi and Letty?

Good call. I think the second one was pretty obvious at least :V

[Vicks]

Shikieiki, Maribel, Renko, Reisen, though I have no idea who is the last one D:

And Letty isn't that fat :V

[atoms2ashes]

Shikieiki, Maribel, Renko, Reisen, though I have no idea who is the last one D:

And Letty isn't that fat :V

The last one is Kana Anaberal from Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream.

And Letty is not fat!
She just has big boobs! >D

[Demonbman]

I love writing Haikus!
 
I Am Immortal
My body burns with Hate
SHINJE KAGUYA!
 
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Ayayayaya
Taking pics or ya panties
Is my pride and joy!
 
~
 
Bow, Bow, Clap, Clap, Bow
Mishigusashi-sama
Aid me in my fight!
 
I could be wrong on Mishigusashi-sama, I cant remember the name of the god

[Vicks]

KAGUYAAA Mokou, Aya and Suwako I think

[atoms2ashes]

Um...more haikus?

I sit here today
To teach the children of the
Human Villagers.

The moon was taken
I could not transform again
Into one such beast

If something were to
happen to you, my dear friend
I'll just erase it.

But on the full moon
I'll change the fate of my foes
To protect us all.

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I came from outside
To bring faith to my goddess
...Not just one but two.

You youkai beware!
I'll exterminate you all!
...Right thing to do...right?

~

Oni the drunkard.
Attention-whoring Tengu
And gap-haxing hag.

Of all the people
Who could join me underground,
Why the three of them?!

[Vicks]

I'm going to have to go with Keine, Sanae and Reimu for this. The Keine one was very well made

[atoms2ashes]

I'm going to have to go with Keine, Sanae and Reimu for this. The Keine one was very well made

Really? O.O

Thank you so much 

[Infy♫]

these are some hokku's
while i wrote these poems
I laughed my ass off


Why are you dying
on this easy spellcard
you are such a noob

While gazing the skies
A honking bird passes
the wind blows, honk honk

I played a touhou
I wanted to be there
but it's just a dream

hey, you there, yes you
if you don't want to die
go and feed the ducks

I accidently
a whole coca-cola
bottle. is this bad?

~

here are some haiku's
read them or don't; it's your choice
but i think you should


I want to go back
To that eastern wonderland
The place of my dreams

roukan played tilde
"all the bullshit on the screen"
he died afterwards

My mom is like Ran
working all day without thanks
life is so unfair